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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @HeadsetHatGuy
    @HeadsetHatGuy 4 года назад +4528

    "Why is a robot asking me if I'm not a robot?"
    he roasted them real bad

    • @vaughankorede521
      @vaughankorede521 4 года назад +30

      I didn't click on your channel.
      Okay, I did. I read the banner, clicked the video, read the description. I'm not gonna LIE!
      Please, teach me how you did that🙏🙏
      😂😂

    • @Ashley-sh7yt
      @Ashley-sh7yt 4 года назад +10

      I swear I saw you on another video-

    • @tabittapoulsen9951
      @tabittapoulsen9951 4 года назад +14

      What if it's just trying to find its familly?

    • @boristhespacedude9096
      @boristhespacedude9096 4 года назад +20

      Robots be like:"I guide others to a treasure that I can't posses"

    • @mahoganykettle5541
      @mahoganykettle5541 4 года назад +1

      Boris The Space Dude lol

  • @socosoul8294
    @socosoul8294 4 года назад +675

    “Life is short, but that phrase usually encourages people to do things that’ll make their lives even shorter”
    Ok, this was actually funny

    • @pzgamerch
      @pzgamerch 4 года назад +8

      Life is short let me ruined my health so I can die quicker.

    • @fathimathyasha1826
      @fathimathyasha1826 4 года назад +1

      Sleep Deprived Snake AAAHHH THAT IS SO SO SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zku-f2m
      @zku-f2m 4 года назад +2

      Yolooooooooo

  • @PieTheYummy
    @PieTheYummy 3 года назад +274

    Shower thought: There is a possibility you will end up in the background of somebody’s family photo or a movie or video and never know you were in it or discover it.

    • @elizabeth3653
      @elizabeth3653 3 года назад +13

      Um this worrys me

    • @shadierark7011
      @shadierark7011 3 года назад +4

      Nope I was in the background of a show but I watched that show all the time and I saw me it was crazy

    • @shivanshgarewal2833
      @shivanshgarewal2833 3 года назад +5

      There is also a possibility that everyone at one point gonna forget about you after you die
      Unless you are a great scientist like Einstein or Newton

    • @sofiae665
      @sofiae665 2 года назад +1

      @@shadierark7011 What show was it? And what episode and timestamp was it? I'm just curious lol

  • @ethanplays2978
    @ethanplays2978 3 года назад +200

    Shower thought: if 2 mind readers are reading each other’s mind which mind are they reading

  • @miaswapp
    @miaswapp 4 года назад +310

    “Nobody is perfect” is a common phrase, so if somebody called me a nobody, they are also saying I’m perfect.

    • @azanimation3994
      @azanimation3994 4 года назад +11

      Does this mean I'm perfect? 'Cause I've always been a nobody

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +13

      Everyone's unique, just like everybody else.

    • @moosehat3821
      @moosehat3821 4 года назад +3

      👌

    • @asfadanny
      @asfadanny 4 года назад +8

      @@Speed001 that's what make us the same

    • @shyannestrength1452
      @shyannestrength1452 4 года назад +1

      I love this

  • @geekunit177
    @geekunit177 4 года назад +7700

    Life is not short it’s the longest thing you will ever be a part of.

    • @vikranttyagiRN
      @vikranttyagiRN 4 года назад +113

      Oh wow

    • @justsomeguyfromthemcu7052
      @justsomeguyfromthemcu7052 4 года назад +304

      Well, there's the afterlife where you would spend the rest of eternity.

    • @eltzone
      @eltzone 4 года назад +119

      @@justsomeguyfromthemcu7052 there's no afterlife but ight, you do you.

    • @kimbam1282
      @kimbam1282 4 года назад +91

      We all have our own perception depending on how we live our lives.... My life has gone by very fast...plus time is an illusion

    • @anonymoususer169
      @anonymoususer169 4 года назад +18

      Elton You are in the afterlife

  • @addidas3008
    @addidas3008 3 года назад +211

    Shower thought:
    If humans never created languages, how would we interpret our thoughts?

  • @wandastacy5168
    @wandastacy5168 3 года назад +198

    Shower thought:
    If we land on another planet with life we’re the aliens

    • @baph1
      @baph1 3 года назад +9

      yeah,that's basically what an alien means

    • @miko1099
      @miko1099 3 года назад +3

      no duh.

    • @watterson.darwin
      @watterson.darwin 3 года назад +1

      Wow who couldve thought

    • @Lilith_The_Earthling
      @Lilith_The_Earthling 3 года назад +3

      So 4yo me wasn't crazy wanting to become an alien

  • @rakill4883
    @rakill4883 4 года назад +3832

    The cat be like: I've trained this guy to feed me every now and then

    • @Idiot-qt2pm
      @Idiot-qt2pm 4 года назад +4

      RA KILL xd

    • @aaryt
      @aaryt 4 года назад +23

      When he said he "bought" a cat, I had to rewind to check if I heard correctly. There are so many homeless animals out there that I don't understand people like this one. I kinda lost a little respect for him.

    • @RealAstroYT
      @RealAstroYT 4 года назад +32

      Ash R this is just an assumption but he said something about an allergy with cat hair so maybe he had no option but to buy one that doesn’t shed. 🤷‍♀️

    • @aaryt
      @aaryt 4 года назад +5

      @Friday Goood There is this thing called 'animal shelter'
      @Astro I really hope that's the case. I've been watching his videos for awhile now but I don't remember him mentioning something like that

    • @lucascb8446
      @lucascb8446 4 года назад +10

      @@aaryt He literally said he has a cat hair allergy in this video. At around 2:20

  • @Pushed2InsanityYT
    @Pushed2InsanityYT 4 года назад +5359

    Shower thought: teens drive like they have no time in the world and old people drive like they have all the time in the world.

  • @frenchvanilla1575
    @frenchvanilla1575 3 года назад +163

    Shower thought: you never own money, only have your turn with it
    Shower thought: right now is the oldest you've ever been but the youngest you'll ever be again

    • @GaberzEdm
      @GaberzEdm 3 года назад +9

      Unless.....You die and nobody claims your money, its still yours.

