Portal 2 But The Entire Game is Google Translated

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  • @DeadwaterGaming
    @DeadwaterGaming  Месяц назад +457

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    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 Месяц назад

      Ohh I am looking forward! thanks for giving us more entertaining. :)

    • @AstroTom
      @AstroTom Месяц назад +6

      Curse you copyright!

    • @TheComputerGeek101
      @TheComputerGeek101 Месяц назад

      How did it even get copywrited?

    • @DramaticBatu
      @DramaticBatu Месяц назад +4

      Google translated entropy zero 2?

    • @outofthisworldgaming9539
      @outofthisworldgaming9539 Месяц назад +3

      I was just about to ask is the co-op translated... wait this game has dlc? I didn't know that

  • @AdamantLightLP
    @AdamantLightLP Месяц назад +2084

    If Chell really had brain trauma from all that sleep.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Месяц назад +194

      She doesn't talk because she can't understand anyone and doesn't wanna be rude

    • @novopar
      @novopar Месяц назад

      @@BierBart12 Some moron should learn from her cough wheatley cough

    • @Unknowncoolguy
      @Unknowncoolguy Месяц назад +17

      ​@@BierBart12 but then why was she quiet in portal 1?

    • @delta4phoenix4
      @delta4phoenix4 Месяц назад +28

      @@Unknowncoolguybecause she was in a relaxation pod there too.

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake Месяц назад +22

      @@Unknowncoolguybecause it’s the sequel to Portal: Google Translate Edition so she had brain damage in the first game too

  • @nullstudios2989
    @nullstudios2989 Месяц назад +1709

    Wheatley seems to be suffering from some kind of horrible brain injury

  • @funneneym9965
    @funneneym9965 Месяц назад +1027

    "Thou madest, thou dumb man, dumb!"
    -Lady Gladys of Portugal

  • @ozziegerff
    @ozziegerff Месяц назад +1803

    *Turns GladOS into a potato*
    Wheatly: "lol"

    • @LastGoatKnight
      @LastGoatKnight Месяц назад +43

      It's fitting

    • @John-yh5gm
      @John-yh5gm Месяц назад +49

      "Wowww. Look at me comments!"

    • @lilcurlyman
      @lilcurlyman Месяц назад +39

      "BECAUSE I'M A POTATOES."

    • @StephenStrange-pk6nb
      @StephenStrange-pk6nb Месяц назад +7

      This is older than the video

    • @ozziegerff
      @ozziegerff Месяц назад +1

      @@StephenStrange-pk6nb www.patreon.com/deadwatergaming

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt Месяц назад +996

    "Disposal of asbestos. Not required."
    Pretty much in character for -Aperture Science- Diaphragm Workplace!

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Месяц назад +29

      Laboratories and Americans

  • @n00bxl71
    @n00bxl71 Месяц назад +137

    3:21 "If you have trouble viewing the image, click on it to hear an audio version"
    It's good to hear that aperture science continues to be accessible to the blind and visually impaired, even in a dire emergency.

    • @CatBot007
      @CatBot007 11 часов назад

      I imagine its ai generated like what Microsoft Word does automatically.

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad Месяц назад +379

    Cave Johnson: *I'm a lemon!*
    GladOs: This man is happy :)

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Месяц назад +45

      In an alternate universe, Cave Johnson embraces the lemons, makes his scientists turn him into a lemon and he becomes the happiest man alive

    • @Slysheen
      @Slysheen Месяц назад +13

      The citrus incarnation of "A real human bean"

    • @triangle__boy1377
      @triangle__boy1377 Месяц назад

      @@davisdf3064 Yes but sadly he doesn't live long so they turn carolina into a lemon instead and she's evil!!!!

    • @LasDesventurasdeVirus
      @LasDesventurasdeVirus 27 дней назад +5

      @@davisdf3064 I've turned into a lemon! I'm lemon Johnson!

    • @XavierGreenFennec
      @XavierGreenFennec 26 дней назад +6

      Cave of John*

  • @IAhmadGT
    @IAhmadGT Месяц назад +621

    "Parents! Parents! Parents! Separation." Is the greatest line I've ever heard lol

    • @barbarafigueroalara762
      @barbarafigueroalara762 Месяц назад +23

      Wheatley is talking about his parent's(Chocolat and GLaDOS) divorce

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@barbarafigueroalara762
      Chell? Don't you mean Chocolat?

