Portal But the Entire Game is Google Translated

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @DeadwaterGaming
    @DeadwaterGaming  3 года назад +3433

    The cover of 'Still Alive' got copyright claimed, so apologies if there's a million ads on the video.
    Also, just to clarify a few things; we didn't make this mod, (or the 'Still Alive' credits cover). We only did the voice acting and vocal effects for GlaDOS and the turrets. All credit belongs to BinkusTheTrinkus for actual creation of the mod and the amazing end credits acapella.

  • @PsychadelicoDuck
    @PsychadelicoDuck 3 года назад +7777

    Portal actually really works google-translated. Ratman's scribblings become the ramblings of a legit madman, Glados and the turrets become botched AIs spouting weird nonhuman metaphors and going off on tangents, and it's all just not-garbled enough to try to sort of almost see the meaning underneath it. It all creates a very surreal and unsettling vibe that... fits the original.

    • @DeadwaterGaming
      @DeadwaterGaming  3 года назад +1376

      I wholeheartedly agree. It's like an unintentional or accidental masterpiece.

    • @farhantube7416
      @farhantube7416 3 года назад +209

      and that i love beijing tianemen on the radio

    • @floydhebert3684
      @floydhebert3684 3 года назад +130

      This was Valve’s true vision for Portal all along

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +55

      so play this mod to rexperience the portal story like its semi remade

    • @N00N01
      @N00N01 3 года назад +28

      Maybe valve forgot to put it trough translate

  • @auzabraar
    @auzabraar 3 года назад +3554

    "Unless you have a specific destination, you're just moving the car and wasting gas" is actually a pretty good quote 31:09

    • @cliftut
      @cliftut 3 года назад +173

      Yeah, I was thinking, "If a car was indeed present and in use - quite true!"

    • @zynstein
      @zynstein 3 года назад +197

      Google translated Glad0s,one of the greatest philosophers of the modern age

    • @dotdot5906
      @dotdot5906 2 года назад +9

      Something like that one scene from HLM2

    • @nessxsavior
      @nessxsavior 2 года назад +92

      _”Your whole life is a math. I am ready to fix any math.”_

    • @espenstoro
      @espenstoro 2 года назад +12

      This comment genuinely aged well.

  • @alanwie3914
    @alanwie3914 3 года назад +3551

    25:38
    *"I will kill you and all the bread is gone."*
    Guess that someone was teleporting bread again

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz 3 года назад +164

      Except their teleporters didn't give the bread supertumors.

    • @ethanbudlong718
      @ethanbudlong718 3 года назад +44

      no no the someone cut the bread too much

    • @bread604
      @bread604 3 года назад +22

      No

    • @pyraffin
      @pyraffin 3 года назад +92

      _...Dear god_

    • @ethanbudlong718
      @ethanbudlong718 3 года назад +17

      @@pyraffin bread

  • @novabearbear
    @novabearbear 2 года назад +1476

    31:16
    "Your whole life is a math. I am ready to fix *any* math."
    I am going to use this line.

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 2 года назад +27

      when i walk i don’t do math

    • @maginekris
      @maginekris Год назад +8

      lol ikr!

    • @user-xu1ce4ri4h
      @user-xu1ce4ri4h Год назад +39

      It kind of sounds oddly supportive, like you're equipped to deal with all of life's problems.

    • @paracetamol11037
      @paracetamol11037 Год назад

      4 2 0 l i k e s , I l o v e t h I s c o m m e n t

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Год назад +11

      Im going to beat Albert Einstein after this

  • @vladimirputin3426
    @vladimirputin3426 2 года назад +492

    30:23 i've never heard so much anger portrayed in 3 lines, absolutely beautiful voice acting

  • @tech34756
    @tech34756 3 года назад +1342

    A can of diseases sounds about right for Aperture, as part of their new healthcare range.
    “Cave Johnson here, we’ve packed 57 varieties of diseases into this can to help boost your immune system”

    • @埊
      @埊 3 года назад +68

      Helth 10000

    • @thisisahandle01
      @thisisahandle01 3 года назад +90

      That is definitely something he would say

    • @themountaindude
      @themountaindude 3 года назад +35

      This Works Too Well. You can make an A.I. say this line in C. Johnson's voice. But I forgot 💀 where that website is

    • @slycooper1001
      @slycooper1001 2 года назад +3

      @@themountaindude "11 ai" i think?

