As someone who comes from a firefighter family, yes. Stop, drop and roll does help, but I don't know if you can easily do that in a narrow trailer. That's more of an ideal method if your body caught on fire (sounds like you'd just be running around like a headless chicken), but what really matters in a smoke-filled room is that you remain low to the ground because smoke rises up to higher altitudes. You can crawl on your hands and feet like you're Solid Snake sneaking around a top secret military facility, and that's effectively the same thing as stop, drop and roll to remain safe in a smoke-filled room.
When you get in trouble *with* your sibling (key word "with") and you are the only one to get in trouble, after asking why they are not punished, your parents will say "We have already dealt with them" it's such a dirty and big lie.
I remember my parents would tell me that "videogames would rot my brain" but then would be completely ok with me watching movies and I would go "Hey, I use my brain to game by thinking ahead with strategies and stuff but when I'm watching a movie I just sit there" and they were like "...don't care."
Man had a good father for telling him not to let shit slide. My entire life I was told the whole "just ignore them it will go away" bulshit and my mom literally praised me for being harmless and it caused a lot of pain in my life. It took me 5 months of gym and becoming a Muay Thai fighter just to have the balls to stand up for myself from micro agressions that people did around me
The most lie my parents told me when I was little was that butterflies grow in your ears. Now as a 13 year old teenager, sometimes I think it was true when I already thought it wasn't
Fun fact: The myth that carrots are good for your eyesight was started by the British Royal Air Force in WW2 so the Germans wouldn’t find out that they had radar. They would explain their ability to find enemy aircraft by saying that it was because they were eating carrots, rather than that they had radar.
While maybe originally started as a myth, it turned out to be pretty truthful. Carrots supply your body with beta carotene which helps your body maintain certain vitamins that improve vision.
@@jacobbeitner8796 now that makes sense. but still, that's funny. how come having good vision lets u get rid of radars and the Germans actually believed them?
Tbh the difficulty of high school depends on what subjects you pick, at least here. I know people who were basically worked to death and never slept while I was cruising along. The difference between them and me is that they went for the Australian equivalent of a GPA and I didn't 🤣
Middle school teachers just said that they wouldnt accept shenanigans or any bullshit in high school. It is only harder in junior year because it has some of the hardest classes and sats
4:01 this actually dates back to the world war 2, as an explanation for how well enemies were being detected in the dark at night (when radar was first invented)
I’m pretty sick with covid rn and was at a pretty low metal point but I just found this guy today and he has me rollin. Thanks for making my day better.
So basically my parents told my older brother and sister one day that Santa wasn’t real, and they were cool with it but unlike me, I litterally cried for minutes, I’m sure that I wasn’t the only one… hopefully
It's funny how so many of these were relatable for me, considering I grew up in a rural area in Norway. Really just goes to show that we're all living the same simulation 😂
Yeah there’s definitely some functional use to advanced math, especially if you’re planning on going into a career like engineering. Schools teaching a base level of advanced math may spark interest in this area for certain students and gives them a base to advance while in university. Most people may not use it after high school, but some do.
I feel like parents are supposed to prepare us for the future ahead and these lies just do not help, In fact I think this is the reason why so many people still act like children nowadays, for example complaining over small things, trying to start arguments or argue over something stupid.
They don't act like children but they do argue over small things, over stupid things etc, people aren't doing that because they were lied to about Santa or tv damaging your eyes or anything else.
