So I installed a mod for Half-Life 2... - The Citizen
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- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2019
- Finally got around to editing this. Only 7 months after recording it...
Mod:
www.moddb.com/mods/the-citizen
Twitter:
/ jollywangcore
Twitch:
/ jollywangcore
Patreon:
/ ajollywangcore
End song:
Half-life OST - Closing theme. 
Игры
For those of you wondering why this sounds a bit different than usual. This is something I've had hanging around for ages. I did a rough edit about 7 months ago then just kind of forgot about it...
Found it last week and decided to go back, give it a bit of polish and release it. Enjoy monotone ASMR Jolly.
It Is Not A Joke If You Have To Explain It For It To Be Funny @Max Pain
Make videos more often yo
Whats the song in the outro?
A Jolly Wangcore You posted for my birthday! I'm so happy! THANK YOU!
A Jolly Wangcore it’s alright
'Spot the traitors among us' "Breens meme game is kinda weak."
No, Breens meme game was ahead of it's time.
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sus universal union
amogus
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It is great because he the traitor working with the combine!
And thus two years later Breen would be the height of comedy with one single poster
amogus
@@pootnation8189 amgonus
aogmosu
one single poster, the imposter ඞ
@@crazy_wwww what vid?
"it was nasty down there"
"it killed steve"
Imagine going to Steve's funeral after that.
Priest: steve was a good man, he worked with the resistance to help freed us all, lamentably he was killed at his 24 years by jollys desgusting peen
"I thought you were dead for sure"
dont talk like that about my penis
Sbeve
Man, the resistance must really need people if they bring in some random dude and pretty much tells him everything.
Kurzaen keep in mind said random dude stole a tv, released flying killer robots, AND recked a guys auto-shop
Kurzaen they did the same with freeman
@@queenofvermin Except Freeman was trusted because he was at the Black Mesa Incident
@@magikman481 Yeah, but why doe? Last time any of them saw him, his action led to aliens coming to Earth, and it's not like there's a damous Black Mesa employee collaborating with Combine, right?
@@ace0071000 No no no you got it all wrong. They recruited half life man in there because he was the same guy who was able to kill 1000+ aliens all by himself. A guy like that would probably have a good chance and stopping an oppressive regime. Also the resistance leaders just happened to be his best friends from black mesa.
7:53 “Breen’s meme game is kind of weak”
Oho......
If only he knew.
his sense of humor is beyond space and time
among us
It was weak, until A M O G U S came in.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@@lesbiandawg fingernails.
"so no head?"
*smashes phone*
*joins resistance*
He joined resistance to disable the suppression camp and get head
6:50 "you need some rest before the mission" *instantly passes out* the speech was just that inspiring.
It took that long
@@pray7056 thanks captain obvious
@Thanos thanks captain obvious
@@NarinaSotha Thanks captain obvious
The Breen meme aged like fine wine
Fr
Breen is sus
You even get an amogus official merch suit
TV broke.
Totally understandable have a great day.
should have got his free tv
Still holds up today
@@trey7304 Sorry, TV still broke.
7:50 Breen predicted the Amogus meme. God fucking damnit.
Yeah.
5:31 - And that's why you always add level transition entities to your maps
I was trying to do a test mod and that happened thanks for saying it
i dont know why but the expansions for hl had the same problem prolly just me
I think in this case, it was because the cereal boxes were probably brush entities, not physics props.
Ah, i remember this mod. the voice acting werent all bad lol
You did voice acting for the mod?
That's pretty cool, even tho some voices were a tad bit monotone
Still better than Hunt Down the Freeman that's for sure.
TeslaVet pretty sure the voice actors are Geordie hahaha
Moonwalker917 “we are so fucked”
@@LaCheeseman "YOU BETTER OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND START TALKIN!"
"the aliens are coming! we've been compromised!"
"spit it out corporal!"
"oh colonel... we are so fucked!"
7:45 when the traitor is sus 😳
7:50
[insert a "When the imposter is sus!" joke here]
breen’s meme game wasnt too weak, it was too far ahead for our feeble minds to understand
@@opiumgoon666 nah it's pretty weak
even 7 months ago, any person who made an among us joke was murdered
Hey, still better than Hunt down the freeman
Black Messa
I mean Jolly makes it look like a shitshow but it's a genuinly great mod
@@LL-yd8zz Jollly makes everything look like a shitshow. That's the reason why we like him tho
@@KHlb_ however, he somehow makes kill the monk look better than it was intended to be
"YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE!"
Voice acting this time around was a roller coaster. Interesting choice to have Steven Wright bugged out on quaaludes the entire recording session.
Yup. The voice acting was pretty good
Stephen Wright doesn't even need Quaaludes to sound like he's on Quaaludes.
7:48 WHEN THE TRAITORS ARE SUS!😳
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Do not press the button
Jolly: Im gonna press that button
10:20 list of things he's done in that small time span:
-Got his shit kicked in by some cops
-Became a terrorist
-Stealthily launched a grenade at a cop 10 feet away
-Got his shit kicked in by a psychic slug
7:56 spot traitors among us is alot more funny now
give the mans tv back!