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 2 года назад +99

      "They say that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so if you're one of the lucky few who survived all 57 diseases, congratulations. You are now among the strongest men who ever lived. I'd shake your hand, but you're also a carrier, so you'll have to be quarantined until our engineers can get the incinerator back up to optimal temperature."

  • @sirmorp8662
    @sirmorp8662 3 года назад +1749

    What did the fish ever do to be so aggressively called "straight rubbish?" Nothing short of money laundering, I'm sure.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +22

      rubbish

    • @Random_Crow3
      @Random_Crow3 3 года назад +25

      That was my favorite scene, had me dying xD

    • @thisisahandle01
      @thisisahandle01 3 года назад +27

      I had to replay that four times before i could hear it over my own laughter.

    • @sami32e
      @sami32e 3 года назад +34

      For some reason, Google translate REALLY dislikes fish.
      "Fishing is a farce" - Goverman, Book of Mario 64

    • @vdonutxvii3241
      @vdonutxvii3241 2 года назад +8

      i think he dont likes fish

  • @nevets5
    @nevets5 3 года назад +3268

    The radio is Hong Kong 97's theme.

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames 3 года назад +153

    I love how this playthrough went from showcasing the mod, to figuring out how to play Portal again

  • @SUNBEAM_404
    @SUNBEAM_404 2 года назад +307

    17:44 That transition from singing to screaming got me. 🤣

  • @cola98765
    @cola98765 3 года назад +986

    4:34 "Please help improve this article or section by expanding it"
    Suddenly I'm on Wikipedia.

    • @Inksans34
      @Inksans34 3 года назад +148

      The free online encyclopedia anyone can edit?!

    • @埊
      @埊 3 года назад +29

      @@Inksans34 The free online encyclopedia that has everything translated into English lang

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +65

      @@Inksans34 the free online encyclopedia that anyone from Black Mesa can edit!

    • @TheGibusDemo
      @TheGibusDemo 3 года назад +20

      @@TinyDeskEngineer HELLO, GORD- yes

    • @themountaindude
      @themountaindude 3 года назад +16

      @@TheGibusDemo Look, another scientist! *[gunshot sound]*

  • @charlesprichard5235
    @charlesprichard5235 3 года назад +959

    "I do not sleep you know" is a legitimately eerie line

  • @eruk4678
    @eruk4678 3 года назад +1862

    This creates a surprisingly cohesive narratives about GladOs being Chell’s deranged sister turned into a rogue AI. I was surprisingly invested in the story.

    • @Father_of_Death
      @Father_of_Death 3 года назад +43

      Does this mean that Chell knew Caroline?

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 года назад +10

      @@Father_of_Death It seems possible.

    • @dr.wallacebreen3859
      @dr.wallacebreen3859 3 года назад +29

      The turret at 11:25 sounds like a grunt from halo 3.

    • @laayiv9449
      @laayiv9449 3 года назад +19

      I've heard a theory that Caroline, who is part of Glados l, was Chell's mother.

    • @praxiseffect84
      @praxiseffect84 3 года назад +1

      Your 666th like your welcome🤣

  • @eboii731
    @eboii731 2 года назад +112

    "However, before we begin, it is important to remember that although fun and learning are important goals of enrichment activities, they can be devastating" Sounds like something that would be in the actual game

  • @anonymoushuman6651
    @anonymoushuman6651 3 года назад +101

    17:45
    4-year-old me at the doctor getting my first shot

  • @OpposingFork
    @OpposingFork 3 года назад +1707

    Can't wait to see the beloved protagonist, Turtle Shell

    • @archdornan1722
      @archdornan1722 3 года назад +99

      Her name is Katie because when he escaped Glados said "Katie, what are you doing".

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz 3 года назад +69

      @@archdornan1722 And also Camille. Katie Camille.

    • @switchyduckk
      @switchyduckk 3 года назад +48

      @@boxcarz Camile is also a white boy

    • @miimiiandco
      @miimiiandco 3 года назад +3

      From New Super Mario Bros?

    • @kykoa
      @kykoa 3 года назад +2

      @@archdornan1722 I don't remember Glados saying the protagonist's name

  • @crullestcow5395
    @crullestcow5395 3 года назад +445

    "You can find more information
    on our website" Did anyone else think that part of the song actually sounded pretty good.

    • @perodactyl490
      @perodactyl490 3 года назад +6

      (aperture logo) Download our website!

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules Год назад +7

      It's like a perfect storm, the translation put together something that is a completely normal thing to say in English that is also perfectly timed for the tune, but still makes no sense in context.

