Ozzy Man Reviews: Drones
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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Source Videos:
1. Cliff Tumble Drone (JukinMedia): tinyurl.com/a3...
2. Drone Falls on Guys Head (JukinMedia): tinyurl.com/5f...
3. Double Skyscraper Crash (JukinMedia): tinyurl.com/33...
4. Chimpanzee Hates Drones @BurgersZoo tinyurl.com/2w...
5. Russian Pensioner Attack @fuff: tinyurl.com/2n...
6. Declassified Drone Footage (/u/littlefart on Reddit) tinyurl.com/ny...
7. Cat vs Drone (ViralHog): tinyurl.com/ur...
8. Drone Save (JukinMedia): tinyurl.com/ep...
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That cat was having absolutely none of it
He even says "Get F*cked!"
Meowstination fucked!
Cats are no pussies. Well, technically they are exactly that, but you know what I mean.
NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear taco
That cat was determined to send that drone to Destination F&@ked!
What was the destination that the cat sent the drone to?
Let’s take a moment to give the man who’s apparently The Flash’s protege a standing or sitting ovation in our minds. He’s earned it, truly. Amazing display of “I can’t afford to lose that high priced drone because I bought it instead of paying my mortgage” kind of run.
That was epic
Or the no fucking way she says yes twice.
A man can run like that for two reasons, an Olympic medal or to avoid having to face his wife for a screw-up.
SALUTE
@@blacksquirrel4008 word..lol
That man was rapid to catch that drone with such little time to spare
I expected a shark
That was fucking impressive
And in sand!
He is speed!
I was expecting 1 of 2 things to happen. Either he got there just in time for the drone's last shot to be of him reaching out just as it went into the water. Or for him to catch it before hitting the water, but for him and the drone taking a huge wave and both getting drenched.
That guy sprinting to the shore and hurdling boulders deserves a mid-strength beer and a nice steak sandwich.
at the pub
lol!!!
Why? It was his own mistake
The cardio of a wild horse...
He was on bicycle
That cat was definitely trained in martial arts. Ninja chopped that drone to bits
You can tell that it was martial arts 'cause the cat went for a yell with the chop
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kittens; Kittens in a fur coat.
One heck of a ninja puussy that one.
Looks like sfx. Too much of an epic strike.
Tiger style Kung fu to be specific.
"There is a cat, there is a tiny drone and now it's just a cat"
You can't better describe the situation xD
🤣That one was my favorite!!
For once I found myself cheering for the cat
That swipe of the paw was lightning quick.
Tiny drones like that don't even work in the same house with a long hair cat. the fine long hair wraps around the rotor shafts and slows the propellers enough to prevent a drone from flying properly.
Something keep in mind, drones don't fly well in air containing long fine fibers. ;)
The cat was so pissed 🤣😂🤣😂😅😅😅
"IQ's are dropping across the nation, what do we do?"
"Give 'em little helicopters!"
They're not dropping though.
😆😆😆😆😆
@@Merlincat007 Thank fuck it's a joke then,....
@@wolfinndnclothing Jokes need to be factually correct, peer-reviewed, and published in a well-known scientific journal these days. Clearly, you had not been notified of this change yet.
No please don’t take it that way that is not the case
All I had in my head towards the end of the clip with that guy running was Arnie’s voice yelling “Quick! Get to the tiny chopper!”
😂
As did I...
And I was sure that wave that hit him was going to end in underwater footage and tears of pain from him and 😂 from us. Truly liked the real outcome far better. A fair dinkum legend, I’d say.
2:35
Drone: I know my name is not in the list but my friends are inside. I'll just pass around here...
Cat: DENIED
A human with a drone is defeated by a Chimpanzee with a stick.
Take THAT Darwin.
BTW the smile that chimpanzee had while smashing the drone with his stick is priceless. He is like " He He HE boi"
That's not a smile, they're angry when they show their teeth like that.
There's a video somewhere in internet land where a guy loses his go pro while skydiving. It falls into a pig pen. There's some interesting footage from that camera too.
@@SimonWoodburyForget Yes, there are a lot of fake videos but there are also genuine videos too. With the amount of filming happening in the world today, you're going to catch accidents left right and center. People have accidents ALL THE TIME. People are clumsy, careless, and sometimes straight up dangerous without a thought to anything around them or themselves. Not all random videos are fake.
That chimp felt the same about drones as I do.
@Ms Bliss I saw it years ago and thought it was faked. Still not sure it's real.
That pilot of the drone which hit the skyscraper twice is probably drunk.
My guess it went into return to home mode and cheaper drones just make a beeline to their takeoff point.
Or trying to spy on a cheating wife and got disoriented by the mirrored windows.
Maybe they were shooting something for a video or film and really wanted that shot
Maybe it was on autopilot with a preset course?
