Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night. That's like saying that something with less features than a previous edition of something is a remix of the edition with more features. It just doesn't make sense. It's like cutting off some of the show in the next season.
*Yes mine too.* now after turning off the light when going to bed I rocket my self to bed and take shelter in my cover, I turn my back very suddenly to check for a demon creeping behind me, I do this every 2 min's. *SEND HELP.*
“Your social life was almost entirely predetermined by where your teachers assigned you to sit in class.” That’s actually crazy when I look back on who I’ve met just by sitting by them in class randomly
“Someone in the world has probably dreamed of being in a relationship with you... I feel bad for them because it probably was a nightmare” damn that hurted
Him: She's probably thinking about other guys Her: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls Him: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering
I know its a joke but the fact that a mirror is the reversed side of the world can be proven false by putting a magnet near a mirror and seeing it not react
Shower thought: A doctor hopes you get sick, a policeman hopes you're a criminal, a mechanic hopes your car breaks down, but only a thief wishes you prosperity.
@@self-proclaimedanimator not true You can trick one part of your brain while another part of your brain recognizes that it’s a trick And if you aren’t your brain, what else could you be
Shower thought: You have probably been in someone else’s dreams more than once, but most likely you’ll go through life without ever knowing whose dreams and what they were about.
I don't fear what lurks in the dark. Nor do I fear what it will do. I fear what I might do to set off the things that lurk. I fear what I might do to myself due to not being Able to see where I'm going. And I fear what could happen to my possessions, each with their own sentimental value.
Life is like a train. Our brains are the locomotives that guide us, and life and death are the stations and the cargo is life itself. And rail junctions are life choices, bringing us to different stations that could be either a longer lifespan, or death.
0:35 “Every human being relies on and is bounded by his knowledge and experience to live. This is what we call “reality”. However, knowledge and experience are ambiguous, thus reality can become illusion. Henceforth one man’s reality can be another man’s illusion” - itachi uchiha
My trapped brain is about to use it’s personal servants to interact with what it perceives to be a phone and hit a sequence of buttons in just the right way to get that pizza it’s now craving after watching this video.
Same my brain is using my body organs and physics to get what it wants not caring about my poor body but only caring to maitain it so it can use it again
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Another confusing and creepy shower thought- getting older and getting one year closer to death, is pretty much the same thing but still people are scared for the second and not really for the first one... Thank you for making me think like you after watching 6 of your videos in one day
@@nenadmarjanovic6648 English is not my first language so when I read waiter for the first time I actually thought it meant the person waiting for there food or for something else. When I found out what it really means, I got so confused lmao
The phrase "Be yourself" is from most people's perspective, telling them to be themselves, but if that person isn't a good person, they get told to be nice. Meaning that there is one true self of you, that once existed.
Human: We teach kids to never take candy from strangers Alien: Cool. By the way what's the next holiday coming up? Human: Halloween. Alien: What's that? Human: It's when kids go up to people's doors and get candy Alien: ...
If you suffer with deralization or something similar to that (like I do) just remember that you are real and don't think too much into this, and you can stop watching the video whenever you want. You are 100% real. I promise. Everything is ok. You are alive and you are ok. Stay safe
@Stolas it's like sometimes stuff makes you second guess whether ur real or not, or that things are how they actually are, which can evolve into that yeah
Omg another thing is that if Pinocchio says my nose will grow and it does grow because he was lying but if it grows he was telling the truth so it shouldn’t grow but if it doesn’t grow he was lying and so on in an endless circle. The amount of paradoxes including him are pretty crazy.
@@kittycorn9058 No, this is slightly untrue. If pinocchio lies, then his nose grows. If he tells the truth, his nose doesn't grow. Therefore if he said that when he tells the truth, his nose grows, his nose would grow. Therefore people would think he were telling the truth.
I actually have a theory on the vampire one: It’s the concentration of the suns light. When the moon reflects it, it most likely gets diminished. I think that’s why it doesn’t affect them.
