I didn't click on your channel. Okay, I did. I read the banner, clicked the video, read the description. I'm not gonna LIE! Please, teach me how you did that🙏🙏 😂😂
Shower thought: There is a possibility you will end up in the background of somebody’s family photo or a movie or video and never know you were in it or discover it.
When he said he "bought" a cat, I had to rewind to check if I heard correctly. There are so many homeless animals out there that I don't understand people like this one. I kinda lost a little respect for him.
@Friday Goood There is this thing called 'animal shelter' @Astro I really hope that's the case. I've been watching his videos for awhile now but I don't remember him mentioning something like that
Jail and Prison aren't actually synonyms... if you go to Jail, you are serving for anywhere from a couple hours to a year, and if you're in Prison, you are serving a year to life
Shower thought: ur inheritance is just ur relatives dropping loot whne they die. Tradition is just peer pressure from the dead. Lamps in video games use real eletricity.
They aren't really dropping it, it's more like an automatic game reward. You're spot on about tradition though. Here's another one in that line of thinking: traditionally traditions are too traditional.
Saying “define define” or even “what does mean mean” doesn’t mean that you are looking for an answer because you can be looking to see if the person who is getting asked knows what it means or you can be looking for a way to define it.
Himal Bamzai-Wokhlu I agree with you but there are a large amount of words that we know the verbal function of but can’t “define it”, it’s just the wording of these sentences using a word as a question/verb and another as a noun, keep in mind these are just random thoughts you have when you are in a shower not in a serious environment like a classroom
Dunno, but maybe because you're probably reflecting on your past actions, and it's easier to have clear and coherent thoughts when you pretend you're talking to someone else, in this case a younger you?
Shower thought: technically, words are meaningless. They are just sounds humans make then interpret. Most people take language for granted, and don’t realize how truly amazing the fact that we not only have developed language, but have transformed our subconscious so we now think thoughts in a language.
Shower though: The feeling of wanting something is bigger than actually getting it, so we spend every minute of our life thinking that we'll feel 100% pleased some day, but never will actually get that. So maybe, dying means finally don't wanting anything more than you already have.
Shower thought: the history books will get thicker every day, but if there was a book about the future, would it get thinner? Edit: that doesn't make any sense, past self. If here was a book about the future, then it would just mean, that there is fate. And the book wouldn't get thinner, becouse its a book, and pages that were already read/ already happend wouldn't pop out of existance. The Question, if there is fate, depends on people. But I've got an other idea: If life was a video game, you would never archieve 100%. It's impossible.
@@octoberg0ds No , time will keep passing infinitely Since time always remains constant . You can always go into the past infinitely even if we don't know what happened after a certain point. Eventually another Universe will be born
Shower thought: you never own money, only have your turn with it Shower thought: right now is the oldest you've ever been but the youngest you'll ever be again
CrazyStranger88 Counter thought: Maybe we get disgusted looking at a brain ‘cuz the only way we’d naturally see a bare brain is if the owner was killed and we fear the same outcome for ourselves
Actually actually depending on your definition of what makes you “you” being inanimate is the longest thing you have done and will do, with the only contender being not existing before the creation of timespace and after the inevitable demise of it (tho time itself wouldn’t physically exist, so there wouldn’t be anything to measure it against anymore)
Shower thoughts: If poison expires, does it become less poisonous or more poisonous? If you lay on an open field does that mean the earth is your backpack?
This guys voice so calming to the point it just makes the rest of the world so quiet. The way he makes me comprehend this is way easier then if my own teacher was talking to me.
"The phrase where are you was probably never used until very recently. You couldn't really talk to someone without being in their vicinity." *hide and seek been real quiet-*
Shower thought: The concept of cleaning is weird. Cleaning things is just like preparing it to get dirty again, But if we just stopped cleaning, things would stay dirty. So, if you think about it, everything is always dirty no matter what.
His nose grows when he lies, so if it was the truth, he would be lying, so his nose would grow, but then he would have told the truth, and it shouldn't have grown. Shoot, my brain broke.🤨
Look at the sentence: "I never said he stole my money." The sentence will always make sense even though you emphasize different words I never said he stole my money I NEVER said he stole my money I never SAID he stole my money I never said HE stole my money I never said he STOLE my money I never said he stole MY money I never said he stole my MONEY
Doesn't every sentence in english behave this way? I mean, in this case, you are repeating the sentence someone else said, but emphasizing what they made wrong, then everything you emphasize is still correct and makes sense, isn't it?
When someone is blind, do they see black, or do they literally see nothing? 🤔 Edit: Didn’t expect this to be seen so much, so thanks. I was actually wrong. According to google, “People who have lost their sight have different experiences. Some describe seeing complete darkness, like being in a cave. Some people see sparks or experience vivid visual hallucinations that may take the form of recognizable shapes, random shapes, and colors, or flashes of light” according to ThoughtsCo
A shower thought I had recently: Things like air conditioners and fridges use electricity to keep things cold, but electricity is produced by heating water into steam. So technically... We use heat to keep things cold.
So that means... We're not perfect, but we're perfect at being not perfect, making us perfect at something. So that means that we actually are perfect??
