Ah fuck, just woke up and realised I didn't add a 2 to half life. I can't change it now without ruining my videos analytics so I'll just have to live with it.
I think it was just too loud. I only got those videos recommended yesterday, but it seems like he's streaming and just cutting together the best bits, so he probably muted himself not just to die laughing, but also be able to edit the scene in without having the audio blown out by his own laughter. Also respect for headphone users on stream and RUclips.
"Thank allah I don't live in europe" Yeah, you disgusting muslims are busy with sex trafficking, rape and forced harem marriage on silent women instead.
Well im russian who has been learning english for a long time and i understood all their phrases with ease. They are easier to understand than phrases from native english speakers
Ain't that the truth. If you find yourself playing Kill the Monk, it's because you're balls deep into the HL2 mod rabbithole and are scraping the bottom of the barrel trash in the 7s on moddb. You've heard about the Monk series by now, but it looks like a joke mod and you're trying to scratch that HL2 feels itch. This probably isn't the mod for me. Oh, but it is. You remember. Half-Life 2 mods CAN be good.
Honestly, this mod is actually pretty impressive. The cinematography is really good, most of the coding and story-based events are very well made. Everything but the writing and voice acting is pretty damned good, especially because it was made by ONE dude.
"Additional ideas" Oh sorry yeah you're right. "You should add blahblah and suchandsuch" is the equivalent of coding, writing, and recording all the voices.
This. Plus this mod is actually fun to play and doesn't take itself seriously. HDTF takes himself so damn seriously that even Victorian Era people would find it too tight-assed >.> (and that goes without saying that HDTF is boirng as f*ck to play too).
Yeah this is meant to be "bad,' but it does it in a way that isn't, you know, genuinely bad. It's playing up the silliness levels for fun and I love it for that.
The funny thing is: based on signs throughout half life 2's city 17 sections, city 17 is in Russia, so the accents are pretty accurate to if the resistance were made up of people from the area originally.
I always kinda imagined that the American accents were because the combine had mass relocated populations. Breen's loudspeaker speech in the beginning: "You have chosen, or... Been chosen, to relocate here." I imagined that many American workers had been forcibly moved to Eastern Europe, either because the people in the region were almost completely wiped out during the Seven Hours War, or just because the combine had in turn relocated the Europeans somewhere else. Mass forced relocation of people is a tactic that's sometimes employed in genocides and oppressive regimes to demoralize and alienate people, making them easier to subjugate. If they're not fighting to free their homeland, they don't have as much reason to fight. I know it's just a headcanon thing and the actual reason is for voice acting logistics and to make it more appealing to an American audience, but I always thought it was kind of a cool, plausible idea in-universe.
@@eldonhill4840 I think I remember reading once that there was supposed to be either many languages spoken by the NPCs or only english but with many accents, but they didn't do that because of voice acting and translations of the game to other languages.
Honestly, aside from voice acting this mod doesn't look all too bad. Level design is mostly good. It reminds me of classic Half-Life 2 mods from 2004-2006. Cutscenes are mostly done nicely. And unlike other trashy mods it has no fucking ear rape. Therefore it's a great mod.
Guess I didn't notice it. It's still fine compared to other stuff I've seen of Joley's channel (like "Rot life" and "The Wonder Mod"). At least this mod is funny and kinda entertaining. Those ones are retarded shit.
To be honest, G Man being leader of the Combine could have been a super cool plot reveal moment. Like we know that he's super powerful with interdimensional capabilities, but we don't know why. With him at the center of the Combine (an interdimensional empire) it would make so much sense.
-Please use that shotgun in my funeral- It's like a B-movie, it's bad but somehow you're having fun watching it because they enjoyed creating it.. it's so bad that it's good
If you'd be into Stalker modding scene, you'd know it's a common Russian sense of humour and modding style. On the other hand, these crazy bastards know how to make something that will keep you entertained for a long time.
