We aren’t living any longer than we used to, coin tosses aren't 50-50, trailers play after movies, and croissants aren’t French. Thanks Morning Brew for sponsoring this video - sign up for free here!: cen.yt/mbaperture3
The “Turn it off and turn it back on” trick works for a lot of things, it even works for humans. Feeling tired? Just turn off for about 8 or 9 hours and you should be fine
@@dragonfury1565 and all your body parts are working, heart brain, all other organs, your shedding, your losing hair, growing hair, bones are growing, creatine flowing water into your muscles...
Fun fact: Academics spend almost no time at the Universities where they teach. The vast majority of them show up only for the classes they have to teach on a particular day, perhaps stay longer if they have office hours. That's it. At least 3/5 days of a working week, academics are home or simply skipping school, not grading papers on time.
Aperture: Trailers were originally put at the end of movies. But, they were ineffective and people just walked out. Aperture: Places sponsor at the end of the video. Aperture: 11:40 Me: 🚶 🚶 🚶
This channel literally deserves more than 10M subscribers. Like how can someone produce such great quality videos? If someone asked me to pay for watching this, I would probably do that.
-Humans actually have a relatively good eyesight for mammals, being able to see 3 base colors instead of 2. -Hunter-gatherers did not (and do not) live "brutal" lives, I recommend reading Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari and searching agriculture's negative effects on human health and lifestyle.
I see this in my feed then i see "how much spaghetti could fit in a car" by Eklectic, i never thought I would be more conflicted on which video to watch first yet so satisfied by both of them
Now I REALLY wanna see Batman just pull out a penny and explain the whole "Not every coin flip is 50/50 odds." to Two-Face and TF just have a complete mental breakdown from his whole gimmick being invalid, that would just be an awesome Random F***ing Knowledge flex way to defeat TF.
Absolutely love this stream of consciousness. And I almost punched my laptop into a million pieces and shipped it somewhere dark and scary. Thank you for this seriously. Was having a bit of a morning meltdown and this helped calm me down
Along with these words we also have "unique" which only means one of a kind, nothing else remotely like the thing in question. Moreover, the word "unique" is unique. We do not have any alternative words. Please don't abuse it.
@@ruchamansukh1203, @Fixielle Fixielle If you're trying to give me alternatives to "unique", these do not qualify. Unique means "quite unlike anything else". As such "unique" is a unique word in that we have no synonyms for it. If you don't believe me, look it up in any good dictionary.
He is wrong about the lights on an aircraft, whenever they turn off and on. It is actually the electricty switching from the Auxiliary Power Unit which is a small generator in the back of the plane used to start the engines to the electricity being created from the engines after they start.
me who knew that watching too much didn't cause bad eyesight at 11 years old because I was on my iPad up to 2 in the morning and still have 20/20 vision xD I was surprised at first tho
You sure that this is useless, by using all those “useless” info, you made this video, this video help you monetize. Hence, the so-called “useless” info is now actually serving a purpose which is help you make money therefore making them not “useless” anymore Tdlr: this vid is a scam
Are you telling me that starting from kindergarten, I need to go to school for 13.333 seconds every day. (Excluding breaks) and that I can only stop when I’m eighteen? I think I’ll just watch this on loop for 6 hours…
The best utilisation of 13 minutes has been spent watching this. If only I went to pub quizzes, I’d be the maestro. Anywho…. I can’t wait to break the croissant news to the Parisians.
We aren’t living any longer than we used to, coin tosses aren't 50-50, trailers play after movies, and croissants aren’t French.
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Poggies
Pogs
You’re the goat
Wow
Nice
Aperture:13 minutes of useless information
Schools: pathetic
Yes. Just. *Y e s.*
Schools: How about 13... *Y E A R S* (🔥_🔥)
@@Mustard_istoo_political KPOP stannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Right, School is so useless, points at all the uneducated conservatives.
Lmao
I shall declare this 13 Minutes is necessary for today.