No you would have a real voice, but in order to hear it you'd need there to be no gas, and therefore the sound could never travel and youl'd never be able to hear it
Pengo_PlayzI everyone in my asian side of the family wears glasses except me but i have a disorder where i gradually lose eyesight over time so I’ll be the first person in my family that is blind
Ohhh. I see. P for uh, how do I pronounce this so it's child friendly? P is the " pussy " cat, And D, is the uh, Dick. You know' from Tom, Dick and Harry?
Considering how much James Bond says his name, he would be a really bad spy. Edit: omg thanks for all the likes! That is the most I ever got! I give you virtual hugs!! Have a great week
Well James bond can't be that great of a spy he literally has hundreds of hours of all of his work as a spy on video and tons of people have Sean it so I don't think he's that great anymore lol
shower thoughts: the definition of a car accident is cars bumping into each other aggressively so when humans bump into each other is it a human accident
Another thought: When we go to bed, we're basically just waiting until we faint of boredom. (and/or lack of energy I guess) Also have you ever knew when you were falling asleep?
@@bop34 exactly Most of this facts forget about our definition of things, like Wtf, closing our eyes means to hide them behind the eyelid Same as other examples, but now I can't remember
If you think about it your eyes are close because if they were truly opened up you wouldn't see because how do you see when you eyeball is basically split in half aka opened
6:19 also the rubber of a pencil is a part of a dead tree (sometimes), and the dead tree that is the wood on the outside of the pencil encases the dead for a longer period of time dead tree inside that is rubbed onto the flat piece of a dead tree that is held by a thick dead tree
Kathy Pitto if a guy who invented let’s say for example “shower”. If someone invented it before that person we could be saying “donjar” instead of shower as if the person invented it before the person who invited “shower” would also be saying a bunch of random sounds
i only know 3 thing on this subject 1. it was a contraction of a word or words, i.e. ¨cia¨ was origanally ¨see you later¨ or something like that, then it went into ¨see you¨, and then it went to ¨see ya¨ and THEN it finally became ¨cia¨. 2. sounds more fun / cool i.e. hey turned in to yo. 3. yeah sometimes it is really random.
Its a life form (or robot) that has blue hair, pale white skin, a red shirt with “Thing [insert random number under “Thing”” that also deserves to go to hell
Yall making it over complicated a thing is simply an object with mass. we call things, things because we don’t know or choose not to call it by its correct name
Shower thought: You said that erasers sacrifice their lives to correct our mistakes but doesn't the graphite in a pencil or the pencil itself sacrifice its life so that we could create our mistakes?
and an alien landed and said: "you named your Planet after .... Dirt?" (whereas Jupiter Saturn gods) (-actual newspaper cartoon) what do you call your moon? MOON?
Less, if it is meant to be poisonous. More, if it was not meant to be poisonous (for example, botaninum toxin is the most poisonous thing in the world, but they still use them in cosmetic surgery, as it is not meant to be poisonous).
Poison is a chemical so it depends on that poison... It's chemical composition may change over time and become something else which may or may not harm our body... There is something called google or may be if you have concentrated in school and focused..instead of kids these days saying" School makes students less intelligent" .. You would have figured it out but no you want to look like smart person so good luck 👍
Or just walking in present time because it’s present time. Technically eating a warm potato is being cannibalistic, because you are eating something tan and warm, like humans. ^^^ Most “shower thoughts” in this comment section :o
@@bloodtasteslikecookies6640 what if heaven, hell or purgatory are myths....... Mostly I think that religions are made so that people can do good and not be afraid of the fact that u die and u go nowhere, whatever u did was in vain and ur existence means nothing(almost nothing compared to universe, including myself). And when a person thinks that way, the person will not care for right or wrong, so religion is for people like those who will not be a good person if religion was not there in the first place.
@@bloodtasteslikecookies6640 consider of heaven and hell as a false bribe so that u can do good, happily I donot need that. I am not religious but people believe I am bad for turning out to be good even tho i rejected society's believe system. Irony is hidden somewhere in there.
"Why is a robot asking me if I'm not a robot?"
he roasted them real bad
I didn't click on your channel.
Okay, I did. I read the banner, clicked the video, read the description. I'm not gonna LIE!
Please, teach me how you did that🙏🙏
😂😂
I swear I saw you on another video-
What if it's just trying to find its familly?
Robots be like:"I guide others to a treasure that I can't posses"
Boris The Space Dude lol
Life is not short it’s the longest thing you will ever be a part of.
Oh wow
Well, there's the afterlife where you would spend the rest of eternity.
@@justsomeguyfromthemcu7052 there's no afterlife but ight, you do you.
We all have our own perception depending on how we live our lives.... My life has gone by very fast...plus time is an illusion
Elton You are in the afterlife
“Life is short, but that phrase usually encourages people to do things that’ll make their lives even shorter”
Ok, this was actually funny
Life is short let me ruined my health so I can die quicker.
Sleep Deprived Snake AAAHHH THAT IS SO SO SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yolooooooooo
Shower thought: There is a possibility you will end up in the background of somebody’s family photo or a movie or video and never know you were in it or discover it.
