Hi I cut the intro because I thought it was too generic and It made me cringe, I had no idea that it breaks timestamps, and also that you can’t undo it. My bad guys, timestamps are like 12 seconds off ageisvsksbs 💀
Soo, the lore I'm getting so far: - Mario and Peach (who is 12 years old) go to check on "Port Prison", a prison colony, and find out that the toads have recently lost control over the island and now the prisoners have taken over. There is a lot of drug trade, assault and tax increase and as a result the toads are all depressed and just want to die. - Mario tries to regain control over the island using his hacker skills. He is accompanied by "Uncle Howie", a sentient paint-bucket with a split personality that probably represents his different colours. One side is in love with Mario and hates drugs and profanity, the other side is completely unhinged, smokes, drinks, makes innuendos and tells Mario to end himself on a regular basis. - As it turns out, there is some strange, twisted mindset present on the island, where about everyone wants to die or kill you and ways to do so (like cancer) are celebrated and given out like good luck charms. With the frequent mentions of god, satan and sin, it is possible that the whole place is not real and instead some form of hellish purgatory. Everyone is trapped in a collective nightmare and most are trying to escape it by dying (but fail, as the pirate toad later mentions, that he already killed himself). This might be a divine punishment, because the pirate toad says "remember what happened in the Garden of Eden". - Mario hopes that obtaining the Naked Stars will end the nightmare - Update: The different reality theory is kind of confirmed later by Uncle Howie, when he says that they "can't go back to earth"
@@antonyc.7173 But the original dialogue itself is always different, especially between games or characters, how it manages to be so consistent, even across games with something like BT or The War, is both sort of surprising and funny. The closest explanation I ever found to something like this once was someone theorizing that everyone saying that they ... arrived were originally saying "Let's go" in the normal games. But the languages could also have something to do with it.
I’ve only seen 18 minutes of this so far and it’s the most I’ve laughed all winter. My boyfriend showed me this after a really rough day and it’s making me laugh. Thank you for this masterpiece
This is phenomenal, and I would like to thank everyone who was involved in it. Once again, weird consistency, as Hugh's blatant evil throughout the series ramped up to stealing the power of darkness for himself.
Clearly you misunderstood the plot Hughs goal was to help mary accept his bisexuality and is now with his husband frog and wife peaches. Hugh was gay but hated himself thus the homophobia… then tragically he as he says before in his backstory vowed to ensure mary was never discriminated against EVER again. It shows how you simply don’t understand the complexities of the writing in this story NAY odyssey of pure literary genius.
out of every translation of a videogame, this is the one completely full of perverse and war obsessed freaks haven’t laughed this hard in a while, great content
i am always so amazed that all these translated paper mario hacks are always so consistent with their own themes or between games like every toad wanting to die, talk about credit cards and technology, and huey wanting to kill literally EVERYONE this was hilarious
This whole mod is a masterpiece. 2 hours and 16 minutes of the highest-quality hilarity right here lads. I’ve laughed out loud way too many times from start to finish. Great job on the whole game!
Every introduced character Mary: 0:28 Louis: 2:07:15 The queen on peaches: (being the most accurate one) 0:07 Death: 36:21 Jesus: 52:09 Lewis: (Ludwigs second middle name) 1:13:43 Matthew: 1:36:43 Jesus 2: (damit there was no introduction) 1:51:38 Asia America: 1:55:17 Cheese Cream: 2:03:18 Mark: 2:08:26
Yes, I watched all 2 hours of this. And lemme say, I think Huey acting like a genocidal maniac the whole game is such a Huey thing to do. And maybe foreshadowed his betrayal
1:22:47 To be fair, in BoM:ToD (since I imagine Fatguy’s badly translated playthroughs are what inspired this and GBoM), Mario _does_ apparently give birth to Mini Yoshi, with King K claiming that he’s the father, so it doesn’t seem like Mario has been trying to hide it lol
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 I think I know the line you’re referring to, though I’ve always interpreted the line as him threatening to cause a late miscarriage. Either way, still some messed up stuff (though at this point, I’m not surprised BoM has it lol).
