shower thoughts that blow my mind..
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- shower thoughts that blow my mind..
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I have shower thoughts daily. Some of them are stupid, some of them are pretty cool. It turns out that a lot of you had some pretty good ones too, so I decided to put some of them in this video.
Thanks to these people for leaving their thoughts in the comments:
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📖 Some of my favorite books:
Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space by Carl Sagan
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A Universe from Nothing by Lawrence M. Krauss:
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What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
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A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking:
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The Grand Design by Stephen Hawking:
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How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie:
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Crushing It by Gary Vaynerchuk:
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The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham:
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Imagine marrying this guy. You'd be the smartest, dumbest, strangest, coolest, knowledgeable but clueless person in the world.
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Shower thought: When a person is the oldest person in the world, that means that no one from the time when they were born is alive anymore. They are in a world of completely new people.
That's so deep!
@@dhananjayvasudeva7628 wow I thought i was old 😂😂
@@dhananjayvasudeva7628 umm idk
@@dhananjayvasudeva7628 2
So when one is the last person born, he/she lives in a world full of old people.
Shower thought: 99% of everyone's thoughts in this comment section didn't orginate in the shower
So it's technically called "Random Thoughts"
Are you the 99% or the 1%?
My comment is in the 1%
I did uwu
nah thats just facts
The only shower thought I’ve ever had: “If life is a story and everyone is their own main character, then every single one of those stories ends with the main character dying.”
I've read a bunch of shower thoughts here in the comments, and this is definitely the best one.
@@saltypepper3762 Wow! Seriously? Thx! 😄😂
ye lol
Mine is life is just a game its an rpg game you can choose any role you want its also a survival game and thats why some people say dont
"Dont take it seriously its just a game"
like wow...
@@iwillcremateyou2800 ye
Shower Thought: As a kid your parents says "don't talk to strangers" but in order to make friends you have to talk to strangers.
ima bring this up when im forced to socialize😂
who says don't talk to strangers besides mom's talking to their 5 year old kid?
@@klyrj2011 that's what I meant I kind of messed it up. Adult say..
Not the one's wearing trench coats tho.... Or black jackets... Idk
I think about that too every time someone says that
It does not matter how fast light is, darkness has already been there.
Dang
dang heads down 🔥🤘🏻
Salute
Bravo👏👏👏
I'm gon cry
Shower thought:
“Off” sometimes means the same this as “On”
Example:
“Omg the alarm went off”
“Omg the alarm went on”
Ok PLEASE tell me someone sees this
Another shower thought:
If life isn’t fair for everyone doesn’t that make life fair?
The first one is awesome.
I'd like to point something out about the other.
When we say "life isn't fair for everyone", we don't mean that life is unfair for everyone, we mean that life is unfair for some people, which means that there's still an imbalance, and the unfairness is unfair.
I think they mentioned the first one in a different video already..
WUT
@@evolutionarygaming9592 I don't know how to explain it but for some words like the example they just used. (alarm) When people say "The alarm went off." It usually means it starts making noise but most people don't say "The alarm went on" It might be confusing because I only used one word but I hope you understand that ;-;
@@evolutionarygaming9592at that moment your alarm is off as in there wont be another alarm.... you have to turn *on* the alarm, right? and now the alarm went *off*
Shower thought: You know your parents from your whole life, but your parents only know you from a few years
@Tasha Liyanage Well, your parents when they were NOT parents, they never knew you or never expected you to exist so they didn't knew that you exist for about half of their life. But you, since birth, you knew your parents, like you know them from your whole entire life! It's kinda hard to explain and understand like most shower thoughts...
@@justt.tiya17 that's deep. I got it!
You can also say that...you don't even know who, what, how, is your son/daughter.
But your child will know you till the point they die
@@justt.tiya17 How do you exist when your parents were not parents?
Actually it’s the opposite 🤣🤣 if you’re parents have u at 30. That’s 30 years you missed of their lives.
Shower thought: Staying Healthy is just the slowest possible way of dying.
Kill me softly with green veggies, good sleep, fresh air, exercise and clean water. I'm fine with that.
U stay healthy or smoke like a chimney..
Death arrives exactly at the same time whenever u get hit by a truck
@@Takishi_Taki I know it's a joke, but the healthy person has still got an higher percentage of surviving.
@@Takishi_Taki no. when u smoke like a chimney you bring all your close ones closer to cancer
@@Takishi_Taki this actually isn’t true. First off, if you keep smoking like a chimney, you’d just die before getting hit by the truck. Also, you have a better chance of surviving getting hit by a truck if you are healthy.
