Half-Life: Decay But Everything is Google Translated
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- You can't get rid of BEANS.
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Wow! I guess the PC port of Decay does still work. While I was trying to test this mod, I couldn't get it to load past the second level, meaning I had to release this mod largely untested. Thanks for being probably the first people to get to the end of this mod! I owe much of the success of Half-Life GTE to you guys, and will forever be grateful. Epic content my dudes!
Since I left the volume too low for most of the dialogue, here are some of my favorite lines from "Half Life and Treadmill" that you might have missed:
Scientists:
"I understand the law... not at all."
"Ah, a house fraud."
Security Guards:
"My baby! Nice to meet you."
"I don't know anything! I love science fiction." *dies*
Rosenberg:
"In addition, we joined the wireless wired band!"
"Well done! We will now have a job search. I will give it a try."
"The guard room is just a boat."
"There it is, everything! Canada!"
Keller:
"Cicero's doctor's doctor is back."
"The purpose of the anti-mass spectrometer is to raise $500."
"The animal shelter is with you! I will ignore security issues and delete them. I could use another fire."
"Now, I also open a wallpaper store."
"Something happened. Dr. Tolman and my cow turned off the power!"
For more epic quotes, feel free to visit the Mesa Black Universe Wiki. You can find the link on the main mod page (I'd link it here, but then my comment might get marked as spam).
Question
Why did you clap when rosenburg was talking about something at the beginning?
@@AbsoluteLambda No good reason lol, I just thought that particular line of dialogue needed something to spice it up.
@@BinkusTheTrinkus I like to think he was just Lip smacking, but that did indeed spice it up, I almost died from laughter
14:30 we have reported that we do not have cats.
because dogs are more fun 99.9999999% of the time
Hey binkus, Do you need any more help with GoldSRC:GTE? like textures, or other stuff?
Always glad to help a mod I support
"Your future is in the future!"
Every sixty seconds in Xen, a minute passes.
Together, we can stop this
You couldnt have picked a worse place for your example
@@yeastyyeasty2168 chillax
Well actually, time may or may not pass slower or faster in another dimension due to the possible difference in space-time, so a second might be relatively longer or slower in the other dimension. And you have to add the fact that the interdimensional portals also might teleport you not only in space, but also in time, and if you are unlucky you may end up in the future or the past. Heck, time even goes faster when you are travelling fast, at big gravity etc. And the different species on Xen could again have time-altering machines or properties. And then again the model of time in Xen might not even exist, but a similar model which enables the animation of quarks in a similar way to our model of time. But considering that dimensions as we know it from science-fiction is not yet proven to be able to exist, Xen might not even exist, therefore not have time.
i was bored okay
@@heynic37 holy shit how bored do you have to be
“You only have one life”
We had to split it between the two of you, so you each have a Half-Life... Decay...
Genius.
They have half-lives that are decaying
-2
That's twice as many as the name of the game suggests.
"Cut it in half... Then double it!"
This is more of a Quarter Life than Half Life
SMITHEROONS
@@DeadwaterGaming british
Half-Life: Quarter Life Consequences
@@DeadwaterGaming NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS
@@DeadwaterGaming the United States worked on this game
14:43 - _"He got an email from his brother that said; 'aliens and monsters were attacking his place! And axed him for help.' So he went."_
"i do not understand kindergarten"
One of the reasons a resonance cascade happened on bles messa
Mesen black
@@so047 Bles mesa
I'm Decaying every second I watch this
ha
Yep same... wait.
a
Welcome to yes
Guess you could say.... your life has decayed in HALF!!
*”Managers are not scientists, but bureaucrats!”*
-Rosenberg
based
*rosenburger
Engineer you have nice drip
2077
@@catattack885 rosenburger/rosenwaffle
"You only have one life" he says in Half-Life after you die several times
Actually, it sounded really in theme, ngl. Each time you respawn: "You only have one life" gets you going, kinda. If Valve had it officially in and had map change a bit every time you die in that one, that would have been so good I think they would rival Kojima no probs
Well, granted, in normal Half-Life you can save _any_ ol' place...
Well they each have half a life
21:53 I like how the guard's card says "Bles Happy"
"You can't get rid of BEANS.
... It's all about me."
Is... is he beans?
Yes
He is in fact Mr. Bean himself.
16:57 "I'd like some collard greens!"
"You *are* the 'Colette Green'..."
And then Politics was a VEGETABLE!
The funnyist thing i've ever seen.
I never knew I needed Google Translated games in my life... until now.
l
Half-Life 2 GTE is a work in progress. I forget who is making it.
There’s an awesome one called book of mario: thousands of doors, it was created by a youtuber called fatguy703. I’d definitely recommend seeing it if you get the chance 🙂
@@EASsirenVids01 Half-Life 2 GTE's development is headed by my friend Gyarik, with assistance from myself as well as a plethora of other voice actors.
@@BinkusTheTrinkus Awesome!