I shall declare this 13 Minutes is worth and its fulfilling the urge of hearing his voice
ruclips.net/video/Cmp1R7frXWw/видео.html
I say USEFUL
I shall aswell
Read this in the BO1 JFK zombies voice 😩
Aperture: "Useless information"
Me: Sounds like it's what I digest all day
SchOoL
Teacher: Let's talk about rocks
@I'm The Most Dumbest Person In The World!!!!!!!!!! good grief, we actually are learning about rocks... God have mercy on us all
Rip same
@Sharp Claws EARTH SCIENCE 😭
"Startling, starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I was in an exam the other day"
Great fucking transition
Same thought here
Ikr it was amazing
Best ever
tart
@@suravibalaji2301 art
The “Turn it off and turn it back on” trick works for a lot of things, it even works for humans. Feeling tired? Just turn off for about 8 or 9 hours and you should be fine
You aren't turning off lmao
@@TrentonCS Dude its a joke, and close enough right?
@@dragonfury1565 not even close, body parts like your brain works barely less then when your awake.
@@dragonfury1565 and all your body parts are working, heart brain, all other organs, your shedding, your losing hair, growing hair, bones are growing, creatine flowing water into your muscles...
@@TrentonCS do you just want me to delete the comment because my silly joke is so scientifically inaccurate
Fun fact: Academics spend almost no time at the Universities where they teach. The vast majority of them show up only for the classes they have to teach on a particular day, perhaps stay longer if they have office hours. That's it. At least 3/5 days of a working week, academics are home or simply skipping school, not grading papers on time.
did i ask tho
@@elgatitokawai55 the world doesn't revolve around you, they don't need your judgement or validation in order to express their thoughts.
@@xiaorina Damm my guy literally killed that dude
@@elgatitokawai55 this is literally a useless fact video, so yes the universe asked.
@@theguide1192 I love doing that. Gives me will and a reason to live.
Aperture: 13 minutes of useless information
Me:*smiles*... YES
Even the most useless knowledge is more useful than no knowledge at all.
-Me
Thats some good knowledge right there
"Damn that's deep"
-Me
"I shit my pants"
-Me
That's so deep that I found Adele rolling in it.
@@fobwlnpfoh680 This caught me off guard and I literally spat out my drink
Aperture: Trailers were originally put at the end of movies. But, they were ineffective and people just walked out.
Aperture: Places sponsor at the end of the video.
Aperture: 11:40
Me: 🚶 🚶 🚶
hah yes
😂 you got him there
@Kowboy Conscious Community 2 rofl triggred snowflake alert
@Kowboy Conscious Community 2 I tend to find that humor makes me happy. You should try it some time.
I mean, sponsors aren't really like trailers, but sure
Replayed button for Aperture saying “It really do be like that”
11:33
I never knew I needed this
it really- *ad plays*
@@col7004 gotta get that youtube premium
@@kaleb7105 nahh 😭 I mean ads help creators out if you know what I mean...
Nice
hey, it’s better than 13 minutes of school
Yup
13 minutes of school is 13 minutes of useless information
@Rangajoo is gay
@@rubenhinze7695 r/foundtheredditor
@@gary1972 honestly, I think you got whooshed
This channel literally deserves more than 10M subscribers. Like how can someone produce such great quality videos? If someone asked me to pay for watching this, I would probably do that.
Be careful what you wish for
you should like pay me
I wouldn't.
the reason may be because I'm broke but we don't talk about that
now make a "useless information"-collab with Austin McConnell
that"d be cool
50th like😁
@@itskorey577 around 67 likes more than i expected :D
@@DerLeeker Lol
Literally next to your message, is the video of Austin McConnell: "A solid 10 minutes of useless information". Talk about coincidence xD
The dislikers are the ones who didn't agree with the title and felt that the information was not useless 😂😂
It wasn't
No it's the Austin McConnell fans who know this video idea is stolen
@@itay1232 can be lol 😂😂
@@Denissium true
It’s not useless, the problem is that after a month it’s almost all forgotten.
So you're saying the sponsor is useless too?