Shower thought: If you're planning to procrastinate tomorrow instead of today, you're procrastinating procrastination.
I had to reread that 🤡
I-
I lost braincells
*has stroke*
Oh wow that’s strangely true
Shower thought: if your clapping for someone, aren't you highfiving your self for something someone else did?
lol...that's deep...XD
@@jungkookgotnocookies6779 yep lol
It's not a "high" five so it doesn't count. solved
He already covered it in another video lol
Low-five.
Shower thought: Isn't it crazy how there are more than 8 million species on this planet and humans are the only ones who pay to live on the planet?
This has bothered me for most of my life, even as a kid. And there is more to life than work.
No, we're just the only ones who consider so many arbitrary and even abstract things to be resources fit for exchange for other resources. For example, bees exchange labor for nectar. We exchange digital promises for our food. If anything, we're largely operating on a loan system, while all other life has to actually give something in order to get something in return.
@AtarahDerek, that’s bartering, which humans still do in some parts of the world.
Pay to live on the planet is in reference to money, specifically. Money has no actual value and is merely a unit of measurement in society. Yes, we accept other things as “payment,” but unfortunately money makes the world go round and is arguably the most coveted of the of the resources fit for exchange.
Dang
@@AtarahDerek Bro... thats deep
Shower thought: Think about how many times I’ve walked past a kidnapper or murderer and they chose to not kidnap or kill me
The average person walks by 36 murduers in their lifetime
@@thebelen2359 Imagine being so ugly that even a kidnapper doesn't kidnap you
Imagine being so ugly that even a kidnapper doesn't kidnap you.
@@aarohansharma4551 Advantages of being ugly 😁
@@aarohansharma4551 imagine being so annoying kidnappers wouldn't kidnap you
Shower Thought: Halloween is just a day for kids to go out at night to do the one thing they’re told never to do which is take candy from strangers.
omg ur soo rightt XDDDD
Ummmmmm 😶😯😶😯
:0
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an orbit i see
Shower thought:
when someone talks to you in a dream, aren't you just talking to yourself
Well to answer that question we need to understand a dream, a dream is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and memories all jumbled up to entertain the brain, when a person in a dream is talking it is actually collections of thoughts, ideas, and memories (mainly used to entertain the brain)
nah, no big deal. i do discussion with my brain (and other characters working inside my brain) all the time
i even ask my brain should i really make this reply
@@ManpasTheBreathingHuman pretty sure that's called thinking
@@heroboom7325 wait.... you have to talk to your brain to think?
also is more than one character to discuss with still called thinking?
and the scary part is that im mistreated in my dreams alsof
"your life is a game and you can only finish it"
Murderers: allow us to introduce ourselves
that's deep...XD
@@jungkookgotnocookies6779 and Jimin got no jams.
@@o_o6513 haha XD...my name is inspired by Namjoon's iconic line "Jimin got no jams"
@@jungkookgotnocookies6779 Yeah ik 😁
Mosquitos:
Shower thoughts:
You are a background character in someone else’s life
*Mindblown*
Your the background character and I will forget this in the future
By that logic
They are also a background character in someone else's life
this comment has 111 likes so i will not make it 112
Stop it please, that hurts my head
Shower Thought: The future version of you is stalking you in your memories.
I will now forever be terrified of my like 20 year old self looking at me rn 💀
@@stayhann Atleast he understands you
@@thetitanhater Does he? My future self usually judge his past self :(
Our future self is ashamed of us
Say hello to your future self right now in your head
Shower thought:
No matter how good person you are, you are evil in someone's story.
*PERIODT*
And that my friend is something you can't control 😌✨ you can't please everyone ❤️
I dont exist for someone's else benefit unless I allowed it, I could care less if I'm evil, as if I need to be "good" for what? For who? Also wishing you gone out of my life it's not evil, I just know if I mistreated you, I can't take it back even if I could I did what I did because that's how I felt and I can't change that, so I'm sorry I dont see the point remedying anything.
I- I- I-
Wow this isn't actually funny this is a really deep thought, it goes to show that goodness is only subjective
Shower thought: Technically saying "everything is a lie" is a lie in itself.
i…. i don’t get it, can you explain?
@@imvu.pranks3550 Basically If everything is a lie then the statement "everything is a lie" falls under being untrue.
@@Mark12434 which contradicts itself, like everything in this world
@@shreeyansmohanty6649 Indeed.
