@LOAN NGUYEN number 15: burger king foot letuce the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get
This is just the story of Cicero Fryman looking for someone to experiment with. Which ends up with him opening a rift to another dimension where his true love, G man awaits.
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"Alright squad, our order is to kill every dumbass scientist in this hellhole. Don't ask questions, they pay us to kill, not think. Sergeant Smith, you will get payed by cash, our bank didn't open your account yet". "What? Captain, give me the phone please..."
7:44 *marine using a phone in the middle of a fight* “WHY do i NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?!” i can just imagine a marine hiding behind a crate with a rag over it, angrily swiping at an iphone screen yelling this
"Cicero, not to harken unto thee, and to rotate the begin to rise up." We should have like a medieval version of hl1 "Cicero, stepeth into the chamber of trails, they await thee" "Cicero it is thou in thine body and soul, or rather I say glistening armor"
"Napkin Story" and "YOU be unconscious" are the best lines in this mod, I just want to know how many languages they were put through to get the results we see. Edit: after re watching this I realized the barnacles were not invisible, but were pistols.
3:06 "For each line of text/dialogue, I put it through a varying amount of languages until I got something funny or interesting. The languages I most commonly use are Latin, Hawaiian, Maori, Xhosa, Kinyarwanda, Gujarati, and Arabic." P.S. I got from "Is that all you got?" to "Not at work", so this mod is authentic I guess...
I appreciate the voicing, but TTS would've actually been funnier IMHO. There's nothing quite like that signature dead pan delivery to accentuate absolute nonsense.
I can’t believe the amount of effort someone put into this! Not just translating all the speech but actually getting people to voice everything, and replacing the signs too? Also I have to believe they actually put all this through Google Translate because thinking up all this garbage personally is just crazy.
Replacing the signs is probably the most crazy. Voice acting and replacing the audio files is pretty simple. Sign replacing means you have to actively find every single sign in this damn game (which is nearly the entire game, discluding Xen) and replace them accordingly; still made an amazing game.
I absolutely adore the artistic marines. Dancing tango, studying and debating philosophy, caring for industry and its workers, being highly eloquent and romantic... 10/10 perfect men to send to clean up and silence a messed up scientific experiment on alien life.
I think it was polish. becouse it has a lots of similarities with polish language. there are a lots of words which actually mean multiple things. in English translation it's all halarious.
According to the mod creator, it was nearly every language, but mainly Hawaiian, Latin, and a few more. Apparently cicero came from the Latin translations, too.
You can tell the guy that VA'd the soldiers had so much fun Some of my personal favorites: "Take control immediately!" (7:15) "Oh...Swing the tango. And jump! Into shape!" (9:28) "You! Be unconscious!" (9:44) "Position...in position...done." (10:12)
@@lambdacore4127 yes, and in most places i say controversial stuff that gets me massive amount of hate. don't bother going there if you don't wanna see my bad side, most people don't like it
@@hlscientist8760 never said they were supposed to, just said most people don't like it i'm sure there's 1 guy out there who agrees that doomslayer is a horrible character but everyone else doesn't like me saying that
"Why are all of the Barneys so excited to die?" Dude, it's Black Mesa. I'm pretty sure most of the employees are ready to hang themselves with their ridiculous ties.
2:14 "Napkin story" "Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."
"you're old and wrong" They are so self aware. 8:48 I remember seeing this live on Twitch, still can't believe he managed to do all that and die a stupid way lol
@@incog0956 That's in a completely different chapter lol he did die from the pillar sticking out part. I can confirm as I died to it MANY times in Sven Co-op xd
I think that's the result of an interesting quirk of English. We got rid of all our informal pronouns, "thee" for example is the informal version of "you", but many languages still have theirs so it is a case of Google translating informal to informal.
@@squirrel_killer- But why would it translate it into early modern english? I don't get it. I know thee is still used but it's more of a victorian era remnant.
I don't know why, but Latin has a strong tendency to either COMPLETELY butcher the structure and meaning of a sentence and/or puts some of the words into King James-era English. As far as a remember, no other languages did this when I was making this mod.
