Portal 2 But The Entire Game is Google Translated

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  • @DeadwaterGaming
    @DeadwaterGaming  4 месяца назад +583

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    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 4 месяца назад

      Ohh I am looking forward! thanks for giving us more entertaining. :)

    • @AstroTom
      @AstroTom 4 месяца назад +6

      Curse you copyright!

    • @TheComputerGeek101
      @TheComputerGeek101 4 месяца назад +1

      How did it even get copywrited?

    • @DramaticBatu
      @DramaticBatu 4 месяца назад +4

      Google translated entropy zero 2?

    • @outofthisworldgaming9539
      @outofthisworldgaming9539 4 месяца назад +4

      I was just about to ask is the co-op translated... wait this game has dlc? I didn't know that

  • @AdamantLightLP
    @AdamantLightLP 4 месяца назад +3501

    If Chell really had brain trauma from all that sleep.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 месяца назад +287

      She doesn't talk because she can't understand anyone and doesn't wanna be rude

    • @novopar
      @novopar 4 месяца назад +2

      @@BierBart12 Some moron should learn from her cough wheatley cough

    • @Unknowncoolguy
      @Unknowncoolguy 4 месяца назад +26

      ​@@BierBart12 but then why was she quiet in portal 1?

    • @delta4phoenix4
      @delta4phoenix4 4 месяца назад +53

      @@Unknowncoolguybecause she was in a relaxation pod there too.

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake 4 месяца назад +51

      @@Unknowncoolguybecause it’s the sequel to Portal: Google Translate Edition so she had brain damage in the first game too

  • @funneneym9965
    @funneneym9965 4 месяца назад +1741

    "Thou madest, thou dumb man, dumb!"
    -Lady Gladys of Portugal

  • @ozziegerff
    @ozziegerff 5 месяцев назад +2607

    Turns GladOS into a potato
    Wheatly: "lol"

    • @LastGoatKnight
      @LastGoatKnight 4 месяца назад +66

      It's fitting

    • @John-yh5gm
      @John-yh5gm 4 месяца назад +70

      "Wowww. Look at me comments!"

    • @lilcurlyman
      @lilcurlyman 4 месяца назад +64

      "BECAUSE I'M A POTATOES."

    • @StephenStrange-pk6nb
      @StephenStrange-pk6nb 4 месяца назад +12

      This is older than the video

    • @ozziegerff
      @ozziegerff 4 месяца назад +1

      @@StephenStrange-pk6nb www.patreon.com/deadwatergaming

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 4 месяца назад +792

    Cave Johnson: *I'm a lemon!*
    GladOs: This man is happy :)

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 месяца назад +88

      In an alternate universe, Cave Johnson embraces the lemons, makes his scientists turn him into a lemon and he becomes the happiest man alive

    • @Slysheen
      @Slysheen 4 месяца назад +26

      The citrus incarnation of "A real human bean"

    • @triangle__boy1377
      @triangle__boy1377 4 месяца назад

      @@davisdf3064 Yes but sadly he doesn't live long so they turn carolina into a lemon instead and she's evil!!!!

    • @LasDesventurasdeVirus
      @LasDesventurasdeVirus 4 месяца назад +17

      @@davisdf3064 I've turned into a lemon! I'm lemon Johnson!

    • @XavierGreenFennec
      @XavierGreenFennec 4 месяца назад +22

      Cave of John*

  • @nullstudios2989
    @nullstudios2989 4 месяца назад +2389

    Wheatley seems to be suffering from some kind of horrible brain injury

    • @railworksamerica
      @railworksamerica 4 месяца назад +6

      He is br*tish

    • @funneneym9965
      @funneneym9965 4 месяца назад +276

      It's just a very minor case of serious brain damage

    • @-XCCR-
      @-XCCR- 4 месяца назад +203

      No, I think he's just British.

    • @player0ne16
      @player0ne16 4 месяца назад +25

      @@-XCCR- w o w

    • @somebodysomewhere6770
      @somebodysomewhere6770 4 месяца назад +96

      In universe he basically is a brain injury.