    • @frenchvanilla1575
      @frenchvanilla1575 3 года назад +6

      @@GaberzEdm no, no, you've got a point...

    • @MJFinn
      @MJFinn 3 года назад +10

      @@GaberzEdm Technically, you're dead so it's nobody's, unless someone takes it.

    • @sleed4639
      @sleed4639 2 года назад

      now that I think about it, it's crazy how a piece of paper can travel across the world

    • @frenchvanilla1575
      @frenchvanilla1575 2 года назад

      @@sleed4639 ive never thought about it that way

  • @nathanielnadeau6501
    @nathanielnadeau6501 3 года назад +69

    Shower Thought: If black holes consume everything, including matter. Than how are they able to sustain themselves?

    • @galaxyyeet1206
      @galaxyyeet1206 3 года назад +13

      They can’t, that’s why they are unstable

    • @TheDracoAnimator
      @TheDracoAnimator 3 года назад +1

      They are consuming itself, which creates a black whole

    • @cultureal9544
      @cultureal9544 3 года назад +2

      event horizon slows down time.

    • @Eleven4401
      @Eleven4401 3 года назад

      SUS MOGUS CONFIRMED

  • @og_ma_ag
    @og_ma_ag 4 года назад +2286

    Shower thought: Dora isn’t an explorer
    She just walks around mapped land

  • @cjkiesel8267
    @cjkiesel8267 4 года назад +193

    I love how his transitions are so smooth between shower thoughts

  • @gatlina6019
    @gatlina6019 3 года назад +30

    Shower though: The feeling of wanting something is bigger than actually getting it, so we spend every minute of our life thinking that we'll feel 100% pleased some day, but never will actually get that. So maybe, dying means finally don't wanting anything more than you already have.

    • @bidishadeb4679
      @bidishadeb4679 9 месяцев назад

      So at the end we all just wanna die?

  • @harrietyes
    @harrietyes 3 года назад +34

    "The phrase where are you was probably never used until very recently. You couldn't really talk to someone without being in their vicinity."
    *hide and seek been real quiet-*

  • @chibi7827
    @chibi7827 4 года назад +660

    why do parents get mad at their lazy child when the child didn't even do anything?

    • @adelphascars2902
      @adelphascars2902 4 года назад +43

      Thank you for getting me a good excuse.

    • @abcdefghij7626
      @abcdefghij7626 4 года назад +16

      I never thought about that... wow...

    • @Ginglover9000
      @Ginglover9000 4 года назад +40

      It's so simple you can figure it out in a few seconds. They're mad Because.. You aren't doing anything... In simpler terms they are disappointed.

    • @bradleykhan6202
      @bradleykhan6202 4 года назад +18

      Leo Caducoy ..."Exactly. You're not doing anything. Get up and do something else" is what I suspect the response is

    • @karengobacktosleep3890
      @karengobacktosleep3890 4 года назад +9

      the answer to that is in the question.
      btw are you an army? i see lil meow and i think of yoongi kajfhds

  • @slashercat8649
    @slashercat8649 4 года назад +2385

    “Take me to your leader” was the old version of “May I speak to the manager.” This means most aliens are Karen’s

  • @sarr6746
    @sarr6746 3 года назад +82

    Shower thought:
    The word « short » is longer than the word « long ». And the word « long » is shorter than the word « short »

    • @adrey2149
      @adrey2149 3 года назад +2

      Wut

    • @qweepee4693
      @qweepee4693 3 года назад +3

      He already said that

    • @Pacvalham
      @Pacvalham 3 года назад +1

      Alphabetically, after comes before and before comes after, but it would be interesting either way (not ironic the other way).

    • @DGaming1_
      @DGaming1_ 2 года назад

      But the letter l in long is longer than the letter s in short

  • @nixonbagni9831
    @nixonbagni9831 3 года назад +24

    Your voice so soothing while what you're saying is raising my anxiety levels and giving me an existential crises. luv u!

  • @nickels4052
    @nickels4052 4 года назад +3937

    I would litterally listen to this man read a dictionary

    • @dorasuncle2717
      @dorasuncle2717 4 года назад +87

      It's s so soothing

    • @Noahjowow
      @Noahjowow 4 года назад +17

      Lol yes tho.

    • @ayalol8
      @ayalol8 4 года назад +12

      EXACTLY OMG

    • @salehsyed685
      @salehsyed685 4 года назад +24

      Idk about that fam I'd rather just hear him tell us shower thoughts

    • @E-99x
      @E-99x 4 года назад +4

      He sounds congested, like Miley Cyrus.
      Disliked b/c he sounds like there is snot in his nose. Eww.

  • @article580
    @article580 4 года назад +682

    “Your siblings are just alternate versions of what could’ve been you” Me who has no siblings: *Damn, I sure got lucky*

    • @WhoamI-wc7pj
      @WhoamI-wc7pj 3 года назад +19

      Me who does😳

    • @svqmei
      @svqmei 3 года назад +15

      So my brother is in jail

    • @itzslayr1435
      @itzslayr1435 3 года назад +2

      2:37 No cause ur still thinking nothing so your thinking something lol
      4:15 What David Lopez made a video about

    • @itzslayr1435
      @itzslayr1435 3 года назад +1

      I love how some of what he said I thought of that before

    • @jasperjepson6462
      @jasperjepson6462 3 года назад +1

      Thank goodness

  • @zinthum3313
    @zinthum3313 3 года назад +152

    Shower thought: if we look at our eyelids when we sleep, then we're technically sleeping with our eyes open. 🤯

    • @elizabeth3653
      @elizabeth3653 3 года назад +2

      Omgggg

    • @idkatthispoint-s9s
      @idkatthispoint-s9s 3 года назад

      I'd like the comment but I don't wanna spoil the 69 and I encourage you to not too.