Um this worrys me
Nope I was in the background of a show but I watched that show all the time and I saw me it was crazy
There is also a possibility that everyone at one point gonna forget about you after you die
Unless you are a great scientist like Einstein or Newton
@@shadierark7011 What show was it? And what episode and timestamp was it? I'm just curious lol
I would litterally listen to this man read a dictionary
It's s so soothing
Lol yes tho.
EXACTLY OMG
Idk about that fam I'd rather just hear him tell us shower thoughts
He sounds congested, like Miley Cyrus.
Disliked b/c he sounds like there is snot in his nose. Eww.
I love how his transitions are so smooth between shower thoughts
Ikr
“Nobody is perfect” is a common phrase, so if somebody called me a nobody, they are also saying I’m perfect.
Does this mean I'm perfect? 'Cause I've always been a nobody
Everyone's unique, just like everybody else.
👌
@@Speed001 that's what make us the same
I love this
Shower thought: if 2 mind readers are reading each other’s mind which mind are they reading
Bruh
Haha lol nice
they are reading there own mind
@@anisingh8629 but there own mind is reading someone else’s
ITS PROLLY LIKE LOOKING AT A MIRROR IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
Shower thought: teens drive like they have no time in the world and old people drive like they have all the time in the world.
Dang
Ikr
damn
The funny thing is that it's the opposite
mint.
The cat be like: I've trained this guy to feed me every now and then
RA KILL xd
When he said he "bought" a cat, I had to rewind to check if I heard correctly. There are so many homeless animals out there that I don't understand people like this one. I kinda lost a little respect for him.
Ash R this is just an assumption but he said something about an allergy with cat hair so maybe he had no option but to buy one that doesn’t shed. 🤷♀️
@Friday Goood There is this thing called 'animal shelter'
@Astro I really hope that's the case. I've been watching his videos for awhile now but I don't remember him mentioning something like that
@@aaryt He literally said he has a cat hair allergy in this video. At around 2:20
More about the English language:
Why does "Horrible" and "Horrific" mean the same thing but "Terrible" and "Terrific" mean the opposite?
This is an underrated comment
Great question. He needs to take this into a video
No one knows bro don’t blame me
Ask Michael Stevens.
they dont
Shower thought:
If humans never created languages, how would we interpret our thoughts?
maybe images of whatever consept we are thinking of, insted of words
Signs. Or body.
@@ygbiz_inc3698 Those are still technically languages
You cant not create language
Mind controll
why do parents get mad at their lazy child when the child didn't even do anything?
Thank you for getting me a good excuse.
I never thought about that... wow...
It's so simple you can figure it out in a few seconds. They're mad Because.. You aren't doing anything... In simpler terms they are disappointed.
Leo Caducoy ..."Exactly. You're not doing anything. Get up and do something else" is what I suspect the response is
the answer to that is in the question.
btw are you an army? i see lil meow and i think of yoongi kajfhds
Shower thought: Dora isn’t an explorer
She just walks around mapped land
Breh
Wha-
😨😨😨
someone had to say it
My childhood ruined
'Jail' and 'prison' are synonyms but 'jailer' and 'prisoner' are antonyms.
Spread Love English is a big meme like my pp
Jail and Prison aren't actually synonyms... if you go to Jail, you are serving for anywhere from a couple hours to a year, and if you're in Prison, you are serving a year to life
He said something similar in another video
Your voice so soothing while what you're saying is raising my anxiety levels and giving me an existential crises. luv u!
Shower thought: ur inheritance is just ur relatives dropping loot whne they die. Tradition is just peer pressure from the dead. Lamps in video games use real eletricity.
Ok the last one got me
They aren't really dropping it, it's more like an automatic game reward. You're spot on about tradition though. Here's another one in that line of thinking: traditionally traditions are too traditional.
Alright the last hit me
If you ask someone “what does mean mean” or “define define” don’t you already know the meaning of those words?
Cløut-9
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Saying “define define” or even “what does mean mean” doesn’t mean that you are looking for an answer because you can be looking to see if the person who is getting asked knows what it means or you can be looking for a way to define it.
Himal Bamzai-Wokhlu I agree with you but there are a large amount of words that we know the verbal function of but can’t “define it”, it’s just the wording of these sentences using a word as a question/verb and another as a noun, keep in mind these are just random thoughts you have when you are in a shower not in a serious environment like a classroom
When someone answers "I don't know" to "what does mean mean?" it actually means that person knows what "mean" means. 🤔
Himal Bamzai-Wokhlu What about “doing things that make someone happy?”
Shower thought: Why is it when your thinking of a version of you in the past its both the old and young you
Old and younger
For the vast majority, it's also in third person
Dunno, but maybe because you're probably reflecting on your past actions, and it's easier to have clear and coherent thoughts when you pretend you're talking to someone else, in this case a younger you?
@@netecrivernetecassassins2945 That's because you're not alone
Shower Thought: If black holes consume everything, including matter. Than how are they able to sustain themselves?
They can’t, that’s why they are unstable
They are consuming itself, which creates a black whole
event horizon slows down time.
SUS MOGUS CONFIRMED
?
