Also probably deeper thoughts, and even more confusing, since he wouldn't have to concentrate on cleaning. Edit: thanks for the all the likes! I didn't expect to get so many.
@@brycethompson3094 the picture took of you while you were the youngest is actually the oldest picture of you in time. (The pictures took after that are newer). The picture took of you in which you were the oldest is also the latest picture of you. Get it??
@@senorswaggy Oh, okay. The wording is a bit misleading. And they could take it as a compliment because it says you think they’ll do well despite restrictions? Am I thinking through this the same way?
@@nathan9901 you see in the video games there is a light. that light is actually powered by real world. cause the computer etc. show that light and the computer is from real world. lol sorry if i couldnt explain well
Yeah and, some cells in your body are mixtures of one another, to create you but in a different way, which is probably why you have a different face.... aswell as genes
Wow, I’m really shocked. It’s like we are the crabs and the birds are the fish. Crabs think that fish can fly but in reality they are just swimming....what if the same goes for birds? Will we be able to at least float?
@@jellybonesmasterfue45 no, we understand that we cannot fly by ourselves and we also understand how birds fly. We will not suddenly gain the ability to fly. Crabs know that they can float around in the water, too. Some can also swim to escape predators or to swim to the surface if the water is anoxic, for examples.
@@FakeEnzoBot NO, some of them have legs in the back that are shaped like paddles. They use them to swim. They do not only glide, but can swim around. However, it is not too efficient and tires out the crab relatively quickly.
Shower thought: Balloons are just weird like, It’s your birthday! Here have a rubber sack of my breath! Shower thought: If I punch myself and it hurts.. am I weak or strong? Shower thought: If a tree falls down in the middle of no where and no one was there to here it.. does it make a sound?..
@@MrBones2002 I guess so, though overall it's pretty insignificant as being the youngest for a few milliseconds or so, since someone else would be born, isn't much of a accomplishment.
"You can either go through life again with no memories, or new memories. Maybe that's what Deja vu is." I have one Deja vu that I've ever experienced. A place I've never been, an escape room lobby in GA. I said, "It's nice to be back" It was then that I realized then that I'd never been there before. I had a very vivid memory of staring at the wall with it's logo on it. I stared at the wall again, same angle, with the same logo, asking "Have I been here before?" My mother said "No, this is a first time. Nobody in this family has ever been here before." I stared at the wall puzzled. I knew I had been here 1000% percent. I questioned my existence( I am HEAVILY Christian). Had I been here before? Well, the answer is yes. I have. A brain can't simply create a vivid, accurate memory of a place you have never seen before. Not sure when I saw it, but I know I did. Frankly, I'm a little scared.
Deja vu is when something in your brain happens so that it links certain elements of past memories which look similar to your current situation. So you have never been there but you might feel like you have.
I've been dreaming about this certain place my whole life. When I was young I was always trying to get to the place. Later in life I was at the place. Nowadays I dream I'm trying to escape the place. I've always thought it was a real place. It's almost like a swamp under a bridge. Some spots have clear water and are beautiful. Other areas have murky water and are full of snakes and alligators.
We've all had that before. I have the feeling quite often, at least once per year in fact. Sometimes it's more intense than other times but it's always this feeling of "wait, i've been here before" and when i say 'here' i don't just mean a place but rather a situation. It's often places that i've actually been to before, sometimes even in my home. But suddenly a certain order of events happen that feel so familiar that it's as if i'm reliving a memory. And every time i am fairly certain that it can't be a memory, it never happened as far as i can recall. Sometimes it goes so far that i could swear that i've lived through the familiar situation in a recent dream. To this day i'm not sure what it is. I don't believe in any of the supernatural stuff that is commonly associated with Deja vu effects but it sure makes you think. It's probably just my mind playing tricks on me, as it is so often in life, but i like to keep my mind open. If i've ever experienced evidence of supernatural phenomenon, this is it.
"We're spending billions upon billions of dollars for artificial intelligence in computers, because, well *we can't develop enough intelligence in ourselves."* *a slap to the faces of humanity
Shower thoughts: humans are trying to survive, that what life is. Yet we keep inventing ways to hurt our selfs. Vapes, smokes, drugs, aggressive sports, and weapons
Shower thought : When you die, what makes your body will always end up making something else so you're technically immortal, you can just only enjoy it for a limited time.
"its better to wake up from a bad dream and realize it was all in your head as opposed to waking up from a good dream and realizing none of it happened(or will happen)" hits hard
Shower thought: Every event in your life has led to you making this comment which would then make every event in *my* life reply to this comment. Yes life and fate is weird.....l know.
Shower Thoughts: when was the first conception of a god invented? isnt this a shower question? And if time travel were to be invented, most people wouldn't even know.
