Thanks for this mod,i laughed so hard that my cheeks hurt now,it was as wild of an experience as reading top joke comments under HLspeedrun videos :) I feel like i wanna add some of my voice into the mod,lol
My favourite part is how Breen's speech about instinct was rewritten into a rant about his mother. I also like how Mossman is an AI who loves everyone.
The mossman being an ai might be a nod to kitty0706 since his some of his videos featured a character using her model with the same voice. Cool reference if true
Half-Alive 2 is such a classic and I'm so glad you guys played it. My favorite part is when Cicero said "I guess you could say I am Half-Alive 2." and then he fucking died.
27:18 "This voice actor is so clearly American." Yep, guilty as charged. GTE Odessa didn't feel complete without a bad British accent, so I put on the best worst accent I could. At least you proved yourselves worthy of that paycheck! Don't know why I'd ever reward a *talented* volunteer with one.
@@everythingsalright1121 Did it ever occur to you that Chinese alias doesn't always mean Chinese person? My username is directly inspired by Xiao Xiao, a flash animation series from back in the day featuring stick figures and martial arts. My username is a holdover from my days of browsing StickPage.
0:29 fun fact : half life 2 actually uses a custom font type for the weapons, ammo, and the interface. so that's why you see some weapons and a shotgun ammo
Finally the sequel to the hit game featuring Cicero "Garden" "Free for Free" "William" "He's famous" "Freter" "Free man" "Wayl Opener" "German" "Fordon" "Thomas" Freeman the fish scientist from Black Table 21:04 WHAT POMNI JUMPSCARE
I'm guessing Arturo didn't have the mod downloaded so I'm just imagining he hopped into the game and wondered why they kept stopping to read and listen to everything. Props to him for sticking around as long as he did. And you guys did great too, but that's been said in other comments already.
Deadwater should make a channel that's the same as this one, but Spanish so that all the insane Spanish people could watch his videos, and so Arturobbb can understand what in the world was happening.
@@GoofySlugpup Yeah that wouldn't be fun, having to manage two channels. Having to pay someone to do a dub of your voice, idk maybe he could learn English
Casual Pomni jumpscare when they switch to Synergy multiplayer campaign and the fact that it's just never referenced at all makes the in-engine cutaway jokes like "take a selfie of me next to my body" even funnier. -Btw, the funny audio corruptions near the end is an infamous source engine sound cache bug.
@@davidsmh like, maybe 7? Deadwater, mahogany, Arturobbb, alyx, eli, mossman, probably others. Hard to remember all the half life 2 characters, oh yeah I'm excluding citizens and rebels because they have alot of models for them that's too big to list.
3:35 Our mother treated us like children! 9:06 ... I guess 10:16 Let us be shelled... 10:57 giving him horror titles such as "one free man" and "wayl opener" ... I will remind all citizens of the dangers of witchcraft 12:03-22 Played! 12:29 Happy birthday! 12:47 Come inside. I will show you what is happening to you. 14:06 ... I guess 14:19 ... I came from Harvard 15:30 It's time the world gave up 19:26 Even though I'm stupid, I will not be satisfied! The power to be ung ung ung ung ung ung 21:58 I don't know anything 37:58 I have a baby
Its Pompeii, which is catalonian for United African Company (UAC) da mɛ stadium la yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisnu nɛ ayɔpɔ la ni (1957) ka ba da zuŋi di ye di an bɔɔl nwɛ’ɛb zin’ig yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisnu nɛ awai la ni (1959). Di yiiga zi’esa la da maalnɛ yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisyɔpɔi nɛ yinne la ni (1971). Ba da maligim mɛ stadium la nɛ yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisyɔpɔi nɛ ayɔpɔi la ni (1977). Ba da tiaki di yʋ’ʋri tis bɔɔl nwɛ’ɛd onɛ ka ba du’a o Kumasi, Baba Yara (1936-1969, ka nin da mu’oe Asante Kotoko yɛla hali 1955-1961) Wabʋg na’adɔɔg, New Patriotic saŋa la yʋʋm tusa ayi nɛ anaasi la ni (2004). Tʋʋm tita’akanɛ paasi atan ka ba da tʋm bɔɔl pakin la da naaenɛ yʋʋm tusa ayi nɛ anii la ni (2008). Ba da nwa’ zi’esa banɛ bɛ ya-tuona baba la ka maligim mɛ two-tier stand nɛ press, corporate, nɛ VIP dɔɔg. Zi’esa banɛ kpɛlim ba da maligim maali ba sʋ’ʋŋa, ka paas kʋgʋs ka zi’el panel banɛ nyɛt nyain ye di bak banɛ nwɛ’ɛd la nɛ banɛ gɔsid la ka banɛ gɔsid la da nyaŋi zɔ kpɛn’ pak la pʋʋginɛ.