Shower thought: there is absolutely no way that anyone can ever prove that there isn't an invisible dragon in my room right now Edit: Heyo thanks people for taking the time to like and respond to this stupid comment so much most likes I've ever gotten
@@irwin9206 If no one can prove that there is an invisible dragon in your room, then you also cannot prove that there is one in your room. So it's meaningless to talk about sth can neither be proved or disproved
Its still true though the point of saying it is to make a statement I never said I could prove that there is one I just said no one can prove that there isn't one so its still true. again, I dont see what youre getting at
*2:35** I used to think this and exercise in the garden to give them more of Me! Proud of you bro you realized this fact! Thanks for enhancing it's meaning....*
Original Shower thought: the saying falling in love is like a roller coaster is flawed because when your on a roller coaster you can enjoy that weightless enchanting feeling cause you know your strapped in but in love the only seat belt we have is the other people and if they don’t love us back we’ll stop falling and hit the ground
@@xblee7777 yeah but dreams for us are like a tv show ig. We don’t know what’s happening and can’t really control it. we think it’s real and it feels real too which is why we can’t control it.
Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night. Sorry, that's my copy and pasted thing. Yes, it is going on.
"Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating"
Sounds like weed to me
Damn straight
No argument there
That's how it goes man
Imagining or visualizing, that's the right way to read a Book
Reading doesn’t feel like any drugs trust me I’ve had them all
“Every book is just a remix of the dictionary” I like that one
There is actually a website that contains all books ever or could ever be written, but generating random letters. libraryofbabel.info/
Technically all books are just remixes of the first book
Someone has said that before lol
@@theneoreformationist - Does it also use letters that don't exist in english?
Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night.
That's like saying that something with less features than a previous edition of something is a remix of the edition with more features. It just doesn't make sense. It's like cutting off some of the show in the next season.
“Even when you think you’re alone, you’re not.”
Well thanks that cured my anxiety
*Yes mine too.*
now after turning off the light when going to bed I rocket my self to bed and take shelter in my cover, I turn my back very suddenly to check for a demon creeping behind me, I do this every 2 min's. *SEND HELP.*
It added paranoia to me. ._.
@@garlicbreadstick404 they were being sarcastic-
We did it boys depression is no more.
@@1vy-t0wn38 oh sorry i didnt notice it was late at night i was sleepy at that time
me: saves someone from a bear attack
them: omg you saved my life
me: no I only delayed it
them: *slowly backs away*
lmao
Lol good one 😂😂
😂😂hard facts
Emergency
Them: oh shi-
I've never seen stock images be this formally executed before
Yea, he uses stock videos really really well
Legit, literally a "Stock God".
@@lemieux-z8933 stonk god
"Your brain is in your skull, and you're fine with that"
*No.*
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear ele
LMAOOO 😭😭
@@AxxLAfriku lmao you promote yourself here too?
@@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 he gotta do what he gotta do
Or she, I ain't no sexist.
@@AxxLAfriku Nobody wants to see you speedpunching your attractive underwear.
I literally can listen to this guy for hours and not get bored.
I am human
Same his videos are so entertaining
his voice is so soothing that I listen to his videos to fall asleep
@@nusarawj4541 I'm literally listening to him as I fall asleep 😌
@@hierarchvibe1322 good night
“You sleep for eight hours a day” *Bold of you to assume I sleep*
Hahahahahahaha
Will you go to sleep, I need to feed you those six spider's
You probably entering the" server "at the wrong times.
Bold of you to assume I wake up.
@@qhviananan-laul5159 thats actually not a true fact, so you're wrong
“Your social life was almost entirely predetermined by where your teachers assigned you to sit in class.” That’s actually crazy when I look back on who I’ve met just by sitting by them in class randomly
Yeah, I was like, wow that is surprisingly true. That might be why I'm such an introvert lol. I never really talked to others
In my high school, we can sit anywhere we want. So this doesn't apply to me at all.
Most of my classes didn't have assigned seating, and looking at or talking to your neighbor was forbidden, so, no.
@@Drakonus_ do you have a friend from elemntary school that your still friends with?
@@JCEditsYT Nah, I moved cities a bunch of times after elementary school, so I'm not sure about that.
"You sleep for 8 hours a day"
Me: *lies.*
Lies. All lies.
I don't even sleep so I don't know what to do with that information.
LIAR
Ikr
School be like : *stop the cap*
“It’s also a pie chart showing how much of Japan is Japan. It’s 100%, by the way.”
“Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.”
Stealing an unfunny comment makes you look dumb
@@TheMetalheadWeeb ur salty
@@prestonguy4053 I don’t recall that being my name tbh
@@TheMetalheadWeeb ... I didn’t steal it?