Half-Life Decay: Dr. Cocoa and Dr. Kikokiko are princesses with space-time bending powers. The walls of the Mesa Black try to warn them about the upcoming events but they don't listen. They arrive at Kafka Kheeler's room where he's wondering what Kleiner knew about that baby. Dr. Rosenberg, Molly Calhoun's old teacher, warns Kafka Kheeler about the device because it can't run at high intensities and he's the only one who knows what does it do, but Kafka says it wasn't Rosenberg's decision so he agrees to do the experiment. Resonance Cascade happens and Rosenberg gets teleported back to kindergarden but he quickly returns while lamenting how he doesn't understand kindergarden. Rosenberg thinks about reporting to the troops in Judea, which he believes it'll only take 2 hours and decides to go with Dr. Cocoa and Kikokiko. On the way, they encounter The Greatest Best Thing, get a massage from Rosenberg, send an e-mail to the army, help Kafka to send audio files successfully, guard a guard, fight off soldiers who believe internet ruined everything and finally, kill the giant kite alien. After killing the kite alien, Dr. Cocoa and Kikokiko get teleported to random locations and back. Kafka then informs the two about someone who got taken to a river of tobacco, which is an area between the two canals. But then he say it doesn't matter and tells Cocoa and Kikokiko to relax.
"soldiers who believe the internet ruined everything"
Well, that's not entirely untrue, is it?
I tried to read this entire thing and I think I had a stroke
Half life: Feminist Edition. lol
i died at the first 8 words of the paragraph
Ending: "Rest well our heroes."
17:58 *Menacing Laughter, proceeds to maintain a standing pose as he falls and break his legs*
19:26
*"Soldiers, everywhere! They all died."*
-Sad soldier, bles mesa
2:02 "I could always register with you-" *NO*
Me when a website asks to disable the ad blocker.
Pop-up: "You're on our website! Just fill in your email address so you can get spam about our website!"
"NO!"
Get away from the *B W E A M*
17:49
24:50
"What's written: Soldiers are everywhere."
That was great.
*"OLOLO POOLOA"* is probably my favourite.
"That's a lot of water" is an appropriate thing to put on a sign in a swimming pool
shoutout to the voice actors pulling an absolute miracle making the nonsense sound like actual sentences.
and somehow not laugh once nor tried to laugh
@@vdonutxvii3241 it took a lot of retakes.
"I can tell you to let her go"
Damn. Half Life dialogue was a lot deeper than I remembered.
8:10 me trying to describe Deadwater Gaming's videos
I’m a more 8:18 mood
"Rosenberg kneads the skin"
So uhhhh.... a massage?
**needs the skin*
@@omniscientbarebones Knead is a word too.........
@@omniscientbarebones Also it did literally say "kneads the skin"
@@omniscientbarebones ..for what? 😟
@@themyofmy he *needs* it
1:52 I love how the whole United States has been working on this game
"Please *keep hurting me*"
0.0
Do you think he's feeling ok?
@@AstroTom I beg people to hurt me all the time, I think he's ok
@@kotakotik22 ...feel your pain bro.
Just in case, want a hug?
@@AstroTom yes please
@@kotakotik22 K, sending you digital hugs!
Guess what’s back, back again
What does our devise do?
Haven’t decided yet.
As mentioned in the pinned comment, I think they decided on using it to raise $500.
Are we all going to ignore Stephen Cicero? 1:14
Who the hell is Stephen Cicero? We only know Doctor doctor Cicero.
Who the hell is Stephen Cicero? We only know Doctor doctor Cicero.
*A M E S S E N G E R*
69 likes lmao
We also have the fact that the United states worked on this, we don't even know which ones.
"I'll run with you for 2 days" Marathons in a nutshell
"He's holding it down pretty well down there-"
*He's instantly gibbed*
Mahogany: *wakes up 10 feet above the earth
Mahogany: just a normal Tuesday
Yep. That’s normally when the steam servers go down for maintenance, so you can probably find some correlation
"No worries, I can always register with you on this websi-"
*_'Notice' intercom noise_** "NO."*
I was in a vc with a friend and when i got a notification for this video i just started yelling deadwater gaming has uploaded and now we're both watching this
yes
Lucky
1:38 "The mother is a very difficult IKEA Aloha"
Wow, I guess Cicero was so influential in the other games that he became a developer on this one. First name is actually Steven, it seems.
The "you only have one life" part is where my friend and I rage quit.
"You only have one life" Proceeds to die and resurrect like 10 times.
Oh hey! Just perusing the internet and RUclips and came across these hilarious translation dub playthroughs. I'm the guy that made the menu theme remix (based on the PS2 Half-Life menu theme) you're using in your game that plays at the beginning and end of the video. I made that eons ago and shared it on the Half-Life Improvement forums. So weird to see it randomly in the wild like this! lol
4:36 _Now you have two hours to go_
TWO HOURS?!?