Koosloo_Ulia (1:15:43)'s only video is a slightly unnerving video of some kind of map, titled "Real footage of Solargress' house". Strange background music adds to the dissonant video, and the most unusual part is that it was posted before this video. By at least 3 months.
Thats because this is a compliation of every highlight episode which came before this. Koosloo is a troll account that comments on a lot of my videos but I still dont know who he is lmao
The translation is so crazy, so many things mixed together, create many extremely funny texts. Never thought that Color Splash Book of Mario would come to this far greater than the original one. Also, you guys are so funny, good commentary and editing making paint syringes like 10x more fun to watch. Thank you, Solargress and all co-comm for all you have done. Looking forward for what you'll translate in the future.
Glad to be a part of this series with you!!! While I haven't watched every stream, I am glad to be part of the ones in the live chat and even got to join a call with you guys! I hope you reach 5k soon and I am glad to be a part of it! I wish you the best of luck in your future 🙏
This entire video absolutely folded me, and also got me out of my health-related depression. I knew it was not a good idea to eat or drink during this video, but the one time I did not abstain and sipped some water I almost immediately drowned. Seriously, this video does not skip a beat. The editing absolutely makes this. Phenomenal job guys. Underrated channel too. 1:39:51 fucking sent me
Lol, I actually knew this too because I am German, but I just was to lazy to say it in the comments. Also, cool that solargress is reading the comments even after 9 months :)
After watching all of it, I can’t help myself but to be sad (even with the horrible ending lol), the end of a great adventure, even if it is the dumbest thing I have ever watched, still made me feel nostalgic of my favourite childhood game. I will be rewatching this in the future, always a smile on my face and my throat burning of laughter.
I wonder how stuff like the name screens were translated. I mean the letters in the animations also were that means that they either are made for the whole alphabet in every color or taht they are automatically created. If you guys made them insane job thought they were real.
This is my favorite game of all time so I'm glad to see still being played even in 2024. Thank you for making my day better bro. This was absolutely hilarious 12:08
So, looks like mario was a demigod until he was killed and skinned. Restaurant praising to him, Browser doesn't know who's Mario is, but part of his slaves praising them too. psychopathic murder in a vessel of a floating paper bucket scaring their enemies by fooling them that Mary is mario, works for him if they always die. maybe Mary just have a curse being always misspelled. and i feel like he has even more curses, and maybe one of them: turning everyone around you too 🎷y. and having over 9 personalities, one reviews all cards, one examines and telling to Mary his opinion on them, and another is giving most basic things, very original names, health into horses, coins into economy, and more. and another one may reviewing their enemy while drunk, and it can read all enemies memories and their past. and according to Louis, brother of Mary, their father dissapeared, and they have children from nowhere.
3:59 (Half-serious) How does Google Translate get “Racist” from the texts of these video games? That happened in Fatguy703’s Book of Mario 64 with the FP Plus badge too.
This is such a funny video, the randomized translated text makes me laugh so much, sometimes the conversations between characters make literally no sense, its hilarious
I think Queen of Shadows left uh, some influence on Peach back in rogue harbor..... edit: Do you think some of the npcs talk about mario like he's dead because of what happened in 64? (the star spirits possessing his corpse) edit 2: 2:13:21 Oh hey, just like Tinka says to Peaches in BOM64
I swear to god there is some sort of lore that spreads beyond Undertale and Deltarune Ai. Mainly because Paul is here and mental health is mentioned by Peach. The only difference is that this Ai is more obsessed with war, Paul, BT, Death and Mario. That doesn’t mean the political side is gone though.
Oh my GOSH, geez this is the funniest thing I've ever seen...and the FACT HEWY SCREAMED! and the fact that hewy said "mario...you have to kiss me" was the best part of the playthrough
Hi I cut the intro because I thought it was too generic and It made me cringe, I had no idea that it breaks timestamps, and also that you can’t undo it. My bad guys, timestamps are like 12 seconds off ageisvsksbs 💀
Can't spell Solargress without the L
Are you doing origami king??? I need more please
@@SomniSerotonin seen it already. Wouldn’t have any funny reactions
@@Solargress I can tell you saw 64 but what about TTYD?
