Watching Paint Dry: The Game (The Mod)
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2019
- B̷̤͌it o̴̢̍f a weird on̶̠̋e but overall I think it was z̸̟͆any enough. i̴͎͒ hope you enjoy it.
MOD:
www.moddb.com/mods/watching-p...
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Игры
"I wish Jolly would play more meme mod", "I wish jolly would play more quality mods", "I wish jolly would play more horror mods".
Well here you go fuckers.
SPOILERS BELOW:
Please note, I cut a LOT of searching for ways to get into things and theory crafting about what was going.
Which is why I was a bit peeved when it ended like that...
I tried just about everything to stop the "ending" from occurring and it's not possible. I even jammed the toilet door open and it doesn't work.
However there is one other ending to this mod. It turns out it's actually just watching the paint dry...
this is amazing
i like you
Fek
Why you do it to yourself?
Do you have any plans for the ''They Hunger'' mod you did? I really enjoyed watching that and sad that it's not available to watch on your Twitch anymore.
“Thats not very stanley parable of you”
*game* proceeds to be very much stanley parable
Realtime feedback! Cool tech!
and the 2.0 update adds a stanley parable layer
@@SMG-vx3mu what does it add
@@charlieterz5033 a couple of new endings, four or five new layers, and a new texture in the secret room at the bottom layer.
This is the story of a man named Stanley-
Wait. You are not Stanley!
All he wanted to do is break the game, but in the end, the game broke him.
*snaps*
Bamboozled the bamboozler
That suns up my experience with it pretty much
Funny thats poetic as fuck
*Its an game to not be fucked up with*
This mod now have like 10 different Endings
And a reference to "hold me breen, i wanna die in your arms" you said when Bonzi was about to erradicate the world
RMT Productions that’s meta af!
It already had like 5 endings just in this video
cough cough *stanley parable* cough cough
he needs to play again
Ikr
Jolly, the game was just updated with more endings, revamped old endings, and the rattman room was extended! You should play through it again!
Jolly on Stream answered, *No* .
Ok, well I'll just say that he got referenced on some graffiti.
Cause the mod got popular again because of him.
@@maxruble5433 *that's smart*
@@maxruble5433 actually *too smart* I don't think he'll be able to comprehend what you just said.
*fast forward to him finding this.*
@ThyPeasantSlayer because
*The Child has already been born.*
It's been Nine months Slayer, WHERE. HAVE. YOU. BEEN?.
"I failed at watching paint dry."
Yeah no that about sums up Jolly's channel.
He should honestly make shirt with that on it.
@Hentie4Life I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jake Paul in a nutshell
"Yeah no"
Australia
Well... you ain’t wrong
"That's not very Stanley Parable of you" is a phrase I'll use from now on whenever a game doesn't accept my disobedience
xd
Stealth Gaming quit trying to lick your eyes, you look like a fool
@@neutralghast352 bruh
This is how I felt playing that Superliminal game :/
@@neutralghast352 wut
Jolly, did you know that you made it into the game?
You’re in one of the hidden cupboards, quoted as “Breen, hold me”.
@Valskyr Did his statement hurt your fragile masculinity ?
@@C0XKR04CH can u gimme a gist in 5 words or loss:
@@C0XKR04CH Thanks now I’m a world destroying mad scientist
The heck happend here that this went from jolly making it into the mod to soy stuff
@@C0XKR04CH Jesus I know it was for months ago but damn, I hope you've improved since then. You get way too worked up about internet people insulting you back. You made an entire paragraph over someone saying seven words to you. Like seriously, you proved their insult to be correct.
"Okay so were just gonna open the fridge and bhop into paint hell"
- DeSinc
Do a 360 over this toilet and do a backhop into the other dimension..
@@youidiot1183 so you just wanna do a accelerated backhop then do a 720 fridge hop. Once you do that you should be able to kill bonzi buddy
"I failed at watching paint dry."
This game is brutal. It's the dark souls of watching paint dry games.
such patience manly men and strong willed women must have to beat this mod
He should have checked to see if it was dry after the fire layer.
In Soviet Russia, paint dries games.
This game makes you feel like a paint. 10/10
-IGN
“You come into a game called watching paint dry and you don’t have the patience to wait thirty seconds”
''So im gonna make this more monotomus'' 'welcome to watching grass grow:the game. In this game,you sit and watch grass grow in real time'' ''Have fun! :)''
i saw the vid too
You are not even a dog.
@@IDrawStuff24 chihuahuas when people share fun
@@IDrawStuff24 Woah, it's almost as if OP wanted to quote their favouite part of it!