Shower Thought: Two people walk toward each other at a fast pace. At the last second, just before bumping into each other, one person quickly moves to his right, and the other person moves to his left. Since they would bump into each other if they continued walking forward, they reverse their sideways shift in the other direction. Again, the problem hasn't been resolved. This sideways shifting might go on multiple times until they both realize that this movement of theirs will not resolve on its own and so they both stop, have a quick laugh, and one or both persons point to the other person indicating which direction they should shift so that they could pass each other without colliding. WHAT IS THAT CALLED? (I don't believe that anyone has ever given it a name!).
Idk what it is called,but the way that you could avoid this is by looking to the way you want to go and not looking to the person you're gonna bump into.
@@abdulmoid267 not all orphanages are bad, and associations like foster care are really great. But many orphanages mainly ones outside of the us have little too no childcare. Children live in cribs there entire lives, eating the exact same food every day, usually some canned baby's food. Most don't live to 13
The change is very high that something like a soul or a spirit doesnt exist, and that our consience is just a bunch of nerves or somethimg like that. So your consience wouldnt exist if your parents didnt have sex at a very specific time. So your consience gets created when your a feetus and gets destroyd when you die, it cant be transferred to another body
*Hits Blunt* What if in an alternate earth you have someone else's personality and someone else has your personality, so it's basically your soul with another body and identity👁👄👁
I guess your child-giver (cus it’s not always mother) would’ve just bleed you out and then if they were to get pregnant they would have a different ovary become fertilised. Essentially, it’s similar to the “your sibling is just another version of you” or at least that’s what I propose
Here's a shower thought: If it's called "outer space," then where's "inner space?" Edit: Yay, I love being "showered" by replies! Edit 2: I literally decided to search it up, and 2 definitions popped up. Rythblaqk was the first to get the 2nd definition of "The mind" and pizza steve got "Within Earth's Orbit. The actual definition (the one I'm talking about) would be "The space between Earth and outer space"
some dude’s comment you totally missed the Q. Anyways. yeah. nothing would be something. or at least we are incapable of perceiving true “nothing” and therefore when we think of nothing it IS something but only to us. animals incapable of controlling thoughts wouldn’t know the difference of nothing as a thought between something as a thought. so therefore “nothing” at least in the way we perceive it is special to humans. so IMO. nothing IS something
some dude’s comment but if your brain dead essentially. your dead. so therefore you can’t think of nothing if you can’t think of something. so in turn the thought of nothing once again IS something. so you missed MY point.
@some dude’s comment brain dead and comas are too different things, if your brain dead you are legally dead, because there is no way for u to come back and if we unhooked the machines you wouldnt be able to breathe and live
like 4D things have 3D shadows, 3D things have 2D shadows, 2D things have 1D shadows and 1D things have no shadow. Now I've realized how weird 3D shadows are
shower thought: when people wear the same clothes everyday, they're considered poor, but when it's business men wearing tuxedos that's a different story.
3:30 it always feels like deja vu is you remembering your past life, but in reality, it’s just a weird feeling your brain gives you. it’s MEANT to feel like you have seen certain moments in another life
Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night. No. The definition of time travelling is "travel rapidly through time into the past or the future",just experiencing the effects of time isn't time-travelling, is it? We are not travelling to the ancient times in seconds, nor are we going to the dark ages billions of years in the future.
@@quaianthegrimreaper7556 I like the way you think. People using 'it's a joke' as an excuse to be innaccurate and completely dumb, even if it isn't relevant to the point of the joke.
i don't get the worm thing because there is no way to prove that any worm alive rn holds the record for digging the deepest out of ALL worms to EVER live. There could very well be a worm that dug the deepest and then died yesterday, or a thousand years ago
the concrete? the wood? the wall? metal? fur? i can tell you that i haven't put all of those in my mouth before yet somehow i can imagine how they'll feel on my tongue
*Shower Thought:* *"Is it?"* and *"It is?"* are both the same question. But when it's *"It's?",* it's ungrammatical and not a real or valid question. it only becomes a valid question when it becomes a popular meme.
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8:08 this hit hard. I have citizenship and am from britian and new zealand. Countries on the opposite side of the globe from each other, with family there. The last time i visited was 2017, i was meant to visit in 2020, and with any luck, ill be able in 2023/4. this means that my family there will definitely remember me different, some dont even exist anymore.
@@thebelen2359 I can tell from your grammar. Also, dogs would actively partake in mass murders if they weren’t bred out of it. Climate change is literally a byproduct of our ingenuity focused on the making and not the effects on our world. That’s not stupidity, that’s tunnel vision
Okay but the thumbnail doesn’t do this video justice. I thought it was gonna be a compilation of funny shower thought memes....this is actually so beautiful and informative.