"We hef found za monk. He is kiding in Ravenhome. Ze only way to penitrate ze base is to blow up ze door. Go to ze weapons store and buy a b u m b" -Vortigaunt, 2018
8:56 when I saw this I almost jumped out of my seat when I saw that this is my map Lol (except for the changes the modder made such as the picture frames). I just thought it was cool to see it getting around even though it's old. There's a newer version of it on the workshop from a little while ago. I can tell the one in the video is most likely the first upload I made of it.
That was freaking hilarious. I never want that guy to ever learn English. There would be so much comedy lost if he did. Dear lord the females in the mod. That was too funny!
Finally, the Episode 3 we've all been waiting for. Truely a fantastic end to the epic story of Gorden Freeman. Real Talk - This was better than episode 2. Real Real Talk - Nothing beats *"YoU FuCkeD uP mY FacE"*
Holy crap these voices, these are RUSSIANS. Хотя в принципе напоминает дикую клюкву на английском языке, типа: - "Are you gangsters?" - "No, we are russians!" (c) "Brother" film
Это административное дело, а в административных делах доказательства не нужны, почитайте кодекс об административных правонарушениях и вы там не найдёте презумпции невиновности. Соответственно если на вас оформлено административное дело - вы должны доказывать что вы не виновны. Поэтому таки а где ваши доказательства?
4:23 Jolly was initially slated to appear as a minor character in Outlast (2013), but, was unable to attend the shooting due to getting stuck between a pair of wooden doors.
Right before the stream is cut off at 10:55, you can see the credits for "English language correction and localization" at the bottom of the screen. Makes you wonder how the script looked like before the corrections...
Ah fuck, just woke up and realised I didn't add a 2 to half life.
I can't change it now without ruining my videos analytics so I'll just have to live with it.
Oh, hello there
Look on the bright side,No therapist and tinnitus surgery this week.
Oh well. I mean, does that even matter when we get to see an epic masterpiece such as this mod?
If you CAN even live with such a massive failure.
A Jolly Wangcore
There is a Kill the Monk 2.
Play it.
That was beautiful. they didn't take themselves seriously, while actually putting effort in.
Also i'm happy to see Jolly finally enjoy something.
It looks like an amazing experience.
I agree
Better mod then hunt down the freeman
I always wanted created mod ,but i am not really sure how do that?
I think it was just too loud. I only got those videos recommended yesterday, but it seems like he's streaming and just cutting together the best bits, so he probably muted himself not just to die laughing, but also be able to edit the scene in without having the audio blown out by his own laughter. Also respect for headphone users on stream and RUclips.
Screw the rest of this mod, when Grigory threw the crowbar at you and picked up his shotgun as a final boss, that’s fucking tight.
Hell yes
The monk is an honourable fighter
G-Min is immortal due to his godly suitcase.
Kill The Monk 2: Kill G-Min By Buying Another Bum
And it's Minecraft crossover
*Choose one of the following!*
Bum Friend
Dark Bum
Key Bum
Bumbo
Jimin-
Ok sorry
@@lukathurinn7906 you should be
I wonder what happens if G-min drops his suitcase.
(Yo it's fizz)
I don’t know about you but when I buried my grandpa the Priest totally used a shot gun to put the lid on the coffin. It’s a standard procedure really
True
Centuries old tradition
just beating the ground with a stick and hoping the dirt hits the dead village elder
Can confirm this is normal funeral procedure in Texas
turns out i mistook you for another person gg
Wow an actual well made comedy mod.
This is a well-made comedy mod only in the same sense that Plan 9 from Outer Space is a well-directed comedy film
Idk I though it's probably the best put together mod that he's ever ayed
It's well made in the sense that it's not a giant flat pit filled with poison headcrabs and purple checkerboards.
Okay, fine, it's The Room then. Better?
the Grown Ups of Half Life 2
Americans - "Man of a few words, aren't ya?"
Slavs - "I sink hhes reetarted."