Shower thought: if you save someone’s life, you’re not saving them you’re just delaying their death
>:o
yooo i never thought of it like that lmaoo
Life is a terminal condition. Some people just reach the finish line sooner!
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Hol up
Shower thought: I should have bought more shampoo.
Lmaoooo
Shower though: wish there was water in my tap
I should have bought more body wash
I should have bought more conditioner
Lol this is underrated 🤣
Shower thought: technically, words are meaningless. They are just sounds humans make then interpret. Most people take language for granted, and don’t realize how truly amazing the fact that we not only have developed language, but have transformed our subconscious so we now think thoughts in a language.
So is my name technically meaningless?
Wait what I just said is meaningless
Wait what I just said is meaningless
Wait what I just said is meaningless
Wait what I just said is meaningless
Shower though: The feeling of wanting something is bigger than actually getting it, so we spend every minute of our life thinking that we'll feel 100% pleased some day, but never will actually get that. So maybe, dying means finally don't wanting anything more than you already have.
So at the end we all just wanna die?
Shower thought: the history books will get thicker every day, but if there was a book about the future, would it get thinner?
Edit: that doesn't make any sense, past self. If here was a book about the future, then it would just mean, that there is fate. And the book wouldn't get thinner, becouse its a book, and pages that were already read/ already happend wouldn't pop out of existance. The Question, if there is fate, depends on people.
But I've got an other idea: If life was a video game, you would never archieve 100%. It's impossible.
no, as the time passes, it becomes a history book
Well technically the future is infinite
Unknown Warrior well, until the heat death of the universe. Then what happens? Does time just.. stop?
@@octoberg0ds No , time will keep passing infinitely Since time always remains constant . You can always go into the past infinitely even if we don't know what happened after a certain point. Eventually another Universe will be born
Unknown Warrior you have a point there. And we’ll just be vibing wherever we go when we die, probably watching as all of this happens before our eyes.
Shower thought:
1. You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.
2. Living healthy is only a way of dying slower.
*slower, please fix it kinda ruins it
@@JellyAntz sry, English is not my first language
@@lilithparker9661 It’s ok, if I wrote a spanish comment it would be worse
Shower thought: Space missions is just a way of saying "We have to slowly kill the earth to find other planets to then kill"
@@hiroshiramasendjews9539 no
“Take me to your leader” was the old version of “May I speak to the manager.” This means most aliens are Karen’s
Karen?
@2024 student7 no dont get it
😐
LMFAOOO
Lmno 😂
Shower thought:
The word « short » is longer than the word « long ». And the word « long » is shorter than the word « short »
Wut
He already said that
Alphabetically, after comes before and before comes after, but it would be interesting either way (not ironic the other way).
But the letter l in long is longer than the letter s in short
“Your siblings are just alternate versions of what could’ve been you” Me who has no siblings: *Damn, I sure got lucky*
Me who does😳
So my brother is in jail
2:37 No cause ur still thinking nothing so your thinking something lol
4:15 What David Lopez made a video about
I love how some of what he said I thought of that before
Thank goodness
Shower thought: why do people say things are on fire when the fire is on the thing?
i had to reread this multiple times before i could process a response
I move we now exclaim "THE HOUSE IS UNDER FIRE!"..... oh wait
@@lexjames_06 Crap the fires have guns now-
Oh wow how original
i hate you
he could make the most boring things ever sound interesting.
Why not make a list so he can put it in his next video?
@@b0r3dm4n uhm-
666 likes I ruined it yikes!!!
That rhymed dammmmmmm🥺😂
Rajwant Suman that was nice 😂😂❤️🙌🏽
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Shower thought: you never own money, only have your turn with it
Shower thought: right now is the oldest you've ever been but the youngest you'll ever be again
Unless.....You die and nobody claims your money, its still yours.
@@GaberzEdm no, no, you've got a point...
@@GaberzEdm Technically, you're dead so it's nobody's, unless someone takes it.
now that I think about it, it's crazy how a piece of paper can travel across the world
@@sleed4639 ive never thought about it that way
Shower thought: Maybe we get disgusted looking at a brain because our brain is self-conscious and doesn’t like looking at itself
CrazyStranger88 Counter thought: Maybe we get disgusted looking at a brain ‘cuz the only way we’d naturally see a bare brain is if the owner was killed and we fear the same outcome for ourselves
@@waterunderthebridge7950 _These are inside bits._ *They're outside now.*
I never even thought of thinking that lol but it makes so much sense in my opinion..
I don’t get disgusted looking at a brain
Girian you aren’t sane, kid
The only time someone could say "Where are you?"in sign language would be through a video call
Tray way gang signs thru the video call Gang gang lmao 😂😂😂
Or when you're looking for your lost child during medieval times
@@vuncelantenweid2556 *Where are YOU?*
Or video message
"Life is short"
Actually living is the longest thing you'll ever do.
.-.
Actually actually depending on your definition of what makes you “you” being inanimate is the longest thing you have done and will do, with the only contender being not existing before the creation of timespace and after the inevitable demise of it (tho time itself wouldn’t physically exist, so there wouldn’t be anything to measure it against anymore)
Best one I've seen brilliant
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@@waterunderthebridge7950 well I dont like to think in that way because... well.. you're dead
Shower thought:
If we land on another planet with life we’re the aliens
yeah,that's basically what an alien means
no duh.