@@WGFinc why the question mark?
Shower thought: Mirrors don't break, they only multiply.
@DivingDome silver actually
@@Ralzone now now your comment is pure gold or should i say silver?
This is pure bronze!
Unless u tape them together than they decrease but they definitely don’t break xD
Wow
“You can’t touch your palm to your shoulder”
Me an intellectual: touches palm to other shoulder
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT OMGGG
I can do it to the same shoulder though? And I’m not even flexible. It’s really easy
I did that and I was so confused 😂
@@angelaguilar4523 yeah lol same here
I can actually touch my right palm to my right shoulder tho
Shower thought : The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you
We KNOW
oh wait
I don’t... oh yEAh wAiT a mINuTe
The oldest picture of you is also the youngest picture of you
Wait explain ?
“Someone in the world has probably dreamed of being in a relationship with you... I feel bad for them because it probably was a nightmare” damn that hurted
Hurt*
It was part of the joke stoopid
@@Erick-tk2ve They are referencing a meme
If someone has dreamed about being in a relationship with me, then it was definitely the worst nightmare they have ever had and will ever have
pog
Shower thought: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering
Him: She's probably thinking about other guys
Her: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
Him: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering
what the fuck is this reply section and why is everyone spamming the her him meme
*every mirror you buy is in used condition*
let that sink in
I know its a joke but the fact that a mirror is the reversed side of the world can be proven false by putting a magnet near a mirror and seeing it not react
This guy is the new Vsauce but he keeps changing the topic every second.
He also keeps changing the stock photos every second.
Vsauce does too
Amen
Got the notification in the shower, it’s meant to be
Stop the cap
nice
Same
@Nathaniel Phillip using it probably
ruclips.net/video/H2CdMuMhPII/видео.html
"You sleep 8 hours a day."
School: DOUBT
College Students with deadlines: What's sleep? Is it food?
*X*
I slept like 3 hours last night due to exams-
Go to sleep earlier, it’ll change ur life I promise
@@Nisowyd
OK
"Your chances of dying at any given moment are slim, but never 0%."
I feel like this is a threat 😭
Lol
this guy literally makes a living out of us being depressed .
Sure beats getting depressed from making a living.
Welp and making us depressed too boi
Isn't that RUclips or any inherent organization ever?
He just took my depression away, with this vid
And I love him for it.
“We sleep for eight hours a day”
“Ugh,” *scoffs* “lucky”
@Maulen. IDC Florez Can confirm . Sleep for only 4 hour in a day and you become like zombie wanting to sleep. Never doing it again.
same mate. I sleep at 5 am or 3 am depends...
Dude I sleep for 4 hours
The way i more succesflu is by spending more time think and the way I get more time is by sleep 4 hours a day instead of 8
I sleep for 14 hours
the sponsor plug was so smooth
........
Me when
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME 😂
Ty leeeeeeee
@@DrakoNotDraco tile^
Shower thought: A doctor hopes you get sick, a policeman hopes you're a criminal, a mechanic hopes your car breaks down, but only a thief wishes you prosperity.
I mean, you're not wrong.
Wow
You wouldn't want more work if you're paid monthly
Shower thought: Japan is just a pie chart on which countries got nuked
policemen dont hope your a criminal the court systems do.
Shower thought: You’ve probably seen at least one person on their last day alive and you didn’t know it
Ohhhh
D:
*Flashback to every elderly person I've ever seen on the street*
We need to be better to people
think of all the criminals you've walked pass
1,000,000 congrats in advance ❤️
Bruuh literally nobody knows you on this channel. That's y the likes are less. Guess not much Indians r watching these kind of stuff. BTW big fan😁
Ok
@@d3thshot614 true
Oh hello I didn't know you also watch him 🙃
bro yaha kaise aap
@Aperture you need to see this
"Life is short"
Me: It's the longest thing you will ever do.
WOAH I NEED TO ADD THAT TO MY LIST
Ok now that's true underrated comment
It sounds like a roast to a dirty joke
@@crocock3483 ikr i knew i wasn’t the only one thinking abt it 😏
@@catmeowi1030 list?
Fun fact: The brain is an organ that claimed itself the most important organ in the body.
