@@deepstariaenigmatica2601 Stormtroopers usually can't hit anything with their guns If they have the accuracy of a normal army then characters like Luke, Leia, etc... would've been killed a long time ago
ThePrototype Actually, they were instructed to miss. They weren't trying to kill Luke and Leia. Anyone who knows anything about star wars knows this. In fact, in other scenes in the classic star wars movies they have better accuracy then the average military soldier. The joke that they always miss is not only unfunny and overused, but it's also false.
Remember these are pre-recorded sound clips. The stormtrooper stormtrooper actors don't actually say the lines themselves. They just press a button inside their suit which makes the specific sound clip play, and the other one playing the "affirmative" sound clip afterwards is just a well practiced joke they do every single day to people (usually to adults who are holding lightsabers, because adults shouldn't be behaving like children and playing with children's toys, so the stormtroopers take the piss out of them, while the kids with lightsabers are taken more seriously cos they're only kids). It's only the Kylo Ren guy who actually can say lines that aren't just playing pre-recorded clips. So he can improvise based on the situation. The stormtroopers cannot.
Arno Zela Himself I mean translating an entire speech like that and then having to memorize it is to much 😅😅 apparently translators can only translate for an hour at most
@@fazejon2209 I mean, to be fair (read pedantic idiot) Kojima-san thanked a huge amount of mostly Japanese speaking people, with deferential nuance, in extremely rapid succession. Translating all of that 100% literally would have taken up 3 times as much time on a tight awards show schedule, so Thanks works just fine for English speaking fans.
She still wakes up every morning thinking about what "that old guy" said. She's found a way to convince the world (or so she thinks) that it's not bothering her anymore, but that one really stung.
Well, the old guy is probably dead because he's was stupid and old. Typical lecherous curmudgeon that can't mind his own fucking business. If that's his best pickup line, no wonder he's wearing an apron and working at Beef and Barf. Betcha he "served" in Vietnam as well, working some messhall.
@dewaard3301 But why did he say it? She was just chatting to someone and he took offence at her being pretty and wanted to put her down just for the pleasure of it, like someone kicking a puppy in the street. You also seem to delight in the idea that he might have not just upset her temporarily, but caused her permanent suffering. Errrmmmm, whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????
@@crosswren014 Depending on the school and/school system... yes he definitely could. If a school advertises having a "Zero Tolerance" policy towards fighting/bullying. That usually means that if you fight, whether in self defense or defense of another, you're punished exactly the same as the bully/bullies who attacked. My high school, Creekside High, instituted that policy way back in 2002. It caused me to have to withdraw myself from school 5 months before my 17th birthday to avoid having an expulsion on my record due to being suspended many times for DEFENDING myself and once for defending some small freshman. I just waited until i was 20 then went the GED and military route. The policy of Creekside High School was this, paraphrasing from memory here since it's been almost 20 years. "Violence is NEVER the right thing to do." "If you are bullied or attacked, DO NOT respond with VIOLENCE! This is UNACCEPTABLE behavior and only promotes MORE violence. Furthermore, ANY student who physically contacts another in a physical and violent manner, will be punished severely and swiftly. Without exception!" "If you are threatened or physically assaulted, first try to escape the situation by retreating to a safe area, by evading your attackers or by finding a person of authority while calling loudly for help." "If escape or evasion is not possible, fall to the ground and onto your side, assume a protective fetal position. Curl your body into a ball, as small as possible, by drawing your knees towards your chest and using your arms to cover your head and face, this will help protect you from serious injury." They actually had a little 3 or 4 part diagram here showing you how to assume this position. Highlighting the areas it protected the most. "Yell loudly for help, and yell at your attackers to stop, while maintaining this position until help arrives or your attackers leave." While I'm sure thats not 100% correct to the word, its still pretty accurate. Hell it should be, i had to read it aloud and had it quoted to me often enough during my 10th and 11th years. Some schools and school systems seem to have NO concept of reality.
