Pokémon Crystal badly translated with Bing
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2019
- This is not Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. It's worse.
It's not corruptions, can you beat, a speedrun or a randomizer. It's worse.
It's not Google translated Pokemon like Joel played. It's worse. It's worse than the National dex in Sword & Shield. It's Pokemon Crystal badly translated with Bing. Welcome to Gen 2.
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Игры
Such a underappreciated channel.
Such an appreciated comment
True, very true
@@Killysunt more epic then ever
@@Killysunt such an appreciated reply
Lol 420 likes
Lol
vitals
umbilical cord
bruh what, stop fighting unborn babies smh
"I'm immediately unpopular"
:'(
wowdrug
@@shroomish778 lol
4:59 Can't have a badly translated game without a swear word.
Unspoken law of translations
Good ol' fucking fuck.
When your boss catches you playing on your Gameboy at work
11:41
Lol yeah
I A M D U M B A S S P I M P
10:19
“You shout like a tangerine”
The "deserializing object of type string" wasn't Engrish, that was an error message from the translator that got stuck in as valid output. That's the message you get when bing's translator service gets messed up by trying to send bad output.
That's amazing.
In Google translate, when you translate a text too much, sometimes shows up a text about "AI" and "BT" idk
@@TheDankBoi69 really? huh, that's crazy
pk walk is honestly a really good move in both pokemon and earthbound
it causes you to walk
imagine wasting pp on walking
oh god
PK Sonikal ツ actually because im a girl, i have no pp to walk
PK Sonikal ok
@@TarigonTetradactyl crippled biches don't even walk, like just movere crus already
It's like Teleport, except you never teleport. You just move at high speed.
Drowzee: Nicknamed Mista
Also Drowzee: Female
it was Mista from the Silver Chariot Requiem body swap
Yeah but where is six pistols?
trans drowsee
Also also Drowzee: is at a level divisible by 4
Why are you gae?
when you clip your nails and accidentally rip off a bit of skin:
5:18
11:26 is quite mature for a pokemon game
Honestly my brain read "failure salary decreased" as like, you have a failure salary at your job. You literally get paid when you screw up. But then said failure salary is decreased. Which sucks because how else are you going to afford that important beanbag??
My favorite insults-
“Mid evil Luigi”
“Rip-off Flowey”
“You Shout Like A Tangarine”
This just gave me dain bramage
I actually thought the game gave me dyslexia, I'm glad I can speak properly once more
@@Killysunt btw I actually live in FUCK, stop by for a visit sometime
pum There is actually a town called Fucking in Austria.
Jimmy Joe Lol
I live in probably.
7:50 I spy a C# error. nice.
Wasn't the game written in assembly?
@@bored_person the automated ROM translator probably wasn't made in assembly though
4:13 in this game you can attack trainers too
I like to think that every mumble jumble of symbols is the game censoring someone cursing.
And sometimes the game forgets to censor curse words.
Mom's cooking Glen Hamburger. Mom, what did you do to my brother?
Onix's Japanese name is technically Iwark, or Iwakku in general... I do have a cat named Onix, named after that said Pokemon also...
INTERESTING. The Blue translation had similar instances! I'm obviously not thinking about it when streaming/making these though lol
And Beedril is Spia, or Spear.
Umbreon's Japanese name is legitimately “Blacky” when romanised.
*iwaaku
0:26
"Alright, Stan. Another day, another random body pain." - Grunkle Stan
True.
Beedrills japanese name is actually the english word Spear. Same with Umbreon called "Blacky" in japan. A bunch of translations here are just romanizations or literal translations. The japanese names are in many cases very simple, like gloom being kusaihana (stinky flower) or the 3 legendary birds just called the english words Fire, Thunder and Freezer.
I will never regret my donation thanks for the amazing content killy ily
*picks up pokeball*
I am immediately unpopular!
*sigh*
10:19 Honestly the best insult next to calling someone a Minecraft texture pack.
Youre forgetting about "you shout like a tangerine"
0:09 I didn't know that GIR, from "Invader Zim", counts as a gender.
"You shout like tangerine"... do I really want to know where this is going?
1:25 Mista, lvl 12
12÷3=4
Is this a JoJo reference?
I'll allow it
Thank you, good sir.
Obligatory *MEEEEESTAAAAAAAAA*
@@BAMGM and theres me spamming 4s in a mista related comment so
*44444444444444444444444444444444*
sent help
Oh, I was expecting Vietnamese Crystal
A welcome change of pace
Probably wouldn't have been as stoked on this guys hacks if everyone already knew about them, hidden gems imo
4:37
“Master Wayne, please help. I’ve become a Pokémon route”
:D
DEEPROT (| :
Deepthroat.
1:13 Iwork is actually the Japanese name for Onix
8:08 so The Persona 3 Protagonist Called and Said he's Depressed
11:15 best move in SSBU
1:45
I get that he was joking, but I felt like shining some light on that translation!! C:
In Japanese, Umbreon's name is legitimately, and pathetically, "Blacky". Yup. Blacky. That's an official pokemon name. So "Black" isn't far off at all xD
Sounds cooler in Japanese I bet. Like how Mekankosappo sounds cooler in English.
5:05 that’s the danish word for cheese
(OST)
Enjoy your ost
Lil Shadow XD
& swedish
I love this man’s laugh, very contagious imo, fantastic videos though, you crack me up with all the context you try to create around these translations, i love it!
Where's the representation for us Yahoo boys?
YAHOO TRUNSLTE
“Mista! There’s no mrs in sight!”
