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  • shower thoughts that make me question reality..
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    ah yes, here we are again, more shower thoughts. i'm not sure what it is about these, but i'm always stunned by some of them. they make you think, question, and begin to despise reality.
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Комментарии • 24 тыс.

  • @notastrangeperson2298
    @notastrangeperson2298 5 лет назад +5750

    I love how you don’t just randomly state shower thoughts, but flow through them cleanly

    • @atravis4004
      @atravis4004 5 лет назад +26

      I'd like this but, its at 696 likes. I'd be a criminal if I liked it.

    • @hampreyagustin7910
      @hampreyagustin7910 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah ur right.

    • @unscrupulous_shrimp3266
      @unscrupulous_shrimp3266 5 лет назад +4

      Hand Grabbing Fruits That is hard to read!!!!!!

    • @klngpsyduckk7936
      @klngpsyduckk7936 5 лет назад +1

      Mr. Nonsense he said you can’t hum if your nose is closed but I can

    • @plsmaurice5549
      @plsmaurice5549 5 лет назад +2

      exactly unlike those stupid text to speech reddit videos

  • @rockstarvation
    @rockstarvation 5 лет назад +7874

    "Sleep is just a free trial of death"
    Your free trial has ended.
    Now paying for full version.
    "what? NOOO!"

    • @ifinnishboy4126
      @ifinnishboy4126 5 лет назад +223

      Full version:
      Sleep is just a free trial of death
      Your free trial has ended pay for the full version
      YESSS (looks at account ballence) 0$ what NOOOOO

    • @DJBrie333
      @DJBrie333 5 лет назад +140

      At least we get free trial for 80+ years! Good deal right!? "Haha haha ha..."

    • @thatnbaguy8940
      @thatnbaguy8940 5 лет назад +40

      my mom said i can sleep when i'm dead... so i'm paying for a free trial??

    • @awzdtx1
      @awzdtx1 5 лет назад +7

      NeyherElite I will pay for the full version

    • @F.RO.H
      @F.RO.H 5 лет назад +31

      Uninstalling and installing is reancerating

  • @not.a.casual
    @not.a.casual 5 лет назад +5521

    Shower thought: you've woken up over *10,000* times and you're still not used to it.

  • @_xiper
    @_xiper 3 года назад +1184

    My favorite: The 'a' in 'apart' is a part of 'apart' but the 'a' in 'a part' is apart from 'a part'.

    • @RuruTheTutu
      @RuruTheTutu 3 года назад +61

      Its...lovely

    • @Bruno-dv3ym
      @Bruno-dv3ym 3 года назад +29

      whait , what?

    • @_xiper
      @_xiper 3 года назад +32

      @@Bruno-dv3ym Apart means separate but it's one word, meaning that 'a' is not apart but a *part* of the word 'apart'. So basically the opposite of the word, or more verbosely, antonymical.
      Then we have the phrase 'a part', in which the starting letter 'a' is *apart* from it. Even if it isn't a word but a phrase, it's still quite cool.

    • @yesmizu
      @yesmizu 3 года назад +46

      godzilla has a stroke reading this and fking died

    • @mintyo-P
      @mintyo-P 3 года назад +27

      I dont know how i managed to understand that

  • @Ahmad-ot4oc
    @Ahmad-ot4oc 4 года назад +10408

    Scary shower thought: You actually aren't afraid of being left alone at your house, you are afraid that you are NOT alone

    • @snoozy_woozy
      @snoozy_woozy 4 года назад +615

      Woah.. that’s actually really true, did not realize that

    • @nadasomeone
      @nadasomeone 4 года назад +213

      Genius😂

    • @Radikai968
      @Radikai968 4 года назад +274

      Thanos really is cursed with knowledge.

    • @fluffbunbun8377
      @fluffbunbun8377 4 года назад +267

      Your not afraid of the dark, your afraid of what’s in the dark.

    • @nadasomeone
      @nadasomeone 4 года назад +22

      @@Radikai968 xD🤣😂

  • @olin409
    @olin409 5 лет назад +2902

    1:08
    "Sleep is just death being shy"
    Exurb1a

    • @inkblade00
      @inkblade00 5 лет назад +17

      thank you.

    • @olin409
      @olin409 5 лет назад +9

      @@inkblade00 you're welcome

    • @ARCISX
      @ARCISX 5 лет назад +87

      Aaah you are a man of culture as well....

    • @VyzeXD
      @VyzeXD 5 лет назад +11

      Oli N litteraly the first thing I thought about

    • @noxciel5073
      @noxciel5073 5 лет назад +6

      Oli N thought the same thing

  • @ziggystarbucks6383
    @ziggystarbucks6383 4 года назад +5223

    “You can’t move your top teeth”
    My little sister wiggling her loose top tooth: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*

  • @bartoszgab9059
    @bartoszgab9059 3 года назад +369

    2:33
    Doctor is happy when you are sick
    Mechanic is happy when your car broke down
    Lawyer is happy when you mess up
    And only Thief wishes you wealth and prosperity

    • @cuboembaralhado8294
      @cuboembaralhado8294 3 года назад +12

      But does a gravedigger get happy when you die?

    • @bartoszgab9059
      @bartoszgab9059 3 года назад +9

      @@cuboembaralhado8294 It deppends on what kind of person is the gravedigger. Does he have respect for the dead? Does he understands the tragedy and inevitability of death? Or does he just view ceremonial burial as a stable source of money?
      Not to mention that someone without regard for ethic of every kind, may have a second "job" as a graverobber.

    • @emanule64
      @emanule64 2 года назад +1

      So they can do the opposite to you

    • @DigitalAqua.
      @DigitalAqua. 2 года назад +4

      how do they wish you prosperity if they want to steal ur money?

    • @AgentToe
      @AgentToe 2 года назад +1

      @@DigitalAqua. Exactly

  • @Fergusand
    @Fergusand 4 года назад +495

    Shower thought: if everything is a dream you must be really, really, creative.

    • @bria4776
      @bria4776 4 года назад +4

      Huhwhat ? 😂

    • @ilovegtr9634
      @ilovegtr9634 4 года назад +2

      Big brain

    • @keys6469
      @keys6469 4 года назад

      I have the weirdest most odd dreams- I guess I'm creative??

    • @Potato436_
      @Potato436_ 4 года назад

      You could have a boring life.........

    • @rhysthomas4637
      @rhysthomas4637 4 года назад +2

      every person/face in your dreams are people you have seen before in your life.

  • @mub8445
    @mub8445 4 года назад +1299

    Shower thought: almost everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.

    • @thatman6916
      @thatman6916 4 года назад +18

      IQ level 3 digit, lol😂

    • @sashazaher
      @sashazaher 4 года назад +28

      Me: Throws phone*
      Also Me:YeP

    • @hieveryone6129
      @hieveryone6129 4 года назад +12

      I know you said “almost” but this is a joke. A balloon with helium! Did you ever think of that???