That is actualy what we think about people who do not talk much :D
@@brambourgojgurt7973thank allah i don't live in europe
"Thank allah I don't live in europe" Yeah, you disgusting muslims are busy with sex trafficking, rape and forced harem marriage on silent women instead.
"Are you retired or somefink?"
@@Nombrenooriginalar ю retierd or somтing?
What a masterpiece. It has so many cliffhangers and amazing voice acting. 10/10 best mod since whatever you played last.
Well im russian who has been learning english for a long time and i understood all their phrases with ease. They are easier to understand than phrases from native english speakers
@@ГенийЖизни-л7ю Yeah I also have that, Im european.
The ending isnt a cliffhanger btw,its gman waking gordon whose sleeping on the job before the events of hl2
@Vu Tam what the frik?
Ain't that the truth. If you find yourself playing Kill the Monk, it's because you're balls deep into the HL2 mod rabbithole and are scraping the bottom of the barrel trash in the 7s on moddb. You've heard about the Monk series by now, but it looks like a joke mod and you're trying to scratch that HL2 feels itch. This probably isn't the mod for me. Oh, but it is. You remember. Half-Life 2 mods CAN be good.
What if Freeman doesn't talk because his English is even worse?..
*What if he's just simply mute.*
It's confirmed he isn't because in the backstory of half life he's said to have talked to someone over the phone
@@Phraqzy no he iz retired
@@adumbmaggot3476 The accent sounds more Russian.
@YayDude123 You know those old manuals they'd give for the game? one of those said that, i just woke up though so IDK right off the top of my head.
Game Theory: "Is G-Min leader of Combines?"
Honestly, this mod is actually pretty impressive. The cinematography is really good, most of the coding and story-based events are very well made. Everything but the writing and voice acting is pretty damned good, especially because it was made by ONE dude.
it wasn't made by one dude, look at the credits.
"Additional ideas" Oh sorry yeah you're right. "You should add blahblah and suchandsuch" is the equivalent of coding, writing, and recording all the voices.
This was Slavic shitposting at its finest.
I believe this simply is a Tzar-class shitpost.
ГОРЖУСЬ РОССИЕЙ!!!
No shit. Its better than Hunt down the Freeman. No bug, funny story line, hilarious voice acting.
This. Plus this mod is actually fun to play and doesn't take itself seriously. HDTF takes himself so damn seriously that even Victorian Era people would find it too tight-assed >.> (and that goes without saying that HDTF is boirng as f*ck to play too).
Hey hunt down the Freeman was a great plot twist game 😎
*@TheLegend27 Gaming*
You just fucked yourself.
This dude makes everything funny
It's like whoever made this one was like, "Screw it, I can't make a good mod, so I'm gonna make a weird, funny mod."
4:46 - Now that's something that sounds bad out of context
It's not much better IN context
Necrophilia
Does it sound good IN context?
"Everybody in this mod sounds like they've had some sort of brain trauma"
why yes, that describes us, eastern europeans pretty well
you guys are pretty insane
the USSR detonated a nuke so big the shock wave went over the entire planet several times
@skorn Arizona?
Weren't it Nevada?
@skorn I mean like didn't they detonated all of the bombs in Nevada?
You guys may have not noticed but...
He isn’t even Russian
From his name, he is Romanian
@@mrgrinderman8861 Both of them
You almost couldn't not tell that all the voice acting was the same person.
Pretty much like vanilla HL2.
The idiot speaking in the background seemed pretty different, but I'm not sure.
Wait... what? They don’t sound similar at all I didn’t know the voices were only one person
The girl voice got me....stunning performance
10:41 Half Life alyx ending leaked 2019
Renovolax thanks for the spoilers and I’m sad :(
Honestly not too far off from what actually happens.
@@diabloflare8304 I had beef stew yesterday, and now I have the shits 🤣
There is not a fish in my my boot!
Ok and?
