So I installed a mod for Half-Life 2... - Kill The Monk

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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2018
  • Twitch: / jollywangcore
    Twitter: / jollywangcore
    Mod:
    www.moddb.com/mods/kill-the-monk
    End song:
    Half life OST: Closing theme
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Комментарии • 3,2 тыс.

  • @JollyWangcore
    @JollyWangcore  6 лет назад +5535

    Ah fuck, just woke up and realised I didn't add a 2 to half life.
    I can't change it now without ruining my videos analytics so I'll just have to live with it.

    • @navii819
      @navii819 6 лет назад +33

      Oh, hello there

    • @ariffiqbal168
      @ariffiqbal168 6 лет назад +109

      Look on the bright side,No therapist and tinnitus surgery this week.

    • @thomasmacdonough288
      @thomasmacdonough288 6 лет назад +33

      Oh well. I mean, does that even matter when we get to see an epic masterpiece such as this mod?

    • @El_Descarriado
      @El_Descarriado 6 лет назад +12

      If you CAN even live with such a massive failure.

    • @Zelousmarineinspace
      @Zelousmarineinspace 6 лет назад +83

      A Jolly Wangcore
      There is a Kill the Monk 2.
      Play it.

  • @nachobro0453
    @nachobro0453 6 лет назад +2979

    Wow an actual well made comedy mod.

    • @DJstarrfish
      @DJstarrfish 6 лет назад +79

      This is a well-made comedy mod only in the same sense that Plan 9 from Outer Space is a well-directed comedy film

    • @buzzcutbooch9966
      @buzzcutbooch9966 6 лет назад +65

      Idk I though it's probably the best put together mod that he's ever ayed

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 6 лет назад +162

      It's well made in the sense that it's not a giant flat pit filled with poison headcrabs and purple checkerboards.

    • @DJstarrfish
      @DJstarrfish 6 лет назад +15

      Okay, fine, it's The Room then. Better?

    • @beepingsheep812
      @beepingsheep812 5 лет назад +6

      the Grown Ups of Half Life 2

  • @mr.bluesky4130
    @mr.bluesky4130 4 года назад +959

    Screw the rest of this mod, when Grigory threw the crowbar at you and picked up his shotgun as a final boss, that’s fucking tight.

  • @dragroch5536
    @dragroch5536 3 года назад +469

    Americans - "Man of a few words, aren't ya?"
    Slavs - "I sink hhes reetarted."

    • @brambourgojgurt7973
      @brambourgojgurt7973 Год назад +23

      That is actualy what we think about people who do not talk much :D

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal Год назад +12

      ​@@brambourgojgurt7973thank allah i don't live in europe

    • @dragroch5536
      @dragroch5536 8 месяцев назад

      "Thank allah I don't live in europe" Yeah, you disgusting muslims are busy with sex trafficking, rape and forced harem marriage on silent women instead.

  • @DudeTheNinja
    @DudeTheNinja 5 лет назад +1993

    G-Min is immortal due to his godly suitcase.
    Kill The Monk 2: Kill G-Min By Buying Another Bum

    • @andreyikofirst2694
      @andreyikofirst2694 4 года назад +13

      And it's Minecraft crossover

    • @azazel5518
      @azazel5518 4 года назад +40

      *Choose one of the following!*
      Bum Friend
      Dark Bum
      Key Bum
      Bumbo

    • @lukathurinn7906
      @lukathurinn7906 4 года назад +2

      Jimin-
      Ok sorry

    • @bepurn
      @bepurn 4 года назад +1

      @@lukathurinn7906 you should be

    • @Zelkata
      @Zelkata 3 года назад

      I wonder what happens if G-min drops his suitcase.
      (Yo it's fizz)

  • @IceGoldDev
    @IceGoldDev 6 лет назад +4474

    That was beautiful. they didn't take themselves seriously, while actually putting effort in.
    Also i'm happy to see Jolly finally enjoy something.

    • @harry_ord
      @harry_ord 6 лет назад +106

      It looks like an amazing experience.

    • @Budew-ef6tr
      @Budew-ef6tr 6 лет назад +5

      I agree

    • @narutofuckingfan
      @narutofuckingfan 6 лет назад +85

      Better mod then hunt down the freeman

    • @Ulvis_B
      @Ulvis_B 6 лет назад +3

      I always wanted created mod ,but i am not really sure how do that?

    • @Reoooooooooooooooooooooo
      @Reoooooooooooooooooooooo 5 лет назад +19

      I think it was just too loud. I only got those videos recommended yesterday, but it seems like he's streaming and just cutting together the best bits, so he probably muted himself not just to die laughing, but also be able to edit the scene in without having the audio blown out by his own laughter. Also respect for headphone users on stream and RUclips.

  • @alexusman
    @alexusman 5 лет назад +3403

    What if Freeman doesn't talk because his English is even worse?..

    • @catattack885
      @catattack885 4 года назад +104

      *What if he's just simply mute.*

    • @jacobhogan3208
      @jacobhogan3208 4 года назад +99

      It's confirmed he isn't because in the backstory of half life he's said to have talked to someone over the phone

    • @icyou3849
      @icyou3849 4 года назад +71

      @@Phraqzy no he iz retired

    • @Yanramich
      @Yanramich 4 года назад +9

      @@adumbmaggot3476 The accent sounds more Russian.