If you can trick your brain in illusion while knowing they are illusions
That mean you aren't your brain
The brain also has a million sources to back itself up
@@self-proclaimedanimator not true
You can trick one part of your brain while another part of your brain recognizes that it’s a trick
And if you aren’t your brain, what else could you be
@@self-proclaimedanimator your brain isnt 1 its 2 hemispheres
Recognized rather, trough experiences on self
*“You are helping everyone around you by existing”*
Everyone’s depression: *I have ceased to exist*
literally my same thoughts
If only it was that easy 🤣
Nah, that wouldn't help at all
Shower thought: Dora isn’t an explorer because she goes to mapped places on the map
😨
NANI???!!!!
😂
That makes no sense 💀
technically dora is
going for a vacation
"You can't touch your palm with your shoulder"
Me with my other hand: *You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!*
Haha
There are plenty that can do it with the same side hand too.
well played
@@Kitsunary I can , that's why I was fking confused
@@zombiekiller7101 SURE YOU CAN.
Fun fact: You don't usually think these thoughts in the shower.
Yeah.
Yus
Well I don't respond to the posts in the shower
I think these thoughts at night or when I’m showering at night
I actually think about my crush and starts to hand(some)
"you only know that you slept by waking up"
Lucid dreaming: *are you sure about that?*
broooo.....lucid dreaming ain't cool man
I searched for this
Do you lucid dream? If so, just out of curiosity, how do you do it?
@@chriss2241 take notes and search it up on RUclips
@@lenhle_ facts
A serial killer is probably watching a documentary about their unsolved crimes and laughed at the inaccuracies in their leads
I-
i agree its so much fun
@@paypay._ uhhhhhh
Nope they only got motivation wrong, not only am I a doctor I'm also the owner a funeral parlour ....
SEE YA SOON.
@@paypay._ finish your damn sentence
Never seen such a smooth transition to the product placement.
I've seen A smoother transition
Have you heard of Not Even Emily?
Ever watched Adam Ragusea?
"You can't touch your palm to your shoulder."
Me, touching my right palm to my left shoulder: _smort_
Most people can touch their right hand to their right shoulder. I did just now.
Victim: "You could've saved his life"
Me,a Firefighter: "It's impossible mam, you see you can't save a life you can only Delay a death"
@Marc Woolward imagine correcting somebody when you have no idea what you’re taking about.
@@roloboog imagine not reading who marc actually tagged
Wow
“The number of people older then you never increases”
That one made me think more then the rest for some reason...
That fact is actually not true
@@jeremyjery01 why not?
@@jeremyjery01 r u dum?
I read “never decreases” sorry my bad
When he said, "just remember the last time you washed your belt..."
I was like "oooh"
He was like "yeah..."
WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never wash my belt lol xD
@@ginpau7416 stop staring me like that
@@poopsickle2411 You know what? No. You call ME daddy
@@alauriseflyn asserting dominance like a boss (dare I say like a dadd-)
Shower thought: If two mind readers are reading each others minds, whose mind are they reading?
Joe's
Each other’s obviously
Well, it depends. Are they reading each other's thoughts or each other's memories?
A mind reader can still think while reading someones mind? Like someone won't read their own mind cuz their thoughts are still diffrent
“Someone probably has dreamed of having a relationship with you” damn that really gives me hope
could be some creepy 60 year old man tho
You ruined it
Memento mori
@@foundingtitann what if I’m desperate?
@@joshuajoe1419 *holy music stops*
I’m sorry but that was the absolute smoothest ad read I have ever experienced.
Shower thought: being alive is just being dead in reverse
@Ophelia Lol
Am alive but am dead...
@@bluedragon5885 Thats deeeep
Schrödingers cat: allow me to introduce myself
@@bluedragon5885 r u ok bro?
“Your right elbow will forever remain untouched my your right hand”
Me: *knife*
😂😂😂😂
🔪 🩸 ✋
is is bad that that's the first thing I thought of, hehe just cut hand move it and place it on your elbow, works like a charm
same.
Just cut off your hand and touch it with your elbow
"Your palm cant touch your shoulder."
Vegeta every time hes hurt:
Why doesn't this comment have more likes lol
😂 poor Vegeta
That comment went over heads
@@jesuschristsaves9067 or maybe the heads went over the fact of watching anime..... 🤷🏽♂️
@@vonn2up339
Reword that sentence.
Aperture: shower thoughts
Elon Musk: -.-
-._-.