@@BinkusTheTrinkus Woah, you made the mod? Props dude, I really enjoyed it! And yeah Latin is very.... context sensitive, so to say, as I've heard from a few friends who have to learn it in school.
@@areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda640 something that used a hard informal "you" which in english would be "thee" might confuse the rather literal translation based on hard definitions that is Google Translate. "Thee" is still technically part of our language, but normally we'd localize it out. Google Translate doesn't localize things only translate them. Human translation always results in mild localization even if we try to avoid it, we can't help ourselves. It's part of the sentence restructuring that needs to happen. Now how this happened would require knowing what language it was before hand, and what Google Translates database contains.
5:07 Guard: _”I also see oranges, the purpose of the columns... I want to ask of this person responsible for this matter”_ *HE KNOWS TOO MUCH! TAKE HIM OUT!*
just a t-shirt with a nametag: "Hello, my name is: C̸̨̨̡̬̘͚̹͉̖̲͋͊̆̊̎̑̾͝͠͠ḭ̸̢̢̯͍͎̥̳̣̈́͘̚̕ͅc̷̛̫̝̈́̎̈͑͗̇̑̌͆͆̊͝͝ę̷̛̛̜͈̖̲̘̖͔̖̦̼̭̣̬̘͌̈́̐̆̌̂́̒̃͘r̴̢̫͕̠̞̰̗͉͕̩͈̻͐͐̓̃̕͝͝ͅo̸̥̳̳̥̳̘͈̟̗̟̻̲̯̓̊͆̌̎̾͜͝͠ͅ ̴̤̣̺́̔̆̔̈̓̅͘̚F̶̧̧̫̞̪͕͕̲͈̼͚͑ͅȓ̴̨̨̮͕̹̯͚̩͋͑̇͆͋̔̐͂͌̀͗͗ͅy̵̨͍̯͍̖̲͉̒͑̂͠ͅṃ̷̢̨̧̳͓̫͓̬̲̘͚̇̈́̄͌̆̿͋̓̉͐̑̚̚ä̶̧͎̩̤͈̤̎̈́̌n̷̨̤̜̹̥̞̹̝͕̘̽̓́̇̏͑̑̚͠"
If you're wondering why the Marines/HECU sound funny, it's because their lines are actually assembled by the voice system out of individual words to save disk space on voice lines. The computer sees the HECU lines as sentences made of a small list of words, like "MOVE / IN / RECON". So every individual phrase or word (like "DIE" or "COVER") was probably translated individually leading to even more jank.
How was "Do you have everything?" so close to the original while also being so different? Usually badly translating individual words doesn't really change anything.
Yeah, and thus the title Half-Life acquires a new sense, Half-Life prior to Freeman marrying G-Man, and Full-Life with both living long and happy life ever after
Jolly, thank you so much for playing my mod! Whenever I'm having a bad day, I always go to the "You're old and wrong" clip to see your reactions, and it makes me feel better every time. You're the bomb.
Still not quite sure why I was so amused by this but oh boy was I.
Lovely.
Oh and jolly there's also opposing force and blue shift Google translate hehe
Play more HL2 stuff, they do b funny
Never complained about this one. fairly well made shitpost. Wanker
This entire video was the shit post to end all shit posts
Made me laugh the whole way through too
6:51 Jolly: laughs
6:53 Scientist: don't laugh
**Detroit: Become Human**
The future is now
you seem familiar..
Hello NOCLICKER GUY
It happens a lot on his videos.
It sometimes feels like the NPC and him are actually having a conversation
@@tricksterzyro3230 have i threatenedyou before?
“Hold me” “I’m in the abyss” damn these soldiers really going through it
Welcome to the US Military
@@commanderbeepo8066 true
They're going to hell real fast.
Swing the tango! And jump!
The problem is: TURN IT OFF!!!!
HEV suit be like:
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
Wait, so licking doorknobs isn't illegal? Epic.
@@MajorReckerFailure Only on Earth.