    • @ashh_vr
      @ashh_vr 4 года назад +4

      Don’t look at my profile Picture that actually eventually comes down to balloons dont stay like that forever

    • @rakqgier4141
      @rakqgier4141 4 года назад +6

      @@hieveryone6129 Good point, but at the same time at one point it will pop and come back down.

  • @danilo7501
    @danilo7501 4 года назад +7990

    Shower Thought: When we die in a dream, we wake up immediately because our brain doesn't know what happens after death

    • @paperbag4956
      @paperbag4956 4 года назад +831

      Wooah wuuuut that explains when I got shot at Walmart I woke up immediately...

    • @lex6081
      @lex6081 4 года назад +337

      Woah that is so good I have never thought of it that way

    • @TwoTymez96
      @TwoTymez96 4 года назад +444

      When we sleep, were basically dead for a few hours. And does it feel like we sleep for a few minutes when it was a few hours. If we're basically dead when we sleep, is heaven a good dream and hell is a nightmare?

    • @BushVFX
      @BushVFX 4 года назад +64

      I knew that one, I was going to comment but you beat me to it :(

    • @bmo5713
      @bmo5713 4 года назад +69

      So im actually dead rn

  • @ChristopherB.
    @ChristopherB. 3 года назад +206

    "If two mind readers are reading each others minds, whose mind are they reading?"
    These videos make me question reality.

    • @Ok-gp3nc
      @Ok-gp3nc 3 года назад +12

      The reality is mind readers don’t exist
      You’re not questioning reality you’re questioning a fantasy

    • @Creeper_Pug
      @Creeper_Pug 3 года назад +9

      @@Ok-gp3nc wow who would’ve guessed

    • @falls_lowercase
      @falls_lowercase 3 года назад +2

      @@Ok-gp3nc how can u say that

    • @thewinner4319
      @thewinner4319 2 года назад

      BATMAN says their own minds and the other mind reader's mind!🙂

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 Год назад +1

      They are basically just talking to each other. Who says the can't have their own thoughts as well as being able to hear the other person's thoughts.

  • @siphelelesibisi6211
    @siphelelesibisi6211 5 лет назад +1193

    "Cleaning is just rearranging dirt"
    - This video
    *"You're just making space for the dirt you're gonna bring in later"*
    - Gumball

  • @solpport4276
    @solpport4276 4 года назад +1597

    "There are only 365 different birthdays"
    *Cries in leap year

    • @datboymanman8662
      @datboymanman8662 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂tuff

    • @breadpitt1
      @breadpitt1 4 года назад +6

      is that shiina

    • @ddthebreadslayer793
      @ddthebreadslayer793 4 года назад +21

      I hope you realize that people born on leap year celebrate their birthday on March first...

    • @badrecords-6476
      @badrecords-6476 4 года назад +8

      Cries in the 1/2

    • @liz.7107
      @liz.7107 4 года назад +10

      SAME, my birthday is literally February 29th

  • @camallman2549
    @camallman2549 4 года назад +715

    Aperture: When you sleep, it's just you looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight.
    Me: bold of you to asume I get 8 hours of sleep

  • @huytrandang277
    @huytrandang277 3 года назад +37

    "sleep is just a free trial of death"
    Death seems pretty comfortable and refreshing especially after staying awake for almost 2 days racing against time to submit your 3 months of homework intime

  • @TotallyNotTori
    @TotallyNotTori 4 года назад +1401

    Shower thought:
    “Dang, I need more shampoo

    • @sean_underneath
      @sean_underneath 4 года назад +14

      Lmfaoooooo

    • @theleanninja997
      @theleanninja997 4 года назад +32

      “Dang I should stop using hot water because my feet turn super dry, and stop staring into nothingness for 5 minutes before using shampoo”

    • @lenak859
      @lenak859 4 года назад +17

      "Why the water is so cold"

    • @baconcool5834
      @baconcool5834 4 года назад +4

      When i look at your pfp it looks like a face with a brain that looks like a sky

    • @grace.christina
      @grace.christina 4 года назад +2

      underrated comment

  • @DrivenByLuckGaming
    @DrivenByLuckGaming 5 лет назад +1370

    *Go with the flow*

    • @crispynoodle465
      @crispynoodle465 5 лет назад +108

      *nOw ThAt'S a LoT oF dAmAgE*

    • @chaeyoungsbestie414
      @chaeyoungsbestie414 5 лет назад +10

      I thought that was a reference to You

    • @auguust
      @auguust 5 лет назад +13

      _thats a big yikes._

    • @schwellenangst1605
      @schwellenangst1605 5 лет назад +5

      *oof*

    • @Apocryptoz
      @Apocryptoz 5 лет назад +3

      Noah The Slayer Yeah, I bet you got a wife. Come on. Nobody calls themselves 'Noah The Slayer' and has Minecraft as their profile picture. You just want likes, let's be honest.

  • @Luchi_ly
    @Luchi_ly 5 лет назад +1359

    "If vegetarians don't like each other, is it still considered beef"
    This had me rolling😂😂

    • @gavintuft5873
      @gavintuft5873 5 лет назад +17

      Oluchi Izah no. Then they have broccoli

    • @sy8278
      @sy8278 5 лет назад +5

      I BEEN SAYING THAT I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO BE POSTED😂😂

    • @B58General
      @B58General 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂

    • @superwatercow201
      @superwatercow201 5 лет назад +1

      Oluchi Izah I’m a vegetarian lol

    • @hdtxmia872
      @hdtxmia872 5 лет назад +1

      Oluchi Izah nah it’s considered broccoli

  • @possumsquid50
    @possumsquid50 3 года назад +317

    “You see people every day that you will never see again.”
    *Laughs in coronavirus*

    • @maximuswest8681
      @maximuswest8681 3 года назад +5

      Wait a sec

    • @wooekkd5982
      @wooekkd5982 3 года назад +10

      It is possible to see someone again. Through a dream you might see a total stranger, but that is just someone you saw and your brain just remembers the face.
      😀

  • @sandeepsrinivas7
    @sandeepsrinivas7 5 лет назад +20709

    Shower thought: Lamps in video games use real electricity.

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 5 лет назад +493

      I like that. Do lamps irl use energy from somewhere else? :P

    • @doctorthee
      @doctorthee 5 лет назад +156

      Whoa

    • @JasonSmith709
      @JasonSmith709 5 лет назад +221

      So do electric cars in video games.

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 5 лет назад +336

      A videogame is just pressing buttons to watch the pixels in a screen changing colors and brightness.

    • @alessandromangaXD
      @alessandromangaXD 5 лет назад +30

      So do rocks, plants, water and flesh. Huh.