Elongated muskrat
Hacker: Looks at me trough my camera
Atlas VPN: And I took that personally
Shower thought: You have probably been in someone else’s dreams more than once, but most likely you’ll go through life without ever knowing whose dreams and what they were about.
Shower thought: if you are afraid to be alone in the dark, that means you are actually afraid that you might not be alone in the dark
That was literally in the video
Wowww
why must you say this to me, somebody who has the fear of the dark.
I am afraid of darkness weather I am alone or with somebody else😂😂
I don't fear what lurks in the dark. Nor do I fear what it will do. I fear what I might do to set off the things that lurk. I fear what I might do to myself due to not being Able to see where I'm going. And I fear what could happen to my possessions, each with their own sentimental value.
Aperture: **Says something you can't physically do**
Me: Hmmm...Let's see about that
I see
I see a fellow rocket league player 👀
@Isaiah Rashid same, whoever can't must be fat or have to large of biceps
@@AutonomousCollective or no hands
my brother can literally touch the part above his wrist with his hand of the same arm
Shower Thought: We spend time serving foods separately only for them to end up mixed up in our stomachs 👀
How is that a shower thought? that's just a true sentence.
I used the manure from a cow that I will have butchered, for ribs and steaks, to fertilize the grass it ate, does that mean I am eating cow dung....
@@qhviananan-laul5159 yes
that's right, it's much better to put all your meals for one day in one big smoothie! It all goes to the same place anyway eh?
@@thomaschapais-roy6020 well that's how it came out. According to the two girls and a cup.
Life is like a train. Our brains are the locomotives that guide us, and life and death are the stations and the cargo is life itself. And rail junctions are life choices, bringing us to different stations that could be either a longer lifespan, or death.
0:35 “Every human being relies on and is bounded by his knowledge and experience to live. This is what we call “reality”. However, knowledge and experience are ambiguous, thus reality can become illusion. Henceforth one man’s reality can be another man’s illusion” - itachi uchiha
My trapped brain is about to use it’s personal servants to interact with what it perceives to be a phone and hit a sequence of buttons in just the right way to get that pizza it’s now craving after watching this video.
ruclips.net/video/TGqBs9Fx1bM/видео.html
Oooof
Same my brain is using my body organs and physics to get what it wants not caring about my poor body but only caring to maitain it so it can use it again
You sound crazy but anything can sound crazy if you word it right.
So....u just ordered a pizza?
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why does this have only 1 like lmao i bet i can get more
Hi!
The transition to the add was seemless. I'm not even mad. That was smooth
I subbed! Great video's Bro
i just subbed
Another confusing and creepy shower thought- getting older and getting one year closer to death, is pretty much the same thing but still people are scared for the second and not really for the first one...
Thank you for making me think like you after watching 6 of your videos in one day
Why ... do ...... I ... feel so relaxed ... by your voice ;-;
*S A M E*
"You sleep for 8hrs a day"
Since... when?
yeah right lol
@@diogocasstro Lol
I sleep 9 - 10
I sleep for 1-4hours or 10-15hours. Thanks, 2020
@@ender4344 Kay
Shower Thought: Waiters bring food to people's tables in order to bring food to their own table 👀
you reminded me of another one, since you wait for waiter to bring you food... arent you the waiter?
@@nenadmarjanovic6648 Yes, yes you are.
Ok
@@nenadmarjanovic6648 English is not my first language so when I read waiter for the first time I actually thought it meant the person waiting for there food or for something else. When I found out what it really means, I got so confused lmao
@@carmen7551 yeah ikr english is weird
The phrase "Be yourself" is from most people's perspective, telling them to be themselves, but if that person isn't a good person, they get told to be nice.
Meaning that there is one true self of you, that once existed.
Shower thought: Being dead is like being stupid - you're not aware of it, and it's only difficult for the people around you
How do you know what like being dead?? 🤔
Ricky Gervais, I got you
How do you know you’re not aware of it? Maybe you are
How do you know what being stupid is like?
Hands up.
You are too wise for the liking of the council
"And the english language will forever be confusing."
*me laughing in multiple languages
hon hon hon oui oui baguette
Bahut acche shabash badhiya khub Palo khub khelo mje ki life jio
"Stalingrad kilashnikov vodka adidas track pants"
-Sam 'O Nella
Moshi moshi
é foda
English language: Exists
Aperture: and i took that personally
Someone stole this or you stole this.