Please Do Not Remember
DIFFICULT
I didnt expect a spongebob quote :D
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I just realized that the marine dying and saying "HEY DOCTOR" was probably a mistranslation of "MEDIC!!"
Imagen bleeding out on the grounde, but instead shouting MEDIC! you cammly say hey doctor.
I love the cutoff on the line
But how did "Greetings!" Turn into "Napkin story."
DOKTOR!
"Exposure to Cicero? I'll go" followed immediately by "Status: Married" is the funniest fucking accidental progression I have seen in my life
Pending
g-man rule 34
@LOAN NGUYEN number 15: burger king foot letuce
the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get
@@FlamesTheCyndaquil Chill's voice is burned into my bloody head
Progress and time may not be the same.
"You think I think?" Black Mesa's operational safety in a nutshell.
Within the narrow limits of philosophy
@Zachary Hilt Yeah
Very reminiscent of shrooms and pipes
Napkin story
You're old and wrong.
"What does that device do?"
"Haven't decided yet."
Sounds like he just invented the internet.
That's the most HLVRAI line in this whole mod and it ruined me
9:20
This is just the story of Cicero Fryman looking for someone to experiment with. Which ends up with him opening a rift to another dimension where his true love, G man awaits.
While the marines try to stop him
What a great fanfic
@@archrp7868 Because he's famous and looks like Cher
Actually it's Gordon Cicero and his alter-ego Garden Fryman.
he's also a famous marine biologist
In case of accident always remember:
*_REMOVE THE CRIPPLED_*
disabled*
Gotta remove the extra weight. 😂
SACRAFICE THE HANDICAPPED
@@theasexualidiot4803 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
@@lux_1223 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
"Our success may change. You agree?"
"You're old and wrong."
The new "ok boomer"
Internet debates be like
Don't laugh :(
that's the true meaning behind ok boomer
"You are old and wrong"
- Everyone to every scientist at Black Mesa
Except Elie and Freeman ofcourse
Don't laugh
Don't laugh
@@Nothing-1w3 eli*
The new OK boomer
That scientist looking directly at him and saying "don't laugh" just as he was dying of laughter was an out of body experience
It was almost creepy yet so funny
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The embarrassment he feels must be immeasurable.
@@Inexpressable and his day was ruined
This is... suprisingly accurate.
@@HuyNguyen-pj4zo Well, he did say try. =)
"YOU! Be unconscious!"
I mean, that _is_ their goal.
Unconscious forever
@@CKVanilla not forever just a long time
@Tabi's Weird Stuff 9:45
@@cozzymusic6969 forever is a long time
@@deaddream. forever is infinite
Person 1: *"What does our device do?"*
Person 2: *"Haven't decided yet."*
That was the true cause of the Black Mesa incident.
You think _I think?_
@@heavystalin2419 oh yes
@@heavystalin2419 i think, therefore you think
-Cicero
@2:25
Maybe a little case of *Unforeseen Consequences*
0:58
“Samosa was the… purpose of suffering?”
i like how it sounds like the announcer is reading a script and is so confused on what the script says.
she was reading the script, all of these lines are their first line reads, that is why at time you can hear them break character
I think there was a question mark in the script there. Maybe when the P.A was asking about joining the Black Mesa research team.
@@Daveaintreal "Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team?"
@@racer927 Yeah, that one.
A soldier chasing you while angrily on the phone with his bank teller is horrifying.
"WHY DO I NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?"
Yes
"Alright squad, our order is to kill every dumbass scientist in this hellhole. Don't ask questions, they pay us to kill, not think. Sergeant Smith, you will get payed by cash, our bank didn't open your account yet".
"What? Captain, give me the phone please..."
Nice
I burst into laughter after reading this
Timestamp?
UPDATE:they've done this for Opposing Force, Jolly needs to play it.
He hasn’t even completed opposing force
jolly already finished blue shift
Sebastian Brown bet he also finished the main game yet played this mod still
@@taxanimated so does half life...?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !!!
I can’t imagine what hl2 google translated would be like with the combines terminology
What would the zombies’ backwards talk sound like after it’s been run through the translator multiple times?