Everybody is confused how jolly crossed dimensions using a toilet, but....
*Nobody it talking about how he flushed the toilet first before using the toilet.*
The legend says that the poop is still there, unflushed
Well ofc, do you want someone's other poop to touch your ass when you're pooping?
I always flush the toilet first; I've seen way too many Internet stories of weird shit like frogs, snakes and other critters crawling up into toilet bowls from the sewers to not flush before putting my buttcheeks on the seat.
Dargonhuman that’s weird bro I think you’re paranoid
@@Dargonhuman unless you live in Detroit I don't think that's gonna happen
maybe the real paint was the friends we watched dry along the way
Wa?
that's some deep shit man...
Gruesome.
Cant wait for:
Experiencing Mid-Life Crisis The Game
watching mario have a mid-life crisis
Experiencing Mid-Life Crisis The Game (The Mod)
That’s called Jerma’s streams...
@@kalashniben9005 We need a stretcher , call 911, this was straight up murder.
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts at least you can quit at any time and no one will go sad
Jokes aside, the mod is pretty impressive actually.
Agreed
Wait how come?
@David Pielord yes thanks
Hence why I asked the question 🤔
@@RageQuitRQ Someone here is hard to impress uh
I'm legit just asking why and nobody can give me a straight answer
Instead you jump to insults which is incredible
Can someone who isn't trying to be a smartass just give me a straight answer ?
I found the real ending.
You have to go to the guys room with a pain can and throw it at him. Then he says that you've created a paradox; he has to remove everything that touches the paint, but if he removes himself, who will remove him? Then he keeps repeating it in a circle over and over until the world collapses. Then you're in the house again like a new layer, except this time the paint is dry! You go to the hallway and the door to the house is open. You leave the house and the credits roll. This is in the new patch of the game which has new layers, and it mentions you, Jolly, for making the game popular again. So this ending might just be a new thing introduced in the 2.0 patch. Still, it's great to have a real ending. You should check it out!
*_Not gonna lie, I used to have dreams like these when I was a kid._*
What a traumatizing dream
Same
Same, but i was the narrator
You dreamed of Bonzi Buddy being a deity strong enough to erase the world as a kid?
1: Normal
2: Upside-down
3: Hell
4: Buried
5: Zombie apocalypse
6: Computer's home
Or mabye
7: Half-Life2.exe has stopped responding
7: Bonzi
Y tf didnt he try to enter the fridge in the 7 world
its like that scene from hannibal:
1: Weird Guy
2: Insane Guy
3: Normal Lookin Dude
8: Half Life 3
Jolly: *Fails within the first 10 seconds of starting*
Me: Considering how the last video went that’s a record.
dick
David Ththird it’s a joke that jolly is bad at video games, so you therefore are the dick.
No..
_Nothing_ can beat that record
@@davidththird6460 Do you even watch his videos? if you would watch his videos, you wouldn't say that.
Wall: you couldn't live with your own impatience.
where did that bring you?
Back to me!
*Jolly during intercourse*
Jolly: how deep can we go?
where is he?
Hell
Haha, funny sex joke
17:12
"Oh, thats surprisingly nice"
narrator: you have touched the wall
jolly: yeah
narrator: the wall was not dry
jolly: yeah
narrator: you fail
jolly: aw
what?
@@newagederpderp when jolly First touched the wall the narrator said that along with jolly saying Yeah 2 Times before the narrator says you lose causing jolly to say aw
gosh i cant believe i just explained a fucking conversation
0:53
@@average7557 that's freaking hilarious
Absolute rebel
"That wasnt a hard reset,
That was like a soft reboot."
Subscribed
same
One of many endings to this mod: you open the door to the left of the key card reader, in there there’s a table with some wierd little machine. You go into the little vent he was in before, take the satellite that’s in there, put it on the machiene, take the clock next to the fridge and put it on there as well. Now you go into the other room (with help of the key card) and flick the switch. You go into the fridge BUT DONT JUMP DOWN. You flick that switch as well. And then the machine will start up. So you walk into the machine (a time machine if it wasn’t already obvious) and after that you can touch the wall :)
Some other stuff in the game is also: blowing up the earth.