Or it was Bin Laden doing some experiments 😂😂
That cat knew EXACTLY where destination FUCKED was and yeeted that quad-copter straight there.
Also, props to the dude at the end. That should be some kind of Olympic sport.
Hell yes. Saving drones from crash landing? That should totally be an olympic sport XD
The closer to the ground you get it before you save it the higher you are marked.
There's a cat.. there's a drone.. & NOW THERE"S JUST A CAT.
Pen pineapple apple pen... *wiggles*.. wait, you weren't singing that... oO
NOTHING beats cats...
😂😂😂
😂😂
@@suchanhachan 8 mice glued together might.
Ozzy is kinda like a rated R version of Daily Dose of Internet and I'm all here for it.
Hahaha. This is apt.
it's rated A for Australian
The guy saving his drone was damn impressive!
The fear that the 'Terminator' films are prophetic will not come to reality while cats are about
No.... I still fear it
@Aditya Chavarkar from the robots... Probably not...
I mean I like the sound of your logic.... Technology is taking over way to much in my eyes.... Ooor people are too reliant on it.
I'm sick of dealing with machines instead of people. Gives me the 💩 s
The Furminator will save us all.
or garbage trucks
Remmeber it was dogs who knew the fakes
1:15 How do you hit a skyscraper twice
U.S government have left the chat
The Lieutenant in charge of the mission said, "I can do that." He then took the drone controls from the pilot.
Lol way better than what I wanted to say about GTA V
Hahahahjahahahahhahaha
GEORGE BUSH:
HOLD MY ADRENACHROME
He is follower of bin Laden but instead of hitting twin tower he hitted the single building twice p :)
Loving Mr Chimpy! He for one does not welcome the drone overlords but is still noble enough to offer the loving kiss of Chimpanity in the robots dying moments...beautiful!
Ozzy man needs to be hired to announce the super bowl. Damn sure it would bring viewership up.
I would rather he would do the Oscars.
Might be remotely interesting if he did, rather than the 6 hours of boring trash it is at the moment.
@@unclekevin5094 the Oscars ended when Ricky Gervais CRUSHED them in an obvious Op. 2021 was CGI. 👀
What's that?
That would be awesome. Or any " super bowl" of other sports as well. He sure would get NASCAR ratings back up
2:18 i love how ozzy unnecessarily reviews the car's under chassis lmao
"That car is very rusty..!!"
🤣
that last one was a better film than most action movies these days ngl
The best sentence in the English language " What a fucking Drongo..." 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌
Kudos Ozzy Man, Kudos👏👏👏👏
I think a Drongo is a drone pilot who crashes a drone into the same skyscaper twice... lol
A drongo is a type of bird.
Apparently it's slang based on a failing racehorse from the 1920s named Drongo, who was named after an Australian bird.
Its use is (or at least used to be) pretty standard issue here in Australia but Ozzy does deploy it perfectly.
People: Ooo, flashy flying shit!
Cat: GTFOOH!
02:34 There’s a cat... There’s a tiny drone... and now there’s just a cat 😂😂😂
2:49 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 ➜ ruclips.net/video/49mwt6s95aY/видео.html
》》 iPhone Giveaway 《《
在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候%^%^ 1620492597
Hello, I'm a huge Aussie man fan, and a professional Drone (UAS) pilot. This video gaves me anxiety, but I loved it. Thank you very much for making a video for drone pilots like me that are safe to have a good laugh at it! Top notch video as always my friend!!!
0:21 and this is the reason why you DO NOT fly your drone over a crowd
People can get badly busted for flying drones like that. This must have been in the before times. when dick knobs like this forced us all to be severely limited coz they are noobs.
I can't fly my drone any where.
Best to take out liability insurance before flying one of those devices. They are a menace to the public.
@@WaterlooExpat Drone pilot here. They really aren't. We see the few instances of people flying their drones like dicks, but the actual accident rate is very very low compared to the sheer number of flights that happen every day. Drones are pretty dang safe and people getting hurt is very rare.
@@TootTootUSA Thanks for the information. Instances of events that are "very rare" is exactly the reason why all forms of insurance, except for life insurance, exist.
@@TootTootUSA yeahyeahwhatever mate. Sure x% percent misbehaves, but that's EXACTLY the point because the consequences are potentially far greater. Within two years we will see a downed passenger airliner. If I get hit, or spied on AGAINST my will I shall not only stamp the drone to pieces, but the owner as well.
The chimp with a stick and the cat have better judgement than the animal-pestering drone pilots.
That man catching his drone at the very end. What a Legend
Never has a cat represented my feelings towards drones better.
Drones are beings of pure logic, so your emotions are of no consequence, h00m4n.