Shower thought idea: Inside your mirror is a parallel universe, and the only thing that is keeping you from entering is yourself in the parallel universe.
“We’re actually pretty dumb”
Proceeds to click Twitter
Twitter is like controversial Reddit
@@Blake-yf4cy but is faster than people printing newspapers at a factory.
That one hit me lol
from someone who has twitter, i can relate
I have lost faith in humanity thanks to Twitter
here we go again, love these videos
Ye
Here. Before the bot apocolis
same
thats the truth
ikrrrr i was shookkk
“it’s like golf except the ball is the other person’s face”
nice one
Hi lmao
@@apollo6804 hi lol
lol 420 likes
700th like
What normal people do in the shower: *shower thoughts*
What I do in the shower: *practice arguments that already happened and will never happen again*
Lol
Same here buddy.
Omg 🤣
I do both😂
Relatable
Shower thought: We've all kicked a pregnant woman before.
Wah!
LMAOOOOO
LMAOOOOO
I was bout to say 😂
Reminds me of 177013
Imagine how shower thoughts would be if he took a bath instead
Or a tsunami
@@dontwastetime5381 yes. imagine if he took a tsunami.
Yes. A tsunami.
Also probably deeper thoughts, and even more confusing, since he wouldn't have to concentrate on cleaning.
Edit: thanks for the all the likes! I didn't expect to get so many.
bath thoughts
Shower thought: Most shower thoughts don't happen in the shower.
Exactly
Did this shower thought happen in the shower??
@@vaishnavinrao7231 Umm..nope :)
I think these weird things in bed
@@ejaguon3241 ok🙂
Shower thought: everyone has a very short timer to live, but every time we breathe, that timer resets
People using oxygen tanks:
yup we have short lives that we want to fastforward
Shower thought: There's a 99.99% chance that you aren't first, stop typing it.
First
first
second 😳
True
I'm last
the youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you
This comment is underrated. I get it!
Oh shoot you right 😳
I lost a few braincells to figure this out
@@pete7312 I don't get it, please tell me
@@brycethompson3094 the picture took of you while you were the youngest is actually the oldest picture of you in time. (The pictures took after that are newer). The picture took of you in which you were the oldest is also the latest picture of you.
Get it??
Shower thought: we are probably the only species in the whole universe who call the universe the universe
Shower thought, aliens wouldnt actually call earth Earth. We named it ourselves, to them it could be anything
@@Handwritinghelp lol true
The human brain is one of the greatest computers ever
-The human brain.
@@nathan9901 that’s a common sense thought
@@vaibhavdesai7001 computers were created by the human brain, hence, brains are not computers.
"You know your nose?"
*Well yes, his name is Bob.*
No way! My nose is jeff! They are classmates, he has told me a lot about bob!
@@FatRaccoon31 omg yes, Bob told me about that one time when they were partners on a project together and managed to get 1st place in the whole grade!
My nose is Vanessa!
They have heard a lot about bob and Jeff!
@@PanlessXO they were all classmates right?!!
@@unbroken_faith Yes!
"Why are our heads propelled forwards when we sneeze instead of backwards?"
Cartoon characters : Allow me to introduce myself
Lol
"PeRvY sAgE"
😂
since you go forward, you're propelling the spit faster than if you didn't, so imagine how fast your head would go if you didn't blast a spray
@@Publicenemey1 LMAO THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Shower thought: Your hands are just personal servants
Underrated comment
Your personal servants typed that they are personal servants
Lol
@@saryazakariya9928 they're basically praising themselves
not just my hands, every part of my body serves me.
Realistic shower thought: “hjjkkdjdhhhdbsbsy too cold”
True
😂😂😂
Very true
hjjkksjshhhdbsbsy too hot
I don't get it
"Give a man a fire,and he will be warm for a day,set a man on fire,and he will be warm for the rest of his life"
which is probably less than a minute
And then, he's cold again.
We have an arsonist in the comments 😂😂😂
@@Cinematif 💀💀💀
Shower Thought: If a person tells a person with no legs to "Break a leg", is that a compliment or an insult?
Wait...what?
@@savagenovelist2983 Like, what if they took it as an insult because they don't have legs to "break" ?
@@senorswaggy Oh, okay. The wording is a bit misleading. And they could take it as a compliment because it says you think they’ll do well despite restrictions? Am I thinking through this the same way?
In entertainment (movies, plays, those things) terms, you say break a leg and hope the person makes the cast
Your weird
Shower thought: isn't it ironic how in a video game, a lamppost or light is powered by actual real world electricity
Hahahaha 😂😆
It’s not ironic but I get it
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW rly it made me think and understood. nice
I think i get it but can someone explain pls
@@nathan9901 you see in the video games there is a light. that light is actually powered by real world. cause the computer etc. show that light and the computer is from real world. lol sorry if i couldnt explain well
Shower thought: Watching a graduation ceremony is like watching a movies but entirely end credits
Shower thought: smart people wouldn’t be called smart if dumb people weren’t existing.