  • @Halilpasar
    @Halilpasar 4 месяца назад +743

    19:01 “I’d like to have a massage” *confetti*
    Most random moment in portal history

    • @owenpetry2279
      @owenpetry2279 4 месяца назад +33

      its so random but so funny for no reason

    • @Axonnultrax14
      @Axonnultrax14 4 месяца назад +39

      @@owenpetry2279 WAIT NO WAY go to 42:04 she really wants that massage, now it's even harder she's a potato lmaoo

    • @Scrufflord
      @Scrufflord 4 месяца назад +16

      [Return to Dinner]

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 4 месяца назад +13

      @@Axonnultrax14 Well I mean... If you were an AI who never had the joy of being massaged because you lack a central nervous system and five senses, the concept of a massage would probably sound like a blessing. Same for eating delicious home-cooked food, swimming in a pool, or petting a cat or dog(or whichever pet gives you free serotonin). A robot would probably turn into a glutton and want to try everything endlessly to experience happiness, since happiness is just "an idea" to robots. And some nihilists lol

    • @XavierGreenFennec
      @XavierGreenFennec 4 месяца назад +5

      This made me laugh so hard

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt 4 месяца назад +1449

    "Disposal of asbestos. Not required."
    Pretty much in character for -Aperture Science- Diaphragm Workplace!

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 месяца назад +41

      Laboratories and Americans

  • @marluna_x
    @marluna_x 4 месяца назад +876

    33:43 That's my new favorite threat: "Don't try, I have asbestos."

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 4 месяца назад +68

      Pocket sand?
      Nah
      POCKET ASBESTOS!

    • @EvyTallWoman
      @EvyTallWoman Месяц назад +1

      If you kill me, my body shall release asbestos like a demolished building.

    • @theorixlux
      @theorixlux Месяц назад +4

      Don't try it, Anakin, i have asbestos!

    • @EvyTallWoman
      @EvyTallWoman Месяц назад

      @@marluna_x Strike me down, and I shall release more asbestos than you can possibly imagine.

  • @IAhmadGT
    @IAhmadGT 4 месяца назад +874

    "Parents! Parents! Parents! Separation." Is the greatest line I've ever heard lol

    • @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762
      @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762 4 месяца назад +37

      Wheatley is talking about his parent's(Chocolat and GLaDOS) divorce

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 месяца назад +12

      ​@@ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762
      Chell? Don't you mean Chocolat?

    • @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762
      @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762 4 месяца назад +7

      @@davisdf3064 oh yeah, I forgot lol

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 4 месяца назад +21

      ​@@davisdf3064GLaDOS calls her Katie in both games, making her full name Katie (???) Chocolat

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 месяца назад +9

      @@BetterCallBigShotAutos
      That sounds like a pop singer name

  • @n00bxl71
    @n00bxl71 4 месяца назад +387

    3:21 "If you have trouble viewing the image, click on it to hear an audio version"
    It's good to hear that aperture science continues to be accessible to the blind and visually impaired, even in a dire emergency.

    • @CatBot007
      @CatBot007 3 месяца назад +9

      I imagine its ai generated like what Microsoft Word does automatically.

    • @dontmindbeingblindd
      @dontmindbeingblindd 2 месяца назад +2

      I wish they were. I am blind, and portal is not accessible which is very sad.

    • @MasonRickey
      @MasonRickey 9 дней назад

      How can we hear pictures lol

    • @nonyanae2
      @nonyanae2 4 дня назад

      ​@@dontmindbeingblindd I don't know how they'd even do that.

  • @Lozinlimbo
    @Lozinlimbo 4 месяца назад +398

    *"Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson."*
    _-Cave of John._

  • @Skiffatron
    @Skiffatron 4 месяца назад +437

    27:53 Okay so Wheatley's first orders of business are:
    -Encourage police/government brutality
    -Tax pizza

  • @AstroTom
    @AstroTom 5 месяцев назад +702

    Wheatley is the most evil being you have encountered. Imagine putting a tax on pizza

    • @PUGHIE
      @PUGHIE 5 месяцев назад +39

      What a sick monster!!

    • @wavypurples
      @wavypurples 4 месяца назад +19

      Mmmm... tasty!

    • @ladycharizard8972
      @ladycharizard8972 4 месяца назад +11

      Tax on pizza?!
      The gall!

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 4 месяца назад +11

      Pure evil. There is no redemption from the Pizza Tax.

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 месяца назад +7

      True Evil

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt 4 месяца назад +413

    Evil Cave Johnson be like: "RESTORE THE LIFE OF A LEMON!"

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 4 месяца назад +38

      Save life of a lemon. Don't make lemonade.

    • @saschahofmann2421
      @saschahofmann2421 4 месяца назад +27

      I AM A LEMON!

    • @NimbleBread357
      @NimbleBread357 4 месяца назад +19

      Another Idea: "They make a terrible portal conductor, but it turns out ground up moon rocks are the cure for all diseases. I am now immortal" -Jave Cohnson

    • @GhidoraTim
      @GhidoraTim 4 месяца назад +1

      I'm pretty sure there is canonically an alternate universe version of Cave Johnson called "Dark Johnson" who teams up with the main Cave Johnson to find the moneyverse, a world entirely made out of the US currency.