  • @parthmalguri397
    @parthmalguri397 3 года назад +45

    What if pinochhio said- “my nose will grow now”
    Its a paradox if u think it the right way

    • @moxierocks
      @moxierocks 3 года назад +5

      That hurts my head too much

    • @girl_from_everywhere
      @girl_from_everywhere 2 года назад +5

      His nose grows when he lies, so if it was the truth, he would be lying, so his nose would grow, but then he would have told the truth, and it shouldn't have grown.
      Shoot, my brain broke.🤨

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 2 года назад +3

      It would grow and then shrink, it's not that hard when u think abt it for a couple of hours

    • @carpetchair5778
      @carpetchair5778 2 года назад +1

      at first, it would grow because he told a lie, but then after it would grow, it would shrink because he didn't lie

    • @Delta_Aves
      @Delta_Aves 2 года назад +2

      His nose would self destruct.

  • @sbe5473
    @sbe5473 4 года назад +1742

    Shower thought: I should have bought more shampoo.

  • @skyswinger5249
    @skyswinger5249 4 года назад +616

    A shower thought I had recently:
    Things like air conditioners and fridges use electricity to keep things cold, but electricity is produced by heating water into steam. So technically...
    We use heat to keep things cold.

  • @dioxatistar8263
    @dioxatistar8263 3 года назад +228

    Shower thought: If helium makes your voice high, maybe oxygen makes it low and the high voice is your real voice...

    • @reptilesceptile1035
      @reptilesceptile1035 3 года назад +38

      You dont have a "real" voice. Every gas makes your voice have a different pitch

    • @lukyluk_py
      @lukyluk_py 3 года назад +7

      @@reptilesceptile1035 exactly

    • @baileydwyer453
      @baileydwyer453 3 года назад +31

      No you would have a real voice, but in order to hear it you'd need there to be no gas, and therefore the sound could never travel and youl'd never be able to hear it

    • @auronnyagangopadhyay7104
      @auronnyagangopadhyay7104 3 года назад +4

      but we dont survive on helium lol

    • @Wina_Wina
      @Wina_Wina 2 года назад

      What about Sulfur hexaflouride?

  • @todom4271
    @todom4271 3 года назад +75

    Shower thought: when an AI makes a mistake, so does the human that made it.

    • @zetera4685
      @zetera4685 3 года назад

      Hol up, wait a minute

    • @nn_eptun8602
      @nn_eptun8602 2 года назад

      makes sense cuz humans makes robots

  • @Flobthemob
    @Flobthemob 3 года назад +2258

    Shower thought: if you save someone’s life, you’re not saving them you’re just delaying their death

    • @redwoodfoxie9179
      @redwoodfoxie9179 3 года назад +22

      >:o

    • @scareboi3434
      @scareboi3434 3 года назад +24

      yooo i never thought of it like that lmaoo

    • @electrikrainb0w444
      @electrikrainb0w444 3 года назад +28

      Life is a terminal condition. Some people just reach the finish line sooner!

    • @chou4880
      @chou4880 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @Lokitellus
      @Lokitellus 3 года назад +4

      Hol up

  • @crimeburger4250
    @crimeburger4250 4 года назад +118

    Shower thought: ur inheritance is just ur relatives dropping loot whne they die. Tradition is just peer pressure from the dead. Lamps in video games use real eletricity.

    • @mr.joshcb
      @mr.joshcb 4 года назад +7

      Ok the last one got me

    • @nvmffs
      @nvmffs 4 года назад +1

      They aren't really dropping it, it's more like an automatic game reward. You're spot on about tradition though. Here's another one in that line of thinking: traditionally traditions are too traditional.

    • @elohimmonkoy
      @elohimmonkoy 4 года назад

      Alright the last hit me

  • @bloodyassault3633
    @bloodyassault3633 3 года назад +90

    Shower Thought : You may be breathing the same molecule of Oxygen that Albert Einstein once breathe.

    • @manideepvikadesh7124
      @manideepvikadesh7124 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @reptilesceptile1035
      @reptilesceptile1035 3 года назад +6

      You are 10000% breathing the same air molecules as Einstein in this very minute

    • @maithreyi5928
      @maithreyi5928 2 года назад +6

      we are also breathing the same molecule of oxygen EVERY SINGLE DEAD PERSON once breathed
      ._.
      that's kinda crazy

  • @anushkarjain
    @anushkarjain 3 года назад +8

    that "IQ is fps" one literally blew my mind

    • @sleed4639
      @sleed4639 2 года назад

      someone explain that one please I didn't get it :(

  • @subhi1809
    @subhi1809 4 года назад +166

    Shower thought: The meanest dog we see on movies are the nicest obedient well trained dogs in real life.

    • @silversunset
      @silversunset 4 года назад +4

      Ironic, but true

    • @Ginglover9000
      @Ginglover9000 4 года назад +5

      Not really a thought more of a fact or opinion.

    • @Marnige
      @Marnige 4 года назад +2

      @@Ginglover9000 how can something be a fact or an opinion at the same time.

    • @Luksed12
      @Luksed12 3 года назад +1

      Actually nah, they can just take a really mean dog and just try to work with him

  • @rhythm5080
    @rhythm5080 4 года назад +2948

    More about the English language:
    Why does "Horrible" and "Horrific" mean the same thing but "Terrible" and "Terrific" mean the opposite?

    • @normanlol8626
      @normanlol8626 4 года назад +104

      This is an underrated comment

    • @thevenomousgamer217
      @thevenomousgamer217 4 года назад +39

      Great question. He needs to take this into a video

    • @KeelyMi
      @KeelyMi 4 года назад +14

      No one knows bro don’t blame me

    • @Marnige
      @Marnige 4 года назад +12

      Ask Michael Stevens.

    • @seanycellura2081
      @seanycellura2081 4 года назад +2

      they dont

  • @cerealmug450
    @cerealmug450 3 года назад +13

    Shower thought:
    How awkward did superhero actors feel pretending to be running from a monster when they were just running in front of a green screen

  • @its-zady4280
    @its-zady4280 3 года назад +16

    Made this one up myself:
    Dogs are taken away from there families and are forced to do things to make humans happy, like slavery.