    • @jacobhogan3208
      @jacobhogan3208 4 года назад +6

      @YayDude123 You know those old manuals they'd give for the game? one of those said that, i just woke up though so IDK right off the top of my head.

  • @kuwimessenger1031
    @kuwimessenger1031 5 лет назад +1704

    This mod is on "The Room" levels of so bad it's good.

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 4 года назад +96

      I don't know, this mod does come off as tongue in cheek.

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 4 года назад +83

      The difference is the Room was completely straight, this mod is plainly tongue in cheek

    • @Cool70sfreak
      @Cool70sfreak 3 года назад +52

      Yeah this is meant to be "bad,' but it does it in a way that isn't, you know, genuinely bad. It's playing up the silliness levels for fun and I love it for that.

    • @user-bw4ec4bm2t
      @user-bw4ec4bm2t 3 года назад +2

      Nah, that's hunt down the Freeman

    • @DeadlinePhil
      @DeadlinePhil 3 года назад +11

      It's well made for a basically a shitpost

  • @RaphaToInfinity
    @RaphaToInfinity 4 года назад +356

    Game Theory: "Is G-Min leader of Combines?"

  • @Bruno-ss1hb
    @Bruno-ss1hb 6 лет назад +856

    What a masterpiece. It has so many cliffhangers and amazing voice acting. 10/10 best mod since whatever you played last.

    • @user-jc1kq1qb5j
      @user-jc1kq1qb5j 6 лет назад +39

      Well im russian who has been learning english for a long time and i understood all their phrases with ease. They are easier to understand than phrases from native english speakers

    • @Bruno-ss1hb
      @Bruno-ss1hb 6 лет назад +6

      @@user-jc1kq1qb5j Yeah I also have that, Im european.

    • @radioactiva3095
      @radioactiva3095 6 лет назад +5

      The ending isnt a cliffhanger btw,its gman waking gordon whose sleeping on the job before the events of hl2

    • @Bruno-ss1hb
      @Bruno-ss1hb 6 лет назад +1

      @Vu Tam what the frik?

    • @SemperSmash
      @SemperSmash Год назад

      Ain't that the truth. If you find yourself playing Kill the Monk, it's because you're balls deep into the HL2 mod rabbithole and are scraping the bottom of the barrel trash in the 7s on moddb. You've heard about the Monk series by now, but it looks like a joke mod and you're trying to scratch that HL2 feels itch. This probably isn't the mod for me. Oh, but it is. You remember. Half-Life 2 mods CAN be good.

  • @ajarofpickles2826
    @ajarofpickles2826 6 лет назад +4657

    I don’t know about you but when I buried my grandpa the Priest totally used a shot gun to put the lid on the coffin. It’s a standard procedure really

    • @SchwarzWing
      @SchwarzWing 6 лет назад +48

      True

    • @OldManEsteban
      @OldManEsteban 6 лет назад +146

      Centuries old tradition

    • @OldManEsteban
      @OldManEsteban 6 лет назад +35

      just beating the ground with a stick and hoping the dirt hits the dead village elder

    • @LaverniusTucker2410
      @LaverniusTucker2410 6 лет назад +39

      Can confirm this is normal funeral procedure in Texas

    • @realMONKEYCOMEDY
      @realMONKEYCOMEDY 6 лет назад +3

      turns out i mistook you for another person gg

  • @asgard85036
    @asgard85036 4 года назад +708

    10:41 Half Life alyx ending leaked 2019

    • @diabloflare8304
      @diabloflare8304 4 года назад +34

      Renovolax thanks for the spoilers and I’m sad :(

    • @auroramage2001
      @auroramage2001 4 года назад +68

      Honestly not too far off from what actually happens.

    • @CMK-BigFoot-1420
      @CMK-BigFoot-1420 4 года назад +1

      @@diabloflare8304 I had beef stew yesterday, and now I have the shits 🤣

    • @l_ukers
      @l_ukers 4 года назад +11

      There is not a fish in my my boot!
      Ok and?

    • @CMK-BigFoot-1420
      @CMK-BigFoot-1420 4 года назад

      @@l_ukers they said they were sad, I just felt the need to embarrass myself, to make them feel happy

  • @Sleelan
    @Sleelan 5 лет назад +395

    4:46 - Now that's something that sounds bad out of context

  • @khellaszone
    @khellaszone 6 лет назад +2844

    Still better than hunt down the freeman

    • @loggers5246
      @loggers5246 6 лет назад +205

      _Black Messa_

    • @olliegarner4601
      @olliegarner4601 6 лет назад +115

      Anything is better then that shit. Fucking sticking my dick in a toaster and jumping into a bath is better.

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 6 лет назад +31

      Really says something about both of these mods that they don't even compare.

    • @lynxridge5203
      @lynxridge5203 6 лет назад +14

      The only thing hunt down the Freeman is better than this in is it's beautiful voice acting.