8:27 - I'm reminded of that Kingdom Hearts google translate mod, and how the VO for Donald Duck just _absolutely refused_ to do a Donald Duck voice. Which, tbh, made the whole thing 1000 times better.
Half-Alive 2: G-man wakes Cicero up, because he was sleeping at work. After realizing that Cicero smells like ash, he decides to drop him in 17 Cities and orders him to get rid of the smell. On his way to shower, Cicero encounters Barna (Also known as Molly Calvin), his old friend from Mesa Black, who is behind of his quota after beating Paul. There Cicero encounters his teacher Labana Kleiner, who tells him the awesomeness of Scott. Barna gives us a mission to leave the kids and sends us to the Kleiner's lab. On the way to the Kleiner's lab, Cicero gets ambushed by the Combin, but gets saved by Alyxia, who reveals herself to be an archangel. Cicero meets with Kleiner, Barna and Alyxia in the lab. There Kleiner wants to test his new teleporter and send Alyxia and Cicero to Eli, but Alyxia just wants to be killed by it, for some reason. The teleporter works and sends Alyxia to Eli's Cave. But when they try to send Cicero, Kleiner's pet headcrab ruins the experiment and Cicero gets send to Brain's office, who instantly believes Cicero's going to kill someone and tries to sell him to the aliens but fails. After the failure of Kleiner's experiment, Barna gives us another mission to escape 17 Cities and find love. On the way, he encounters poor people who are looking for free downloads, drives a magical airship, avoids birthday celebrations and learns how to reach to Eli's Cave. There he finally meets Eli, who then starts to insult his daughter in front of Cicero. Alyxia then gives Cicero a heavy gun named Most Advanced Garden Manipulator. Cicero then takes the gun and plays with Alyxia's son, The Dog, but their playtime ends rather quickly, because the Combin arrive to celebrate birthdays. Cicero escapes to Raver Holm and meets up with a stupid man called Grigori. Grigori takes Cicero to the mines and out of Raver Holm. After learning Eli's kidnapping from Alyxia, Cicero goes to the Nufa Prosbukt with the help of the citizens. Cicero meets up with Alyxia and they find out that Mossman is a spy for a regular company. Mossman confesses her love for Eli, but gives him to the Combin anyways. Cicero teams up with citizens to save Eli and defeat the Combin and Brain. Mossman captures Cicero and confesses her love for him. Then Brain confesses his love to Alyxia but she rejects him. After the rejection, Brain tells Cicero to dump Alyxia and be with him instead. Then Mossman confesses her love for Brain and attacks him. Cicero takes back his Most Advanced Garden Manipulator and destroys Brain's business. G-man stops the time to make fun of Cicero, because he hates jewelry auctions but tells him that he'll choose him when the time comes. He almost reveals his true nature, but gives up at the last second, because he hates to be called that. He says goodbye in an unknown language and leaves Cicero in the void... ...Which might be or not be a jewelry auction.
It took me WAY too long to realize that the song that played after Arturo left was Here Comes the Bride, just with the death march trumpet. And now I can't stop laughing.
''I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.'' - solder ''I haven't baked bread for 3 days.'' ''3 days of bread teleportation.'' ''Mother... I am a meatloaf'' ''Ha ha, i callt for dinner.'' -solder Translated 20x
It's pretty much canon that, if you strip all the vortessense fantasy bs, then G-Man is essentially just a hit men business manager, and Gordon is just one of his hires. HL1 ending is just him offering the job and hiring, and HL2 is just a story of Gordon's first actual assignment. At the same time, since Breen was already pretty high up on the corporate ladder at the time of HL1, it wouldn't be that much of a stretch to presume that Breen and G-Man (or the organization he's a part of) have already been quite familiar at this point, and Breen might have even known the purpose of that "purest sample yet" from the very beginning. Then, when he talks to Gordon near the end of HL2 about "working for the highest bidder", it now makes a lot of sense to read it as Breen being fully aware that Gordon is currently working for G-Man's organization, and basically trying to steal the employee to himself. So, in this mod, Breen has just skipped straight to the point, and the actual meaning of this question is "I know you've changed jobs from a scientist to a hitman, so are you currently on a mission? And if this is the case, who is your current target?" With the intended continuation being, "You know, if you abandon your mission and transfer to our firm, we could pay you much more than your previous employer", except that Gordon got teleported out before he had a chance to hear any of this.
