All Shower Thoughts I Had This Year

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

Комментарии • 292

  • @ELFBOYMUSIC
    @ELFBOYMUSIC Год назад +403

    Is Aperture an AI? How the eff is he pumping out high quality videos this quickly. Seriously, this channels output is beyond anything I've ever seen on youtube. I don't even mean that as a compliment. It's more of an observation.

    • @licentient
      @licentient Год назад +50

      Because its recycled

    • @kish8950
      @kish8950 Год назад +40

      Probably got a team of writers and editors, the videos them self wouldn't take long to make, it's just text over short stock gifs/stock images the scripts would be the most difficult, the real question is how did he find a team of such astute, clever, and efficient writing team? Did he train them mr.beast style? Did he stumble across them on fiver? Shout out to everyone involved in production of this channel amazing content!

    • @sideeffectzrundberg323
      @sideeffectzrundberg323 Год назад +8

      Ngl I feel like most of these "facts/thoughts" lack the human perspective. I'm 99% sure this was created using AI. Still gonna watch and I appreciate your work ❤

    • @bedahtpro
      @bedahtpro Год назад +21

      these longer videos are all older videos put together , I always have seen like 70% already of these longer videos

    • @lividpringles7198
      @lividpringles7198 Год назад +17

      @@bedahtpro You can also hear the differences in audio quality through out the video, meaning that they were recorded in different environments with different equipment

  • @KaR2127
    @KaR2127 Год назад +57

    I’m gonna be honest I woke up at 4 am this morning stayed up till 5 then I turned on Aperture, and I fell asleep, his videos are the best. They help me when I can’t even sleep, these videos are humbling, calm, because he talks about the simplest things.

    • @yourmom8845
      @yourmom8845 11 месяцев назад +1

      ah yes, shower thoughts, simple.

  • @NaPlusY
    @NaPlusY 10 месяцев назад +12

    “Your cells go on strike for working with no pay”- omg, this perfectly describes what my body is currently going through after 10+ years of extremely low self-confidence paired with overworking and people pleasing. Thank you for this gem!

  • @angelneko413
    @angelneko413 Год назад +32

    This feel like im in a dream where everything is random but also make a lot of sense.

  • @hiddentreasuress
    @hiddentreasuress Год назад +57

    Bro really loved Rebecca, this is my shower thought 😂

  • @velocityraptor7188
    @velocityraptor7188 Год назад +7

    The eagle sound deception is so understandable.

  • @hypernova9215
    @hypernova9215 Год назад +13

    11:50 my 4 year old literally just fell asleep while im listening to this video maybe 2 minutes before i got to this part and yeah i agree its something about all the questions he asks and how he expects so much from the smallest things its humbling cause you only see everything as such a drag as an adult

  • @briandowers851
    @briandowers851 Год назад +17

    You are an excellent narrator.

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 Год назад +9

    1:28 you can tell he’s trying to hold back laughter so badly

    • @LeonSheeter
      @LeonSheeter 11 месяцев назад

      Ohh mannn !! So FUNNYY .... ha Giraffes Neck.... man .. wow ... whacky

    • @lifeiscats1337
      @lifeiscats1337 11 месяцев назад

      @@LeonSheeterno it’s a c- 🐓

  • @felixmckinney7132
    @felixmckinney7132 11 месяцев назад +8

    One of my favorite shower thoughts I had this year was “Does the C on Captain Crunch’s hat stand for Captain or Crunch?”

  • @menosproblemos6993
    @menosproblemos6993 11 месяцев назад +10

    I don't think 99.9% of the times I cried as a baby was because of physical pain. Probably a lot of it was just me being scared, which is emotional pain. And when I had to leave a fun place to go home. Comparatively few times did I cry because of pain... I even cracked a bone in my toe and didn't cry until I was left alone and got scared.
    And I'm a boy. Girls hurt themselves physically MUCH less seldom.

  • @Mohamed-Jafaal
    @Mohamed-Jafaal 9 месяцев назад +2

    Facts, Comedy, Knowledge, at same Sentence. Thanks Man!

