Pokémon Emerald badly translated using random internet posts

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 года назад +976

    Eggman’s announcement should tell you that it truly is “badly translated.”

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 года назад +141

      or perhaps brilliantly

    • @CyberdustStudios
      @CyberdustStudios 4 года назад +43

      @@Killysunt Have you've seen Sonic Adventure 2 dubbed? That was where the line at 7:45 was from.

    • @Avriel_Mimiga
      @Avriel_Mimiga 3 года назад +1

      @@CyberdustStudios and the distracted asshole's quote is the dark story eggman announcement

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald 3 года назад +5

      Have you seen Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal? If you like this٫ you may like that one.

    • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
      @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 2 года назад +5

      This what you want op 7:42 9:01

  • @crushbeast29
    @crushbeast29 4 года назад +1012

    I was crying for 24 minutes. Thank you.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 года назад +140

      glad it didn't feel dragged lol

    • @itsamusicthing
      @itsamusicthing 4 года назад +38

      Yo I feel the same, I feel like I'm gonna literally die from laugher because I can't breathe half the time

    • @NedHFlanders
      @NedHFlanders 4 года назад +18

      Man you must be extremely sad luckily I have a solution for you we have a large hot and ready pizza at papa John's for only 13:99$

    • @hazlpaws
      @hazlpaws 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, more like 24 minutes 38 seconds.

    • @ZenithRhythmOfficial
      @ZenithRhythmOfficial 3 года назад +5

      In a good way or a bad way

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 4 года назад +625

    19:04
    "set off a grenade in your house!"
    Like that guy from 4chan that found a WWII frag grenade in the woods somewhere and then asked 4chan what to do with it? And of course they tell him to pull the pin and flush it down the toilet, and the absolute madlad actually does that? Needless to say, he died. No joke, he was never heard from again and not long after, someone shared an article on 4chan about a guy from the country OP was from (I don't remember what it was anymore) dying when a WWII frag grenade exploded in his bathroom and blew a fucking hole in the outside wall of the apartment complex.
    I bet that man went straight to 4chan heaven. What an absolute god. Martyred himself for the undying ideal of the lulz.

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 года назад +134

      4chan heaven sounds like a nicer name for hell

    • @lily__r
      @lily__r 4 года назад +16

      @@ItsRubyGD hello on earth

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 4 года назад +16

      @@lily__r hello

    • @shadowlord0162
      @shadowlord0162 4 года назад +6

      he just said that as i scrolled down xD
      you made it 10x funnier

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 года назад +17

      4chan is Internet hell.
      PornHub is Internet heaven.

  • @MDTravisYT
    @MDTravisYT 4 года назад +442

    7:43 Looks like eggman's announcement got into pokemon somehow

    • @NathanTheMan
      @NathanTheMan 4 года назад +42

      It also appears at 9:03 and 9:16

    • @applechoco483
      @applechoco483 4 года назад +28

      You can even see the first hints of it a few seconds before at 7:41.
      "ampillows. Look a? it look"
      Kecleon's not gonna be too happy once he sees a hedgehog Pokemon...

    • @theforbiddensauce
      @theforbiddensauce 4 года назад +5

      MCTravisYT I nearly fucking cried

  • @x8BitRain
    @x8BitRain 4 года назад +198

    this was a really well written fan fiction, thanks killian

  • @Goodblue77
    @Goodblue77 4 года назад +201

    24:13 Hey that's me! :D Also that's a really old description of my YT channel probably like 7-8 years old. I changed it to something more fitting. :P

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2006
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2006 4 года назад +201

    1:13
    STAND: *[BLACK DOG]*
    STAND USER: Bromas

    • @cir3875
      @cir3875 4 года назад +11

      "Vivimos en una sociedad"
      - el bromas

    • @gaminghuskyforlife
      @gaminghuskyforlife 4 года назад +30

      And kira was kinkshamed

    • @Salted_Rice223
      @Salted_Rice223 3 года назад +10

      Ability: locs every weeb degenerate in mo(rioh cho)
      RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @emma2205
      @emma2205 3 года назад +2

      @@gaminghuskyforlife makes sense, being attracted to hands would be a weird kink to others.