@@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 yeah no i made this comment like 7 minutes after the video uploaded. I didnt steal this comment
@@marcuschen6573 k
@Dawood Awan -eggzists-
*eggzits**
yw ☄💥🥚
Human: We teach kids to never take candy from strangers
Alien: Cool. By the way what's the next holiday coming up?
Human: Halloween.
Alien: What's that?
Human: It's when kids go up to people's doors and get candy
Alien: ...
XD soooo truuueeee
Human: They ask for the candy.
Alien:........
Human: in costumes.
"The odds of you dying at any moment are very slim but not zero."
Ad : Get medical aid for only 100$ a month
IT'S WARNING YOU
its a sign
Damn.
😂😂😂
Ahh, I love it when RUclips has a sense of humour!
You can impersonate someone’s voice perfectly in you head to say any word
i made thatveggan teacher say the n word in my head
Yes even in any language 😂 thats called imagination
Me vibing to this doods calming voice and very deep thoughts:
youtube: FIXING MY MATES CUBARD WITH SUPER NOODLES
Even advertising about the Vpn in that calm tone is making it feel like a shower thought.
If you suffer with deralization or something similar to that (like I do) just remember that you are real and don't think too much into this, and you can stop watching the video whenever you want. You are 100% real. I promise. Everything is ok. You are alive and you are ok. Stay safe
This is the simulator admin
@@nuubier8911 not the place to say this shit man
@@Cosm0ss True, but doesn't stop my comment's theoretical validity, right?
@Stolas it's like sometimes stuff makes you second guess whether ur real or not, or that things are how they actually are, which can evolve into that yeah
Not even gonna lie that was the cleanest sponsor transition ive ever seen
same
Aperture:“You get 8 hours of sleep everyday”
Me: oh really?
Yah I get 10 hours of sleep
@@Sumirevins same
Yeah I wish...
i get 5-6
I dont sleep, im imposter
Shower thought : We are actually time travelling by a second per second
We live in past if neurons take time to perceive the surroundings
Correct, well, we’re living in the present but what we see are milliseconds behind
Pie chart of showing how much Japan is Japan
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
@WESTON HAMILTON ik 😎
Sounds news to me
Together we can stop this
@@EVOKE7347 I love your profile picture. I remember playing Final fantasy since I was young.
He actually meant that in a political way
After seeing thumbnail
Everyone: Well, well, well, let's try this.
I did and idk if it’s a joke or if I’m flexible because I could do it lol
@@Vulppix same
ruclips.net/video/H2CdMuMhPII/видео.html
@@choicethetaurus Wow, this is really good for a self promo
@@choicethetaurus i would dislike but they way you self promo is pretty funny so i let it go. plus the song isnt half bad.
shower thought: if pinocchio told everyone that his nose grew every time he told the truth, no one would ever know he was lying.
So if he said his name was Pinocchio, people would call him a lier
@@yeaster5664 that’s a really good point
Omg another thing is that if Pinocchio says my nose will grow and it does grow because he was lying but if it grows he was telling the truth so it shouldn’t grow but if it doesn’t grow he was lying and so on in an endless circle. The amount of paradoxes including him are pretty crazy.
..that took me longer than it was supposed to
@@kittycorn9058 No, this is slightly untrue. If pinocchio lies, then his nose grows. If he tells the truth, his nose doesn't grow. Therefore if he said that when he tells the truth, his nose grows, his nose would grow. Therefore people would think he were telling the truth.
I actually have a theory on the vampire one:
It’s the concentration of the suns light. When the moon reflects it, it most likely gets diminished. I think that’s why it doesn’t affect them.
What if the earth is at the center of the solar system and NASA are liars.
Vampires don't have a reflection. So it could be a facet of that or uv rays? The moon can't give humans a sunburn either.
When you transport goods through ship, it's called 'cargo'
But when goods are transported through car or any vehicle, it's called 'shipment'
D:
We drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
“your brain is trapped in your skull, but your completely fine with that”
well not anymore...
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
that got to me too
@Zach Freeman yeah you are brain is trapped In you skull? Doesn’t add up man (unless you meant the second time he said your)
@Zach Freeman you’re implies “you are”. Your implies ownership or association. The correct word would be your
@@discontinuedchannel9709 I think he was implying the second "your".