  • @ev-0163
    @ev-0163 5 лет назад +2096

    "Your stomach is trying to kill you"
    Me eating continously without end*
    *I HAVE ACHIEVED IMMORTALITY*
    Guy narrating: you werent supposed to do that

    • @f7ckrob
      @f7ckrob 5 лет назад +56

      Diabetes: i'll take care of that

    • @r1martinez207
      @r1martinez207 5 лет назад +44

      Cardiac Arrest: "Allow me to introduce myself."

    • @greencityyoutube3121
      @greencityyoutube3121 5 лет назад +12

      I was confused about what this guy was saying until I saw his subscriber count

    • @brady.widlake
      @brady.widlake 5 лет назад +5

      Sleepeating gang

    • @jacobshaw1658
      @jacobshaw1658 5 лет назад +6

      Obesity: nice to meet you

  • @huntermartin9895
    @huntermartin9895 4 года назад +772

    Exercising is just hurting your self until it doesn’t hurt anymore

  • @lily1998
    @lily1998 3 года назад +200

    "You can't snap your fingers inside your mouth"
    I fell for it. I snapped inside my mouth and it hurt so damn bad.

  • @jacques1526
    @jacques1526 4 года назад +1730

    Everyone: *has thoughts in the shower about something smart and meaningful*
    Me In the shower: *tries to figure out how to win an argument that happened to me years ago*

    • @ssilversquirrel9054
      @ssilversquirrel9054 4 года назад +36

      Lol same!!!!😂😂😂
      P.S. I know people usually say this but its truly relatable

    • @klainez
      @klainez 4 года назад +11

      SSilverSquirrel yoo what’s good fam how’s quarantine goin

    • @_pisnuspeach1406
      @_pisnuspeach1406 4 года назад +6

      Same

    • @jaedeagudera6955
      @jaedeagudera6955 4 года назад +3

      OMG me

    • @CrazyAJOnYT
      @CrazyAJOnYT 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @capncook2006
    @capncook2006 4 года назад +1952

    Shower thought: The only times we ever talk about shower thoughts are outside the shower.

  • @whoisXsoe
    @whoisXsoe 5 лет назад +15477

    “Life is like a roller coaster, but on a roller coaster aren’t the downhill parts the most fun?”
    *Wait wha-*

    • @831ImJustSaying
      @831ImJustSaying 5 лет назад +484

      Invent something that will be stolen often, so that they will be forced to buy replacements. Business strategy for the wickedly wise.

    • @isnortcrayons6226
      @isnortcrayons6226 5 лет назад +157

      I mean.. it's not wrong.. it is fun getting high, and drinking, and wasting all your money for wants.. Not that I know that HAHHAHAHA WHAAAA NO WAY :)

    • @Asterly0
      @Asterly0 5 лет назад +37

      @Sam Sharaf i have pretty much all of those :.D

    • @GandalfTheGreen710
      @GandalfTheGreen710 5 лет назад +12

      Nice parashockx pfp. Be original

    • @Asterly0
      @Asterly0 5 лет назад +31

      @@GandalfTheGreen710 so a skeleton is original, "epicboy"?

  • @ColbieDaCorgiRoblox
    @ColbieDaCorgiRoblox 2 года назад +40

    *shower thought* you could think about something for the last time and never know

  • @jeffalong
    @jeffalong 5 лет назад +2515

    "Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they'll be together"
    Bold of you to assume that i'll have a future wife.

  • @T4zchi
    @T4zchi 4 года назад +454

    "Before phones, 'where are you?' was never asked."
    People playing hide-and-seek: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @ghost_ly8831
    @ghost_ly8831 5 лет назад +15097

    "you sleep for a third of your life"
    Gamers: are you sure about that

    • @socoolyeahyeah4867
      @socoolyeahyeah4867 5 лет назад +300

      RUclips, I think you're missing a few likes here

    • @gaming_mohammed3650
      @gaming_mohammed3650 5 лет назад +100

      Justine Thanos Yup, underrated comment right there..

    • @bigchungus8436
      @bigchungus8436 5 лет назад +102

      Yeah I've had 4 hours of sleep in the past 5 days, redbull is the only thing keeping me awake right now

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 5 лет назад +112

      @@bigchungus8436 You're probably going to start hallucinating soon. You should go to bed.

    • @yo_balls
      @yo_balls 5 лет назад +21

      Yea relatable

  • @cookiemonster784
    @cookiemonster784 3 года назад +91

    “Looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight”
    *Me who only sleeps for 2 hours*

  • @michelletrombley9960
    @michelletrombley9960 4 года назад +810

    Shower thought: When you can decide on something you are basically arguing with yourself.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +3959

    These thought are really making me question how showers can be so intelegent

    • @crapcantbeholy1389
      @crapcantbeholy1389 5 лет назад +55

      Oh no, it's you again

    • @undi601
      @undi601 5 лет назад +42

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access why do i see ur comments everywhere lol

    • @nilofarrahman6717
      @nilofarrahman6717 5 лет назад +7

      Ive seen u many times

    • @MortyMortyMorty
      @MortyMortyMorty 5 лет назад +25

      what the hell is intelegent? 🤣🤣

    • @peezy1942
      @peezy1942 5 лет назад +8

      Morty lololol so intelegent

  • @aldey8906
    @aldey8906 5 лет назад +2305

    Shower thought: what if someone in the world is doing the exact same thing that I’m doing right now

    • @cloudystars55
      @cloudystars55 5 лет назад +65

      Al DeY sooooo someone is sitting eating ice cream in ur cozy bed watching Kim possible on Disney+ while watching shower thoughts HAHA doubt that 😂😂😂 (that’s what I’m doing btw)

    • @snow_drop_falls1491
      @snow_drop_falls1491 4 года назад +17

      ッCloudyStars umm hi same

    • @cloudystars55
      @cloudystars55 4 года назад +7

      Sarah 😂😂😂

    • @cloudystars55
      @cloudystars55 4 года назад +4

      Sarah doubt it

    • @snow_drop_falls1491
      @snow_drop_falls1491 4 года назад +6

      ッCloudyStars you sure about that

  • @kaviduhok2124
    @kaviduhok2124 Год назад +4

    It’s not the sounds itself that makes music/songs beautiful and meaningful, but it’s the silence in between each sound that does it.