    • @BigMan-qr1mc
      @BigMan-qr1mc 3 года назад +9

      23:15 "Josuke dies"

  • @DelayRGC
    @DelayRGC 4 года назад +212

    3:23 and I already had to wipe my tears three times.
    This is... Look, there's no way "good" or even "fantastic" can even get CLOSE to how amazingly hilarious this truly is! There are no words!

    • @DelayRGC
      @DelayRGC 4 года назад +16

      I'm done. With both the video and my life. I've now seen everything.

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial 3 года назад +211

    We not gonna talk about how sandshrew went from knowledge to mechanics?
    Like he got an education

  • @Patolagos
    @Patolagos 4 года назад +88

    7:45 Eggman seems to have gotten the wrong number

  • @utisti4976
    @utisti4976 4 года назад +76

    I have been watching this in the middle of the night laughing my head off as quietly as I can without waking everyone up for the past 24 minutes. This was seriously hilarious.

  • @smergthedargon8974
    @smergthedargon8974 4 года назад +92

    7:43
    9:15
    The translator put the Eggman rant in a second time! Amazing!

    • @--46200
      @--46200 4 года назад +8

      Don't forget 9:02

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh 3 года назад +4

      "I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT *Same w ducks. And ducks love peanuts"*

    • @dragonblade-go6pe
      @dragonblade-go6pe 2 года назад

      @@gayahhbihh corn too b they become your insta best

  • @dagbroad
    @dagbroad 4 года назад +49

    9:04 oh how the tables have turned

  • @Joey099
    @Joey099 4 года назад +62

    Finally the god killy has blessed us with another video where he puts his children aside with his magnificent accent and voice
    And find kira and kink shame him

  • @woodman811
    @woodman811 4 года назад +61

    I wish Eggman’s announcement was put over one of the cutscenes towards the end of the game
    Edit: you’re lucky he didn’t die

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 4 года назад +118

    5:33 gay baby jail

    • @polygonplus9999
      @polygonplus9999 4 года назад +12

      Shoutouts To Simpleflips

    • @cir3875
      @cir3875 4 года назад +4

      @@polygonplus9999 jobel

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 года назад +3

      NOO0O NOT GAY BABBY JAIL

    • @SilverBullet27188
      @SilverBullet27188 4 года назад +2

      % likelihood that the post resulted from InfernoPlus' Mario Royale?

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 года назад +1

      @@SilverBullet27188 i think it's from SM64 speedrunning actually

  • @khrystanstrettalsson1450
    @khrystanstrettalsson1450 4 года назад +22

    Love the 8-bit “Walk like an Egyptian” by the Bangles

  • @thedeeprot
    @thedeeprot 4 года назад +183

    Big vibes!

  • @AntiAntYT
    @AntiAntYT 4 года назад +62

    0:23 ah cmon you didn't have to do me like that
    (my name is Matt)

  • @dibkle
    @dibkle 3 года назад +23

    10:21 the fact that one of the items is just "patriarchy" killed me.

  • @MrRasta3600
    @MrRasta3600 4 года назад +26

    God damn, everything is hilarious. Your comedy, the editing, real top quality stuff there mate.

  • @Modalcap
    @Modalcap 2 года назад +19

    7:51 THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS

  • @LazerAnimations
    @LazerAnimations 4 года назад +11

    7:43 egg man is calling to say he pissed on the moon
    9:15 more eggman pissing on the moon

  • @The1984TruthSeeker
    @The1984TruthSeeker 2 года назад +22

    9:22 Absol likes dead memes

  • @sirennason9644
    @sirennason9644 4 года назад +12

    0:17 I have that keyboard, the keys are really loud and stiff, very fun and colorful. I don't use it anymore, I had it since I was 4 when my Grandpa built my computer. It's a good keyboard for kids.

  • @C_Corpze
    @C_Corpze 4 года назад +43

    I wish this was an actual translation for games, best translation ever. 10/10
    Died laughing, keep making this, lmao.