    • @girl_from_everywhere
      @girl_from_everywhere 2 года назад

      You would not have said this if you saw the lengths my sister goes to to keep her dogs happy.

    • @Delta_Aves
      @Delta_Aves 2 года назад

      @@girl_from_everywhere is her dog actually happy or has it just given up and resigned itself to its master’s will. In other words; Stockholm syndrome.

    • @jeromewilliams6073
      @jeromewilliams6073 2 года назад

      Dark

    • @MrVigill
      @MrVigill Год назад

      @@Delta_Aves and you're making this too deep despite the dogs being actually happy

  • @gagedowdle3151
    @gagedowdle3151 4 года назад +710

    Shower thought: Maybe we get disgusted looking at a brain because our brain is self-conscious and doesn’t like looking at itself

    • @waterunderthebridge7950
      @waterunderthebridge7950 4 года назад +59

      CrazyStranger88 Counter thought: Maybe we get disgusted looking at a brain ‘cuz the only way we’d naturally see a bare brain is if the owner was killed and we fear the same outcome for ourselves

    • @Miles300s
      @Miles300s 4 года назад +23

      @@waterunderthebridge7950 _These are inside bits._ *They're outside now.*

    • @leahamy9541
      @leahamy9541 4 года назад +10

      I never even thought of thinking that lol but it makes so much sense in my opinion..

    • @girian6700
      @girian6700 4 года назад +3

      I don’t get disgusted looking at a brain

    • @okay_1123
      @okay_1123 4 года назад +7

      Girian you aren’t sane, kid

  • @spreadlove3192
    @spreadlove3192 4 года назад +441

    'Jail' and 'prison' are synonyms but 'jailer' and 'prisoner' are antonyms.

    • @Idiot-qt2pm
      @Idiot-qt2pm 4 года назад +14

      Spread Love English is a big meme like my pp

    • @womp5364
      @womp5364 4 года назад +8

      Jail and Prison aren't actually synonyms... if you go to Jail, you are serving for anywhere from a couple hours to a year, and if you're in Prison, you are serving a year to life

    • @koendid
      @koendid 4 года назад +2

      He said something similar in another video

  • @kyaanmaaa2723
    @kyaanmaaa2723 2 года назад +9

    "Your siblings are just alternative versions of what could've been you"
    Me: thank god i am not that as*hole!

  • @eimanibrahim5010
    @eimanibrahim5010 3 года назад +11

    I’ve been binge watching his videos for a few hours now...
    I’m as wise as a 100 year old man

  • @lilithparker9661
    @lilithparker9661 3 года назад +934

    Shower thought:
    1. You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.
    2. Living healthy is only a way of dying slower.

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 3 года назад +11

      *slower, please fix it kinda ruins it

    • @lilithparker9661
      @lilithparker9661 3 года назад +14

      @@JellyAntz sry, English is not my first language

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 3 года назад +8

      @@lilithparker9661 It’s ok, if I wrote a spanish comment it would be worse

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 3 года назад +11

      Shower thought: Space missions is just a way of saying "We have to slowly kill the earth to find other planets to then kill"

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 3 года назад

      @@hiroshiramasendjews9539 no

  • @crazyangel7974
    @crazyangel7974 4 года назад +1381

    Shower thought:
    Paper cuts are trees getting their revenge.

    • @chrome1018
      @chrome1018 4 года назад +27

      similiar to this: a dead scorpian still carries its poison, (or venom).

    • @cortneywilkinson7417
      @cortneywilkinson7417 3 года назад +9

      Lol ya

    • @greminem
      @greminem 3 года назад +5

      @@chrome1018 i think it's venom since it injects it in ur body but im not sure
      Also
      yes.

    • @bailey452
      @bailey452 3 года назад +4

      Correct it is venom

    • @Moelificcc
      @Moelificcc 3 года назад +2

      @@chrome1018 it’s venom because everything that injects venom into something has venom glands

  • @mcr5mcr5mcr5
    @mcr5mcr5mcr5 3 года назад +55

    Shower thought:
    If the plural of Goose is Geese, then why isn't Beek the plural of Book?
    -My English Teacher

    • @johnhutchings675
      @johnhutchings675 3 года назад +5

      Well, why isn't the plural of moose meese?

    • @TertiaryQuota
      @TertiaryQuota 3 года назад +5

      I have 2 beek and some meese in my garden

    • @rachel6239
      @rachel6239 3 года назад +1

      If the plural of ox is oxen then why isn't the plural of fox and box foxen and boxen?

    • @maithreyi5928
      @maithreyi5928 2 года назад

      simple.
      english is crazy
      and
      doesn't make sense
      no offense
      i love english

  • @tag5848
    @tag5848 3 года назад +9

    Shower thought: Objects never disappear, it only recreates into a different thing

  • @henrylau7236
    @henrylau7236 4 года назад +817

    If you ask someone “what does mean mean” or “define define” don’t you already know the meaning of those words?

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 4 года назад +18

      Cløut-9
      ...

    • @prettyepicduck3641
      @prettyepicduck3641 4 года назад +38

      Saying “define define” or even “what does mean mean” doesn’t mean that you are looking for an answer because you can be looking to see if the person who is getting asked knows what it means or you can be looking for a way to define it.

    • @henrylau7236
      @henrylau7236 4 года назад +5

      Himal Bamzai-Wokhlu I agree with you but there are a large amount of words that we know the verbal function of but can’t “define it”, it’s just the wording of these sentences using a word as a question/verb and another as a noun, keep in mind these are just random thoughts you have when you are in a shower not in a serious environment like a classroom

    • @hugobandeira177
      @hugobandeira177 4 года назад +5

      When someone answers "I don't know" to "what does mean mean?" it actually means that person knows what "mean" means. 🤔

    • @nerasomnia
      @nerasomnia 4 года назад

      Himal Bamzai-Wokhlu What about “doing things that make someone happy?”

  • @Glxch
    @Glxch 4 года назад +541

    Shower thought: An AC is like a refrigerator, but for humans.