    • @barbarafigueroalara762
      @barbarafigueroalara762 Месяц назад +5

      @@davisdf3064 oh yeah, I forgot lol

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos Месяц назад +11

      ​@@davisdf3064GLaDOS calls her Katie in both games, making her full name Katie (???) Chocolat

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Месяц назад +4

      @@BetterCallBigShotAutos
      That sounds like a pop singer name

  • @Halilpasar
    @Halilpasar Месяц назад +468

    19:01 “I’d like to have a massage” *confetti*
    Most random moment in portal history

    • @owenpetry2279
      @owenpetry2279 Месяц назад +18

      its so random but so funny for no reason

    • @Axonnultrax14
      @Axonnultrax14 Месяц назад +19

      @@owenpetry2279 WAIT NO WAY go to 42:04 she really wants that massage, now it's even harder she's a potato lmaoo

    • @Scrufflord
      @Scrufflord Месяц назад +6

      [Return to Dinner]

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar Месяц назад +4

      @@Axonnultrax14 Well I mean... If you were an AI who never had the joy of being massaged because you lack a central nervous system and five senses, the concept of a massage would probably sound like a blessing. Same for eating delicious home-cooked food, swimming in a pool, or petting a cat or dog(or whichever pet gives you free serotonin). A robot would probably turn into a glutton and want to try everything endlessly to experience happiness, since happiness is just "an idea" to robots. And some nihilists lol

    • @XavierGreenFennec
      @XavierGreenFennec 28 дней назад +3

      This made me laugh so hard

  • @ostanki
    @ostanki Месяц назад +554

    why is this version of aperture a hawaiian mental asylum that's full of inspirational quotes with a stroke survivor wheatley and a therapist glados.

    • @MaxMTTpm
      @MaxMTTpm Месяц назад +62

      There are also hints that its also a nuclear reactor/missile silo
      GLADOS IS FROM HAWAI’I NEI LFGG 🔥🔥

    • @pitiantifriz
      @pitiantifriz 17 дней назад +1

      Wait how is it a Hawaiian mental asylum?

    • @sinkshrink
      @sinkshrink 10 дней назад +1

      @@pitiantifriz did you watch the whole vid?

    • @pitiantifriz
      @pitiantifriz 10 дней назад

      @@sinkshrink yea

  • @marluna_x
    @marluna_x Месяц назад +522

    33:43 That's my new favorite threat: "Don't try, I have asbestos."

  • @Skiffatron
    @Skiffatron Месяц назад +212

    27:53 Okay so Wheatley's first orders of business are:
    -Encourage police/government brutality
    -Tax pizza

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer Месяц назад +307

    "Measurement: Very hot. Near nuclear fusion."
    "PIZZA!"
    Oh, so that's what all the uncontained fires were about. Wheatley just has absolutely no idea how to make pizza.

  • @Lozinlimbo
    @Lozinlimbo Месяц назад +197

    *"Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson."*
    _-Cave of John._

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt Месяц назад +269

    Evil Cave Johnson be like: "RESTORE THE LIFE OF A LEMON!"

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 Месяц назад +29

      Save life of a lemon. Don't make lemonade.

    • @saschahofmann2421
      @saschahofmann2421 Месяц назад +20

      I AM A LEMON!

    • @NimbleBread357
      @NimbleBread357 Месяц назад +13

      Another Idea: "They make a terrible portal conductor, but it turns out ground up moon rocks are the cure for all diseases. I am now immortal" -Jave Cohnson

    • @user-lz1wp9ng5d
      @user-lz1wp9ng5d 20 дней назад +1

      I'm pretty sure there is canonically an alternate universe version of Cave Johnson called "Dark Johnson" who teams up with the main Cave Johnson to find the moneyverse, a world entirely made out of the US currency.