    • @tipsy4575
      @tipsy4575 6 лет назад +13

      NANDATO keemstar and pyro did a shit job lmao

  • @mildlydistressedmusic
    @mildlydistressedmusic 5 лет назад +2803

    Honestly, this mod is actually pretty impressive. The cinematography is really good, most of the coding and story-based events are very well made. Everything but the writing and voice acting is pretty damned good, especially because it was made by ONE dude.

    • @lqu
      @lqu 5 лет назад +72

      it wasn't made by one dude, look at the credits.

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 5 лет назад +176

      "Additional ideas" Oh sorry yeah you're right. "You should add blahblah and suchandsuch" is the equivalent of coding, writing, and recording all the voices.

    • @HaqqAttak
      @HaqqAttak 5 лет назад +207

      This was Slavic shitposting at its finest.

    • @G0th1cpar0dia669543
      @G0th1cpar0dia669543 5 лет назад +62

      I believe this simply is a Tzar-class shitpost.

    • @konstantinsalo
      @konstantinsalo 5 лет назад +24

      ГОРЖУСЬ РОССИЕЙ!!!

  • @shoopy5824
    @shoopy5824 5 лет назад +621

    "Go to the weapon store and buy a bumb" vortigrunt 2056

    • @spoohater6949
      @spoohater6949 3 года назад

      I read this will he said that

    • @TheCoolEevee
      @TheCoolEevee 3 года назад

      2056

    • @LMC764
      @LMC764 2 года назад

      2056?

    • @TheCoolEevee
      @TheCoolEevee 2 года назад

      @@LMC764 A nod to LoneWolf2056, one of the developers of Portal Stories: Mel.

    • @shoopy5824
      @shoopy5824 2 года назад

      @@TheCoolEevee It is?

  • @pieloloon
    @pieloloon 4 года назад +334

    7:32 Rest In Peace, Jimin.

    • @Laiten
      @Laiten 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain 3 года назад +2

      i dont get the joke

    • @Leekcorp
      @Leekcorp 3 года назад +4

      I was looking for that comment lmao

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 года назад +4

      @@theonlyplain Jimin, a korean singer

    • @themetavirus
      @themetavirus 3 года назад +5

      @@tashkent561 and to add to that: we all know kpop is the most disgusting music industry

  • @Nudorumaru
    @Nudorumaru 6 лет назад +668

    *Based on a true story*

    • @MadmanEpic
      @MadmanEpic 6 лет назад +35

      This? This all happened. You just didn't notice. That's what happens when you don't listen in History.

    • @hatz1107
      @hatz1107 6 лет назад +46

      This all happened, **Cocks shotgun, shoots door, door closes***

    • @bootleg686
      @bootleg686 6 лет назад +36

      Historical Accuracy:
      *Kill The Monk > Battlefield V*

  • @TheMofos32X
    @TheMofos32X 6 лет назад +454

    Hunt Down the Monk: A mod by Hideo Kojima

    • @nickwerewolf2891
      @nickwerewolf2891 6 лет назад +44

      Mr. Soad *A mod based on a Hideo Kojima's life

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 6 лет назад +15

      A mod made by Genius Kojumbo

    • @mishka1569
      @mishka1569 6 лет назад +19

      A Hideo Kojima mod
      Created & directed by Hideo Kojima

    • @nickwerewolf2891
      @nickwerewolf2891 6 лет назад +12

      Gordon's Suit Solid 3: Monk Eater

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 6 лет назад +2

      @@mishka1569 Voice Acting and Sauce Generator planned and created by Genius Kojumbo

  • @load-bearingcoconut5586
    @load-bearingcoconut5586 3 года назад +305

    The funny thing is: based on signs throughout half life 2's city 17 sections, city 17 is in Russia, so the accents are pretty accurate to if the resistance were made up of people from the area originally.

    • @marra2912
      @marra2912 2 года назад +34

      *_M E X I C A N_*
      That hurted

    • @eldonhill4840
      @eldonhill4840 2 года назад +70

      I always kinda imagined that the American accents were because the combine had mass relocated populations. Breen's loudspeaker speech in the beginning: "You have chosen, or... Been chosen, to relocate here." I imagined that many American workers had been forcibly moved to Eastern Europe, either because the people in the region were almost completely wiped out during the Seven Hours War, or just because the combine had in turn relocated the Europeans somewhere else. Mass forced relocation of people is a tactic that's sometimes employed in genocides and oppressive regimes to demoralize and alienate people, making them easier to subjugate. If they're not fighting to free their homeland, they don't have as much reason to fight. I know it's just a headcanon thing and the actual reason is for voice acting logistics and to make it more appealing to an American audience, but I always thought it was kind of a cool, plausible idea in-universe.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 2 года назад +32

      @@eldonhill4840 thats no head canon or game theorys reaching for straws TM. Thats a real part of the lore and is hinted all over the first chapter

    • @CAPTAIN_CLOCK
      @CAPTAIN_CLOCK 2 года назад +13

      @@eldonhill4840 I think I remember reading once that there was supposed to be either many languages spoken by the NPCs or only english but with many accents, but they didn't do that because of voice acting and translations of the game to other languages.

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran 2 года назад +5

      I thought City 17 was somewhere in the Balkans

  • @ESFAndy011
    @ESFAndy011 4 года назад +438

    8:33 I am so used to online gaming with the source engine that I didn't even find that funny until you did.