Well more like dummer people
*my friend-*
The less smart people (who are still smart) would be the dumb ones
There will always be dumb and smart unless everybody has the exact same level of intelligence.
Told y'all us dumb ppl we're useful
Shower thought: Committing suicide due to anger issues is just rage quitting from real life.
Real gamer moment
lmao
"No no, he has a point"
I read once, suicide doesn't get rid of the pain it just transfers it.
@@Floordford rage quitting does too. It transfers the pain to the tv that has a controller in it.
my face isn’t mine. it’s just my parents mixed together but their faces are just their parents faces.. so my face is just a mixture.
And so is your parents face
Ok?
I
bruh
Yeah and, some cells in your body are mixtures of one another, to create you but in a different way, which is probably why you have a different face.... aswell as genes
"Realizing the world isn't ending is the most gratifying feeling ever"
*me turning in an essay at **11:59*
Isn't that satisfactory, school will end anyway
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is tooo FUNNY
Was I the only idiot who clicked the time stamp...
@@dehdunn7229 nope- and I lost my spot I was watching a at 👁️👄👁️
@@dehdunn7229 oh lol yeah I thought that was funny when I posted the comment lol
Shower Thought: A fly is called a fly, does this mean that there should be a animal called swim or dig?
@@reenuravi2255 humanity is worse to be simply called destructors LOL
A toilet is where I shit. Therefore it’s a shitter.
@@svnti_xix he is talking abt a swim in the english language tho. And in Dutch its "vlieg" wich litterally means fly
Worms and fish?
@@svnti_xix 7
Shower Thought: Do crabs think fish can fly?
Crabs can swim too sometimes
So crabs can glide like chickens?
Wow, I’m really shocked. It’s like we are the crabs and the birds are the fish. Crabs think that fish can fly but in reality they are just swimming....what if the same goes for birds? Will we be able to at least float?
@@jellybonesmasterfue45 no, we understand that we cannot fly by ourselves and we also understand how birds fly. We will not suddenly gain the ability to fly.
Crabs know that they can float around in the water, too. Some can also swim to escape predators or to swim to the surface if the water is anoxic, for examples.
@@FakeEnzoBot NO, some of them have legs in the back that are shaped like paddles. They use them to swim. They do not only glide, but can swim around. However, it is not too efficient and tires out the crab relatively quickly.
Shower thought: Chargers are just life support for our electronics.
Shower thought: Beds are just Human chargers.
Shower Thought: If you take the letters in the phrase "twelve plus one" and rearrange it, It could also spell "eleven plus two"
More of a fact
Or it could spell one plus twelve
@@_Dacor it could but that's rearranging the words
Another shower thought is why did someone think of and do ..... this?
13 lol
Shower thought:
Balloons are just weird like, It’s your birthday! Here have a rubber sack of my breath!
Shower thought:
If I punch myself and it hurts.. am I weak or strong?
Shower thought:
If a tree falls down in the middle of no where and no one was there to here it.. does it make a sound?..
What is behind the mirror
“Of course it makes a sound! Get a job THINKY BOY!”
-Dr. Doofenshmirtz
That balloon one tho
Well of course it makes a sound why not?
@@scazab6408 The wall
Here's a shower thought: What if plants are actually farming us ,by giving us oxygen daily, until we all eventually decompose so they can consume us.
That's evil
thats basically the cycle of life put into different words tho
@@kei_ken11 i thought if the SAME EXACT THINGGG AHHH
Dark
Underrated
Shower thought: you were once the youngest person alive but you probably won't be the oldest
Hmmmm, I wouldn’t say that this is 100% true
@@baykon9081 why is that
You could've been born at the same time as another person.
@@DeeTunedOut not really, there's always a few milliseconds or nanoseconds of difference therefore I'm correct
@@MrBones2002 I guess so, though overall it's pretty insignificant as being the youngest for a few milliseconds or so, since someone else would be born, isn't much of a accomplishment.
If a serial killer is chasing you, you’re both running for your life.
Edit: HOLY COW 580 LIKES
Edit 2: Lol he actually used this
Yup
How?
@@shooktaro4380 You are running from the killer to keep your life and the killer is running to take your life from you
@@Deaderthanadoorknob2 oh shoot that's crazy. Thanks
@@shooktaro4380 YOUR. Life
"You can either go through life again with no memories, or new memories. Maybe that's what Deja vu is."
I have one Deja vu that I've ever experienced. A place I've never been, an escape room lobby in GA. I said, "It's nice to be back"
It was then that I realized then that I'd never been there before. I had a very vivid memory of staring at the wall with it's logo on it. I stared at the wall again, same angle, with the same logo, asking "Have I been here before?"