Oof i had one have no idea were it went when we moved all i know is i would doge its eyes to pick up my dads gun so we could shoot. I sooner then later relized the idea was fricking stupid and shot the elf with a nerf gun lmao
My parents told me about the entire santa thing at the end of 4th grade I still have to pretend he’s real since my little sisters are still in like 3rd grade and kindergarten
1:35 my parents never told me that lie lol… I had a cat since I was born, in my first year of living if he wasn’t on the table getting patted by me I wouldn’t eat. When I was like 10 and my cat unfortunately passed my parents explained to me about what happened…obv I bursted into tears but I’m glad they told me what happened…and it still hurts remembering abt his death but he gave me some beautiful moments. What a legend
2:53 for me our intruder drill is the worst So for us, we have to hide under the cubbies (i forgot if thats what they are called because i randomly forget if words are words). The cubbies are next to the door in a way where you cant really see them (i think you can still see them a bit) which is good except the fact that more then half the class arent able tofit nder the cubbies. Also everyone just expects that the intruder cant knock down the door or something. WHY WOULD AN INDRUDER COME IN IF THEY ARE WEAK???? Also apparently if we do have an intruder the principal just goes on the anouncements and says “lockdown”. Now the intruder knows you’re hiding
@@1EmuFan i am serious Why should we hide under the tables And i am seriously no joking my school told us to do it In pakistan there are not many school bang bangs going on but 1 happend few years ago And the solution my school came up with is hide under the tables Like my guy lets just block the door with the tables
@@SparkliOfficial sorry i just sometimes cant understand if people are serious or not. I feel bad for you. Im lucky i never had to deal with that. We just do drills and talk about it a real one happens
I've always been told that eating blueberries helps your memory or something but here I am after eating like 30 bags of frozen blueberries and I still have the memory of a bird.
Fun fact: There's more to the "wait 1 hour before swimming" rule. The whole line is "wait 1 hour after eating before swimming," as if you don't, you will start cramping up, for some reason. I'm not sure why, but it's true. I remember eating pizza, then going into a pool, then my toes, for some unexplained reason, would feel like they were twisting around each other. I did hop out of the pool to check that out, but that actually undid whatever it was, so that's good, I guess.
Violence doesn't pertain to self-defense or controlled conditions like sports. If someone slaps you and stops at that and you're not in any immediate danger and you slap back under "an eye for an eye" reasoning.....basically you can't control your anger. As Count Rugen would say, "You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance." Also I'm cool with the Santa lie. Let childhood be magical damn.
Omg,I hope no kids are watching this video because I know if I had saw this video when I was a kid my childhood would have been ruined and I probably have turned out much worse tbh
I actually knew Santa wasn't real since I was 5. I pretended to believe because it made my mom happy. One Christmas though I got a small tv from "Santa". Literally right after I opened it my dad said "We got a really good deal on that!". My mom turned to my dad, and gave him the biggest stink eye I had ever seen.
5:32 Ima be real here, Math is mostly useless, but its the critical thinking and common sense skill that really gets better from doing math when you don't understand how the equations work at first, figuring them out through instructions or your own way, don't get me wrong tho, Math still sucks 💀
On the school drill one, I always thought huddling in a corner of the room was stupid. Almost all of my high school classrooms had emergency exists too, if I was aware that an actual shooter was on campus, I would have just run out of the room and ducked behind some cars or trees or something until I could get into the woods nearby. I had a plan on how to escape from every room if needed. Yeah it could be reckless but better than being a sitting duck.
Exactly. Clumping into one part of the room does nothing but massively increase the chance of someone getting shot. Its a lot easier to hit a big clump of people than it is a group of spread out people
Actually the story of Santa came from a guy called Saint Nicholas from Turkey who was a real person who gave coins and money to people on Christmas Day to celebrate the birth of Jesus (hence it being on the 25th, it’s his birthday) so now Santa isn’t alive but if Jesus reincarnated than maybe Saint Nick did too, nobody knows so for those wondering he is real.
When I become a parent, I would never lie to my children about anything at all. The most challenging time of doing this would probably be Christmas, Easter or when my children lose their teeth and I really needed some alternative options for these around a decade or more before I have my first children. Can you give me some alternate options? Make sure the info is as honest as possible.
I have spent most of my life in pyrotechnics training. My whole thing is that I'm safe with fire. The one time I caught myself on fire I didn't use stop drop and roll. Sorry to the schools who teach that..