@@l_ukers they said they were sad, I just felt the need to embarrass myself, to make them feel happy
Hunt Down the Monk: A mod by Hideo Kojima
Mr. Soad *A mod based on a Hideo Kojima's life
A mod made by Genius Kojumbo
A Hideo Kojima mod
Created & directed by Hideo Kojima
Gordon's Suit Solid 3: Monk Eater
@@mishka1569 Voice Acting and Sauce Generator planned and created by Genius Kojumbo
"Go to the weapon store and buy a bumb" vortigrunt 2056
I read this will he said that
2056
2056?
@@LMC764 A nod to LoneWolf2056, one of the developers of Portal Stories: Mel.
@@TheCoolEevee It is?
This mod is on "The Room" levels of so bad it's good.
I don't know, this mod does come off as tongue in cheek.
The difference is the Room was completely straight, this mod is plainly tongue in cheek
Yeah this is meant to be "bad,' but it does it in a way that isn't, you know, genuinely bad. It's playing up the silliness levels for fun and I love it for that.
Nah, that's hunt down the Freeman
It's well made for a basically a shitpost
Why do people buy new games when they can download great mods like this for free?
Because I was spoiled by all these videos
*I think they are retarded*
Tomivider retired*
The funny thing is: based on signs throughout half life 2's city 17 sections, city 17 is in Russia, so the accents are pretty accurate to if the resistance were made up of people from the area originally.
*_M E X I C A N_*
That hurted
I always kinda imagined that the American accents were because the combine had mass relocated populations. Breen's loudspeaker speech in the beginning: "You have chosen, or... Been chosen, to relocate here." I imagined that many American workers had been forcibly moved to Eastern Europe, either because the people in the region were almost completely wiped out during the Seven Hours War, or just because the combine had in turn relocated the Europeans somewhere else. Mass forced relocation of people is a tactic that's sometimes employed in genocides and oppressive regimes to demoralize and alienate people, making them easier to subjugate. If they're not fighting to free their homeland, they don't have as much reason to fight. I know it's just a headcanon thing and the actual reason is for voice acting logistics and to make it more appealing to an American audience, but I always thought it was kind of a cool, plausible idea in-universe.
@@eldonhill4840 thats no head canon or game theorys reaching for straws TM. Thats a real part of the lore and is hinted all over the first chapter
@@eldonhill4840 I think I remember reading once that there was supposed to be either many languages spoken by the NPCs or only english but with many accents, but they didn't do that because of voice acting and translations of the game to other languages.
I thought City 17 was somewhere in the Balkans
Honestly, aside from voice acting this mod doesn't look all too bad.
Level design is mostly good. It reminds me of classic Half-Life 2 mods from 2004-2006.
Cutscenes are mostly done nicely.
And unlike other trashy mods it has no fucking ear rape. Therefore it's a great mod.
It's a joke mod so the voice acting is spot on.
Well... there's ear rape... but it's in the form of jumpscares. XD
You don't consider those hunter screams during Monk parts earrape?
Guess I didn't notice it.
It's still fine compared to other stuff I've seen of Joley's channel (like "Rot life" and "The Wonder Mod"). At least this mod is funny and kinda entertaining. Those ones are retarded shit.
In agreement.
Ra ra rasputin, lover of the Combine queen
Emily?
Yes it's Emily. Best stardew waifu
Mr CynicalOptiMystical there was a g that really was man
Rhyming 11/10
Weird way to spell Abigail
7:32 Rest In Peace, Jimin.
Lol
i dont get the joke
I was looking for that comment lmao
@@voodoo2006 Jimin, a korean singer
@@tashkent561 and to add to that: we all know kpop is the most disgusting music industry
This is canon.
To be honest, G Man being leader of the Combine could have been a super cool plot reveal moment. Like we know that he's super powerful with interdimensional capabilities, but we don't know why. With him at the center of the Combine (an interdimensional empire) it would make so much sense.
That doesn't make much sense seeing as he had freeman kill breen and blow up the main military nexus of all the combine forces on Earth
Still better than hunt down the freeman
_Black Messa_
Anything is better then that shit. Fucking sticking my dick in a toaster and jumping into a bath is better.
