Google Translated Half-Life: Garden Cicero, the father of Barney, goes on a journey to marry a woman (Or G-Man). On his way he adopts many children, becomes famous and kills Nilan. Google Translated Opposing Force: Shefard gets revived by a scientist from the future, reveals a fitness conspiracy, collects boyfriends and viruses and kills a giant alien. But G-Man nukes Black Mesa and traps Shefard in train because Shefard didn't believe in him. Google Translated Blue Shift: Molly Calvin gets send back to his High School days thanks to Resonance Cascade. He finds his old teacher, who is done with everything and just wants to die but Calvin snaps him out of it. With his teacher's help he escapes from Black Mesa.
13:19 Rosen Waffle: "The unfortunate man had been necessary but because of the earth, whereby the weight of the work of japan to say that he knows that the more easily e calhoun be is easy to be is supposed to be through the land of cham"
You see, all of this, the Resonance Cascade, the Black Mesa Incident, the 7-Hour War, all happened because Barney, or should I say, Molly, though of one truck.
"This technology has led... to the bad. Can you think? "This is not good for us, that we have around here. " "Hmm, I'm thinking about getting a haircut to improve the calmness of the air …if you succeed, you can enjoy it without any restriction …'restriction'. " "SCOOP IT UP, AND PUT IT IN!" - Dr. Rosenberg
i think its awesome that you can see gordon messing around while you play, but i like to think that these are the moments when benrey from hlvrai is lost and cant find the group.
Google Translated Half-Life: Garden Cicero, the father of Barney, goes on a journey to marry a woman (Or G-Man). On his way he adopts many children, becomes famous and kills Nilan.
Google Translated Opposing Force: Shefard gets revived by a scientist from the future, reveals a fitness conspiracy, collects boyfriends and viruses and kills a giant alien. But G-Man nukes Black Mesa and traps Shefard in train because Shefard didn't believe in him.
Google Translated Blue Shift: Molly Calvin gets send back to his High School days thanks to Resonance Cascade. He finds his old teacher, who is done with everything and just wants to die but Calvin snaps him out of it. With his teacher's help he escapes from Black Mesa.
@@itsjusttrace4063 yes
@@acedarippa8643 yes
Amazing
Now, half life decay.
@@soldierinworldwar6 Well, in Decay Doctor Doctor and Doctor Gena help the Nigerian revolution.
The resonance cascade happened because barney thought of one truck.
*Molly
OH NO
thinking about one truck
now there’s an alien dog in my room
sci_pain3 pet the alien dog
It was optimus prime
"A few failure laboratories" At least they weren't hiding the fact
h
The neglected side of my Factorio compound like:
Probably more than a few
“Calhoun?! Get away from me!”
- Fat Security Guard
His name is Otis, and I think the tone is more soft but still negative.
Juan Miguel Pascual it’s the intense action movie version
Roger dat
SCOOP IT UP... AND PUT IT IIINNNN!!!
-Dr. Rosenburger
Hi Like a Cowboy take a look at the world for a Long time Today!
"I'm Greasy" he says next to the sign that says "what are you"
yes
I'm Greecy.
2:50 That's hunter down from the half life 2 soundtrack.
gunita bertina what does that have to do with anything
@@EnclaveTrooper1 As a Greek, I approve
“AI Cicero can’t turn around. He’s based on a designated path for the cutscene”
*AI CICERO TURNS AROUND FOR A SPLIT SECOND*
*Metal Gear Solid alerted Sound effect intensiffies*
lmao
hmMMMM K E R N A L
220 likes, Bois!
al cicero played as tonio montionio in suitman
4:50 "Mesa gives you the power to turn black" This made me die lmfao
Shapeshifting has kinda lost it's luster, hasn't it.
To avoid being a racist, I will not elaborate further
That laugh though.
"Are you insinuating that fruitcake comes form Xen?"
"Yes"
"Fair enough"
I assumed this was NPC dialogue. I'm mildly disappointed it wasn't.
@@zarnox3071 nah
“This technology, has led to the bad.”
My man just summed up the entire HL/Portal universe in a single sentence.
"Can you think?"
"This is not good for us, that we have around here"
Socrates: "I know that I know nothing".
Descart: "I think, therefore I am."
Dr. Rosenberg: "Can you think?"
You think I think?
I do not think, therefore, I do not am
I can't.
You thinking what im thinking?- DAARGH NOOOO STAHP This train is now transfering HOSTILES! to Sector DAARGH!
"a few failure laboratories" Is Black Mesa's motto I believe
then what’s aperture’s?
@@FainperryChannel health hazard
@@FainperryChannel aperture laboratories, where we constantly think of one truck
I think you think!