    • @dragon80l
      @dragon80l Месяц назад +1

      you mean cave of john

  • @ytuser30
    @ytuser30 4 месяца назад +344

    Wheatley saying absolute nonsense and GLaDOS saying basically the opposite of what she would say in the vanilla game are insanely funny

  • @jansanecki8857
    @jansanecki8857 3 месяца назад +88

    28:36 I love how this chapter was called "The Fall" and it got translated into "Autumn"

  • @madpie5147
    @madpie5147 4 месяца назад +231

    6:48
    "death, wicked one!"
    why does wheatley spontaneously become an oblivion npc

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 25 дней назад +2

      He speaks a language beyond work!

  • @SoranMBane
    @SoranMBane 4 месяца назад +161

    "My nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits" is probably going to live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life.

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills 4 месяца назад +17

      My favorite is "don't include the wrong the chicken"

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 4 месяца назад +17

      Honestly, that almost sounds Shakespearian.

    • @arocantplay
      @arocantplay Месяц назад +1

      It's true

  • @G-Cole-01
    @G-Cole-01 4 месяца назад +260

    the sequel to "think about this," "keep thinking about this thing"

    • @vexfcstudios6929
      @vexfcstudios6929 4 месяца назад +7

      Frrr

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 месяца назад +12

      The best paradoxical quote, this one will make the robots go crazy

  • @ianstani4317
    @ianstani4317 4 месяца назад +265

    Wheatley: *Proclaiming himself the leader*
    *2 seconds later*
    Wheatley: LoL

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 4 месяца назад +15

      Basically what people think gen z or alpha becoming president will sound like

    • @埊
      @埊 4 месяца назад +6

      Me: proclaiming himself the 太平天子
      1 second later
      Me: i am 布洛陀 now baeqlouxdoh.

    • @kirkkerman
      @kirkkerman 4 месяца назад +2

      @@brycewinton5618 president of the Hui Ola. ae ' ae?

    • @ChocoRainbowCorn
      @ChocoRainbowCorn Месяц назад

      @@brycewinton5618 That is because they will be exactly like this.

  • @yousofmwiiu86
    @yousofmwiiu86 4 месяца назад +364

    42:14 that exhale was wild

    • @VincentBakke
      @VincentBakke 4 месяца назад +18

      OoT redead

    • @ninjaneb1
      @ninjaneb1 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@VincentBakkeI had the same thought

    • @RealLazyLemon
      @RealLazyLemon 29 дней назад +3

      Wheatly takes 3000+ cigarettes per year btw

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m 9 дней назад

      Why is wheatley an alcoholic in this lol

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m 9 дней назад

      He sounds like he is on life support at this point

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 месяца назад +425

    "Measurement: Very hot. Near nuclear fusion."
    "PIZZA!"
    Oh, so that's what all the uncontained fires were about. Wheatley just has absolutely no idea how to make pizza.

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming 4 месяца назад +56

      That's... very in character for him

    • @Taco_and_mic
      @Taco_and_mic 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Streetcleanergamingit is isn’t it

    • @roflBeck
      @roflBeck 3 месяца назад +5

      [Promotional promotion]

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 28 дней назад +3

      I think the pizza's a bit burnt

    • @DoiNkCascade_DOT_org
      @DoiNkCascade_DOT_org 27 дней назад +3

      How hot does it take to make a pizza get to the point of nuclear fusion? I’d assume very hot.

  • @sammy_wills
    @sammy_wills 4 месяца назад +283

    54:10 "I am sad..-"
    "You aren't sad"

    • @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762
      @ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762 4 месяца назад +45

      Space core gaslighting Wheatley into not being sad

    • @moonlitDee
      @moonlitDee 4 месяца назад +17

      @@ThisWasMyLegalNameWTH762 jedi mind trickery

    • @GoatMilkCookie
      @GoatMilkCookie 4 месяца назад +7

      My BF voices space core here~

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m 9 дней назад

      Well, at least wheatley has a therapist now... ...I guess.

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m 9 дней назад

      I sure he also said "I can have dementia" and 'Luv I'm sorry' I dunno why that made me laugh too my sense of humour is broken

  • @Goofy_Ahh_VIDs_inc.
    @Goofy_Ahh_VIDs_inc. 4 месяца назад +430

    27:30 glados screams in samsung

    • @1996Pred
      @1996Pred 4 месяца назад +33

      I literally cried because of that one 😂

    • @weihnachtsmann497
      @weihnachtsmann497 4 месяца назад +10

      So true.