  • @Quazi-Moto
    @Quazi-Moto Год назад +90

    Here's a shower thought I had night before last about dreaming and lucid dreaming:
    We all have trouble remembering our dreams each night. But sometimes they're so vivid and memorable that they stick with us long after waking. We only remember a small percentage of the total number of dreams we have. We're just a passenger during regular dreaming, unable to affect any change.
    We also have the capacity to become lucid while dreaming -- becoming aware that we are dreaming while still inside the dream state, and are therefor able to affect the dreams to become and do what we wish. Lucid dreams are usually easily remembered. They are also quite rare, normally occurring in no more than 2% of dreams (unless you're super lucky!).
    Both our dream-selves and waking-selves are products of our consciousness, and consciousness itself is a grand scientific mystery. We don't know where it comes from or what it is.
    What if our waking-selves remembering only occasional dreams (anonymous interludes with our dream-selves) is the same as our dream-selves only occasionally remembering our waking-selves while being lucid (distinctive, recognized adjoining of both waking-self and dream-self)?
    In other words, what if a lucid dream is our dream-self remembering our waking-self in the same way our waking-selves remember regular dreams? Simply put, one state of our consciousness (and/or, perhaps, subconsciousness) remembering the other exists and is part of the whole.
    The lucid dream-self remembering that it has an onboard counterpart that doesn't truly belong or reside in its world would then seemingly allow the awake-self to influence the dream state to fit its whims.
    Whatever process(es) that create consciousness while awake and while dreaming are basically the same at a neurological level. Even using an EEG (measuring brainwaves) doctors can't tell when we're dreaming and when we're not. The only clue is rapid eye movement (REM sleep).
    Our waking-selves are always aware that our dream-selves exist. Is the lucid dream-self always aware of the waking-self in the same way? Or is the lucid dream-self just a visitation to the dream realm by our waking-self?
    I hope this makes sense. It was much harder to explain the epiphany that hit me in span of just 2-3 seconds than I thought it would be.

    • @SingulariTae7
      @SingulariTae7 Год назад +3

      Woah this makes so much sense bc every dream i remember was a lucid dream! :0

    • @Quazi-Moto
      @Quazi-Moto Год назад +2

      @@SingulariTae7 I _think_ I've remembered every lucid dream I've ever had -- but how would I know otherwise, right? heh
      Glad to hear it made sense, though. I had to edit and rewrite it for about 20 minutes.

    • @prex710
      @prex710 Год назад +3

      Actually sometimes the dreams I see become reality.. The dreams sometimes have a clear picture and I eventually forget it but when in reality the same pitcher occurs suddenly the dream becomes memorable again
      It happens to me like one in 6 months or so

    • @loayzc10
      @loayzc10 Год назад +2

      Ok a similar thing happens to me, I swear sometimes I have dreams that play out in reality many months later. Probably more than 3 less than 10? I've told people in half jest that I think my dreams show me glimpses of the future but no one has ever returned that feeling to me.

    • @Pawnsappsee
      @Pawnsappsee Год назад

      ​@@loayzc10maybe it is just your brain tricking you

  • @infinitydiablodaniel2599
    @infinitydiablodaniel2599 Год назад +7

    Idk know why I feel proud of this channel
    I follow him on every platform…..and I have watched all his videos, the one that last for hours too😂😂😂 m just proud of that, I just love learning from this channel….. stoic episode’s always my favorites

    • @jaysharpESQ
      @jaysharpESQ Год назад +1

      Thats interesting to me because this channel (which I've just discovered btw) seems to be a treasure trove of all the random knowledge and philosophies I'm privately interested in... however stoicism is on my short-list of things to investigate however I don't believe I have at all yet. Really, I don't think I can tell you the first thing about it.
      I take it this is one of those 'high I.q.' nerd -channels?

  • @lreismann9180
    @lreismann9180 Год назад +18

    28:26 that one didn't age so well.. 😬

  • @samkid1658
    @samkid1658 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:30 that slight pause midway 😂

  • @Lighthouse6104
    @Lighthouse6104 11 месяцев назад +2

    I’m actually so mad at my younger self for how many ant piles I’ve stepped on, I hadn’t even thought about it till just now.