Wow who couldve thought
So 4yo me wasn't crazy wanting to become an alien
Shower thoughts:
If poison expires, does it become less poisonous or more poisonous?
If you lay on an open field does that mean the earth is your backpack?
Less effective for its purpose.
And Yes.
Can poison expire?
Thats deep
@@Speed001 I was thinking the same thing, poison doesn't *need* to expire.
Theory 1 : Poison are just expired medicine and cannot expire anymore
Theory 2 : Poison can't expire
This guys voice so calming to the point it just makes the rest of the world so quiet. The way he makes me comprehend this is way easier then if my own teacher was talking to me.
Shower thought: An AC is like a refrigerator, but for humans.
Oh. 😑 😑
But heaters are microwaves
But you can still put a human in a refrigerator
And you can also put em in micro~ wait no sorry.
Yeah i like to keep my humans fresh until its time to eat
"The phrase where are you was probably never used until very recently. You couldn't really talk to someone without being in their vicinity."
*hide and seek been real quiet-*
Shower thought: Wars are just intense family arguments.
Shower thought: The meanest dog we see on movies are the nicest obedient well trained dogs in real life.
Ironic, but true
Not really a thought more of a fact or opinion.
@@conviction_amp how can something be a fact or an opinion at the same time.
Actually nah, they can just take a really mean dog and just try to work with him
Shower thought: The concept of cleaning is weird. Cleaning things is just like preparing it to get dirty again, But if we just stopped cleaning, things would stay dirty. So, if you think about it, everything is always dirty no matter what.
Yeah right try never washing pc or plates
@@Morgan00081
Then it would be cleaned at some time.
@IInataliaII
When you clean something, it’s too usually make it look better or get rid of bacteria. Shower thought: You overthought this.
I’m really confused by what you just said
What if pinochhio said- “my nose will grow now”
Its a paradox if u think it the right way
That hurts my head too much
His nose grows when he lies, so if it was the truth, he would be lying, so his nose would grow, but then he would have told the truth, and it shouldn't have grown.
Shoot, my brain broke.🤨
It would grow and then shrink, it's not that hard when u think abt it for a couple of hours
at first, it would grow because he told a lie, but then after it would grow, it would shrink because he didn't lie
His nose would self destruct.
Look at the sentence: "I never said he stole my money."
The sentence will always make sense even though you emphasize different words
I never said he stole my money
I NEVER said he stole my money
I never SAID he stole my money
I never said HE stole my money
I never said he STOLE my money
I never said he stole MY money
I never said he stole my MONEY
Wait what? You stole my money? Give it back.
Doesn't every sentence in english behave this way? I mean, in this case, you are repeating the sentence someone else said, but emphasizing what they made wrong, then everything you emphasize is still correct and makes sense, isn't it?
XD
@@luizfelipecomeli6463 No, only most phrases with the word never
Yeah this isn’t original I’ve heard plenty of different places
When someone is blind, do they see black, or do they literally see nothing? 🤔 Edit: Didn’t expect this to be seen so much, so thanks. I was actually wrong. According to google, “People who have lost their sight have different experiences. Some describe seeing complete darkness, like being in a cave. Some people see sparks or experience vivid visual hallucinations that may take the form of recognizable shapes, random shapes, and colors, or flashes of light” according to ThoughtsCo
Can’t wait till a blind person responds to this comment
SublimeCactus can't wait for someone to be wooshed
Not all blind people see the same thing
Not all blind people can see tho
each blind person sees something different, not the same thing.
A shower thought I had recently:
Things like air conditioners and fridges use electricity to keep things cold, but electricity is produced by heating water into steam. So technically...
We use heat to keep things cold.
SkySwinger lol
Wow
Wha- my life is a lie
Dang
@@tortoise-ej9mi I don’t need sleep I need answers
Shower thought: when an AI makes a mistake, so does the human that made it.
Hol up, wait a minute
makes sense cuz humans makes robots
Shower thought:
Paper cuts are trees getting their revenge.
similiar to this: a dead scorpian still carries its poison, (or venom).
Lol ya
@@chrome1018 i think it's venom since it injects it in ur body but im not sure
Also
yes.
Correct it is venom
@@chrome1018 it’s venom because everything that injects venom into something has venom glands
"If you lose a finger, cutting your finger nails become 10% easier"
You might be onto something here
That's inaccurate. What if you have 9 fingers to begin with? If you lose one, cutting your nails would be 11.1111% easier
@@DarkViperEU r/whooosh
Zubaar The fact that you’re r/woooshing to his comment is an r/wooosh to you, I’m afraid
Just pull off all of your fingernails
@@zubaar4455 r/itswooooshwith4os
Shower thought: Shower thoughts are just a way for wise people to waste water.
Edit: Thanks guys.. still can't believe I got 1k like
😂
You can think and clean yourself at the same time
Lmaoooo
@@wutaeworld nope
@@wutaeworld beautiful video, nice work buddy...