    • @WesleyBeingAnW
      @WesleyBeingAnW 4 месяца назад +7

      27:32

    • @aurias42
      @aurias42 3 месяца назад +6

      I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT OMG LOOOOL

    • @akosv96
      @akosv96 2 месяца назад +1

      Pine

  • @candycaneannihalator2708
    @candycaneannihalator2708 4 месяца назад +202

    49:07 id like to think shes saying that you were only third place in ruining her life

    • @saschahofmann2421
      @saschahofmann2421 4 месяца назад +40

      wheatly got gold and ratman got silver

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 месяца назад +7

      I know one person who could be above you, possibly first

  • @Shlerm
    @Shlerm 4 месяца назад +75

    Don't mind this, I come back here often..
    28:03 - "Who is the leader? I. lol."
    28:38 - "Because I'm a POTATOES"
    31:05 - Cave of john
    48:30 - Glados destroys Carolina valley
    49:00 - "Thou madess, Thou dumb man, dumb

    • @W.2026
      @W.2026 2 месяца назад +10

      21:32 "Please do not use horoscopes to seek healing"

    • @GabrielPerez-br5mm
      @GabrielPerez-br5mm 2 дня назад

      9:02 - “IB”

  • @Yakuza-Merkitzi
    @Yakuza-Merkitzi 4 месяца назад +337

    Cave of John have confirmed that he is a lemon, a lemon who does not want any lemons.
    Also Wheatley just yelling PIZZA! at 41:20 had me freakin dying.

    • @jamie151-d9j
      @jamie151-d9j 4 месяца назад +16

      yeah, it surprised me when that happened, just laughed like mad afterwards too.
      silence....
      PIZZA!

    • @spring_nottheseason2484
      @spring_nottheseason2484 4 месяца назад +4

      you arent hughie.. he's a lemon

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 4 месяца назад +15

      Translator tried to tranlsate Cave Johnson as Cave, Son of John.
      Next translator turned it into Cave of John

    • @PhelanRichardson
      @PhelanRichardson 4 месяца назад +10

      top ten wheat quotes
      43:09 b r a i n d a m a g e
      42:16 𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻𝐻
      47:19 food. Thanks!

    • @normalwaffle
      @normalwaffle 4 месяца назад +3

      @@PhelanRichardsonthe HHHHHHHHHHHHH sounds like a monster from a horror movie to me

  • @stripes9386
    @stripes9386 4 месяца назад +93

    2:49 “We are now facing technical problems due to aspects of apocalyptic thought that are beyond us”
    This goes hard, this is so SCP Foundation

  • @DalekEnclave123
    @DalekEnclave123 4 месяца назад +247

    I was the one who google translated Wheatley and Cave Johnson lines. (Almost All except for one or two translated lines by Binkus in both characters.)
    Since I was helping Binkus at that point in December 2021. Glad you guys enjoyed them. :)
    If anyone have questions feel free to ask me.
    I do want to explain behind the scenes material and etc.
    I want to explain on how I worked on this mod, back in December 2021 I was given untranslated scripts for Cave Johnson and Wheatley.
    I was only given 1 month to finish theses, I have to do all of the translations manually by using 50 languages or some cases 28 to create some chaos and non sense.
    The languages I mentioned have been replied to someone I speak with in the comments via here. I recommend reading that overall.
    I remember seeing some criticism in Vinesauce twitch and YT comments of the dialogue being done overboard and to be too much non sense for Wheatley as a example.
    Which I respect everyone opinion for not liking the dialogue I worked on and I admit I could have handle the dialogue a lot better if I did not do it in a rush at the time.
    Please don't attack anyone for that regardless of the negative feedback I was given for Wheatley.
    How ever I am more proud of Cave Johnson lines then Wheatley's, for Cave I did not do the Limon rant as that was handle by Binkus and he asked me not to change it during development.
    I am glad he did so, because that line was wonderful and is actually the funniest line for the mod in my opinion.
    As for Wheatley I did not do the "End of ECL."line for example as the original line I did was kinda risky for the mod. We avoid using offensive language and etc.

    • @krthrtz
      @krthrtz 4 месяца назад +1

      best va

    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 4 месяца назад +16

      @@krthrtz Hi I am not the VA for the characters i mentioned. I only worked on there dialogue. Since Binkus needed help at that point back when.
      The credit goes to Mahogahy for Cave Johnson and jay33721 for Wheatley.