0:47 Back in the elementary school years, my teacher literally said that violence isn't the answer to everything and I immediately raised my hand and asked "what if someone shoots me. Do I just give them a hug." The entire class died laughing and I wasn't even trying to be funny and yet I still got in trouble even tho I was basically asking q high quality question
during my fathers bday we went to a range, and i was the only one there who properly played fps games. There was my moms brother who was gaming but didnt have time anymore, and we performed the best at shooting. It shows that video games can improve your accuracy, and on google it says that it can improve focus.
For the “out of the wild”, when my cat died, when I was 7, I suspected the worst, we went to the vet. And yes she was put to sleep. We could not afford the treatment, and even if we could it still would probably be a lost cause.
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As someone who comes from a firefighter family, yes. Stop, drop and roll does help, but I don't know if you can easily do that in a narrow trailer. That's more of an ideal method if your body caught on fire (sounds like you'd just be running around like a headless chicken), but what really matters in a smoke-filled room is that you remain low to the ground because smoke rises up to higher altitudes. You can crawl on your hands and feet like you're Solid Snake sneaking around a top secret military facility, and that's effectively the same thing as stop, drop and roll to remain safe in a smoke-filled room.
yes this is very true because i am from a firefighter family (dad)
*ok*
When you get in trouble *with* your sibling (key word "with") and you are the only one to get in trouble, after asking why they are not punished, your parents will say "We have already dealt with them" it's such a dirty and big lie.
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Some actually do they lay eggs in your ear and it hatches and eats your flesh and flies away
@@thegamingtheif7178 whar?
@@roseonyi i think he replied to the wrong comment
And pretty unfair that i 100% will turn on them for that
BURDIE 100K! OBLOCK IS PROUD TONIGHT
Yessuh bro we feedin the streets tn
@@burdieofficial on GOD
@@burdieofficial birdie face reveal soon?
@@burdieofficial ur da biggest bird
@@burdieofficial Is santa made by the government?!
I remember my parents would tell me that "videogames would rot my brain" but then would be completely ok with me watching movies and I would go "Hey, I use my brain to game by thinking ahead with strategies and stuff but when I'm watching a movie I just sit there" and they were like "...don't care."
Man had a good father for telling him not to let shit slide.
My entire life I was told the whole "just ignore them it will go away" bulshit and my mom literally praised me for being harmless and it caused a lot of pain in my life.
It took me 5 months of gym and becoming a Muay Thai fighter just to have the balls to stand up for myself from micro agressions that people did around me
The most lie my parents told me when I was little was that butterflies grow in your ears. Now as a 13 year old teenager, sometimes I think it was true when I already thought it wasn't
the butterflies do grow in your ears, that's why you hear weird sounds sometimes, trust me bro
@@Squid_Salad idk, that why I don't believe it
@@HamnaAmir-d7m they come out of your ears and go outside while you sleep 🌚
@Terminal_00_Radio tbh your cat leaving you behind for a mate is worse than seeing your cat die (atleast for me)
@@Squid_Salad can i eat him? Or shoot him with my salt gun lol
Fun fact:
The myth that carrots are good for your eyesight was started by the British Royal Air Force in WW2 so the Germans wouldn’t find out that they had radar. They would explain their ability to find enemy aircraft by saying that it was because they were eating carrots, rather than that they had radar.
they were carrots? tf
I have heard this story before. When I first heard it, I said told it to my mom and she still didn't believe me somehow.
While maybe originally started as a myth, it turned out to be pretty truthful. Carrots supply your body with beta carotene which helps your body maintain certain vitamins that improve vision.
@@AngryLad_80 I fixed it lol
@@jacobbeitner8796 now that makes sense. but still, that's funny. how come having good vision lets u get rid of radars and the Germans actually believed them?
A big lie I was told by my teachers in middle school was that High School was gonna be so hard.