  • @Awnoz
    @Awnoz Год назад +15

    Eating is the solid form of breathing and drinking is liquid form. 😂😂

    • @sparaz
      @sparaz Год назад +3

      Don't forget we grow from eating and trees grow from breathing. Carbon air better than oxygen for mass apparently lol

    • @KimDrewTheLine
      @KimDrewTheLine Год назад +1

      Funny, but not really, only because food and drink go into your stomach, and air into your lungs. But I like it nonetheless...

  • @EricWilliams-bn8wn
    @EricWilliams-bn8wn Год назад +1

    Favorite on the youtubes so far

  • @rogelioespinoza7852
    @rogelioespinoza7852 Год назад +6

    The Rebecca coment made me laugh, audibly 😂

  • @0to60lifelv2
    @0to60lifelv2 11 месяцев назад +1

    That kill in New Zealand sounds like someone swearing in a different language.😂

  • @thomasfholland
    @thomasfholland Год назад +8

    I remember having anxiety once while on a flight over the Atlantic Ocean and all 4 engines cutout. That increasingly drop of altitude did make me feel anxiety seeing the ocean getting closer faster and faster!! 😱 But then I realized that I would die instantly only to end up in the most beautiful eternal Heaven! 😎

  • @djona4724
    @djona4724 Год назад +9

    There's no way Oxford is older than the Aztec empire

  • @colonelhacker3661
    @colonelhacker3661 Год назад +5

    I really like the slinky idea....and the jump scare with the baseball to the face. To say I had a little 'twitch' is an understatement.

  • @BennyMcGhee
    @BennyMcGhee 6 месяцев назад

    Man, I’m high and chillin-that baseball nearly gave me a heart attack!

  • @nkha23
    @nkha23 Год назад +1

    I love these thoughts.

  • @seriousbeast1028
    @seriousbeast1028 11 месяцев назад +1

    37:22. Another thought if it is true that our individuality and identity is based and built off our past memories and experiences, then technically in most of our dreams( the ones where we don't know we are dreaming and thus have no memory of the waking world), are we even actually ourselves in our dreams. Or do we dream of a completely different and fictional individual. And to take this even further, when we wake up and remember our dreams, then we have memories of something that never happened to us.

    • @rosecavdarovski5522
      @rosecavdarovski5522 2 месяца назад

      And then these false memories that we don’t remember we can assosicate with ourselves, so if that’s the case then do we have control over our lives ?

  • @SylvesterAshcroft88
    @SylvesterAshcroft88 Год назад +2

    Rebecca let this man down bad.

  • @successtales-de6ex
    @successtales-de6ex Год назад +2

    Aperture understood his audience I just sleep on his videos since beginning now it's easy as he has so longs vids
    Edit : I randomly wokeup at the cousins part that's too sus 9:38

  • @periwinkleqiao
    @periwinkleqiao Год назад

    my adhd loved this thank u

  • @zefferz
    @zefferz Год назад +2

    17:07 screw you! I almost fell my phone.😅

  • @thomasfholland
    @thomasfholland Год назад +19

    At 1:52 you’ve already made an error stating that there are 4 weeks in a month when the correct number of weeks in a month is…
    Wait for it…
    4.34812141 weeks/month

    • @Riomasa
      @Riomasa Год назад +2

      He didn’t claim that. He said “what we learned as kids”. Listen

    • @raqyshamoore2200
      @raqyshamoore2200 Год назад +1

      To be precise 😂😂😂😂

    • @ARatherDapperTapir
      @ARatherDapperTapir Год назад

      Imagine claiming such precision when weeks have a set duration, while months do not.

    • @bryandraughn9830
      @bryandraughn9830 Год назад

      Which month?

  • @oofzy
    @oofzy 11 месяцев назад

    31:30 I love that song by Aries

  • @Flixartist
    @Flixartist Год назад +1

    I really really like this video!😁

  • @LukeSMK
    @LukeSMK 11 месяцев назад

    You’re not stuck at a red light
    You are the red light 😮

  • @gasperstarina9837
    @gasperstarina9837 Год назад

    We are made from space dust...universe is exploring itself

  • @EricWilliams-bn8wn
    @EricWilliams-bn8wn Год назад

    Thanks!