Really says something about both of these mods that they don't even compare.
The only thing hunt down the Freeman is better than this in is it's beautiful voice acting.
NANDATO keemstar and pyro did a shit job lmao
8:33 I am so used to online gaming with the source engine that I didn't even find that funny until you did.
Lol
gmod?
GoldSrC games too
@@Shrek_es_mi_pastor csgo the main one probably
-Please use that shotgun in my funeral-
It's like a B-movie, it's bad but somehow you're having fun watching it because they enjoyed creating it.. it's so bad that it's good
Hey, this mod is a masterpiece
4:17
- finds dead body hanging by rope
Jolly Wangcore: *Logan Paul intensifies*
*W H Y A M I S T I L L G E T T I N G H A T E ?*
what
All about *_RESPECT_*
5:51 well atleast they got arnold schwarzenegger as a voice actor
Truly high quality
Message to Dev of this mod: PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE
*Based on a true story*
This? This all happened. You just didn't notice. That's what happens when you don't listen in History.
This all happened, **Cocks shotgun, shoots door, door closes***
Historical Accuracy:
*Kill The Monk > Battlefield V*
“Dr. Freemen” *proceeds to hit him with the suitcase in a weird way*
To quote G-Man: "And this is where I get off"
Half-S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: The Shadow of The Monk
of german
Why, don't do this
@@arkron7093 found you here kolega
O ty kurwa
Ah nu Cheeki Moonki i v Ravenholm
If you'd be into Stalker modding scene, you'd know it's a common Russian sense of humour and modding style. On the other hand, these crazy bastards know how to make something that will keep you entertained for a long time.
And this is why I love the Russians. Always the best humor.
actually, i think it's German
@@yuri2thomson314 eXcUSe mE WtF?!?!!?
@@purpleezah5382 I think you meant to say *_"Извините что блять"_*
@@yuri2thomson314 excuse me, it's German humor mate! It's no laughing matter!
I gently open the door
Sayo-
4:18
Major flashbacks.
@@bigstevie01 major flashbacks detected
That Voice actor truly has a great talent.
4:42 I love the way he got blocked by the corpse and kept awkwardly trying to avoid it.
3:48 a u t o m a t I c m e d I c a l s y s t e m e n g a g e d
There is an error in the title it should be "Kill Ze Monk" instead of "Kill The Monk".
Quack
Zombizoid! Gameplay y Noobeadas! Because it's a joke in this mod.
Гаиз летзго килл дэ монк!
^^ Whatever he said
АБСОЛЮТЛИ!!!
@@valkaerie8715 Whatever you said.
@@Mewcat хилариьёз
ай хэв онли кровбар, соу, летзго!
7:35 "They say he killed Jimin"
wish that would be true
We need Kill the Monk 2
V. Kill ze monk 2 zeemz impozzible zince zat ze monk waz killed.
Kill the Monk 2:Hunt down the G-man
@@Crrrow *G-min*
No wii need kil ze g-min
Itz don itz named saved the monk
7:44 Im clearly remember how German leed combines and invaded Poland in 1939.
That means they will kill us all using a suitcase
"We hef found za monk. He is kiding in Ravenhome. Ze only way to penitrate ze base is to blow up ze door. Go to ze weapons store and buy a b u m b" -Vortigaunt, 2018
1:57 every conversation at my school.
8:56 when I saw this I almost jumped out of my seat when I saw that this is my map Lol (except for the changes the modder made such as the picture frames). I just thought it was cool to see it getting around even though it's old. There's a newer version of it on the workshop from a little while ago. I can tell the one in the video is most likely the first upload I made of it.
Half-Life 2: Cyka Blyat Edition
Mod from Russia... With love
Cheeki breeki iv damke
@@primuspilusfellatus6501 ты ахуел?
@@off14551 I dont speak collectivization, sorry Товарищ
@@primuspilusfellatus6501 Ne pričam chesseburger, žao mi je.