  • @Amaraa0822
    @Amaraa0822 6 лет назад +2623

    No shit. Its better than Hunt down the Freeman. No bug, funny story line, hilarious voice acting.

    • @primodragoneitaliano
      @primodragoneitaliano 5 лет назад +278

      This. Plus this mod is actually fun to play and doesn't take itself seriously. HDTF takes himself so damn seriously that even Victorian Era people would find it too tight-assed >.> (and that goes without saying that HDTF is boirng as f*ck to play too).

    • @savageweathergaming3156
      @savageweathergaming3156 5 лет назад +15

      Hey hunt down the Freeman was a great plot twist game 😎

    • @someguy4258
      @someguy4258 5 лет назад +71

      *@TheLegend27 Gaming*
      You just fucked yourself.

    • @Endyyyyy
      @Endyyyyy 5 лет назад +10

      iT's VeRy FunNiE

    • @_Scarlet1
      @_Scarlet1 5 лет назад

      This dude makes everything funny

  • @aidanshaw4905
    @aidanshaw4905 6 лет назад +509

    Why do people buy new games when they can download great mods like this for free?

    • @SlexisSlacks
      @SlexisSlacks 6 лет назад +3

      Because I was spoiled by all these videos

    • @Oh_God_not_him_again
      @Oh_God_not_him_again 6 лет назад +63

      *I think they are retarded*

    • @JerW
      @JerW 6 лет назад +5

      Tomivider retired*

  • @Anomalous_materials
    @Anomalous_materials 5 лет назад +182

    “Dr. Freemen” *proceeds to hit him with the suitcase in a weird way*

  • @the3dotsguy...610
    @the3dotsguy...610 4 года назад +127

    5:51 well atleast they got arnold schwarzenegger as a voice actor

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 Год назад +3

      Truly high quality

  • @l-l
    @l-l 6 лет назад +496

    This is canon.

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 5 лет назад +10

      To be honest, G Man being leader of the Combine could have been a super cool plot reveal moment. Like we know that he's super powerful with interdimensional capabilities, but we don't know why. With him at the center of the Combine (an interdimensional empire) it would make so much sense.

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 5 лет назад +7

      That doesn't make much sense seeing as he had freeman kill breen and blow up the main military nexus of all the combine forces on Earth

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 6 лет назад +977

    You almost couldn't not tell that all the voice acting was the same person.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 5 лет назад +75

      Pretty much like vanilla HL2.

    • @Sunnysideanyway
      @Sunnysideanyway 5 лет назад +28

      The idiot speaking in the background seemed pretty different, but I'm not sure.

    • @melanienebula2550
      @melanienebula2550 5 лет назад +8

      Wait... what? They don’t sound similar at all I didn’t know the voices were only one person

    • @alexspartan3842
      @alexspartan3842 5 лет назад +8

      The girl voice got me....stunning performance

  • @dizzleunedited4163
    @dizzleunedited4163 4 года назад +156

    I gently open the door
    Sayo-
    4:18

    • @bigstevie01
      @bigstevie01 3 года назад +14

      Major flashbacks.

    • @memedude8303
      @memedude8303 3 года назад +3

      @@bigstevie01 major flashbacks detected

  • @zeeqwan6477
    @zeeqwan6477 4 года назад +100

    7:35 "They say he killed Jimin"

  • @steen4507
    @steen4507 6 лет назад +154

    Message to Dev of this mod: PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 6 лет назад +309

    -Please use that shotgun in my funeral-
    It's like a B-movie, it's bad but somehow you're having fun watching it because they enjoyed creating it.. it's so bad that it's good

    • @coolchouzhao
      @coolchouzhao 5 лет назад +5

      Hey, this mod is a masterpiece

  • @miodragjr
    @miodragjr 3 года назад +33

    "We hef found za monk. He is kiding in Ravenhome. Ze only way to penitrate ze base is to blow up ze door. Go to ze weapons store and buy a b u m b" -Vortigaunt, 2018

  • @TheCooldog
    @TheCooldog 5 лет назад +2307

    Half-Life 2: Cyka Blyat Edition

    • @sovietunion5226
      @sovietunion5226 4 года назад +79

      Mod from Russia... With love

    • @primuspilusfellatus6501
      @primuspilusfellatus6501 4 года назад +35

      Cheeki breeki iv damke

    • @lilfrin4502
      @lilfrin4502 4 года назад +20

      @@primuspilusfellatus6501 ты ахуел?

    • @primuspilusfellatus6501
      @primuspilusfellatus6501 4 года назад +26

      @@lilfrin4502 I dont speak collectivization, sorry Товарищ

    • @doublem1354
      @doublem1354 4 года назад +11

      @@primuspilusfellatus6501 Ne pričam chesseburger, žao mi je.

  • @AndreiGrozea
    @AndreiGrozea 5 лет назад +2734

    "Everybody in this mod sounds like they've had some sort of brain trauma"
    why yes, that describes us, eastern europeans pretty well

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 4 года назад +86

      you guys are pretty insane
      the USSR detonated a nuke so big the shock wave went over the entire planet several times

    • @mrgrinderman8861
      @mrgrinderman8861 4 года назад +7

      @skorn Arizona?
      Weren't it Nevada?