  • @josephmainakinyua5708
    @josephmainakinyua5708 11 месяцев назад +1

    Rebecca you didn't have to go 😂😂😂

  • @Dra_gon54
    @Dra_gon54 11 месяцев назад

    19:39 I legit thought that a sponsor was about to happen lol

  • @2shy2guy52
    @2shy2guy52 Год назад +1

    These are some intelligent shower thoughts

  • @robfut9954
    @robfut9954 Год назад

    Moon landing phrase was cut off in a recording blip. That’s why it sounded that way, and why we remembered it that way.

  • @lopiid
    @lopiid Год назад

    Thank you!

  • @ironheart3282
    @ironheart3282 Год назад

    We love you and Rebecca ❤

  • @Hevalid
    @Hevalid 11 месяцев назад

    My mind has been 🤯

  • @lanmarknicodeno1175
    @lanmarknicodeno1175 8 месяцев назад

    that freaked me out a little at the end when he says the time and it really is 5:00 am

  • @Zubb_Yightlear.
    @Zubb_Yightlear. Год назад +1

    Love this

  • @EnavSounds
    @EnavSounds 4 месяца назад

    The ball part was not cool but some how funny. I was falling asleep and it made me pump a lot of adrenaline

  • @thecreamyone3606
    @thecreamyone3606 6 месяцев назад

    Seriously, this can be many years worth of stand up comedy material when spun the right way....

  • @AxeMan808
    @AxeMan808 Месяц назад

    hahahahah! "Before the invention of trains in 1804, any person traveling at 56 miles per hour was falling to their death."

  • @hackedaccou
    @hackedaccou 11 месяцев назад

    You are a genius

  • @Jilliberation
    @Jilliberation Год назад +1

    @28:25 King Charles would beg to differ...
    RE: @29:25 I just snapped my fingers inside my mouth. I now have a fingernail gouge to prove it.

  • @charlotte80389
    @charlotte80389 Год назад +2

    1:28 🤨

    • @itsdarkhere
      @itsdarkhere Год назад +2

      He had us in the first half ngl

  • @thewiddler1746
    @thewiddler1746 Год назад +11

    These are just cool facts not shower thoughts

    • @professor_n
      @professor_n Год назад

      The Widdler? Master of the Deepest of Wubs, is it really you?

    • @thewiddler1746
      @thewiddler1746 Год назад +1

      @@professor_n my lawyer says not to answer

    • @professor_n
      @professor_n Год назад

      @@thewiddler1746 you have a good lawyer 😂

    • @bryandraughn9830
      @bryandraughn9830 Год назад

      Right??
      I was expecting something else.

  • @Cordellthe2nd
    @Cordellthe2nd Год назад

    Decision paralysis : whewww now that’s a concept to chew on

  • @heidolf6002
    @heidolf6002 Год назад +4

    Watching your videos is what it must feel like to have a conversation with me

  • @donfields1234
    @donfields1234 Год назад

    The only month there are 4 weeks in is february... and even that is only on a leap year

  • @menosproblemos6993
    @menosproblemos6993 11 месяцев назад

    I don't get hype around "best thing since sliced bread". I tried dipping ripped pieces of bread in butter - I could custom spread EVERY bite.

  • @tyefinley8369
    @tyefinley8369 11 месяцев назад

    You are the arbiter of truth

  • @Blue-lo4cb
    @Blue-lo4cb Год назад

    FAVORITE VIDEO EVER!!! 24:34

  • @user-uk5sq8us1v
    @user-uk5sq8us1v Год назад +2

    you should do more of these they are very entertaining

    • @user-uk5sq8us1v
      @user-uk5sq8us1v Год назад +1

      minus the sound effects, it doesnt really meld in with the video

  • @TonyCampCamppartyof4
    @TonyCampCamppartyof4 11 месяцев назад +2

    How do you enter the hospital and not leave? There's not 1000s of dead bodies in a hospital weather you're dead or alive you'll wind up leaving

  • @missshroom5512
    @missshroom5512 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah light switches are dark switches 🤔lol

  • @thanosthepro1462
    @thanosthepro1462 11 месяцев назад

    13:44 now i blink manually

  • @theangryostrich219
    @theangryostrich219 8 месяцев назад

    Yo.. I nearly had a heart attack at 17:07

  • @victoriasalter1701
    @victoriasalter1701 Месяц назад

    I am vegetarian. Whilst humans are animals as well, we are the only known species that have the advanced moral agency, the advanced ability to think and the option to choose to be vegetarian or vegan. Animals eat other animals, but they have no choice, but we do.

