Portal 2 But The Entire Game is Google Translated

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  • @DeadwaterGaming
    @DeadwaterGaming  6 месяцев назад +634

    Stay tuned for the playthrough of the Google Translated co-op and DLC!
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    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 6 месяцев назад

      Ohh I am looking forward! thanks for giving us more entertaining. :)

    • @AstroTom
      @AstroTom 6 месяцев назад +6

      Curse you copyright!

    • @TheComputerGeek101
      @TheComputerGeek101 6 месяцев назад +1

      How did it even get copywrited?

    • @DramaticBatu
      @DramaticBatu 6 месяцев назад +4

      Google translated entropy zero 2?

    • @outofthisworldgaming9539
      @outofthisworldgaming9539 6 месяцев назад +4

      I was just about to ask is the co-op translated... wait this game has dlc? I didn't know that

  • @AdamantLightLP
    @AdamantLightLP 6 месяцев назад +4020

    If Chell really had brain trauma from all that sleep.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 6 месяцев назад +325

      She doesn't talk because she can't understand anyone and doesn't wanna be rude

    • @novopar
      @novopar 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@BierBart12 Some moron should learn from her cough wheatley cough

    • @Unknowncoolguy
      @Unknowncoolguy 6 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@BierBart12 but then why was she quiet in portal 1?

    • @delta4phoenix4
      @delta4phoenix4 6 месяцев назад +65

      @@Unknowncoolguybecause she was in a relaxation pod there too.

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake 6 месяцев назад +61

      @@Unknowncoolguybecause it’s the sequel to Portal: Google Translate Edition so she had brain damage in the first game too

  • @Lozinlimbo
    @Lozinlimbo 6 месяцев назад +485

    *"Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson."*
    _-Cave of John._

  • @nullstudios2989
    @nullstudios2989 6 месяцев назад +2558

    Wheatley seems to be suffering from some kind of horrible brain injury

    • @railworksamerica
      @railworksamerica 6 месяцев назад +6

      He is br*tish

    • @funneneym9965
      @funneneym9965 6 месяцев назад +288

      It's just a very minor case of serious brain damage

    • @-XCCR-
      @-XCCR- 6 месяцев назад +216

      No, I think he's just British.

    • @player0ne16
      @player0ne16 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@-XCCR- w o w

    • @somebodysomewhere6770
      @somebodysomewhere6770 6 месяцев назад +100

      In universe he basically is a brain injury.

  • @Skiffatron
    @Skiffatron 6 месяцев назад +587

    27:53 Okay so Wheatley's first orders of business are:
    -Encourage police/government brutality
    -Tax pizza

  • @funneneym9965
    @funneneym9965 6 месяцев назад +1937

    "Thou madest, thou dumb man, dumb!"
    -Lady Gladys of Portugal

  • @Halilpasar
    @Halilpasar 6 месяцев назад +854

    19:01 “I’d like to have a massage” *confetti*
    Most random moment in portal history

    • @owenpetry2279
      @owenpetry2279 6 месяцев назад +36

      its so random but so funny for no reason

    • @Axonnultrax14
      @Axonnultrax14 6 месяцев назад +45

      @@owenpetry2279 WAIT NO WAY go to 42:04 she really wants that massage, now it's even harder she's a potato lmaoo

    • @Scrufflord
      @Scrufflord 5 месяцев назад +17

      [Return to Dinner]

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@Axonnultrax14 Well I mean... If you were an AI who never had the joy of being massaged because you lack a central nervous system and five senses, the concept of a massage would probably sound like a blessing. Same for eating delicious home-cooked food, swimming in a pool, or petting a cat or dog(or whichever pet gives you free serotonin). A robot would probably turn into a glutton and want to try everything endlessly to experience happiness, since happiness is just "an idea" to robots. And some nihilists lol

    • @XavierGreenFennec
      @XavierGreenFennec 5 месяцев назад +6

      This made me laugh so hard

  • @ozziegerff
    @ozziegerff 6 месяцев назад +2850

    Turns GladOS into a potato
    Wheatly: "lol"

    • @LastGoatKnight
      @LastGoatKnight 6 месяцев назад +69

      It's fitting

    • @John-yh5gm
      @John-yh5gm 6 месяцев назад +70

      "Wowww. Look at me comments!"

    • @lilcurlyman
      @lilcurlyman 6 месяцев назад +68

      "BECAUSE I'M A POTATOES."