Flesh is weak. Except cats, those are surprisingly strong.
he s like "get that fking shit out of my sight "
@@mochalo4912 XD...true!
My dogs think my drone is a particularly large and annoying wasp.
My dogs also like harassing and trying to eat wasps.
Ozzy man was on fire in this one 😂😂😂 and I erupted in laughter when "the pensioner" got hit in the back of the head with the drone. Just as I calmed down, he kicked it and sent me to a frenzy again🤣🤣
Then the "That car is very rusty!" broke me!
"That car is very rusty."
Definitely the key point in the whole video.
The tires looked like they were ready to fall apart. I was more concerned about that.
that moment you hit a skyscraper twice. that was legendary.
He is follower of bin Laden but instead of hitting twin tower he hitted the single building twice p :)
I've only ever seen that once. About 20 years ago
@@rohitpal73 i shit you not my first joke was about that but i pussied out for pc reasons. had to reword it.
'There is a chimp with the capacity to use hand tools' - I lost it completely 😂😂😂
As a commercial drone pilot this video hits home harder than it should lol
You're not alone bro 😄😄😄😄. Especially the guy who hit the skyscraper twice. I felt physical pain.
@@karolykrausz5534 Drone was probably on Auto-Pilot / preprogrammed course.
No kidding.
@@kaptainkrampus2856 I doubt that. After the first hit the drone would have gone back to the pre-programmed hight.
How many times have you hit the same skyscraper and recovered? I bet more than 2 times
The dude running over the slippery rocks was impressive. I was always taught not to run on seaweed.
I think that one dislike is from the guy who got hit in the head
he's like, "I had enough with birds shit on me from above, now I have to worry about fuckin drones too!"
Or the skyscraper.
Hahahahaha
Oh shit....you did it....you went for the low hanging fruit with the stupid whining about dislikes. Every video has at least one of your ilk who try to say something witty or just crying about meaningless dislikes.. Try something original, ffs.
@@avidadolares Anger issues bro?
That last guy running to catch the drone made me think, "Hey, what if drones could, you know, fly toward the pilot?" Well, maybe some future day.
3:27 that rescue almost seemed like impossible
Type expression on the chimp with the stick was just gold.
Here comes Ozzy to save my Sunday morning. Thank you, sir.
2:37 *Drone has left the cat's territory...*
Good save at the end. I thought a wave might take him out.
Well, je was soaked and up against the slippery rocks with another wave coming. Obviously he made it out, but I'll bet it wasn't easy
You absolutely need to do a second one. This was great.
Yeah, only just with cats and drones.
Hitting the skyscraper twice was bloody hilarious.
Funny this time. Not so the first, thanks to cia war mongers.
Waking up to a new Ozzy Man video and laughing my tits off before 9 am is the best way to start the day. 😂🙏🏼
If you listen closely, you can hear the cat say “Haiduken!”
Best was the cat 😂 Wham! Take that you weird bird! 🤣
That cat was so quick on the draw! AND he was mouthing off at the same time. I'm surprised Ozzy didn't tell us exactly what he was saying.😸
"What a fucking drongo!!" 🤣🤣 from now on, my favorite quote!!!
Was helping pensioners out of a burning building when the notification came up. Never logged onto RUclips faster.
Uh the pensioners ? The rest get out 🤣
Was a drone also involved in some way?
@@shan4680 It started the fire, by falling down the chimney and causisng the logs to roll out onto the floor.
if u get the notification it's means u'r already logged in though.
@@jk_cabug Good point. No, I logged in on my home computer, the notification was on my phone.
0:23 Well within your rights to give the thing a good stomp after that.
2:03 Well within your rights to give the thing a good stomp after that.
2:24 is the most relatable gif ever. "when life hits you"
The drone that fell into the ape's hands: We found love in the whole best place...we found love in the whollllleee best placeee 🎵🎵🎵
That garbage truck and the cat that followed were Hilarious!
The cat's victorious meow after striking the drone got me! All I heard was ''long live the king muhaha" XD
How quickly the drone pilot went from drongo to legend and then straight back to drongo again skyscraper have feelings too
That was badass that guy saving his drone from going into the ocean. Most people wouldn't have done it or got stopped by the rocks.
1:38 the very moment when a sophisticated spaceship of a spacefaring advanced alien civilisation gets downed by a human S.A.M. site.
*Monke adapt*
*Monke overcome*
That cat is my spirit animal. I smack wasps then shout "get fucked" at them. Fuck yes cat, fuck yes.
Never gets old watching "Destination F☆cked"
0:26 I'm glad you zoomed in on the important part because I was like "What drone? What face? She looks fine. Like....fine fine."
Everyone needs a drone helmet. And trained attack birds.
