Ozzy Man Reviews: Boat Fails
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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2021
- Here's me commentary on boat fails and other nautical related bungles. BUY MERCH here: ozzymanshop.com/ hope you're having a mint weekend ya legends!
Source Videos:
1. Ejected from Boat (Jukin Media): tinyurl.com/sc2bvxvh
2. Helicopter Towboat Crash (@deckyquinn): tinyurl.com/j89n3a293.
3. Trust Falls (Jukin Media): tinyurl.com/4k8jf542
4. Drunk Sheila Falls (5_frog_margin on Reddit): tinyurl.com/fhhahs7h
5. Boat Parking fail (Jukin Media): tinyurl.com/adfut9eh
6. Monkey Piracy (Jukin Media): tinyurl.com/5bwnsm76
7. Bleeding Boat (MrDeluxe24 on Reddit): tinyurl.com/vj2yaue4
8. Blue Boat Crash (ViralHog): tinyurl.com/pjkx87py
9. EverGreen Clips (Suez Canal Authority): tinyurl.com/pnwm6r9j & tinyurl.com/ykz7wcb4
10: Tugboat Anchor (AWNL): tinyurl.com/4zmdxjcf
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Bloody hell, that chopper accident could’ve ended way more bloody
That was about the dumbest thing I've ever seen lol. Not sure what they thought would happen.
That guy was trying to impress the babes.
I was honestly most worried about the first one. She fell off the front of the boat, active propeller in the back. I've known people to die from that.
I literally gasped at that moment. I wasn't expecting it to be that bad
@@pierredelecto7069 Something like this, perhaps? ruclips.net/video/wgeL_ty-IeE/видео.html I'm quite sure it was pilot error. Didn't ease into it, just went full on.
“Our boat stalled should we call another boat to tow us?”
“Nah fuck it let’s call my buddy, he can tow us out in his chopper”
Get da choppa into da water, NOW!!!
Shall we get the boat out.
Looks at helicopter plunge into the sea.
Nah, waters a bit choppy.
Someone watched too many 80s action movies I think.
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He didn’t have massive balls to go with his massive chopper
"That's what happens when you don't trust the ocean, you end up doing an aquatic variation of the worm" 🤣🤣🤣
Straight to destination fucked
😂😂😂😂😂
guy nearly headbutts the motor
Timbo and the bikini Sheilas are the true legends of boating fails
"It's weird how drunk people enjoy being stupid"
I was looking for this comment.. smack an extra thumb if you were drunk when you got here..
@@niharikaprasad4591 I was drunk when I got here! 'Slipped' and hit the down vote for what looks like a generic like-seeking comment. 😐
Not being a native inglish speaker i heard "it's weird how junk people enjoy begin stupid".
Ayy sober guy.
Its weird how stupid people enjoy being drunk.
"The chopper's weak as piss" got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So did the chopper
100th like
"I'd just let her go; test her buoyancy" LMAO!!! All his comments are Evergreen!
😂😂😂😂😂
Boat Fails, an evergreen subject. Well played.
😂🤣
"The only thing hanging loose are his teeth". I'm dead.
From the moment I saw that silly hand gesture I knew he was gonna face plant... face moss? Faseaweed?
"let her go and test her buoyancy" DUDE LMAO I SPIT MY DRINK
That drunk girl smiling while falling made my day lmao
Ozzy Man is one of the greatest news anchors of our time.
The guy who wanted to drag the boat out of water: My ideas are beyond your understanding.
I haven’t been this early since my first time with a Sheila.
So last tuesday?
@@7burnitdown ouch 😆
Honest 👍🏻🇮🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸👊🏻☘✝
Sheila are men in drag.... Look it up 😆
@@yongyea4147 yeah I looked it up its either an old Latin name for cila or what the ausies called a women of Irish decent in the 1800s nothing about deceptacons.