    • @carolynandbrandonkidd3014
      @carolynandbrandonkidd3014 Год назад

      I'm not sure how much you know about music but there is plenty of stuff that goes into a song that is not a note and a rest. There is the tempo or speed of the song. The dynamics, how loud or how quiet it is. Slurs which remove the space of no sound between each note. But yes, the space in-between each note does help with the song ,but it does not make it a song

  • @TREXHUNTERJOHN
    @TREXHUNTERJOHN 4 года назад +1411

    Shower thought: *oh shit I forgot about my essay due tomorrow I haven't even started*

    • @juju0K_
      @juju0K_ 4 года назад +38

      Tooooo mother fricking underrated i can almost pee myself 😂😂

    • @rainbowzgrqce
      @rainbowzgrqce 4 года назад +21

      LMFAO SO UNDERRATED 😂

    • @K4DETHB
      @K4DETHB 4 года назад +13

      I actually have a pre test I need to finish by tomorrow

    • @souIjaah
      @souIjaah 4 года назад +8

      💀💀💀

    • @kermitzefrog1163
      @kermitzefrog1163 4 года назад +4

      Nah that's more of a just getting in or out of bed thought.

  • @FraserFilms21
    @FraserFilms21 4 года назад +587

    Shower thought: Every time you cough/sneeze, it is synchronized to atleast one random person

    • @prwedros4883
      @prwedros4883 4 года назад +10

      Its not impossible for only one person to sneeze though

    • @jayaz4299
      @jayaz4299 4 года назад +3

      @@prwedros4883 you dont get it dont you?

    • @pb_x
      @pb_x 4 года назад +9

      N1kc_ Exacts true, but considering there are 8 billion humans on earth and humans aren’t the only animals that can sneeze, the odds of a single living entity sneezing with no other random living thing sneezing at the same time is so low that there isn’t a point to your comment

    • @kamhrl
      @kamhrl 4 года назад +1

      Dont you die for a second when you sneeze?

    • @ibrahimdirie8148
      @ibrahimdirie8148 4 года назад +1

      Daylight Dreamer YT *_wut_*

  • @roxc1170
    @roxc1170 4 года назад +1947

    “You can’t move your top teeth”
    My grandma: *takes out dentures*

  • @TheFreebomb
    @TheFreebomb 3 года назад +86

    “Before the invention of phones, the question: “Where are you” , has probably never been asked”
    - people in the stone age playing hide and seek: ._.

  • @infraism34
    @infraism34 5 лет назад +10533

    Shower Thought: You’ve never watched a full movie unless you don’t blink

    • @lashgum9834
      @lashgum9834 5 лет назад +935

      No, you can pause the movie Everytime you gotta blink

    • @YktVerti
      @YktVerti 5 лет назад +361

      Ashieee Fox how do you know you’ll blink at the right time ?

    • @sam-ps6wd
      @sam-ps6wd 5 лет назад +289

      @Ashieee Fox but then you’d have to pause it like every 5 seconds

    • @earthinthecomments4944
      @earthinthecomments4944 5 лет назад +152

      suzie sassy nailz But then you still watched the full movie

    • @sam-ps6wd
      @sam-ps6wd 5 лет назад +88

      @Earth in the comments it would take like 30 hours to finish it tho

  • @archer8879
    @archer8879 3 года назад +1614

    Shower thought: Sleeping and waking up is basically one long blink

    • @scissor_hands4296
      @scissor_hands4296 3 года назад +115

      @JordyPordy 23 because your phone comes back to life and the animal is dead forever

    • @scissor_hands4296
      @scissor_hands4296 3 года назад +10

      @JordyPordy 23 Indeed

    • @ZenfulHaze
      @ZenfulHaze 3 года назад +24

      @@scissor_hands4296 idk how to react to the fact that somebody actually needed you to make that point. wowie...

    • @ZenfulHaze
      @ZenfulHaze 3 года назад +2

      @@scissor_hands4296 oh, he's a kid, that kind of makes sense, i guess (?) o.O

    • @glittervlogsae2121
      @glittervlogsae2121 3 года назад +1

      Underrated

  • @kyalovibes4295
    @kyalovibes4295 4 года назад +941

    Shower thought: People say don't talk to strangers but that's how we make friends.

  • @blazeplays5097
    @blazeplays5097 3 года назад +29

    New theory for what happens after death: We rewatch our life over and over. Actually, if that's true, you don't know how many times you've relived this moment.

    • @girl_from_everywhere
      @girl_from_everywhere 3 года назад +2

      And that would be where deja vu comes from.

    • @Aris_W
      @Aris_W 3 года назад +2

      @@girl_from_everywhere and the mandela effect

    • @Logannnnnnnnnnn
      @Logannnnnnnnnnn 3 года назад +3

      I don’t mind that theory really I know some people are scared of it but i thinks it’s better then just darkness or something. But I also don’t like it because then I’ll have to relive many deaths of my loved ones.

  • @victoriaramirez7037
    @victoriaramirez7037 4 года назад +2733

    *shower thought:* the moment you're born is basically like a "face reveal" to your parents.

    • @stanbtsandblackpink129
      @stanbtsandblackpink129 4 года назад +123

      And my parents we probably disappointed with what they saw xD

    • @christopherdinoguy8346
      @christopherdinoguy8346 4 года назад +95

      And an unboxing for the parents.

    • @gehazelmuse1507
      @gehazelmuse1507 4 года назад +25

      Oh Shit 🤔💯

    • @bungeegum8792
      @bungeegum8792 4 года назад +33

      😱well that explains why they looked scared

    • @phantom4577
      @phantom4577 4 года назад +18

      Victoria Ramirez The moment you’re born, you already own the government a lot of money.

  • @GusBoone
    @GusBoone 5 лет назад +774

    This guy: Before phones, people probably never asked "where are you?"
    Telegraphs: *I'm bouta end this mans whole career.*

    • @guacman5233
      @guacman5233 5 лет назад +22

      Sunz blind people 😟

    • @anthonywalls692
      @anthonywalls692 5 лет назад +14

      Hide and seek much

    • @aminazzzz
      @aminazzzz 5 лет назад +5

      Did this dude forget about letters?

    • @dhfghdesfgrdg6917
      @dhfghdesfgrdg6917 5 лет назад +3

      Amina Knows best how would you send a letter without knowing where they are

    • @GusBoone
      @GusBoone 5 лет назад +1

      @@aminazzzz With letters you need to know the address lmfao

  • @maddir4933
    @maddir4933 4 года назад +2486

    shower thought: when we mow the lawn, we are shaving the earth

    • @charlenetownsend7681
      @charlenetownsend7681 4 года назад +125

      But the earth is a ball so that must mean it has a BROTHER?