  • @utterderc
    @utterderc 3 года назад +661

    "Never make a decision."
    The rule i live by

    • @CityofButterfly
      @CityofButterfly 3 года назад +42

      When you try, you will lose.

    • @philadelphus3570
      @philadelphus3570 3 года назад +5

      I very nearly got Pepsi Max all over my keyboard at that line.

    • @jokerguycz
      @jokerguycz 2 года назад

      well in greek the term heretic means "the one who chooses" so I guess you are on the right track.

  • @denverbeek
    @denverbeek 2 года назад +39

    "If you feel thirsty and dizzy, please feel free to leave."
    Chell: *Don't mind if I do.*

  • @julian.net.6356
    @julian.net.6356 2 года назад +63

    31:04 THAT IS YOU THAT IS THE SOUND OF YOUR THROAT

  • @wooflakes
    @wooflakes 3 года назад +548

    I've just been looking at the captions and man
    [Elevator Canoe]
    [Pope music]
    [Fitzgerald Gate]
    [Pedastrian Rotation]
    [Gloria Fluorescente Lux]
    [Strong Baseball]
    [Zachary Diet Source Port Algan]
    Who am I kidding i can't write all of these

    • @gameaddict11707
      @gameaddict11707 3 года назад +100

      "Smiling Ball Empire" sounds like a hell of a band name.

    • @dabmasterars
      @dabmasterars 3 года назад +68

      [Sound of sound disappears]

    • @fakespike1
      @fakespike1 3 года назад +49

      [Call Taskulan Chatisco Cha]

    • @1oftheben798
      @1oftheben798 3 года назад +50

      [Real Power]

    • @paravostok
      @paravostok 3 года назад +63

      [Higher education]

  • @BinkusTheTrinkus
    @BinkusTheTrinkus 3 года назад +1983

    I just want to point out that when I sent Voice Actor audition forms to these two, I totally wasn't expecting them to try out for GLaDOS and the turrets - I thought they were going to be Developer Commentary nodes like in Lost Coast: GTE. I was losing hope that I'd ever find good enough VA's and was just going to make these roles text-to-speech, but then I listened to their auditions and it absolutely made my day. Massive shoutout to these two gents for making Portal: GTE so much more epic than I ever thought it would be.

    • @Commrade-DOGE
      @Commrade-DOGE 3 года назад +38

      Can you link me the still alive remix

    • @SolarKid123
      @SolarKid123 3 года назад +9

      Portal 2?

    • @SolarKid123
      @SolarKid123 3 года назад +8

      If you do a Portal 2 version of this can I audition for GLaDOS?

    • @BinkusTheTrinkus
      @BinkusTheTrinkus 3 года назад +72

      @@SolarKid123 If I do Portal 2 GTE (still undecided) then I'll likely just have Mahogany reprise the role of GLaDOS. That being said, Portal 2 (whether I or someone else leads the project) will have plenty of parts to audition for.

    • @theaxolotlgod1204
      @theaxolotlgod1204 3 года назад +35

      PLEASE do portal 2. I know it would be much longer of a project but there's so many lines that could be turned into equally funny ones.

  • @camcatz
    @camcatz 2 года назад +169

    29:58 I find it very funny that as soon as you pick up the Intelligence Core, it starts almost solely talking about some very weird recipes until it's destroyed, with only a moment of getting off topic about fish. Though you could also interpret that fish talk as part of the recipes, which is also very hilarious and weird.

    • @joltz..2042
      @joltz..2042 7 месяцев назад

      THE FISH IS STRAIGHT RUBBISH

  • @wojciechkaliszuk7145
    @wojciechkaliszuk7145 2 года назад +13

    "pedastrian rotation"
    "powerful soccer"
    "smiling ball empire"
    "zachary diet source port algan"
    "strong baseball"
    "horror i"
    "cancel pen"
    "the fire station"
    "fitzgerald gate"
    "original shooting of gon's gate"
    "call taskulan chatisco cha"
    "turret retire"
    "error discriminate?"
    "can't use"
    "search engine optimization is possible!"
    "ancient hair"
    "tastes good"
    "I'm overwhelmed"
    "trip to England"
    "ethyl benzene is just like fish"
    "tuna'
    "grow"
    "no McKinks"
    "real power"
    "[naxo high -pitched musician]"
    "Australia Australia"
    "remember the crash"
    "birds of prey"
    "sound of sound dissapears"

  • @jmel4693
    @jmel4693 3 года назад +628

    Pope: enters the room
    *Portal music starts playing*

  • @theaxolotlgod1204
    @theaxolotlgod1204 3 года назад +509

    "Ayo, someone cut the bread" absolutely murdered me.

