Half-Life But the Entire Game is Google Translated (Not TTS)
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Hearken unto me o Cicero!
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Clips shown (in order of appearance):
Freeman's Mind Intro
Columbus Day PSA from Red vs Blue
God Bless! Deadwater logo and channel banner by Papa Shlup
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"HE'S FAMOUS!"
*beats the crap out of Gordon because he's famous*
*Gardon
@@MSORP2008 *Garden
*Cicero
@@leleled6467 * garden
*Cartlon
I like how Black Mesa is translated into “the table is black”
well mesa means table in spanish lol
@@oengenheirouniversal4830 Brazillian
And Romanian, basically, all Romance languages.
It means table in tagalog too
Haldxz Tagalog niggas where you at?
And so begins the confusing tale of Garden Cicero Treeman.
Garden Cicero Free
Star of the award-winning dating sim "It's half life".
Bull Zye *T R E E M A N*
Guardian Cicero TreeMan
How bout F R Y M A N
"To each his own that which is beautiful"
- Google Translated Half-Life scientist 2020
Half life but instead of zombies there SCPs
"Chell wakes up in a small box with a radio and... toilet pellets, that she had speculated to be dangerous."
where do you smell
This is so deep.
Deep Boi
"Rise and shine Mr. Cicero, rise and shine"
That's Garden Cicero to you!
"Dr. Freeman and Schein together" is what i got after translating it
Breen: I'm almost certain it was...
Garden Cicero.
"Oh listener you should've seen the look on your face!"
@@PsychadelicoDuck *wheeze!*
There are few penalties in the world
“That was actually kind of philosophical-”
*Where do you smell*
*is there a beer in the end*
HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE
where do you smell?
666 likes
Lol i got 905th like
999th like 😔
Google Translate Half-Life is all about a single father's journey to find a wife.
And the many children he lost and gained along the way.
@@BloodfelX Hold u-
@@BloodfelX ans also the Wive's and Men they married
@@BloodfelX did he adopt children
And kidnapping 100+ children
Status: married
Finally got the woman at the end!
Nah man they got married to GMan.
S u p p l e H a n d s
Happy end
Christianthepupbot no remember shepherd used the wedding pistol to shoot at Cicero
You forgot the part where it said: *Pending*
"What does our device do?" pretty much sums up halflife.
*long silence*
"Haven't decided yet!"
"does science work?" -Random HECU Grunt
The true cause of the incident. Not knowing what the device does
things our device does:
1. intended function
2. 💥
"havent dicided yet"
Game : Your mother is a bucket
TF2 Soldier : *YES!*
*YES*
Dear god...
@@Anrizo there's more...
NO
WHY IS THERE A READ MORE IF THERE ISNT MORE
hecu soldier: "HE IS FAMOUS!"
*starts beating up Cicero*
Gotta get that ransom money.
JACKPOT
I'm dead xD
This is deep. Gord- Cicero actually represents a famous person and the HECU soldiers are twitter stans, the beatup represents the stans cancelling Cicero.
Cancel culture be like:
"Cars are dangerous"
"You dont say?"
Funny YOU should say that, knowing where Kennedy was killed
wat
Cars are dangerous
Well shit what we gonna do with all this petrol
Abraham Lincoln Is It True That Your A Vampire Hunter?
So are theatres.
I want a shirt that says "eat your polio from space" ngl
lmao same
Yeah
idk why but that sounds like a cave/aperture science quote
“Where do you smell” - VSauce
People think they smell things with their *nose*. And they're right.
@@rinoz47 Or are they?
@@rinoz47 But what makes good music sound good?
Haven't decided yet
@Jay The Lego Guy because I haven't showered in 10 days?
5:47 Words of wisdom:
𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭,
𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓶.
Beuh I was just at that part when I read it
Yes
𝓉𝓇𝓊ℯ
That is some beowulf type shit right there
can you please not speak in squares
We now know where he got the BEER.
And the why is because gordon is inbound and kills people.
in canãda
Ribbons0121 R121 ba ba ba ba ba baaa
Shiny Espurr and why he finds people to be ridiculous.
*Beer*
3:05 "Garden Plantman"
Funny, "Cicero" means "Chickpea" in Latin, so Garden _would_ be a Plantman in this universe, I guess.
So you play as a plantman that works in a meat lab?
Stach man I mean, if you work as some plant scientist, you are a meat man that works in a plant lab.
Rise and shine Mr Plantman.
I KNEW IT! ITS ALL A METAPHOR FOR VEGANISM!! /s
What about the statesman Cicero?