    • @mrgrinderman8861
      @mrgrinderman8861 4 года назад +4

      @skorn I mean like didn't they detonated all of the bombs in Nevada?

    • @analizin
      @analizin 4 года назад +63

      You guys may have not noticed but...
      He isn’t even Russian
      From his name, he is Romanian

    • @camoningerland8212
      @camoningerland8212 4 года назад +3

      @@mrgrinderman8861 Both of them

  • @OptiJams
    @OptiJams 6 лет назад +2193

    Ra ra rasputin, lover of the Combine queen

  • @saintthrifty.9576
    @saintthrifty.9576 5 лет назад +38

    3:48 a u t o m a t I c m e d I c a l s y s t e m e n g a g e d

  • @walterhartwellwhite3811
    @walterhartwellwhite3811 2 года назад +146

    Kill the monk is a great game, i really love when the monk was like "it's monkin time" and monked everywhere.

    • @DamianQualshy
      @DamianQualshy Год назад +2

      UNDERRATED COMMENT RIGHT HERE GUYS

    • @conclusivestate
      @conclusivestate Год назад +1

      @@DamianQualshy oh yes, *totally* underrated

    • @DamianQualshy
      @DamianQualshy Год назад

      @@conclusivestate aw come on, let me have it, morbin time meme was funny at one point

    • @conclusivestate
      @conclusivestate Год назад

      @@DamianQualshy well you're kinda right there, but it ain't as funny as before

    • @leonardofilho7397
      @leonardofilho7397 Год назад +3

      This is truly the moment when Grigoru became the Heisenmonk

  • @majorbensonwinifredpayne2158
    @majorbensonwinifredpayne2158 6 лет назад +468

    Honestly, aside from voice acting this mod doesn't look all too bad.
    Level design is mostly good. It reminds me of classic Half-Life 2 mods from 2004-2006.
    Cutscenes are mostly done nicely.
    And unlike other trashy mods it has no fucking ear rape. Therefore it's a great mod.

    • @raiderfox7229
      @raiderfox7229 6 лет назад +162

      It's a joke mod so the voice acting is spot on.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 6 лет назад +20

      Well... there's ear rape... but it's in the form of jumpscares. XD

    • @WEndro333
      @WEndro333 6 лет назад +26

      You don't consider those hunter screams during Monk parts earrape?

    • @majorbensonwinifredpayne2158
      @majorbensonwinifredpayne2158 6 лет назад +26

      Guess I didn't notice it.
      It's still fine compared to other stuff I've seen of Joley's channel (like "Rot life" and "The Wonder Mod"). At least this mod is funny and kinda entertaining. Those ones are retarded shit.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 6 лет назад

      In agreement.

  • @byendlvl
    @byendlvl 5 лет назад +340

    Thanks, Russian, my dear comrade, for this amazing mod.
    I'm still crying, even if my accent is absolutely the same :joy:

    • @megafrik
      @megafrik 3 года назад +5

      Nice stupid stereotype and racism about russia

    • @byendlvl
      @byendlvl 3 года назад +26

      @@megafrik Всегда пжлст, товарищь обиженка

    • @chicharonnes98
      @chicharonnes98 3 года назад +4

      can someone google translate im too lazy

    • @byendlvl
      @byendlvl 3 года назад +18

      @@chicharonnes98 Some guy complaining that such "mAkInG fUn Of RuSsIa" comment are "RaCiSt".

    • @icecrownpoint
      @icecrownpoint 3 года назад +13

      Пересматриваю видео n-ный раз. Всё также ссусь с дробовика.
      Каждый раз, как в первый.

  • @perturbthepixel1410
    @perturbthepixel1410 4 года назад +76

    The way that gregori shoots the grave closed is just so hot

  • @humter
    @humter 5 лет назад +583

    6:03 *BUY A BUMB*

    • @coolchaserz
      @coolchaserz 5 лет назад +39

      Ze only way to penitrate ze base,is to blow up ze door

    • @gsassman5249
      @gsassman5249 5 лет назад +20

      buy Gordon's _soft, subtle, scientist bum_

    • @buoyancydabl
      @buoyancydabl 5 лет назад +5

      I zinc audor of zis mod iz rassian. I hop sou

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 5 лет назад +13

      @In K i zInk HiS retIreD

    • @sbeve7820
      @sbeve7820 4 года назад +1

      *B U M B*

  • @TheCursedMoonWolf
    @TheCursedMoonWolf 6 лет назад +236

    4:17
    - finds dead body hanging by rope
    Jolly Wangcore: *Logan Paul intensifies*

  • @shadowplay2869
    @shadowplay2869 5 лет назад +34

    3:58"Now im going to tea-bag you"

  • @thatissuperfunny5358
    @thatissuperfunny5358 4 года назад +25

    Take a shot every time the mod puts him at 1 HP.

  • @gamerduck1598
    @gamerduck1598 6 лет назад +149

    There is an error in the title it should be "Kill Ze Monk" instead of "Kill The Monk".
    Quack

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 5 лет назад

      Zombizoid! Gameplay y Noobeadas! Because it's a joke in this mod.