  • @madpie5147
    @madpie5147 Месяц назад +111

    6:48
    "death, wicked one!"
    why does wheatley spontaneously become an oblivion npc

  • @theverylol30
    @theverylol30 Месяц назад +213

    Wheatley saying absolute nonsense and GLaDOS saying basically the opposite of what she would say in the vanilla game are insanely funny

  • @yousofmwiiu86
    @yousofmwiiu86 Месяц назад +233

    42:14 that exhale was wild

    • @VincentBakke
      @VincentBakke Месяц назад +13

      OoT redead

    • @ninjaneb1
      @ninjaneb1 29 дней назад +2

      ​@@VincentBakkeI had the same thought

  • @AstroTom
    @AstroTom Месяц назад +435

    Wheatley is the most evil being you have encountered. Imagine putting a tax on pizza

  • @sammy_wills
    @sammy_wills Месяц назад +212

    54:10 "I am sad..-"
    "You aren't sad"

    • @barbarafigueroalara762
      @barbarafigueroalara762 Месяц назад +29

      Space core gaslighting Wheatley into not being sad

    • @moonlitDee
      @moonlitDee Месяц назад +11

      @@barbarafigueroalara762 jedi mind trickery

    • @ZizzleTheKakapo
      @ZizzleTheKakapo Месяц назад +4

      My BF voices space core here~

  • @G-Cole-01
    @G-Cole-01 Месяц назад +177

    the sequel to "think about this," "keep thinking about this thing"

    • @vexfcstudios6929
      @vexfcstudios6929 Месяц назад +6

      Frrr

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Месяц назад +8

      The best paradoxical quote, this one will make the robots go crazy

  • @ianstani4317
    @ianstani4317 Месяц назад +198

    Wheatley: *Proclaiming himself the leader*
    *2 seconds later*
    Wheatley: LoL

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 Месяц назад +10

      Basically what people think gen z or alpha becoming president will sound like

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 Месяц назад +4

      Me: proclaiming himself the 太平天子
      1 second later
      Me: i am 布洛陀 now baeqlouxdoh.

    • @kirkkerman
      @kirkkerman 26 дней назад +1

      @@brycewinton5618 president of the Hui Ola. ae ' ae?

  • @Yakuza-Merkitzi
    @Yakuza-Merkitzi Месяц назад +289

    Cave of John have confirmed that he is a lemon, a lemon who does not want any lemons.
    Also Wheatley just yelling PIZZA! at 41:20 had me freakin dying.

    • @jamie151-d9j
      @jamie151-d9j Месяц назад +14

      yeah, it surprised me when that happened, just laughed like mad afterwards too.
      silence....
      PIZZA!

    • @spring_nottheseason2484
      @spring_nottheseason2484 Месяц назад +4

      you arent hughie.. he's a lemon

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 Месяц назад +12

      Translator tried to tranlsate Cave Johnson as Cave, Son of John.
      Next translator turned it into Cave of John

    • @PhelanRichardson
      @PhelanRichardson Месяц назад +7

      top ten wheat quotes
      43:09 b r a i n d a m a g e
      42:16 𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻
      47:19 food. Thanks!

    • @normalwaffle
      @normalwaffle Месяц назад +2

      @@PhelanRichardsonthe HHHHHHHHHHHHH sounds like a monster from a horror movie to me

  • @candycaneannihalator2708
    @candycaneannihalator2708 Месяц назад +137

    49:07 id like to think shes saying that you were only third place in ruining her life

    • @saschahofmann2421
      @saschahofmann2421 Месяц назад +30

      wheatly got gold and ratman got silver

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 Месяц назад +7

      I know one person who could be above you, possibly first

  • @Goofy_Ahh_VIDs_inc.
    @Goofy_Ahh_VIDs_inc. Месяц назад +231

    27:30 glados screams in samsung

  • @SoranMBane
    @SoranMBane Месяц назад +91

    "My nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits" is probably going to live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life.

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills Месяц назад +11

      My favorite is "don't include the wrong the chicken"

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf Месяц назад +11

      Honestly, that almost sounds Shakespearian.

  • @MahoganyCrafter
    @MahoganyCrafter Месяц назад +254

    belting up to an A#4 in the credits song literally sent Melodyne to the shadow dimension

    • @RadeonVega64
      @RadeonVega64 Месяц назад +2

      wdym

    • @shotanextdoor
      @shotanextdoor Месяц назад +7

      I'M SO GLAD SOMEBODY POINTED THIS OUT 😭

    • @egg5823
      @egg5823 29 дней назад +6

      ​@@RadeonVega6452:20 glados voice filter stops working

    • @RadeonVega64
      @RadeonVega64 29 дней назад +1

      @@egg5823 ty

  • @vexfcstudios6929
    @vexfcstudios6929 Месяц назад +125

    13:47 pov: you try to start a tab for a bar in Texas

  • @stripes9386
    @stripes9386 Месяц назад +45

    2:49 “We are now facing technical problems due to aspects of apocalyptic thought that are beyond us”
    This goes hard, this is so SCP Foundation