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 4 года назад +3

      Oh. 😑 😑

    • @Mystic_Lucky
      @Mystic_Lucky 4 года назад +18

      But heaters are microwaves

    • @ntrk_
      @ntrk_ 4 года назад +9

      But you can still put a human in a refrigerator

    • @shatteredsoul9810
      @shatteredsoul9810 4 года назад +6

      And you can also put em in micro~ wait no sorry.

    • @_Progamer8624_
      @_Progamer8624_ 4 года назад +9

      Yeah i like to keep my humans fresh until its time to eat

  • @chef_miku
    @chef_miku 3 года назад +5

    Bruh your cat is the cutest living thing I've ever seen in my life

  • @al-saif_
    @al-saif_ 3 года назад +17

    Shower thought: We always refer to space not being earth but the earth is also in space and if we all lived in mars we would think of earth as space.

    • @cultureal9544
      @cultureal9544 3 года назад +1

      and an alien landed and said: "you named your Planet after ....
      Dirt?"
      (whereas Jupiter Saturn gods)
      (-actual newspaper cartoon)
      what do you call your moon? MOON?

    • @nishikeshari4938
      @nishikeshari4938 2 года назад

      That's why it's correct to use "outer space"

  • @MrAlexx17231
    @MrAlexx17231 4 года назад +214

    The only time someone could say "Where are you?"in sign language would be through a video call

    • @projectwealthp6
      @projectwealthp6 4 года назад +4

      Tray way gang signs thru the video call Gang gang lmao 😂😂😂

    • @vuncelantenweid2556
      @vuncelantenweid2556 4 года назад +2

      Or when you're looking for your lost child during medieval times

    • @EmperorOHI
      @EmperorOHI 4 года назад +2

      @@vuncelantenweid2556 *Where are YOU?*

    • @asdf-oh9ob
      @asdf-oh9ob 4 года назад

      Or video message

  • @invertedperson7044
    @invertedperson7044 3 года назад +492

    Shower thought: technically, words are meaningless. They are just sounds humans make then interpret. Most people take language for granted, and don’t realize how truly amazing the fact that we not only have developed language, but have transformed our subconscious so we now think thoughts in a language.

    • @BluePower59
      @BluePower59 3 года назад +21

      So is my name technically meaningless?

    • @BluePower59
      @BluePower59 3 года назад +14

      Wait what I just said is meaningless

    • @BluePower59
      @BluePower59 3 года назад +15

      Wait what I just said is meaningless

    • @BluePower59
      @BluePower59 3 года назад +13

      Wait what I just said is meaningless

    • @BluePower59
      @BluePower59 3 года назад +14

      Wait what I just said is meaningless

  • @darahascanjeevaram8661
    @darahascanjeevaram8661 3 года назад +17

    Shower thought: What do they eat as meat in Pokemon? Do they eat their literal pets?

  • @iwbmo
    @iwbmo 3 года назад +2

    6:19 also the rubber of a pencil is a part of a dead tree (sometimes), and the dead tree that is the wood on the outside of the pencil encases the dead for a longer period of time dead tree inside that is rubbed onto the flat piece of a dead tree that is held by a thick dead tree

  • @barracudicgd
    @barracudicgd 4 года назад +253

    Shower thought: Wars are just intense family arguments.

  • @Tree_Lord
    @Tree_Lord 4 года назад +1674

    "Life is short"
    Actually living is the longest thing you'll ever do.

    • @thebreadfullofdread9427
      @thebreadfullofdread9427 4 года назад +7

      .-.

    • @waterunderthebridge7950
      @waterunderthebridge7950 4 года назад +18

      Actually actually depending on your definition of what makes you “you” being inanimate is the longest thing you have done and will do, with the only contender being not existing before the creation of timespace and after the inevitable demise of it (tho time itself wouldn’t physically exist, so there wouldn’t be anything to measure it against anymore)

    • @MaronkingstonOngaude
      @MaronkingstonOngaude 4 года назад +1

      Best one I've seen brilliant

    • @wutaeworld
      @wutaeworld 4 года назад

      Agreed ~ ruclips.net/video/ncDhj_jSk3k/видео.html

    • @practicalcucumber1395
      @practicalcucumber1395 4 года назад +1

      @@waterunderthebridge7950 well I dont like to think in that way because... well.. you're dead

  • @pipgarr
    @pipgarr 3 года назад +4

    We have a two minute timer at the end of it we die, though every time we breathe the timer resets.

  • @justicetemple3473
    @justicetemple3473 3 года назад +7

    Shower thought: you’re not afraid of being alone in the dark you are afraid of not being alone in the dark

  • @mehmehs6362
    @mehmehs6362 4 года назад +243

    Shower thought: Why is it when your thinking of a version of you in the past its both the old and young you

    • @jacobviser9235
      @jacobviser9235 4 года назад +6

      Old and younger

    • @netecrivernetecassassins2945
      @netecrivernetecassassins2945 4 года назад +11

      For the vast majority, it's also in third person

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 4 года назад +1

      Dunno, but maybe because you're probably reflecting on your past actions, and it's easier to have clear and coherent thoughts when you pretend you're talking to someone else, in this case a younger you?

    • @efu2046
      @efu2046 4 года назад

      @@netecrivernetecassassins2945 That's because you're not alone

  • @le_nah1922
    @le_nah1922 4 года назад +2607

    Shower thought: the history books will get thicker every day, but if there was a book about the future, would it get thinner?
    Edit: that doesn't make any sense, past self. If here was a book about the future, then it would just mean, that there is fate. And the book wouldn't get thinner, becouse its a book, and pages that were already read/ already happend wouldn't pop out of existance. The Question, if there is fate, depends on people.
    But I've got an other idea: If life was a video game, you would never archieve 100%. It's impossible.

    • @mahekfathima8793
      @mahekfathima8793 4 года назад +107

      no, as the time passes, it becomes a history book

    • @unknownwarrior9775
      @unknownwarrior9775 4 года назад +98

      Well technically the future is infinite

    • @octoberg0ds
      @octoberg0ds 4 года назад +40

      Unknown Warrior well, until the heat death of the universe. Then what happens? Does time just.. stop?