It's vice versa, they told me High School was going to be easy and i shouldn't worry about but i have to worry about so i can be mentally prepared
Tbh the difficulty of high school depends on what subjects you pick, at least here. I know people who were basically worked to death and never slept while I was cruising along. The difference between them and me is that they went for the Australian equivalent of a GPA and I didn't 🤣
I loved high school. Best years of my life. Your teacher f*cked up hard bro
For me it was about high school teachers being really mean and strict like that’s not true all the time
Middle school teachers just said that they wouldnt accept shenanigans or any bullshit in high school. It is only harder in junior year because it has some of the hardest classes and sats
Bro really tryna spoil every young kid's childhood 😭
Violence is not the answer, violence is the question
I agree violence is never the answer but if someone does make fun of you all the time or physically hurts me I will not let that slide.
4:01 this actually dates back to the world war 2, as an explanation for how well enemies were being detected in the dark at night (when radar was first invented)
I’m pretty sick with covid rn and was at a pretty low metal point but I just found this guy today and he has me rollin. Thanks for making my day better.
get well soon!
@@mustafabraxton4469 thank you so much
Get well soon and welcome to this quality disguised like shitty content channel
@@soggoscereal5309 wtf is a metal point?
he means mental point. it's a typo@@DinosEpicRUclipsWithStickman
So basically my parents told my older brother and sister one day that Santa wasn’t real, and they were cool with it but unlike me, I litterally cried for minutes, I’m sure that I wasn’t the only one… hopefully
SANTA IS NOT REAL?
@@paintyxd yea he isn't real
@@IMX383 WHAT
if I were to be told that, I would be mad that I've been lied to this whole time (I know he isn't real btw)
@@IMX383Me and my brother watching santa deniers getting the lethal injection
It's funny how so many of these were relatable for me, considering I grew up in a rural area in Norway. Really just goes to show that we're all living the same simulation 😂
No is real of one lie you need math a you don’t need basics mayh you need a hard math
@@Lightbulb23333 You, my friend, need grammar 🤓
My guy pulled out sadness and sorrow from Naruto
You're right about most of us not using complex math when we get older, but I just googled jobs that use math and there's... actually a few.
Yeah there’s definitely some functional use to advanced math, especially if you’re planning on going into a career like engineering. Schools teaching a base level of advanced math may spark interest in this area for certain students and gives them a base to advance while in university.
Most people may not use it after high school, but some do.
But whos doing allat💀
Percentage, Taxes, area and volume sorry to say but yes you need those things (not to be a nerd)
For example like it you are arthritic you need measurement
I feel like parents are supposed to prepare us for the future ahead and these lies just do not help, In fact I think this is the reason why so many people still act like children nowadays, for example complaining over small things, trying to start arguments or argue over something stupid.
Yeah But They Always Hold A Good Place In Our Soul
They don't act like children but they do argue over small things, over stupid things etc, people aren't doing that because they were lied to about Santa or tv damaging your eyes or anything else.
My parents said my uncle’s dog was in doggy heaven, but my uncle told me she “went to the chop shop.” I never psychologically recovered.
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
W uncle
Fun fact: Carrots have vitamin A which helps your body. It technically does help your eyes, but minimal help.
Nerd
I still believe in Santa because life sucks and I need child-like joy sometimes
Realll
People who dont belive santa will say Lie Santa Is Not Real just saying
He technically was a real person, search up “saint nicholas”
My sister still believes in the elf on the shelf and she if still 100% convinced even after I showed her the “made in china” label 😩
Oof i had one have no idea were it went when we moved all i know is i would doge its eyes to pick up my dads gun so we could shoot. I sooner then later relized the idea was fricking stupid and shot the elf with a nerf gun lmao
Lol
My parents told me about the entire santa thing at the end of 4th grade I still have to pretend he’s real since my little sisters are still in like 3rd grade and kindergarten
But how do they move then?