  • @DalekEnclave123
    @DalekEnclave123 Месяц назад +194

    I was the one who google translated Wheatley and Cave Johnson lines. (Almost All except for one or two translated lines by Binkus in both characters.)
    Since I was helping Binkus at that point in December 2021. Glad you guys enjoyed them. :)
    If anyone have questions feel free to ask me.
    I do want to explain behind the scenes material and etc.
    I want to explain on how I worked on this mod, back in December 2021 I was given untranslated scripts for Cave Johnson and Wheatley.
    I was only given 1 month to finish theses, I have to do all of the translations manually by using 50 languages or some cases 28 to create some chaos and non sense.
    The languages I mentioned have been replied to someone I speak with in the comments via here. I recommend reading that overall.
    I remember seeing some criticism in Vinesauce twitch and YT comments of the dialogue being done overboard and to be too much non sense for Wheatley as a example.
    Which I respect everyone opinion for not liking the dialogue I worked on and I admit I could have handle the dialogue a lot better if I did not do it in a rush at the time.
    Please don't attack anyone for that regardless of the negative feedback I was given for Wheatley.
    How ever I am more proud of Cave Johnson lines then Wheatley's, for Cave I did not do the Limon rant as that was handle by Binkus and he asked me not to change it during development.
    I am glad he did so, because that line was wonderful and is actually the funniest line for the mod in my opinion.
    As for Wheatley I did not do the "End of ECL."line for example as the original line I did was kinda risky for the mod. We avoid using offensive language and etc.

    • @krthrtz
      @krthrtz 27 дней назад

      best va

    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 27 дней назад +9

      @@krthrtz Hi I am not the VA for the characters i mentioned. I only worked on there dialogue. Since Binkus needed help at that point back when.
      The credit goes to Mahogahy for Cave Johnson and jay33721 for Wheatley.

    • @IAmAtEpic
      @IAmAtEpic 26 дней назад +1

      what language did you use to translate to and back?

    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 26 дней назад +8

      @@IAmAtEpic I used 28 languages and sometimes I revert back the languages in backwards making it 50 times in some cases.
      What i used both for Cave Johnson and Wheatley dialogue.
      Latin, Hausa, Southern Sotho, Hebrew (I been using "Did you mean" when i use English or latin characters and it mess up a lot of things), Nyanja, Xhosa, Zulu, Maori, Hawaiian, Kinyarwanda, Kannada, Javanese, Greek.
      Arabic and Amernian, amharic, sindhi, Gujitari, urdu, persian, haitian creole,
      Then i use Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Nepali, Marathi, Hindi, Vietnamese.

    • @IAmAtEpic
      @IAmAtEpic 20 дней назад

      @@DalekEnclave123 that is a lot, here i was thinking from English to greek and back 😅😂😂 nice work, ended up being funny as hell

  • @catsinbed7634
    @catsinbed7634 Месяц назад +70

    Why is nobody talking about how good the voice acting is?? It sounds almost original, this is so damn well done! Wonder if they used AI or if they just had really good impersonators

    • @DeadwaterGaming
      @DeadwaterGaming  Месяц назад +43

      It's all voice acted by real people. With Melodyne being used to apply the robotic effects to most of the voice lines.

    • @catsinbed7634
      @catsinbed7634 Месяц назад +17

      @@DeadwaterGaming Ah thanks for answering! Really impressive how good this turned out!

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom Месяц назад

      ​@@DeadwaterGamingThe very one Versiris used iirc?

  • @terrariapro147
    @terrariapro147 Месяц назад +137

    2:42 [donkey broken]

  • @owengriceactivechannel5625
    @owengriceactivechannel5625 Месяц назад +68

    GLaDOS: “Id like to have a massage”
    Dispenser: yippee
    19:00

  • @AverageExperienceEnjoyer
    @AverageExperienceEnjoyer Месяц назад +90

    2:42
    *"D O N K E Y B R O K E N"*

    • @user-lz1wp9ng5d
      @user-lz1wp9ng5d Месяц назад +4

      In Google translate Opposing Forces, didn't one of the military guys mentioned killing a donkey?