My mother said "No, this is a first time. Nobody in this family has ever been here before."
I stared at the wall puzzled. I knew I had been here 1000% percent. I questioned my existence( I am HEAVILY Christian). Had I been here before? Well, the answer is yes. I have. A brain can't simply create a vivid, accurate memory of a place you have never seen before. Not sure when I saw it, but I know I did.
Frankly, I'm a little scared.
Deja vu is when something in your brain happens so that it links certain elements of past memories which look similar to your current situation. So you have never been there but you might feel like you have.
I've been dreaming about this certain place my whole life. When I was young I was always trying to get to the place. Later in life I was at the place. Nowadays I dream I'm trying to escape the place. I've always thought it was a real place. It's almost like a swamp under a bridge. Some spots have clear water and are beautiful. Other areas have murky water and are full of snakes and alligators.
We've all had that before. I have the feeling quite often, at least once per year in fact. Sometimes it's more intense than other times but it's always this feeling of "wait, i've been here before" and when i say 'here' i don't just mean a place but rather a situation. It's often places that i've actually been to before, sometimes even in my home. But suddenly a certain order of events happen that feel so familiar that it's as if i'm reliving a memory. And every time i am fairly certain that it can't be a memory, it never happened as far as i can recall. Sometimes it goes so far that i could swear that i've lived through the familiar situation in a recent dream.
To this day i'm not sure what it is. I don't believe in any of the supernatural stuff that is commonly associated with Deja vu effects but it sure makes you think. It's probably just my mind playing tricks on me, as it is so often in life, but i like to keep my mind open. If i've ever experienced evidence of supernatural phenomenon, this is it.
Shower Thought: Somewhere in this world, someone is actually doing exactly what you’re doing.
I’m pretty sure no ones itching my foot 🧐 at least I don’t think anyone is 😂
I-
I'm currently singing The 7th Element
I’m eating peanuts
@@olivia7212 that's funny it's 1:42 am and i'm eating cracker nuts.
Shower thought: Every year, we unknowingly pass the anniversary of our death day
Omg I just like this is so right
Oh god no
OMG U are right... But....
What if I died on February 30th, created by the NASA in some random decades?
@@david_ga8490 I don't think NASA controls the calendar..
Can’t have an anniversary of something that never happened yet
"We're spending billions upon billions of dollars for artificial intelligence in computers, because, well *we can't develop enough intelligence in ourselves."*
*a slap to the faces of humanity
Shower thought: someone in this world has died while u was reading this
😳
No, a person dies every 7 minutes, give or take a few.
@@rebeccacummings6697 No every second 1.8 humans die and 4.2 humans are born I searched it up
Yay...
and in every 2 second a person is born
Shower thoughts: how can life be too short if it’s the longest thing we will experience
😭
Because maybe, we have discovered things longer than that, like the reaction time of a slow chemical reaction
Death is longer because it's forever,but ok
@@tancicahh death is not forever, it’s a mere second
@Seth Luthge atheists exist 🤨
Shower thoughts: humans are trying to survive, that what life is. Yet we keep inventing ways to hurt our selfs. Vapes, smokes, drugs, aggressive sports, and weapons
Money is the driving force here 😂
@@googleuser471 true 😂
And we call ourselves smart
I know right
Life is not about JUST surviving
It's like he's continuously trying to get to a point.
very true master kenobi
and the main point being vpn lol
that was probably the cleanest transition into an ad I've ever seen (11:15)
Ikr I was looking for someone to say this
"Humans are pretty dumb."
*shows someone clicking on twitter*
accurate.
Twitter is just tooo toxic....
@Official Rick Astley bet.
Where is your community of MAPs
@seraphim man I meant to compare twitter as an entity but if Twitter is a student then reddit is the principal
@seraphim yes
Shower thought : When you die, what makes your body will always end up making something else so you're technically immortal, you can just only enjoy it for a limited time.
That's quite incredible aint it? The world works in mystifying ways
@Deci when you die, your body rots away and your...materials get absorbed into the ground and plants thrive off of it
Pretty cool
Shower thought : every time Rick Astley looks in the mirror he gets rickrolled
Lol
m.ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html this video is so weird loll
@@museeboy boi i see that double q
@KIRBY LOL
@KIRBY mission failed then lol
"its better to wake up from a bad dream and realize it was all in your head as opposed to waking up from a good dream and realizing none of it happened(or will happen)" hits hard
What if showers are just water particles standing still - and you're just being projected 460 meters per second into it by Earth's spin?
🤯
I
Then they'd go sideways, earth isn't in a permanent state of imploding, is it?