    • @StephenStrange-pk6nb
      @StephenStrange-pk6nb 6 месяцев назад +12

      This is older than the video

    • @ozziegerff
      @ozziegerff 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@StephenStrange-pk6nb www.patreon.com/deadwatergaming

  • @jansanecki8857
    @jansanecki8857 4 месяца назад +238

    28:36 I love how this chapter was called "The Fall" and it got translated into "Autumn"

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt 6 месяцев назад +1574

    "Disposal of asbestos. Not required."
    Pretty much in character for -Aperture Science- Diaphragm Workplace!

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 6 месяцев назад +42

      Laboratories and Americans

  • @n00bxl71
    @n00bxl71 6 месяцев назад +477

    3:21 "If you have trouble viewing the image, click on it to hear an audio version"
    It's good to hear that aperture science continues to be accessible to the blind and visually impaired, even in a dire emergency.

    • @CatBot007
      @CatBot007 4 месяца назад +9

      I imagine its ai generated like what Microsoft Word does automatically.

    • @dontmindbeingblindd
      @dontmindbeingblindd 3 месяца назад +3

      I wish they were. I am blind, and portal is not accessible which is very sad.

    • @MasonRickey
      @MasonRickey Месяц назад

      How can we hear pictures lol

    • @nonyanae2
      @nonyanae2 Месяц назад

      ​@@dontmindbeingblindd I don't know how they'd even do that.

    • @flummox12
      @flummox12 Месяц назад

      i think you meant diaphragm workplace

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 6 месяцев назад +1004

    Cave Johnson: *I'm a lemon!*
    GladOs: This man is happy :)

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 6 месяцев назад +93

      In an alternate universe, Cave Johnson embraces the lemons, makes his scientists turn him into a lemon and he becomes the happiest man alive

    • @Slysheen
      @Slysheen 6 месяцев назад +27

      The citrus incarnation of "A real human bean"

    • @triangle__boy1377
      @triangle__boy1377 5 месяцев назад

      @@davisdf3064 Yes but sadly he doesn't live long so they turn carolina into a lemon instead and she's evil!!!!

    • @LasDesventurasdeVirus
      @LasDesventurasdeVirus 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@davisdf3064 I've turned into a lemon! I'm lemon Johnson!

    • @XavierGreenFennec
      @XavierGreenFennec 5 месяцев назад +23

      Cave of John*

  • @yinyang10020
    @yinyang10020 3 месяца назад +59

    22:11 “WHAT DOES A MAN HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PILLS AROUND HERE?!”

  • @marluna_x
    @marluna_x 6 месяцев назад +958

    33:43 That's my new favorite threat: "Don't try, I have asbestos."

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 6 месяцев назад +72

      Pocket sand?
      Nah
      POCKET ASBESTOS!

    • @EvyTallWoman
      @EvyTallWoman 2 месяца назад +1

      If you kill me, my body shall release asbestos like a demolished building.

    • @theorixlux
      @theorixlux 2 месяца назад +11

      Don't try it, Anakin, i have asbestos!

    • @EvyTallWoman
      @EvyTallWoman 2 месяца назад

      @@marluna_x Strike me down, and I shall release more asbestos than you can possibly imagine.

  • @SoranMBane
    @SoranMBane 6 месяцев назад +185

    "My nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits" is probably going to live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life.

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills 6 месяцев назад +19

      My favorite is "don't include the wrong the chicken"

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 6 месяцев назад +21

      Honestly, that almost sounds Shakespearian.

    • @arocantplay
      @arocantplay 2 месяца назад +2

      It's true

  • @IAhmadGT
    @IAhmadGT 6 месяцев назад +929

    "Parents! Parents! Parents! Separation." Is the greatest line I've ever heard lol

    • @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762
      @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762 6 месяцев назад +37

      Wheatley is talking about his parent's(Chocolat and GLaDOS) divorce

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762
      Chell? Don't you mean Chocolat?

    • @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762
      @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@davisdf3064 oh yeah, I forgot lol

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 6 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@davisdf3064GLaDOS calls her Katie in both games, making her full name Katie (???) Chocolat

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@BetterCallBigShotAutos
      That sounds like a pop singer name

  • @madpie5147
    @madpie5147 6 месяцев назад +281

    6:48
    "death, wicked one!"
    why does wheatley spontaneously become an oblivion npc

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 2 месяца назад +5

      He speaks a language beyond work!

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt 6 месяцев назад +459

    Evil Cave Johnson be like: "RESTORE THE LIFE OF A LEMON!"

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 6 месяцев назад +42

      Save life of a lemon. Don't make lemonade.

    • @saschahofmann2421
      @saschahofmann2421 6 месяцев назад +27

      I AM A LEMON!