Nooo
In City 17, one does not simply return what they stea...I mean, borrowed!
GET YOUR FREE TV. TVS ALL AROUND. TVS FOR EVERYONE.
on last show before nova prospekt
"So we're not gonna bang?"
Not with the supression field in place you're not
"And that's when I decided to join the resistance."
"That ending was unsatisfying."
Play The Citizen Returns! It's MUCH better!
Interesting.
Yeah it’s an excellent mod
POV: you stopped at 7:50 to check if the new comments are full of *it*, and now you are disappointed about the fact that they are
time to mark a bunch of comments as spam i guess
9:10
The voice actor for this dude reminds me of Goldman from House of the Dead 2. *"We must protect the LOIFE cycle."*
Goldman is the type of guy who's always bored but wants to sound excited
Civil judgement? But that's ransacking a place
I think civil judgement is a beating, if I'm right.
Yep,and i even think they have quotas of beating to do too.
They can beat my meat anytime
after studying codes and stuff for an rp group, civil judgement is a beating to a citizen for breaking a rule.
“So we're not gonna bang?”
silly jolly, sex is illegal in city 17!
Man i will not survive in city 17 for long
the combine pressed a butten poeple dont even get the urge enymore its not illigal
@@sir_duckington1245 The button doesn't turn off the urge, it just makes conception impossible.
It is illegal.
@@raiderfox7229 it is illigal and they have a machine so u don't think if having sex it's almost impossible to think
It's not illegal. You just can't get pregnant
0:40
he protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, he want his tv bacc
At least the douche got out of the way.
He also smacc
7:50 i dunno that meme's pretty funny now
7:40 jolly: im truly one of the greate-*gets shot*
A much more compelling side-story mod than Hunt Down the Freeman could ever hope to be.
Of course, cleaning a dirty toilet with nothing but GoldSrc is more faithful to the Half-Life than HDtF was.
Mate, half life: echoes made more cannonical sense than HDtF
@@Numbers225in echoes ive always wondered: if gman was with shepherd in the chopper while the nuke went off and gman was going after the kingpin who stole alyx before the nuke, did gman go talk to shepehr befor going for the baby?
7:51 spot traitors AMONG US
Me living in 2021: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
8:20 so this is why the combine are such terrible combatants - their vision obscured, hearing their breath and tunnel vision. Plus only red world to them.
I love how Larry is just standing in his own garage, in the dark, just waiting for someone to open the door. That's commitment right there.
I legitimately can't wait until you play the Citizen Part 2. Larry has the voice of a stoic angel ad is a god among men.
8:53 "it kill steeve" LMAOOOO IM LAUGHING SO HARD
"You're a trustworthy guy so I'll recruit you into the resistance"
5 seconds later
sends one of those flying hack things against an innocent citizen just because he wants to know what a button does
Yes, trustworthy indeed
Those things are called manhacks
I mean he didn't lie
4:47
"British accents are not my forte" says the Australian man
10:40 Half Life In A Nutsheel
The voice acting in this game feels unmotivated.
"Oh no, I'm dying. Ugh. Well I'm dead."
You have to play Transmission: Element 120. It's amazing
i played that game it was spooky tough and i think i couldnt come further cuz of a glitch
Its gameplays its just amaizng and the mechanics are very interwsting but its just too short if they would expand and give more lore sense it would be perfect
I been watching your vids all morning to get me going, stoked to find a new one just uploaded.
I love Jolly, I've watched you since oblivion with mods, I don't care how long it takes you to put out videos, just please keep making videos, I love this madness and your commentary.
just another beatyfull day.
Being purged by the Combine.
Beautiful*
@@destroyerofbothworlds8607 r/woosh
"At least I still got my lamp"
Onion Bro lampy c:
"I'm going to name it Crispy. Crispy The Cat"
Who said LÄMP???
Breen had strong meme game from the future
Man your editing has come on leaps and bounds from the first time I watched your videos.
it almost seem in like every half life mod it ends with G-man taking you G-man gotta have atleast like a hundred people in his control at this point even more
Thanks for subtitles!
I learn English when I watch your videos
7:48 Breens meme game was ahead of its time
"Among us"
Love your videos Jolly, please upload more :D
This was one of the only other Half-Life 2 mods I played when I was younger. Can't say there was anything wrong with it; I liked it the whole way through.
If I remember correctly, there may be a part 2 to this somewhere on ModDB. Maybe you can try that out too! Great video, as always.
there was indeed a part 2
Where ia part 2?
Its called the Citizen Returns
"So we're not gonna bang?" Come on Jolly, you have H-Doom for that.
today is the one year anniversary of this video, remember watching this exactly one year ago, let's go for 2 years, good stuff.
*Asian Woman:* You should go visit Argento, he lives on the top floor.
*Knocks door*
*SI SON DARDO Y MARIA ELENA PASEEEN*
No me esperaba esto. Gracias.