The Stanley parable (literally)
The backrooms
And a paradox, here’s how to do that:
When in the room with the TV, take one of the paint buckets and throw it on the TV, you will now have created a paradox, he will have to remove himself from the game since he touched the paint. This causes you to warp into a different dimension. You can’t open the fridge and the key card room is now just an attic. On the first level there’s a big glowey white door. You walk into the door. And the credits roll. I cried first time completing this mod. It’s a really poetic experience for just being a half-life 2 mod. I highly suggest you playing it. If you wanna do that, here are the instructions:
Go to the link that jolly so kindly provided in the description, download the zip file. Unzip the file into. Steam/steamapps/sourcemods. Go into steam, and in the top left corner where it just says “steam” you click there and click “exit” now open steam again and the mod will be in your games library. If it’s not there it might be because you don’t have the original half-life 2 game. They’re only about 8$ each on steam. Go play them too. They’re masterpieces!
Little did he know the meme he created by posting this video would lead to 10k viewers on RTGames twitch.
@@user-no3tu9kh3p Nah, fuck what Rusty said, you have shit taste. End of story.
@@user-no3tu9kh3p Nah, your tastes are hot garbage.
You’re just going to hate on this guy because his opinion is different than yours? You’re not even going to level any valid criticism? Really? You guys are literally the stereotypical internet haters. Almost makes me wonder if there’s some inside joke I’m not getting,
@@marcar9marcar972 We ain't telling you though lol.
@@marcar9marcar972 the dude never gave a reason. If he just says he's bad with no reason, then his opinion simply doesn't matter
Narrator: "You stumbled into the twelfth plane of torment on your way to the kitchen?"
Jolly: "I am not a clever man."
Jolly: "I failed several times at watching paint dry, what do you expect of me?"
I know that reference!
I feel genuinely sad when Jolly was talking about how he wants to entertain people. It doesn't even feel like a joke.
i felt that
Maybe its not a joke, some people takes things way too serious..
Which part? can you give a timestamp?
@@regriefing1807 17:45
yeah ;(
The real paint drying was the friends we made along the way.
When he opened the fridge, I started freaking out because that looked exactly like SCP-432 and for some odd reason 432 gives me straight nightmares.
Дарова епта!
“No Stanley Parable adventure”
Watching paint dry: are you sure about that?!
Omg i like 1000
Holy shit. 1,000 likes.
you have a thousand likes but you're so low in the comments
also they added an actual stanley parable ending
Jolly: Watches paint getting dry
* Crosses dimensions, goes to hell and purgatory *
Can you consider that a fail?
The first minute yeah.
If anything it’s a win
*Yes.*
I mean he never actually watched the paint dry..
Everytime he would somehow endup even in another dimension, but not ending the watch time.
lmao
this is one of the "don´t judge a book by its cover" games huh?!
"Well, I tried. I fucking tried, god damn it." Liked and subbed. That was the real wisdom here.
I remember when i first subbed to A Jolly Wangcore he didn't even commentate or speak for that matter
just text lmao.
Jolly wanker was good times.
Same
Good old days
5:03 "Got the portal gun"
-Jolly
i was hoping somebody to say this thank you
I thought this was my comment that first
P O R T A L G U N
Your icon...
I just realized that
You could have just went deeper into the layers when bonzi came.
Actually if you try to, Bonzi Buddy blocks the fridge.
“Right, got the portal gun”
_erm_
Coco hmmmm
Jolly, there’s a part 4 to the Office “Prank”. You should definitely finish it
it got sadly deleted
Дарова епта!
i just watched part 3 and next video was this
Oh shit here we go again...
@@average7557 why?
Curios is the mod-maker's art. His efficacy is unwitnessed by his own eyes.
@@xtcrider8270 dont see how that's edgy but ok
Darkest dungeon references Casually ok than.
@@xtcrider8270 how is that edgy, do tell me.
Marco’s Technic Engineering it’s a DD reference dickhead
That is an "edgy" comment, but at the same time I don't want to defend that guy as everyone here seems really touchy about their Darkest Dungeon references.
I'll help you with the Conclusion to make those hours acceptable:
What matters in life is to try many things.
Дарова епта!
I really like how your editing looks like SovietWomble's. It's enjoyable to watch lol
This reminds me of the time Jolly lost his shit over crates
This reminds me of the time Dunkey beat Sky in Smash
Best jolly insanity ever
still waiting for jolly to establish the fourth reich for the sole purpose of genociding crates.
now that's a political movement i'd like to join!
in which video happened?
@@SempiternalOG In the crate genocide mod video
Everyone: ooh funny video
Me: desinc can’t speedrun this one
He can
Bet
DeSinc : ARE YOU CHALLANGING ME TO A DUEL
This game allows gravity gun you think he can’t?
Jolly needs to play version 2.0. There’s new content in it for him to discover.
holy shit that grass is actually growing too, if you skip ahead in the video you can see the length difference
Ending: **is a meme**
Jolly: *_"I hate it"_*
"Read more" doesn't work
@@ronfino Wtf thats spooky
Okay, I'm not even surprised that this exists.