@@XllllllollllllX your parents move them. I’m actually sorry you had to find out this way
Bro, i can relate so much to you, this is pure truth. I can't imagine that i believed in these.
Always a good day when Burdie uploads!
My parents straight up told me that the tooth fairy and Santa isn't real lol
0:37 remember, vr is thing
1:35 my parents never told me that lie lol… I had a cat since I was born, in my first year of living if he wasn’t on the table getting patted by me I wouldn’t eat. When I was like 10 and my cat unfortunately passed my parents explained to me about what happened…obv I bursted into tears but I’m glad they told me what happened…and it still hurts remembering abt his death but he gave me some beautiful moments. What a legend
why only one like now there two
2:53 for me our intruder drill is the worst
So for us, we have to hide under the cubbies (i forgot if thats what they are called because i randomly forget if words are words). The cubbies are next to the door in a way where you cant really see them (i think you can still see them a bit) which is good except the fact that more then half the class arent able tofit nder the cubbies. Also everyone just expects that the intruder cant knock down the door or something. WHY WOULD AN INDRUDER COME IN IF THEY ARE WEAK???? Also apparently if we do have an intruder the principal just goes on the anouncements and says “lockdown”. Now the intruder knows you’re hiding
You are right
Why are we not stacking the tables on the door
@@SparkliOfficiali cant tell if this is sarcasm or not
@@1EmuFan i am serious
Why should we hide under the tables
And i am seriously no joking my school told us to do it
In pakistan there are not many school bang bangs going on but 1 happend few years ago
And the solution my school came up with is hide under the tables
Like my guy lets just block the door with the tables
@@SparkliOfficial sorry i just sometimes cant understand if people are serious or not. I feel bad for you. Im lucky i never had to deal with that. We just do drills and talk about it a real one happens
@@1EmuFan its ok man i also have that problem
I've always been told that eating blueberries helps your memory or something but here I am after eating like 30 bags of frozen blueberries and I still have the memory of a bird.
You saying Burdie is forgetful?
Fun fact:
There's more to the "wait 1 hour before swimming" rule. The whole line is "wait 1 hour after eating before swimming," as if you don't, you will start cramping up, for some reason. I'm not sure why, but it's true. I remember eating pizza, then going into a pool, then my toes, for some unexplained reason, would feel like they were twisting around each other. I did hop out of the pool to check that out, but that actually undid whatever it was, so that's good, I guess.
Parents:"Santa is not real,i put the presents under the bed"Well HOW CAN YOU AFFORD A PS5 WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT, HUH?! 🤣
The sitting too close to the TV was actually a thing back in the day. The really old box TVs (the ones with the knobs) were known to emit x-rays.
You mean CRT TV
@@utaf Not many people know what CRT TVs were now what days...
@@charliesheehan4577 to be honest. its really rare to find someone
Still have a couple for retro gaming
1:50 goldfish, heaven now
BAAA-
Wwhhhyyy
Violence doesn't pertain to self-defense or controlled conditions like sports. If someone slaps you and stops at that and you're not in any immediate danger and you slap back under "an eye for an eye" reasoning.....basically you can't control your anger. As Count Rugen would say, "You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance."
Also I'm cool with the Santa lie. Let childhood be magical damn.
Man I don't even wear glasses and my eye balls are colliding with the screen rn!
2:03 Gilbert is my hamsters name😂
Parents lying is bad
Also parents 🤥
violence isn't the answer, its the question, and the answer is yes
violence isnt the answer. its the question
and then answer is yes
Isn’t ur teacher technically a stranger😂😂😂 7:42
imagine a kid seeing this video, their childhood would forever be ruined
Omg,I hope no kids are watching this video because I know if I had saw this video when I was a kid my childhood would have been ruined and I probably have turned out much worse tbh
4:37
THAT IS SUCH CAP, I play video games 24/7 for like 10+ years, and i'm a geography nerd
I actually knew Santa wasn't real since I was 5. I pretended to believe because it made my mom happy. One Christmas though I got a small tv from "Santa". Literally right after I opened it my dad said "We got a really good deal on that!". My mom turned to my dad, and gave him the biggest stink eye I had ever seen.