@@MoonlightMirage ofc ive seen ttyd
41:52
"Vecalius. Invictissimi. What is the color of the House that can be heard and has human skeletons"
- Paul
THE PLOT THICKENS
What is the color on roof of a house with human skeletons and should be heard?
Need to get rid of Rihanna? In September, Paul. In September.
What color is Lewis pantalona? Blue, green or green?
This now leads to Uncle Howie saying uwu
"I'm offended, yes?"
>He died and died.
Thief
Leave
Shit's really wild when your partner is named UwU and the first thing he say is basically "Kill yourself... In Minecraft"
5 handsome men will be forever iconic
5 guys
five guys if it was awesome
@@endro555 trueeeee
Yo Kai Watch fan spotted
Toadal dude!?!?!
Soo, the lore I'm getting so far:
- Mario and Peach (who is 12 years old) go to check on "Port Prison", a prison colony, and find out that the toads have recently lost control over the island and now the prisoners have taken over. There is a lot of drug trade, assault and tax increase and as a result the toads are all depressed and just want to die.
- Mario tries to regain control over the island using his hacker skills. He is accompanied by "Uncle Howie", a sentient paint-bucket with a split personality that probably represents his different colours. One side is in love with Mario and hates drugs and profanity, the other side is completely unhinged, smokes, drinks, makes innuendos and tells Mario to end himself on a regular basis.
- As it turns out, there is some strange, twisted mindset present on the island, where about everyone wants to die or kill you and ways to do so (like cancer) are celebrated and given out like good luck charms. With the frequent mentions of god, satan and sin, it is possible that the whole place is not real and instead some form of hellish purgatory. Everyone is trapped in a collective nightmare and most are trying to escape it by dying (but fail, as the pirate toad later mentions, that he already killed himself). This might be a divine punishment, because the pirate toad says "remember what happened in the Garden of Eden".
- Mario hopes that obtaining the Naked Stars will end the nightmare
- Update: The different reality theory is kind of confirmed later by Uncle Howie, when he says that they "can't go back to earth"
So kinda like Everhood???????
Spoiler alert but Peach is actually the Queen of Iran
@@Iexist8003 and she is a murderer
and also half of the time they try to marry
I like how Google Translate has kept consistent themes in every Book of Mario game.
The sociopathy, the extremely sexual themes, and *war.*
Probably because the same languages are used every time.
@@antonyc.7173 But the original dialogue itself is always different, especially between games or characters, how it manages to be so consistent, even across games with something like BT or The War, is both sort of surprising and funny.
The closest explanation I ever found to something like this once was someone theorizing that everyone saying that they ... arrived were originally saying "Let's go" in the normal games.
But the languages could also have something to do with it.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28I think since the game talks about fighting and battles a lot so it translates to war.
"Maybe we should f'"
"This is the price of the war, Gonsales"
Also Carbon wanting to kill his dad
war, war never changes
12:25 ah, yes, the iconic sequel to the King in Yellow: "The Guy in Yellow"
We got The King In Yellow, we got The Baby In Yellow and now we have the guy in yellow
@@bobproctor4168 i was going to say something about the baby in yellow lol
“I’m not a bridge maintenance expert, but I am a bridge expert…” is actually unintentionally a very clever funny line
I love how there's an implication that the main game ends around 25:09 when the Devil is defeated - everything after is bonus content
This was one of the best things I've ever helped put on the internet
Appreciate ya, brother.
Wow
But never forget the words of wisdom we got from Book of Mario 64. "Be woke, be cool. A calm spirit is smarter." -Goombape, circa 2019
Wasn't that Goverman?
@@BitcrushedMozart Nope. Goombape said it to Goverman when Goverman was about to leave with Mario
@@raarasunai4896 Right, I remember now. I wonder if Goombape was the creator of the woke chuckola from Thousands of Doors.
I don’t remember Book of Mario 64 as much as Thousands of Doors
@@ItsSiebay fewer people have played through it compared to Thousands of doors. In fact the only 2 I know of who have are Fatguy and Stryder
i LOSE IT at how utterly grim the battle system's descriptions are
and then there's Necromancer
Hydrate before you Die-drate
drown
35:18
Count with me... -1. Two. 3. *Shit!*
1
2
3
4
5
6
8
sh**
I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR!!!