Sos un capo
JAJSJQUYJWUSHJJSHSV TE AMO
Boludo pensé lo mismo JAJAJAJ
Me cruce con el comentario de pedo porque RUclips no me notificó sus comentarios Jajajajaja
5:13 *he blocked the bullets with the cereal*
1:27
I don't think Jolly remembers that there's a suppression field active 😆😂🤣
Depends on whether the suppression field stops the boners or just the babies.
After all, It's never really specified what part of reproduction is actually being suppressed in the games.
Nah you can still bang. The field makes you sterile tho.
@@RadekCrazy1
But I've also heard quotes stating it also suppresses the urge to reproduce 🤔
@@AGrayPhantom perhaps if it makes people infertile it also... Reduces their sex drive? Since probably those hormones aren't as active? Or whatever?
10:00 "What can possibly go wrong?"
Top 10 last word before disaster
7:50 WHEN THE!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
😳 moment
7:47 :)
You know what I am smiling about.
7:30 Jolly Says I'm good at stealth Proceed to shoot a enemy with a grenade
I can feel the emotions radiating out of his voice.
Also Jolly finally got his free TV.
I fucking love this channel so much, you are a neverending source of entertainment!
Taking all the mods that for some reason have the G-man around and seemingly recruiting more and more folks, disregarding how pathetic their adventures actually are, he must have an army six times the size of the remaining human population of the Half-Life universe by now.
Doc Holliday No that’s wrong, maybe only a fifty people concerned
@@Rod0411 Son, Moddb alone has 868 mods for Half-Life itself (not counting the 1,070 addons, 29 mods for OP4, and 5 for bloody _BLUE SHIFT_ which exist for some reason), 1115 for HL2, and 401 more Episode 2, not to mention all the other engine mods set in the same Universe. None of the above numbers even consider the mods never added to Moddb or some bloody fanfictions which are unfortunately bound to exist too.
Although my estimate is obviously overestimated, it may not even necessarily be false considering that there may as well exist a mod or a story written by a 12 year old which either features some sort of overly complex Rick & Morty style multiverse full of Gordons being prepared for some sort of infinity war or just some random ass story about dinosaurs never having gone extinct, but instead having all been recruited by a time traveling G-Man to fight the combine. Or something else as remarkably stupid. Take your pick.
So, do you happen have another expert opinion to contribute for examination?
Doc Holliday Well you know numbers but you know shit about playing them because I played already countless of them for more than a decade and not so much have Gman in it, monitoring you
@@Rod0411 Son, disregarding what you consider "countless", you have likely merely touched the surface. The game has been out for over two decades and some of us have been part of the mod community since the very early days. There has been quite a few anomalies. Your over-confidence and inability to understand over-exaggerations speak volumes about your character as well. And as for literal interpretation, as aforementioned, it only takes one and not countless specimens.
I figure the old saying 'Don't teach your father how to fuck' will suffice to end this conversation.
@@Rod0411 Hell, I would bet the Sven-Coop maps alone cover your estimate of fifty.
7:46 I can’t take it anymore
6:12 at least it isn’t president Keemstar
You're my favorite youtuber, I love your vids!
7:51 HE SAID THE WORDS
7:47 spot traitors "Among us"
I just lost one of my friends and now i started watching some of your Videos and now im Happy again
I love the quiet sound of a distant manhack in the background of the Larry's Garage segment
Jolly is one of the most sarcastic bastards on the internet... This is why we all love him (well it's why I love him anyway) ❤❤
7:52 AMOGUS
bus sus amog us
“a master, of stealth”
*shot at and then the clip cuts*
I love this channel
That man's name is not Argento.
That man's name is John Freeman.
Trey Brumley argento means argentinian lol
7:50 AMOGUS MOMENT!!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Breen's meme game was ahead of it's time
6:34
I felt that when i did a playthrough of this mod 2
7:50 AMONG US AMONG USSSSS HE SAID IT OMG AMOOOONG USS!!!!!!!!!
7:50 he said it lads
I bought the orange box on Xbox One today as my gaming pc ia not feeling well but it is nice to be playing HL2 again. Thanks for the awesome vids and getting me back into HL2
Dont stop this,i love you
7:49 Sus
Breen did it, he predicted among us
no, shut up.
@@LokivSource2 chill lmao it's called satire
Recently played through this mod a month ago really great mod.
I just realized, but breen's meme was just ahead of it's time
Donating my positive comment to please the video engagement metrics. All hail our glorious algorithmic overlords.
You forgot to comment jewelry expensive words, so that the algorithmic Ferrari Tesla overlords may gift our Five Star Hotel Resort Penthouse friendly Jolly Wangcore expensive car advertisements fashion.
This might be weird but I love your voice
7:44 Dear god
His meme game wasn’t weak,
*He was seeing the future*
Breens meme game was ahead of it's time.
7:50 IS SUS
Wow, amogus memes in 2008?
"oooh i can show that."
"be there in a second"
I expected the noob tube grenade when jolly was talking about him being a master of stealth
Amoung us..... my brain fucking hurts
Why
@@eprg9221 maybe because it's a stupid repetitive spammy meme that should've died as soon as it started
@@subg9165 oh, I interpreted it in an other way
7:50 SUS
i remember playing this a while ago was interesting watching you play
7:50 When the breen is sus!