Oh God yes that would be amazing
here ya go www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-2-google-translated
@@TheTalkingLama oh god
@@masterzoroark6664 God wouldn't let this exist
7:44
*marine using a phone in the middle of a fight*
“WHY do i NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?!”
i can just imagine a marine hiding behind a crate with a rag over it, angrily swiping at an iphone screen yelling this
Hella underrated comment
"I also see oranges, the purpose of columns"
"I'm glad you need it, fish scientist."
How dare he call you a marine biologist
underrated comment.
*starts singing sodo chi no sadame*
Starts laughing in Pucci. (jotaro is the worst jojo)
@@legio1942 k
@@legio1942 Even my stand can't find who asked
"Cicero, not to harken unto thee, and to rotate the begin to rise up."
We should have like a medieval version of hl1
"Cicero, stepeth into the chamber of trails, they await thee"
"Cicero it is thou in thine body and soul, or rather I say glistening armor"
That would make a great mod!
"Cisero, thou art a nincompoop!"
This mostly reminded me of Hylics
_"Half-Life but its in Shakespearian English"_
I want Half-Life but it's all in iambic pentameter.
"The injury was great!"
I didn't know the HEV suit's a masochist
The dark age has been found
It wants to be high on morphine
Performing its function make this simple HEV suit very happy.
Why do I feel like your profile picture was cropped to hide. Something.
Maybe I'm just going insane from all the weird shit on the internet.
@@VoidsEclipse hiding the tips of the bow, those things are nasty
So, this is an old video, but a note for anyone wondering, "napkin story" was "greetings."
HOW
I absolutely loved the HECU.
"BECOME UNCONSCIOUS!"
"WHY DO I NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?"
“MOTION!?”
THE PROBLEM IS: *TURN IT OFF!*
*WATCH THIS RADIO*
*He is famous*
@@el-volte *Rapid beatdown*
Some of these sound almost like bible passages.
"Cicero, not to hearken unto thee, and rotate the begin to rise up"
It kind of sounds like a really cool way of saying "I don't mean to be nosy, but get yer ass up!"
Ah, yes, the Parable of Cicero Fryman.
Also include
"MOTION??!!"
Israel 9:13
we could make a religion out of this
"Napkin Story" and "YOU be unconscious" are the best lines in this mod, I just want to know how many languages they were put through to get the results we see.
Edit: after re watching this I realized the barnacles were not invisible, but were pistols.
?!!
N a p k i n S t o r y
"HE IS FAMOUS" beating up sounds
Pistols..
Wait THE PISTOL IS A BARNACLE
@@childreninmybasement1 Do you want a reservation?
"Why, do I not, have an account?!"
"Sir, this is Black Mesa, not a bank"
Bank Mesa
Ah yes bank messi
He thought it was Mesa Verde. Black, green, it's all the same, right?
Maze Bank
bank mesa money transfer facility
@@yush7221 You're a fucking genius
"This game is a new game"
*People die when they are killed*
Every 60 seconds... a minute passes in Africa
In reference to an immortal foe, that didn't die when killed
- Shirou
@@MrLego3160 ridley?
"You will find a partner and experiment"
I like where this is going
Subject: Dr. Freeman
Status: *Married*
The real partner was the G-Man we saw along the way.
@@EmilyOnTheMoon Ccc-Cicero... That's is expanded too much. I will rip my balls.
@@ZackMathissa BEY BLADE BEY BLADE LET IT RIIIP!!
24:25 I like how the exit sign for the tram is instead just “finished”.
“Napkin Story”
That’s a perfect slogan for a t shirt right there man.
Yep
Hmm what’s with the verified symbol hmm
its thee simpson episode
Thats my favorite movie
@@DeepfriedChips hmm iteresting
3:06 "For each line of text/dialogue, I put it through a varying amount of languages until I got something funny or interesting. The languages I most commonly use are Latin, Hawaiian, Maori, Xhosa, Kinyarwanda, Gujarati, and Arabic."