    • @unknownwarrior9775
      @unknownwarrior9775 4 года назад +42

      @@octoberg0ds No , time will keep passing infinitely Since time always remains constant . You can always go into the past infinitely even if we don't know what happened after a certain point. Eventually another Universe will be born

    • @octoberg0ds
      @octoberg0ds 4 года назад +15

      Unknown Warrior you have a point there. And we’ll just be vibing wherever we go when we die, probably watching as all of this happens before our eyes.

  • @p1nktul1p
    @p1nktul1p 3 года назад +3

    Shower thought: Nobody has really ever seen a baby pigeon

  • @cocothecat8939
    @cocothecat8939 3 года назад +2

    Shower thought: you know how in games like Minecraft where you can’t sleep when there is danger nearby? Think about that the next time you can’t sleep for no reason :)

  • @noahcorbett8319
    @noahcorbett8319 4 года назад +164

    Shower thoughts:
    If poison expires, does it become less poisonous or more poisonous?
    If you lay on an open field does that mean the earth is your backpack?

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +5

      Less effective for its purpose.
      And Yes.

    • @capncook2006
      @capncook2006 4 года назад +5

      Can poison expire?

    • @ultrainstinctgoku845
      @ultrainstinctgoku845 4 года назад +2

      Thats deep

    • @m.mhn7535
      @m.mhn7535 4 года назад

      @@Speed001 I was thinking the same thing, poison doesn't *need* to expire.

    • @loveliaharmonie7719
      @loveliaharmonie7719 4 года назад

      Theory 1 : Poison are just expired medicine and cannot expire anymore
      Theory 2 : Poison can't expire

  • @user-sk7kl9kh2s
    @user-sk7kl9kh2s 4 года назад +517

    Shower thought: why do people say things are on fire when the fire is on the thing?

    • @marisleong8725
      @marisleong8725 4 года назад +39

      i had to reread this multiple times before i could process a response

    • @lexjames_06
      @lexjames_06 4 года назад +26

      I move we now exclaim "THE HOUSE IS UNDER FIRE!"..... oh wait

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 4 года назад +13

      @@lexjames_06 Crap the fires have guns now-

    • @szecr
      @szecr 4 года назад

      Oh wow how original

    • @nemanjamitic904
      @nemanjamitic904 4 года назад

      i hate you

  • @ayanahmed2346
    @ayanahmed2346 3 года назад +13

    Shower thought: why was 60 the chosen number for time?

  • @Man_Man_Man_Man_Man
    @Man_Man_Man_Man_Man 3 года назад +2

    Shower thought: In movies, when people go back in time they always are scared that something small could change the present.
    But we never think that something small in the present could change something big in the future.

  • @SabsWithR
    @SabsWithR 4 года назад +592

    "If you lose a finger, cutting your finger nails become 10% easier"
    You might be onto something here

    • @DarkViperEU
      @DarkViperEU 4 года назад +13

      That's inaccurate. What if you have 9 fingers to begin with? If you lose one, cutting your nails would be 11.1111% easier

    • @zubaar4455
      @zubaar4455 4 года назад +3

      @@DarkViperEU r/whooosh

    • @smileyface8434
      @smileyface8434 4 года назад +25

      Zubaar The fact that you’re r/woooshing to his comment is an r/wooosh to you, I’m afraid

    • @common_json
      @common_json 4 года назад +2

      Just pull off all of your fingernails

    • @SabsWithR
      @SabsWithR 4 года назад

      @@zubaar4455 r/itswooooshwith4os

  • @makebelievekingg
    @makebelievekingg 4 года назад +514

    Shower thought: someone thought of the name “shower thought” while thinking in the shower, a shower thought named itself.

    • @vasudevraghav2109
      @vasudevraghav2109 4 года назад +4

      A lot of things name itself in a way i guess🤔

    • @Sebastian-rc2me
      @Sebastian-rc2me 4 года назад +23

      @@vasudevraghav2109 the human brain named itself

    • @PCTRH
      @PCTRH 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, that's why we call "shower thought" ....

    • @413.
      @413. 4 года назад +1

      @@Sebastian-rc2me damn never thought about it that way... thats pretty fricken crazy lol

    • @cosamallender3276
      @cosamallender3276 4 года назад +1

      He could've thought of it in bed, and been an insomniac

  • @ph4405
    @ph4405 3 года назад +4

    shower thought: if you stack two pizzas on top of each other, you still have 2 pizzas.
    *but if you have two lasagna's, however, and stack 2 of them, you still have one lasagna*

  • @dylanstull5055
    @dylanstull5055 3 года назад +1

    His voice is so soothing

  • @caitlynmortimer4742
    @caitlynmortimer4742 4 года назад +259

    Shower thought:
    Breathing is the slowest way to die

    • @frigginjerk
      @frigginjerk 4 года назад +8

      You only have a couple minutes left to live, but each breath resets the timer.

    • @zelexdabeast4577
      @zelexdabeast4577 4 года назад

      Que?

    • @zelexdabeast4577
      @zelexdabeast4577 4 года назад

      @@frigginjerk we can hold our breath up to 24 minutes tho not a couple

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 4 года назад +2

      @@zelexdabeast4577 normal people probably pass out at around 2-3 min and if they keep doing it they'll die

  • @Natalia-dk2ph
    @Natalia-dk2ph 4 года назад +109

    Shower thought: The concept of cleaning is weird. Cleaning things is just like preparing it to get dirty again, But if we just stopped cleaning, things would stay dirty. So, if you think about it, everything is always dirty no matter what.

    • @Morgan00081
      @Morgan00081 4 года назад +4

      Yeah right try never washing pc or plates

    • @LazyAndFabulous
      @LazyAndFabulous 4 года назад

      @@Morgan00081
      Then it would be cleaned at some time.

    • @galaxian2797
      @galaxian2797 4 года назад +1

      @IInataliaII
      When you clean something, it’s too usually make it look better or get rid of bacteria. Shower thought: You overthought this.