This mans shower is magical, it talks to him
bro! What he said about not being useless because I'm keeping everyone alive just by existing.....that hit hard!
"You cant Touch your palm to your shoulder"
Me: Puts right palm on the left shoulder...
Looks confused at the screen
That was me before watching the whole video.
Lmfao same
XD
Yup
Instructions unclear. It was right palm and right elbow
“You can’t touch your palm to your shoulder”
Me: touches my shoulder with the same hand palm
you cant touch your palm to elbow
same hand
@@eshanaiyashankar ok? That’s not what It said
@@peoplepeople7195 then what it said
can u touch ur elbow with your palm of same hand?
@@eshanaiyashankar where are you getting elbow from???
Elbow from the video. Shoulder from the thumbnail.
0:16: Reality can be whatever you want it to be
Thanos: Happiness noise
I once found out, what falling asleep feels like. It was kind of that feeling, when you fall over in your dream and wake up, but 10 times stronger.
Shower thought: shower thoughts are just random philosophy arguments that you’d get in school but simplified and not teached in school
Yes
Shower thought: there is absolutely no way that anyone can ever prove that there isn't an invisible dragon in my room right now
Edit: Heyo thanks people for taking the time to like and respond to this stupid comment so much most likes I've ever gotten
Then you cannot prove that there is one
Your point being???
@@irwin9206 If no one can prove that there is an invisible dragon in your room, then you also cannot prove that there is one in your room. So it's meaningless to talk about sth can neither be proved or disproved
Its still true though the point of saying it is to make a statement I never said I could prove that there is one I just said no one can prove that there isn't one so its still true. again, I dont see what youre getting at
@@irwin9206 Just adding more flavors to the mix bro, i didn't say your statement being bad or anything. I simply gave it a bit more insight
Might just be the smoothest way to transition into the sponsor. Well played
Your voice is so smoothing I almost kinda did fall asleep amazing video!
Bro’s thoughts are on another level
Thanks for inspiring me bro
English : Exists
Aperture : I'm gonna end this man's whole career
Mans*
@@dima97 rlly?
@@ifyoucanttellIlikemilk yeah thats the meme
man’s*
There u go man's
"The odds of you dying in any moment are very slim"
Final Destination Survivors: *Nervous Sweating*
"death" in final destination is that one gamer that doesn't choose the stealth option
*2:35** I used to think this and exercise in the garden to give them more of Me! Proud of you bro you realized this fact! Thanks for enhancing it's meaning....*
Original Shower thought: the saying falling in love is like a roller coaster is flawed because when your on a roller coaster you can enjoy that weightless enchanting feeling cause you know your strapped in but in love the only seat belt we have is the other people and if they don’t love us back we’ll stop falling and hit the ground
Damnnnnn
Oh-
And the roller coaster ends eventually so....
Hard, really hard
That's deep, someone should put it in a song
'What I told you was true, from a certain point of view.'
"you never know you're asleep until you wake up"
To be fair I have lucid dreams like twice a week
C a p
Uh I still don't get how people can't lucid dream
I swear to god
The momment I put my head on my pillow I can stay lucid dreaming
@@ItachiUchiha-mj2ll yea same theres time where I’m really tired and I just close my eyes fall asleep and start controlling my dreams
@@xblee7777 yeah but dreams for us are like a tv show ig. We don’t know what’s happening and can’t really control it. we think it’s real and it feels real too which is why we can’t control it.
@SnazzyyWhen I close my eyes,I can dream whatever I want.Even if I don't sleep.And I can control them whatever as what I want
His transitions to topics especially the sponsor segment was smooth af
Shower thought: When you say 'forward' or 'back' your lips move in that direction
I just tried to see is it really lol 😭😭
@@deesnutts917 same…
Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night.
Not necessarily.
“Everybody covers their computer camera’s but nobody covers their cellphone camera’s.” True af
I cover my phone camera 👀
Actually I do
Shower thought: When a alarm goes off, isn't it basically going on?
No, it's counting down to the time you set.
Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night.
Sorry, that's my copy and pasted thing. Yes, it is going on.
So if your alarm gets turned on every morning isn't it considered morning wood?
@@usefulbobcat uh no
@@quaianthegrimreaper7556 you can't handle the truth
Shower thought: "I'm up for that" and "I'm down for that" mean the same thing.
Ahhh yes, the English language
words. i can say it to any setnence that has words