    • @IAmAtEpic
      @IAmAtEpic 4 месяца назад +1

      what language did you use to translate to and back?

    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 4 месяца назад +18

      @@IAmAtEpic I used 28 languages and sometimes I revert back the languages in backwards making it 50 times in some cases.
      What i used both for Cave Johnson and Wheatley dialogue.
      Latin, Hausa, Southern Sotho, Hebrew (I been using "Did you mean" when i use English or latin characters and it mess up a lot of things), Nyanja, Xhosa, Zulu, Maori, Hawaiian, Kinyarwanda, Kannada, Javanese, Greek.
      Arabic and Amernian, amharic, sindhi, Gujitari, urdu, persian, haitian creole,
      Then i use Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Nepali, Marathi, Hindi, Vietnamese.

    • @IAmAtEpic
      @IAmAtEpic 4 месяца назад +1

      @@DalekEnclave123 that is a lot, here i was thinking from English to greek and back 😅😂😂 nice work, ended up being funny as hell

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday 4 месяца назад +126

    21:32 That's a good wisdom

  • @terrariapro147
    @terrariapro147 4 месяца назад +191

    2:42 [donkey broken]

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills 4 месяца назад +15

      Hate it when that happens.

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 4 месяца назад +10

      BUILD. A. DONKEY!

    • @gregsdum
      @gregsdum Месяц назад +1

      My donkey aint working

  • @sammy_wills
    @sammy_wills 4 месяца назад +87

    14:53 "don't include the wrong chicken"
    I'll try not to man but no promises.

  • @rogeryscankill962
    @rogeryscankill962 4 месяца назад +193

    27:31
    Lee venit!
    *samsung ringtone*

    • @BN-zv7tn
      @BN-zv7tn Месяц назад +4

      *MAKE MAKE*

  • @fresh218
    @fresh218 4 месяца назад +66

    Portal 2, but everyone except the protagonist has a minor case of serious brain damage

    • @LilacMonarch
      @LilacMonarch 3 месяца назад +7

      or is it just the protagonist with brain damage hearing everything like this

    • @chunkp2000
      @chunkp2000 Месяц назад +2

      a verrry minor case

  • @vexfcstudios6929
    @vexfcstudios6929 4 месяца назад +167

    13:47 pov: you try to start a tab for a bar in Texas

  • @therealxoc
    @therealxoc 4 месяца назад +124

    43:23 potatOs sounds like she high as a lemon

  • @Dylan_x64
    @Dylan_x64 4 месяца назад +34

    34:39 “Can this bird be KILLED!?”
    I imagine that this is what Flowey sounds like.

    • @drawingdragon
      @drawingdragon 4 месяца назад +10

      "Say, you're an expert on murder. Can this bird be killed?"
      ~Flowey to the player in a genocide route, probably

  • @TeaMilk1
    @TeaMilk1 4 месяца назад +101

    "what's your favorite type of wheat, dude?"
    "factory wheat"

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m 9 дней назад +1

      Portal 2 Google translated but the wheatley is self aware.

    • @Lydia-l7m
      @Lydia-l7m 9 дней назад +1

      I swear every one of these Google translate mods has atleast one instance where a charecter is self aware lol

  • @gastroniya
    @gastroniya 4 месяца назад +49

    43:20 dedicated yoo button

  • @AverageExperienceEnjoyer
    @AverageExperienceEnjoyer 4 месяца назад +118

    2:42
    *"D O N K E Y B R O K E N"*

    • @GhidoraTim
      @GhidoraTim 4 месяца назад +6

      In Google translate Opposing Forces, didn't one of the military guys mentioned killing a donkey?

    • @gregsdum
      @gregsdum Месяц назад

      My DONKEY AINT WORKING

  • @fakespike1
    @fakespike1 4 месяца назад +38

    27:39 wheatley is somehow aware hes being recorded for a youtube video

  • @autisticmoshi2056
    @autisticmoshi2056 4 месяца назад +36

    1:17 the buzzer song was so funny I thought that small explosion sound at the end was the buzzer speaker blowing

  • @The_Computer_Guy_Official
    @The_Computer_Guy_Official 4 месяца назад +56

    GlaDOSs scream being the android notification sound actually kind of makes sense when you think about it

  • @gattodev_real
    @gattodev_real 4 месяца назад +57

    33:50 "I don't know what to do." relatable.

  • @Sped55
    @Sped55 4 месяца назад +95

    Blood pressure discrimination is far too common in our culture today.