Was thinking the same thing lol
That’s where the 25 seconds comes from
I’ve learned More than expected
Nambehin?😃 That's a cool name
@Robloxxyyy1 D: its in bangla and chinese. (I Think )
My entire life was a lie
hello fellow verified youtuber
@@randombanana640 you're not verified
@@jake_lacroix5417 *you're
and i'm talking about scorpo
@@randombanana640 you said "fellow verified youtuber" which would mean that your verified. Because you said "fellow"
@@jake_lacroix5417 oh , gotta check my vocabulary lol 😅
I learned more in these 13 minutes than i did the whole day
XD
I like it how each information smoothly transitions to the other, this is what makes this channel special
This dude could read terms and service and it would still be interesting
Titles the video "13 minutes of useless information" and includes the sponsored video as well within that.
hmmmm
Damn.
HHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well this is basically 90% of what School taught us but for 16 years
? Lol no
wtf xD
no, this is actually useful titled useless
school is useless titled useful
@Naman Kashyap We LiVe In A sOcIeTy
I hope you're not serious, if you are, you need more school for sure
7 planets? Actually 7 heavenly bodies; which included the sun and the moon hence Sunday and Monday.
They thought sun nd moons are planets back in the days.......
I just took my ADHD pills for the first time and I promised I'd be productive. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to make this so meaningful.
This seems more important than my online classes.
"It really do be like dat sometimes"
And I took that personally.
"13 minutes of useless information"
My school - *look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power*
-Humans actually have a relatively good eyesight for mammals, being able to see 3 base colors instead of 2.
-Hunter-gatherers did not (and do not) live "brutal" lives, I recommend reading Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari and searching agriculture's negative effects on human health and lifestyle.
13 minutes of useless information is way better than a whole lifetime of lies
Some people prefer comforting lies over the unpleasant truths
Also some people pefer igorance than reality
Sheeeesh
I love how his every video has it's own unique topic to be listened about but still all have the same little-beige filter 💞🎨
Shower thought:If time is infinite, why do people run out of time?
Because while time is infinite our time living isn’t. We only live 0-121 years depending on how healthy we are
Yes like @SayYourSomething said Time is infinite We are not
We are easily distracted and stop moving and when you aren’t moving you aren’t living
@@101kingsfan What does that mean? Exactly?
Cuz we need to do something for a certain time like going to the office or doing an assignment there is a time limit
How'd you make "It really do be like dat sometimes" sound sophisticated
I see this in my feed then i see "how much spaghetti could fit in a car" by Eklectic, i never thought I would be more conflicted on which video to watch first yet so satisfied by both of them
Aperture: 13 minutes of useless information..
Me: Makes sense.
School: Hold my beer.
Hold my Healthy-For-Kids-0-Calorie-0-Taste carrot juice*
this should be titled as ‘school’
If we have a certain number of heartbeats to go through then technically exercising makes you die faster.
Now I REALLY wanna see Batman just pull out a penny and explain the whole "Not every coin flip is 50/50 odds." to Two-Face and TF just have a complete mental breakdown from his whole gimmick being invalid, that would just be an awesome Random F***ing Knowledge flex way to defeat TF.
Absolutely love this stream of consciousness. And I almost punched my laptop into a million pieces and shipped it somewhere dark and scary. Thank you for this seriously. Was having a bit of a morning meltdown and this helped calm me down
"13 minutes of useless information"
522,817 people: "Yes, this is how imma spend my time"
Wow man you’re really out here copying Austin McConnel’s content jk 😂
Aperture: useless informations for you
School: This informations ain't gonna ask in exam
Aperture
out here like Austin McConnell
Commut"er" - a person that travels
Comput"er" -(original) a person that does calculations
Computer- a device that does calculations
This 13 minutes of useless imformation is less useless than 80% of my recommended
Thank you RUclips for recommending this to me because my theatre teacher said we need to know a lot of useless information for improv
lets hope the Austrian crossants dont fail art class.
art class jokes never get old
2:05 "Boeing 788 Dreamliner"
This physically pained me
Along with these words we also have "unique" which only means one of a kind, nothing else remotely like the thing in question. Moreover, the word "unique" is unique. We do not have any alternative words. Please don't abuse it.
exquisuite
special
@@ruchamansukh1203, @Fixielle
Fixielle If you're trying to give me alternatives to "unique", these do not qualify. Unique means "quite unlike anything else". As such "unique" is a unique word in that we have no synonyms for it. If you don't believe me, look it up in any good dictionary.