@@amateur_sticknodes_animator unless you absolutely understand what i meant, i said that the valve man originally turned his head and was infact made by valve
6:50 Dr. Brain’s reaction makes it seem like Cicero teleporting into his office and killing one random person is a bi-weekly thing and it’s really more of an inconvenience at this point.
“Consider this is the first time someone has experienced life or death” Wow breen is up there with the greats, Aristotle, plato, that guy who did to much meth.
This is what I love about these poorly translated mods, the dialogue is either incoherent gibberish or poetic quotes with a deep meaning coming from the most unexpected places/people possible 😂
Ah yes, i remember the ''Most Advanced Garden Manipulator''. Best Garden tool in the world to use for gardening purposes. Hopefully Binkus plans on making Half-Life 2 Episode 1 and 2 Google Translated in the future.
This was a genuinely terrifying reimagining of Half life 2 and that one line will stick with me forever when Breen attacks them brutally while saying “Lala” truly stuff of nightmares
I watched this a long time ago. I recently watched the expiration date video. I rewatched this. I now understand what you mean when you said”I teleported bread for 3 days” it was a few seconds before 40:05. When mahogany teleported something.
Thanks to our Ko-Fi supporter this video! ( ko-fi.com/deadwatergaming )
*Argle of Bargleton*
⅛-Life moment
I am happy. Yay
Thanks for this mod,i laughed so hard that my cheeks hurt now,it was as wild of an experience as reading top joke comments under HLspeedrun videos :)
I feel like i wanna add some of my voice into the mod,lol
Thank you for helping make this mod happen. It was absolutely Worth the Weight™.
hey dont forget there are many enemies
"Your justice will not prosper" is unironically an amazing way to describe high difficulty.
I guess.
Vortigaunt words
@@Hiniature_7638 shut up and take my like
I’m stealing this quote for personal use.
Imma use this for my game difficulty actually
7:44 thanks for the shout out!
beetlejuicing
I can't get over how "Theres no rest in Ravenholm" turned into "Ravenholm also has a relaxing evening 👍😁"
"Relaxing in Reynholm - wish you were here!"
@@nuxx1876 Signed "Gordon Frohman".
I mean, Ravenholm actually has a relaxing evening especially in the docks
@@racer927German "Cicero" Frohman
My favourite part is how Breen's speech about instinct was rewritten into a rant about his mother.
I also like how Mossman is an AI who loves everyone.
The mossman being an ai might be a nod to kitty0706 since his some of his videos featured a character using her model with the same voice. Cool reference if true
@@chilling5858 I can imagine the keyboard and chair now.
@@Jacy-dx6dx "Enough of your BULLSHIT!!!" [slap]
"OUR FIRST MEAL WAS COOKED OVER A LOW HEAT 😡"
@@chilling5858that is actually true. One of the modders told me about it
“What spanish person would watch this video”
guess what, arturobob loves you
Wait, are you him? :O
Are you?
Gravitational weapon.
Holy shit. It's you.
Timbles should see this
"Most Advanced Garden Manipulator" sounds like something that would appear in an infomercial on a public-access cable channel at 3AM.
Or something made by aperture...
@@thedimensionalbeing5702or both at once
So basically a GECK from fallout
@@mindyourowndamnbusiness185 M.A.G.M.A. (Most Advanced Garden Manipulation Apparatus)
@@hazss"Hello we are here to Assault your planet and defeat your armiez in 7 hourz
-Sincerely, the combine
This makes Half-Life 2 look like an obscure Russian FPS.
Полу-Живой 2: Спасение человечества
pathologic 3 looks fire
внатуре пиздец какой-то получается
Its time to shake the old days
I guess
16:05 "T H E D O G" *really heavy footsteps* that got me lol
whats great is theres a line later in the game when you first get the rocket launcher that is just “THE GUN” in reference to the gunship
@@RaptorMocha XD
Same 😂
I glanced at this comment the moment it happend on video that’s amazing g lmao
10:16 LET US BE SHELLED!
Truly underrated moment
He accepted and embraced his fate 💀
i guess
>"Let us be shelled"
>proceeds to eat shit by a headcrab shell
Priceless.
that part had me in tears when it happened while playing through it
LMAO
Darnit, I was about to make a comment like that.
[HAPPY BIRTHDAY]
25:29 gangsta car crash
Mahogany: "Don't worry, they're too stupid to figure out how to kill me."