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 6 лет назад +243

    That Voice actor truly has a great talent.

  • @foxendo
    @foxendo 5 лет назад +23

    6:55 Probably at this moment he meant that later you have to earn them somewhere else and return to him.

  • @xenriot
    @xenriot 5 лет назад +48

    1:01
    Oh so that's what happened to Half-Life 2, I thought Wallace was the leader and G-Man was the creep following Gordon. The more you know...

    • @f11_ofishal
      @f11_ofishal 3 года назад +1

      Wallace is the leader of the combine on earth, just under the command of overwatch, and overwatch just below the advisors (the actual leaders)

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 6 лет назад +53

    4:42 I love the way he got blocked by the corpse and kept awkwardly trying to avoid it.

  • @Copier777
    @Copier777 6 лет назад +415

    Half-S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: The Shadow of The Monk

  • @ProgressiveTory
    @ProgressiveTory 3 года назад +26

    This mod is literally half-serious.

  • @teadrinkingwarlock5101
    @teadrinkingwarlock5101 4 года назад +13

    5:29
    "I have the brain injury"
    "That's terrible, but..."
    "Ow"

  • @Thfoxpz
    @Thfoxpz 6 лет назад +265

    We need Kill the Monk 2

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 5 лет назад +26

      V. Kill ze monk 2 zeemz impozzible zince zat ze monk waz killed.

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 5 лет назад +19

      Kill the Monk 2:Hunt down the G-man

    • @mroguzhan1083
      @mroguzhan1083 5 лет назад +7

      @@Crrrow *G-min*

    • @sebaprime6411
      @sebaprime6411 5 лет назад +5

      No wii need kil ze g-min

    • @meatballs6679
      @meatballs6679 5 лет назад +1

      Itz don itz named saved the monk

  • @ThePangia
    @ThePangia 5 лет назад +689

    If you'd be into Stalker modding scene, you'd know it's a common Russian sense of humour and modding style. On the other hand, these crazy bastards know how to make something that will keep you entertained for a long time.

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 5 лет назад +65

      And this is why I love the Russians. Always the best humor.

    • @yuri2thomson314
      @yuri2thomson314 5 лет назад +4

      actually, i think it's German

    • @purpleezah5382
      @purpleezah5382 4 года назад +15

      @@yuri2thomson314 eXcUSe mE WtF?!?!!?

    • @windowsxseven
      @windowsxseven 4 года назад +39

      @@purpleezah5382 I think you meant to say *_"Извините что блять"_*

    • @Invictus173
      @Invictus173 4 года назад +23

      @@yuri2thomson314 excuse me, it's German humor mate! It's no laughing matter!

  • @duuqnd
    @duuqnd 4 года назад +20

    Oh my god, JC, a BUMB!
    A bumb!

  • @toxic_shr00m
    @toxic_shr00m 3 года назад +5

    I keep rewatching all of your mod videos and this one is probably my favorite

  • @PIEMAN3377
    @PIEMAN3377 5 лет назад +69

    1:57 every conversation at my school.

  • @user-pg5jg8wd2e
    @user-pg5jg8wd2e 5 лет назад +918

    Гаиз летзго килл дэ монк!

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 5 лет назад +52

      ^^ Whatever he said

    • @maraudr9524
      @maraudr9524 5 лет назад +138

      АБСОЛЮТЛИ!!!

    • @user-ds9qh7yy5d
      @user-ds9qh7yy5d 5 лет назад +16

      @@valkaerie8715 Whatever you said.

    • @filcondrat
      @filcondrat 5 лет назад +38

      @@Mewcat хилариьёз

    • @danya_japka
      @danya_japka 5 лет назад +66

      ай хэв онли кровбар, соу, летзго!

  • @CherryNobody
    @CherryNobody 4 года назад +13

    “I have a good feeling about this one”
    Typically a solid indicator things are not going to go well

  • @nacolol7168
    @nacolol7168 4 года назад +14

    Doctor freeeeemaan.....
    *proceeds yo hit gordon with ze zuitcase*

  • @darkravenbest8970
    @darkravenbest8970 5 лет назад +82

    7:44 Im clearly remember how German leed combines and invaded Poland in 1939.

  • @SmartShahhere
    @SmartShahhere 5 лет назад +198

    "gO tO zE wEaPoN stOrE aNd bUy a BUMB " XD

  • @evilspoons
    @evilspoons 4 года назад +4

    The number of times this fades to red or black and dumps the player on the ground with 1 health is kind of spectacular.

  • @neal2399
    @neal2399 5 лет назад +19

    I, for one, am all for this Half-Life/Metro 2033 crossover fanfiction

  • @sspark2686
    @sspark2686 6 лет назад +112

    If i'm going to be an engineer then i'll use a shotgun as my tool

    • @crack4184
      @crack4184 5 лет назад +7

      The Team Fortress 2 Engineer does that :)

    • @sspark2686
      @sspark2686 5 лет назад +2

      @@crack4184 I thought that too

    • @crack4184
      @crack4184 5 лет назад +3

      @@sspark2686
      "Thanks, misteh."