    • @_froskkk_58
      @_froskkk_58 4 года назад +69

      @@charlenetownsend7681 OH MY GOD-

    • @melody-or1bv
      @melody-or1bv 4 года назад +46

      Charlene Townsend NO JUST NO 😭😭

    • @The_Cheezit_Man
      @The_Cheezit_Man 4 года назад +27

      Charlene Townsend but that would mean that if like the smell of fresh cut grass, you actually like the smell fresh cut earth pubic hair. ;-;

    • @kalechips7534
      @kalechips7534 4 года назад +14

      Charlene Townsend oh wow u guys r all just wow

  • @ef5tornade
    @ef5tornade 3 года назад +17

    The eye of a hurricane is actually the calmest spot in a hurricane almost 0 wind and sometimes it’s sunny but in the other hand the eye wall around the eye has the strongest winds in the entire storm

  • @anupamaraianvirai1183
    @anupamaraianvirai1183 4 года назад +636

    Him : sleeping is just starring at your eyelids for eight hours.
    People who sleep with their eyes open : *You dare underestimate my power*

  • @daronpopin9881
    @daronpopin9881 5 лет назад +370

    "speaking of cleaning you should really clean your glasses right now"
    Me: *how* *did* *you* *kn*-

  • @ranken5936
    @ranken5936 5 лет назад +968

    "The question: "Where are you?" was probably never asked.".
    People who play hide and seek: Sure ...

  • @knightmare510
    @knightmare510 2 года назад +191

    Shower thought-
    You aren't actually afraid of the dark, you're afraid of the things in the dark.

    • @nuetralkitty58
      @nuetralkitty58 2 года назад

      GMM song reference?

    • @Bazingler
      @Bazingler 2 года назад

      This is on every comment section ever please stop I’m begging you

    • @knightmare510
      @knightmare510 2 года назад

      @@Bazingler hmm

    • @nuetralkitty58
      @nuetralkitty58 2 года назад

      @@Bazingler Who are you referring to? 🤔

    • @Bazingler
      @Bazingler 2 года назад +2

      @@nuetralkitty58 there’s literally a comment above you saying the same thing.
      “Shower thought:
      You’re not afraid of being alone in your house, you’re afraid of NOT being alone in your house”

  • @siennacacador6948
    @siennacacador6948 4 года назад +6842

    Shower thought: if everyone in the world blinked at the same time, no one would know........

    • @hxgorr6652
      @hxgorr6652 4 года назад +186

      Sienna Cacador unless it was filmed ! *Mind Explosion* boom.

    • @jeremiepigeon
      @jeremiepigeon 4 года назад +251

      @@hxgorr6652 how the fuck would you film every person in the world huh?

    • @ValentinodeHaas
      @ValentinodeHaas 4 года назад +178

      @@jeremiepigeon well everyone has their own FBI agent so...........

    • @thevoidgamer7059
      @thevoidgamer7059 4 года назад +85

      @@ValentinodeHaas What a out The FBI agents? They're humans as well

    • @ValentinodeHaas
      @ValentinodeHaas 4 года назад +19

      @@thevoidgamer7059 no

  • @cozycarmine3803
    @cozycarmine3803 4 года назад +360

    Shower thought: When you jump you fall for half a second, and when you walk you're just catching yourself from tripping over and over again.

    • @mr.noaudio94
      @mr.noaudio94 4 года назад +3

      Ya lost me

    • @zero.0972
      @zero.0972 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂. Yea no shit

    • @tobi_ass3278
      @tobi_ass3278 4 года назад +1

      now i wont be able to walk normally for 7 minutes

    • @bingbong6176
      @bingbong6176 4 года назад

      When you run you’re just jumping forward with one foot then the other over and over again

    • @K4DETHB
      @K4DETHB 4 года назад

      I'm bouta trip, no I'm fine, it's gonna happen again, I caught myself

  • @chal_bajo5885
    @chal_bajo5885 5 лет назад +10751

    Aperture: *has shower thoughts*
    His shampoo bottles: yo this man got a point
    Edit: Why tf do I have so many likes

    • @scriptedjava9265
      @scriptedjava9265 5 лет назад +60

      Lmao

    • @dee2109
      @dee2109 5 лет назад +17

      @@lightningstudios113 shut up you just ruined the whole point of this comment

    • @vol230
      @vol230 5 лет назад +32

      @@dee2109 what did he say?

    • @julsssldvc864
      @julsssldvc864 5 лет назад +4

      Dang im fucking fifth

    • @dee2109
      @dee2109 5 лет назад +5

      @@vol230 he said something about spiders which had nothing to do with it

  • @gustavbinken
    @gustavbinken Год назад +3

    I’v been listening to you so i can sleep for years now. This week i got diagnosed with MS. My life just changed. It Will never be the same, but the words you said about
    ”sometimes good things happen and sometimes bad things happen, we just gotta play with the Cards we’ve been given”
    That really spoke to me. Thank you

  • @sarahmodalla
    @sarahmodalla 4 года назад +267

    Shower thought: you can’t think about the next thing you will think about because you will already be thinking it

  • @xabahava3026
    @xabahava3026 5 лет назад +380

    him: u scrolling doesn't mean u moved anything
    me: *scrolles down for some reason*

  • @rat7346
    @rat7346 4 года назад +709

    Shower thought: History class will only get harder and harder

  • @oscarscadds36
    @oscarscadds36 2 года назад +49

    Shower Thought: “Are you asleep?” Is the only question you can never truthfully answer yes to.

    • @NeverEndingFire13
      @NeverEndingFire13 2 года назад +1

      *laughs in dreams*

    • @vadenlow5953
      @vadenlow5953 2 года назад

      "Are you mute? "Are you going to stay silent?" "Are you divisible by 0?"

    • @NeverEndingFire13
      @NeverEndingFire13 2 года назад

      @@vadenlow5953 you can type yes in the chat, you can nod your head, um idk about that last one

    • @vibrantebony
      @vibrantebony Год назад +4

      ‘Are you dead?’ You can’t answer yes or no 😮

    • @Ryan-iu3tq
      @Ryan-iu3tq Год назад

      Are you dead

  • @3960xRocks
    @3960xRocks 4 года назад +796

    Shower thought: Sleep is just time travel to breakfast.

  • @averagemonke4428
    @averagemonke4428 5 лет назад +1518

    *And We are Weird*
    **Tick-Tock ad pop up**
    Me: seems about right

    • @brunomcleod
      @brunomcleod 5 лет назад +68

      The fact you spelt it tick tock made it even better

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 лет назад +23

      @@brunomcleod it doesn't deserve such respect

    • @davis3816
      @davis3816 5 лет назад +9

      @@lmao.3661 You right

    • @Astitva
      @Astitva 5 лет назад +4

      You mean qisjaksja ad

    • @chinteshwarbabu9165
      @chinteshwarbabu9165 5 лет назад +2

      😂

  • @kpopfrog9917
    @kpopfrog9917 4 года назад +1409

    Shower thought: The moment we are born is the moment we start to die

    • @artdaze
      @artdaze 4 года назад +99

      I CAN'T HANDLE THESE COMMENTS ANYMORE I FEEL LIKE DEATH IS CLOSE NOW😭💀

    • @gillesfou
      @gillesfou 4 года назад +22

      I don't what to say

    • @artdaze
      @artdaze 4 года назад +9

      @@gillesfou 😶

    • @gillesfou
      @gillesfou 4 года назад +16

      Seriously i wanted to reply something but i don't what to say

    • @artdaze
      @artdaze 4 года назад +7

      @@gillesfou Lmao it's all good bro

  • @thatweirdgirlnextdoor6196
    @thatweirdgirlnextdoor6196 3 года назад +158

    Shower thought: why is grey called grey and not light black unlike other colors which have a light version

    • @zarthy4169
      @zarthy4169 3 года назад +23

      And Pink is called Pink, rather than Light Red.