  • @Snakeeatinfasnakee
    @Snakeeatinfasnakee 4 года назад +39

    Avoid melons-
    YOU NEED TO LEAVE-

  • @thorstenbohms4206
    @thorstenbohms4206 4 года назад +38

    /pol/'s influence truly shows
    "The Jew menace"
    A house labeled with "Has Jewish ancestry"
    "DAS JUDEN" (even better due to Anglos managing to mess up German grammar in only two words)
    and last, but definitely not least,
    "I am known as the Holocaust."
    Thanks for making this video. Laughed my ass off all the way through.

    • @DestinyYlisse
      @DestinyYlisse Месяц назад

      Is that grunt a descedant of H*tler?!

  • @mitchellbarton7915
    @mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад +27

    "I am used boyfriend" That's the most relatable line in the whole thing.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 года назад +11

      hits deep

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад +4

      @@Killysunt I know, right? I felt that, you felt that, my mum felt that, my ex felt that. We ALL felt that

    • @thisisaguy6613
      @thisisaguy6613 4 года назад +4

      @@mitchellbarton7915 I'm haven't had a gf and I felt that.

  • @connorb.7882
    @connorb.7882 4 года назад +10

    honestly I lost it when the eggman announcement went thru. I have also learned that I can't try to take a drink while watching these videos

  • @AdamZugone
    @AdamZugone 4 года назад +29

    14:08 is the BEST FUCKING PART of this whole video if it wasn't 1am I would be laughing my ass off

  • @mewthelolfreak
    @mewthelolfreak 3 года назад +17

    17:27 WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

  • @YokoX23
    @YokoX23 4 года назад +3

    You sounded less excited with every website you listed at the beginning... Omg I'm barely past the "roundabout" Pokemon theme and the second jojo reference and I'm already dying.. I'll just comment at the end of this masterpiece

  • @dragoe6481
    @dragoe6481 4 года назад +62

    I'm severely confused about the method via witch the text for this hack was generated.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 года назад +55

      Phil coded some nonsense for 6 hours, it grabs sentences from random 4chan/Wikipedia/Reddit etc etc pages. It's absolute nonsense, basically.

  • @Taktaagic
    @Taktaagic 4 года назад +23

    This is the best video on RUclips now

  • @saxgarcon6867
    @saxgarcon6867 4 года назад +45

    This is great
    Edit: I don’t remember writing this

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 4 года назад +52

    "I am permavirgins senate of the items people"
    Good for you bro.

  • @crackwizard666
    @crackwizard666 3 года назад +11

    1:19 (Death Note Deleted Scenes, 2006 colorized)

  • @DerpyTheShreddingProto
    @DerpyTheShreddingProto 4 года назад +8

    I was right to be afraid that this would slowly turn into a fan-fiction. Thanks, Phil.

  • @timmyreobed5043
    @timmyreobed5043 4 года назад +5

    15:14
    Oh, so _that's_ why Sweet Scent causes Pokemon to encounter you more frequently.

  • @tammywilson6392
    @tammywilson6392 4 года назад +10

    6:48 "-of Roblox and Overwatch!"
    I love both of these games so I just liked immediately after seeing that...

  • @Bug_Bait
    @Bug_Bait 3 месяца назад +3

    That viewer who made the Goldeen account to donate is a comedic genius.

  • @5Porygon
    @5Porygon 4 года назад +6

    Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)

  • @TheDemonOfSemen
    @TheDemonOfSemen 4 года назад +70

    15:14 When you learn how to draw

    • @unwe7456
      @unwe7456 3 года назад +5

      Gosh, this is legendary

  • @fureversalty
    @fureversalty 4 года назад +25

    15:12 in a pokemon game..