    • @NimbleBread357
      @NimbleBread357 5 месяцев назад +20

      Another Idea: "They make a terrible portal conductor, but it turns out ground up moon rocks are the cure for all diseases. I am now immortal" -Jave Cohnson

    • @GhidoraTim
      @GhidoraTim 5 месяцев назад +2

      I'm pretty sure there is canonically an alternate universe version of Cave Johnson called "Dark Johnson" who teams up with the main Cave Johnson to find the moneyverse, a world entirely made out of the US currency.

    • @dragon80l
      @dragon80l 2 месяца назад +2

      you mean cave of john

  • @sammy_wills
    @sammy_wills 6 месяцев назад +310

    54:10 "I am sad..-"
    "You aren't sad"

    • @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762
      @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762 6 месяцев назад +48

      Space core gaslighting Wheatley into not being sad

    • @moonlitDee
      @moonlitDee 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762 jedi mind trickery

    • @GoatMilkCookie
      @GoatMilkCookie 6 месяцев назад +7

      My BF voices space core here~

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m Месяц назад

      Well, at least wheatley has a therapist now... ...I guess.

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m Месяц назад

      I sure he also said "I can have dementia" and 'Luv I'm sorry' I dunno why that made me laugh too my sense of humour is broken

  • @ytuser30
    @ytuser30 6 месяцев назад +396

    Wheatley saying absolute nonsense and GLaDOS saying basically the opposite of what she would say in the vanilla game are insanely funny

  • @Goofy_Ahh_VIDs_inc.
    @Goofy_Ahh_VIDs_inc. 6 месяцев назад +506

    27:30 glados screams in samsung

  • @G-Cole-01
    @G-Cole-01 6 месяцев назад +282

    the sequel to "think about this," "keep thinking about this thing"

    • @vexfcstudios6929
      @vexfcstudios6929 6 месяцев назад +7

      Frrr

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 6 месяцев назад +12

      The best paradoxical quote, this one will make the robots go crazy

  • @Shlerm
    @Shlerm 5 месяцев назад +115

    Don't mind this, I come back here often..
    28:03 - "Who is the leader? I. lol."
    28:38 - "Because I'm a POTATOES"
    31:05 - Cave of john
    48:30 - Glados destroys Carolina valley
    49:00 - "Thou madess, Thou dumb man, dumb

    • @W.2026
      @W.2026 3 месяца назад +13

      21:32 "Please do not use horoscopes to seek healing"

    • @GabrielPerez-br5mm
      @GabrielPerez-br5mm Месяц назад +1

      9:02 - “IB”

  • @ianstani4317
    @ianstani4317 6 месяцев назад +282

    Wheatley: *Proclaiming himself the leader*
    *2 seconds later*
    Wheatley: LoL

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 месяцев назад +15

      Basically what people think gen z or alpha becoming president will sound like

    • @埊
      @埊 6 месяцев назад +6

      Me: proclaiming himself the 太平天子
      1 second later
      Me: i am 布洛陀 now baeqlouxdoh.

    • @kirkkerman
      @kirkkerman 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@brycewinton5618 president of the Hui Ola. ae ' ae?

    • @ChocoRainbowCorn
      @ChocoRainbowCorn 2 месяца назад +1

      @@brycewinton5618 That is because they will be exactly like this.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 6 месяцев назад +456

    "Measurement: Very hot. Near nuclear fusion."
    "PIZZA!"
    Oh, so that's what all the uncontained fires were about. Wheatley just has absolutely no idea how to make pizza.

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming 6 месяцев назад +55

      That's... very in character for him

    • @Taco_and_mic
      @Taco_and_mic 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Streetcleanergamingit is isn’t it

    • @roflBeck
      @roflBeck 4 месяца назад +5

      [Promotional promotion]

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 месяца назад +3

      I think the pizza's a bit burnt

    • @DoiNkCascade_DOT_org
      @DoiNkCascade_DOT_org 2 месяца назад +4

      How hot does it take to make a pizza get to the point of nuclear fusion? I’d assume very hot.

  • @AstroTom
    @AstroTom 6 месяцев назад +785

    Wheatley is the most evil being you have encountered. Imagine putting a tax on pizza

    • @PUGHIE
      @PUGHIE 6 месяцев назад +41

      What a sick monster!!

    • @wavypurples
      @wavypurples 6 месяцев назад +19

      Mmmm... tasty!

    • @ladycharizard8972
      @ladycharizard8972 6 месяцев назад +11

      Tax on pizza?!
      The gall!