    • @sebaprime6411
      @sebaprime6411 5 лет назад

      Mii tu

    • @sspark2686
      @sspark2686 5 лет назад

      @@crack4184 Your welcome

  • @Bolloxed
    @Bolloxed 6 лет назад +888

    I climaxed 3 times while playing this Mod. Happy memories.

    • @yukich6957
      @yukich6957 6 лет назад +8

      Oh
      Its a Turd in The wind! BRING OUT THE SMARTPHONES

    • @leonidverevkin4927
      @leonidverevkin4927 6 лет назад +38

      50k

    • @hithere5568
      @hithere5568 6 лет назад +14

      Fuck off

    • @analanus3131
      @analanus3131 6 лет назад +9

      Burn in Hell.

    • @Beatumpop
      @Beatumpop 6 лет назад +19

      woah there buddy, no swearing on this christian comment section

  • @reaperer256
    @reaperer256 4 года назад +6

    8:42
    Back at Black mesa, Alyx used a ladder ya know, she was the only one who did it in half life 2.

    • @gyppygirl2021
      @gyppygirl2021 4 года назад +1

      Didn't she also have a unique climbing animation?

    • @reaperer256
      @reaperer256 4 года назад +1

      @@gyppygirl2021 She does, Go Check it out if you can.

    • @alterrapda9057
      @alterrapda9057 4 года назад +1

      In Black Mesa East.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +9

    4:23
    Jolly was initially slated to appear as a minor character in Outlast (2013), but, was unable to attend the shooting due to getting stuck between a pair of wooden doors.

  • @TheLordNugget
    @TheLordNugget 5 лет назад +530

    That was freaking hilarious. I never want that guy to ever learn English. There would be so much comedy lost if he did. Dear lord the females in the mod. That was too funny!

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 5 лет назад +26

      Did you mean "funnie"? (3:06)

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 5 лет назад +21

      I'm pretty sure he knows english though... otherwise he would have been speaking russian

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US 4 года назад +2

      @@TheDsRequiem his Engrish is so poor it might as well be Russian

    • @notbnw6744
      @notbnw6744 4 года назад +12

      @@INFILTR8US clearly you've never herd someone with heavy accent speaking english

    • @sosomadman
      @sosomadman 4 года назад

      All fun and games until your the only one who is able to speak plain English, and then it's the worst

  • @tlarson91119
    @tlarson91119 5 лет назад +137

    8:56 when I saw this I almost jumped out of my seat when I saw that this is my map Lol (except for the changes the modder made such as the picture frames). I just thought it was cool to see it getting around even though it's old. There's a newer version of it on the workshop from a little while ago. I can tell the one in the video is most likely the first upload I made of it.

  • @ivanatora
    @ivanatora 4 года назад +11

    That mod made more sense than the whole new Star Wars trilogy

  • @nopenopeagain4397
    @nopenopeagain4397 4 года назад +9

    This mod is very well made. I used to make maps for HL2 and CS:GO and I know how hard it is to get a good result. Respect for whoever made this.

  • @Sad_Elf
    @Sad_Elf 6 лет назад +68

    They definitely knew what they were doing

  • @bootleg686
    @bootleg686 6 лет назад +208

    Finally, the Episode 3 we've all been waiting for. Truely a fantastic end to the epic story of Gorden Freeman.
    Real Talk - This was better than episode 2.
    Real Real Talk - Nothing beats *"YoU FuCkeD uP mY FacE"*

    • @ilikesaying
      @ilikesaying 5 лет назад +8

      Node out of graph, rebuilding

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 5 лет назад +4

      @@ilikesaying So, wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... Smell the (stolen) assets.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад

      I think the best thing that came out of HDTF besides the hilarious reviews is the "you have my permission to die" line.

  • @ThaAdvocate
    @ThaAdvocate 7 месяцев назад +2

    G-min not putting him into stasis, but rather saying "doctor Freeman" slowly and slamming a suitcase in our head is the best part

  • @CursedBystander
    @CursedBystander 3 года назад +4

    @ 7:10 i can translate the speech
    "Vort told me 2 times already, brozeir, go to him!"

  • @foirnednope5203
    @foirnednope5203 6 лет назад +165

    Zey say dis mod better than zunt down the friman.
    Dont be crull are you retired or something?

  • @goldenfweddy4806
    @goldenfweddy4806 6 лет назад +65

    This is legitimately an actually good mod than the usual crap that is out there. I really hope there is a squeal to this mod!

    • @MrGibbs-cr9zs
      @MrGibbs-cr9zs 6 лет назад +12

      A squeal? Don't think I wanna hear a russian man squeal.

    • @vires4832
      @vires4832 6 лет назад +4

      If you wonder how they squeal, it's the sound of 500000 screaming Germans.

    • @vueno8552
      @vueno8552 6 лет назад +2

      lookm up save the monk, its the original version of the mod

    • @StygianZinogrex
      @StygianZinogrex 6 лет назад

      If you wonde ho zey German squeal, it's ze seund of 500000 zereaming reatards

    • @vires4832
      @vires4832 6 лет назад

      If you wonder how the retards squeal, it's the sound of typing comments on a political video.