@Someone Something Thank you! Finally someone who also abhors the devaluation of this unique word.
3:33 look at how perfect that circle is
Veiws: two
Likes: 102
Comments:35
RUclips: on crack
Hotel: trivago
This entire video feels like a segway into a sponsor
one day in the middle of a shower thought this guy can figure out the meaning of life
This man manages to condense 13 years of school into a 13 minute video.
Respect
I was really waiting for him to say something about bananas.
I could listen to these dulcet tones for a long time! Make a hour long version of "useless" information.
Ive always called tails when there’s a coin flip, I never knew that that gave me any advantage until now tho
“13 minutes of usless info”
School: oh yea we have 8
Schools: You gotta pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers
School is basically just a longer version of this video but less interesting
@@RaghavSethi-IN wdym less its never been interesting
And much more repetitive
Stolen
Prob one of the best Aperture vidoes yet.
The 4 people who disliked this video - ARE YOU OK?
At like 3:30 u used Dolphinesque!! what a banger :)
Disclaimer: The information is recorded by professionals and not to be attempted at home
the it really do be like that sometimes at 11:33 was so satisfying wtf
He is wrong about the lights on an aircraft, whenever they turn off and on. It is actually the electricty switching from the Auxiliary Power Unit which is a small generator in the back of the plane used to start the engines to the electricity being created from the engines after they start.
o-o
Plane guy
this is what i call a channel with quality content
me who knew that watching too much didn't cause bad eyesight at 11 years old because I was on my iPad up to 2 in the morning and still have 20/20 vision xD
I was surprised at first tho
Your videos are like a breath of fresh air.
Such straight forward way of saying "come waste your time with thousands other"
This man needs a podcast
i bet this is gonna help someone in a trivia game
Aperture: makes a 13 minute video on useless information
Schools: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Shower thought: Isn't the letter C useless, becaue it either sounds like K or S?
Chair
it was chosen for a different purpose
@Forgor
I forgor about that one
Your connections! Man I was so thrilled about finding out How you would connect everything lol.
Hearing Aperture saying "it really do be like that" sounds a bit off
timestamp?
@@greysettings9288 11:34
@@ZombieButler thanks
The word useless has never been so attractive
This ain't useless information like it is pretty mind blowing how u need to turn the airplane Every 51 days
The difference between this and school is that this isn't boring.
I made a belt out of watches once, it was a waist of time.
Oh my gosh💀💀
Underrated
You are one of the most underrated RUclipsrs
"13 minutes of useless information"
Every cell in my body: *DO IT*
Your sound is so soothing to listen, like you could tell me about anything i'll listen to it
You sure that this is useless, by using all those “useless” info, you made this video, this video help you monetize. Hence, the so-called “useless” info is now actually serving a purpose which is help you make money therefore making them not “useless” anymore
Tdlr: this vid is a scam
For the 6 hour version, just go to school everyday.
Wow
6? My school is 8 to 10 :
Are you telling me that starting from kindergarten, I need to go to school for 13.333 seconds every day. (Excluding breaks) and that I can only stop when I’m eighteen? I think I’ll just watch this on loop for 6 hours…
The best utilisation of 13 minutes has been spent watching this. If only I went to pub quizzes, I’d be the maestro. Anywho…. I can’t wait to break the croissant news to the Parisians.
It was still interesting 🙃😂
Playing the trailer after a movie makes about as much sense as umpires checking the pitcher for illegal sticky stuff after the inning is over.
You could just talk for hours an I'm pretty sure thousands of people would listen
why don't you just loop his videos
It may have been 13 minutes of useless information, but 13 minutes well spent.
Croissants aren't French? REALLY? I hate my life.
Seriously best channel on RUclips👏🏻
13 minutes of aperture flexing his knowledge...
The most loved and liked useless informational video of all time
This dude never misses
This video is litteraly 13 minutes of what we learn from school, useless information...
I’m getting Austinmcconnell vibes…
This "useless information" for me is lowkey more interesting than school
Shower thought:
Moon and Sun are very likely to be the most round objects you will ever see in your life.
The way he transitions between information is amazing
WAIT THAT'S WHY you're so cinematic, because you're in 21:9! Let's play this man at the theaters