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 6 месяцев назад +13

      Pure evil. There is no redemption from the Pizza Tax.

    • @NotRemmyCormo
      @NotRemmyCormo 6 месяцев назад +8

      True Evil

  • @candycaneannihalator2708
    @candycaneannihalator2708 6 месяцев назад +218

    49:07 id like to think shes saying that you were only third place in ruining her life

    • @saschahofmann2421
      @saschahofmann2421 6 месяцев назад +42

      wheatly got gold and ratman got silver

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 6 месяцев назад +8

      I know one person who could be above you, possibly first

  • @yousofmwiiu86
    @yousofmwiiu86 6 месяцев назад +390

    42:14 that exhale was wild

    • @VincentBakke
      @VincentBakke 6 месяцев назад +20

      OoT redead

    • @ninjaneb1
      @ninjaneb1 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@VincentBakkeI had the same thought

    • @RealLazyLemon
      @RealLazyLemon 2 месяца назад +3

      Wheatly takes 3000+ cigarettes per year btw

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m Месяц назад

      Why is wheatley an alcoholic in this lol

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m Месяц назад

      He sounds like he is on life support at this point

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday 6 месяцев назад +141

    21:32 That's a good wisdom

  • @Yakuza-Merkitzi
    @Yakuza-Merkitzi 6 месяцев назад +350

    Cave of John have confirmed that he is a lemon, a lemon who does not want any lemons.
    Also Wheatley just yelling PIZZA! at 41:20 had me freakin dying.

    • @jamie151-d9j
      @jamie151-d9j 6 месяцев назад +16

      yeah, it surprised me when that happened, just laughed like mad afterwards too.
      silence....
      PIZZA!

    • @spring_nottheseason2484
      @spring_nottheseason2484 6 месяцев назад +4

      you arent hughie.. he's a lemon

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 6 месяцев назад +15

      Translator tried to tranlsate Cave Johnson as Cave, Son of John.
      Next translator turned it into Cave of John

    • @PhelanRichardson
      @PhelanRichardson 6 месяцев назад +10

      top ten wheat quotes
      43:09 b r a i n d a m a g e
      42:16 𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻
      47:19 food. Thanks!

    • @normalwaffle
      @normalwaffle 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@PhelanRichardsonthe HHHHHHHHHHHHH sounds like a monster from a horror movie to me

  • @sammy_wills
    @sammy_wills 6 месяцев назад +94

    14:53 "don't include the wrong chicken"
    I'll try not to man but no promises.

  • @DalekEnclave123
    @DalekEnclave123 6 месяцев назад +270

    I was the one who google translated Wheatley and Cave Johnson lines. (Almost All except for one or two translated lines by Binkus in both characters.)
    Since I was helping Binkus at that point in December 2021. Glad you guys enjoyed them. :)
    If anyone have questions feel free to ask me.
    I do want to explain behind the scenes material and etc.
    I want to explain on how I worked on this mod, back in December 2021 I was given untranslated scripts for Cave Johnson and Wheatley.
    I was only given 1 month to finish theses, I have to do all of the translations manually by using 50 languages or some cases 28 to create some chaos and non sense.
    The languages I mentioned have been replied to someone I speak with in the comments via here. I recommend reading that overall.
    I remember seeing some criticism in Vinesauce twitch and YT comments of the dialogue being done overboard and to be too much non sense for Wheatley as a example.
    Which I respect everyone opinion for not liking the dialogue I worked on and I admit I could have handle the dialogue a lot better if I did not do it in a rush at the time.
    Please don't attack anyone for that regardless of the negative feedback I was given for Wheatley.
    How ever I am more proud of Cave Johnson lines then Wheatley's, for Cave I did not do the Limon rant as that was handle by Binkus and he asked me not to change it during development.
    I am glad he did so, because that line was wonderful and is actually the funniest line for the mod in my opinion.
    As for Wheatley I did not do the "End of ECL."line for example as the original line I did was kinda risky for the mod. We avoid using offensive language and etc.

    • @krthrtz
      @krthrtz 5 месяцев назад +1

      best va

    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@krthrtz Hi I am not the VA for the characters i mentioned. I only worked on there dialogue. Since Binkus needed help at that point back when.
      The credit goes to Mahogahy for Cave Johnson and jay33721 for Wheatley.

    • @IAmAtEpic
      @IAmAtEpic 5 месяцев назад +1

      what language did you use to translate to and back?