Literally instantly:
"They figured out how to kill me!"
I read that comment at the EXACT MOMENT he said it.
THE FACT THAT I HIT 30:25 RIGHT AS I SAW THIS COMMENT 💀
@@battadia OH MY GOD SAME. HELLO WHAT........ we are in the matrix
The “I guess” signs had such good timing
i guess
I love Father Gregory's new slogan. "THIS IS THIS! THIS IS THIS!"
father gregory thinks he's Sisyphus prime
That is this and this is that! And i'm not possible!
@@grisha8176DESTROY
I APPRECIATE YOUR CONFIRMATION
this is this, and that is that
nothing beats the comedy timing of this mod
"i guess"
I guess
Comedy gold
i guess
@@past_the_event_horizonI guess
"Let us be shelled."
*gets shelled*
40:46 DID NOT THE FISH INTERFERE WITH THE SPIRIT OF JOSE-
Yippee!
@@andrewch4066 *Ear defending explosion*
The dude who VA breen stole the show
20:43 The only line in the entire game that is both coherent and communicates to its original meaning
rioholm
Half-Alive 2 is such a classic and I'm so glad you guys played it. My favorite part is when Cicero said "I guess you could say I am Half-Alive 2." and then he fucking died.
I guess.
Half-Alive 3
i guess he wasnt half alive after all
THIS IS THIS
THIS IS THIS
THAT IS THAT
@@MahoganyCrafterIS THIS THE ACTUAL MAHOGANYCRAFTER FROM TIMBLEWEEDDEADWATER GAMINF
- Shall we gather for a whiskey and cigars tonight?
- I guess.
Yes, of course
I guess
Sure I guess
"Death is not a big deal Alyx"
Well if anybody knows that, it's Eli...
This is irony and foreshadowing at the same time. It's perfect
HLA ending be like:
27:18 "This voice actor is so clearly American." Yep, guilty as charged. GTE Odessa didn't feel complete without a bad British accent, so I put on the best worst accent I could. At least you proved yourselves worthy of that paycheck! Don't know why I'd ever reward a *talented* volunteer with one.
American accent chinese username
@@everythingsalright1121 Did it ever occur to you that Chinese alias doesn't always mean Chinese person? My username is directly inspired by Xiao Xiao, a flash animation series from back in the day featuring stick figures and martial arts. My username is a holdover from my days of browsing StickPage.
@@everythingsalright1121 Bad British accent
_Mr. Worldwide_
HOLY SHIT XIAOXIAOMAN?!!!
@zyriantel9601 So wake up Mr Worldwide thhh uh wake up and smell the ashes
my favorite part is when timble dies and it just reveals that pomni has been playing through this for the whole time
She finally found a way to leave the Digital Circus. Unfortunately, she found herself stuck in the world of Half-Life.
@@RomWatthow do you fail leaving a place so badly you get transported to CITY 17
@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e Word of advice: never accept a ride from Gman when hitchhiking...
“Let us be shelled!”
*gets shelled immediately*
It's now canon that Dr Breen's first name is Marjorie
Dr Marjorie Wallace Breen. Great name if you ask me.
The Green Doctor is his supervillain name
@@Yakuza-MerkitziAnd he is a brainlet. According to Eli Luciano Vance.
@@Yakuza-Merkitzi at least its not marjorie taylor greene
0:29 fun fact : half life 2 actually uses a custom font type for the weapons, ammo, and the interface. so that's why you see some weapons and a shotgun ammo
"What Spanish person would watch our chanel" yeah I know right? *sweats in Spanish*
10:15
"Let us be shelled." had to be the best line.
I guess
"Even though I'm stupid, I will not be satisfied, the power to be ung ung ung ung ung, ung ung ung ung ung."
Deadwater has raised back from the dead! All glory the necromancers!
Wait, so are they Alivewater or Undeadwater now?
@@bluedragin True to the title of this masterpiece, Hλlf-λlivewater Gaming.
@@bluedraginhalf-alivewater²
the cat guy was the one who revived them the whole time
No no no it's kneecromancers
Time traveler: remember not to touch anything or it'll ruin the timeline
Scientist: *steps on a bug*
The timeline:
Finally the sequel to the hit game featuring Cicero "Garden" "Free for Free" "William" "He's famous" "Freter" "Free man" "Wayl Opener" "German" "Fordon" "Thomas" Freeman the fish scientist from Black Table
21:04 WHAT POMNI JUMPSCARE
did you not see her at 20:11
The modding community works so fast I'm not even surprised there's a Pomni player model mod.