I climaxed 3 times while playing this Mod. Happy memories.
Oh
Its a Turd in The wind! BRING OUT THE SMARTPHONES
50k
Fuck off
Burn in Hell.
woah there buddy, no swearing on this christian comment section
That was freaking hilarious. I never want that guy to ever learn English. There would be so much comedy lost if he did. Dear lord the females in the mod. That was too funny!
Did you mean "funnie"? (3:06)
I'm pretty sure he knows english though... otherwise he would have been speaking russian
@@TheDsRequiem his Engrish is so poor it might as well be Russian
@@INFILTR8US clearly you've never herd someone with heavy accent speaking english
All fun and games until your the only one who is able to speak plain English, and then it's the worst
Kill the monk is a great game, i really love when the monk was like "it's monkin time" and monked everywhere.
UNDERRATED COMMENT RIGHT HERE GUYS
@@DamianQualshy oh yes, *totally* underrated
@@conclusivestate aw come on, let me have it, morbin time meme was funny at one point
@@DamianQualshy well you're kinda right there, but it ain't as funny as before
This is truly the moment when Grigoru became the Heisenmonk
5:53 this bit killed me
"gO tO zE wEaPoN stOrE aNd bUy a BUMB " XD
funny af
JC, A BOMB!
1:01
Oh so that's what happened to Half-Life 2, I thought Wallace was the leader and G-Man was the creep following Gordon. The more you know...
If i'm going to be an engineer then i'll use a shotgun as my tool
The Team Fortress 2 Engineer does that :)
@@crack4184 I thought that too
@@sspark2686
"Thanks, misteh."
Mii tu
@@crack4184 Your welcome
A Half Life 2 fan campaign
Except everybody is voiced by one guy
7:45
imo that's the only line that sounds perfect lmao
3:58"Now im going to tea-bag you"
Zey say dis mod better than zunt down the friman.
Dont be crull are you retired or something?
Zey are rite.
Zey arr veri rite mii fried
i'm not crull, i'm juzt zayn ze truf
That's the only sense I've heard from this video.
Finally, the Episode 3 we've all been waiting for. Truely a fantastic end to the epic story of Gorden Freeman.
Real Talk - This was better than episode 2.
Real Real Talk - Nothing beats *"YoU FuCkeD uP mY FacE"*
Node out of graph, rebuilding
@@ilikesaying So, wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... Smell the (stolen) assets.
I think the best thing that came out of HDTF besides the hilarious reviews is the "you have my permission to die" line.
6:55 Probably at this moment he meant that later you have to earn them somewhere else and return to him.
Thanks, Russian, my dear comrade, for this amazing mod.
I'm still crying, even if my accent is absolutely the same :joy:
Nice stupid stereotype and racism about russia
@@megafrik Всегда пжлст, товарищь обиженка
can someone google translate im too lazy
@@chicharonnes98 Some guy complaining that such "mAkInG fUn Of RuSsIa" comment are "RaCiSt".
Пересматриваю видео n-ный раз. Всё также ссусь с дробовика.
Каждый раз, как в первый.
They definitely knew what they were doing
The way that gregori shoots the grave closed is just so hot
This is legitimately an actually good mod than the usual crap that is out there. I really hope there is a squeal to this mod!
A squeal? Don't think I wanna hear a russian man squeal.
If you wonder how they squeal, it's the sound of 500000 screaming Germans.
lookm up save the monk, its the original version of the mod
If you wonde ho zey German squeal, it's ze seund of 500000 zereaming reatards
If you wonder how the retards squeal, it's the sound of typing comments on a political video.
5:29
"I have the brain injury"
"That's terrible, but..."
"Ow"
This mod is literally half-serious.
HALF LIFE 3 Gameplay trailer. GAMEPLAY REVIEW. WALKTHROUGH
[HD] [60 FPS] [4K]
@@Scou1y HD and 4k?