Milk: Guy ran milk through a sodastream carbonator. Carbonation, in addition to adding little bubbles, also acidifies the liquid. If you acidify milk, it instantly starts to turn into cheese. This is why you can pour a small amount of lemon juice into fresh milk, shake it up a bit, and it'll start to form cottage cheese/farmer's cheese or butter, depending on how hard you shake. Dude was drinking carbonated mix of buttermilk and cottage cheese. Was probably quite the experience.
polarfroge A) you don’t know the conversation she was having B) the old man needs to mind his own business l, and C) yes, she is very attractive, and D) how could you possibly know what she’s like “inside”? Y’all just wanna hate on a pretty girl who would never sleep with you
@@jamesburnett4443 In reality the translator remembered it all. What is here is a doctored version done as a joke not the real one. Here is the original: ruclips.net/video/cjnjyVY-LCI/видео.html
I like that icecream guy in the costume because like in his head he was like “I failed, the duty I swore on my to give that girl her icecream, I failed in that, god have mercy on my soul for I have failed.”
@Skip ads in Turkey, they will use those long sticks to get ice cream, and the ice cream workers will trick you and turn the cone and stuff yk, it's like s tradition
"Japanese Dude", probably one of the most famous japanese dude ever x) That's how you recognize people who never played any Kojima game, no offense I just find it funny !
@@lllz9800 honestly I can't remember I didn't really know her or talk to her, just kinda saw her in the hallway once in a while, but I think she left the district, which is why she doesn't go to the districts high school. We were all told to get on at a specific time to watch her cooking competition but I forgot lol
the guy did just thanked a bunch of people including his team and family. I guess it got a bit too long for the translator to remember everything the guy said
7:00 "They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand."
I don't think I could come up with a good comeback either. That would completely catch me off guard. Who would go out of their way to say that to someone? That guy was rude and totally out of line. What made him think that was okay?
Why do I need to watch a compilation of people dying inside when I can easily look in the mirror every day? (Edit) 14 years on RUclips, on and off with different accounts, and THIS is my highest up voted comment ever... gud :/
Why is this video still getting so many views
thats what im sayin its 2021
your mom
People are mean and want to watch others suffer
I may or may not be one of these people
I like watching people die inside as i die inside off camera
Bc RUclips help you
1:12 even the imaginary bully beat him up
don don 0of🤣
thats why he ran away
That's just sad
Stando Power, regular people wouldn't know about it.
PERFECT COMMENT HAHAHA!
"If there's one Jedi left, it's not you"
The only shot a Stormtrooper hit
I don't understand the joke. plz help
@@deepstariaenigmatica2601 Stormtroopers usually can't hit anything with their guns
If they have the accuracy of a normal army then characters like Luke, Leia, etc... would've been killed a long time ago
@@theprototype8375 Haaaa! lol thanks
ThePrototype Actually, they were instructed to miss. They weren't trying to kill Luke and Leia. Anyone who knows anything about star wars knows this. In fact, in other scenes in the classic star wars movies they have better accuracy then the average military soldier. The joke that they always miss is not only unfunny and overused, but it's also false.
@@elk3407 Well then, I stand corrected
But I do have my own taste in comedy and you have yours
"you're really not that intresting"
A LOT of people on social media need to hear that once in a while
She’s attractive so she will be validated the rest of her life tho
Name of the girl?
@@jaypond4368 she'll be validated until she's 35*
I think everyone is very interresting !
ZetsubouZolo so true
"If there's one Jedi left... It's not you. Affirmative!"
The "Affirmative" part totally got me.
right lol the timing was perfect
I bet it did, skinhead.
“If there’s one jedi left its not you”
-Random stormtrooper
It seems they are better at killing you with word than blaster
They’re at least precise with words
@David Ayala
Damn they would have died due to depression
So they can´t shoot you but they can hurt you in other ways
Affirmative
True words though
My dude got roasted by the stormtroopers at disney world😂😂😂
Yes that is what happened
I mean. They’re supposed to act scarily like the actual characters so.. makes sense coming from Kylo 😂
Mr.M TRON yup thanks for clarifying
Mr.M TRON lol atleast my man 100 percent got better aim
That trooper was just salty cuz he's the one who bumped his head...