    • @firelordmomo6865
      @firelordmomo6865 3 года назад +1

      I’m really confused by what you just said

  • @aaargh-angel
    @aaargh-angel 3 года назад +3

    Shower thought: if you breathe through your mouth and nose at the same time, would you get twice the amount of oxygen?

  • @pratishasarmah8310
    @pratishasarmah8310 3 года назад +13

    Shower thought: what if you were born colour blind? And when I say green, it's a blue for you but you will never know.

  • @moth5017
    @moth5017 4 года назад +508

    When someone is blind, do they see black, or do they literally see nothing? 🤔 Edit: Didn’t expect this to be seen so much, so thanks. I was actually wrong. According to google, “People who have lost their sight have different experiences. Some describe seeing complete darkness, like being in a cave. Some people see sparks or experience vivid visual hallucinations that may take the form of recognizable shapes, random shapes, and colors, or flashes of light” according to ThoughtsCo

    • @snxtboxfetty
      @snxtboxfetty 4 года назад +23

      Can’t wait till a blind person responds to this comment

    • @moth5737
      @moth5737 4 года назад +12

      SublimeCactus can't wait for someone to be wooshed

    • @jaxonpittman3097
      @jaxonpittman3097 4 года назад +3

      Not all blind people see the same thing

    • @Zan-rk6mw
      @Zan-rk6mw 4 года назад +11

      Not all blind people can see tho

    • @advika1303
      @advika1303 4 года назад +4

      each blind person sees something different, not the same thing.

  • @Parazod
    @Parazod 4 года назад +162

    Me through out the whole video : Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @xoxohania
      @xoxohania 4 года назад +3

      Charles the French?

    • @omarhussein2597
      @omarhussein2597 4 года назад

      @@xoxohania yes

    • @itsyoubutme3202
      @itsyoubutme3202 4 года назад

      Me - Busy pausing the video and taking screenshots every other second.

    • @vaughankorede521
      @vaughankorede521 4 года назад

      I'm just gonna download it... Lol.

  • @Xneom27
    @Xneom27 3 года назад +3

    Shower thought: if we say wtf and lol outloud, we translate wtf but pronounce lol

  • @Fiatluc
    @Fiatluc Год назад

    “You’re still looking at the back of your eyelids“ had lmao. 😂😂😂😂

  • @louielooo3826
    @louielooo3826 4 года назад +340

    Look at the sentence: "I never said he stole my money."
    The sentence will always make sense even though you emphasize different words
    I never said he stole my money
    I NEVER said he stole my money
    I never SAID he stole my money
    I never said HE stole my money
    I never said he STOLE my money
    I never said he stole MY money
    I never said he stole my MONEY

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy 4 года назад +67

      Wait what? You stole my money? Give it back.

    • @luizfelipecomeli6463
      @luizfelipecomeli6463 4 года назад +38

      Doesn't every sentence in english behave this way? I mean, in this case, you are repeating the sentence someone else said, but emphasizing what they made wrong, then everything you emphasize is still correct and makes sense, isn't it?

    • @tcsiashyxd9770
      @tcsiashyxd9770 4 года назад +4

      XD

    • @internetlucina
      @internetlucina 4 года назад +5

      @@luizfelipecomeli6463 No, only most phrases with the word never

    • @anakinskywalker3672
      @anakinskywalker3672 4 года назад +2

      Yeah this isn’t original I’ve heard plenty of different places

  • @Aubriel
    @Aubriel 4 года назад +466

    Shower thought: There are technically numbers you've never heard of.

  • @teddyc2985
    @teddyc2985 3 года назад +2

    Shower thought: time could be a different speed for every single person

  • @bonkers4226
    @bonkers4226 3 года назад +1

    2:36 Yes, I've done it twice before but it only lasts for an instant, then you realize you're not thinking about anything, and at that point, you are

  • @accursed6769
    @accursed6769 3 года назад +1486

    shower thought: you can’t look at a word without saying it in your head

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 3 года назад +97

      Shower thought: You can't be in space without slowly damaging the earth first.

    • @ender4344
      @ender4344 3 года назад +46

      That hurts my head a little

    • @ender4344
      @ender4344 3 года назад +100

      I'm sure most of us tried to prove you wrong

    • @ender4344
      @ender4344 3 года назад +35

      @That one bruh moment true...any babies looking at this from out there?

    • @yashironene3115
      @yashironene3115 3 года назад +11

      @@ender4344 nope

  • @parthmalguri397
    @parthmalguri397 4 года назад +516

    This man can talk about a stone and i bet we all would be interested.

    • @pavagrover2150
      @pavagrover2150 4 года назад +11

      Hiss voice is so entertaining

    • @moataznabil8223
      @moataznabil8223 4 года назад +4

      Fr

    • @oliversmith7322
      @oliversmith7322 4 года назад +7

      Dude ur right wtf is this modern entertainment, he just simplified every fuckn thought I ever had and it put it into three short videos wtf

    • @donaldriceiv2407
      @donaldriceiv2407 4 года назад +3

      His voice makes me sleepy but not from boredom from relaxation

    • @Code_Synth
      @Code_Synth 4 года назад +1

      Yeah...😂😂😂

  • @sokka6749
    @sokka6749 3 года назад +9

    This guy could count every second for 24 hours and I would find that interesting

  • @avvalanche_
    @avvalanche_ 3 года назад +3

    "A lot less people are yawning"
    **yawns**

  • @devandevan1403
    @devandevan1403 4 года назад +354

    “Smart people have bad vision”
    That hit me and my Asian bros hard

    • @pengo_playzi2076
      @pengo_playzi2076 4 года назад +5

      yessss xd, my azian family r blind.only like 3 ppl don’t use glasses lol

    • @yokenzo2260
      @yokenzo2260 4 года назад +9

      Pengo_PlayzI everyone in my asian side of the family wears glasses except me but i have a disorder where i gradually lose eyesight over time so I’ll be the first person in my family that is blind

    • @d3ddll138
      @d3ddll138 4 года назад +3

      Yes lol my whole family wears glasses or wore glasses XD

    • @kishorekumarsathishkumar1562
      @kishorekumarsathishkumar1562 4 года назад

      Sup

    • @The_Tomfoolerist
      @The_Tomfoolerist 4 года назад +2

      I was in the gate program at my school and I was one of the only kids with glasses we all had high fps though

  • @GuessWhoizback
    @GuessWhoizback 4 года назад +323

    If you really think about it, The letter “B” is just “P” pregnant by “D”

    • @aniana499
      @aniana499 4 года назад +60

      my face went from: 🤨
      to: 👁👄👁

    • @anya._sunshine
      @anya._sunshine 4 года назад +6

      ꧁꧂ Mr.Topper And More 2 ꪜ Dude same, I was JUST thinking that B is a pregnant P!