Shower thought: if we look at our eyelids when we sleep, then we're technically sleeping with our eyes open. 🤯
Omgggg
I'd like the comment but I don't wanna spoil the 69 and I encourage you to not too.
Shower thought: someone thought of the name “shower thought” while thinking in the shower, a shower thought named itself.
A lot of things name itself in a way i guess🤔
@@vasudevraghav2109 the human brain named itself
Yeah, that's why we call "shower thought" ....
@@Sebastian-rc2me damn never thought about it that way... thats pretty fricken crazy lol
He could've thought of it in bed, and been an insomniac
I didn't ask for it. But I enjoy it.
y = mx + b
we all know you did, if you know what i mean.
MASTER FAZE hard gamer = pineapple 🍍
@@masternobody1896 it's not b, it's c, y intercept
Sumit Kumar
No
Y-intercept is B
I learnt this a few months ago.
This is slope-intercept form btw.
If people say “we’re not perfect” then does that mean that we are perfect at being not perfect 🧐
If you say that, then that would contradict the thing that people say going in an infinite loop
That doesn't even make sense?
Yeah
So that means...
We're not perfect, but we're perfect at being not perfect, making us perfect at something. So that means that we actually are perfect??
we are not perfect in everything but we are perfect in something.
Shower thought: If helium makes your voice high, maybe oxygen makes it low and the high voice is your real voice...
You dont have a "real" voice. Every gas makes your voice have a different pitch
@@reptilesceptile1035 exactly
No you would have a real voice, but in order to hear it you'd need there to be no gas, and therefore the sound could never travel and youl'd never be able to hear it
but we dont survive on helium lol
What about Sulfur hexaflouride?
“Smart people have bad vision”
That hit me and my Asian bros hard
yessss xd, my azian family r blind.only like 3 ppl don’t use glasses lol
Pengo_PlayzI everyone in my asian side of the family wears glasses except me but i have a disorder where i gradually lose eyesight over time so I’ll be the first person in my family that is blind
Yes lol my whole family wears glasses or wore glasses XD
Sup
I was in the gate program at my school and I was one of the only kids with glasses we all had high fps though
Shower thought:
Breathing is the slowest way to die
You only have a couple minutes left to live, but each breath resets the timer.
Que?
@@frigginjerk we can hold our breath up to 24 minutes tho not a couple
@@zelexdabeast4577 normal people probably pass out at around 2-3 min and if they keep doing it they'll die
Me through out the whole video : Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
Charles the French?
@@xoxohania yes
Me - Busy pausing the video and taking screenshots every other second.
I'm just gonna download it... Lol.
Shower Thought : You may be breathing the same molecule of Oxygen that Albert Einstein once breathe.
🤣🤣
You are 10000% breathing the same air molecules as Einstein in this very minute
we are also breathing the same molecule of oxygen EVERY SINGLE DEAD PERSON once breathed
._.
that's kinda crazy
And also when we drink water.... Those are the same molecules... yada, yada, yada.
If you really think about it, The letter “B” is just “P” pregnant by “D”
my face went from: 🤨
to: 👁👄👁
꧁꧂ Mr.Topper And More 2 ꪜ Dude same, I was JUST thinking that B is a pregnant P!
Ohhh.
I see.
P for uh, how do I pronounce this so it's child friendly?
P is the " pussy " cat,
And D, is the uh, Dick. You know' from Tom, Dick and Harry?
O my gosh
Julie Simmonds I’m a kid and I get it 💀
Considering how much James Bond says his name, he would be a really bad spy.
Edit: omg thanks for all the likes! That is the most I ever got! I give you virtual hugs!! Have a great week
Well James bond can't be that great of a spy he literally has hundreds of hours of all of his work as a spy on video and tons of people have Sean it so I don't think he's that great anymore lol
But what if he uses that to his advantage and use revers sociology? Then again that probably would too be recorded and plaied for every one to see🤔
Wouldent he just get arrested by the other side?!? Lol
Isis Dickerson SEAN IT LOL
His name isn’t James Bond
It’s probably Bames Jond or something tho
Shower thought: you might have not realised that you might've blinked at the exact same time as someone else
bRuH
@@omnical6135 Also your breathing might be perfectly synced up with someone else.
@@adankmeme651 do you think identical twin's breathing is synced up?
@@omnical6135 It's a slim chance, but might be possible.
@@omnical6135 i’m an identical twin, can confirm this is not true
Made this one up myself:
Dogs are taken away from there families and are forced to do things to make humans happy, like slavery.
You would not have said this if you saw the lengths my sister goes to to keep her dogs happy.
@@girl_from_everywhere is her dog actually happy or has it just given up and resigned itself to its master’s will. In other words; Stockholm syndrome.
Dark
@@Delta_Aves and you're making this too deep despite the dogs being actually happy
@@MrVigill Maybe dogs are happy to see you and to go outside because they think you are going to take them home.
I feel like Aperture’s shower facts are just him speaking his mind.
Uh, that's what shower thoughts are
Its shower "thoughts" not "facts"
’,:|
Nah, most of these are taken from Reddit. Still really nice video tho
Can confirm. All of these are taken from Reddit.
@@jamielusions proof??
This man can talk about a stone and i bet we all would be interested.