P.S. I got from "Is that all you got?" to "Not at work", so this mod is authentic I guess...
It’s sad he didn’t see it
yes
Translating into Latin and back is so funny
Roomitoide arthritis is over
Also use Kazakh
12:14
H.E.V suit is oddly masochistic.
The dark age, has been found.
So does some of Black Masa employees
Freaky suit
Jolly: "I'm not that funny."
Everyone else: _"You have proven yourself to be a great people art."_
yes
@3D Modeller Wow
Can we get some proper appreciation for the people that actually voice acted this mess, instead of just using the half-assed text-to-speech.
Hell yeah. And actually managing to read the lines without breaking into giggles.
Wait... this wasn't text-to-speech?
but the deep fried robot speech is also very funny tbh, it just has that certain something
@@hjalfi they probably did, A LOT
I appreciate the voicing, but TTS would've actually been funnier IMHO. There's nothing quite like that signature dead pan delivery to accentuate absolute nonsense.
The long ass "Straaawwwwwwmaaaaaaannnnnnnn" by the Nihilanth made me laugh way more than it had any right to.
I can’t believe the amount of effort someone put into this! Not just translating all the speech but actually getting people to voice everything, and replacing the signs too? Also I have to believe they actually put all this through Google Translate because thinking up all this garbage personally is just crazy.
Replacing the signs is probably the most crazy. Voice acting and replacing the audio files is pretty simple. Sign replacing means you have to actively find every single sign in this damn game (which is nearly the entire game, discluding Xen) and replace them accordingly; still made an amazing game.
Not to mention the text camera tracking on the text in after effects
@@motodog242 it's all simple but to do it for everything is alot of effort
@@motodog242 Google Can translate text even on pictures and replace it with new one
And Half-Life: Opposing Force with Google Translate is even weirder.
Wedding pistol
*BABY BABY BABY*
Nice
@@Zmeeed01 "I'm so sorry for the donkey", "My grandfather runs faster than dust".
@Hareez Haziq medical button
Cicero Fryman:
The cancer
The Nilan
The STRAWMAN!
And Fish Scientist!! A.K.A Famous Foam
"I am cicero, the S T R A W M A N. You will bow in my favor!"
N. T Cicero
The people art
ReMoVe ThE cRiPpLeD
Cero
10:49
HECU Soldier 1 : Hold me~~
HECU Soldier 2 : What ?!?
HECU Soldier 1 : What ?!?
I am in the abyss
I absolutely adore the artistic marines. Dancing tango, studying and debating philosophy, caring for industry and its workers, being highly eloquent and romantic...
10/10 perfect men to send to clean up and silence a messed up scientific experiment on alien life.
Motion?
"I want to know what language did this"
Chinese. 100%. Google translate absolutely butchers Chinese translations.
I think it was polish. becouse it has a lots of similarities with polish language. there are a lots of words which actually mean multiple things. in English translation it's all halarious.
maybe Italian?
@@forecastumbrella1626 make one for half life 2 also! All that dialouge is a gold mine!
Japanese too is absolute shred by the translator
According to the mod creator, it was nearly every language, but mainly Hawaiian, Latin, and a few more. Apparently cicero came from the Latin translations, too.
6:53 the way he looked at him and said "Don't laugh" while he was laughing was so creepy 💀
3:40
I believe that line was originally
"Standard insertion for a non-standard specimen"
Dr. Coomer: Ah, Hello Gordon!
Dr. Coomer but google translate: *napkin story*
Napkin story, strings use holes.
@@lolcat_moe It's a reference ya git.
Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use these for big pits!
Here Cicero! The crossing of the ropes for pits!
@@slickcalf985 HLVR:AI but the casts are google translated
I hate to adimit it, but this is better than HLVR:AI
1:28 "Hello, the Cicero. Looks like there are slow." never fails to make me smile.
You can tell the guy that VA'd the soldiers had so much fun
Some of my personal favorites:
"Take control immediately!" (7:15)
"Oh...Swing the tango. And jump! Into shape!" (9:28)
"You! Be unconscious!" (9:44)
"Position...in position...done." (10:12)
"Take control immediately" doesn't even sound out of place.