    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@IAmAtEpic I used 28 languages and sometimes I revert back the languages in backwards making it 50 times in some cases.
      What i used both for Cave Johnson and Wheatley dialogue.
      Latin, Hausa, Southern Sotho, Hebrew (I been using "Did you mean" when i use English or latin characters and it mess up a lot of things), Nyanja, Xhosa, Zulu, Maori, Hawaiian, Kinyarwanda, Kannada, Javanese, Greek.
      Arabic and Amernian, amharic, sindhi, Gujitari, urdu, persian, haitian creole,
      Then i use Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Nepali, Marathi, Hindi, Vietnamese.

    • @IAmAtEpic
      @IAmAtEpic 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@DalekEnclave123 that is a lot, here i was thinking from English to greek and back 😅😂😂 nice work, ended up being funny as hell

  • @autisticmoshi2056
    @autisticmoshi2056 6 месяцев назад +45

    1:17 the buzzer song was so funny I thought that small explosion sound at the end was the buzzer speaker blowing

  • @terrariapro147
    @terrariapro147 6 месяцев назад +203

    2:42 [donkey broken]

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills 6 месяцев назад +16

      Hate it when that happens.

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 6 месяцев назад +10

      BUILD. A. DONKEY!

    • @gregsdum
      @gregsdum 3 месяца назад +2

      My donkey aint working

  • @fresh218
    @fresh218 6 месяцев назад +82

    Portal 2, but everyone except the protagonist has a minor case of serious brain damage

    • @LilacMonarch
      @LilacMonarch 4 месяца назад +12

      or is it just the protagonist with brain damage hearing everything like this

    • @chunkp2000
      @chunkp2000 2 месяца назад +3

      a verrry minor case

  • @The_Computer_Guy_Official
    @The_Computer_Guy_Official 6 месяцев назад +67

    GlaDOSs scream being the android notification sound actually kind of makes sense when you think about it

    • @Qwertyexists
      @Qwertyexists Месяц назад +1

      I wish I could scream Spaceline too...

  • @gattodev_real
    @gattodev_real 6 месяцев назад +70

    33:50 "I don't know what to do." relatable.

  • @TeaMilk1
    @TeaMilk1 6 месяцев назад +113

    "what's your favorite type of wheat, dude?"
    "factory wheat"

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m Месяц назад +1

      Portal 2 Google translated but the wheatley is self aware.

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m Месяц назад +1

      I swear every one of these Google translate mods has atleast one instance where a charecter is self aware lol

  • @swingfire2128
    @swingfire2128 6 месяцев назад +56

    " Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson. You know who i am, who burned down your house. I'm a lemon!
    - Cave of John -

  • @rogeryscankill962
    @rogeryscankill962 6 месяцев назад +208

    27:31
    Lee venit!
    *samsung ringtone*

    • @BN-zv7tn
      @BN-zv7tn 2 месяца назад +6

      *MAKE MAKE*

    • @Qwertyexists
      @Qwertyexists Месяц назад +2

      Casually screams Spaceline

  • @stripes9386
    @stripes9386 6 месяцев назад +120

    2:49 “We are now facing technical problems due to aspects of apocalyptic thought that are beyond us”
    This goes hard, this is so SCP Foundation

  • @racer927
    @racer927 6 месяцев назад +81

    I look forward to the co-op episode with perfectly cut screams as you inevitably kill each other.

  • @fakespike1
    @fakespike1 5 месяцев назад +56

    27:39 wheatley is somehow aware hes being recorded for a youtube video

  • @vexfcstudios6929
    @vexfcstudios6929 6 месяцев назад +183

    13:47 pov: you try to start a tab for a bar in Texas

  • @gastroniya
    @gastroniya 6 месяцев назад +66

    43:20 dedicated yoo button

  • @The-Plaguefellow
    @The-Plaguefellow 6 месяцев назад +27

    The texture work/replacement just gets more and more refined and seamlessly integrated.
    Makes the entire experience feel much more disorienting. I love it.

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 6 месяцев назад +90

    38:58. The lemon quote you've been waiting for

    • @Ironsnake345ify
      @Ironsnake345ify 4 месяца назад +2

      I AM A LEMON!