    • @sunnirobertson4316
      @sunnirobertson4316 3 года назад +6

      And purple is purple, not dark red

    • @iwbmo
      @iwbmo 3 года назад +15

      why not dark white

    • @shaunjimbangan1166
      @shaunjimbangan1166 3 года назад +2

      @@zarthy4169 "No, it is light ish red"

    • @arzafatima234
      @arzafatima234 3 года назад +1

      Grey can also be called dark white

  • @codislife3095
    @codislife3095 3 года назад +881

    "Aging has a 100% mortality rate"
    Queen Elizabeth: *and I took that personally*

  • @oussama.b8939
    @oussama.b8939 4 года назад +769

    Shower thought: you can’t say “I’m dead” without lying

    • @jamesmathew6164
      @jamesmathew6164 4 года назад +32

      video games lol

    • @76e85
      @76e85 4 года назад +22

      @j you respawn in video games, soo..
      Minecraft Hardcore: *-respawn-* about that..

    • @g4merkakyoin
      @g4merkakyoin 4 года назад +4

      @@jamesmathew6164 that's not true, it's just the color of your screen changing.

    • @danielwoods8263
      @danielwoods8263 4 года назад +2

      Unless you simulate consciousness

    • @lain7758
      @lain7758 4 года назад +2

      Neither that you "can't speak".

  • @allister6092
    @allister6092 4 года назад +237

    "Everything is always trying to kill you"
    My toilet seat: SH-T THEY'VE FOUND OUT OUR SECRET! ABORT ABORT!!

  • @jonathan-zo9nh
    @jonathan-zo9nh 3 года назад +32

    Shower thought:
    When you pointed a flashlight at the night sky the light would still be traveling into instellar space and into the cosmos

    • @ImMatthewGodzilla
      @ImMatthewGodzilla 2 года назад +1

      Wanna know sum?

    • @ImMatthewGodzilla
      @ImMatthewGodzilla 2 года назад +2

      The light you shined into the night sky is probably still traveling through space even after you took it off

    • @_Umbrael_
      @_Umbrael_ Год назад +4

      You wanna know something? The refraction of the light on the air particles in the atmosphere will prevent any normal flashlight's light from reaching space. And even it if does, it won't get far.

  • @planet9437
    @planet9437 5 лет назад +644

    I’ve got another one: When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

    • @ivana-oc5bo
      @ivana-oc5bo 5 лет назад +52

      Huh. That’s right. Because the present is the future’s past and we’re constantly effecting it. (Jesus Christ typing this made me cringe.)

    • @Plantey
      @Plantey 5 лет назад +3

      W T F

    • @montyeyesclosed
      @montyeyesclosed 5 лет назад +17

      That's because whatever you do in the present is what is always meant to be. But if you change something in the past, the butterfly effect may change your present. That's why they worry about it.

    • @JamesMecs
      @JamesMecs 5 лет назад +3

      Nah bro thts just some edgy snowflake shit u read.

    • @iann51
      @iann51 5 лет назад

      its because the past is mostly something people have information about therefore people have more control and is more predictable, the future is something that people have no information about therefore highly unpredictable

  • @7GHOST.
    @7GHOST. 4 года назад +7002

    *Shower thought* : *When a baby is born it beats the record of the youngest person alive...*

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 года назад +221

      This is like everyones first shower thought

    • @ceboula6871
      @ceboula6871 4 года назад +146

      I never thought about it...🤔

    • @abemurillo2931
      @abemurillo2931 4 года назад +50

      I've thought about that

    • @mrmunch5615
      @mrmunch5615 4 года назад +111

      So twins break the record at the same time?
      Edit: A lot of people are saying no.

    • @Angybirb
      @Angybirb 4 года назад +11

      Hmm

  • @Wardog-pl9yw
    @Wardog-pl9yw 5 лет назад +1639

    Shower thought : sex is basically transferring unborn kids to a different person

    • @aub9769
      @aub9769 5 лет назад +16

      Gataar not always

    • @cassandraa
      @cassandraa 5 лет назад +108

      So basically,the men are the one’s delivering the baby *im guessing*

    • @yum396
      @yum396 5 лет назад +31

      Have you heard of a condom

    • @kitazune9950
      @kitazune9950 5 лет назад +31

      Actually, no! Without the woman, the spermatozoïde is only a cell. Just like any other but when it meets the ovaries, then it becomes a child... We learned that once

    • @movvvn
      @movvvn 5 лет назад +11

      Its like trading “ Ima give you this disappointing kid for that funny child”

  • @potatofryes
    @potatofryes Год назад +2

    “how cute you often hear that life is a roller coaster, and i get it feels like it. but when you're on a roller coaster aren't the downhill parts the most fun.” I don't know but I laughed 😭

    • @potatofryes
      @potatofryes Год назад

      i laughed but the emoji that i used is “😭” ......

  • @i_hate_meinvis5379
    @i_hate_meinvis5379 5 лет назад +1443

    Shower thoughts: everyone you've ever imagined probably exists, existed or will exist.

    • @snooppp8873
      @snooppp8873 5 лет назад +77

      So long ago someone probably thought of us

    • @marklleshi3383
      @marklleshi3383 5 лет назад +28

      frickin shrek they probably didn’t think of us exactly but maybe like their great great grandkids of something

    • @snooppp8873
      @snooppp8873 5 лет назад +5

      @@marklleshi3383 ahh yes

    • @milaliah
      @milaliah 5 лет назад +8

      *or has stopped existing.*

    • @bangchanslaptop8666
      @bangchanslaptop8666 5 лет назад +4

      so like inklings and octolings???

  • @trevorfox3759
    @trevorfox3759 5 лет назад +478

    *sleep is just looking at your eyelids for 8 hours straight*
    **Laughs in school**

    • @AA-jc4cu
      @AA-jc4cu 5 лет назад +3

      Ridiculoo loool i swear i'm watching this comment in school

    • @thecarwithinternetaccess7952
      @thecarwithinternetaccess7952 5 лет назад +1

      “watching this comment”

    • @bigblackballsack64209
      @bigblackballsack64209 5 лет назад

      I was about to put this exact comment. Lmao.