  • @menosproblemos6993
    @menosproblemos6993 11 месяцев назад

    Don't buy flowers to my funeral. Draining their life force won't replenish mine.

  • @desireelevesque634
    @desireelevesque634 2 месяца назад

    Language, in general, is just kinda odd as are the ways people use it. I always inadvertently say weird things like horse fish instead of sea horse or refer to a slice of paper rather than a piece and have to correct myself.
    I studied Spanish in highschool and I'm 6 weeks into learning French and I find myself translating words btwn Spanish and French rather than French and English as I build my vocabulary and conjugate verbs. Maybe I'm just a mess.

  • @Tabi-Kun
    @Tabi-Kun Год назад

    0:37 not to be the nerd emoji but it’s actually the Velociraptors with the turtle sex moans, the T. rex is elephant noises

  • @Azzywrld224
    @Azzywrld224 11 месяцев назад

    I just imagined a number flipping extra fast counting to 200B and it took about 3 minutes im so smart 🤓

  • @grantmillington9104
    @grantmillington9104 Год назад

    Cheers mate

  • @willow3306
    @willow3306 Год назад

    37:00 YES

  • @blueblue9410
    @blueblue9410 11 месяцев назад

    Cette vidéo est intéressante et très drôle 😅 bravo!

  • @RealLifeMassMultiplayerRPG
    @RealLifeMassMultiplayerRPG 8 месяцев назад

    i can hum noise closed, but it need to acumulate air into empty mouth pocketed
    it mimic the sound well

    • @RealLifeMassMultiplayerRPG
      @RealLifeMassMultiplayerRPG 8 месяцев назад

      stack spaming religion and fear of hell lol
      i agree mmi, we heard the message many time and we just dont follow ;)

    • @RealLifeMassMultiplayerRPG
      @RealLifeMassMultiplayerRPG 8 месяцев назад

      1 hour chant ranting religion pfff. focus video stop egoism about prooving world your delusions is real

    • @RealLifeMassMultiplayerRPG
      @RealLifeMassMultiplayerRPG 8 месяцев назад

      comment chat "i sleep 5 hour and bored all day"
      hard life not lifting garbage 15 tons in 12 hours then sleep 8 exausted..
      lol rich people problem

  • @BalthazarMaignan
    @BalthazarMaignan 11 месяцев назад

    The paradoxe of the coast line isn't one. First of all there is a limit of how small a distance can be (I think it's around 10^-34m, just look at planck length), so you can't Just assume the ruler getting infinity smaller.
    Then, even if it could, that still does'nt mean that the coast would be infinitly long, even if you always add more length.
    Just think about 1/3 :
    It equals to 0.3 + 0.03 + 0.003 + 0.003 and so on to infinity.
    You never stop adding some 3x10^-n but this clearly does'nt add up to infinity.
    So you can't Just assume that beacause you can never get to something, then it is infinit.
    Liked the video though

  • @badonions2399
    @badonions2399 Год назад +1

    No ruling british king has ever used the internet: ⛔️

  • @thecreamyone3606
    @thecreamyone3606 6 месяцев назад

    It's hard to believe that lighters were invented before matches

  • @EricCaronChainsaw
    @EricCaronChainsaw 7 месяцев назад

    how do you leave without entering?

  • @chance9512
    @chance9512 Год назад

    Every bit of this video results from flowing water.
    I am okay with this.
    Some people aren't.
    That's okay.