WHAT COMES AFTER 4?!?!?!
@@TheDinosaur64 I DON’T KNOW!!!
Rewatching this feels so weird now that we know who BT is.
Loved this and The Great Book of Mario. Look forward to what other games you translate!
Ikr
I’ve only seen 18 minutes of this so far and it’s the most I’ve laughed all winter. My boyfriend showed me this after a really rough day and it’s making me laugh. Thank you for this masterpiece
Glad you like it :)
if this is his humor he is a keeper
@@kittenthesmol7373 your timing on commenting this was perfect. We broke up 😭
This is phenomenal, and I would like to thank everyone who was involved in it.
Once again, weird consistency, as Hugh's blatant evil throughout the series ramped up to stealing the power of darkness for himself.
Clearly you misunderstood the plot Hughs goal was to help mary accept his bisexuality and is now with his husband frog and wife peaches. Hugh was gay but hated himself thus the homophobia… then tragically he as he says before in his backstory vowed to ensure mary was never discriminated against EVER again. It shows how you simply don’t understand the complexities of the writing in this story NAY odyssey of pure literary genius.
out of every translation of a videogame, this is the one completely full of perverse and war obsessed freaks
haven’t laughed this hard in a while, great content
i am always so amazed that all these translated paper mario hacks are always so consistent with their own themes or between games like every toad wanting to die, talk about credit cards and technology, and huey wanting to kill literally EVERYONE
this was hilarious
Not to mention the reoccurring appearance of “I came”
This is such a good series never failed to make me laugh, thank you!
Huey’s dialogue fits every scene so much that I refuse to believe this isn’t the original game’s dialogue
halfway through im slowly starting to realize that i've been watching a fever dream masterpiece. and i so love this series for it.
This whole mod is a masterpiece. 2 hours and 16 minutes of the highest-quality hilarity right here lads. I’ve laughed out loud way too many times from start to finish. Great job on the whole game!
Every introduced character
Mary: 0:28
Louis: 2:07:15
The queen on peaches: (being the most accurate one) 0:07
Death: 36:21
Jesus: 52:09
Lewis: (Ludwigs second middle name) 1:13:43
Matthew: 1:36:43
Jesus 2: (damit there was no introduction) 1:51:38
Asia America: 1:55:17
Cheese Cream: 2:03:18
Mark: 2:08:26
you forgot the best one
UwU: 1:53
Yes, I watched all 2 hours of this. And lemme say, I think Huey acting like a genocidal maniac the whole game is such a Huey thing to do. And maybe foreshadowed his betrayal
1:56:00 KAMEK WAS BT ALL ALONG?!
Who will AU be
1:22:47 To be fair, in BoM:ToD (since I imagine Fatguy’s badly translated playthroughs are what inspired this and GBoM), Mario _does_ apparently give birth to Mini Yoshi, with King K claiming that he’s the father, so it doesn’t seem like Mario has been trying to hide it lol
Hawc Green even tried to poison the child before Mario gave birth I think.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 I think I know the line you’re referring to, though I’ve always interpreted the line as him threatening to cause a late miscarriage. Either way, still some messed up stuff (though at this point, I’m not surprised BoM has it lol).
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
46:19
A POLAND DOES NOT FEAR DEATH
A POLAND DOES NOT FEAR DEATH
A POLAND DOES NOT FEAR DEATH
A POLAND DOES NOT FEAR DEATH
Truly one of the hacks of all time
I agree
I found you again kocat, lmao
@@sparkler5313 i didn't know you were a book of mario fan lol
@@KoCat2867 they are too funny i gotta watch em
Koosloo_Ulia (1:15:43)'s only video is a slightly unnerving video of some kind of map, titled "Real footage of Solargress' house". Strange background music adds to the dissonant video, and the most unusual part is that it was posted before this video. By at least 3 months.