That's a paradox
shower thought: every book you’ve ever read is just a remix of the dictionary
This is a good one
oh G O D
You made me think real good on that one
ive seen this somewhere before on a video
Rip my brain
"If Anything is Possible" Then Isn't it Possible That Some things are Impossible
*"Okay Enough Internet For Today"*
Yeah man, doesn't anything include some things?
Lol scary
Well doesn't that make the Impossible...Possible?
Skywalker Moonman But doesn’t that make the Possible... Impossible as well?
I thought this one up myself ages ago, funny to see this guy think of it too xD
Shower Thought: Your car key's travelled more than your car itself.
WR 245G I assume he means them first being made, then you drive the car, and you carry them into your house,
WR 245G unless your car gets continuously hot-wired and stolen 🤔 🤔
@@CT--tm2zm big brains
I like your Tenma pfp
@@gab_gabriel7091 inazuma eleven go never gets old.
Shower thought: You can never see yourself in person so what if everyone sees you differently?
@Galech Atawa Vitcharawitch everyone looks different in mirror, and in person
@Galech Atawa Vitcharawitch yep, so you can never see how you exactly look like
@Galech Atawa Vitcharawitch closest is actually photo (good quality phone ofc)
@@fenisadias6389 if the quality of the camera is good, then it's more accurate than the mirror
Shower thought:
You haven't seen yourself in your entire life, but just the reflection of it.
I hate the whole “slow and steady wins the race” thing, cause that wasn’t the point of the story. The point was don’t get full of pride, cause after that comes a fall. The Hare got cocky and took a nap and THAT’S why the Tortoise won, not cause he was careful. If the Hare tripped cause he moved too fast, then maybe the whole “slow and steady” bit would be applicable.
Hell yeah!
Also if you're in a race your not gonna walk ARE YOU?
Slow is smooth smooth is fast
@Timothy Gagliano is it sad i cant read my old handwriting
@@TPRX11 thats only if your movement is uninterrupted but fuck that, Friction Exists
Shower thought: Without a straw, you drink from the top to the bottom. With a straw, you drink from the bottom to the top.
Idk if that's a shower thought, that's just cool.
Hira Shafaat woah
wOaW
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He Already Said That In His Previous Shower Thought Videos Lmao
Shower thought: if Pinocchio goes to a city and tells everybody 'every time I say the truth my nose grows' everybody would believe him
only comment in here that was actually clever
That makes my brain hurt a little
What if Pinocchio says "I'm lying so my nose grows"
So if his nose doesn't grow it is true that he is lying because it is the truth.
No this doesn’t work because then every time he says something and his nose doesn’t grow because it wasn’t a lie, they would think he was lying all the time anyway
Pinocchio just needs a good woman to put his skills to work.
Shower thought: You are only just a couple of minutes from death, it is just that breathing resets the clock.
Wow. Simply wow
And maybe that actually happens but it's just that we don't know it because we keep breathing, and there's no way to prove it unless you breathe, which means you'd .... Wow
You really have a point
It's impossible to save a life, you can only delay a death.
not if u mutate them into a super...person?
like give them healing power like deadpool or wolverine
and make then so they never age like wolverine
fill their bodies up with a strong alloy that cannot be broken
basically saving a life
OK CHILL IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE PEOPLE
@@yush463 yeah... Could you do that for a friend?
@@yush463 Nothing can be immortal because no matter how old it is it's still technically an amount of time from its creation point.
@@yush463 maybe in like 1000 years from now? But still, science cannot defy death.
@@allfoy Sure thing meet at my base its just next the andromeda galaxy
Shower thought: If you're at a restaurant waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
ya why don't i get paid when they do
Your the waiter waiter waiting for the waiter
the dumb waiter or dumb waiter
But then iw
would be a waitress....🤔
EXACTLY!
shower thoughts: if my son turns into a priest should I call him father?
LMFAO
Voidy chill lmfao HAHHAHAHA
@dula peep shower thought:your a fan of the dream team
@dula peep you commented "daddy chill" and dream said that on one episode
@dula peep 😂😂😂😂😂
Shower thoughts I had a few minutes ago:
- We just made up Dino noises without ever hearing them
- You’re in thousands of other peoples pictures
- 300 years ago is only like, 3 old people ago
Joe Rogan and his standup routine talks about the history of the United States of America is only three people ago
“Cannibalism can solve both the issues of overpopulation and world hunger at the same time.”