The elation on the man's face when he caught his drone is what actors strive to emulate
I crashed my drone on the like button
Now I just have the like button
Is it OK?
It could have been worse. Smashed the 👎Thumbs down and lost a kidney.
That last Guy Was Like Ya No i'm A LEGEND Bastard. 😂 😂
0:20 forget about the drone's sneak attack! It is about the guy on the right!
Dude... that Cat Kung-Fu Slapped
that Lil Drone!!
Lmaooooo!!!!!
1:35
"King kong 2021" trailer looks interesting
When the drone hit the skyscraper for a second time I absolutely lost it!
Haha my favourite Magic CC watches the same videos as me.
Damn Ozzyman can even make a video about drones entertaining
Ozzy Man could do a video about boring things and make them entertaining, such as paint drying and cricket.
@@RaffLagatta and baseball
1:00 It was probably running low on battery and using the return to home function. Since it’s a DJI Phantom 3, it doesn’t have collision sensors like the newer ones do. If you drain the battery too low, it will automatically try to land itself from the location it took off at.
Petition to have Ozzyman and Mozza start reviewing Australian football games
The cat is a magician, it's like: now you see a drone and now you don't.
Cats have powers.
@0:57 "How do you hit a skyscraper?"
The title on the first page of the PowerPoint file in the briefing in Afghanistan, 2001!
You mean the saudi / bush / clinton / elite demolition cia commanders who turned off
all the video cameras on the pentagon.
@@lignow9762 fucking facts.
That chimp had “get me the hell outta here Caesar!!!” written all over its face lol
Literally the best intro ever heard in RUclips - “Good day.. Yeah nah”
G'day*
As soon as I hear “ hes a hero ….etc etc..” giving praise after smashing into a building for the save before hitting ground, I knew he was gonna hit it again😂
1:19 "How Do You Hit A Skyscraper Twice?"
*Osama Bin Laden just entered the chat*🌚
That zoom/slow mo of the chimp with the stick cracked me up. His face was so focused. Lol
Was chatting to this sheila on a dating app. Never clicked away faster. Love from India 🇮🇳
Chatting in the middle of a catastrophic pandemic
Say hi to Sheila Didi for me. Lol!
I thought Indians never get sheila.
It was an app so it pandemic safe.
does the sheila need tech support
The best part about crashing a drone is always the repair bills on rotor blades and getting stuck on a tall tree...twice
1:48 *monke* moment
monke
That man is a LEGEND for running after the drone.
Drones aren't easy to fly. They are like trying to calm down a pissed off Sheila
Compared to an RC chopper they're a walk in the park.
Some are really easy to fly and have features such as obstacle avoidance to the front and or sides.
It all depends on how many gyroscopes the drone has.
If it was like a pissed of Sheila, all you would have to do is say "calm down" to it, right?
"Nothing beats cats".
Never a truer word ... 🤣🤣🤣
Ozzy man: How can you hit the skyscraper twice?
9/11 Terrorist: Hold my aeroplane.
To the top, good sir!
Too the bottom loser
@@kardiaclark8111 butt hurt much?😆🤣🤣🤣
But the 9/11 terrorists never hit the same skyscraper twice ?
@@danieldobos6388 sometimes when I fall on it, it hurts... Otherwise no it's fine. Thanks for asking though strange person.
The Chimp attacking the drone with a tree got me lol
There we go again ❤️. Dodgy catzzzz😂
That last clip was genuinely amazing, it was like a movie.
I love how as soon as the camera quality drops, “this is a Russian town”
One of my worst fears is falling from a high height. This footage made me relive a childhood nightmare.
The crashes are part of the stunt training
They are also part of the repair and/or replace parts training. There's a reason why most of them come standard with replacement parts, even if it's just a few spare propellers.
the thumbnail had me expecting a cat beating the shit out of a drone. did not disappoint. 🤣
'How do you hit a skyscraper twice!?!?'
Al Qaeda has entered the chat.
Not funny yet
3:36 He's like, I saved my drone, but now I have to save myself. lol
People will be kicking themselves in few weeks if they miss the opportunity to buy and invest in Bitcoin as it's retracing....BE WISE
Stocks are good too
@@brandonjames9933 Stocks are good crypto is better
I wanted to trade Crypto but got confused by the fluctuations in price
He's obviously the best invested 2000USD with him and I made a profit of 9101USD
@@austinturner1825 He's stories are everywhere 😱
2:38 "Nothing beats cat"
But... Cat/Drone/Pensioner is the Rock/Paper/Scissors of the modern age of the internets: Cat beats drone, drone beats pensioner, and pensioner beats cat (if he's an asshole).
The drone dying man should be in the drone catching Olympics. Great save dude
0:35 that girl in the white swinsuit saw it coming, but she decided to let the legendary clip happen. Respect.