Mista: *is female*
2:03
You're pokemon's name is a jojo reference now
1:22 I found one here too
I just discover this channel, and after watching a couple videos, I feel like I never want to leave
Zzazz you the man! Good video sunt! So many potential screenshots I can use for future laughs
Please keep doing these they are amazing!!
I'm so glad I found this channel. Keep up the good shit (Y)
... now I wonder how Pokemon Vietamese Crystal going through Google Translate and then through Bing would be like.
Actually I think Coil and Black (Japanese name for Umbreon is legitimately "Blacky") are correct translations.
The Japanese names for a lot of early generation pokemon are pretty Engrishy. Someone already mentioned that Beedrill is "Spear," but there many others that are arguably worse. The Legendary Birds being "Freezer," "Thunder," and "Fire" is quite laughable. Drowzee and Hypno are "Sleep" and "Sleeper" respectively. The worst ones are Gastly and Haunter, who are "Ghos" and "Ghost" respectively.
Finally someone did a video on one of his ROM hacks, that's awesome editting work. And you also somehow managed to write a script for this video, science still can't understand how that happened
I was mindblown that there weren't many playthroughs of them considering they've been around for so long, quality stuff
“understand canvas” yeah, that’s what my teachers are trying to do.
All those memories of the streams have cumulated in this most ambitious crossover of Pokémon and Bing
What a great time to be alive
Hans was there
Oh, you don’t know how much I love your editing skills...
"Badly" is a relative term
10:09
I love this one XD
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, I love your channel
This is fooking legendary
Like the item "spedr"? "The quickness to fuck it"? xDD
I need to find this to do a freakin' playthrough! XD it's so poorly translated, it's gonna give my viewers a laugh~
Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)
Appreciate it very much, always making stuff even if i'm a bit slow
1:23 I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING THE EMERALD BADLY TRANSLATED VIDEO AND THERE’S ALREADY MORE JOJO
Fun fact: ost means cheese in norwegian so whenever i see OST (original sound track) i read cheese
7:48
Me when bing can't literally do the only thing it was meant to do
2:57 what ungodly actions are you planning jigglypuff
Jessie and james: *blah blah* -
Meowt: 1:59
Thanks for introducing me to TheZZAZZGlitch. It’s a very good channel.
I’m so glad I found this channel
this channel needs more subs these corruptions are golden
Appreciate it
That Kodak camera brought back so many memories at once
3:18 Kick, Waz? (kiss) *_M E O W . J a m ._* (laughing) *_Shit._*
I need more of these please
0:38 GLEN HAMBURGER 😂
5:38 i was drinking milk
and 9i laughed
and some of it went upo my nose
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fuckign decimate dme
Have you ever eaten a Pokémon before?
1. Yes
2. YES
3. YeS
4. MaYbE
Great content as always
Came here from the Failboat Video, this stuff is waay too good for under 100k subs (O_o)
Subbed.
Appreciate it, was a lot of fun hanging with him :D
1:24 I guess Drowzee is a Jojo reference
Woo a video! I thought i remember you saying this was going to be a longer video or am i mistaken? Anyways see you in 2023 with a new video
This is the longest video I've ever made so it's long by my standards lmao
@@Killysunt lol i very well may be mistaken. Thanks for the video nonetheless!
"this kept up the games is by interpretation, what can I do?" that was my translation from english and latin and then to english
1:24 is that a fricking jojo reference?
best type is shit 3:22
Are you still watching netflix?
Someones daughter: 2:23
mista is here but he doesn't even have his gun
6:35
Electrode for president
2:56 killed me
I can confirm that the streams are very fun to support.
I can confirm that 77 dolphins is fun
"There was a problem deserializing the object of type string" sounds like something programming related. I learned a bit of C++, including that strings were a type of variable that held text, and there is a concept called object-oriented programming.
I would love a pokemon called "groin"
Perfect! I love this!
12:16 i heard the secret message "pog"
5:02 I LITERALLY DIED LAUGHTDKMDNDJD
that made me wheeze so hard
Im trying not to wake evervyone in my house up but I can't laugh quietly to this
Groin caught!
"I am Dumbass pimp" xD oh that killed me 😂😂😂
"you shout like a tangerine"
yep, that's going in my next argument
7:20 i laughed thru alllll of it
Killy im on a vacation right now, DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO TELL YOU TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW???? also make more jojo references
Honestly, some of the best parts of these videos are your unscripted reactions!
I have enjoyed mixing stream reactions with post commentary recently, it's fun
See drowsy as mista
(Torture dance intensified)
Thank you for introducing me to Chip Furnace.
They've been posting a few submissions from me recently! Glad it's managed to stay on its toes with uploads over the years
a little bit of this (shows this in stats)
and a little bit of that (shows that in stats)
This absolutely killed me lmao, it's just so perfect and I love it.
It hasn't even been up for 5 minutes but aight
@@fluvee speedwatching
@@fluvee at the time you posted that comment it had been up for about 9 minutes so ye
@@astupidquestion At the time I posted my comment it was 2 minutes but sure ok buddy
Wait nvm misunderstood what you said, engrish no good
7:49 Very interesting, was that Bing, Game, or the rom hacking tool error? Maybe bing gave an error message instead of JSON serialized data, but rom tool tried to deserialize it anyway?
Someone: where do you live?
Me: oh me I live in a place called F#@K
You too know theZZAZZglitch? I had BingCrys on my old phone! Nice.
Yeah found their Blue translation by accident & this one after perusing their profile lol
Me, lighting my cat on fire: oh, I wasn't supposed to do that?
Holding a breath and laugh at 3 am not to wake whole house