  • @catsinbed7634
    @catsinbed7634 4 месяца назад +123

    Why is nobody talking about how good the voice acting is?? It sounds almost original, this is so damn well done! Wonder if they used AI or if they just had really good impersonators

    • @DeadwaterGaming
      @DeadwaterGaming  4 месяца назад +88

      It's all voice acted by real people. With Melodyne being used to apply the robotic effects to most of the voice lines.

    • @catsinbed7634
      @catsinbed7634 4 месяца назад +25

      @@DeadwaterGaming Ah thanks for answering! Really impressive how good this turned out!

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 4 месяца назад

      ​@@DeadwaterGamingThe very one Versiris used iirc?

    • @ChocoRainbowCorn
      @ChocoRainbowCorn Месяц назад

      Wait, seriously? I honestly thought these were entirely different characters speaking. There's like no difference at all, maybe small if anything.

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 4 месяца назад +84

    38:58. The lemon quote you've been waiting for

    • @Ironsnake345ify
      @Ironsnake345ify 2 месяца назад +1

      I AM A LEMON!

    • @Hur1hur2hur3hur4
      @Hur1hur2hur3hur4 2 месяца назад +1

      Even google translated, Cave Johnson is still spiting

    • @jc.9351
      @jc.9351 2 месяца назад +1

      YOU KNOW WHO I AM, WHO BURNED DOWN YOUR HOUSE. IM A LEMON‼️

    • @thesurvivor6430
      @thesurvivor6430 Месяц назад

      ​@@jc.9351This man is happy :)

  • @GalagoospurmankyREALofficial
    @GalagoospurmankyREALofficial Месяц назад +5

    34:43 "Say, you're an expert on murder. Can this bird be killed?" is genuinely a line I could see working in Portal 2 already as is.

  • @swingfire2128
    @swingfire2128 4 месяца назад +46

    " Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson. You know who i am, who burned down your house. I'm a lemon!
    - Cave of John -

  • @owengriceactivechannel5625
    @owengriceactivechannel5625 4 месяца назад +93

    GLaDOS: “Id like to have a massage”
    Dispenser: yippee
    19:00

  • @xocira
    @xocira 4 месяца назад +95

    the hit game: Portugul 2, published by the games company Umbilical Cord

  • @racer927
    @racer927 4 месяца назад +80

    I look forward to the co-op episode with perfectly cut screams as you inevitably kill each other.

  • @The-Plaguefellow
    @The-Plaguefellow 4 месяца назад +25

    The texture work/replacement just gets more and more refined and seamlessly integrated.
    Makes the entire experience feel much more disorienting. I love it.

  • @amateur_sticknodes_animator
    @amateur_sticknodes_animator 4 месяца назад +477

    now we need:
    Hunt down the Google Translated
    Half-alive 2 episode 1
    Half-alive 2 episode 2
    Team translated 2
    The entire Google Translated orignal soundtrack album
    Left 4 Google 2
    Entropy translated 2

    • @Jaseloves_sudo
      @Jaseloves_sudo 4 месяца назад +4

      ikr

    • @ADC2009
      @ADC2009 4 месяца назад +37

      HALF ALIVE 💀

    • @Jaseloves_sudo
      @Jaseloves_sudo 4 месяца назад +12

      @@ADC2009 thats google translate half life 2

    • @ADC2009
      @ADC2009 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Jaseloves_sudo I know it’s hilarious

    • @funneneym9965
      @funneneym9965 4 месяца назад +9

      HDTF Google translated would be hilarious

  • @TheRetroShepherd
    @TheRetroShepherd 4 месяца назад +83

    "Hassan, go back to bed" really got me

  • @calmpuppy1281
    @calmpuppy1281 4 месяца назад +64

    I recently played portal 2 again and I absolutely LOVE this. You're the first person to take google translating the ENTIRE game LITERALLY, even the loading screen, props, and TV screens are all even google translated. Love this keep it up 👍

    • @FuzzyQue.
      @FuzzyQue. 4 месяца назад +18

      it wasn't just them, they just make videos of the mods and have a cameo in some of them.

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt 4 месяца назад +65

    "Remember to practice walking."
    People in wheelchairs: 😡

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills 4 месяца назад +5

      They didn't practice enough

  • @julian.net.6356
    @julian.net.6356 4 месяца назад +96

    14:28 my hair is on fire, so don’t do it

  • @elsebas3167
    @elsebas3167 4 месяца назад +16

    28:38
    “Oh my gosh”
    “How are you”
    *”BECAUSE IM A POTATOES”*
    -Glados 2024

  • @swingfire2128
    @swingfire2128 4 месяца назад +40

    " Welcome to social media "
    - Cave of John -

  • @Coldtea25
    @Coldtea25 4 месяца назад +26

    I love the subtle undertones of glados poorly trying to get chell over her depression and wheatley being a bad shakespearen actor

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 4 месяца назад +6

      The tests are really just a really intricate and deadly series of therapy sessions designed very haphazardly

  • @sola_is_chilling
    @sola_is_chilling 4 месяца назад +39

    27:32 samsung notification sfx

  • @UnhorsedGoose
    @UnhorsedGoose 4 месяца назад +50

    17:10 his response to getting shot was Google Translated too

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 4 месяца назад +7

      "Are you google translated now?"