Helicopter guy to his insurance company: “It was a big shark that pulled us in. Yeah, naw...It wasn’t us trying to tow a boat. Jaws 2, you saw that one, eh? Well it was just like that. Maybe bigger. You’re gonna cover that, right?”
🎶we are farmers🎶 bum da da bum bum bum!!!
Yeah nah
Source: am insurance agent
“.... it’s bleeding boat blood” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost it
2:10 are we going to ignore that a one-legged man needs to help that wasted sheila out of the water?
Did not notice that!
He told her to hop in.
@@Daniel-Weaver 😂😂😂 You ticket to hell has just been successfully booked. Enjoy your stay.
Good point. She's legless, he's halfway to joining her.
Yea I'm sure he's been in worse situations and is obviously way better off than the drunk lady 😂
I saw a rather humorous meme featuring Evergreen: "You may make mistakes, but at least they're not usually 'we can see your mistake from space' bad" :D
0:25
That was by far the FUNNIEST THING I’ve seen all day.
“That chopper was weak as piss”⚰️⚰️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I busted out laughing when she nonchalantly rolls over into the water @ 1:56 lol
As a Mexican let me say that the translation at the beginning was a bit off but I was laughing too hard to care
@I. Song The correct translation is "Andres and the pilot quickly escape before the machine sinks". :)
in southamerica the spanyards are often mocked up for being retards when it comes to tech stuff
@@brandonizaguirre2963 so basically Ozzyman pretty much nailed it!
Did you hear about the Mexican that was applying for his American green card? As part of the test he had to use green, pink and yellow in a sentence.
Mexican: The phone go green green, I pink it up and I say "yellow"
Just to be fair, what's the first word you hear when you leave convicts on an island for 200 years?
"G'Day"
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I'm an Aussie and I laughed at that and the rest of the joke too !! Good one mate !! 👍🇦🇺🍻😂😂😂🦘
0:28 Thank you closed captioning. "Horrifying helicopter crashing into ocean sound."
0:52 OMG your commentary on this kid!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Love you Ozzy Man!💕
"Doing an aquatic variation of the worm" had me going. LOL Bboy would be proud if it was on water.
Ozzyman knows how to make me happy
1:17 I like that this dude put his leg out like he's gonna stop the force of a boat
"Pirate monkeys are boarding!" That is not something I would ever expect to have happen to me on a leisurely tour of a river, so it's kind of odd to think it's probably pretty common elsewhere in the world. 🌎😋
Who knew monkeys could swim? I think the SEALs could do w/ some helper monkeys, ya think? 😁
Hit them with the paddle.
@@lariler2
With like 10 monkey around you and very limited movement?
Not a good idea mate. you might be able to get one or two but after that they'll swarm you. Angry monkies are savage.
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說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。
他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木）來調味食物煮的時候 1618800657
Having been mugged by monkeys in asia on more than one occasion I am always in a state of monkey alert whenever I go there. No food, no shiny objects, no eye contact! Monkeys are complete bastards...
"It's bleeding boat blood."
Maybe it's that time of the month
Still, the all time greatest boat fails still plays on Ozzy Man's outro Moments of Fame.
You would be forever remembered Timbo and your need for speed.
I’ve been watching ozzy man for 4 years and I’m still dying of laughter 😂
I know he's the best :D
"Monkey Piracy" is GOLD.
It is my new go-to phrase. So many applications....
Lmao. Let her go. Test her buoyancy. 😅🤣
We all need a badass, Spanish helicopter dude in our lives
Yeah, nah, I'm good.
I always feel a bit woozy when I see boat blood.
"There goes your bond" OMG so Aussie, so true and so spat my choccymilk out with laughter right there!
1:03 - You end up doing an aquatic variation of the worm." Classic!
Helicopter wanted to become a Submarine
the faceplant felt no worse than the 40MPH lakewater enema
One way or another you'll be barfing water - the only question is how far it had to travel.