@@asteroidrules i think the model timbles is using existed before the show came out and he just ported it to synergy from gmod/sfm
Wayl opener from black mesa
Even better one at 21:40 (the timestamp is a bit before the jumpscare)
I'm guessing Arturo didn't have the mod downloaded so I'm just imagining he hopped into the game and wondered why they kept stopping to read and listen to everything. Props to him for sticking around as long as he did.
And you guys did great too, but that's been said in other comments already.
Deadwater should make a channel that's the same as this one, but Spanish so that all the insane Spanish people could watch his videos, and so Arturobbb can understand what in the world was happening.
Would be much cooler if the mod was applied server-side and Arturo's reaction would be captured
@@GoofySlugpup Yeah that wouldn't be fun, having to manage two channels. Having to pay someone to do a dub of your voice, idk maybe he could learn English
@@GoofySlugpup No le veo el propósito y confía en mí cuando te digo que la comunidad española es diez veces peor que la inglesa.
@@halftime919not necessarily be dubbed, just have captions in spanish
When I saw Timbles die and the model was Pomni I had a double take
I did the exact same thing! 😂
My intest-ines!
I also coudn't get over the fact of how many times i saw the model faceplant upon Timbles dying throughout the video.
yes
DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER WE FLY!!!!!
I like how Google Translated Grigori makes Half-Life 2 Grigori look like an actual normal guy
"This is this, this is this."
His goofy evil laugh is so funny. It's like he goes from a death metal singer to a complete idiot in an instant
''Even though I'm stupid, I will not be satisfied, the power to be ung ung ung ung, ung ung ung''
@@saschahofmann2421 why do i read that as har har har har
@@kee5699”And That is That”
Arturobbb is the best part of the video. He was a true gamer who got them through the roughest of levels and through the hardest moments in life.
Worst way to learn english ngl
Forreal, what a real one.
@@hesoyamun Nah. If you're having fun, you're more likely to learn.
The Gravitational Weapon
Casual Pomni jumpscare when they switch to Synergy multiplayer campaign and the fact that it's just never referenced at all makes the in-engine cutaway jokes like "take a selfie of me next to my body" even funnier.
-Btw, the funny audio corruptions near the end is an infamous source engine sound cache bug.
When were the audio corruptions
@@TinyDeskEngineerthe scary eli noises
@@Simon_Dunkaccino also in the bugbait training room
Eli's voice actor is so funny, LOL
Also, the two of y'all did really well!
Is it me or is he Rosenburger? Every time he speaks I can't stop hearing "please! Keep hurting me!"
@@DrJeffDev He is actually the same VA that did Rosenburger, Binkus confirmed it a couple days ago.
you three*
forgot about cat guy
-three- alyx*
@@davidsmh like, maybe 7? Deadwater, mahogany, Arturobbb, alyx, eli, mossman, probably others. Hard to remember all the half life 2 characters, oh yeah I'm excluding citizens and rebels because they have alot of models for them that's too big to list.
"This is this, this is this" probably has to be my favorite one only because of the way that it's delivered
i guess
Me too. I keep re-watching this video and I can't wait for that part.
How the hell a laugh is google translated to that is really hilarious.
myon!
16:47 Finally! A worthy alternative to the Resident Evil series!
“Every bad man is worthy of the universe”
-Gman
I guess
@@bjornjuggerdaddyI see what you did there heh
@indolent_canadian1759 so true
6:50 The only correct way to greet The Cicero after not seeing her for over twenty years.
Must be Cicero from Cicero's Mind series
@@cdru515
"Lord, I'm too late!
Who says what? !
Oh, there's a story
I won't be alone for long! IS! ! ! Haha!" --- First lines said by Cicero Friedman
@@racer927 I guess
3:35 Our mother treated us like children!
9:06 ... I guess
10:16 Let us be shelled...
10:57 giving him horror titles such as "one free man" and "wayl opener" ... I will remind all citizens of the dangers of witchcraft
12:03-22 Played!
12:29 Happy birthday!
12:47 Come inside. I will show you what is happening to you.
14:06 ... I guess
14:19 ... I came from Harvard
15:30 It's time the world gave up
19:26 Even though I'm stupid, I will not be satisfied! The power to be ung ung ung ung ung ung
21:58 I don't know anything
37:58 I have a baby
19:42 Haakei!
10:02 "Tohã hti grta vattttm"
@@EnclaveSergeantArchDornan Flag!