    • @Hur1hur2hur3hur4
      @Hur1hur2hur3hur4 4 месяца назад +1

      Even google translated, Cave Johnson is still spiting

    • @jc.9351
      @jc.9351 3 месяца назад +2

      YOU KNOW WHO I AM, WHO BURNED DOWN YOUR HOUSE. IM A LEMON‼️

    • @thesurvivor6430
      @thesurvivor6430 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@jc.9351This man is happy :)

  • @Coldtea25
    @Coldtea25 6 месяцев назад +32

    I love the subtle undertones of glados poorly trying to get chell over her depression and wheatley being a bad shakespearen actor

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 месяцев назад +7

      The tests are really just a really intricate and deadly series of therapy sessions designed very haphazardly

  • @therealxoc
    @therealxoc 6 месяцев назад +134

    43:23 potatOs sounds like she high as a lemon

  • @amateur_sticknodes_animator
    @amateur_sticknodes_animator 6 месяцев назад +481

    now we need:
    Hunt down the Google Translated
    Half-alive 2 episode 1
    Half-alive 2 episode 2
    Team translated 2
    The entire Google Translated orignal soundtrack album
    Left 4 Google 2
    Entropy translated 2

    • @Jaseloves_sudo
      @Jaseloves_sudo 6 месяцев назад +4

      ikr

    • @ADC2009
      @ADC2009 6 месяцев назад +37

      HALF ALIVE 💀

    • @Jaseloves_sudo
      @Jaseloves_sudo 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@ADC2009 thats google translate half life 2

    • @ADC2009
      @ADC2009 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@Jaseloves_sudo I know it’s hilarious

    • @funneneym9965
      @funneneym9965 6 месяцев назад +9

      HDTF Google translated would be hilarious

  • @swingfire2128
    @swingfire2128 6 месяцев назад +45

    " Welcome to social media "
    - Cave of John -

    • @lmnk
      @lmnk 11 дней назад +1

      [fail]

  • @joshuasmyth3115
    @joshuasmyth3115 3 месяца назад +15

    0:48 that noise is probably the most obvious indicator that things are gonna go downhill fast

  • @elsebas3167
    @elsebas3167 6 месяцев назад +24

    28:38
    “Oh my gosh”
    “How are you”
    *”BECAUSE IM A POTATOES”*
    -Glados 2024

  • @catsinbed7634
    @catsinbed7634 6 месяцев назад +132

    Why is nobody talking about how good the voice acting is?? It sounds almost original, this is so damn well done! Wonder if they used AI or if they just had really good impersonators

    • @DeadwaterGaming
      @DeadwaterGaming  6 месяцев назад +100

      It's all voice acted by real people. With Melodyne being used to apply the robotic effects to most of the voice lines.

    • @catsinbed7634
      @catsinbed7634 6 месяцев назад +27

      @@DeadwaterGaming Ah thanks for answering! Really impressive how good this turned out!

    • @36jbf-as031lb
      @36jbf-as031lb 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@DeadwaterGamingThe very one Versiris used iirc?

    • @ChocoRainbowCorn
      @ChocoRainbowCorn 2 месяца назад

      Wait, seriously? I honestly thought these were entirely different characters speaking. There's like no difference at all, maybe small if anything.

  • @Valveiscool.
    @Valveiscool. 6 месяцев назад +28

    11:18 Binkus felt Timbles and Mohagany's presence through the radio and knew they were bothering while he was singing peacefully.

  • @TheRetroShepherd
    @TheRetroShepherd 6 месяцев назад +90

    "Hassan, go back to bed" really got me

  • @the_wobbly_witch
    @the_wobbly_witch 6 месяцев назад +60

    14:40 this needs to be on a t-shirt

  • @Sped55
    @Sped55 6 месяцев назад +99

    Blood pressure discrimination is far too common in our culture today.

  • @Legoguy9875
    @Legoguy9875 6 месяцев назад +19

    11:00 So glad that the effort was put in to translate and dub the Vilify easter egg, because I would've been very disappointed if it wasn't.

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 6 месяцев назад +34

    33:57 "thinking cap": this sucks actually
    *pointing at the joy of disaster, the literal coolest thing ever*

  • @sola_is_chilling
    @sola_is_chilling 6 месяцев назад +50

    27:32 samsung notification sfx

  • @xocira
    @xocira 6 месяцев назад +105

    the hit game: Portugul 2, published by the games company Umbilical Cord

  • @CherriSwirl
    @CherriSwirl 6 месяцев назад +29

    19:00
    GLaDOS: “I’d like to have a massage.” 😊
    Tube: 🎉🎉🎉

  • @calmpuppy1281
    @calmpuppy1281 6 месяцев назад +66

    I recently played portal 2 again and I absolutely LOVE this. You're the first person to take google translating the ENTIRE game LITERALLY, even the loading screen, props, and TV screens are all even google translated. Love this keep it up 👍

    • @FuzzyQue.
      @FuzzyQue. 6 месяцев назад +18

      it wasn't just them, they just make videos of the mods and have a cameo in some of them.