I’ve been telling the police this for years.
Makes sense tbh
Thas a good ide- FBI , open up
Hol' up-
I would sacrifice myself to be a good meal
hey yooooo
Shower thought: I may have walked past some of the people in this comment section but never realized it
**LE GASP**
I choked-
@@bz9633 damnnn thats a good one
I like your pfp
*chokes on air*
I think about this one a lot
W is spelt ' Double U' but it looks like 'Double V".
It honestly depends on handwriting or font used
VV UU
I watched a very Informative RUclips video about this topic
Thats because in Roman times or sum the V was also called u
And that is exactly how we call it in French lol
Shower thought: Its possible that there are timelines where you have ended up dead but your choices avoided those endings
Thats deep
Yes, it is like everyone of us are a Shreddingen cat and we see our life from cat's perspective, that is why we are always alive, but at the same time we are dead for others in the parallel universe
yeah
Shower thought: what if you cant sleep at night because the sleeping servers are full and you need to wait for someone to wake up for you to sleep
Lo PeiTzu it does
Heh
LMAO that's from tik tok
Woah
@@TheHappytan XD
Shower thought: laughing is aggressive breathing
nope, laughing is slower than breathing out normally.
I just breathed aggressively after reading both of your comments lmao
BlurbleBerryPie I'm never saying I laughed ever again. I don't wanna abuse the air in my body
I laughed.
@@ancientluck6934 H A H A
"When you hug someone, they're the closest person in front of you, but also the furthest person behind you." Simple solution, just *Converge with them.*
Thank you for an original shower though...
How to converg them if I am never getting hugged
Is there a possibility that I can do that without that?
Shower thought: we've all been the youngest person alive
hey just wait a min....
Yeah for .3 of a second :-)
not you cos you havent earned that title
just remember, the reason you found this guy was because you thought it was a meme video from the thumbnail
YEAHHH but boy I'm glad
yup.............
Yep.
you caught me
Y E S 👁👄👁
Shower thought: When reading, you're looking at a dead tree and hallucinating.
Yoo😲😲😲
It cost you $0 to not post this
You can't read without hearing yourself in your head
@@shumik_ oh geez-
WHAT THE-
Shower thought: Talking is a fancy way of breathing out.
Talking is brain wave vibrations translated through ones vocal cords through another ear drum vibrating back to the other’s brain.
Talking is a form of communication
your name is just the sound people make to get your attention
@@z-man7883 well the vibrations arent just translated sounds the vibrations actually are the words and we make words from them
whispering takes more energy than talking normal
Shower thought: A person whos birthday is on 31st december can never say their birthday is next year.
A- mmmmm
If your birthday is on January 1st you can always say its next year.
Sure they can say it.
@@Jedssski then u can never say it’s this year xD
31st December 11:59 and 59 seconds
I don’t think of these things in the shower, I fight with shampoo bottles.
lol i wish you win each and every battle XD
How the f do you do that-
@@rainaaaa8281 the be tryin to fall and like NO BITCH
why is this so random
Lol same
Dark is written with a "K" and not a "C" because you cant "C" in the dark...
I see what you did there
...why......
k.
:) HIGH IQ COMMENT
Clever. Very clever...
Shower thought: Why can we never remember the moment before we fall asleep? So do we need to figure out how to sleep every time we try to sleep?
Bro,no one knows😲.
We have to act like we sleep to sleep😉
Bcz for a memory to form it needs at least 10 mins so you dont remember anything from 10 mins before u fall asleep. Its the same reason patients in hospitals dont remember anyting 10 mins before anesthesia bcz the memory has not "solidified" yet.
Zarnain Khan I remembered what happened before anesthesia. i think I remember a video that said we don’t remember before sleep because our brain is kinda blank while we try to sleep
Shower thought: your alarm is your theme song sense it starts at the beginning of every episode.
Edit: damn lotta likes
oh... >:0
Ah yes... My mother yelling at me to get up is my theme song
@@_kimmmy_ lolll
Alternatively: it’s just the music stinger over the establishing shot at the start of your day, and your dreams are your theme song playing in your head.
Me who's got anime opening song as an alarm: ⊙.☉
People will eat a whole pan of bread sticks but won't eat the crust off a pizza.
holy
I like pizza for he crust tho-
i actually do the opposite tbh
I eat crusts off a pizza
Crap... that's deep
Shower thought: Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
Why is no one talking about this.. that gave me chills-
YOU’RE NOT WRONG......