  • @Valveiscool.
    @Valveiscool. 4 месяца назад +25

    11:18 Binkus felt Timbles and Mohagany's presence through the radio and knew they were bothering while he was singing peacefully.

  • @ThatBoiOnLaythe
    @ThatBoiOnLaythe 4 месяца назад +83

    8:22 the subtitles calling Wheatley ,,Wheat Pincher” made me 💀

    • @DreamyDan1
      @DreamyDan1 Месяц назад +3

      Well, he did create Factory Wheat

  • @szupertntakos5000
    @szupertntakos5000 4 месяца назад +12

    47:04
    Wheatley: you have a blood clot don't you?
    Me: stop discriminating against people with high blood pressure!

  • @CherriSwirl
    @CherriSwirl 4 месяца назад +22

    19:00
    GLaDOS: “I’d like to have a massage.” 😊
    Tube: 🎉🎉🎉

  • @toasterai
    @toasterai 4 месяца назад +53

    22:07 OHHOHO DIS IS A VERY GOOD

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 4 месяца назад +30

    33:57 "thinking cap": this sucks actually
    *pointing at the joy of disaster, the literal coolest thing ever*

  • @ChinChilla__
    @ChinChilla__ 4 месяца назад +58

    Error: CRITICISM

  • @Legoguy9875
    @Legoguy9875 4 месяца назад +17

    11:00 So glad that the effort was put in to translate and dub the Vilify easter egg, because I would've been very disappointed if it wasn't.

  • @reddimus26
    @reddimus26 4 месяца назад +23

    45:43 if someone showed me the fact core's GTE lines out of context and told me they were just lines cut from the game, i'd believe it
    the lines of the GTE fact core just have the same vibes as the OG fact core's

  • @LolO36675
    @LolO36675 4 месяца назад +20

    49:15 after you see this you won't be able to unsee it, the first turret to sing does not fully shut when it turns off. Its left panel is left a crack open.

  • @FawryFx
    @FawryFx 4 месяца назад +9

    Wheatley essentially said:
    "Wow! Look at me, Chat!"
    But comment because self aware that he's in a video.

  • @TheJasonParser
    @TheJasonParser 4 месяца назад +38

    27:36 we’re looking

    • @befgh800
      @befgh800 3 месяца назад +2

      here we are! *waves*

  • @Ironic_Toaster
    @Ironic_Toaster 4 месяца назад +66

    “Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me. Looks like BT ain’t for me either” is the most common thing i ever hear out of google translate. i heard that line in a random typek video a couple years ago 😂😂

    • @candycaneannihalator2708
      @candycaneannihalator2708 4 месяца назад +10

      its even better because BT is actually just a random magikoopa in color splash according to that games gtranslate

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 4 месяца назад +9

      Apparently, Google does not like British Telecommunications. Don't know what the latter did, but it must've been unforgivable.

    • @0NiKiSUxNuLL838
      @0NiKiSUxNuLL838 4 месяца назад +6

      what did BT do to google, he just a big robot

    • @DalekEnclave123
      @DalekEnclave123 4 месяца назад +12

      The weird part is, this happens due to google translate refusing to translate the text if your doing it too many times.
      Yeah while it was funny, it can get annoying sometimes when doing translated lines for Wheatley.

  • @RRandomStuff
    @RRandomStuff 4 месяца назад +33

    I really want a portrait of Cave Johnson but the plague says Cave of John
    also my favourite part of Revenge of the Sith is when Anakin tells Obi-Wan that he underestimates his power and Obi-Wan replies “do not try. i have asbestos”
    also also “my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits”

    • @huss2891
      @huss2891 4 месяца назад +2

      Its at 31:05 for people wondering

    • @RRandomStuff
      @RRandomStuff 4 месяца назад

      @@huss2891 thanks, i was actually going to have the timestamp in my original comment and then. didnt. for some reason, idr

  • @EmpinadoMaxbmdggTheSun
    @EmpinadoMaxbmdggTheSun 4 месяца назад +50

    Omg no way I lived long enough to see a portal 2 Google translated video, I'm actually happy ^^

  • @tbuk8350
    @tbuk8350 4 месяца назад +8

    Portugal 2 was honestly such a great game for it's time. The writing, gameplay, storytelling, art direction, it was all really ahead of it's time! It was so ahead of it's time, in fact, that it's ahead of our time as well!