"I'd just let her go test her buoyancy"
😂
Very proud of seeing the video I've filmed a few years ago in Greece reproduced in a channel I enjoy so much. Thank´s for your content!
That lady smiling while slowly falling into the water is a perfect representation of the U.S. right now.
you are sooooooo right...lol
We have similar pfp
LMAO
Amen
*_Thanks for all you do man, I just laughed so hard I was crying this morning . glad I didn't take a drink of my coffee._*
2:58 "It is bleeding Boat Blood" - This just got me, I wasn't prepared
Pure Gold!!
best mma promos to date better than ufc
@@shamahmed746 thanks
Ozzyman on a Saturday. What else can we ask for?
Also on sunday, monday, ...?
@@colaboytje actually your right. I've been selling myself short by being happy with just 1 episode.
@@robomoto5550 ;-)
"come with me if you want to live" still gets me everytime xD
No one can beat TIM and DAVO in boat crash....😆😆😆
Every one is down ,
I repeat EVERY WANKER DOWN,
TIM is especially down.....!!!!
These videos are just the best!!! I love you humor....and your voice and accent makes it that much better!!!
The helicopter pilot was just trying to recreate the scene from Jaws 2. The scene where the helo comes to save stranded kids on a boat, only to be taken into the water by Jaws.
You have no idea how much joy your videos give me.
2:44 "That tree has bananas...aaand they fall for it" 😂😂😂
"He doubted his partner, which was the ocean. " classic 👌
Full marks to Ozzie Man for his awesome Spanish translation skills 🤙😜
Pro tip: Take a pic of the inside of your fridge before you go to the grocery store.
Pro tip lay off the meth pal
@@yongyea4147 no
@@yongyea4147 Nah, where's the fun in that
“The only thing hanging loose is his teeth!!!” 🤣🤣🤣
The slow mo, slide upside down into the drink by the pissed lass was class! 😂😂😂😂
Just not the same without seeing Timbo going exponentially faster...
I still crack up at the memory of that vid, particularly since it's included in the usual ending montage 😂
Ah timbo, the hero of boating fails! Cracks me up every viewing 🤣
Ah, our man Timbo who shows no emotion as he loses more and more control. 😄
Yup that’s the best!
No one, not even that helicopter, has crashed harder into Destination Fucked than Timbo.
1:53, hahahahha that's the funniest shit I've ever seen. Her face when she swoooops into the water.....Oh looord.
1:55 - "Phew that was close she nearly fell in"
*slowly and calmly slides head first into the sea*
"The only thing hanging loose is his teeth" LMAO
The follow-up video, "Boat Successes", will consist entirely of people selling their boats.
The second happiest day in their life, I understand.
You never fail to give us a great video Ozzy.
When the captain of the Valdez *finally* gets a new ride. Like riding a bike, boat driving skills are ... Evergreen.
This is absolutely freaking amazing thanks for making me laugh after I pulled two all nighters finishing stuff for school
I just want to say THANK YOU for your awesome work. I can't imagine how frustrating it can be dealing with the RUclips bullshit as a whole but these videos are the perfect remedy to a bad day.
Someone falls into the water, a shark bites off its arm.
Past: "OMG! My arm!"
Today: "OMG! My smartphone!"
Tomorrow: I miss strawberry jam
"How am I going to operate my digital watch now?"
2:54
Nice to have a recently boat fail from Rotterdam. 🇳🇱 I feel honored 😂.
Funny how the chopper is the only thing to rescue the first stranded boat, but when it sinks loads of boats arrive to help out 😭😂🤣
being "that person" and telling you that it's not a canoe, it's a kayak! love your work ;)
Ozzyman is like a ship in Suez...Ever Given us entertainment.
“Take it to the boat hospital..”. First time in history those words have been put together to make a sentence. 🤣🤣
OMG 😂. (Tha Choppa is weak as piss!!!) Cought me totally off guard! Good show mate from America 😂🤣🚑👍
2 minutes and everybody is here. Stuff of legend
0:28 somehow they managed to destroy the fucking helicopter
“The subject matter is evergreen”
That was a serious dad joke, but it got me no the less.