    • @guitardog99
      @guitardog99 Год назад +3

      7:26 “[Fitzgerald Gate]”
      Glad to know the well-renowned novelist worked in Aperture Science!

    • @campeãodomundo2137
      @campeãodomundo2137 9 месяцев назад +2

      22:49

  • @GarbageManThe4th
    @GarbageManThe4th 3 года назад +178

    27:50 "Do you want to get married? I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. How is that?"

  • @user-et2rl9oi5l
    @user-et2rl9oi5l 10 месяцев назад +38

    17:27 "Give it a minuuute😩" I feel bro's words...

    • @BN-zv7tn
      @BN-zv7tn 8 месяцев назад +2

      Okay LSP

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 7 месяцев назад

      Who is lsp

    • @Sim0n_Wasmad
      @Sim0n_Wasmad 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@mrscruffles801 Lumpy Space Princess, an Adventure Time character. She's kinda known for acting like a moody spoiled teenager :p

  • @Ojtheghosttrainer
    @Ojtheghosttrainer 3 года назад +44

    "Your whole life is a math. I am ready to fix ANY math."
    My new pickup line.

  • @queenofnarnia1011
    @queenofnarnia1011 3 года назад +254

    "Beautiful! you are always motivated and competent in the face of extreme depression."
    that's more uplifting and motivating to hear than "just dont be depressed." google translated glados is my new pep-talker

    • @cliftut
      @cliftut 3 года назад +11

      Yeah, if we start a reply train, we can all receive our Glados pep talk on the regular, lol.

  • @bandband4498
    @bandband4498 3 года назад +758

    30:21
    Don't forget to decorate!
    Fish truck, Fish tank
    *Fish is straight RUBBISH!*
    I absolutely love Intelligence Core in this.

    • @arrontheprotogen9276
      @arrontheprotogen9276 2 года назад +7

      XD

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 2 года назад +68

      what gets me about that line is the table pound right before he says it, as if he's able to vocalize sound effects that would be picked up during recording

    • @Your_Average_Stickman_WasTaken
      @Your_Average_Stickman_WasTaken 2 года назад +25

      fish core

    • @deltalegacyone
      @deltalegacyone Год назад +12

      fish is straight rubbish made me laugh so hard

  • @FloofPuppy
    @FloofPuppy 3 года назад +349

    Do not put the device in the water even if it is placed in the water.
    Words of wisdom here.

    • @埊
      @埊 3 года назад +11

      tarret

    • @siren_gaming8565
      @siren_gaming8565 2 года назад +6

      Paradox

    • @Casonplayz
      @Casonplayz Год назад

      @@siren_gaming8565”THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE” - Glados portal 2

  • @supergavinman2771
    @supergavinman2771 2 года назад +65

    17:41 to 17:49 is so good it doesn't even need to be google translated to be funny, those 8 seconds are a funny clip on their own.

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese Год назад +2

      Facts lmao, I especially love how he was singing a cursed variation on the Magic School Bus theme lol

  • @n00bxl71
    @n00bxl71 7 месяцев назад +8

    28:39
    "So I think neurotoxin emissions are hot, Relax"

  • @maxbud8435
    @maxbud8435 3 года назад +663

    Chell explores the Portuguese branch of Aperture Science.

    • @leandrosouza48-t8t
      @leandrosouza48-t8t 3 года назад +58

      *Ora Pois Intensifies*

    • @yopassthefuckinsalt922
      @yopassthefuckinsalt922 3 года назад +40

      @@leandrosouza48-t8t *Angry Manuel noises*

    • @DarkDrifty
      @DarkDrifty 3 года назад +18

      Haha finally tugas sabem oq é portal

    • @marsmensch1540
      @marsmensch1540 3 года назад +25

      Now it's time of Portugal to be explored
      (this comment was made by brazilian gang)

    • @DarkDrifty
      @DarkDrifty 3 года назад +14

      @@marsmensch1540 then come here we will recive you with love and care :)

  • @flashtag4976
    @flashtag4976 3 года назад +216

    34:59 "Look at me when I keep talking about when I need to do science"
    Basically sums up GLaDOS in portal 1.