Thats because this is a compliation of every highlight episode which came before this. Koosloo is a troll account that comments on a lot of my videos but I still dont know who he is lmao
The translation is so crazy, so many things mixed together, create many extremely funny texts.
Never thought that Color Splash Book of Mario would come to this far greater than the original one.
Also, you guys are so funny, good commentary and editing making paint syringes like 10x more fun to watch.
Thank you, Solargress and all co-comm for all you have done.
Looking forward for what you'll translate in the future.
1:15:43 is the best part of all of paint syringes!
📠 Fax
48:57 so if his moms a dry bones, his dads todd, that means todd+ dry bones= toad the fuck?
52:09 Perfect reaction image right there
Glad to be a part of this series with you!!! While I haven't watched every stream, I am glad to be part of the ones in the live chat and even got to join a call with you guys! I hope you reach 5k soon and I am glad to be a part of it! I wish you the best of luck in your future 🙏
Congrats!
No way, you're here?
This entire video absolutely folded me, and also got me out of my health-related depression. I knew it was not a good idea to eat or drink during this video, but the one time I did not abstain and sipped some water I almost immediately drowned. Seriously, this video does not skip a beat. The editing absolutely makes this. Phenomenal job guys. Underrated channel too.
1:39:51 fucking sent me
The heck
This is as long as a movie, and I would genuinely buy this on DVD
29:42
I just KNEW the Swoop species were a communist group all this time!
They will take over the world with “alcohol!”
Lol😂
1:30:26 Weinlicht = Wine Light (that's what it means in German at least)
Oh cool! I wish I knew more of this stuff lol
Lol, I actually knew this too because I am German, but I just was to lazy to say it in the comments.
Also, cool that solargress is reading the comments even after 9 months :)
@@aaronthemusician3894 I've been getting a lot of comments on this video. I think the TTYD remake coming out is making paper mario content big again.
2:00:22 Oh lord! Did we get a Lil' Fat addressing the Queen of Shadows here?!
At the title screen, it says “hold on to something” and that makes a lot of sense, considering what’s coming up.
I was drinking something when I watched 0:51 and I almost choked on my drink lol
Every time I see “no sex” I can’t stop laughing
Founding of the internet be like:
38:38
1:44:51 oh no. Oh NO
He's coming back to eat Hoko Saba, destroy his city and finally end his father, him, ALL
I just started replaying Paper Mario: Color Splash today.
Ready to see how unhinged this gets.
How can something be so funny and stupid but at the same time consistent enough for making an entire story that actually makes sense!?
This has got to be one of the most worth 2 hours of my life!
I am absolutely dying at my guy Roy just saying "I will eat your skin" on the thumbnail. Like does it even taste good???? 😂
1:19 Toad too freaky bruh🤦🏾😂
I'm so stupid I can't walk anymore.
After watching all of it, I can’t help myself but to be sad (even with the horrible ending lol), the end of a great adventure, even if it is the dumbest thing I have ever watched, still made me feel nostalgic of my favourite childhood game. I will be rewatching this in the future, always a smile on my face and my throat burning of laughter.
I wonder how stuff like the name screens were translated. I mean the letters in the animations also were that means that they either are made for the whole alphabet in every color or taht they are automatically created.
If you guys made them insane job thought they were real.
Bad Paper Mario translations always have something in common.
Paper Mario becoming Book of Mario.
And BT
This is my favorite game of all time so I'm glad to see still being played even in 2024.
Thank you for making my day better bro. This was absolutely hilarious 12:08
2:15:23
I love that one guy on the left who's credited for listening x)
Don’t watch this while drinking something! I’m talking from experience… 😅
These videos are so underrated they deserve so many more likes! The voices are amazing!
"Book of Mario: PaInT sYrInGeS"
Also...
The Queen of Peaches (Princess Peach): I aM a MuRdErEr.
1:10:22 Moo! Dunno why that one broke me but it did
1:53:26 huh. I have heard that before.