38:02 beware of moss people I will send my father to prison
@@flameplasmainian85724alyx lore
I love every time Timbles dies and the ragdoll is revealed to be Pompeii or whatever her name is
pomni
if there was a google-translated tadc her name probably would become pompeii tho lol
although probably not bc i think her name is the word for "remember" in another language
@@nuxx1876In russian
Its Pompeii, which is catalonian for United African Company (UAC) da mɛ stadium la yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisnu nɛ ayɔpɔ la ni (1957) ka ba da zuŋi di ye di an bɔɔl nwɛ’ɛb zin’ig yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisnu nɛ awai la ni (1959). Di yiiga zi’esa la da maalnɛ yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisyɔpɔi nɛ yinne la ni (1971). Ba da maligim mɛ stadium la nɛ yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisyɔpɔi nɛ ayɔpɔi la ni (1977). Ba da tiaki di yʋ’ʋri tis bɔɔl nwɛ’ɛd onɛ ka ba du’a o Kumasi, Baba Yara (1936-1969, ka nin da mu’oe Asante Kotoko yɛla hali 1955-1961) Wabʋg na’adɔɔg, New Patriotic saŋa la yʋʋm tusa ayi nɛ anaasi la ni (2004). Tʋʋm tita’akanɛ paasi atan ka ba da tʋm bɔɔl pakin la da naaenɛ yʋʋm tusa ayi nɛ anii la ni (2008). Ba da nwa’ zi’esa banɛ bɛ ya-tuona baba la ka maligim mɛ two-tier stand nɛ press, corporate, nɛ VIP dɔɔg. Zi’esa banɛ kpɛlim ba da maligim maali ba sʋ’ʋŋa, ka paas kʋgʋs ka zi’el panel banɛ nyɛt nyain ye di bak banɛ nwɛ’ɛd la nɛ banɛ gɔsid la ka banɛ gɔsid la da nyaŋi zɔ kpɛn’ pak la pʋʋginɛ.
10:17 “Let us be shelled dear friend” *deafening missile strike*
"OO-"
A nearly HOUR LONG Google-translated Deadwater playthrough?? Truly Christmas has come early this year!!!!
39 days early
Can you believe it guys? Christmas! Just in a week! Woohoo! Wow I am so excited about this information! Christmas! Just in a week!
@@RiceWitch-dingus-400 I guess
3:59 "You will starve to death and wait in line"
eastern bloc moment
Average day in Yugoslavia
Average day in Hell, Michigan
8:27 - I'm reminded of that Kingdom Hearts google translate mod, and how the VO for Donald Duck just _absolutely refused_ to do a Donald Duck voice. Which, tbh, made the whole thing 1000 times better.
THERE'S A GOOGLE TRANSLATED KINGDOM HEARTS?!?!?!
THERE’S A WHAT? LINK. HOLY SHIT LINK
3:36 nice raiden impression
Half-Alive 2: G-man wakes Cicero up, because he was sleeping at work. After realizing that Cicero smells like ash, he decides to drop him in 17 Cities and orders him to get rid of the smell. On his way to shower, Cicero encounters Barna (Also known as Molly Calvin), his old friend from Mesa Black, who is behind of his quota after beating Paul. There Cicero encounters his teacher Labana Kleiner, who tells him the awesomeness of Scott. Barna gives us a mission to leave the kids and sends us to the Kleiner's lab. On the way to the Kleiner's lab, Cicero gets ambushed by the Combin, but gets saved by Alyxia, who reveals herself to be an archangel.
Cicero meets with Kleiner, Barna and Alyxia in the lab. There Kleiner wants to test his new teleporter and send Alyxia and Cicero to Eli, but Alyxia just wants to be killed by it, for some reason. The teleporter works and sends Alyxia to Eli's Cave. But when they try to send Cicero, Kleiner's pet headcrab ruins the experiment and Cicero gets send to Brain's office, who instantly believes Cicero's going to kill someone and tries to sell him to the aliens but fails.
After the failure of Kleiner's experiment, Barna gives us another mission to escape 17 Cities and find love. On the way, he encounters poor people who are looking for free downloads, drives a magical airship, avoids birthday celebrations and learns how to reach to Eli's Cave. There he finally meets Eli, who then starts to insult his daughter in front of Cicero. Alyxia then gives Cicero a heavy gun named Most Advanced Garden Manipulator. Cicero then takes the gun and plays with Alyxia's son, The Dog, but their playtime ends rather quickly, because the Combin arrive to celebrate birthdays. Cicero escapes to Raver Holm and meets up with a stupid man called Grigori. Grigori takes Cicero to the mines and out of Raver Holm. After learning Eli's kidnapping from Alyxia, Cicero goes to the Nufa Prosbukt with the help of the citizens. Cicero meets up with Alyxia and they find out that Mossman is a spy for a regular company. Mossman confesses her love for Eli, but gives him to the Combin anyways. Cicero teams up with citizens to save Eli and defeat the Combin and Brain.