  • @BoyPagcu
    @BoyPagcu 3 года назад +423

    31:10
    GLaDOS: "unless you have a specific destination. you're just moving the car and wasting gas."

    • @1oftheben798
      @1oftheben798 3 года назад +27

      True

    • @npcgaming3217
      @npcgaming3217 3 года назад +68

      I mean she's right

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook 3 года назад +30

      Damn Portuguese Glados spitting fire

    • @埊
      @埊 3 года назад +9

      Portuguian glados spitis faxes.

    • @Knollag
      @Knollag Год назад +1

      I'm portuguese, and that's intirely true

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +106

    "You are always motivated and competent when faced with extreme depression" [5:57]
    To non Portal fans, that is one of the clues that something is terribly wrong with GLaDOS. Since one of the rules of robotics is that no robots can lie. GLaDOS just outright lied to the player.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Год назад +6

      So I'm not motivated and competent in the face of extreme depression?

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese Год назад +2

      I guess she was still waiting her turn to read the copy of the laws of robotics that they were all given to share XD

  • @noxious_nights
    @noxious_nights 2 года назад +37

    33:43 "John"

  • @st.paddymad7085
    @st.paddymad7085 3 года назад +618

    “THE FISH IS STRAIGHT RUBBISH!”
    That’s another classic one right there. And we saw Cicero’s name in the credits, so this mod was another well-made masterpiece. I cannot wait for Half-Life 2 and its episodes.

  • @2huDrew
    @2huDrew 3 года назад +1409

    "The Portal will appear in two years." I take it that's when we get Portal 3.

    • @daigonmocs0785
      @daigonmocs0785 3 года назад +27

      Dont get your hopes up dude

    • @nicolai_savciuc
      @nicolai_savciuc 3 года назад +32

      The portal will never appear

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant 3 года назад +3

      @@nicolai_savciuc ypo









      Just Monika.
      edit like a year later: idk why but i thought it'd be a good idea to troll people by hiding a ddlc reference under a read more.
      i literally don't remember doing it
      probably was sleep deprived af lol

    • @npcgaming3217
      @npcgaming3217 3 года назад +6

      Try twenty two.

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant 3 года назад +6

      @@npcgaming3217 try fifty




      Fifty shades of monika
      edit like a year later: idk why but i thought it'd be a good idea to troll people by hiding a ddlc reference under a read more.
      i literally don't remember doing it
      probably was sleep deprived af lol

  • @pardoxia7242
    @pardoxia7242 3 года назад +526

    Favorite part:
    However, you can not get with the rest of the experiment and, unfortunately, *NEED TO BE EUTHANIZED*

    • @indigoecho9016
      @indigoecho9016 3 года назад +67

      "Government and domestic laws prevent you from living happily ever after, alone and without a partner. Camille, you have to *TIGHTEN* it!"

    • @SebR173
      @SebR173 3 года назад +34

      "THE FISH IS STRAIGHT RUBBISH!"

    • @180rotator
      @180rotator Год назад +12

      "You can find more information on our website"
      "It's funny, hahaha, *TIME CONSUMING OIL*"

    • @MrTax-mp4ju
      @MrTax-mp4ju Год назад +1

      Jesus christ. This is creepy.

  • @oscujic100
    @oscujic100 3 года назад +17

    16:03 Fellow child, you are a piece of work

  • @autotune1835
    @autotune1835 2 года назад +97

    7:20 I laughed much harder than I would’ve thought at this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IOA21
    @IOA21 3 года назад +628

    "Government and domestic laws prevent you from living happily ever after, alone and without a partner."
    This is the most true statement I've ever heard in my entire life!
    "Camille, you have to TIGHTEN IT."
    I lost my drink at this part, WHO IS CAMILLE, and WHAT are they tightening?!

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 3 года назад +17

      The first one is the plot of the Lobster in a nutshell.

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 3 года назад +45

      Camille is a plumber that failed to properly tighten the pipes and caused the flooding.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 3 года назад +16

      And on a similar note, who the beep is Shijo Booth?! XD

    • @paracetamol11037
      @paracetamol11037 Год назад +4

      The first line said at this comment reminded me of the Stanley parable

    • @Vexromm
      @Vexromm 9 месяцев назад

      The Ropes

  • @nowhed
    @nowhed 3 года назад +88

    I love how “the enrichment center” keeps changing
    “The House of Representatives” was my favorite

  • @donk2c
    @donk2c 3 года назад +3064

    My favorite game. *P 0 R T U G A L*

    • @YetAnotherInv
      @YetAnotherInv 3 года назад +181

      The part where you go to brazil to shoot the natives and take their land is my favourite.