Position in position, done. I don't know why that one gets me everytime.
What about "*hey doctor*"
@@strangeyoutuberman7115 That one’s good too it gives off “Oh hi Mark” energy
"Why do I not have an account?!" is comedy gold because I'm just imagining the soldier on the phone with his bank teller
"your old and wrong"
probably one of the best quotes in this mod
Y E S
Don't laugh
@@SeriousApache ok i laughn't
"What does our device do?"
"Haven't decided yet"
Me: *Immediately breaks into fits of laughter*
Literally every tech start-up right now.
9:45 Soldier: "You! , Be unconscious"
Oh, swing the tango and jump! Into shape.
The problem is... TURN IT OFF!
"motion?"
internet. EEUGH
Ok
"Of course, I'm pulling something" ;)
*"rheumatoid arthritis"*
10:13
he sounds like me filling out a resume
"experience: no experience
done"
Wait its now position in Position
@@lambdacore4127 yes, and in most places i say controversial stuff that gets me massive amount of hate. don't bother going there if you don't wanna see my bad side, most people don't like it
@@jockeyfield1954 "most people dont like it" wait, are bad sides supposed to be likeable?
@@jockeyfield1954 i must be really lucky because I've never seen your bad side
@@hlscientist8760 never said they were supposed to, just said most people don't like it
i'm sure there's 1 guy out there who agrees that doomslayer is a horrible character but everyone else doesn't like me saying that
"Why are all of the Barneys so excited to die?"
Dude, it's Black Mesa. I'm pretty sure most of the employees are ready to hang themselves with their ridiculous ties.
I was going to tie the hangman's knott: But I couldn't see. Somebody's hidden my glasses again.
6:41 He basically pulled an "Ok boomer" move on his co worker that's savage
I mean he's right, He's old and wrong.
Boomer? More like Coomer
This is my comfort video for some reason I come back to this whenever I want to feel well
I hope you haven't had to come back to this vid in a bit.
11:21 was probably the most beautiful grenade I've ever seen being shot at the player. Gorgeous.
I had it even better. I turned around and took a grenade in to my face. Now where did that video go....
2:14 "Napkin story"
"Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."
im 14 and this is deep
JoJo reference here, for big brain people only
Jojo's 7th chapter villian's speech: Funny Valentine. (Yep, that's his name)
Valentine's true speech name
A BIG FAT LIKE
Subject: Cicero Fryman
Assessment: Failed
Reason: “Who the hell is Cicero Fryman? We asked for Gordon Freeman.”
I think the amateur voice acting is really the comedic icing in the cake for this mod.
I don't think even a professional could make it sound good lol
9:55 Every dad when you turn the light on in the back seat of the car
underrated comment
TOO FUCKIN TRUE
Lol
@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e what? You don't have one?
@@Somespideronline what's a "dad"?
is that german or something?
6:39 i love how he became self aware and told Jolly to stop laughing
"you're old and wrong"
They are so self aware.
8:48 I remember seeing this live on Twitch, still can't believe he managed to do all that and die a stupid way lol
The best failures are contrasted by following a beautiful success.
He didn't die to the pillar. The mines have a kill switch. If you trigger one from across the map it still kills you
@@incog0956 That's in a completely different chapter lol
he did die from the pillar sticking out part. I can confirm as I died to it MANY times in Sven Co-op xd
6:52
Him: (laughing his butt off)
Scientist: Don't laugh
THEY ARE LISTENING
ŘƏMŒVĔ ÞHÊ ÇŔİPPŁËĐ
ŘƏMŒVĔ ÞHÊ ÇŔİPPŁËĐ
*laughter stops*
Detroit: Become Human
6:32 That's a bumper sticker right there
I love the difficulty selection,
Learn
That's Right
ME
and Difficult.
I like how the scientist at 3:12 just randomly switched to early modern english.
I think that's the result of an interesting quirk of English. We got rid of all our informal pronouns, "thee" for example is the informal version of "you", but many languages still have theirs so it is a case of Google translating informal to informal.