HOLY SHIT-
:0
Well frick
Shower thought: If you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom.
damn
Nice, would be better if this comment was original tho 😕
@@benjaminbooblue3246 everything is unoriginal bud
@@benjaminbooblue3246 Nothing is Original now doe
:^
CazzieDoesThings is that a shower thought
shower thought: they say life flashes before your eyes when you die right?
So does that mean ur in that flash right now?
This makes me want to write a book that's first person past tense. It'll end where the narrator starts narrating in present tense like this:
I zone back into reality. I'm falling at over 60 miles per hour, heading straight to the ground and I realize one thing: It doesn't matter. If I survive this fall, I'll still end up dying someday. If that day turns out to be this one, it'll be okay. I lived a good life even though I'm only (narrator's age) years old.
And with that thought lingering in my mind, I collide with the ground.
*The end*
It'll say nothing more. So basically everything that happens in the story prior is just the narrator's life flashing before their eyes. You'll get to know the narrator and their friends and family and everything. But, like everything, it all ends eventually.
@@allisonbrightrose5805 please write that ! I would read it!
I actually thought about this, what if you lived like 50 milion years ago, but you're still in "flash" of your life before, still repeating over and over.. You feel like you have control about what you do, but it has been done 50 milion years ago, and you're stilll in the "flash" ??
Nice one. It would be a shame if sOMeOne were to use this for their own idea
Im using it if u dont mind( doesnt matter if u mind either l already started)
@@linrodger3979 LOL
Shower thought: we don’t know how big bald peoples foreheads are
Holly shiz
😲
You can actually see it just a few centimeters above the forehead crease. Or you could wait until a few hairs grow out.
what about rome from fast and furious
We need dora to explore that.
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:( im first nooo i want to be last
Yea, I’ll try that. Oh wait! I already did!
Bet!
We need the million subscriber special
Your videos are too awesome or perhaps, I can say your videos are too anti-boring
Shower thought: when you jump you're technically not on earth anymore.
You have a point
OI THATS MY SHOWER THOUGHT
You’re not wrong
lsla Rose stop it
wait mountains are still higher then that
Aperture: we pass the anniversary of our death every year without knowing... It could even be today!
Me: *Heart beats faster, sudden awareness of breathing, white noise intensifies*
Shower thought: When we dream, we automatically create a parallel universe elsewhere.
I have weird ass dreams
JAIDA HURSKAINEN well i just shifted in a weird reality last night then
Aperture: **Goes to shower**
Also Aperture after going out of the shower: **HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS**
HHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
my thought is youre sexy ruclips.net/video/p9vPbfq3J_0/видео.html
"I"m up for it" and "I'm down" mean the same even though "up" and "down" are opposite
And, "That song is fire " and "That song is cool" both mean the same even though fire is hot and cool is not.
@@irbomusic I love/hate that
And saying "you're shit" and "you ain't shit" are opposites but an insult that means the same.
@@okenough2124 omg that's so true
That one was really confusing growing up with English as a second language on the internet..
Shower thought: Maybe & “Maybe not” , means the exact same thing but as humans we use them to “associate the difference”
Maybe, maybe not.
Shower thought: Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?
no cause humans sleep due to being out of energy but when we turn off a machine then turn it back on again its cause it is impossible for a system to decide if it has completed the task it set out to achieve when there are infinite outputs possible. so the reasons are diff that means the answer is basically no.
Wowwww O.O
@@secret_watcher5047 yeah-
Imagine you wake up and your life was just a dream and youre someone else
What if you were to meet your dream self
"I just had a terrible nightmare"
I feel like that’s just a weird way to explain reincarnation
@@aleahc
i mean it's kinda different
the likes were just 69 seconds ago
"Every time you make something clean you make something else dirty"
Damn it now my water won't be safe to eat.
cleaners are just dirt reorganizers
Yes
MIND: BLOWN
HOTEL: TRIVAGO
Ok sorry I'll leave 😂
Shower thought: It's common to hear someone say "I'm chilling right now" when relaxing.. meanwhile If someone is passionate/doing something you don't hear anyone say "I'm heating right now"
Nice I didn’t think of that
I guess someone gotta start that somewhere lol and then it will be
But people can say they're fired up or they're pumped/hyped.
"You're a murderer, you know that right?"