    • @raiogelato6921
      @raiogelato6921 3 года назад +154

      YOU ARE GOING LEAVE BRAZIL

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant 3 года назад +49

      you are going to brazil









      Just Monika.

    • @cheeseman9072
      @cheeseman9072 3 года назад +92

      Ah yes, my favorite sequel: *Croatia*

    • @waterPsychiatrist
      @waterPsychiatrist 3 года назад +13

      @@YetAnotherInv i didn't do that

  • @mktwos
    @mktwos Год назад +31

    The radio at 1:30 is playing a cover of the repeating loop in the game “Hong Kong 97”.

    • @Roverfan24
      @Roverfan24 Год назад +4

      I thought I was the only one who recognized it LOL

    • @trulyNormalAccount
      @trulyNormalAccount 6 месяцев назад

      Do not touch the bzzz

  • @doodles990
    @doodles990 2 года назад +132

    32:45 As someone who has made a mod that replaces Still Alive, I know firsthand how difficult it can be to edit the lyrics script. I'm not surprised by the odd behavior part-way through.
    What a fantastic mod, though! The intelligence core killed me

  • @MonsterWind
    @MonsterWind 3 года назад +205

    8:17 'The dark art of the cake'
    Ah yes, SACRIFICE TO THE CAKE GODS

    • @ZeonGenesisEvangundam
      @ZeonGenesisEvangundam 2 года назад +27

      CAKE FOR THE CAKE GOD

    • @jasarigames4481
      @jasarigames4481 2 года назад +21

      @@ZeonGenesisEvangundam Cakes for the Cake Throne

    • @Hedontbite926
      @Hedontbite926 2 года назад +14

      @@jasarigames4481 they need to make a game called "cake may cry"

    • @SubroOrbus
      @SubroOrbus Год назад +5

      The cake is a lie!

    • @AnUnfortunatePotato
      @AnUnfortunatePotato 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah that tracks. Baking is already one of the dark arts.

  • @moai2533
    @moai2533 3 года назад +102

    The ending fight with glados feels like she's trying to give you hints while you're fighting her, but they're riddles

  • @copycat500
    @copycat500 3 года назад +134

    22:06 “Self? Sweet potato, I know you exist, I can know you here.”
    Talking to future potato self

  • @renatanekochan7150
    @renatanekochan7150 Год назад +33

    3:19 Aperture at it's finest.

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад +29

    I didn't think that _Portal_ could become even *more* _"Portal"_ than it already was, but I guess it happened.
    Also a lot of stuff the translator came up with seems to coincide with real lines from the second game.

  • @funneneym9965
    @funneneym9965 3 года назад +120

    Man Portugal is my favorite game that came in the box of oranges by Valvae

    • @gottagofastfaster
      @gottagofastfaster 3 года назад +23

      Where also you have It's Half Life adventures of Cicero and Team of Eagles 2.

    • @Turbs94945
      @Turbs94945 3 года назад +9

      Yes I too love Calf-Loaf episodic 1 and 2: The Adventures of Cicero II.

    • @ps92809
      @ps92809 3 года назад +2

      Discovering the caribbean and killing everyone was extremely fun, unfortunately I did not beat the boss level to get to Brazil

    • @BananaOk
      @BananaOk 3 года назад +3

      Os Espanhóis são uma mentira

    • @MagikalKrabical
      @MagikalKrabical 3 года назад +2

      Man Portugal is also my favourite game

  • @rosieleaverton
    @rosieleaverton 3 года назад +334

    This is hilarious XD
    Mahogany makes a good GLaDOS, and Timbleweebs' turrets are funny (I like the sound they make when they get put through the barrier)

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 3 года назад +5

      I agree.

    • @rosieleaverton
      @rosieleaverton 3 года назад +11

      @Hollow "Okay, shut up about The Office!"

    • @systemreb00ted
      @systemreb00ted 3 года назад +3

      @@DanteTorn I'm afraid I can't do that dave.