@Creepy Curvature and rotation aren't the same thing, also space is not literally curved, it's just a representation to make it understandable.
whoa
Did i just watch an “express vpn” Ad without even realizing
The transition was pretty smooth. I noticed though.
Don't worry, we all did.
He always does that, now I am used to it
It is called the power of 'transition'
Shower thought: Every event in your life has led to you making this comment which would then make every event in *my* life reply to this comment. Yes life and fate is weird.....l know.
Shower thought: somewhere there is a girl who holds the world record for the longest period ever and she probably doesn’t even know it
Didn't a girl have one for like 6 years once a long time ago?
Shower Thoughts: when was the first conception of a god invented? isnt this a shower question? And if time travel were to be invented, most people wouldn't even know.
Shower Thought: Two people walk toward each other at a fast pace. At the last second, just before bumping into each other, one person quickly moves to his right, and the other person moves to his left. Since they would bump into each other if they continued walking forward, they reverse their sideways shift in the other direction. Again, the problem hasn't been resolved. This sideways shifting might go on multiple times until they both realize that this movement of theirs will not resolve on its own and so they both stop, have a quick laugh, and one or both persons point to the other person indicating which direction they should shift so that they could pass each other without colliding. WHAT IS THAT CALLED? (I don't believe that anyone has ever given it a name!).
OMG that is so relatable 😂😂
Idk what it is called,but the way that you could avoid this is by looking to the way you want to go and not looking to the person you're gonna bump into.
Covid shuffle at this period
I always just say to them I will dance later XD
It's called an awkward encounter
If a pregnant lady is swimming she’s just a human submarine.
This makes my head hurt
*I beg your pardon?*
Please don't. Just commit don't.
If 2 mind readers are reading each other’s minds, whose mind are they reading?
When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room, but less bedroom.
He even made the sponsorship sound amazing. That's some talent.
You just commented
Ikr it just flowed into his video
Everyone’s heroes: *army and doctors*
Aperture:
*nap*
Shower thought: How come when I drink alcohol people call me an alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta they don’t call me Fantastic?
"Your tongue knows exactly how everything you look at will feel"
Me: looks at my cat..... yeeaa no...
Then... If I look at my waifu...
What would happen?
@@david_ga8490 oh God.... the pain
Yooo because when we were babies...
I think he meant "Your tongue knows exactly how every food you look at will feel"
**casually waiting for cannibal/sexual jokes**
@@fim... sexual jokes
Shower thought: An orphanage is really just a store that sells children that should be illegal buts not
This is more true than you realize. On a lot of levels
@@VeggieBoi-rt6qm yikes i dont wanna look into that
@@VeggieBoi-rt6qm Depends a bit on the orphanage, but... yeah it happens.
So you have to pay an orphanage to adopt a child?
@@abdulmoid267 not all orphanages are bad, and associations like foster care are really great. But many orphanages mainly ones outside of the us have little too no childcare. Children live in cribs there entire lives, eating the exact same food every day, usually some canned baby's food. Most don't live to 13
Holy sht that transition to sponsorship ad is so smooth
ikr like what
Shower thought: someone somewhere is eating a hot dog right now
Ye and ofc i know him. Hes me
@@Handwritinghelp Shower thought: someone is frying one of you right now
omg people are eating meats now??
Nuh I’m joining them
Shower Thought: someone somewhere is writing about someone somewhere eating a hotdog right now
@@bocadillo_de_calamares shower thought: probably not
My best comebacks to insults always come in the shower ffs.
Agree! Hahahahaha
Coming in the shower is nothing to be ashamed of.
@@LLlap 😂😂
@@LLlap cuming in the shower is nothing to be afraid of
This is kind of confusing, but if you weren’t born as your current self, would you be born as someone different, or would you just not be born?
I used to think about that all the time
The change is very high that something like a soul or a spirit doesnt exist, and that our consience is just a bunch of nerves or somethimg like that. So your consience wouldnt exist if your parents didnt have sex at a very specific time. So your consience gets created when your a feetus and gets destroyd when you die, it cant be transferred to another body
*Hits Blunt*
What if in an alternate earth you have someone else's personality and someone else has your personality, so it's basically your soul with
another body and identity👁👄👁
I guess your child-giver (cus it’s not always mother) would’ve just bleed you out and then if they were to get pregnant they would have a different ovary become fertilised. Essentially, it’s similar to the “your sibling is just another version of you” or at least that’s what I propose
I'm still obsessed about that question 😭
Here's a shower thought: If it's called "outer space," then where's "inner space?"
Edit: Yay, I love being "showered" by replies!
Edit 2: I literally decided to search it up, and 2 definitions popped up. Rythblaqk was the first to get the 2nd definition of "The mind" and pizza steve got "Within Earth's Orbit.