Hiss voice is so entertaining
Fr
Dude ur right wtf is this modern entertainment, he just simplified every fuckn thought I ever had and it put it into three short videos wtf
His voice makes me sleepy but not from boredom from relaxation
Yeah...😂😂😂
shower thoughts: the definition of a car accident is cars bumping into each other aggressively so when humans bump into each other is it a human accident
Damn you got the whole squad laughing
Humans bumping into each other defines you
@@ConelradCreatorEAS literally it defines all of us
Gahdamn
There's a *HUGE* difference.
Car accident: cars bumping into eachother
Human accident: me
I’ve been binge watching his videos for a few hours now...
I’m as wise as a 100 year old man
Shower thought: There are technically numbers you've never heard of.
There are infinite numbers you've never heard of
@@luizfelipecomeli6463 Touche.
And colors
😃
Well then 123...???
Another thought:
When we go to bed, we're basically just waiting until we faint of boredom. (and/or lack of energy I guess)
Also have you ever knew when you were falling asleep?
no
Laura P i never remember that moment when i fall asleep
I always notice when i am falling asleep, its scary
In lucid dreams you know when you body falls asleep
I don’t think anyone know when they fall asleep, it just happens. Also apparently it takes someone (on average) 7 minutes to fall asleep.
Shower thought:
You've never actually closed your eyes you've just hidden them behind your eyelids
@@bop34 exactly
Most of this facts forget about our definition of things, like
Wtf, closing our eyes means to hide them behind the eyelid
Same as other examples, but now I can't remember
If you think about it your eyes are close because if they were truly opened up you wouldn't see because how do you see when you eyeball is basically split in half aka opened
@@david_ga8490 like the thought "why do we call it eating if it's basically chewing and swallowing?" Well... that's eating.
I’d like to go back to 5 minutes ago when I didn’t know this
He said that in this vid and other vid lol
6:19 also the rubber of a pencil is a part of a dead tree (sometimes), and the dead tree that is the wood on the outside of the pencil encases the dead for a longer period of time dead tree inside that is rubbed onto the flat piece of a dead tree that is held by a thick dead tree
Shower thought:
The goal of life is to make as many people sad when we die as possible
Very true
Yep.
Bruh
holy shit
.
Me thinking “how did people come up with words like did they just randomly saying them?”
pretty much
Kathy Pitto if a guy who invented let’s say for example “shower”. If someone invented it before that person we could be saying “donjar” instead of shower as if the person invented it before the person who invited “shower” would also be saying a bunch of random sounds
I question how languages were even made. What was the language in land America before English colonized it and everyone started talking english?
@@Jatin_Dhangar
Why is it called shower if showers required to be not showed?
i only know 3 thing on this subject
1. it was a contraction of a word or words, i.e. ¨cia¨ was origanally ¨see you later¨ or something like that, then it went into ¨see you¨, and then it went to ¨see ya¨ and THEN it finally became ¨cia¨.
2. sounds more fun / cool i.e. hey turned in to yo.
3. yeah sometimes it is really random.
We call everything that we don’t know the name of a “thing” but what really is a “thing”
issakookie its a representation of some"thing" that our brains make us it more clear and simple for us. Ne need to dig deep..
Well to simplly put it a thing is a thing but really it's nothing which then in return groups it as a thing cause it's not a spicific thing.
Its a life form (or robot) that has blue hair, pale white skin, a red shirt with “Thing [insert random number under “Thing”” that also deserves to go to hell
I actually don't know I guess it just exists so we can call random things/stuff something
Yall making it over complicated a thing is simply an object with mass. we call things, things because we don’t know or choose not to call it by its correct name
Shower thought:
If the plural of Goose is Geese, then why isn't Beek the plural of Book?
-My English Teacher
Well, why isn't the plural of moose meese?
I have 2 beek and some meese in my garden
If the plural of ox is oxen then why isn't the plural of fox and box foxen and boxen?
simple.
english is crazy
and
doesn't make sense
no offense
i love english
Shower thought: you can never stand backwards on stairs
Oh shit you’re right
You can never stand backwards anywhere, what does that even mean?
OH CRAP YOURE RIGHT
but you can on escalators....somehow
@@Orion9986 you face on stairs both ways
Shower thought:
You said that erasers sacrifice their lives to correct our mistakes but doesn't the graphite in a pencil or the pencil itself sacrifice its life so that we could create our mistakes?
Nice
Nice
Yo wtf
shower thought: you can’t look at a word without saying it in your head
Shower thought: You can't be in space without slowly damaging the earth first.
That hurts my head a little
I'm sure most of us tried to prove you wrong
@That one bruh moment true...any babies looking at this from out there?
@@ender4344 nope
Shower thought: We always refer to space not being earth but the earth is also in space and if we all lived in mars we would think of earth as space.
and an alien landed and said: "you named your Planet after ....
Dirt?"
(whereas Jupiter Saturn gods)
(-actual newspaper cartoon)
what do you call your moon? MOON?
That's why it's correct to use "outer space"
Shower Thought: You aren't scared of being alone in the dark. You're scared of being with something in the dark.