@@riargaet GlaDOS didn't realease the toxin, they all simultaneously thought about one truck and it killed them all.
That guy voicing Rosenberg had a blast.
He kinda sounds like Ross Scott
"Woman, I know."
@@sp3dweed673 then scoop it up and put it in!
“Just scoop it up and put it in!”
Hm, I'm thinkin' about getting a haircut.
I was hooked immediately after seeing "oxygen where is it?"
Seriously, where is it?
The world may never know.
GUYS I HAVE FOUND A HINT!!!! it’s a voice clip that says “where do you smell?”
Oxygen is probably not included.
Oxygen doesn‘t exist, it’s just a myth.
"Scoop it up and put it in!" - What they say at the KFC when your chicken falls on the floor
Dude looks like a KFC manager
Why did that sound like Ross from freeman's mind though?
2:50
Gordon knew you were watching the cameras and gave you his death stare
Yep
Cicero*
he is now rapidly approaching at whatever speed scientists walk at
[HUNTER DOWN INTENSIFIES]
cicero had to process if he got called garden or cicero
A few failure laboratories
You are right
h e a l t h h a z a r d
"Can you think?!"
-Dr. Roserberg
This is not good for us
Deep quote alert
I think of trucks
Dr. Rosenberg wants to aware us about the dangers of Black Mesa guys!
Another reason to waste time!
*WASTING.* *TIME.*
3:39 i like the fact that animations are google translated as well
*rotates chair in spanish*
After learning how spanish sentences are structured I get this now
12:07
"Scoop it up and put it in!" is said like a monty python quote and its wonderful
"There is no hope."
2020 in a nutshell.
(C) Dante Inferno!
“James Cameron”
1912 in a nutshell
we are no strangers to love
@@generallyunimportant you know the rules and so do i
2020 happened because someone thought of one truck
“This technology... has led... *to the bad.”*
Black Mirror in a nutshell
Boomers be like:
Lmao
Ah yes,
Technology has *_LED_* to the bad.
the half-life univerce in one sentence
I love just how intensely and genuinely Mahogany lost his shit at 4:50.
Mesa can give me the Nword pass? 😳👉🏿👈🏿
Mesa gives you the power to turn BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Racism is no more
"If you want to your friend - if you happen to be living in the army and in football: *Strawberries!* "
that moment when you remember the grocery store item you couldn't remember from earlier
"Hi! I'm here to die!"
-Half Life NPCs showing up to work
The Black Mesa incident isn't Gordon's fault, the entire facility thought of one truck and tried to educate Moses
Thank you guys so much for featuring my mod! Hopefully, Half-Life Decay GTE will be out before the end of the summer.
Thanks you for the mod that killed me
Keep up the good work bro I enjoyed that shit lol
Give me the link to your mod please!!
@@nemanjaradivojevic9229 www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-google-translate-edition It's also in the description.
@@BinkusTheTrinkus how do I also play the mod in coop?
"Woman, I know"
💅
That part fucking slayed me 😂😅
13:26 I think he started having a stroke
2:34 he is the guy speaking in the end of medicine commercials
I think it's kind of funny that the sign saying "You are right" is pointing to the left.
I think the translated controls menu has a control called "right" mapped to either left arrow or A.
If you think about it, they WERE to the right of something, from a certain point of view.
9:36 computer viruses be like
So true
Ah yes, my favorite quote from Half Life. "Please, let go of me! I don't want to count!"
"Why are roaches considered an enemy in this game?"
"Maybe because that's what they're considered in real life"
4:10 Come on! Are you burned?
10 seconds later: **gets burned**
"Mesa gives you the power to be black."
Black forever cause we ah e friends that are black and they are American
5:19 this happened because you thought of one truck
"Thanks", Molly Calvin
2:51 when impulse101 hits
Barney escapes from high school
Molly Calhoun escapes from highschool after resonance cascade
@@farhantube7416 molly calvin"
0:14
Calhoun, _Get away_ *from me*
12:52 Carl Wheezer? IS THAT YOU!?
3:07 That locker litteraly has an "E" on it
3:10 (E)
4:35 As someone with OCD this is painfully accurate
"Oh,Oh my god,first interaction with a human!"
*IM GREASY*
13:28 NO JOKE, I'M CRYING LMFAO
1:32
Missed opportunity to respond with "Yeah, you are right"
3:14 wow I didn't know Black Mesa keeps its portal to the Gamma Quadrant in the locker room
E
It just keeps repeating: "Regret. Regret. Regret."
Calhoon
Get away from me
The camera feet at 2:45 scared the hell out of me.
"Through the land of Sham"
More easily
e e
Calhoun is to be
easy to be
supposed to be
He spittin lines
shades of Eminem
@@ectozenARCHIVED4772 We did that, Mr. Cologne. We did it for him.