  • @AMAON_Official
    @AMAON_Official Месяц назад +455

    now we need:
    Hunt down the Google Translated
    Half-alive 2 episode 1
    Half-alive 2 episode 2
    Team translated 2
    The entire Google Translated orignal soundtrack album
    Left 4 Google 2
    Entropy translated 2

    • @Jaseloves_sudo
      @Jaseloves_sudo Месяц назад +4

      ikr

    • @ADC2009
      @ADC2009 Месяц назад +30

      HALF ALIVE 💀

    • @Jaseloves_sudo
      @Jaseloves_sudo Месяц назад +11

      @@ADC2009 thats google translate half life 2

    • @ADC2009
      @ADC2009 Месяц назад +6

      @@Jaseloves_sudo I know it’s hilarious

    • @funneneym9965
      @funneneym9965 Месяц назад +7

      HDTF Google translated would be hilarious

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 Месяц назад +52

    38:58. The lemon quote you've been waiting for

  • @TeaMilk1
    @TeaMilk1 Месяц назад +73

    "what's your favorite type of wheat, dude?"
    "factory wheat"

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday Месяц назад +67

    21:32 That's a good wisdom

  • @ThatBoiOnLaythe
    @ThatBoiOnLaythe Месяц назад +59

    8:22 the subtitles calling Wheatley ,,Wheat Pincher” made me 💀

  • @rogeryscankill962
    @rogeryscankill962 Месяц назад +125

    27:31
    Lee venit!
    *samsung ringtone*

  • @adorable_yangire
    @adorable_yangire Месяц назад +44

    14:40 this needs to be on a t-shirt

  • @racer927
    @racer927 Месяц назад +72

    I look forward to the co-op episode with perfectly cut screams as you inevitably kill each other.

  • @TheRetroShepherd
    @TheRetroShepherd Месяц назад +66

    "Hassan, go back to bed" really got me

  • @sammy_wills
    @sammy_wills Месяц назад +58

    14:53 "don't include the wrong chicken"
    I'll try not to man but no promises.

  • @The_Computer_Guy_Offical
    @The_Computer_Guy_Offical Месяц назад +36

    GlaDOSs scream being the android notification sound actually kind of makes sense when you think about it

  • @UnhorsedGoose
    @UnhorsedGoose Месяц назад +41

    17:10 his response to getting shot was Google Translated too

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 Месяц назад +4

      "Are you google translated now?"

  • @fresh218
    @fresh218 Месяц назад +33

    Portal 2, but everyone except the protagonist has a minor case of serious brain damage

  • @gatto_furry
    @gatto_furry Месяц назад +32

    33:50 "I don't know what to do." relatable.

  • @swingfire2128
    @swingfire2128 Месяц назад +20

    " Welcome to social media "
    - Cave of John -

  • @julian.net.6356
    @julian.net.6356 Месяц назад +79

    14:28 my hair is on fire, so don’t do it

  • @Ironic_Toaster
    @Ironic_Toaster Месяц назад +57

    “Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me. Looks like BT ain’t for me either” is the most common thing i ever hear out of google translate. i heard that line in a random typek video a couple years ago 😂😂

    • @candycaneannihalator2708
      @candycaneannihalator2708 Месяц назад +7

      its even better because BT is actually just a random magikoopa in color splash according to that games gtranslate

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow Месяц назад +6

      Apparently, Google does not like British Telecommunications. Don't know what the latter did, but it must've been unforgivable.

    • @ONiKiSUxNuLL838
      @ONiKiSUxNuLL838 Месяц назад +2

      what did BT do to google, he just a big robot

    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 Месяц назад +8

      The weird part is, this happens due to google translate refusing to translate the text if your doing it too many times.
      Yeah while it was funny, it can get annoying sometimes when doing translated lines for Wheatley.