9:39 This is YOUR daily dose of internet.
Lol spot on
*The dark age is coming*
9:49 the dark age has been found
RUclipsr intro lmao
“Buyers who sell”
“You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy”
Barney while dying:"Lightning, death, OH YES!"
So Barney is glad when he dies.
I wouldn’t be surprised considering he works at Black Mesa
Amazing
A few of the Barney clones had mental health challenges, it’s an ongoing QA and engineering investigation
Scientist#1: What does our device do?
Scientist#2: *Haven‘t decicded yet.*
They’re still working on the prototype.
Half life 1 in a nutshell
7:40 "do you think there's a beer, in the end?"
"in cobalt."
15:46
*_Says "Oh yes!" while falling head first into an electrified rail after being shot by a .357 magnum revolver_*
to be fair, would you rather die from that or a headcrab?
.357 gnome
18:01 "Well, I give you a chance to fight. After more frustration, it just. Doesn't. Stop."
And so Cicero's eternal fight against frustration began.
If you choose to use...
Sounds like adulthood, lol
that's an euphemism for the combine reign
8:14 "The Staff of Knowing What to Wear"
Must be one of those staffs that gives a huge buff to charisma and intelligence.
8:17 oh oh something is dead here
6:56
Cicero, not to harken unto me, and rotate the begin to rise up.
Garden Cisero, the star of the beloved Part-Live Franchise
Twoquarters-life
Frеnch-friеs
foureiths-life
Cicero, watching the rope! It can be as large to neglect.
Doctor Coomer is that you?
tanking beast LOOK GORDON
Watch to the watching, Cicero! The green flowing counts the whales.
this feels like a dream where everything is totally reasonable until you wake up and look back on it
I am asleep.
Find a meat lab
I'm sleeping Laboratories
Matt Development
t h e w o r k p l a c e
*a l o t*
*T h e t a b l e i s b l a c k*
Must be a rip-off of The Office
@@Echo-gb2vx Or Negra Table instead of black mesa
14:07 has to be the best voice crack
BeiER
Anyone noticed how after they turned the "beer" back on it automatically capitalized itself?
Yes
and the "grave" multiplied
10:09 "He could not stand any longer. [Says "aaaaaaaa" unenthusiastically]
12:04 and 12:54
That "hey, doctor~" line hits different after watching the Opposing Force one and seeing the boyfriend collection count the troops have.
"Does science work? Is that the reason?!"
14:06 did he just imitate his beer joke? Awesome.
Ok, Arthur?
Someone needs to do this to half life 2.
and hl alyx
@@KangarooJay At the risk of repeating myself - I can't help but wonder if this treatment wouldn't improve Hunt Down The Freeman's script.
Get up and burn, Mr. Freeman, wake up… great. That means not sleeping. No one deserves to be celebrated for a holiday ... it will be permanently destroyed until the whole world is over ... well, the time has come.
The right person can change the world into a wrong world. Then Mr. Freeman. Awakening… Taste.
Anybody wana do it acctually?
Hey! Mod author here. Somebody did do HL2 Google Translated, but only did main story voice lines, then just stopped working on it. Since not a lot of effort was put into it, I've decided that once I've translated all of the GoldSrc games, I may or may not mistranslate HL2. Definitely no promises though.
"Do you think science is real? Is that the reason?" and "He is famous!"
BROTHER?
@@peabrain6872 BROTHER
GONK
So THAT'S why all this happened, the most experienced, most important guard was on vacation in san francisco!
And thus concludes the amazing wife hunting adventures of doctor Garden M. T. Cicero
9:57 "I beg you, do not trust us"
15:30 *[starts getting nightmares about those souls]*
"What souls?"
*"What souls?"*
Hey did you get ye pills ?
@@LT_Foxfyre *Kleiner Nervious laughs
I feel like getting some of that *ONLINE INTERNET INTERFACE*
Thank you Abraham Lincoln
OmG iS tHaT tHe ReAl AbRaHaM lInCoLn
Damn I miss you Abe, I really do.
*O* *I* *N* *T* *M* *E* *N* *T*
That was my favourite moment for some reason
Napkin story
in the morning garden
Oinkment
16:15 "He is famous!"
*beats up Plantman*
15:42 "Lightning, lightning, death, oh yes"
"Oh yes!"
*dies at the same time *
14:32 The "beer" turns into "Beer."
Barney approves! 👍
"What does our device do?" - the worst question you can possibly hear from a nuclear facility engineer
6:26 When you break something expensive at work.