"If there's one Jedi left, it's not you"
*That roast was so powerful that it destroyed all of the Jedi*
No matter what galaxy you are from, that's gonna hurt.
@@dasthewashinpowder9709even tho you werent insulted by him
Mont ok karen we get it
when obi wan said he felt a disturbance in the force, it was actually this that he was talking about.
@@matty101yttam 😂
6:55
I love how the staff isnt angry but instead laughing for having bad days and immidiate help to put back the backpacker again
*"I'M* *NOT* *LYING* *BRO!"*
*"I'M* *LY-"*
the cut is perfect
Guys, help me steal this man's likes. Like my comment and not his, thankyou
@Pvt. Ryan Louis yes. Because I'm evil and want to steal stuff
@@James-ii2ff deep inside you're a good man, my fellow cat pic profiler
James so therefor you’re not only a like beggar, you’re evil too? You’re like, nothing squared
the guy's face tho he looks so hurt lol
If there's one Jedi left, it's not you
r/Murderedbywords
r/IHaveReddit
@@harvetwound1234 he probably had 24 chromosomes ngl
F
Amana Koyum bruh u have 0 subs
-Leonardo- -David97- r/14characterlimit
“I’m not lying bro”
“You’re lying bro”
“I’m lying”
😂
😂😂😂😂💔
Joseph I mean... they weren’t lying.
Shock Shplock woah,
Thats deep
no, it’s “I’m ly-“
Bro this moment is such Gold! He did him so dirty
Bernie’s deadpan disapproval of the shallow vanity and unbridled stupidity of a 4.5k trashy shoe is deeply satisfying to see.
"affirmative", that was the fatality right there.
that affirmative hurt my heart
@King K. Rool I agree lol
First time I've ever seen a Storm trooper aim with such accuracy.
A fine addition to the Order.
Remember these are pre-recorded sound clips. The stormtrooper stormtrooper actors don't actually say the lines themselves. They just press a button inside their suit which makes the specific sound clip play, and the other one playing the "affirmative" sound clip afterwards is just a well practiced joke they do every single day to people (usually to adults who are holding lightsabers, because adults shouldn't be behaving like children and playing with children's toys, so the stormtroopers take the piss out of them, while the kids with lightsabers are taken more seriously cos they're only kids).
It's only the Kylo Ren guy who actually can say lines that aren't just playing pre-recorded clips. So he can improvise based on the situation. The stormtroopers cannot.
@duffman18 Who hurt you?
“Disney world is the happiest place on Earth”
Stormtrooper: *I’M ABOUT TO DESTROY THIS MAN’S SMILE*
Minoru Mineta erm.....
Todays Disney is way to Savage than Dreamworks by hospitality to consumer itself.
@@elmeatbun6862 HOLY-
MINETA???
The anime boys here
Guy: gives long very emotional speech
Translator: he said thx
Stop copying other comments and think of something original
Arno Zela Himself I mean translating an entire speech like that and then having to memorize it is to much 😅😅 apparently translators can only translate for an hour at most
@@gimmethatcheese5283 it's not that serious 😬
He's Hideo Kojima, creator of Metal Gear Solid videogames saga. I did'nt even play his games yet.
Jeff BAC that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
kojima's translator was golden. Translation of kojima's whole speech: "He says thanks!".
That MF rattled off the Gettysburg Address AND The Riot Act!!! And "He says 'thanks'"?????????????????????????????????????
He was basically thanking everyone involved in creating the game. So yeah, "He says thanks!". 😆
What makes it so much funnier to me is he just says thanks. Not even a simple "he says thank you to everyone involved", just "he says thanks" 😂
7:45
Kojima: "long speech"
Translator: *THANK YOU*
Now that's what you call 'straight to the point'
I'd slap the translator. Kojima is a genius
Whatcha stoopeed translator
The auto-generated captions are hilarious
@@fazejon2209 I mean, to be fair (read pedantic idiot) Kojima-san thanked a huge amount of mostly Japanese speaking people, with deferential nuance, in extremely rapid succession. Translating all of that 100% literally would have taken up 3 times as much time on a tight awards show schedule, so Thanks works just fine for English speaking fans.