    • @siren_gaming8565
      @siren_gaming8565 2 года назад +1

      Turret: Theofficeoftheofficeoftheofficeoftheoffice…
      DeadWater Gaming: OK SHUTTUP ABOUT THE OFFICE

  • @copycat500
    @copycat500 3 года назад +72

    32:45 someone needs to release this song by itself no commentary. It’s the best

  • @Andrecio64
    @Andrecio64 Год назад +149

    23:50: THAT FUCKING DEEP *"N O"* KILLED ME OMG💀💀💀

    • @yobisute
      @yobisute 9 месяцев назад

      HAHHAAHAHAH

    • @rafaelsantana6096
      @rafaelsantana6096 8 месяцев назад +3

      *NO*

    • @Blahalel
      @Blahalel 7 месяцев назад +2

      All right white boy (context is like 30 seconds later)

  • @erikbrickman4461
    @erikbrickman4461 8 месяцев назад +3

    30:54 My favorite line:
    "Monkeys (Cough) (Cough) Really deadly (Cough) Coco (Laughs) do you laugh at me?"

  • @KerbsterCrushtic
    @KerbsterCrushtic 3 года назад +78

    "weight loss partner cuba"
    it's the cuban muscle crisis

  • @marsyasmaniac
    @marsyasmaniac 3 года назад +233

    Damn the new portal soundtrack kinda fire

  • @Swedish_Seahorse
    @Swedish_Seahorse 3 года назад +113

    Shijo booth is one of the greatest songs of all time

  • @Swordsoulreaver
    @Swordsoulreaver 2 года назад +14

    20:09 oh my god, he's downloading the entire internet for Russell.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +15

    12:03
    Chell : _(Kicks Turret off High Ground)_
    Turrets : "It's okay :("
    Katie : _(Kicks Turret off High Ground)_
    Google Turrets : _"I HATE YOU !!!"_

  • @AceOfCrowbars
    @AceOfCrowbars 3 года назад +164

    20:59 "He failed portal"
    I mean, the subtitles aren't wrong.

    • @toothbrush-guy
      @toothbrush-guy 2 года назад +4

      He couldn’t get past the turret part.

  • @ne3333t
    @ne3333t 3 года назад +197

    29:47 that scream is amazing

  • @megalodon1239
    @megalodon1239 3 года назад +68

    I love how during the still alive part, the team was google translated, and one of them was "i am a child"

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 3 года назад +14

      I can't believe my favourite game, Portugal, was made with child labor. This is so sad.

  • @SvartaSnuten
    @SvartaSnuten 2 года назад +14

    The way Glados talks almost makes it more believable and creepier.

  • @identocidal
    @identocidal Год назад +7

    i love how they took their time to explore every voice line possible. i don't know how they listened to pure gibberish for so long.

  • @Smol-vehvi
    @Smol-vehvi 3 года назад +129

    Unless you have a specific destination, you are just moving the car and wasting gas.
    -GLaDOS
    Deep stuff GLaDOS, deep stuff

  • @AleksWorkshop
    @AleksWorkshop 3 года назад +868

    WOOOOHOOOOO NEW VID! Good stuff guys

    • @RadionessYouTube
      @RadionessYouTube 3 года назад

      Привет товариш!
      Didn't expect you here!

    • @johnlime1469
      @johnlime1469 3 года назад +1

      Reload the portal gun in google translate

    • @fudgerounds91
      @fudgerounds91 3 года назад

      All that time reloading the page paid off I see.

    • @jordanium5593
      @jordanium5593 3 года назад

      You probably shoot glados with an m4 in the finalle

    • @jacksonez
      @jacksonez 3 года назад +1

      Why are you here?

  • @Rexfuselier
    @Rexfuselier 3 года назад +41

    32:19 "free work"- the sign in the background

  • @Hadaron
    @Hadaron Год назад +6

    1:06 - “what is this cursed music?”
    Meanwhile I’m having cursed flashbacks to Hong Kong ‘97

  • @ElInventor
    @ElInventor 11 месяцев назад +3

    "Unless you have a specific destination, you are just moving the car and wasting gas."
    You are goddamn right.

  • @Swatgun
    @Swatgun 3 года назад +65

    "Do not forget to decorate!
    Fish truck
    Fish tank
    The fish is straight rubbish
    Fish farm"

  • @Yakuza-Merkitzi
    @Yakuza-Merkitzi 3 года назад +105

    13:39 That part REALLY had me bloody laughin i tell ya.