*Gordon does not need to hear*
2:34 so THAT'S where Matt came from, no wonder he plays tennis so well
ahit pfp
He is the champion of boxing too
So that’s where Mathew Metelli came from
13:36 Gotta love that reference.
Military precision
gordon does NOT NEED TO HEAR.
8:17 'Something is dead here' got me xD
13:46 patrick star be like
10:03
"The elevator has been closed. But still comes up."
So why did you close it?
2:34 as someone named Matt I cam confirmed we are grown in a secret lab
"Kind of philosophical"
_"Where do you smell?"_
Jeff?
The sun?
"I'm Hungry Garden!" - dr Cooper
"Look Garden, cords! We can use these to cross the hole."
@@comradeskeever1336 Hello Garden
that Freeman's mind medkit bit was hilarious
4:59 I'm in tears
“come on dad”
WHEEZE
“Rotate the begin to rise up” sounds like what my dad would say if I was fixing something.
And climb the mountain! For the King!
14:08 "Barney Hides with beer because Gorden is inbound and destroys people... *squeakily:* beer"
15:21 The souls of everyone who died during On A Rail.
Jesus
I think I am the only person who actually somewhat enjoyed On A Rail.
“where do you smell”
- google translated half-life security guard 2020
"canyada are you"
Caboose scene: _Allow me to introduce my self_
Man what the hell do they do in Black Mesa that warrant the Police to investigate your own family?
Black Mesa is actually just a division of the IRS. And the IRS doesn’t like snitches.
The Department of Energy doesn't like snitches either.
7:59 The man behind the slaughter dies in an elevator crash, circa 1987
12:24 I think you may have triggered an overflow error! You just achieved the maximum number half life can calculate!
My god Cicero what are you doing?
Cicero you fool!
Good day today Cicero..
What are you doing step cicero?
@@c0smo709 this is so wrong XD
“That’s good. What are you doing?”
13:03 damn it really do be like that though.
“Your mother is a bucket.”
“Dear god…”
“There’s more.”
“No!..”
10:09
"He could not stand any longer.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
"Government, grave, and BEER"
The American way 🇱🇷
They actually went and changed every texture that text on it? I am impresssssed.
My mother sleeps in the next room. I had a really hard time trying not to wake her with my hysterical wheezing.
7:13 anti-mass glass XD
Mass blast
...are the books named too?
“o i n t m e n t”
"Are the books named?"
"OINTMENT!"
A Freeman's Mind reference and an RvB reference?
This is the greatest gaming channel ever.
This is what it sounds like when someone tries to talk to you when you first wake up.
10:07 I started to laugh so hard
Oh, boy, I can't wait to watch my favourite movie, Fifty shades of 33-a
The poor soldier at 11:26 couldn't pick who to kill first 🤣
3:42 Dr. Coomer is now called "let's go"
_"Lightning! Lightning! Death!"_
*_"OH YES!~"_*
14:21 Bless that Red vs Blue reference. I knew it the second I heard it x"D
I legit screamed omg
deadwater, your content is seriously underrated. your voice acting is amazing, and your ideas are too. i hope your sub count skyrockets one day.
How to beg for a heart:
how to tell someone you genuinely enjoy their content because of it's high quality:
@@d3rwiszzz who tf are you to say what my comment's purpose is
@@hisanimations no im not i never watched that guy and i saw your comment so i know u wanted a heart so badly
i didnt want a heart, i wanted to let him know that i love his videos
14:12
“Wow! Hi!”
“ e a t y o u r p o l i o f r o m s p a c e !”
16:49 "If you are dirty go home"
7:40 the guard has a different idea of what the light at the end of the tunnel is.
7:28 "it- it never ended!"
"wait, are the books named too?"
*"O I N T M E N T"*
I love how half the time the things that were translated becomes these almost "shakepeare like" quotes that are oddly beautiful and then the other half of the time it goes *_ᎻᎪᏌᎻᏌᎬ_* and proceeds to say things like "The most important security guard is located in San Francisco"
Half-Poetical
Or, Half-Confusion
I like how they refer to every security guard as Barney, even though Barney is just one of them
5:56 black mesa in a nutshell
Really)
“Do you think there is a beer in the end” I sure hope so
"LOOK CISERO! ROPES!"
Hello Garden!
1:55 that made me think on the protogent antivirus commercial
“Ground, hi, eat your polio form space!”
Imagine the amount of outtakes there were of these people losing it while trying to read these translated lines