Ozzy Man keeps me in stitches. How funny. The monkey pirates is great.
Trust fall Into the ocean...
Poseidon: *you don't trust me enough human*
@David Single besides ahh i don't know why people like you have to ruin the comedy videos. Talk somewhere else.
@David Single so what? I'm telling you Other Countries are just as guilty as China. It'll take some time but You can dig up info like this on all the other countries. I bet some Other Countries are more less human then the whole Earth the way they treated humans in incidents. These kind of things are not to be resolved by ONLY wiping China off the world because they are Universal problems. That's why there are campaigns on specific problems which try to reduce them internationally.
@David Single I hope you understand now.
@David Single 😒
We all need an Evergreen to remind us that our fuck-ups aren't so bad. ...Even the captain of the Evergreen has a virus research lab assistant somewhere to thank.
Bitterly ironic that you fucked up in your comment then, the vessel’s name is ‘Ever Given’.
@@rsoul7282 He may have gotten the ships name wrong, but at least he didn't stop international shipping for 2 weeks.
@@rsoul7282 ah crap. Had to read my own comment back to feel better.
Given the timing and a delay in merchandise i ordered, I'm pretty sure I had some stuff on the Ever Given. I'm a part of history! Whoo hoo!
@@laurawillits176 Or you had stuff on one of the boats that were blocked
Finallyy! I've been dying for this since the Ozarks debacle :P
"The choppers weak as piss" best line of the video.
Andres and the pilots escape quickly, before the machine sinks
:D
We've all had that "oh no, my phone" face before.
Not sure I've ever had that moment with my phone, but I definitely did with my keys! 😬
That chopper falling to water was the biggest plot twist lmao 🤣
"It's bleeding boat blood" KILLED ME
2:27 Monke
Never seen monke swim'n mate !!!
You gotta double up on the chopper accident trying to pull a boat through the water .... that has to be the lead video for your next Destination F%^&ed !
@1:17 the guy trying to stop the boat with his foot is the level of confidence I wish to have 😂 !
"Test her buoyancy"...sounds like something ozzy man would do😂😂😂
I like how immediately after the helicopter crashes, all the other rescue boats show up. Maybe, the other boats could have helped the stranded boat. But, what do I know.
Geesh, 2 years and they left you hanging. This was a stunt for a TV show that went wrong. The heli and the boat were part of the shot, so the responding vessels where part of the shoot. Trying to tow a boat with a helicopter is just mental. I know it's late but I hope this helps!
@@debunkthejunk Hey! Thanks. That makes more sense. 👍
@@mtcondie lol, glad to help. sorry nobody explained this in 2 years. covid and supply chains maybe 🤣🤣 eta: Kermit, noice!
A second for those that will never hear ozzyman narrate.🙏
Insurer: “did you crash the helicopter?”
Pilot: “not exactly - got pulled into the ocean by a boat.”
Helicopter - I am sick of flying.
Ocean - Ok, then swim.
Dodgy youth : I trust you, ocean
Aquaman : "It was up to me, and I let him die. I could have saved him, but I didn’t."
My goal in life is to have Ozzyman review me! Would I be “me” fails or “me” heading to destination Fucked?
Fails. You’ve already got the other one covered and you’re getting no airtime.
(Sorry! 🇨🇦✌️)
“Test her buoyancy” brilliant!
"Full Demolition Man" had me cracking up 😂
My daily ritual, some OzzyMan madness😂 We love you here in South Africa you crazy kangaroo!!! Do a South Africa video soon, lots of content from our parliament to daily life 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥 #OzzyManRocks
Weekend with Ozzyman, can't ask for anything else
In the US, we call those kayaks, canoes are a different breed.
And luckily, no monkey pirates*lol*
Fantastic, well done, love the commentary. Awesome