  • @steveairport
    @steveairport 5 лет назад +12

    I always suspected G-Man could kill someone instantly by whacking them with his briefcase

  • @fromir6619
    @fromir6619 4 года назад +6

    "Dr.Freemannnnnn"
    -Gman before smacking you with his briefcase

  • @spartanwar1185
    @spartanwar1185 5 лет назад +70

    A Half Life 2 fan campaign
    Except everybody is voiced by one guy
    7:45
    imo that's the only line that sounds perfect lmao

  • @wanko7130
    @wanko7130 6 лет назад +26

    That was unironically a great mod

  • @JDPSTFO
    @JDPSTFO 2 года назад +3

    7:26
    Do you want to kill the monk?
    Corn?

  • @ToastedHeadcrab
    @ToastedHeadcrab 6 месяцев назад +2

    I watched this while having aggressive diarrhoea on the toilet and each laugh helped push more thanks

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад +83

    5:53 this bit killed me

  • @RedTheMagician
    @RedTheMagician 6 лет назад +75

    HALF LIFE 3 Gameplay trailer. GAMEPLAY REVIEW. WALKTHROUGH

    • @Scou1y
      @Scou1y 6 лет назад +3

      [HD] [60 FPS] [4K]

    • @kadrix732
      @kadrix732 5 лет назад

      @@Scou1y HD and 4k?

    • @Scou1y
      @Scou1y 5 лет назад +1

      @@kadrix732 yes

    • @tactical_slime4608
      @tactical_slime4608 5 лет назад +1

      (FREE GIVEAWAY) (BATTLE ROYAL MODE CONFIRMED!??????/1)

  • @Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan
    @Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan Год назад +1

    hands down best video on the channel this mod is fucking hilarious

  • @pablorodriguezcabrera6231
    @pablorodriguezcabrera6231 3 года назад +3

    This mod predicted the ending of Half Life Alyx.

  • @ShcherbynaM
    @ShcherbynaM 6 лет назад +101

    Holy crap these voices, these are RUSSIANS.
    Хотя в принципе напоминает дикую клюкву на английском языке, типа:
    - "Are you gangsters?"
    - "No, we are russians!"
    (c) "Brother" film

    • @RusskiiIvan
      @RusskiiIvan 6 лет назад +2

      Какие ваши доказательства?

    • @markovnikita4110
      @markovnikita4110 6 лет назад +8

      В титрах указаны некие Руслан Гоффман и Адам Оренбургский. Как по мне так они русские или хотя-бы из СНГ.

    • @ShcherbynaM
      @ShcherbynaM 6 лет назад

      Это административное дело, а в административных делах доказательства не нужны, почитайте кодекс об административных правонарушениях и вы там не найдёте презумпции невиновности. Соответственно если на вас оформлено административное дело - вы должны доказывать что вы не виновны. Поэтому таки а где ваши доказательства?

    • @eth0222
      @eth0222 6 лет назад

      Shcherbyna

    • @koghs
      @koghs 6 лет назад

      Это не русские а какие-то другие славяне, ибо как раз они звучат клюквенно. Вспомните того же Бориса или Русского хакера.

  • @provansalll
    @provansalll 6 лет назад +225

    Русские мододелы как основные поставщики контента для канала

    • @kabyzdoch
      @kabyzdoch 6 лет назад +60

      бессмысленные и беспощадные

    • @provansalll
      @provansalll 6 лет назад +30

      @@kabyzdoch но забавные)

    • @meitaullray5071
      @meitaullray5071 5 лет назад +11

      И гениальные как Каджимбо

    • @acidgalantis8515
      @acidgalantis8515 5 лет назад +1

      Интересно , я один не понимаю половину того , что он говорит ? т. к. не очень понимаю английский

    • @spikerfam7768
      @spikerfam7768 5 лет назад +32

      ^Ай синк хи из ретардед^

  • @CombineWatermelon
    @CombineWatermelon 4 года назад

    occasionally I return to this video
    this was my introduction to jolly's channel and boy is it beautiful

  • @Metalman121
    @Metalman121 4 года назад +1

    Jolly:man shotguns are really a multi-purpose tool
    Me: introducing the all new kitchen shotgun

  • @litsoul6427
    @litsoul6427 6 лет назад +81

    *_[ Z A M O N K ]_*

  • @zaikolebolsh5724
    @zaikolebolsh5724 6 лет назад +27

    The half life 3 we deserve

    • @Scou1y
      @Scou1y 6 лет назад

      The sad cats pfps we deserve

  • @zedkillerbros5685
    @zedkillerbros5685 5 лет назад +8

    me; i wonder what they sound like with the music on? *turns on music*
    girl: *complete gibberish
    me:...wat?

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper 5 месяцев назад +3

    I like to share this video with my friends on steam and say that its a sneak peek of the Half-Life 3 development project.

  • @Boltkiller007
    @Boltkiller007 6 лет назад +47

    Half life 3 ? Pff. Just you wait the release of Kill The Monk 2, and you'll be stunned

  • @Silentimmy
    @Silentimmy 6 лет назад +68

    Вообще-то это гениально

  • @hampter4338
    @hampter4338 Год назад +1

    10:43
    Gman: doctor Freeman ,, punches him with a suitcase "

  • @retrox2677
    @retrox2677 2 года назад +1

    if this was a movie id watch it a million times