Santa is real. He's saint Nicholas.
@@Annihilator-q9sum
@@Annihilator-q9s he is technically real cuz it’s ur parents
5:32
Ima be real here, Math is mostly useless, but its the critical thinking and common sense skill that really gets better from doing math when you don't understand how the equations work at first, figuring them out through instructions or your own way, don't get me wrong tho, Math still sucks 💀
My parents told me that Santa is not real and I was like I knew it this whole in tire time just from day 1. 😂😂😂
I love to watch your videos Birdy while I'm at school 👍😀
Carrots actually have vitamins that help vision
Yeah no this was a lie made by Americans in a war which they spread to the enemy but little did the enemy know carrots don't do shit to ur vision
Yes
No it was by the British propaganda when they started shooting German bombers down with a radar in ww2
Santa is real in your heart
The kid stumbling upon that thumbnail: 👁👄👁
That kid is immediately yelling..
Kid: “moooooooooooommmmm” *cries*
Mom: “yeah?”
Kid: “is Santa real?”
Mom: yeah
Kid: ok
"me and this kid were like dumb and dumber" THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS FOR SOME REASON😂
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO DOESN’T BELIEVE IN SANTA!
He’s real
On the school drill one, I always thought huddling in a corner of the room was stupid. Almost all of my high school classrooms had emergency exists too, if I was aware that an actual shooter was on campus, I would have just run out of the room and ducked behind some cars or trees or something until I could get into the woods nearby. I had a plan on how to escape from every room if needed. Yeah it could be reckless but better than being a sitting duck.
I would be the shooter, trying to make them jump out the window for if an actual actual shooter tryna kill comes.
Exactly. Clumping into one part of the room does nothing but massively increase the chance of someone getting shot. Its a lot easier to hit a big clump of people than it is a group of spread out people
3:26 pumped up kicks is about a school shooting
Burdie never misses!
Playing pumped up kicks during a lock down!?😂😂😂
The only ones I was told is:
My parents: video games will rot ur brain
Teacher: carrot help ur eyesight
01:43 the cry😂
Actually the story of Santa came from a guy called Saint Nicholas from Turkey who was a real person who gave coins and money to people on Christmas Day to celebrate the birth of Jesus (hence it being on the 25th, it’s his birthday) so now Santa isn’t alive but if Jesus reincarnated than maybe Saint Nick did too, nobody knows so for those wondering he is real.
All the kids watching this found out Santa isn’t real the hard way 💀
Most of them are probably gonna refuse to believe it
It depends on beliefs so uhh… he’s just banishing beliefs.
Saying you’re a “kid” because you believe he is real is like saying someone is a kid for having a religion
1:48 it’s okay he’s in goldfish heaven now 😭😭😭
Bro pumped up kicks is crazy💀
1:36 My dad and I cooked our rabbit when it's leg broke. He was good soup.
R/cursedcomments
@@1EmuFan 3rd world country life. Eat what you can. Pets double as food.
@@St.Raptor sorry. Im just confused because i wouldnt eat my dogs if they died
@@1EmuFan ... well I didn't eat my dogs, but uh... ruclips.net/video/uvhsQam0zjs/видео.html some people do farm them
@@St.Raptor i was just saying dog because dogs are the only pet i have
They say don’t stay near the TV VR’s in 2024 💀
Oh Santa’s real bud and he’s watching you
Oh naw💀
Santa is ur mom and dad
my brother told me that if you switch a light on and off repeatedly the power will go out and im still scared to do it today 💀💀💀
the real santa was the friends we made along the way
🤓🤓🤓
SANTA IS REAL
frrrrr
BOB!?!!?