  • @swingfire2128
    @swingfire2128 Месяц назад +22

    " Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson. You know who i am, who burned down your house. I'm a lemon!
    - Cave of John -

  • @Shlerm
    @Shlerm 28 дней назад +10

    Don't mind this, I come back here often..
    28:03 - "Who is the leader? I. lol."
    28:38 - "Because I'm a POTATOES"
    31:05 - Cave of john
    48:30 - Glados destroys Carolina valley
    49:00 - "Thou madess, Thou dumb man, dumb

  • @calmpuppy1281
    @calmpuppy1281 Месяц назад +61

    I recently played portal 2 again and I absolutely LOVE this. You're the first person to take google translating the ENTIRE game LITERALLY, even the loading screen, props, and TV screens are all even google translated. Love this keep it up 👍

    • @FuzzyQue.
      @FuzzyQue. Месяц назад +18

      it wasn't just them, they just make videos of the mods and have a cameo in some of them.

  • @toasterai
    @toasterai Месяц назад +39

    22:07 OHHOHO DIS IS A VERY GOOD

  • @xocira
    @xocira Месяц назад +74

    the hit game: Portugul 2, published by the games company Umbilical Cord

  • @RRandomStuff
    @RRandomStuff Месяц назад +29

    I really want a portrait of Cave Johnson but the plague says Cave of John
    also my favourite part of Revenge of the Sith is when Anakin tells Obi-Wan that he underestimates his power and Obi-Wan replies “do not try. i have asbestos”
    also also “my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits”

    • @huss2891
      @huss2891 Месяц назад +1

      Its at 31:05 for people wondering

    • @RRandomStuff
      @RRandomStuff Месяц назад

      @@huss2891 thanks, i was actually going to have the timestamp in my original comment and then. didnt. for some reason, idr

  • @EmpinadoMaxbmdggTheSun
    @EmpinadoMaxbmdggTheSun Месяц назад +47

    Omg no way I lived long enough to see a portal 2 Google translated video, I'm actually happy ^^

  • @aaaaanotthebees
    @aaaaanotthebees Месяц назад +24

    44:18 goes hard, sounds like an actual Portal line

  • @therealxoc
    @therealxoc Месяц назад +82

    43:23 potatOs sounds like she high as a lemon

  • @agostonpahi3816
    @agostonpahi3816 Месяц назад +51

    14:49 why did wheatley turn into bottom gear Jeremy Clarkson ? XD

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 Месяц назад +27

    33:57 "thinking cap": this sucks actually
    *pointing at the joy of disaster, the literal coolest thing ever*

  • @Slumode
    @Slumode Месяц назад +28

    5:11 Fish Stick, Fish stick sandwich, Fish stick sandwich buritoooooooooo! now that's a reference

  • @The-Plaguefellow
    @The-Plaguefellow Месяц назад +17

    The texture work/replacement just gets more and more refined and seamlessly integrated.
    Makes the entire experience feel much more disorienting. I love it.

  • @ChinChilla__
    @ChinChilla__ Месяц назад +30

    Error: CRITICISM

  • @Valveiscool.
    @Valveiscool. Месяц назад +16

    11:18 Binkus felt Timbles and Mohagany's presence through the radio and knew they were bothering while he was singing peacefully.

  • @ander151
    @ander151 Месяц назад +25

    23:27 "you use papyrus!?!?!?!"

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt Месяц назад +51

    "Remember to practice walking."
    People in wheelchairs: 😡

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills Месяц назад +3

      They didn't practice enough

  • @Coldtea25
    @Coldtea25 Месяц назад +16

    I love the subtle undertones of glados poorly trying to get chell over her depression and wheatley being a bad shakespearen actor

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 Месяц назад +4

      The tests are really just a really intricate and deadly series of therapy sessions designed very haphazardly

  • @toasterai
    @toasterai Месяц назад +36

    27:08 this sounded like something from Dora the explorer

  • @RagBrokeHisThumb
    @RagBrokeHisThumb Месяц назад +23

    27:36 we’re looking

  • @julian.net.6356
    @julian.net.6356 Месяц назад +48

    THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL!

  • @LolO36675
    @LolO36675 Месяц назад +12

    49:15 after you see this you won't be able to unsee it, the first turret to sing does not fully shut when it turns off. Its left panel is left a crack open.

  • @wall-knight2830
    @wall-knight2830 Месяц назад +9

    I can't put into words how I almost asphyxiated from laughing by seeing "cave of John". I legitimately thought I was gonna die

  • @reddimus26
    @reddimus26 Месяц назад +14

    45:43 if someone showed me the fact core's GTE lines out of context and told me they were just lines cut from the game, i'd believe it
    the lines of the GTE fact core just have the same vibes as the OG fact core's

  • @entangledatoms7153
    @entangledatoms7153 Месяц назад +29

    I really want to see a collaboration between Cicero and Katie.