  • @captainretro373
    @captainretro373 3 года назад +8

    14:38
    Law & order:
    Special victims unit

  • @death_star11
    @death_star11 4 года назад +11

    18:37 fitting that Steven said that

  • @snolica8086
    @snolica8086 4 года назад +4

    Im surprised that not many people noticed that this isn't just normal artwork 16:18
    I'm actually more disappointed of myself for already knowing that picture

    • @Wise_Person
      @Wise_Person 4 года назад

      i get the feeling plenty noticed it but didn't want to ask about it

    • @joacomonte9374
      @joacomonte9374 3 года назад

      It was kinda obvious, even if you didn't know lmao. That expressions and body shapes are too sus

  • @hk-pm6qu
    @hk-pm6qu 4 года назад +25

    22:07 Yoda turns into a woman

    • @LargSoder
      @LargSoder 3 года назад +1

      This deserves more likes

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 3 месяца назад

      this is absolutely gold and the fact that it doesn't even have 25 likes is criminal

  • @C_Corpze
    @C_Corpze 4 года назад +3

    I want to play games and romhacks translated with this tool, I never laughed this hard before at bad translations, you truly made my day with this video.

  • @Poly_0000
    @Poly_0000 4 года назад +13

    13:51 Holy shit, siiva nelward gang

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 года назад +1

      both banger channels

    • @Poly_0000
      @Poly_0000 4 года назад

      @@Killysunt And incredible when combined.

  • @wellplayod1957
    @wellplayod1957 4 года назад +3

    Best videos I've ever seen in my life
    Also 6:46 why on earth does an 8 bit rendition of walk like an Egyptian start playing? XD

  • @thatskeletordude5271
    @thatskeletordude5271 4 года назад +42

    Whismur caused the Snap.
    Thanos was just a distraction.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 года назад +4

      When will the world open their eyes

  • @andrew.48
    @andrew.48 4 года назад +8

    Grandma is by far one of the funniest 'translations' I saw

  • @roxyhoyt3675
    @roxyhoyt3675 4 года назад +5

    (Starts hearing let's fighting love in the background)
    My brain:✨🎇🎆

  • @reeseronithemacaroni8946
    @reeseronithemacaroni8946 4 года назад +36

    Alright, it is settled. I am going to be known henceforth as “Little Holocaust”

  • @Poly_0000
    @Poly_0000 4 года назад +6

    Amazing shit as always. This was an absolute treat.

  • @demistockpile4140
    @demistockpile4140 4 года назад +6

    9:51
    Quarantine: *studies going asshole*

  • @johntobin5855
    @johntobin5855 9 месяцев назад +1

    With a move like Thanos I guess your victory is inevitable

  • @UnusualPete
    @UnusualPete 3 года назад +5

    22:18 Ah... Wallace also fought in the Coochie Wars with Roshi and Jesus xD

  • @ZionnetheMeme
    @ZionnetheMeme 4 года назад +3

    man i can't wait for pokemon platinum badly translated using amazon reviews

  • @koffinglolface1000
    @koffinglolface1000 Год назад +6

    19:41 you doorstep, i gonna use that from now on

  • @WhiteSnap
    @WhiteSnap 3 года назад +2

    Love how rayquaza in the involved asshole, makes sense because he's involved in Groupon and Kyogre fighting

  • @sleepy-emerald
    @sleepy-emerald 3 года назад +9

    I just laughed for the entire video and now my sides hurt.

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 4 года назад +6

    1:31
    I'm not gonna say it.
    All imma say, is Gen 5

  • @themostposhdog7405
    @themostposhdog7405 4 года назад +3

    First youtuber to make me legitimately spit out my drink from laughter and panic cuz i got milk all over my computer.

  • @tilly8517
    @tilly8517 4 года назад +3

    access to
    making
    honeybee
    suicide
    resulted
    glimpse
    translation:
    someone had accessed a honeybee, which killed itself, that resulted in a glimpse

    • @Arch_X69
      @Arch_X69 4 года назад

      a glimpse into/at what tho

  • @HeavenStarQuit
    @HeavenStarQuit 4 года назад +5

    16:50
    They really do be calling me out there

  • @lucascyr98
    @lucascyr98 4 года назад +6

    To be honest, I was pleasantly surprised at the kind of language the game came up with. Knowing that it pulled from 4chan, this could've been much *much* worse

  • @sniperman1194
    @sniperman1194 4 года назад +3

    I need this for my emulator. I don't think I can put how much I need it into words.