@@squirrel_killer- But why would it translate it into early modern english? I don't get it. I know thee is still used but it's more of a victorian era remnant.
I don't know why, but Latin has a strong tendency to either COMPLETELY butcher the structure and meaning of a sentence and/or puts some of the words into King James-era English. As far as a remember, no other languages did this when I was making this mod.
@@BinkusTheTrinkus Woah, you made the mod? Props dude, I really enjoyed it!
And yeah Latin is very.... context sensitive, so to say, as I've heard from a few friends who have to learn it in school.
@@areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda640 something that used a hard informal "you" which in english would be "thee" might confuse the rather literal translation based on hard definitions that is Google Translate.
"Thee" is still technically part of our language, but normally we'd localize it out. Google Translate doesn't localize things only translate them. Human translation always results in mild localization even if we try to avoid it, we can't help ourselves. It's part of the sentence restructuring that needs to happen.
Now how this happened would require knowing what language it was before hand, and what Google Translates database contains.
6:53 Scientist breaks the fourth wall
And it's Coomer, naturally.
5:07
Guard: _”I also see oranges, the purpose of the columns... I want to ask of this person responsible for this matter”_
*HE KNOWS TOO MUCH! TAKE HIM OUT!*
Ah yes my favorite Valve character: Cicero Freeman
Fryman*
N.T. Cicero*
@@thefisherguy7269 Cero*
Cicero Strawman
Cheerio Fries
2:14 Ah yes, my favorite line in half life. So inspiring!
“We pulled on a straw”
“Of course, I’m pulling something ;)”
😳😳😳😳
fitting pfp
If Jolly doesn’t make “Napkin Story” Merch or “You’re old and wrong” merch I will be _very_ disappointed
Scaly Coronet it sounds like something I would say
just a t-shirt with a nametag: "Hello, my name is: C̸̨̨̡̬̘͚̹͉̖̲͋͊̆̊̎̑̾͝͠͠ḭ̸̢̢̯͍͎̥̳̣̈́͘̚̕ͅc̷̛̫̝̈́̎̈͑͗̇̑̌͆͆̊͝͝ę̷̛̛̜͈̖̲̘̖͔̖̦̼̭̣̬̘͌̈́̐̆̌̂́̒̃͘r̴̢̫͕̠̞̰̗͉͕̩͈̻͐͐̓̃̕͝͝ͅo̸̥̳̳̥̳̘͈̟̗̟̻̲̯̓̊͆̌̎̾͜͝͠ͅ ̴̤̣̺́̔̆̔̈̓̅͘̚F̶̧̧̫̞̪͕͕̲͈̼͚͑ͅȓ̴̨̨̮͕̹̯͚̩͋͑̇͆͋̔̐͂͌̀͗͗ͅy̵̨͍̯͍̖̲͉̒͑̂͠ͅṃ̷̢̨̧̳͓̫͓̬̲̘͚̇̈́̄͌̆̿͋̓̉͐̑̚̚ä̶̧͎̩̤͈̤̎̈́̌n̷̨̤̜̹̥̞̹̝͕̘̽̓́̇̏͑̑̚͠"
If he doesn't do it, he's old and wrong
I want a shirt with a dude going “you’re old and wrong” goddamnit!
But what about people merch?
"What does our device do?"
"Haven't decided yet."
My 2 last brain cells during exams.
17:51 he forgor 💀
Half-Life Google Translate Edition, AKA the adventures of Cicero "N.T" Fryman, fish scientist.
Also known as...
STRAWWWWWWWWMAAAAAAANNNNNNN
Still better than McDonalds Chicken Nugget Scientists.
Cicero Cancer
That one guy just forgot the name for marine biologist
*adventures of famous Cicero
4:34
cicero: *steps on barneys broken bones*
barnabus: oh YES
Where do you smell?
If you're wondering why the Marines/HECU sound funny, it's because their lines are actually assembled by the voice system out of individual words to save disk space on voice lines. The computer sees the HECU lines as sentences made of a small list of words, like "MOVE / IN / RECON". So every individual phrase or word (like "DIE" or "COVER") was probably translated individually leading to even more jank.