It's not something I thought I'd ever see twice, but... here we are
"I can't stand!"😂
I absolutely love this mod. One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a bit.
finally
book of mario of my personal favorite paper mario game
yes i am an avid color splash defender how can you tell
5:24 No no no, at the beginning it said your playing as MARY, not MARIO! completely different characters
So, looks like mario was a demigod until he was killed and skinned. Restaurant praising to him, Browser doesn't know who's Mario is, but part of his slaves praising them too.
psychopathic murder in a vessel of a floating paper bucket scaring their enemies by fooling them that Mary is mario, works for him if they always die.
maybe Mary just have a curse being always misspelled.
and i feel like he has even more curses, and maybe one of them: turning everyone around you too 🎷y.
and having over 9 personalities, one reviews all cards, one examines and telling to Mary his opinion on them, and another is giving most basic things, very original names, health into horses, coins into economy, and more.
and another one may reviewing their enemy while drunk, and it can read all enemies memories and their past.
and according to Louis, brother of Mary, their father dissapeared, and they have children from nowhere.
3:59 (Half-serious) How does Google Translate get “Racist” from the texts of these video games?
That happened in Fatguy703’s Book of Mario 64 with the FP Plus badge too.
This series is a Masterpiece
One of the best projects I've ever been a part of. Thank you for having me here to be funny!
I never thought there would be another Book of Mario. This was awesome!
This is such a funny video, the randomized translated text makes me laugh so much, sometimes the conversations between characters make literally no sense, its hilarious
I think Queen of Shadows left uh, some influence on Peach back in rogue harbor.....
edit: Do you think some of the npcs talk about mario like he's dead because of what happened in 64? (the star spirits possessing his corpse)
edit 2: 2:13:21 Oh hey, just like Tinka says to Peaches in BOM64
3:22 - I think I’ve seen this anime before.
45:11 “Mario, let go. The incident happened four years ago.”
"hello, four :3, just let it go. First of all-"
"Oh shit-"
*Explodes*
This was so good, 2 hours of pure funny, thank you 😂
I swear to god there is some sort of lore that spreads beyond Undertale and Deltarune Ai.
Mainly because Paul is here and mental health is mentioned by Peach.
The only difference is that this Ai is more obsessed with war, Paul, BT, Death and Mario. That doesn’t mean the political side is gone though.
my honest reaction to that information
3:46 i died with this XD
8:05 and also with this one
1:47:39 just a lil timestamp for me
I love how Huey is a complete war criminal, peach is a jerk, and the Toads are Horny Right Wings
12:12 I swear google translate will make RUclips to show the user desecration is advised on this video before it plays
2:07 this had me dying
I’m only 50 minutes in and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard I don’t know if I’m gonna make it through this alive 😭😭
paper Mario color splash is my favourite paper Mario game, and I am so grateful that this masterpiece of a video exists🔥🔥🔥
Every single one of these clips are comedy gold
12:15 is a very... "valuable" skill.
I've recently started watching this and I couldn't stop laughing through the entire 2 hour video, This might be the best video I ever saw on RUclips
27:51
Putting a timestamp because it makes me laugh
Black
House boozer!
(the shadow of the game over text isnt changed, literally unplayable)
This brought me many laughs, goofs, and gaffs. So I'm subscribing
Why is Huey kinda relatable here 😭
Excuse me what
@@Solargress minus the uh you know.
The bad stuff 😭 he is relatable
Especially at 1:05:29
@@Metahunt638bro hates children
@@Solargress I just don’t like some children
You guys were hilarious and are underrated! You’ve earned my sub 😊
9:50 Relateable have a great day
Tap 52:10 for him.
Thank you for Jesus
29:27 What are you, a spider? Are you *Muffet??*
Me and my brother always hated each other's interests but this was what always brought us together lol
Oh my GOSH, geez this is the funniest thing I've ever seen...and the FACT HEWY SCREAMED! and the fact that hewy said "mario...you have to kiss me" was the best part of the playthrough
2:21
Reminds me of the intro to Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus.
2:07 HELP HUEY TRANSLATES TO UwU HELP
this too
42:07
1:15:50 it's an actual channel, you should listen
Oh trust me, im aware 💀
Thank you for showing me this. I absolutely hate Color Splash, but this mod fixes every problem I had with it.
45:29 so basically wicked the musical🤷