We need a sequel.
@@BarotaeranCZ gay ass anime picture
In a world where there's an XXX mod for ye oldy Doom? Heck no! Surprises for no one!
sNaS stfu
Ey that one magic anime with lewd uniforms that I keep forgetting the name of.
This is the first video I've watched of yours Sir Jolly and I can say I am very entertained and laughed so hard at 3am it woke up my bird.
My bird started screeching at me and was much angry, anyway I'm subscribing because again hilarious.
Randomly stumbled across your videos and not even 2 minutes in... This is the one where I subscribed. Thank you
"Jolly is gonna watch paint dry for 18 minutes? Ok yeah ill watch"
-was not disappointed XD
Considering you were expecting to see a guy watching paint dry, I guess its hard to be dissapointed XD
I was disappointed at not being disappointed
_grabs gravity gun_
"Got the portal gun!"
@@NerfPlayeR135
I think literally everyone noticed that.
Ugh.. makes ne cringed so bad when he says that the gravity gun was portal gun...
@@wojakthecrusader1410 lol why its an easy mistake to make
he said it right the first time
I skipped forward to see that this was not a 18 minute video of you watching paint dry and ive never been more disappointed
This place definitely classifies as an SCP...
SCP-001
(Jolly's proposal)
(looks around at fire) "Things are really starting to heat up!"
Why, Jolly, why....
He's in the heat of the moment
@@fulcrum2951 You really can't blame him-the situation was quite fiery
This is fine.
I read that as he said it LMMFAO
Never thought this was gonna be my favorite video ever
In a world of less than no Womble Uploads, you fill the void in my heart, Jolly. This was a beautiful video. Gonna sub and binge you now. :)
Me: searches how to watch paint dry
Also me: instructions unclear, got to another dimention using a toilet
Good job, you deleted everything using bonzi buddy
Here's a list of things you just destroyed:
- some paint cans
- some cardboard boxes
- many books
- glass windows
- some couches
- alot of doors
- book shelf
- a vent
- a key
- a small table
- a gravity gun
- a painting
- breen sculpture
- fridge doors
- a key card reader
- possibly infinite amount of fast zombies
- stairs
- some chairs
- many, many, many textures on the walls, ceilings, and floor
- a toilet that makes players jump into the wrong game
- Your Player Model
- a light in the fridge
- a red light in the begging of the hole inside the fridge
- many weapons
- many ammo boxes
- Cameras that watched you watch you paint dry
- the computer containing bonzi buddy
- falling sounds, stepping sounds, the narrator's voice, bonzi buddy's voice, shooting sounds, zombie sounds, explosion sounds, dying sounds, music, and many more
- fire entities
- energy balls
- bonzi buddy forgot that his powers where too strong and deleted himself
- a bunch of rooms
- an Easter egg room
- a secret button leading to Easter egg room
- a secret wooden door leading to french text
- french text
- switches that reset the game
- a key card
- and finally, the game itself
wow you named every thing in the game, or not everything idk
-the wet paint
Don't forget...
-THE, wall.
And finally, your dignity and the time of your life. Play something else you sad person.
But most importantly:
The paint on the wall itself
I love this channel, keep it up
This was fun to watch, so you managed to do that
7:19
>Jolly enters the third circle of Hell<
*”Looks like things are starting to heat up...”*
BrightRaven210 [Chris] 9th circle
Vocal precision on a whole mother level
@@nilt2034
Comin from my mind~
ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏᴛ ᴅʀʏ
ʏᴏᴜ ғᴀɪʟ.
Poor wall , it just wanted to dry :(
Aw
#prayforwall
NO TOUCC DA WALL
who know what is the robotic voice that speaks these lines
14:50 "the game fucking quit itself"
*laughs in DDLC*
5:04
You: "Gravity Gun"
Jolly: *_P O R T A L G U N._*
This mod is actually fantastic.
Your profile pic and bonzi buddy isn't
Bonzi Buddy was the best part
"how deep can i go" question jolly
"as deep as you want daddy" the mod replied
God is dead.
But who cares!
69 likes. Nice
Hot 12/6
Oh my.
@@akronred648 this vid is proof that banzi is vary much alive
This was pretty monotonous, but you somehow ended up in that french poster room then I burst out laughing so hard I choked on my drink.
These posters were everywhere in my city in the mid to late 2000s, lingering around for even as far up as 2012.
Good job, you've somehow made me feel nostalgic for something I literally was annoyed by its sight in my teenage years.