I considered doing this, but I actually translated the entire sentences and recorded them that way.
WHY DO I NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?
How was "Do you have everything?" so close to the original while also being so different? Usually badly translating individual words doesn't really change anything.
@@TinyDeskEngineer As someone who has experience with Google Translate I can definitely and full certainly NOT agree.
yeah the VOX system is a terrible victim to voice analysis technology
"HE IS FAMOUS" was the moment I fucking lost it and pissed myself.
This is officially my camper phrase:
"Position, in position. Done." ;D
13:06 Me and the boys when we come across a Hollywood actor in a dark alley.
h e i s f a m o u s
"We do not die , We do not die , and We do not die"
-Some dimension
My buddy is a marine and one of the best CQB tactics he learned was yelling “Why do I not have an account!?”
How about asking the opposition if they want a reservation?
yelling "HOLD ME!" is also a smart move
Gandalf: "Go back to the abyss!"
Random marine: 10:59
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. Mainly because it's a trained military soldier about to shoot you
Hold me. 😨
It was fire in the abyss.
I guess now that Gordon and G-Man got married his half-life is now a full life.
Yeah, and thus the title Half-Life acquires a new sense, Half-Life prior to Freeman marrying G-Man, and Full-Life with both living long and happy life ever after
But does that full life have consequences?
@@theduchyofmilanball3157 the chance domestic violence
Isnt his name ciciro?
@@Unknown-be9cr No, it's Cicero Freeman
Jolly, thank you so much for playing my mod! Whenever I'm having a bad day, I always go to the "You're old and wrong" clip to see your reactions, and it makes me feel better every time. You're the bomb.
thank you for making the mod, what a brilliant ride!
Ditto. Thank you for the mod! My sides were in orbit after watching this.
This mod translate the cotes for others language and after translate back to english? (sorry for my bad english]
@@Sonic-qc5cq Yeah! Basically, I take everything, put it through several different languages then back to English.
8:40 I love the exasperation in Jolly’s voice. Such a convincing, almost cartoony, tone.
6:40 "you're old and wrong", 16:55 "now let's see if the boys can be upset", thank me later.
*Me and the boys at 3AM lookin' for SCIENTISTS*
"where do you smell"
"through your nose barney"
aw come on let him do his vsauce joke
15:55 That explains the black scientist running from you!
We don’t talk about Eli…
20:25 what a good question
10:05 "reading signs are important" -> "vital signs are critical". The only one I could understand
Vital and Critical can both mean Important, so that explains that, not sure where reading came from though.
21:14
it's 'Cero, obviously short for Cicero, don't you know your own name, Dr. Cicero Fryman?
Alguien 64 It’s Cicero Cancer, get it right!
@@Ethorbit maybe Fryman is his middle name so he is Dr. Cicero 'Fryman' Cancer
N.T. Cicero Fryman
N. T. Cicero 'Cancer' Fryman Strawman, thank you very much.
19:43 “I have to turn on my mom!” - Jolly
Yeah, he’ll need to seek care nearby after doing that!
And is labeled as lambda business im done 🤣🤣
ah yes, the lambda business where the operations are:
pumping a shirt
turning on a mom
looking at a circle
seeking care nearby
"We do not die"
"We do not die"
A
N
D
"We do not die"
"Stand by the door, I beg you" deserves to be on a T-shirt, I swear.
Counter offer
"your old and wrong"
Almost every line needs to be on a shirt
h a n g i n g h o o
Lmao
@@coolmanhunter8671 That was way too perfect to exist.
19:14 that sign is just "goggle"
5:10 "I also see oranges, the purpose of the columns"
He straight up is a religious orange fanatic
All hail the orange!
I actually think this takes placed in surreal meme universe...
After years of research these ' columns ' have been linked back to several lunatic orange cultists
All hail neil CiCegria
ah yes the pillar oranges
3:20 I'd say, translated from simple chinese