That one murder watching: *Drops burger*, THE F***!?*
I think he meant something else😅😂
If you were actually a murderer and you watched this you would probably piss yourself
@@gamehamehanojutsu6057 I think the joke flew over your head
@@purpleturtle7jr443 r/wooosh
@@inderjeet7633 r/wooosh kinda gets annoying if u dont even have a good one
Shower thought: Your siblings are just copies of what could have been you.
..................
I have none
Abderrahim Azoulaye oh god
Wow I really dodged a bullet there, didn’t I?
you just looked at the video in the recommended. cheater!
“There’s no reason the alphabet should be in order”
*who said it was*
there is an actual reason the alpha bet is in order. Our alphabet comes from the phonecians, which was then passed on the the hebrews, then the greeks, than the Romans. In hebrew and Latin (not sure about greek and phonecian) the letters of the alphabet are also numbers. The like in hebrew the letter aleph, is 1, therefore it is the first letter of the alpha bet. Also the word alpha bet comes form, Aleph-bet, the first letters of the hebrew alphabet. We call it Alphabet because of the greeks, but the greeks got it from the hebrews. Also the word phonogram, as in a character that represents a sound instead of a word, comes from the phonecians, since the phonecians showed the greeks what a phonogram is
@@docinabox258 r/woooosh
@@saltedbacon8793 just cuz you're pea sized brain is too small to digest the above information doesnt mean you can go around typing that juvenile shit.
@@HarryPotter-pi3km r/woooosh
@@HarryPotter-pi3km you gotta take the chill pill dude
I've thought about forgetting all the days of my life and it's such a weird concept. It goes with not even knowing what you've forgotten... 'cause it's gone. You don't know what you're missing. You probably won't even remember this video or this comment in what? A week? It's just mind-boggling to think about.
Dude your so right
people with photographic memory: so anyways
Nerds 😂
“ Orange is the only color you can taste”
Peach: 👁👄👁
Lime👁👄👁
Plum: 👁👄👁
XD
Hazel: 👁👄👁
Lavender: 👁👄👁
Pistachio: 👁👄👁
@@mihirjha8145 lavender flowers can be used in cooking :)
@@mihirjha8145 don't worry about it :)
"If you lay down with enough force, you'll fall asleep instantly."
Oh i should try that.
Wait-
oOp
what i don't get it-
it just clicked oop
WAIIIT
You got me with the first part
I won't wake up
"You've survived 100% of things you've ever encountered in life." We'll thanks, that's encouraging.
The strongest sperm.
Thats because murder carries a stiff fine.
Unless you’re dead
Did you survive or narrowly avoid death?
Meaning that even when you die, you’ve still survived 99.99999% things you’ve encountered in life-that’s still pretty impressive!
Shower thoughts:
It's not possible to imagine a colour that you have never seen before.
This one makes me sad.
“If everytime you blink, you take a screenshot”? Then everytime you sleep you’re making a movie/video and your dream/nightmare is the story.
Then I've got lots of empty tapes
Gonzo 63 lol we need to fill up
We finally meet my fellow HxH fan
TiA LYLYLYLYYLY nice, i love hxh one of my fav animes
No, thats not true
"You dont get paid how hard you work,
You get paid on how hard you are to replace"
Damn bro this quote hit hard...
That's actually very accurate
Companies don't really see YOU, they see your TIME
Your not paid by the effort, you are paid by the hour.
Shower thought: Your memories are just part of a best and worst moments compilation.
Shit, then i must have a problem with editing bc i keep remembering my most embarassing moments
Lol XD
Not really. Memory are the things that you think happened in the past. Can be not what actually happened. That's why there is something called false memory.
"What if we send flat earthers to space and see how'd they'll react" I'm dying 💀
Shower thoughts:- your lips separate when when you say touch, and your lips touch when you say separate
WTH
@g@m3 Accidentaly made me spit out my drink and wheeze
g@m3 😂😂😭
Classic
Shower thoughts: when you celabrate someone's birthday, you celebrate one day towards their death
Year
U mean year? LOl
@@baddietea8089 you mean LOL? LOL😂
@@codfam644 yeah the second L didn’t capitalize. It’s stupid that an uppercase I and a lowercase L are the same💀
@@baddietea8089 😂😂😂😂 allgeez
Shower thought: someone across the world is wishing they had a friend like you
0_0
thats pretty comforting to be honest..