I have seen that, it's cool
I have seen that, it’s cool.
@@twomist5 wow bro I don't remember what was in my head the sentence looks so weird now xddddd
lol ngl i actually turned around when reading this lmao
@@archienator-ec5jp I didn't till u wrote that comment then you did
Shower thought: Every single decision that you have ever taken in your life , has lead you to this very moment
It goes beyond that every decision your ancestors have ever taken have lead to this reply😎
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Every random atom moving in a direction led to everything
@@nekolancsu
Every particle that moves around in a nonexistent world has changed anything.
Including joe mama.
ik
Why is nobody talking about how adorable his cat is?!
うん
@@Just_GamingYC 💫🚕🇮🇹
@@parallaxcodm4406 what
that "IQ is fps" one literally blew my mind
someone explain that one please I didn't get it :(
Lesson learned: Never make fun of your sibling’s appearances. They could’ve been you.
Wait people make fun of their siblings?
@@kayozzy ARE YOU A ONLY CHILD!? OF COURSE THEY DO
@@kayozzy He does,and I do it to him too. 😎°👄°
“Could’ve”
Happy Negi i was being sarcastic. jesus christ.
Shower thought: when you cut a hole in a fishing net there are less holes
Tbh, you're not really cutting holes, more like many lines.
But larger holes
The thinker
:)
”Shower”-thought: when you go to the shower the shower also takes a shower
H-how??
Shower thought: Objects never disappear, it only recreates into a different thing
The center of gravity has a letter “v” and it’s pointing down
But it’s also eating the sky
@@prettyepicduck3641 😂
@Birb Poomp omg I never noticed that!!!!
0-0
*The more you know*
If anything is possible, then it’s possible that some things are impossible
edit: shoot bro he put this in his next vid
i mean it makes a big loop but it actaully makes sense
That's a paradox from which all of the three braincells left in my head started to hurt...😂🤣😂🤣
Underrated
That's deep
So if impossible is possible could that mean the possible is impossible?
I'm falling in a loophole of the possible
Shower thought: A boomerang is just a single player frisbee
loneliness strikes again
Wow it is
Shower thought:
How awkward did superhero actors feel pretending to be running from a monster when they were just running in front of a green screen
Shower thought: if every atom is 99.9% blank space, drinking a glass of water means drinking basically nothing?
what-
... I am confusion
Shower thought: the word “nun” is just the letter n doing a cartwheel
The word Queue is the letter q followed by four silent vowels.
My mind is blown
@@kayleighalden6935 My pleasure.
@@sorrowandsufferin924 sorry but I wasn't talking abt about you
How do you know it's not doing a round-off
in french, nothing is "rien" wich comes from "rea" in latin, wich means "the thing" , i think that's interesting
So the translation is "nothing" to "the thing" because that makes sense xD
c'est vrai
@@netecrivernetecassassins2945 et pourquoi pas
de rien
in spanish, but is "pero" which comes from "per hoc" in latin which means therefore not but
Bruh your cat is the cutest living thing I've ever seen in my life
Shower thought: If poison has an expiration date would it become more poisonous or less poisonous?
@RENEE PARK you to smart for me
@RENEE PARK also there are some trying to classify the people here
Less, if it is meant to be poisonous.
More, if it was not meant to be poisonous (for example, botaninum toxin is the most poisonous thing in the world, but they still use them in cosmetic surgery, as it is not meant to be poisonous).
H҉o҉l҉y҉ c҉r҉a҉p҉
Poison is a chemical so it depends on that poison... It's chemical composition may change over time and become something else which may or may not harm our body... There is something called google or may be if you have concentrated in school and focused..instead of kids these days saying" School makes students less intelligent" .. You would have figured it out but no you want to look like smart person so good luck 👍
shower thought: walking is technically stepping into the future since you can't take back your actions
Or just walking in present time because it’s present time.
Technically eating a warm potato is being cannibalistic, because you are eating something tan and warm, like humans.
^^^ Most “shower thoughts” in this comment section :o
@@galaxian2797 that makes no sense...
Kurt Dwayne Diaz Be more specific, the second part or the first part?
@@galaxian2797 2nd
@Kurt Dwayne Diaz 2nd part is a joke
“Imagine dying without knowing it”
That one sentence scarred me. I don’t want to sleep any more.
well you would know when you die no matter what you're doing
Rebekah's Universe No, it depends
@@sleep4life812 No, because when you die you either go to Heaven, Hell or Purgatory. You don't just drop out of existence, so you'd know if you died.
@@bloodtasteslikecookies6640 what if heaven, hell or purgatory are myths.......
Mostly I think that religions are made so that people can do good and not be afraid of the fact that u die and u go nowhere, whatever u did was in vain and ur existence means nothing(almost nothing compared to universe, including myself). And when a person thinks that way, the person will not care for right or wrong, so religion is for people like those who will not be a good person if religion was not there in the first place.
@@bloodtasteslikecookies6640 consider of heaven and hell as a false bribe so that u can do good, happily I donot need that. I am not religious but people believe I am bad for turning out to be good even tho i rejected society's believe system. Irony is hidden somewhere in there.
Watching apertures shower thoughts videos are so relaxing