I Badly Translated ALL of Paper Mario: Color Splash
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- I've made a full compilation of my entire Book Of Mario: Paint Syringes highlights, I hope you all enjoy! Expect more content like this in the future!
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Hi I cut the intro because I thought it was too generic and It made me cringe, I had no idea that it breaks timestamps, and also that you can’t undo it. My bad guys, timestamps are like 12 seconds off ageisvsksbs 💀
Can't spell Solargress without the L
Are you doing origami king??? I need more please
@@SomniSerotonin seen it already. Wouldn’t have any funny reactions
@@Solargress I can tell you saw 64 but what about TTYD?
@@MoonlightMirage ofc ive seen ttyd
12:25 ah, yes, the iconic sequel to the King in Yellow: "The Guy in Yellow"
We got The King In Yellow, we got The Baby In Yellow and now we have the guy in yellow
@@bobproctor4168 i was going to say something about the baby in yellow lol
5 handsome men will be forever iconic
5 guys
five guys if it was awesome
@@endro555 trueeeee
Yo Kai Watch fan spotted
Toadal dude!?!?!
41:52
"Vecalius. Invictissimi. What is the color of the House that can be heard and has human skeletons"
- Paul
THE PLOT THICKENS
What is the color on roof of a house with human skeletons and should be heard?
Need to get rid of Rihanna? In September, Paul. In September.
What color is Lewis pantalona? Blue, green or green?
But never forget the words of wisdom we got from Book of Mario 64. "Be woke, be cool. A calm spirit is smarter." -Goombape, circa 2019
Wasn't that Goverman?
@@BitcrushedMozart Nope. Goombape said it to Goverman when Goverman was about to leave with Mario
@@raarasunai4896 Right, I remember now. I wonder if Goombape was the creator of the woke chuckola from Thousands of Doors.
I don’t remember Book of Mario 64 as much as Thousands of Doors
@@ItsSiebay fewer people have played through it compared to Thousands of doors. In fact the only 2 I know of who have are Fatguy and Stryder
i am always so amazed that all these translated paper mario hacks are always so consistent with their own themes or between games like every toad wanting to die, talk about credit cards and technology, and huey wanting to kill literally EVERYONE
this was hilarious
Not to mention the reoccurring appearance of “I came”
out of every translation of a videogame, this is the one completely full of perverse and war obsessed freaks
haven’t laughed this hard in a while, great content
Soo, the lore I'm getting so far:
- Mario and Peach (who is 12 years old) go to check on "Port Prison", a prison colony, and find out that the toads have recently lost control over the island and now the prisoners have taken over. There is a lot of drug trade, assault and tax increase and as a result the toads are all depressed and just want to die.
- Mario tries to regain control over the island using his hacker skills. He is accompanied by "Uncle Howie", a sentient paint-bucket with a split personality that probably represents his different colours. One side is in love with Mario and hates drugs and profanity, the other side is completely unhinged, smokes, drinks, makes innuendos and tells Mario to end himself on a regular basis.
- As it turns out, there is some strange, twisted mindset present on the island, where about everyone wants to die or kill you and ways to do so (like cancer) are celebrated and given out like good luck charms. With the frequent mentions of god, satan and sin, it is possible that the whole place is not real and instead some form of hellish purgatory. Everyone is trapped in a collective nightmare and most are trying to escape it by dying (but fail, as the pirate toad later mentions, that he already killed himself). This might be a divine punishment, because the pirate toad says "remember what happened in the Garden of Eden".
- Mario hopes that obtaining the Naked Stars will end the nightmare
- Update: The different reality theory is kind of confirmed later by Uncle Howie, when he says that they "can't go back to earth"
So kinda like Everhood???????
Spoiler alert but Peach is actually the Queen of Iran
@@Iexist8003 and she is a murderer
and also half of the time they try to marry
Huey’s dialogue fits every scene so much that I refuse to believe this isn’t the original game’s dialogue
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
46:19
A POLAND DOES NOT FEAR DEATH
A POLAND DOES NOT FEAR DEATH
A POLAND DOES NOT FEAR DEATH
A POLAND DOES NOT FEAR DEATH
halfway through im slowly starting to realize that i've been watching a fever dream masterpiece. and i so love this series for it.
2:00:22 Oh lord! Did we get a Lil' Fat addressing the Queen of Shadows here?!
Koosloo_Ulia (1:15:43)'s only video is a slightly unnerving video of some kind of map, titled "Real footage of Solargress' house". Strange background music adds to the dissonant video, and the most unusual part is that it was posted before this video. By at least 3 months.
Thats because this is a compliation of every highlight episode which came before this. Koosloo is a troll account that comments on a lot of my videos but I still dont know who he is lmao
At the title screen, it says “hold on to something” and that makes a lot of sense, considering what’s coming up.
Don’t watch this while drinking something! I’m talking from experience… 😅
Every time I see “no sex” I can’t stop laughing
Founding of the internet be like:
38:38
How can something be so funny and stupid but at the same time consistent enough for making an entire story that actually makes sense!?
29:42
I just KNEW the Swoop species were a communist group all this time!
They will take over the world with “alcohol!”
3:46 i died with this XD
8:05 and also with this one
This has got to be one of the most worth 2 hours of my life!
2:07 this had me dying
After watching all of it, I can’t help myself but to be sad (even with the horrible ending lol), the end of a great adventure, even if it is the dumbest thing I have ever watched, still made me feel nostalgic of my favourite childhood game. I will be rewatching this in the future, always a smile on my face and my throat burning of laughter.
1:53:26 huh. I have heard that before.
It's not something I thought I'd ever see twice, but... here we are
"I can't stand!"😂
I never thought there would be another Book of Mario. This was awesome!
finally
book of mario of my personal favorite paper mario game
yes i am an avid color splash defender how can you tell
I absolutely love this mod. One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a bit.