*forever alone*
Yey
hey if yall want a quiet ass nerd friend im here
W r o n g
"Being born rich is just like starting a game with everything unlocked"
- got it from somewhere
Shower thought : you can only see yourself in a screen, or a mirror, never in person
Damn, too deep •_-
Another shower thought what if until a certain year what is films and that weren’t black and white what is the world was black and white and didn’t get color until what ever year…..sorry bad grammar and it may not make sense I couldn’t think of the right way to word this
Wow
@@oliviamalone3343 i get what you mean but how could have ppl made paintings than?
Heard that if we walked passed ourselves in the streets we wouldn’t even know what we looked like.
Shower thought: Reverse psychology is just thinking inside the box
wow that's actually true and looks original cause i haven't seen that before
Inside the outside of the inside
Lol true
@@naxurr8697 just saying why does it matter if it’s original
@@TJ-lh2uy idk cause most of the ones i see in this comment section are not made by theirselves and i think this one is original so i'm just saying this is one of the first original shower thoughts i saw
Everyone else's shower thoughts: If you're clean when you get out of the shower.... Why do the towels get dirty???
My shower thoughts: If you get run over by a tire...does that make you tired...?
So sorry
I.... Think so?
sO QuIkY
@@jamienowlin1759 No lol, Just sayin a have dark thoughts
@@escapethisfate chill it was a joke. i also have them dark thoughts loll
When you scratch something out your notes, you're just noting to yourself that the note no longer needs to be noted.
horrible, horrific mean the same thing... but terrible, terrific mean the opposite?
This blows and this sucks are opposite and identical at the same time.
"slow and steady wins the race." This works in a lot of things but what about an actual race?
"thin ice" is seen as a bad thing but "breaking the ice" is seen as a good thing.
people normally put "gone but not forgotten" on most tombstones but in a few generations that won't be true.
If "anything is possible", then isn't it possible that some things are impossible?
"We're not perfect", doesn't that make us perfect at not being perfect?
Why do we have fingertips but not toetips? like we can tiptoe but not fingertip?
I don't get how the word is read and read unless it is read?
The more I light a lighter, the lighter the lighter gets until it's too light to light.
The word "separate" is written all together but the word "all together" is written separate.
extra ordinary and extraordinary are antonyms.
Every single time you press the space bar, 6 million people are pressing it at the same time as you.
(sorry I missed the space one my volume was low bc of reasons and I couldn't take it in)
We don't buy water, we rent it, then we use it, then return it, it's cleaned, and then sold back to you again.
Fire trucks are just water trucks.
(I missed the other water one and population one too, sorry)
Most of the cities in the world are probably older than the countries they're in.
If you're 25, you've been alive for over 10% of the united states' history.
They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but I have been alive for way more than 10,000 hours and have yet to master the skill of life.
When your a kid you think adults somehow know everything but when you're an adult you realise that many people genuinely have no clue what they're doing sometimes.
When you grow up you realise how absurd daily life is, we pay the zoo to look at a bunch of stolen properties, most of us have dead bodies in our freezers and you lap only exists when you're sitting, when you stand up it's gone and it's just your leg.
Wireless chargers are actually more restricting than just normal wired chargers.
Most of the time having lasted the longest in a argument means that you've one but if that argument is over text it kind of feels like you've lost?
Your fingers don't have muscles in them. Whenever you move your fingers, your palm and forearm are doing 99% of the work.
Your handwriting is just your hand's accent, so I guess slurring your words when you speak is just talking in cursive?
You don't get paid on how hard you work, you get paid on how hard you are to replace.
A birth certificate is your first certificate for participating...in life, and a death certificate is pretty much just saying, "thanks for playing."
We pass the anniversary of our death every year without knowing it, who knows? it could even be today.
Death is a movie, nightmares are just the trailers.
They say that life flashes before you eyes before you die, so does that mean whenever you blink you're taking screenshots to show yourself before you die?
The last person in your friend group will go to all your funerals but what friends will go to theirs?
Most video games prevent you from sleeping when danger is nearby.
You can always sleep if you just lay down with enough force, you'll fall asleep *instantly*.
If your parachute doesn't open, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
You're not afraid of falling, you're just afraid of hitting the ground.
You don't know that you've forgotten something until you can't remember it.
The centre of graVity is the letter v, which is pointing down "v".
You're a murderer, you've murdered trillions... of bacteria. In the shower.
Cannibalism can solve both the issues of overpopulation and world hunger at the same time.
*Plastic dinosaurs* are made of plastic, and plastic is made of oil, and oil comes from fossil fuels which is from actual *dinosaurs*. So technically, dinosaurs never left, we're just turning them into *plastic*.
(sorry I couldn't be bothered finishing so yeah)
This guy has the worst case of depression i have ever witnessed.
