Shower Thoughts Be Like (ft. Offending Everybody)
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- Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025
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Today we talk about shower thoughts. Shower thoughts are similar to high thoughts, 3am thoughts and sometimes we get intrusive thoughts in the shower. This video is inspired by chainsfr
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Usually my brain makes up a whole entire fake story with my friends while I'm in the shower
You shower with your friends?
@@generationgamess5899 NO???? THATS SO WEIRD...but yeah I meant that my friends are in the scenarios
YE YA I WRITE WHOLE BOOK SERIES IN MY HEAD IN THE SHOWER
Idk if it just me but I always get insanely motivated to do something while I’m the shower
Me too!
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Yeah in the shower I just have momentum that say I will win or yes I can yes I can
I take showers sometimes to movtivate myself, so I agreee
Me too
1:57 thanks burdie now im breathing manually
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IT WAS AT 69 NOW ITS AT 70HAHA
@@Theperson77z whar
When your showering bro you always thinking of a good comeback AFTER THE ARGUMENT
you just make an entire diss track on them in the shower, AFTER LOSING THE ARGUMENTS
Like you think of roasting all of your classmates and what you should say but you never get an opportunity to say it and when you do get an opportunity you say nothing😩😔✋🏼
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The only thing I think about in the shower is whether or not my roommates will notice me stealing their shampoo and conditioner 😂🤣
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In college I would run out of a bottle of body wash in 1 week because all my roommates were stealing it. That s**t gets expensive bro!!
You can steal anything from me 🥰
@@LjLongYT Aww thanks 😘
Thanks!
Thank you so much man
Bro had to say I’m now breathing manually 😭😭💀
4:00
my teacher one time, i saw him in the hallway, so i said "hi" & he said "hello! how are you!"
then my response to that was "how are you!" 💀💀
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I feel ya. That wave of motivation hits in the morning then the second you step outside you're slapped with the Florida heat and you're questioning yourself why
try arizona heat, and see how that goes
0:37 no phones no tech? Lol I always spend my baths watching RUclips in the tub.
Fill up the tub with hot water. Prop an iPad on the toilet seat or counter and you got a nice hot tub TV setup
My two most intrusive thoughts:
1. Since chocolate is made of coca beans, and they come off trees, that means chocolate is a plant. If you put chocolate into a bowl, you're eating a salad.
2. If I have one day to live, and you chose to use the final seconds to run up to a person and say "The secret to life is-" and then you die, they would think that God had stopped you from telling them, and they would be left with the biggest cliff-hanger ever.
I'm gonna tell all my sports teachers the chocolate one so they'll let me eat lots of it 🎉
the fact i stopped breathing when he said "You will now breathe manually"
birdie videos are a W as always 🙌🙌
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one time i said "thank you you too" to a chick fil a cashier after they told me "have a good day at school" cuz i was going in to get chick fil a while my parents were at the car and a fake school shooting was called at my school bro im being deadass
Bro i hope you blow up one day you're one of the best underrated youtubers
Yeah I be talking to my friends out loud in my schizophrenic mind in the shower...
"you're now breathing manually"
*takes a breath*
Bro has me breathing manually
I made this comment at 2:21 so idk if he said this later on but here’s a shower thought:
You have 2 minutes to live but every time you breathe it restarts
I know I sound like a nerd but, you can survive much longer then 2 minutes without breathing.
Not me in the shower coming up with entire random scinarios that in actuality I know will never ever happen and coming up with entire, elaborate escape plans
Aye excellent content burdie :) Been watching ya for the last few months, who knew that doodles in front of google images could be so entertaining?
Yo same lol
3:49 The moments where you try and recreate something you find funny and it going horribly wrong, making you regret ever thinking to do such a thing ANY TIME you are reminded of it.
Those shower thoughts are my worst nightmares when I become self-aware and paranoid for 2 minutes…
…and then try to talk to myself to try and get it out of my mind (yes I do actually talk to myself, it’s become a random habit).
A thought I often have in the shower is how I'd end up with my classmates if I started school at where I'm currently studying. I've switched schools twice already and still keep connection with some old friends from those schools, so it's interesting to think "what if I was always at this school?".
Are there actually people that shower with their phones? MADNESS!
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I'm not really getting shower thoughts because I'm allways alone with my mind
I just realized I think we got a name reveal at 5:34
Lol
Offending everybody and burdie in the same vid is amazing
1:03 I had shower thoughts last night and thats exactly what my mum said 😂
Idk but ive never automatically had a shower thought
Look man, motivation doesnt lead you anywhere because you wont always be motivated. Its discipline that takes where you want to go. Remember that next time you’re showering. And just anywhere in general honestly
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i always think about those times when i say “you’re welcome!” WHEN I MEANT TO SAY THANK YOU PLEASE SOMEONE SEND HELP I STILL FEEL AWKWARD
20 minutes in the shower are rookie numbers lol. I'm in there for literally like 45 minutes on a typical day, just listening to super loud rock music.😂😂
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well this happens to me but mostly when i try to sleep and sometimes it gets so deep that im half asleep not even responding to any of the thought i just know they are there like some small chattering or something and then something makes me jump
2:40 Cat blender reference
one oF my shower thoughts:
If in the future u go to a different planet, stretch it back to earth, pop a hole in it, jump inside it, will u be stuck inside it forever ?
2:55 What is the duck doing here? Nice little easter egg.