Nice crossover
16:51 "How's it going? Here you go calhoun." *Shoots him* "I know you're not schedueled for a couple more days, but if you wanna squeeze in a few rounds in the range there's plenty of room"
"I can always register you-"
*BAAAM:* N O
I know this is really late but you can change your FOV using the "defaultfov" command in the console. For example, you can do "defaultfov 90" for a 90° FOV. I should mention however that while Sven Co-op uses the 16:9 aspect ratio for the FOV setting, Half-Life still uses 4:3 even if the rendering resolution is in 16:9. If you wanna get 90° FOV in 16:9, you'll need to set the FOV to 106.26 since that's the equivalent to 4:3 90° when accounting for the expanded view in 16:9.
The humorous act.
A guard was guarded.
The Mission is finally here.
It's oddly poetic.
26:40 now that’s what I call a sneeze laugh
Every single translated line spoken by a security guard just feels like a indirect threat that’ll result in a painful death...
Oh god, it's way past 1:35... I'm so late for the economy...
23:40 what is human butter? what is human milk? My autism can’t stop saying that!
24:45 - Took three years, but it happened at last!
they say to this day Barney still does not know what human butter is
"You only have 1 life"
This is so true, because:
You are playing HALF-LIFE (0.5 life)
and you are playing 0.5 life in 2 people
2*0.5 = 1
1 life
you only have 1 life
I was so depressed and bored from YT when this legend just uploaded!
I keep watching these videos, it doesn't get me bored, always laughing and making repeating quotes from the video, they really funny and memorable.
24:37 HEV HOOD CLASSIC
the return of cicero
I just played the Half Life 2 Lost Coast GTE and I was delighted to hear you and Mahogany's voices in the commentary, great job.
23:59 This is probably how Colette green sounds.
24:21
These are honestly pretty timeless videos
"what is human butter, what is human milk" is going to be something i will say every day
Such an underrated channel. Love you guys
6:46 this is probably the highlight of Deadwater's entire channel
Half-Life: Decay? In the year 2021? Hell yes
20 years old this year, wow
7:24 *The business survived.*
Yay
My fave series!!
9:10 *I actually figured out with the help from my buddy, Carl, how to speedrun this part. (Not sure if it'll work all the time but it seemed to work for us.)*
First step is to start a multiplayer server *ON YOUR OWN!*, and wait for the Colette bot to spawn in.
Next step is to wait for a few seconds.
Next, Player 2 has to join the server, and if done correctly, they should spawn inside the building where Rosenberg calls the marines.
I'll make a video about it when I get the chance.
_GET AWAY FROM DA BEEMSH_
You are such an underrated channel, hope that you get big soon!
2:00
No worries! I can always register _BEEEEEEP_ with you on this websi- *No.*
FINALLY!
THERE''S NEVER BEEN A DECAY VIDEO HERE
It was the first time either of us had played the game
@@MahoganyCrafter didn't think you would comment but i love your guys' content, can you try to make movies/ gmod machinimas for your guy's dumb stuff like when you played black mesa or when you did gmod but something is wrong with you doing dumb characters?
Bles this messa
" 🎵 And the home of the-- 🎵 "
"lEt'S pLaY sOme BaSkEt baLL!"
Best insensitive quote ever: "Hey! Don't jump on the cripple."
The menu for half life decay reminds me of the 1999/2000's coming soon to own on video and dvd if anyone remembers that xD
I can't remember the last time I saw that, wow
@@hotstuff6131 Same dude same
i love the google translate series, funniest thing ive ever watched.
Damn you've grown a lot since the last time I saw you, Keep up the great work
"Rosenberg kneads the skin"
This is the only line that makes sense “Managers are not scientists but bureaucrats, I did not design this device to run at high intensity” is the only line that is not pure google translate
"He's holding it down pretty well down there"
*security guard gets converted into very disgusting paint*
Man I always love whenever you guys upload
17:14 it's ok I have lived in hawaii for 3 years and I dont know the words
Mahogany: sings the us anthem
Also Mahogany: LeTs PlAy SoMe BaSkEt BaLl
1:52
*U N I T E D*
*S T A T E S*
I really want to hear the full version of Mahogany's rendition of the US national anthem.
I love that the blast doors have become a dr.coomer reference(sort of)
Your guy's thought processes sound like you're absolutely stoned when you play
I remember watching this
Absolutely amazing
The Thumbnail scares me
Bukkake
23:24 The Fresh Prince of Black Mesa
I actually went through the whole theme song, but timbles cut it
@@MahoganyCrafter Nice
12:51 Behold.. The "Or not" machine.
You're exactly like jolly wangcore, but there's two of you = two braincells are better than one
Love this series and anything Half-Life ya do. If Gunman Chronicles and Redemption had this mod i would highly recommend it!
How dare you force me to remember Boys Who Cry!
There is nothing better than google translate
*bing translate:*
this mod is making my mental state decay
17:52 Mahogany sounded like GrayStillPlays.
Hey, a fellow GSP fan.
i too begin clapping when talking about anti-virus software
the voice actors for these mods having a sense of humour makes them so much funnier
"You can't get rid of the beans" lmao
Timbleweebs' scream sounds like the Wilhelm scream.
1:20
Way to go Randy :)
No worries, I can always register----BOOP no.
I tried following the discourse at 2:45 but IT IS VERY DIFFICULT