The actual definition (the one I'm talking about) would be "The space between Earth and outer space"
Earth
Probably earth...
Inside someone (insert Lenny face)
@@Isai314 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@you all
that was a rhetorical question
Random thought:
What if a dead person is just sleeping but, is breathing and living in the life he/she wants in her mind??
if we knew that I will end my life already lol
Interesting we will never know
well ur brain wouldn’t function anymore if ur dead
@@pooppopppcodbf2653 Well, after a few minutes
@@azza7050 same I'd just be like "fuck dis shit I'm out"
Shower thought: When you’re thinking of nothing, aren’t you thinking of something?
Because nothing is something, right?
some dude’s comment you totally missed the Q. Anyways. yeah. nothing would be something. or at least we are incapable of perceiving true “nothing” and therefore when we think of nothing it IS something but only to us. animals incapable of controlling thoughts wouldn’t know the difference of nothing as a thought between something as a thought. so therefore “nothing” at least in the way we perceive it is special to humans. so IMO. nothing IS something
some dude’s comment but if your brain dead essentially. your dead. so therefore you can’t think of nothing if you can’t think of something. so in turn the thought of nothing once again IS something. so you missed MY point.
You can never do or think nothing
You can’t really think of nothing. If you are thinking, it’s of something.
@some dude’s comment brain dead and comas are too different things, if your brain dead you are legally dead, because there is no way for u to come back and if we unhooked the machines you wouldnt be able to breathe and live
The shower thoughts make sense but the more you think about them, the more confusing it gets.
No
like 4D things have 3D shadows, 3D things have 2D shadows, 2D things have 1D shadows and 1D things have no shadow.
Now I've realized how weird 3D shadows are
shower thought:
when people wear the same clothes everyday, they're considered poor, but when it's business men wearing tuxedos that's a different story.
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3:30 it always feels like deja vu is you remembering your past life, but in reality, it’s just a weird feeling your brain gives you. it’s MEANT to feel like you have seen certain moments in another life
Ok, this man gets the reward for smoothest transition into a sponsorship. Everyone give some claps 👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿
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I was just about to say that lmao
Yes
i know i barely realized he was talking about a sponsor
👏🏻👏🏻
That ad transition was incredibly smooth
Shower thought: We are currently time travelling to the future
Woah
Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night.
No. The definition of time travelling is "travel rapidly through time into the past or the future",just experiencing the effects of time isn't time-travelling, is it? We are not travelling to the ancient times in seconds, nor are we going to the dark ages billions of years in the future.
@@quaianthegrimreaper7556 chill it’s a joke bro.
@@ultrabusterninja5717 doesn't seem like it
@@quaianthegrimreaper7556 I like the way you think. People using 'it's a joke' as an excuse to be innaccurate and completely dumb, even if it isn't relevant to the point of the joke.
" *We should get pro athletes to fight convicts and call them pros vs cons* " this shit cracked me up so bad
Ok dude, where does this man find 4k clips of the most random shit, like some kid sneezing
Idk man😂
Lol
We need awnsers 😂
@A Shitbag69 • thanks. I think I now need some hearing aids
@A Shitbag69 lmfaooo🤣🤣you got me
*Shower Thought:* Common sense is not that common.
@@1024-p4t do you mean harvard?
Which means it’s not common sense 🤔
@@thegodlybeast9667 no they mean Howard. How do you not know who Howard is?
@@oliveintheroom1336 i do but not many people do thats why i asked if he meant harvard i wasnt being sarcastic
@@thegodlybeast9667 Howard is an alien my man go search it up
I DIED WHEN HE CALLED BABIES DUMB SACKS OF MEAT
Nobody:
Me trying to do backflips from sneezes:
“I hate children”
Me, a child:
85% of children here: 👁️👄👁️
I hate children. I’m a child
@@pencilRC1 me too
i hate the dumb and weird ones. I am also a child. Kinda
@@donutstudios645 same
when we needed the man most, he returned to us.
I love how bored he sounds making these video. Lol
he sounds like that in all of the shower thoughts tho.
"We're so slow we have to make an undo button, for the... Undo button.."
Lol
“There’s a worm just a single worm”
Ty for that inspirational speech
shower thought: once you've read teh dictionary every other book is juts a rwmix
This!!!! 💙
hmmm...
I had a stroke reading this
@@NotSal well I moght have accdentally given you anotyer one
Wait did you do that on purpose?
My foot is someone else’s foot to someone else.
Everywhere you go
There you are!