Mossman captures Cicero and confesses her love for him. Then Brain confesses his love to Alyxia but she rejects him. After the rejection, Brain tells Cicero to dump Alyxia and be with him instead. Then Mossman confesses her love for Brain and attacks him. Cicero takes back his Most Advanced Garden Manipulator and destroys Brain's business. G-man stops the time to make fun of Cicero, because he hates jewelry auctions but tells him that he'll choose him when the time comes. He almost reveals his true nature, but gives up at the last second, because he hates to be called that. He says goodbye in an unknown language and leaves Cicero in the void...
...Which might be or not be a jewelry auction.
napkin story
@@amateur_sticknodes_animator napkin story
i guess
Best child story ever ı have to told that my child in in the future
It took me WAY too long to realize that the song that played after Arturo left was Here Comes the Bride, just with the death march trumpet.
And now I can't stop laughing.
47:25 binkus actually has a STELLAR singing voice what the hell???
he actually has a RUclips channel and has some videos of himself singing :)
I love how they implemented the joke from 30:55 into 31:16
i mean when played that slowly it does sound quite melancholy
26:08
I think ive found my new favorite line from your videos, im absolutely going to draw this.
18:38
"This is this, and guess what? I'll be darned if that isn't that." i always knew he was a grade 9 fixer
The pages remind me Mahogany will always be a villain, for him angels have fallen
I really appreciate the random animations you've been doing recently on the main channel and the second one.
It adds a lot to the jokes in the moment
''I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.'' - solder
''I haven't baked bread for 3 days.''
''3 days of bread teleportation.''
''Mother... I am a meatloaf''
''Ha ha, i callt for dinner.'' -solder Translated 20x
i guess
11:20 So glad you didn't forget the "many enemies" T-shirt. I wanna buy that too.
16:46 Resident Evil in a alternate timeline
So the next franchise to be google translated will that?
That sure will be hilarious.
I was honestly hoping Alyx sounded the way she did in the “by a bot” series
*”I GUESS WE REALLY HAVE DISPOSED SOMETHING!”*
9:09
"There's some stuff on the wall that you didn't read"
"I guess"
peak frikin comedy.
Me on my way to bed
New Deadwater video: allow me to introduce myself
I love the idea of breen immediately recognising freeman, treating him like a mass murderer and saying "Who are you going to kill!!!?" 6:50
It's pretty much canon that, if you strip all the vortessense fantasy bs, then G-Man is essentially just a hit men business manager, and Gordon is just one of his hires. HL1 ending is just him offering the job and hiring, and HL2 is just a story of Gordon's first actual assignment.
At the same time, since Breen was already pretty high up on the corporate ladder at the time of HL1, it wouldn't be that much of a stretch to presume that Breen and G-Man (or the organization he's a part of) have already been quite familiar at this point, and Breen might have even known the purpose of that "purest sample yet" from the very beginning. Then, when he talks to Gordon near the end of HL2 about "working for the highest bidder", it now makes a lot of sense to read it as Breen being fully aware that Gordon is currently working for G-Man's organization, and basically trying to steal the employee to himself.
So, in this mod, Breen has just skipped straight to the point, and the actual meaning of this question is "I know you've changed jobs from a scientist to a hitman, so are you currently on a mission? And if this is the case, who is your current target?" With the intended continuation being, "You know, if you abandon your mission and transfer to our firm, we could pay you much more than your previous employer", except that Gordon got teleported out before he had a chance to hear any of this.
Remember, Gordon is a psychopath.
... Breen also immediately forgets Gordon's name, and out of confusion, calls him "Free for free"
@@arminasmikalauskas3214he was stuttering out of fear
Imagine if the valveman intro was the one where he turns his heads towards the camera.
Fun fact: the valve man turning was created by valve
@@leomartin7409everyone knew that
@@leomartin7409 Fun fact: the g-man cutscene was created by valve
Funfact: Half life series was made by Valve
@@amateur_sticknodes_animator unless you absolutely understand what i meant, i said that the valve man originally turned his head and was infact made by valve
I hope Arturo enjoys this video despite the language barrier.