Then witness me breathe
@@augustmiller5202 watch me want to cease breathing
@@Cryptid_Robin I - you .. er ... well . I know this is probably a joke but ...
Just in case it isn't . Hang in there . You'll get through it . :)
@@allftw2677 😂 thank you so much l I use dark humour as a coping mechanism and am currently seeking help but thanks for caring and making me laugh! 😂
hold my dry tear block-
shower thought: If EVERYONE is unique, then being unique doesn't actually make you unique
Oh shit-
I-
I think your comment has flaws.
Ever one is unique. Cool.
Iam also unique (being unique) which makes me unique.
Cuz I ALREADY am unique.
Did this dude just create a paradox?
Going by that logic, the most average person is actually the most unique, while the most unique person is actually the most average.
Shower thought : When you sing inside your head, your voice becomes better than your actual voice
wow.. my whole life was a lieeee
It doesn't become better we just think it's better Matter of fact when we talk to ourselves the outside waves are defocused and u don't hear the irritating 177
In my head I was singing like Ariana Grande but when I tried singing with my voice I legit sounded like a dying pig.
i sound worse tho-
Its not a thought its the truth!!
The alphabet is in the order we learn it in so that it has a rhythm, which makes it easier to learn, like a nursery rhyme. C rhymes with E, J rhymes with K, G rhymes with P, you get it. Otherwise it would just be a complicated string of letters that would be hard to remember.
Why do people say" i'm taking a shit" when really they're leaving one?
Idk how many times I’ve asked this question
Because English language sucks!
LOL. OK, Beavis.
Technically, the shit is leaving you 🤣
Holy shit
Shower Thought: If dreaming for a few minutes skips hours when you sleep, then how long have you been asleep if your dream lasted for an hour?
this seems like a hard maths question I don't like it
we don't know the exact amount of time that you dream in one hour though, so we couldn't figure this out.
Mathematicians : 🤯
A YeAr
Toilet thought: Everyone we met in our life is a very very distant cousin
I wondered about that too, if I got cousin's and they got cousins and they got cousins then we are all related..... Hi cousin
@@dogecoin1841 Hi cousin
*Sweet home Alabama*
hey cousins
oh hi cousins
shower thought: watching old videos is basically time travelling backwards except u cant interact with anything or anyone.
Shower thought: a shower is like a slaughterhouse for bacteria
holy
Bruh
aight closing this video now-
That's a good one lol 😂
Shower thought: People are not afraid of the dark. People are afraid of not being alone in the dark.
no, they are scared of the dark because they can’t see in the dark
I too learned this after watching the Goonies.
V I B I N ‘ I say I’m scared of the dark but I’m not scared of it because I can’t see otherwise I wouldn’t be able to close my eyes without being scared; I’m scared of not being alone in the dark without knowing I’m not alone :/
Fear of the dark is basically fear of the unknown, because you have lower visibility and your mind thinks that there could be something in the dark with you. We imagine best when in darkness, like closing our eyes or turning off the lights, which can lead to scaring ourselves with the things that our minds come up with.
TheBelovedPanda correct, A+ for you
Shower thought: there's no such thing as nothing cuz there's technically something that would be nothing. And you can't be doing nothing because you're always doing something.
ive been thinking this for a year now
If you're doing nothing you're doing something.
Half of nothing is something
Used to think about this as a child but most people didn’t care enough about the subject to talk about it
nothing is still something
Idk why I remembered this, but my grandma is older than our home country. She is 74, Pakistan got independence from India 71 years ago.
Same with my grandparents, they are older than the country we used to live in. 🤯
same
Pakistan didn't got independence from india, Pak and India both got independence from British.
@@irtzashahanpk oh yes.... you are right
It got independence from british
Shower thought: The only way you can know you fell asleep is when you wake up
🤔🤔
im asleep rn
Lucid dreams.
@@Kiwi-rm5qf YESSS
what i was thinking loool
i make my own dreams tho
Shower thought : when people discovered the brain it’s just the brain discovering itself
O.O that is... a really good one
I-
I mean your not wrong
I mean…
my last remaining brain cells: Adios
Stolen but good
when we study about ATOMS
it's just bunch of atom's studying about themselves
And our idea of atoms aren't even real 🥴
What does that make us!?
@@bwmanhath3770 Smile🙂
shower thought: every single new thing around us is made from something that was already been there
I like this one!
E=mc2
How do you write that 2 small goddangit