    • @Justme-pt1ld
      @Justme-pt1ld 4 года назад +19

      Ohhh.
      I see.
      P for uh, how do I pronounce this so it's child friendly?
      P is the " pussy " cat,
      And D, is the uh, Dick. You know' from Tom, Dick and Harry?

    • @senseipotato3728
      @senseipotato3728 4 года назад +2

      O my gosh

    • @giannakenealy4356
      @giannakenealy4356 4 года назад +4

      Julie Simmonds I’m a kid and I get it 💀

  • @spacecowboy2957
    @spacecowboy2957 3 года назад

    Blinking and winking are different tasks as doing each requires use of different areas of the brain. Blinking is controlled by the autonomic system whereas winking is not because it requires active concentration rather than passive since you're instructing specific muscles that would normally operate in unison, doing the same task together, to work in opposite, conflicting action with each other.

  • @shlokippala7087
    @shlokippala7087 3 года назад +3

    Shower thought: When you get in an elevator with your dog, do they just think "time to get into the world changer"

    • @lr_laura
      @lr_laura 3 года назад

      Holy-

    • @spitonitpawpaw7049
      @spitonitpawpaw7049 3 года назад

      No they prolly just think time to get in the damn elevator just like u do

  • @advika1303
    @advika1303 4 года назад +698

    he could make the most boring things ever sound interesting.

    • @b0r3dm4n
      @b0r3dm4n 4 года назад +8

      Why not make a list so he can put it in his next video?

    • @advika1303
      @advika1303 4 года назад +4

      @@b0r3dm4n uhm-

    • @Ash25star
      @Ash25star 4 года назад

      666 likes I ruined it yikes!!!
      That rhymed dammmmmmm🥺😂

    • @wutaeworld
      @wutaeworld 4 года назад

      Rajwant Suman that was nice 😂😂❤️🙌🏽
      ~ ruclips.net/video/ncDhj_jSk3k/видео.html

  • @adankmeme651
    @adankmeme651 3 года назад +583

    Shower thought: you might have not realised that you might've blinked at the exact same time as someone else

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 года назад +7

      bRuH

    • @adankmeme651
      @adankmeme651 3 года назад +25

      @@omnical6135 Also your breathing might be perfectly synced up with someone else.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 года назад +4

      @@adankmeme651 do you think identical twin's breathing is synced up?

    • @adankmeme651
      @adankmeme651 3 года назад +4

      @@omnical6135 It's a slim chance, but might be possible.

    • @coltywolty01
      @coltywolty01 3 года назад +1

      @@omnical6135 i’m an identical twin, can confirm this is not true

  • @remonwang3779
    @remonwang3779 3 года назад +1

    Shower thoughts are basically mildly interesting kinda useless facts
    But I still love it

  • @paigenov13_gacha76
    @paigenov13_gacha76 3 года назад +2

    Me watching this: Has shower without taking a shower
    Also me: Impossible

  • @isaacdoo6500
    @isaacdoo6500 4 года назад +250

    Shower thought:
    The goal of life is to make as many people sad when we die as possible

  • @shweavy
    @shweavy 4 года назад +362

    If people say “we’re not perfect” then does that mean that we are perfect at being not perfect 🧐

    • @prettyepicduck3641
      @prettyepicduck3641 4 года назад +13

      If you say that, then that would contradict the thing that people say going in an infinite loop

    • @nvmffs
      @nvmffs 4 года назад

      That doesn't even make sense?

    • @Marie-vi8mw
      @Marie-vi8mw 4 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @tequiero0214
      @tequiero0214 4 года назад +7

      So that means...
      We're not perfect, but we're perfect at being not perfect, making us perfect at something. So that means that we actually are perfect??

    • @r8irtyit664
      @r8irtyit664 4 года назад +3

      we are not perfect in everything but we are perfect in something.

  • @shreypatel8406
    @shreypatel8406 3 года назад +1

    Dude your shower thoughts kept me thinking for so long that I can't sleep.

  • @stevierohi
    @stevierohi 3 года назад +2

    thank you for these shower thoughts

  • @precilla1948
    @precilla1948 4 года назад +285

    Shower thought: Every single decision that you have ever taken in your life , has lead you to this very moment

    • @crookedsmiley90
      @crookedsmiley90 4 года назад +17

      It goes beyond that every decision your ancestors have ever taken have lead to this reply😎

    • @LTDextel
      @LTDextel 4 года назад +2

      Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

    • @nekolancsu
      @nekolancsu 4 года назад +5

      Every random atom moving in a direction led to everything

    • @LazyAndFabulous
      @LazyAndFabulous 4 года назад +3

      @@nekolancsu
      Every particle that moves around in a nonexistent world has changed anything.
      Including joe mama.

    • @chrome1018
      @chrome1018 4 года назад

      ik

  • @laurenjp85
    @laurenjp85 4 года назад +50

    This guys voice so calming to the point it just makes the rest of the world so quiet. The way he makes me comprehend this is way easier then if my own teacher was talking to me.

  • @angooseablecronbiy1730
    @angooseablecronbiy1730 3 года назад +1

    Ngl the “ have you ever seen a taxi at a gas station” really got me

  • @lwmon7162
    @lwmon7162 3 года назад +2

    Thanks to this, I got some really good lyrics to a song I'm writing :)