  • @Dylan_x64
    @Dylan_x64 6 месяцев назад +41

    34:39 “Can this bird be KILLED!?”
    I imagine that this is what Flowey sounds like.

    • @drawingdragon
      @drawingdragon 5 месяцев назад +12

      "Say, you're an expert on murder. Can this bird be killed?"
      ~Flowey to the player in a genocide route, probably

  • @AverageExperienceEnjoyer
    @AverageExperienceEnjoyer 6 месяцев назад +122

    2:42
    *"D O N K E Y B R O K E N"*

    • @GhidoraTim
      @GhidoraTim 6 месяцев назад +5

      In Google translate Opposing Forces, didn't one of the military guys mentioned killing a donkey?

    • @gregsdum
      @gregsdum 3 месяца назад

      My DONKEY AINT WORKING

  • @UnhorsedGoose
    @UnhorsedGoose 6 месяцев назад +53

    17:10 his response to getting shot was Google Translated too

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 6 месяцев назад +6

      "Are you google translated now?"

  • @toasterai
    @toasterai 6 месяцев назад +57

    22:07 OHHOHO DIS IS A VERY GOOD

  • @LolO36675
    @LolO36675 6 месяцев назад +24

    49:15 after you see this you won't be able to unsee it, the first turret to sing does not fully shut when it turns off. Its left panel is left a crack open.

  • @RRandomStuff
    @RRandomStuff 6 месяцев назад +38

    I really want a portrait of Cave Johnson but the plague says Cave of John
    also my favourite part of Revenge of the Sith is when Anakin tells Obi-Wan that he underestimates his power and Obi-Wan replies “do not try. i have asbestos”
    also also “my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits”

    • @huss2891
      @huss2891 6 месяцев назад +2

      Its at 31:05 for people wondering

    • @RRandomStuff
      @RRandomStuff 6 месяцев назад

      @@huss2891 thanks, i was actually going to have the timestamp in my original comment and then. didnt. for some reason, idr

  • @szupertntakos5000
    @szupertntakos5000 6 месяцев назад +14

    47:04
    Wheatley: you have a blood clot don't you?
    Me: stop discriminating against people with high blood pressure!

  • @ChinChilla__
    @ChinChilla__ 6 месяцев назад +66

    Error: CRITICISM

  • @UmarHaqimi4
    @UmarHaqimi4 5 месяцев назад +12

    Saving my most favorite timestamps
    20:56 need an iPhone in this room
    21:08 ubuntu-buffer alias on!
    14:45 4 4 4 4
    41:42 iTunes we cry
    19:46 get rid of your Android-powered iPhone
    22:07 oh this is a VERY GOOD

    • @Jozo.42
      @Jozo.42 2 месяца назад +2

      wheatley vs glados ❌
      apple vs open source community ✅

  • @tbuk8350
    @tbuk8350 5 месяцев назад +10

    Portugal 2 was honestly such a great game for it's time. The writing, gameplay, storytelling, art direction, it was all really ahead of it's time! It was so ahead of it's time, in fact, that it's ahead of our time as well!

  • @ThatBoiOnLaythe
    @ThatBoiOnLaythe 6 месяцев назад +84

    8:22 the subtitles calling Wheatley ,,Wheat Pincher” made me 💀

    • @DreamyDan1
      @DreamyDan1 2 месяца назад +3

      Well, he did create Factory Wheat

  • @julian.net.6356
    @julian.net.6356 6 месяцев назад +48

    THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL!

  • @BudBonkerson
    @BudBonkerson 6 месяцев назад +11

    26:20 This is really nice because the music actually does change (Wheatley's leitmotif becomes more prominent)

  • @julian.net.6356
    @julian.net.6356 6 месяцев назад +98

    14:28 my hair is on fire, so don’t do it

  • @I_Am_Transcendentem
    @I_Am_Transcendentem 5 месяцев назад +6

    "Don't try. I have asbestos."
    -Cave Johnson bossfight

  • @EmpinadoMaxbmdggTheSun
    @EmpinadoMaxbmdggTheSun 6 месяцев назад +52

    Omg no way I lived long enough to see a portal 2 Google translated video, I'm actually happy ^^

  • @FawryFx
    @FawryFx 6 месяцев назад +10

    Wheatley essentially said:
    "Wow! Look at me, Chat!"
    But comment because self aware that he's in a video.