    • @movagalbastomp
      @movagalbastomp 2 года назад +25

      My mans really said "laaalalalalalaaalalalalalalalal"

  • @unrivaledlukesalazar
    @unrivaledlukesalazar 3 года назад +46

    4:48
    that is the cutest noise i have heard come out of a human being

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +22

    7:38
    "One of The Animal Hunters will be sent to treat you with Peptic Acid and Adrenaline Rush"
    _Why does that feel like something GLaDOS would 100% say through the intercom ???_

  • @Gamma-wu2fj
    @Gamma-wu2fj Год назад +5

    22:47 "eyo, someone cut the bread..."

  • @Elz_und_Elz
    @Elz_und_Elz 3 года назад +84

    _”I implemented something known as timing!”_ -Phlegm Timbleweebs

  • @maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr
    @maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr 3 года назад +73

    17:48 Perfeclty cut scream, just _perfectly_ cut and I nearly choked when saw it the first time lmao

  • @michaelsamir3611
    @michaelsamir3611 3 года назад +97

    You guys should play the co-op mode as “at last” and “peep buddy”

  • @Commentingstick
    @Commentingstick 2 месяца назад +3

    21:54 "i don't care what they say" -GlaDOS

  • @0skar859
    @0skar859 2 года назад +12

    13:03
    That’s just what the turrets in this are

  • @funnybone6149
    @funnybone6149 3 года назад +54

    Soundtrack has been turned into the Sounds of Portugal

  • @N00N01
    @N00N01 3 года назад +53

    Its somehow 10 times better
    Glados is actually glitchy
    And the end song is a abselute BOP

  • @cyte5148
    @cyte5148 3 года назад +140

    "The portal will open in three reps. Two years. ONE."
    I can tell this is gonna be fun.

  • @pieman12345678987654
    @pieman12345678987654 3 года назад +10

    "Beautiful. You are always motivated and confident in the face of extreme depression." Seems like It could be a line from the actual game lmao

  • @dudeman_real
    @dudeman_real 8 месяцев назад +9

    4:55 Sisyphus pellet

  • @dreadacide
    @dreadacide 3 года назад +76

    This was really fun to voice act for, I'm by no means a professional but I must say that the creator was great to work with and since you may not hear me due to only voicing some lines in the dev commentary mode of the game, I hope you enjoy the absolute hilarity of this mod! Have an amazing day, and btw this video was great

    • @BinkusTheTrinkus
      @BinkusTheTrinkus 3 года назад +14

      They will be doing a part 2 soon, where they go through the game with the developer commentary!

    • @dreadacide
      @dreadacide 3 года назад +7

      @@BinkusTheTrinkus oh sweet

  • @Spacebugg
    @Spacebugg 3 года назад +23

    13:45 you made turret's spirit angry he will haunt you forever

  • @PeacefulRises
    @PeacefulRises 3 года назад +95

    4:34 “Please help improve this article or section by expanding it”
    What is this? Wikipedia?

    • @Pedro270707
      @Pedro270707 2 года назад +9

      The official Portal wiki

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat 2 года назад +3

      @@Pedro270707 The official Pedro270707 wiki

  • @Caldinovin
    @Caldinovin 2 года назад +2

    That radio is playing the song "I Love Beijing Tiananmen" a chinese children song except only a small section of it. Probably cause its more based on the small segment that is played and looped in that infamous "Hong Kong 97" game.

  • @Andrecio64
    @Andrecio64 Год назад +3

    Whorever that voiced "the fish is straight rubbish!" line is a genius.

  • @frozarburst6350
    @frozarburst6350 3 года назад +25

    I think I have an idea on the plot of this universe. Chell and Glados were sisters, but Glados suffered from violent thoughts to the point where her father thought she killed Chell one day (likely just being away from home a while longer than normal). To help her with her problems, they brought Glados to therapy, but when she needed the money, she applied for aperture science and decided to become an AI. From there, instead of helping, it only made things worse and now she's taken over the facility and wants to torment Chell, who's also applied for aperture to be with her sister as a tester for the portal gun.

    • @Knollag
      @Knollag Год назад +3

      Not portal gun, the portuguese gun

  • @lego174
    @lego174 3 года назад +164

    The adventure of Katie, who goes through a testing facility as she works for free.

  • @Durraxan
    @Durraxan 3 года назад +91

    Indisputably the most cursed of all the alternate earths that have Aperture.

  • @mandridhugh9555
    @mandridhugh9555 Год назад +5

    It took a while, but Vinesauce has finally played this, even listened in on all the re-done dev commentary notes.

  • @justforfallon
    @justforfallon Год назад +13

    18:21
    ayo is caroline a demon or is GLaDOS a demon