  • @agostonpahi3816
    @agostonpahi3816 4 месяца назад +60

    14:49 why did wheatley turn into bottom gear Jeremy Clarkson ? XD

    • @michaciejka2839
      @michaciejka2839 4 месяца назад +15

      [Aging]

    • @GhidoraTim
      @GhidoraTim 4 месяца назад +2

      I can't believe Wheat Pincer went through puberty.

  • @aaaaanotthebees
    @aaaaanotthebees 4 месяца назад +37

    44:18 goes hard, sounds like an actual Portal line

  • @UmarHaqimi4
    @UmarHaqimi4 4 месяца назад +9

    Saving my most favorite timestamps
    20:56 need an iPhone in this room
    21:08 ubuntu-buffer alias on!
    14:45 4 4 4 4
    41:42 iTunes we cry
    19:46 get rid of your Android-powered iPhone
    22:07 oh this is a VERY GOOD

    • @Jozo.42
      @Jozo.42 Месяц назад +1

      wheatley vs glados ❌
      apple vs open source community ✅

  • @toasterai
    @toasterai 4 месяца назад +45

    27:08 this sounded like something from Dora the explorer

  • @exoticgueslet3389
    @exoticgueslet3389 4 месяца назад +5

    47:11 WHAT IS THIS MELODY ITS LOWKEY A BOP

  • @BudBonkerson
    @BudBonkerson 4 месяца назад +10

    26:20 This is really nice because the music actually does change (Wheatley's leitmotif becomes more prominent)

  • @ander151
    @ander151 4 месяца назад +44

    23:27 "you use papyrus!?!?!?!"

  • @Slumode
    @Slumode 4 месяца назад +36

    5:11 Fish Stick, Fish stick sandwich, Fish stick sandwich buritoooooooooo! now that's a reference

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 4 месяца назад +3

      Fish truck.

    • @Rank1Berlioz
      @Rank1Berlioz 15 дней назад +1

      @@andrewch4066 Fish tank.

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 15 дней назад

      @@Rank1Berlioz *Table smash* FISH IS STRAIGHT RUBBISH!

  • @wall-knight2830
    @wall-knight2830 4 месяца назад +12

    I can't put into words how I almost asphyxiated from laughing by seeing "cave of John". I legitimately thought I was gonna die

  • @SinisterSeal
    @SinisterSeal 4 месяца назад +16

    2:06 Wheatley hitting that za real

  • @solidus4prez
    @solidus4prez 4 месяца назад +7

    27:31 wild choice, tuning that to the default samsung phonenotification sound

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK 4 месяца назад +6

    the reason why the chell podcast is so amazing is that you don't have to hear people say stupid things and try to be deep, because all there is is silence and you must come to terms with your own thoughts.

  • @qwertydavid8070
    @qwertydavid8070 4 месяца назад +17

    "I've heard voices my whole life. Now I heard the voice of reason, and it was terrible"
    Holy Shit

    • @Bloom0029
      @Bloom0029 4 месяца назад +4

      raw little line

  • @julian.net.6356
    @julian.net.6356 4 месяца назад +48

    THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL!

  • @GoofySlugpup
    @GoofySlugpup 4 месяца назад +16

    6:45 volatile man- volatile man!?!!

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 месяца назад +4

      it's like he's reading "volatile man" and actually realizes "what the hell does that even mean?!!"

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 4 месяца назад +1

      Gman?

  • @leon_the_core849
    @leon_the_core849 3 месяца назад +8

    27:31 that scream sounded like a Samsung notification sound

  • @Stolen_skeleton_tf2
    @Stolen_skeleton_tf2 4 месяца назад +33

    23:23 literally canon

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 месяца назад +3

      Aperture Science: No it is not

  • @marluna_x
    @marluna_x 4 месяца назад +15

    50:55 That sounds like the time I put a weight on a vinyl record while it was playing

  • @zllg1714
    @zllg1714 4 месяца назад +10

    46:49 "CHAPTER FIVE! BOOBYTRAP NEXT COLUMN!" best thing I ever heard 🤣

  • @bule7405
    @bule7405 4 месяца назад +28

    The most chill channel i have ever found by accident. Thank you youtube.