13:19
Rosen Waffle: "The unfortunate man had been necessary but because of the earth, whereby the weight of the work of japan to say that he knows that the more easily e calhoun be is easy to be is supposed to be through the land of cham"
4:53 be careful what you wish for...
I like how the voice acting is accually done pretty good.
The wall at 1:02 is just the Black Mesa Research Facility in a nutshell.
You see, all of this, the Resonance Cascade, the Black Mesa Incident, the 7-Hour War, all happened because Barney, or should I say, Molly, though of one truck.
4:51 is now our motto
“Remember I told you about the wedding pistol”
You guys need way more recognition. You guys are actually manicly funny
7:50 hes trying kakyoin himself
3:10 the locker just says "E"
Employee of the month:
*_E_*
E
EEEEE
E
EEEEE
E
EEEEE
“Mesa gives you the power to turn Black” -
*(Go to the settings and toggle Native American Mode.)*
@Yhyh5 what the blithering smeg is that
The final 8 minutes of this video is my favorite part of this entire channel
Rosenberg is definitely in the top 3 best Google Translated characters of all time.
2:18 in an alternate timeline:
"Star Wars Episode IV - There Is No Hope"
Dr. M.T. Cicero Fryman-Strawman's cameo was my favorite part. That looks like he'd tell a great napkin story.
Psychopath scientist 6:07
"i am greasy."
Ah yes
The inseparable duo
Molly and Cicero
8:40
*_*STRAWBERRIES!*_*
16:55 mahogany gets crushed by a forklift and dies
such a cinematic death scene
"ATTENTION CHRISTMAS MOON TABLE" "That's my name!"
5:15 lol sequence broke?
“Get it we got caught, we should kill it now!.”
“The body was found...”
“From which side of the body? (:”
*”Shut u-“*
“Tomorrow is another regret” dude, that’s deep
2:51 Cicero: DID SOMEONE SAY THE LORD OF THE RINGS?!
3:54 thank you
You know the game is good when u can still meme it 20 years later
"This technology has led... to the bad. Can you think?
"This is not good for us, that we have around here. "
"Hmm, I'm thinking about getting a haircut to improve the calmness of the air …if you succeed, you can enjoy it without any restriction …'restriction'. "
"SCOOP IT UP, AND PUT IT IN!"
- Dr. Rosenberg
8:24 what a wonderful story.
*Tomorrow is another regret*
That's deep
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Randy Pitchford: 0:45
*I’m* *Greasy*
*I'm Greasy*
13:27 I never knew Dr. Rosenberg was a Mumble Rapper
:thanks for appearing tomorrow today.
:me has been pulling an all-nighter
2:39 LOL thats literally one of those:
"Top 10 Women I Know"
"Thanks for watching"
kind of memes
Thats Karen
When Cicero visits prison: 0:37
8:53
Best part fr, Otis just peacefully drives in and then detonates XD
Otis is the name of the fat security guard. The name of the forklift driver is Gus.
Lol Gus becomes a Pokémon
2:04 Turn left for America
barney's search of finding the smell part 2
yes
I come back every so often to this video just to hear the laugh at 4:51
I love how it's google translated so bad that it's sometimes actually logical.
7:05 That's the most Freeman's Mind thing (That isn't actually Freeman's Mind) that I've ever heard.
The OSHA approved Black Mesa bottomless pit™️
The OSHA approved Black Mesa freezer where they store the bodies™️
OSHA bottomless pit is where they store soldiers during the black Mesa facility™️
The OSHA approved nuclear power plant where the keep the mutant creatures™️
The osha approved antimass spectrometer™ boosted by 105%™
The OSHA approved Black Mesa radioactive green goop lake™️
The locker with the Uppercase E was reserved for the Emperor of Mankind AKA Big-E himself
"Mesa gives you the power to turn black" -Jar Jar Binx
4:50 I didnt know Black Mesa gave out N-word passes.
*MESA GIVES YOU THE POWER OF TURN BLACK*
0:21 thats the sound of the guy under the tram in your definetly real half life 3
13:27 he was almost singing
4:51 That transition gets me every single time! 😂
13:28 "That the more eeasiillyy E, calhoun B, is easy to be, is closed to be, through the Land of Sham."
Lol I laughed so hard at Rosenburg’s dialogue.
He really sounds like a science professor who breathed in way too many lab fumes.
i think its awesome that you can see gordon messing around while you play, but i like to think that these are the moments when benrey from hlvrai is lost and cant find the group.
thanks for appearing tomorrow today. well, yes of course, you can now be known as the lord of the rings.
That's so funny