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I stopped breathing on autopilot when he said that lol
imagine if someone drew a Burdie video but redrew all the characters and made them hyper realistic
Funny how I’m watching this in the shower rn
I love how this man has made a plushie of a bird he probably took like 10 seconds to draw
Ay I’d do the same thang 👻
Instead of shower thoughts in the shower i get shower thoughts when i do the great stare at the wall when i wake up
can you call a shower thought a shower thought when you are out of the shower
3:05 you teleported from your shower to the roof for no reason.
I had this thought last week: If sauces are just things to dip things into, and you dip your fries in a bath, would that make water a sauce?
And if water’s a sauce, does that make like 70% of our body sauce?
any fluid is a sauce if you have a bad enough palette then
"You're breathing manually" BOI
Love this channel. Been watching it since it was small, hope burdie and the duck get the dream life they imagine
ive been watching since they were on their other channels, tagswag and engween, and those channels are way bigger
my most vivid memory of the shower is singing 'the real slim shady' using a soap bottle as a mic
0:34 no way bro used a windows 8 laptop 💀
Hahah you now have to breathe manually
One shower thought I had was if I had went back in time and did a bunch of thing’s differently, what would my life be like now? And how different would it be. God damn at that moment I was questioning my life
Fax I do this all the time like I think about all the potential bags and relationships I fumbled and how I could be in a way better position in life if and how im slacking in life.
@@WINTERZSHOCK another one I got is if you die in your sleep but your having a dream, would the dream become your new life
Yooo
2:43 bro when #offendingeverybody came on i just died because of how funny he is
I don't know why but instead of shower thoughts I just imagine myself fighting every time I shower
Burdie.. I'm trying to have a day with myself smoking my marijuana and watching through all of your videos while doing chores and then you go and say "youre now breathing manually". You got me all fucked up for at least the next 20 minutes. Thank you
Me stoned asf myself thinking... "Fuck you, Burdie hahaha" as I feel myself breathe manually
Me: Ok. I'm not gonna think about anything in the shower, just taking a shower.
Also me: *drops the soap bar* is the floor of the shower clean or the soap dirty?
6:02 You take showers in the morning? It's way better to do it at night.
Night is definitely easier
I literally write books in my head while I am in the shower. I now have 2 trilogies, 1 stand alone and a short story. PLEASE HELP ME
Who else here in 2024
Hello everyone who has liked replied or heck even hated for me like begging. It has come my attention that we are reaching the end of the year, I’m not going to just change the year to 2025 I will end it here. Thank you. (Also jokes on you guys who hated you still have my comment a reply so yeah you gave publicity to it so ye.)
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I’m in 2076
Here
Sup bro
Almost everytime i took a shower .....
I started acting then crying in the shower cause of making storys about a fake friend... plus i cried cause its irl
Bro needs 1 mil
Agreed
1:51 Fun fact, my dad would intentionally photobomb people in the 90’s. Since you had to go get the film developed before you could see it, he would LEAP behind people when he saw them taking a photo.
1:13 is fricking south park burdie edition
REAL
I'm in the shower rn lol, he called me out
IN 2024
0:51 New burdie channel leak?
0:43 theres a face on the girrafes nose
1:24 bro looks like Kyle Broflovski
It is
So I’m not the only one who replays himself fumbling the bag in the shower over and over
I don’t get shower thoughts…
I've rarely gotten shower thoughts, so I understand you
Bro, I get so much shower thoughts, concerts, and fake conversations
Same
2:00 ha jokes on you,my lungs breath automatically even if you say that
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in the shower, whenever i close my eyes while washing my face, my brain be thinking of the scariest paranormal shit and whatever the hell i was thinking of i just get jumpscared.
3:36 hmmm interesting
He committed suicide in that photo
It’s -510 for me
Man I'm too busy singing in the shower to think about this stuff
If you ⚰️ while on your way to a store/school, your dog will never know why you left and never came back. And the pet will probably wait for you for months or even years, and then, your pet will eventually ⚰️ from loneliness…
It’ll die from starvation 💀💀💀
Him “20min in shower is a lot”
Me in the corner actually spending 1.5hr in the shower lol
0:39 me rn
Bro is botty ass naked while watching this
Idk why, but i do f*in complicated maths in the shower.
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The look on my face when he said “there might even be someone watching this while taking a shower” as I’m taking a shower
Who's here in 2054
Me
No way si 2024
r u in the future?
i take 40 minute showers on school mornings
People like you make the world a better place.
“Some of you are probably watching this in the shower right now” I haven’t stepped in yet it does not count
Who 's watching in 2094
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi
I’m the one person taking a shower while watching this .-.
1:58 ARE YOU serious now I’m no longer breathing on auto pilot
Sometimes I think if I’m viewing my life through a RUclips video, and thinking it’s a dream, sometimes I think about why and how I have 1st person POV, so it throws me in a thinking loop and become an absolute bot for a few minutes.
bro im bouta go to sleep and u tell me about the manual breathing mode
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One shower thought I had was literally just mental math. My weird ass js started calculating the days of school I went thru like a damn math prodigy😭
Am i the only one making random storys and scenarios in my head when im showering
See when people say you’re now breathing manually, my mind turns off and I stop breathing
Them shower thoughts be popping up like a whole compiliation
Watching this video made me think about how shaking a baby will kill them,then would shaking myself or someone really hard or jolting my head backward with all my might,might kill me