This entire video absolutely folded me, and also got me out of my health-related depression. I knew it was not a good idea to eat or drink during this video, but the one time I did not abstain and sipped some water I almost immediately drowned. Seriously, this video does not skip a beat. The editing absolutely makes this. Phenomenal job guys. Underrated channel too.
1:39:51 fucking sent me
3:59 (Half-serious) How does Google Translate get “Racist” from the texts of these video games?
That happened in Fatguy703’s Book of Mario 64 with the FP Plus badge too.
This is as long as a movie, and I would genuinely buy this on DVD
This series is a Masterpiece
12:15 is a very... "valuable" skill.
"hello, four :3, just let it go. First of all-"
"Oh shit-"
*Explodes*
I've recently started watching this and I couldn't stop laughing through the entire 2 hour video, This might be the best video I ever saw on RUclips
2:07 HELP HUEY TRANSLATES TO UwU HELP
this too
42:07
9:50 Relateable have a great day
paper Mario color splash is my favourite paper Mario game, and I am so grateful that this masterpiece of a video exists🔥🔥🔥
I hadn't laughed this hard in MONTHS this is one of the best videos I've ever seen
3:22 - I think I’ve seen this anime before.
With that one shy guy asking if this is the first war in the beginning, does this mean that this game canonically takes place at the beginning of the book of mario timeline?
Did you know if you 100% the game, a cutscene appears after the credits showing Huey might be alive?
27:51
Putting a timestamp because it makes me laugh
book of mario 64 and book of mario: thousands of doors finally have new installments
"The Book of Mario" sounds like a title of an unironically serious novel
Why is Huey kinda relatable here 😭
Excuse me what
@@Solargress minus the uh you know.
The bad stuff 😭 he is relatable
Especially at 1:05:29
@@Metahunt638bro hates children
@@Solargress I just don’t like some children
Tap 52:10 for him.
Thank you for Jesus
29:27 What are you, a spider? Are you *Muffet??*
Badly translating and untranslating text was the original method of getting goofy AI sentences
my honest reaction to that information
This is definitely one of the paper Mario walkthroughs of all time.
1:05:59 - A wholesome affirmation for anyone who needs it
Thank you for showing me this. I absolutely hate Color Splash, but this mod fixes every problem I had with it.
i don´t usually watch gameplays but damn I sat through this whole video
ah yes, we have Death, Jesus, Lewis, Matthew, ALSO Jesus (for some reason), Cheese Cream, and Mark
1:15:43 Someone made a real channel called this, lmao
Im aware unfortunately 💀
This is now objectively better than TTYD! 😊
Never seen the game so it was extra funny watching this. Really enjoyed this 🎉
Book Of Mario: Paint Syringes
45:29 so basically wicked the musical🤷
This and your great book of Mario series has been some of the most hilarious things Ive seen all year I rewatch your videos when I need a laugh. also I was wondering was it you that said you never played bug fables? Id love to see you play through that blind and google translated if it exists.
Never played bug fables, yeah. There is a google translated version called Error Blame though
Every introduced character
Mary: 0:28
Louis: 2:07:15
The queen on peaches: (being the most accurate one) 0:07
Death: 36:21
Jesus: 52:09
Lewis: (Ludwigs second middle name) 1:13:43
Matthew: 1:36:43
Jesus 2: (damit there was no introduction) 1:51:38
Asia America: 1:55:17
Cheese Cream: 2:03:18
Mark: 2:08:26
What sort of fan-fiction is this
The shunned guy was Todd? Now THAT'S a plot twist!
2:13:02 So heartfelt, so brave, oh my.
It only took ten and a half minutes for "I came, take it!" to show up. Truly the Book of Mario.
36:25 I sorta knew from the start that it would do something like that.
1:29:46
The way he said it makes me laugh every time
Thanks for this incredibly funny compilation. Hilarious editing too :D
i can’t believe book of mario is back
This is wholesome. I never laughed for so long since a while😂😂🤣🤣
33:15 🏴
I'm only three minutes in and I'm almost choking on my scrambled eggs.
4:04 bro thinks hes sisyphus prime
1:58:25 highlight of the century
stereotypes of each character
Mary.the main character idolized by all frogs
uwu.the character who loves Mary very much
louis.the most random character ever
the queen of peaches.a monster in the shape of a person
browser.the character who has a huge prejudice against mary
"Hold on to something"
*casually grips side of bed*
Damn this google translate is probably the most questionable I’ve seen
I think this is the most hilarious video I ever seen
this is my favorite video to date. its so funny oh my god. i came.
This is just Backstroke of the West
I LOVE IT
How are some of these translations even possible? There’s a lot of internet slang and stuff that’s just _not_ in the dictionary
I will save as many tomatoes as possible. You have my word Moe from prison management.
Peach Is going dark
I love pressing A to Bongo
1:00:38 saving this for later
1:50:55
*Go for a walk.*
No, I'm playing Paint Syringes!
Thwank you Mr Furryet man!!!!
Paper Mario Incest Splash
We all know the next "book of mario"
the paint is made with WHAT AGAIN-
Any one remember when the zxmany try to do this with origami king?
the soggy shyguy was actually pretty accurate to the game
46:35 something about the chain chomp section is scuffed cus I also died a bunch for dumb reasons.
16:40 Festa do Mar is a rough Brazilian Portuguese translation of “Sea Party”
59:40 Pacific Piranha Plant Pirate
HELP THIS VIDEO IS WAY TOO FUNNY
2:10 deviantArt: [aggressive sweating intensifies]
I was laughing the entire video
No wonder the toads went crazy. It’s likely because it’s been just them and no one else since Sticker Star!
I Translated the word Mario 100 times and it came up with: pink nuke