7:57 absolute fire🔥
Man, Pomni seems WAY too into today's adventure
...i think she might have mistaken "the ability to love" for "the ability to leave"
my favorite part was when she accidentally smashed jax flat with a magnetic crane and then later "accidentally" almost ran him over
also can't forget pomni's iconic catchphrase "so how was your weekend"
i loved the moment pomni died twice
@@Filipokerface "BRUCE WILLIS PLEASE"
if i see another tadc joke im about to bury you guys in my sinus hole
9:31 "He was done." I mean I can't blame him. Bingus went too hard on the drums lmao
he wore himself out
29:44 shoutout to arturo bc hes probably using google translate right now too lol double the google double the fun
20:04 I'm from Argentina, and in my country we speak Spanish so yeah... Glad i found this channel, love your vids btw
Y ese comentario de virgo momo
Yo!! You found it after all! :D You added a lot to the video, thanks for playing ^^
Saludos desde Argentina también colega.
Andale, andale, uhh Max Payne 3, São Paulo
‘Residence of good’ is a great parallel to Resident Evil
I love it when Barna randomly talk about young person and Gregory's Father saying his chest are the *least* of Cicero's problems.
Barna Cologne just doesn't understand the new- uh, least old generation
7:08 eli sounds like a really sassy ballet instructor
Imagine if Arturo suddenly showed up in the comments saying something like “I had fun with you guys, I can’t believe I ended up in a RUclips video!”
45:54
Breen: "It's time to DUMP HER and move on... 😈"
Eli: "🐴"
21:10 Pomen is canonically gordo frimen
Can't wait for the next Arturo collab video. Your guy's personalities really mesh together well.
"They're too stupid to figure out how to kill me" *one second later* "They figured out how to kill me!"
I am quite suprised the fact that one of the only consistent things in this series is the name "Cicero"
EDIT: I guess.
i guess
I guess.
I guess.
I already knew this was gonna be good when I saw US Coyote Lunch in the opening credits.
Croatia is in Greece
also that sounds like some kind of codename for some government project like "Operation U.S. Coyote Lunch"
Chronically Happy Eli Vance is the best Eli Vance.
6:50 Dr. Brain’s reaction makes it seem like Cicero teleporting into his office and killing one random person is a bi-weekly thing and it’s really more of an inconvenience at this point.
(4:58 12:19) Ah "It's raining cats and dogs" and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" my fav sounds in Half-λlive 2
“Consider this is the first time someone has experienced life or death”
Wow breen is up there with the greats, Aristotle, plato, that guy who did to much meth.
This is what I love about these poorly translated mods, the dialogue is either incoherent gibberish or poetic quotes with a deep meaning coming from the most unexpected places/people possible 😂
"cicero" is one of the funniest google translations ever, so glad it stuck to its guns with HL2
The Pomni playermodel goes so hard in my opinion
I was impressed by the eyes being animated.
15:12 had me in tears, holy crap
“yeeeeeeeeeeaahhhhhhhhhhh………”
-eli vance
EAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EHHHHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHH
BRO THE FUCKING BUGLE CALL RIFF AT 0:59
46:34 Tellitubbie in disguise is Dr Breen.
HL2 Google translate does come with a BANGER soundtrack
"I would never agree to be called THAT" he knows of skibidi toilet
Ah yes, i remember the ''Most Advanced Garden Manipulator''. Best Garden tool in the world to use for gardening purposes.
Hopefully Binkus plans on making Half-Life 2 Episode 1 and 2 Google Translated in the future.
5:24 "Mesa" is actually "Table" in Filipino, I was surprised to see this because I joke about Black Mesa being a black table with my friend
It's also table in Spanish
I love how in the back of tbe gman speech theres an original song based on the boot camp intro thingy
This was a genuinely terrifying reimagining of Half life 2 and that one line will stick with me forever when Breen attacks them brutally while saying “Lala” truly stuff of nightmares
Pomni jumpscares were not what I was expecting from a Half-Life video
This whole video was a true experience! Respect to Arturobbb! I hope he sees this video!
Same, I am hyped for Arturobbb reaction
Aren't we all?
Pomni driving like a gangster is just hilarious.
The 7 Hour War in a Nutshell: 15:31
I watched this a long time ago. I recently watched the expiration date video. I rewatched this. I now understand what you mean when you said”I teleported bread for 3 days” it was a few seconds before 40:05. When mahogany teleported something.
Gregori chanting "THIS IS THIS! THIS IS THIS!" is unironically the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. 😭
We have reached peak