  • @davebliss575
    @davebliss575 11 месяцев назад

    Friend: Don't think about sad things, just live in the moment.
    Aperture: When you try and process the moment, by then it's already happened.
    Friend: Well, what happened to then?
    Aperture: We just passed it.
    Friend: When?
    Aperture: Just now.
    Friend: Well, go back to then.
    Aperture: We can't.

  • @lelandshennett
    @lelandshennett Год назад

    Is the fist part of that hills name, “nowmuthafucka”?? 😂😂

  • @cashbyrd781
    @cashbyrd781 11 месяцев назад

    I heard a couple of words in that mountain was curses

  • @a.d.clarke4990
    @a.d.clarke4990 4 месяца назад

    You can’t say that about the cards for an absolute certainty. It’s just HIGHLY improbable.

  • @duanemartin4958
    @duanemartin4958 Год назад

    These facts are kinda old.
    I'm still watching.. but.. I'm looking forward to hearing, new stuff.

  • @blueblue9410
    @blueblue9410 11 месяцев назад

    Cette vidéo intéressante est très amusante!

  • @SpicyTexan64
    @SpicyTexan64 11 месяцев назад

    5:10 And that's still better odds than the odds of life creating itself

  • @firatsanliturk
    @firatsanliturk 8 месяцев назад

    7:08 That right there is why Rebecca left you in the first place but never change!

  • @VlogMaria434743
    @VlogMaria434743 Год назад

    did you all skip the part where he said the dinosaurus sounds from jurassic are tortoises mating

  • @0ptimal
    @0ptimal Год назад +2

    2:34 hey man this a family show

  • @randomshortshq2434
    @randomshortshq2434 11 месяцев назад

    Time is an illusion, he says 😂. Try telling that to my landlord, please. Also, I'm pretty sure the only the only reason why they wanted to research that man was bc half of his face literally stopped aging 😂

  • @ronmit-p5g
    @ronmit-p5g 5 месяцев назад

    i dont wake up when i sould die in my dreams im like wait i should be dead wtf i just got my head cut off or i just fell off a building and then like 5 sec later i wake up

  • @Twanjipa
    @Twanjipa 11 месяцев назад

    What's the background music playing?? 😢at 19:50

  • @AxeMan808
    @AxeMan808 Месяц назад

    HEY! I'm almost exactly weight!

  • @cashbyrd781
    @cashbyrd781 11 месяцев назад

    One small step for man i thougt was a shorter version for saying mankind

  • @sparaz
    @sparaz Год назад +1

    Rebecca is real i know it. Dontv you fret over your loss

  • @menosproblemos6993
    @menosproblemos6993 11 месяцев назад

    We can't see into the future. That's why weather reports should be called weather assumptions.

  • @ant713m
    @ant713m Год назад

    Correction- Bangladesh didn't go to war against Pakistan, W Pakistan went to war on it's own civilians in E Pakistan because they wanted to speak their local geographical language - Bengali. W Pakistan was where the government power was based, they wanted to force the ppl in line so they sent soliders. The people of E Pakistan only won the war, and got to sustain their cultural identity because india sent their troops to protect civilians. They later became Bangladesh became of India support.
    Pakistan tried to ethnic cleanse the now Bangladeshi ppl. Even though both these countries were annex from India by the British in 1947, because some Muslims believed hindus would not give them equality.
    The irony is India saved Bangladeshi Muslims civilians from genocide from their own Muslim brothers.

  • @josh44779
    @josh44779 6 месяцев назад

    @39seconds for some reason the recording of a hawk got mixed up with the eagle....

  • @fattyjaybird7505
    @fattyjaybird7505 Год назад +1

    Comment on the " you are traffic " title.... if everyone, would leave at least 3 to 5 car spaces in front of themselves, there is no stop and go traffic... you just coast along.... unfortunately, people, for some reason, cant understand this concept.

    • @hades9189
      @hades9189 Год назад

      this this ....people don't understand the snake effect

  • @TheodoreBell-t7p
    @TheodoreBell-t7p 10 месяцев назад

    The shower thought about the long name of the hill I heard this, "down motherfucker" 😂

  • @HollowEye.
    @HollowEye. 11 месяцев назад

    *”you know what else is big, thick and long?”*
    *”but do you know what is really, like really long?”*