  • @autisticmoshi2056
    @autisticmoshi2056 Месяц назад +9

    1:17 the buzzer song was so funny I thought that small explosion sound at the end was the buzzer speaker blowing

  • @Stolen_skeleton_tf2
    @Stolen_skeleton_tf2 Месяц назад +26

    23:23 literally canon

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 Месяц назад +2

      Aperture Science: No it is not

  • @Sped55
    @Sped55 Месяц назад +79

    Blood pressure discrimination is far too common in our culture today.

  • @marvinarellano3087
    @marvinarellano3087 Месяц назад +52

    "Speed Prison"
    "Repulsion Jail"
    Why do all these gels have to do with prison?

    • @therealxoc
      @therealxoc Месяц назад +16

      gel > gaol > jail?

    • @aureole6383
      @aureole6383 Месяц назад +4

      apart from gel jel jail, it might be: gel > congeal > harden > freeze > trap?
      (while looking stuff up it turns out the guy above is probably very right cause gaol is jail in french)

    • @therealxoc
      @therealxoc Месяц назад +2

      @@aureole6383 I didn't know it came from French, I've just noticed its use in older UK prisons (and tbh Monty Python scripts - "Gaoler" for jailer).

  • @robertwellwood8167
    @robertwellwood8167 Месяц назад +11

    "his party is as simple as alcohol" oh, a frat party.
    I assume, never actually been to one

  • @candycaneannihalator2708
    @candycaneannihalator2708 Месяц назад +15

    52:30 "details of the divorce" that was fast

  • @nickyegggaming5227
    @nickyegggaming5227 Месяц назад +26

    he said diseases he must be hungry

  • @bule7405
    @bule7405 Месяц назад +25

    The most chill channel i have ever found by accident. Thank you youtube.

  • @BudBonkerson
    @BudBonkerson Месяц назад +8

    26:20 This is really nice because the music actually does change (Wheatley's leitmotif becomes more prominent)

  • @Dylan_x64
    @Dylan_x64 Месяц назад +6

    34:39 “Can this bird be KILLED!?”
    I imagine that this is what Flowey sounds like.

    • @drawingdragon
      @drawingdragon 25 дней назад +1

      "Say, you're an expert on murder. Can this bird be killed?"
      ~Flowey to the player in a genocide route, probably

  • @sola_is_chilling
    @sola_is_chilling Месяц назад +13

    27:32 samsung notification sfx

  • @SinisterSeal
    @SinisterSeal 28 дней назад +7

    2:06 Wheatley hitting that za real

  • @TimeAndSpuds
    @TimeAndSpuds Месяц назад +8

    6:12 Unexpected Homestuck reference!

  • @jaysewell9957
    @jaysewell9957 Месяц назад +5

    2:05 “Challenge accepted. Pee-ell-ee pawiri” got me rolling on the floor

  • @elsebas3167
    @elsebas3167 Месяц назад +6

    28:38
    “Oh my gosh”
    “How are you”
    *”BECAUSE IM A POTATOES”*
    -Glados 2024

  • @gastroniya
    @gastroniya Месяц назад +5

    43:20 dedicated yoo button

  • @Johnnyynf
    @Johnnyynf Месяц назад +4

    This must be how it feels after waking up in 9999days and with slight case of serious brain damage

  • @Legoguy9875
    @Legoguy9875 Месяц назад +8

    11:00 So glad that the effort was put in to translate and dub the Vilify easter egg, because I would've been very disappointed if it wasn't.

  • @szupertntakos5000
    @szupertntakos5000 Месяц назад +5

    47:04
    Wheatley: you have a blood clot don't you?
    Me: stop discriminating against people with high blood pressure!

  • @marluna_x
    @marluna_x Месяц назад +15

    NO WAY
    I look into the recommended videos section and what do I see, but this video
    I am very excited

  • @PUGHIE
    @PUGHIE Месяц назад +52

    49:12 I want "My Misfortune" as a album cover. 🤟😎

  • @sammy_wills
    @sammy_wills Месяц назад +7

    "My nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits"
    Same bro.

  • @masterboa6321
    @masterboa6321 Месяц назад +15

    45:06 LEGENDS BLURED AND TORN!