@@kadrix732 yes
(FREE GIVEAWAY) (BATTLE ROYAL MODE CONFIRMED!??????/1)
Holy crap these voices, these are RUSSIANS.
Хотя в принципе напоминает дикую клюкву на английском языке, типа:
- "Are you gangsters?"
- "No, we are russians!"
(c) "Brother" film
Какие ваши доказательства?
В титрах указаны некие Руслан Гоффман и Адам Оренбургский. Как по мне так они русские или хотя-бы из СНГ.
Это административное дело, а в административных делах доказательства не нужны, почитайте кодекс об административных правонарушениях и вы там не найдёте презумпции невиновности. Соответственно если на вас оформлено административное дело - вы должны доказывать что вы не виновны. Поэтому таки а где ваши доказательства?
Shcherbyna
Это не русские а какие-то другие славяне, ибо как раз они звучат клюквенно. Вспомните того же Бориса или Русского хакера.
Take a shot every time the mod puts him at 1 HP.
That was unironically a great mod
Русские мододелы как основные поставщики контента для канала
бессмысленные и беспощадные
@@kabyzdoch но забавные)
И гениальные как Каджимбо
Интересно , я один не понимаю половину того , что он говорит ? т. к. не очень понимаю английский
^Ай синк хи из ретардед^
I keep rewatching all of your mod videos and this one is probably my favorite
4:20 - "That's a little grim."
(proceeds to play with the hung corpse)
Вообще-то это гениально
4:23
Jolly was initially slated to appear as a minor character in Outlast (2013), but, was unable to attend the shooting due to getting stuck between a pair of wooden doors.
Half life 3 ? Pff. Just you wait the release of Kill The Monk 2, and you'll be stunned
*guy in meeting room*
"but what comes after that?"
Kill ze monk 2.5
*"I want him to die"*
- Darth Vader made in china
8:42
Back at Black mesa, Alyx used a ladder ya know, she was the only one who did it in half life 2.
Didn't she also have a unique climbing animation?
@@gyppygirl2021 She does, Go Check it out if you can.
In Black Mesa East.
Best mod of the all mods for Half-Life 2
*_[ Z A M O N K ]_*
I reject my humanity gordon!
The New jojo stand
ZA MANKO!
Wait, that sounds wrong...
MrSonny6155 Manko means vagina in japanese XD
@ 7:10 i can translate the speech
"Vort told me 2 times already, brozeir, go to him!"
As a Russian, I've got to say, this voice acting is fucking PRICELESS to listen to. Thanks so much for unearthing this gem!
The half life 3 we deserve
The sad cats pfps we deserve
I like to share this video with my friends on steam and say that its a sneak peek of the Half-Life 3 development project.
10:25 Top 10 saddest anime endings
Half Life 2 but its made by russians
Based on a true russian story
VODKA
Uruburus
With severe brain trauma
"ze bumb has been planted"
glory to the soviet union then
I watched this while having aggressive diarrhoea on the toilet and each laugh helped push more thanks
Right before the stream is cut off at 10:55, you can see the credits for "English language correction and localization" at the bottom of the screen. Makes you wonder how the script looked like before the corrections...
I, for one, am all for this Half-Life/Metro 2033 crossover fanfiction
10:43
Gman: doctor Freeman ,, punches him with a suitcase "
3:04 "What a story,Mark!"
That scream at 7:50 is one of true, absolute terror. 10/10
7:49 *”NO GOD NAOOOOO”*
Oh my god, JC, a BUMB!
A bumb!
The number of times this fades to red or black and dumps the player on the ground with 1 health is kind of spectacular.
“I have a good feeling about this one”
Typically a solid indicator things are not going to go well
0:45 - That part is based on a true story.
Namely most job interviews I had.
Doctor freeeeemaan.....
*proceeds yo hit gordon with ze zuitcase*
I like how at 7:45 the voice acting is actually really decent. I think the voice actor actually died during that.
This mod is very well made. I used to make maps for HL2 and CS:GO and I know how hard it is to get a good result. Respect for whoever made this.