@@PartyPoison37 not for me. Kojima is my hero. Maybe one day someone will understand that. He kept my childhood lit.
Everyone's talking about the fake Jedi but not about the Ramsey roast
Hassan Haider Thats what I thought
👎
Hassan Haider we seen it a lot
@@alexnather7614 but some things never get old
Bruh I mean that was earlier seasons of hell kitchen like 2009
3:16
Guy: Breaks bottle of alcohol
Guy videoing: Goes hard with a kazoo solo
ZaaZ Plays didn’t know that was a kazoo
@Flash rex It's a joke
i looked everywhere for that clip but didnt find it anywhere ;-;
theres goes 100€
that laugh tho 😂 I'm dead
She still wakes up every morning thinking about what "that old guy" said. She's found a way to convince the world (or so she thinks) that it's not bothering her anymore, but that one really stung.
Well, the old guy is probably dead because he's was stupid and old. Typical lecherous curmudgeon that can't mind his own fucking business. If that's his best pickup line, no wonder he's wearing an apron and working at Beef and Barf. Betcha he "served" in Vietnam as well, working some messhall.
i doubt she cares. Shes literally a multimillionaire partly bcuz of this guy being a jerk.
@@monkeyfeed908 who she?
@dewaard3301 But why did he say it? She was just chatting to someone and he took offence at her being pretty and wanted to put her down just for the pleasure of it, like someone kicking a puppy in the street. You also seem to delight in the idea that he might have not just upset her temporarily, but caused her permanent suffering. Errrmmmm, whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????
@@AlisonWonderland999i mean she really was in fact not that interesting. Being honest is a good thing.
"I'm not lying bro"
*Sees $2*
"I'm ly-"
And that was the last we ever heard of him.
TGB 😂😂😂
WHOAH, it's almost like we watched the same video! I'm so glad you wrote exactly what happened in a comment so I could be sure.
@Nash Lantey same i had to repeat it again to laugh even harder
@Nash Lantey 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:20 this guy laughs like a bicycle pump.
Your comment will make it big
omg lol
Never heard a bicycle pump laugh...
i laughed way too hard
The guy holding the camera says "Fuck Leo, fucking shit!" in French
“YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT”
“YOU LYIN”
“YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT”
“YOU LYIN YOU LYIN”
“I WAS LYIN”
S T U P I D
Xd
Tf
S T O O P I T
Dark Magnus exactly
4:22 This guy doesn't like Taylor Swift impersonators, there is a resemblance I'll give her that
She's hot though!
1:28..that boy is going to have ALOT of problems with women when he grows up.
ya poor kid. his parents are probably going through a divorce or some shit. and this kid just doesnt know how to process love correctly.
Hey that sounds like a curse lol
@@makemeajmod and how do u know that
@@xbermann he literally said "probably", meaning he was guessing that happened.
@@alzm0nd120 it still is a hell of a guess
Damn really hit her with a "You're Really Not That Interesting. "
What' her full name
I mean he is not wrong she just has some tig ol bitties
Tbh until he said that I was convinced that it was taylor swift. Tbh she really wasnt that interesting.
I think she is some kind of cute, thats interesting.
@@flirtatiousradio ok simp
That bear’s face was a good emotion at that very moment.
10:06
ye
I thought that was the funniest one in the bunch
Gave me the giggles. Few things have me struggling to breathe from laughing.
ya the bear face was a good emotion for the moment
Perfect lol
5:18 that last "im not lying bro" it took him lot not to start laughing 😂
There’s two types of people in this world
The disappointed chicken wing girl
And the thankful avocado kid
I always thought that the avocade kid was faking his excitement so that his parents wouldn't take badly to his reaction.
and the overjoyed banana kid
Ninja 21 obviously
@@anonymous25yearsago53 ik, my point was that the kid wasn't genuinely thankful (as implied by the comment) but rather pretended to be
Uhh thankful banana girl?
This anti-bully training was realistic af it totally matched how a real life situtation would end.