  • @Matt-qu3lt
    @Matt-qu3lt 4 года назад +6

    3:22 Cards Against Humanity be like

  • @bulbusarues
    @bulbusarues 4 года назад +13

    1:25 Is that a JoJolion reference?

  • @NyTwL
    @NyTwL 4 года назад +1

    i am quite dissapointed i didnt find you earlier you are super underrated

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville Год назад +3

    8:18 Did you know that “Numel” backwards is “Megan’s Meat”?

  • @talonkutch
    @talonkutch 2 года назад +9

    15:57 i am a part of those 145 Germans if anyone wanted to know!

  • @BillyBoggy
    @BillyBoggy 4 года назад +6

    Who new that adding green texts into a game would be sof funny. Great vid my man.

  • @PacificSouthwestAir
    @PacificSouthwestAir Год назад +4

    20:44
    And the threeth gen has flashlight lube

  • @officersoulknight6321
    @officersoulknight6321 2 года назад +2

    Rayquaza being ‘Involved Asshole’ works well considering the story lmao

  • @businesscat25
    @businesscat25 3 года назад +6

    19:19 what schools think will happen if girls show 0.000000000001% of there shoulder

  • @Ohyeahitsnotme
    @Ohyeahitsnotme Год назад +1

    This is just creating a whole entirely different version of jjba part 4, first josuke dies then kira gets kink shamed then a new character comes in called "bromas" with their stand "black dog" what next? please tell me killysunt I want to know

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 23 дня назад

      bromas uses his stand black dog to loc every weeb degenerate in mo

  • @grey9422
    @grey9422 4 года назад +3

    me like every 4 seconds in this video:
    IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE-

  • @g.b.9799
    @g.b.9799 4 года назад +2

    This is so fucking hilarious, non stop laughter... Your voice makes it even better omfg... Made my day, thank you

  • @Sorro
    @Sorro 2 года назад +2

    0:17 my man predicted spamton from deltarune

  • @SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer
    @SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer 2 года назад +4

    SOMEONE: creates this video
    ME: 9:15

  • @roof_of_the_fop
    @roof_of_the_fop 4 года назад +6

    THE LEGEND IS BACK

  • @Shadeblaster177
    @Shadeblaster177 3 года назад +2

    1:25 that is almost the plot of diamond is unbreakable

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Год назад +1

    Nintendo : "we have a new game. and its called pok- "
    fans of punchout, F zero, starfox, earthbound, and/or wario land : 0:42

  • @arconisthewolf4430
    @arconisthewolf4430 4 года назад +4

    i had asthma after laughing so hard,,the asshole part had me crying and JEW MENACE

  • @cubehead-exists
    @cubehead-exists 3 года назад +4

    7:44 I'm dead 4:19 I'm cremated 18:47 im reborn 1:39 *m'I"amin* honestly i didn't *th*

  • @Azazybat
    @Azazybat 4 года назад +8

    15:15 the best ability. I wish i had that ability. 😂

  • @TheRealFobican
    @TheRealFobican 4 года назад +1

    This had to be among the funniest videos you made by far.

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Год назад +1

    the cold war in a nutshell :
    Russia according to the US : 8:59
    the us according to Russia : 8:37
    both according to countries that didnt get involved : 8:57

  • @exiledd
    @exiledd 4 года назад +17

    yes, i remember you showing this on your stream

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 года назад +3

      s/o to stream chat for putting up with 36 hours of this

  • @amandanp4995
    @amandanp4995 4 года назад +3

    Access to used dating!
    So, he’s basically just going to take Schedule out for dinner then?

  • @Name-ws6dh
    @Name-ws6dh 3 года назад +1

    This is simultaneously so fucking cursed and comedic genius at the same time

  • @bimblorthe1st290
    @bimblorthe1st290 3 года назад +1

    This video was so great i had to pace myself to keep me from passing out

  • @KonoNana
    @KonoNana 4 года назад +7

    12:13 so... are we not gonna talk about Juden and Hitler?

  • @oconnorwilliam01
    @oconnorwilliam01 3 года назад +4

    10:09 is the best frame!

  • @combatking0
    @combatking0 3 года назад +5

    14:28 - classy!