@@azmanabdula that is my goal
@@royalrice5191 ...and remember, Every hole is a goal
@@azmanabdula ;)
@@azmanabdula (Lenny)
It's time for me to question my existence again
" I hate children "
* Touches the like button.*
As a child i am whatever the opposite of offended is
Shower thought:
This whole video was an ad for express vpn
“And to him”
*bold of you to assume the worms gender.*
i don't get the worm thing because there is no way to prove that any worm alive rn holds the record for digging the deepest out of ALL worms to EVER live. There could very well be a worm that dug the deepest and then died yesterday, or a thousand years ago
Fun Fact:
Most worms start out life as male and become female due to losing a... ahm... "swordfight."
@@phoenixfelix7081 yeah..*Swordfight*
@@AbdoulieJobarteh yes that’s exactly what he said. He said some worm holds that achievement without everyone even knowing
@@phoenixfelix7081 wdym sword fight
That's probably because I have already put all of my stuff into my mouth before, lmao.
Hmmmmmm
Yup
the concrete? the wood? the wall? metal? fur? i can tell you that i haven't put all of those in my mouth before yet somehow i can imagine how they'll feel on my tongue
even your shit?
@@liv7511 Try it. They will feel different to what you have thought.
Being First is pretty hard, but being Last is much harder
Woah U are right
I've never thought of that before 🤣👌🏾
@[TSA]canal mais variado/ most random channel woah
Having an invisible best friend is the child version of schizophrenia.
Hello I'm here to comment on your profile picture
@@lampadudle Go ahead
@@anaverageperson2034 I frickin love it and want it
@@lampadudle Thank you, it's a cursed spongebob image I found on google.
“Some where on earth, in a random corner of the world…”
Me: I KNEW IT, I KNEW THAT SOMEWHERE THERE WOULD BE SOMEONE THAT BELIEVES IN *CUBE EARTH*
Pyramid earth?
#CubeEarth
The truth is out there.
*Shower Thought:*
*"Is it?"* and *"It is?"* are both the same question. But when it's *"It's?",* it's ungrammatical and not a real or valid question.
it only becomes a valid question when it becomes a popular meme.
No no no, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game.
Edit: Spelling.
it's what it's
@@Ina552, you clever bastard.
Shower tought: letters are just words and some words are just letters making full words like "you" useless
@@ElMango14 Shower Thought: *Skeletons have the same number of Bones as Humans.*
Omg did he call babies "dumb sacks of meat" 😂
it is the truth
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What channel goals do you have?
Numbers aren't real yet they are one of the foundations to our society
You don't feel wet under water but you feel wet after leaving the water
Hi, can I please have a shoutout
E
Does anyone just love his voice. Its so nice and calming
When you walk with your shoes on you are not actually stepping on the ground, you just step on your shoes
no way wtf this is a groundbreaking discovery
@Levi Karls top 10 dad jokes
And your shoes are actually touching/stepping on the ground through the force you put from your legs.
O
“Your tongue will know how everything you look at will feel”
*looks at girl*
*Tongue malfunctions*
😔
Are you an Cannabis? 😳
@@Hubert99999 u prolly mean cannibal instead of marijuana
Underrated
@@Hubert99999 how did you find out?
You are not first,
You are not last,
But most certainly
Nobody asked
i love this with every cell of my body
There are more people using this copypasta than people who say first
@@CrispyRisp yeah... sure
this is a beautiful piece of art
@@swsfa1111 yes
8:08 this hit hard.
I have citizenship and am from britian and new zealand. Countries on the opposite side of the globe from each other, with family there. The last time i visited was 2017, i was meant to visit in 2020, and with any luck, ill be able in 2023/4. this means that my family there will definitely remember me different, some dont even exist anymore.
‘I hate children, sorry. Dogs are cool, but I hate mosquitoes.’
-Aperture 2020
Yeah agreed. Children act like assholes, but unaware
The transition from actual video to advertisement was soo smooth that i didn't even realize that something has changed '-'
shower thought: humans get offended if we call them a dog. Do dogs get offended if we call them a human?
@some dude’s comment 🤣
I mean, we are increadibly stupid, cause war and climate change so... Maybe?
Well humans are incredibly dumb and unpredictable.....so I guess yeah?
@@thebelen2359 yes we kill our own species and fight for literally anything 😭😂and are slowly killing our own homeland
@@thebelen2359 I can tell from your grammar. Also, dogs would actively partake in mass murders if they weren’t bred out of it. Climate change is literally a byproduct of our ingenuity focused on the making and not the effects on our world. That’s not stupidity, that’s tunnel vision
Okay but the thumbnail doesn’t do this video justice. I thought it was gonna be a compilation of funny shower thought memes....this is actually so beautiful and informative.
Shower thought idea: Inside your mirror is a parallel universe, and the only thing that is keeping you from entering is yourself in the parallel universe.
@@amisugar8948 never said it was true buddy, just a shower thought.
Stones are soft and only tense up when being touched.
@@AAArnold damn I hate you now >:(
What if the lights are off