Truly, Wangcore is the greatest streamer.
I think I found a new youtuber that I’m going binge watch
I'm not a betting man, but if I was I'm willing to bet jolly messes up in the first minute.
Edit: Called it.
Nice lisa refrence
Literary the first minute hits and he yeets a box at the wall.
"Watching Paint Dry: The Game"
"18:22 minutes"
But why
Because there was more than watching paint dry, of course!
Yeah paint takes longer to dry than that
But why?*
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts but why?
6:02 as the ominous sounds were going on, my cat opened my door ane scared the living shit out of me, boi does adrenaline feel good
You were supposed to jump into the painting to trigger an ending
This is actually genius. Genuinely well-constructed horror leading to a hilarious punchline.
Thank you
@@DEVBEEF damn that was really well made. hope you keep making these. i stumbled upon this video by pure accident i really look forward to play your next mod
@@knuddlerinokripperino5308 If this mod gets enough attention I may either make a sequel or make more endings, whichever would be preferred.
I wouldn’t call bonzi buddy hilarious, but it is well made
@@DEVBEEF are there an other endings other than shown here?
Im pretty sure if you do the objective where if you just stay in the first room for like X hours, the robo voice tells you "congratulations, you win, thank you for playing".
Or if you wait for few hours and touch the wall the robot would say
"You touched the wall.
The wall was dry.
You win!"
Damn man, you're good. I really enjoyed video. Guess need to try this mod mah self.
PS. Also subscribed.
jolly knew full well that book would hit the wall.
Jolly: *Can’t think of a good secret meaning*
Also Jolly: *says secret meanings of this mod*
Дарова епта!
@@ulan747 ку-ку ёпта
13:35 Someone was sending this to Joel and misspelled it "Jolly", didn't they?
This was the most extreme paint drying experience I have ever seen, and I once saw paint dry.
9:44 This clip now plays in my head IRL whenever I do something dumb.
Jolly: *Picks up Gravity Gun*
"Right, got the Portal Gun."
_Jolly : Watching Paint Dry The Game_
What was actually happening :
We're watching *_Jolly Slowly Loses His Mind Over A HL2 MOD_*
The fact that jolly wangcore became an easter egg grafiti in this game is awesome.
Holy shit my RUclips crashed when I got up to the glitchy laughter
"We've run out of good ones"
Did we tho?
"The black void has an end?" Thats what he said, "how deep can we go? Thats what they said
And why is what I say
Дарова епта!
Nice video dude! Subscribed.
me:so what did you do in watch paint dry ?
jolly: *anything but watching paint dry*
5:03
picks up gravity gun
Jolly: "got the portal gun"
Watching Paint Dry: The Game (The Mod) [ The LiveStream ] { The Highlights }
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@@heliveruscalion9124 Watching Paint Dry: The Game (The Mod) [The Livestream] {The Highlights} |The Comments| {Gone wrong}
@Gamerkid Watching Paint Dry: The Game (The Mod) [The Livestream] {The Highlights} |The Comments| {Gone wrong} {In the hood 3AM]
my mom left me
@Gamerkid i fucking hate karen
i like how this mans 3 sentence types are single word, one liner, or an entire rant
broooo i remember watching this now here i am again! still as good as before
this is like that woman yelling at cat meme, like:
Narrator: why you couldnt just sit and watch paint dry?
Jolly:
*makes a staircase of boxes to finnish messing with dimensions and a purple gorilla*
There was, indeed, an attempt at comedy
*T H A N O S G O R I L L A*
Remember when the channel was called “a jolly wanker”
But RUclips was too much of a Virgin to allow it.
Vegatable me too, i was here before he deleted "So i installed some mods for Doom..."
@@cobainclone he deleted it? Sad
@@cobainclone dude you mean with that hentai mod thats bullshit man
Fking utube
yeah, me too😂😂
Jolly: *grab the gravity gun
*
Also Jolly: "right, got the portal gun."
5:04
I got a vinesauce video in the recommended videos list on this video, thanks for mentioning it.
Jolly: **in hellish themed room** "Things are getting hot in here."
*B R U H*
Hehe, Bruh moment right here
Bonzi shall kill thy already dead meme
69 is sex number You mean the “bruh” meme or himself?
@@MisterJohnDoe 2 months ago
69 is sex number 4 minutes ago
1980: I bet we'll have flying cars in the future!
2019: Watching paint dry - the game
It's a huge step forward for humanity
@Fatal Phenomenon Oh boy...
Sure do love that jolly said portal gun instead of gravity gun
I loved how you said "yeah".