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt 6 месяцев назад +69

    "Remember to practice walking."
    People in wheelchairs: 😡

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills 6 месяцев назад +5

      They didn't practice enough

  • @tymekj4807
    @tymekj4807 6 месяцев назад +14

    The greatest thing about this mod is how "normal" Cave Johnson's lines sound.

    • @VectorZero
      @VectorZero 4 месяца назад +1

      OMG YOU HAVE A CYN PROFILE!!!

  • @marluna_x
    @marluna_x 6 месяцев назад +16

    NO WAY
    I look into the recommended videos section and what do I see, but this video
    I am very excited

  • @solidus4prez
    @solidus4prez 6 месяцев назад +11

    27:31 wild choice, tuning that to the default samsung phonenotification sound

    • @lmnk
      @lmnk 11 дней назад

      holy crap, didn't even realise

  • @agostonpahi3816
    @agostonpahi3816 6 месяцев назад +62

    14:49 why did wheatley turn into bottom gear Jeremy Clarkson ? XD

    • @michaciejka2839
      @michaciejka2839 6 месяцев назад +17

      [Aging]

    • @GhidoraTim
      @GhidoraTim 5 месяцев назад +3

      I can't believe Wheat Pincer went through puberty.

  • @aaaaanotthebees
    @aaaaanotthebees 6 месяцев назад +42

    44:18 goes hard, sounds like an actual Portal line

  • @Ironic_Toaster
    @Ironic_Toaster 6 месяцев назад +65

    “Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me. Looks like BT ain’t for me either” is the most common thing i ever hear out of google translate. i heard that line in a random typek video a couple years ago 😂😂

    • @candycaneannihalator2708
      @candycaneannihalator2708 6 месяцев назад +9

      its even better because BT is actually just a random magikoopa in color splash according to that games gtranslate

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 6 месяцев назад +9

      Apparently, Google does not like British Telecommunications. Don't know what the latter did, but it must've been unforgivable.

    • @0NiKiSUxNuLL838
      @0NiKiSUxNuLL838 6 месяцев назад +5

      what did BT do to google, he just a big robot

    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 6 месяцев назад +11

      The weird part is, this happens due to google translate refusing to translate the text if your doing it too many times.
      Yeah while it was funny, it can get annoying sometimes when doing translated lines for Wheatley.

  • @Slumode
    @Slumode 6 месяцев назад +36

    5:11 Fish Stick, Fish stick sandwich, Fish stick sandwich buritoooooooooo! now that's a reference

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 6 месяцев назад +3

      Fish truck.

    • @Rank1Berlioz
      @Rank1Berlioz Месяц назад +1

      @@andrewch4066 Fish tank.

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 Месяц назад

      @@Rank1Berlioz *Table smash* FISH IS STRAIGHT RUBBISH!

  • @toasterai
    @toasterai 6 месяцев назад +47

    27:08 this sounded like something from Dora the explorer

  • @1e1001
    @1e1001 3 месяца назад +9

    28:36 love how "the fall" became "autumn"

  • @nickyegggaming5227
    @nickyegggaming5227 6 месяцев назад +29

    he said diseases he must be hungry

  • @whitewolfsounds2273
    @whitewolfsounds2273 5 месяцев назад +7

    "Katie I think we should just sit in this room and look at each other and die! " 💀

    • @drawingdragon
      @drawingdragon 5 месяцев назад +2

      That made me HOWL- 😭😂

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK 6 месяцев назад +7

    the reason why the chell podcast is so amazing is that you don't have to hear people say stupid things and try to be deep, because all there is is silence and you must come to terms with your own thoughts.

  • @TheJasonParser
    @TheJasonParser 6 месяцев назад +39

    27:36 we’re looking

    • @befgh800
      @befgh800 4 месяца назад +2

      here we are! *waves*

  • @Stolen_skeleton_tf2
    @Stolen_skeleton_tf2 6 месяцев назад +34

    23:23 literally canon

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 6 месяцев назад +3

      Aperture Science: No it is not

  • @bule7405
    @bule7405 6 месяцев назад +30

    The most chill channel i have ever found by accident. Thank you youtube.

  • @ander151
    @ander151 6 месяцев назад +48

    23:27 "you use papyrus!?!?!?!"

  • @saladmancer4802
    @saladmancer4802 6 месяцев назад +14

    As a resident of North Carolina I can confirm that we have been destroyed.

    • @Freskabri
      @Freskabri 6 месяцев назад

      finally, we needed this

  • @Slobbercat
    @Slobbercat 6 месяцев назад +6

    I think my favorite line not shown is the Fact Core saying:
    "Babe Ruth ate 70 hot dogs and then died of hot dogs."