No he’s not g
He isn’t entirely fake because of Saint Nick
Cap
1:08 what kind of goofy aaa matt is that?
Bambi
I was told carrots helped vision, ate carrots all the time, pretty much legally blind
I eat carrots and my eye sight is the same 😳-
"hes in goldfish heaven, BAAAA-" got me rolling to the sun
When I become a parent, I would never lie to my children about anything at all. The most challenging time of doing this would probably be Christmas, Easter or when my children lose their teeth and I really needed some alternative options for these around a decade or more before I have my first children. Can you give me some alternate options? Make sure the info is as honest as possible.
When your child say “where do babies come from?”
@@amazingenzofilipek💀
Wait, Santa isn’t real? 😮
OK Sherlock, you just found out
I think like parents buy for their child...
Common misconception, Santa IS real, and that's why 9/11 hap-
YES HIS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another victim no the fuck Santa is not real
Violence isn't the answer. It's a question and the answer is Y E S
If you don’t believe in Santa you don’t believe in god because that’s when he was born.
What? Huh? Yeah um I don't believe in Santa but I believe in god dude that's not right
Yeah me to I do not believe in Santa but I believe in God those are two different things
Santa is real
@@Kamronwillis-q7cit’s ur parents
I don't believe in God or Santa,no offense
I ate carrots a lot as a kid and my eyesight is awful right now. I also luckily never had an elf on the shelf.
blud hasn’t ever stayed up to look for the elf💀💀
tooth fairy fake?
Yes
No
Yes my dumbass brain thinks that it’s real but it’s not real
Yes 😢
YES
Santaaaa is reallllllll
Yes he is
It’s ur parents
@ naw
He is real
No Santa Is Real. In My Heart And Soul
Team santa is real
@@whenandwhy789 yep
🤓🤓🤓🤓
I have spent most of my life in pyrotechnics training. My whole thing is that I'm safe with fire. The one time I caught myself on fire I didn't use stop drop and roll. Sorry to the schools who teach that..
The reason people that carrots help your vision since they used to lie in a war about that
SANTA WASNT…. REALL????????????
No
he was never real :(
NO
HIS NOT
Santa is not real
as a kid,you're gonna have a TANTRUM when you find out Santa ain't real
“Video games will rot your brain” me: having 56 hours on one game out of like 7💀
When I say this I’m not joking
Bro those trailers with smoke were my favorite as a kid
3:15 the tornado trills at school 💀
0:47 Back in the elementary school years, my teacher literally said that violence isn't the answer to everything and I immediately raised my hand and asked "what if someone shoots me. Do I just give them a hug." The entire class died laughing and I wasn't even trying to be funny and yet I still got in trouble even tho I was basically asking q high quality question
nice job you spoiled santa to little kids great job 👍
“Please us the fire exit.”
“But sir! The fire exit is on fire!”
.
.
“USE IT”
4 years ago: tv won’t rot my brain!
Now: *brain rot playing*
1:50 got me laughing 🤣
during my fathers bday we went to a range, and i was the only one there who properly played fps games. There was my moms brother who was gaming but didnt have time anymore, and we performed the best at shooting. It shows that video games can improve your accuracy, and on google it says that it can improve focus.
You are not a bird, you're just a man with superpowers
1:50
Me: It's Ok Burdie It's Ok
6 Year Old Burdie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
For the “out of the wild”, when my cat died, when I was 7, I suspected the worst, we went to the vet. And yes she was put to sleep. We could not afford the treatment, and even if we could it still would probably be a lost cause.
8:05 i didn't ate an Apple since summer 2023💀
In my late teens, my mom would tell me that carrying my phone in my pants pocket degrades bone density.
Imagine all the little kids getting this on their fyp… 😢 Christmas would be ruined for them.
The second I sub,I literally have your videos everywhere