    • @trevorfox3759
      @trevorfox3759 5 лет назад

      I wANT moRE lIkEs >:(

    • @jackht9
      @jackht9 5 лет назад

      Ridiculoo it’s been 3 days my friend, you shall receive what you wish.

  • @jmz7
    @jmz7 4 года назад +360

    "Your lungs are constantly trying to kill you"
    Me: *heavy breathing*

    • @gurtbag
      @gurtbag 4 года назад +9

      Asthma be like

    • @reli7221
      @reli7221 4 года назад +5

      NutsNHoney I have it lol I can die if I breath harder than you but I won’t do that

    • @reli7221
      @reli7221 4 года назад +3

      NutsNHoney it throughout time tho

    • @Sapphireskittles
      @Sapphireskittles 4 года назад +1

      Same. If you suddenly become self aware of breathing, it gets harder :p

    • @ari__1703
      @ari__1703 4 года назад

      same

  • @Tumama32
    @Tumama32 2 года назад +11

    As soon as bro said something about breathing I instantly started manually breathing 🤣

  • @monke8359
    @monke8359 4 года назад +4756

    I feel like I’ve just learned everything and nothing at the same time

  • @hartsgd9172
    @hartsgd9172 5 лет назад +356

    Shower thought: The first 18 years of your life is basically a free trial, and then after that it’s pay per month.

  • @Ramscomics
    @Ramscomics 4 года назад +370

    Shower thought: Life is one big preparation for death.

    • @Potato436_
      @Potato436_ 4 года назад +5

      That’s just a fact

    • @Milosmistake
      @Milosmistake 4 года назад +1

      Huh

    • @sleepykasaa
      @sleepykasaa 4 года назад +2

      ・O・

    • @Ashley-rs3gz
      @Ashley-rs3gz 4 года назад +2

      Damn..

    • @rayansgalaxy9848
      @rayansgalaxy9848 4 года назад +3

      Yeah like you thought of this and there were no people called egyptians. THEIR LIFE WAS CENTERED ON THAT FACT

  • @keziaplayz8015
    @keziaplayz8015 3 года назад +32

    Shower thought: What if “humans” are actually fairy’s, and gravity is the timer for how long you can fly. Jumping is really flying.

    • @ImMatthewGodzilla
      @ImMatthewGodzilla 2 года назад

      I techinically flew once cuz when i was younger i jumped and it lasted for a good 3 seconds
      Gravity please work for once

  • @nouvelle147
    @nouvelle147 5 лет назад +446

    "We spent a third of our lives sleeping."
    Me with a 3 days of no-sleep: "yeeahh..."

    • @LanceWillMakeIt
      @LanceWillMakeIt 5 лет назад +5

      hope you have the best sleep ever when it happens 🙃 take care bro

    • @dasuslord
      @dasuslord 5 лет назад +12

      3 days of no sleep is nothing compared to all the other times you've slept in your life

    • @real6562
      @real6562 5 лет назад +2

      @@dasuslord Undertale?...

    • @Polar-sl7sy
      @Polar-sl7sy 5 лет назад +5

      da sus lord well they haven’t slept so they don’t realize that

    • @fluffypanda2339
      @fluffypanda2339 5 лет назад

      𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘇 𝘁𝗵𝗼.

  • @landingman2577
    @landingman2577 3 года назад +688

    Shower thought:
    Where's that towel, I got soap in my eye.

  • @epicninja2632
    @epicninja2632 4 года назад +1802

    Shower thought: if Pinocchio told people his nose grows when he tells the truth, he would be lying and his nose would grow making them think he was telling the truth.

    • @randomfangirl2503
      @randomfangirl2503 4 года назад +106

      genius

    • @turbocharger474
      @turbocharger474 4 года назад +125

      You just blew my mind

    • @faksy2187
      @faksy2187 4 года назад +22

      but if he said that he's nose would grow so they wouldn't believe

    • @epicninja2632
      @epicninja2632 4 года назад +104

      @@faksy2187 He told them that his nose grows if he tell the *truth* .... And since that is a lie, yes his nose would grow. But he told them that his nose only grew when he told the truth, not lies. So they would think that it is true.
      (I didn’t think I’d have to explain this)

    • @yee9975
      @yee9975 4 года назад +7

      Wow, this is such a copied comment.

  • @Maayrakk
    @Maayrakk 3 года назад +8

    6:19
    “ you should really clean your glasses right now”
    Me:removes glasses and checks
    Also me:how did you know

    • @ItalianFwog
      @ItalianFwog Год назад +1

      IDK BUT IT SCARES ME CUZ THEY *WERE* CRUSTY AF

  • @cyruspogi4392
    @cyruspogi4392 4 года назад +453

    Shower thought: in games you can see nametags of your teammates, but in real life you can't see nametags so basically everyone is your enemy

  • @riverunconfirmed
    @riverunconfirmed 4 года назад +874

    “Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they’ll be together forever”
    Bold of you to assume I’ll get married.

    • @memerlandd
      @memerlandd 4 года назад +50

      "this bloodline ends with me" ahahahhaa🤧🤧

    • @JessieArt
      @JessieArt 4 года назад +4

      Hahahhaha

    • @Ellievan01
      @Ellievan01 4 года назад +6

      Very bold indeed

    • @susanharp9443
      @susanharp9443 4 года назад +22

      bold of you to assume it'll be a girl

    • @omni8568
      @omni8568 4 года назад +3

      Bruh

  • @youknowkc2209
    @youknowkc2209 4 года назад +559

    Shower thought: Imagine how many photos you’re in the background of.
    Shower thought: Everywhere you go you will see someone you never knew existed.

    • @rainbowzgrqce
      @rainbowzgrqce 4 года назад +30

      Hoy crap..

    • @pinkcherry9695
      @pinkcherry9695 4 года назад +53

      I would love to see myself in the background of someone else's photo tbh

    • @youknowkc2209
      @youknowkc2209 4 года назад +25

      Yeah but you could be doing anything in the background of that photo

    • @brooklynrae4
      @brooklynrae4 4 года назад +17

      None Bc I never go outside

    • @heywhatsup9900
      @heywhatsup9900 4 года назад +8

      @@pinkcherry9695 I would too if I wasn't built like danny devito

  • @hana.7566
    @hana.7566 2 года назад +10

    Shower thought: Most of the time when we dream, we don't know what's gonna happen. So there's like 2 parts of you, the audience and the film maker

  • @dark_regent2151
    @dark_regent2151 5 лет назад +12965

    Shower thought: When you see this comment someone else could be reading it with you at the same time

  • @stephencurry3502
    @stephencurry3502 3 года назад +2765

    If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

    • @whiteshadow8258
      @whiteshadow8258 3 года назад +107

      Two people have achieved it....

    • @adorbsxgigiw9346
      @adorbsxgigiw9346 3 года назад +40

      Wait doesn't someone have to drop ham and toppings....
      •W•

    • @KururuMukino
      @KururuMukino 3 года назад +79

      @@adorbsxgigiw9346 the humans and animals are the ham or pork ir whatever and the grass the trees are the vegetable

    • @adorbsxgigiw9346
      @adorbsxgigiw9346 3 года назад +8

      @@KururuMukino Oh Oki lol

    • @anjanisinghbisen9706
      @anjanisinghbisen9706 3 года назад +27

      I have been dropping my bread on the floor everyday hoping to make a sandwicj

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 5 лет назад +147

    “The question of ‘where are you?’ has never been asked before phones”
    Darkness: am I a joke to you?

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 5 лет назад +1

      Yep.

    • @ThatGuyChoco
      @ThatGuyChoco 5 лет назад +4

      *hide and seek has joined the chat*

    • @monkey3553
      @monkey3553 5 лет назад +1

      CYBERXPLAGUE bruh I was just about to say that...

    • @monkey3553
      @monkey3553 5 лет назад

      But for real what if your looking for someone that is hiding and u ask where are you like a friend and you’re playing and u hear them but u don’t know where...

    • @gloryy8862
      @gloryy8862 5 лет назад +2

      blindness: am i a joke to you?

  • @makingmemesat3AM
    @makingmemesat3AM Год назад +1

    "No british King has ever used the internet"
    Charles III: *"WELL HELLO THERE"*

  • @HeavyShores
    @HeavyShores 5 лет назад +523

    Every e in “mercedes” is pronounced differently
    Pacific Ocean: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our fight will be legendary!

    • @gewawdypooh
      @gewawdypooh 5 лет назад +9

      TeMarion Marshall I don’t get it

    • @Gavkar_
      @Gavkar_ 5 лет назад +45

      The Mighty Alfredo every c is pronounced differently

    • @phobia9293
      @phobia9293 5 лет назад +30

      Australia: 🤔

    • @gewawdypooh
      @gewawdypooh 5 лет назад +5

      Gforce Legend ohhh

    • @ohspice614
      @ohspice614 5 лет назад +13

      @Robin Stawinski The C in Pac is pronounced as "sss" while the C in Ocean is pronounced as "shh"

  • @article580
    @article580 4 года назад +348

    “365 birthdays for 8 billion different people” Leap year: *am I a joke to you*

    • @dani_moo_
      @dani_moo_ 4 года назад +3

      Omg lollllllllllll

    • @m_artroom
      @m_artroom 4 года назад +18

      My friend is born on leap year, she’s 3

    • @m_artroom
      @m_artroom 4 года назад

      @@henrywong2224

    • @anuj656
      @anuj656 4 года назад +8

      Hey, so is anyone of you born on 4th of sept?
      Like if you are not.

    • @lilytrantham1405
      @lilytrantham1405 4 года назад +3

      @@anuj656 *^* i see what you did there

  • @thehottoast
    @thehottoast 4 года назад +1238

    Shower thought: Talking is actually you just breathing out in a fancy way.

    • @xxx_g3tr3kt_xxx11
      @xxx_g3tr3kt_xxx11 4 года назад +49

      Remmar Prudente Shower thought: Talking is actually just random noises in sync, which is basically what language is.

    • @volcanicwyvern1013
      @volcanicwyvern1013 4 года назад +6

      O:

    • @lisapizzo4643
      @lisapizzo4643 4 года назад +2

      yep

    • @jh3305
      @jh3305 4 года назад +3

      Not really

    • @prettiermoon
      @prettiermoon 4 года назад +8

      Not really, your vocal cords are also vibrating

  • @rjiwaniec2716
    @rjiwaniec2716 2 года назад +6

    ‘’ no British ruling king has used the internet” well timed

  • @cloudy_c
    @cloudy_c 4 года назад +366

    Shower thought: If two mind readers are reading each other’s mind’s, who’s mind are they reading?
    Me: S T O P MY BRAIN IS NOT READY

    • @saphyra9243
      @saphyra9243 4 года назад +21

      Personally whenever I get asked this my answer is always “None of them are reading anything because if you think about it, (you and I for example) you are trying to read my mind first right? At that moment you are not thinking of anything because your focus is to read my mind. If I decided to read your mind that exact moment as well then (as said before) i’m not thinking of anything. BUT if there was something that they were reading it would kinda be the same thought of 💭 I want to read their mind 💭 {Sorry if this makes no sense}

    • @cherrycola1034
      @cherrycola1034 4 года назад +5

      @@saphyra9243 B R O

    • @gujju_cousins8550
      @gujju_cousins8550 4 года назад +7

      Saphyra JeanMichel actually, they would be reading each other’s minds about how they’re trying to read each other’s minds. But if they’re both reading each other’s minds then it’s just an infinite cycle, and they’re reading their own mind and the other person’s mind at the same time. Yeah, pretty weird.

    • @saphyra9243
      @saphyra9243 4 года назад

      Gujju_ Cousins ohhh that makes sense too :>

    • @FiveLawrence
      @FiveLawrence 4 года назад +1

      @@saphyra9243 yep they cancel each other out because if doing the exact same thing at the same time I get it

  • @alexproductions8274
    @alexproductions8274 4 года назад +433

    Shower thought: if we think aliens exist, don't the aliens we think exist think that we are aliens too.

    • @kantoverified
      @kantoverified 4 года назад +6

      That's what an alien is a living thing from another planet

    • @heartlessguy8668
      @heartlessguy8668 4 года назад +1

      No dur

    • @HerHusband.
      @HerHusband. 4 года назад +6

      Alien is another word for foreigner so yes

    • @katelyn9683
      @katelyn9683 4 года назад +2

      I had a heart attack reading that

    • @grapes9771
      @grapes9771 4 года назад +3

      I don’t understand when people say aliens don’t exist when it’s almost impossible for them to not be real

  • @programmiererin
    @programmiererin 5 лет назад +1232

    Shower thought: Every time we go to sleep we kind of time travel to the next morning.

    • @whykoffee4635
      @whykoffee4635 5 лет назад +13

      Uniquorn OMG GENIUS kinda

    • @lilpea8749
      @lilpea8749 4 года назад +5

      @Uniquorn ooo

    • @utc428
      @utc428 4 года назад +24

      Bro that's lowkey true because whenever I'm sleep and don't have a dream it feels like I woke up like a few minutes later

    • @ryderstanton8489
      @ryderstanton8489 4 года назад +6

      Me:
      *doesn't sleep*
      Uniquorn:
      You weren't supposed to do that

    • @fredar1217
      @fredar1217 4 года назад +6

      everytime i know my parents are asleep i wonder if its already morning for them and if i wake them up its back to where i am. Idk it sounds dumb

  • @9_1.1
    @9_1.1 2 года назад +4

    “no ruling british king has ever used the internet” might wanna change that part