No he hit it pretty hard. No one could get up after a hit like that
@@madmanpecos lol even after he winds up the punch for hella long
Yes but now attacking the bully would get suspended
@@rainerwahnsinn9585 Would he tho
@@crosswren014 Depending on the school and/school system... yes he definitely could. If a school advertises having a "Zero Tolerance" policy towards fighting/bullying.
That usually means that if you fight, whether in self defense or defense of another, you're punished exactly the same as the bully/bullies who attacked.
My high school, Creekside High, instituted that policy way back in 2002.
It caused me to have to withdraw myself from school 5 months before my 17th birthday to avoid having an expulsion on my record due to being suspended many times for DEFENDING myself and once for defending some small freshman.
I just waited until i was 20 then went the GED and military route.
The policy of Creekside High School was this, paraphrasing from memory here since it's been almost 20 years.
"Violence is NEVER the right thing to do."
"If you are bullied or attacked, DO NOT respond with VIOLENCE! This is UNACCEPTABLE behavior and only promotes MORE violence. Furthermore, ANY student who physically contacts another in a physical and violent manner, will be punished severely and swiftly.
Without exception!"
"If you are threatened or physically assaulted, first try to escape the situation by retreating to a safe area, by evading your attackers or by finding a person of authority while calling loudly for help."
"If escape or evasion is not possible, fall to the ground and onto your side, assume a protective fetal position. Curl your body into a ball, as small as possible, by drawing your knees towards your chest and using your arms to cover your head and face, this will help protect you from serious injury."
They actually had a little 3 or 4 part diagram here showing you how to assume this position. Highlighting the areas it protected the most.
"Yell loudly for help, and yell at your attackers to stop, while maintaining this position until help arrives or your attackers leave."
While I'm sure thats not 100% correct to the word, its still pretty accurate. Hell it should be, i had to read it aloud and had it quoted to me often enough during my 10th and 11th years.
Some schools and school systems seem to have NO concept of reality.
1:00 Did this kid just bully himself?
He was talking smack to the punching ball so it punched back
he was born to be bullied
If he thinks that swinging full-power at a speed ball is a good idea, he deserves to be bullied at least a little.
Well, seemed to me like he was bullying the speed bag.
I knocked myself out once doing just that. No one believes me, however that would be a perfect example.
"I'm lyin'"
Critical damage.
RIP fake jedi
*F*
*F*
F
F
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Second time watching, that Gordon clip is still gold.
Yes
Yes.
Yes..
Yes...
Yes....
Nobody's talking about that kid that got rejected by Jessica.
fuckin broke my heart dude
@@sebita4 me too bruh
It's probably lorenzo ( standard merchant of Venice reference)
She will regret it later.
I was I watched that clip a million times
Milk: Guy ran milk through a sodastream carbonator. Carbonation, in addition to adding little bubbles, also acidifies the liquid. If you acidify milk, it instantly starts to turn into cheese. This is why you can pour a small amount of lemon juice into fresh milk, shake it up a bit, and it'll start to form cottage cheese/farmer's cheese or butter, depending on how hard you shake.
Dude was drinking carbonated mix of buttermilk and cottage cheese. Was probably quite the experience.
Thanks for the explanation!
Thank god I was searching for someone who's talking about that
“If there’s one Jedi left, it’s not you”
Shots fired!
Wait....
Only time a stormtrooper actually hit a target
It actually hit
Oh
*I felt that*
Guy: *gives a touching Japanese speech*
Translator: Uh, he says thanks.
"guy"
You know, fuck you
would have been better if it actually was true :/
still funny tho xD
Are you disrespecting our lord and saviour?
I bet he's mad because they automatically assumed he knew how to speak Japanese just because he's asian and made him translate.
That's an edit made by YongYea.
9:36 Thought bumblebee was starting to transform.
So underrated
Joshua Dixon he transformed into a small pieces
He did transform into a broken ass bumblebee. Haha
FACTS
EVERY TIME I WATCH I DIE
Whoever is the guy in the black mascot outfit at the end is a genius, that reaction was amazingly well played
"please just love me again Jessica"
Jessica: *walks away*
Girl's gonna be a cold one when she's grown up 😂
That boy is gonna get his soul ripped out by a girl when he's older
@@sirburr6602 He has no soul left to give lmao
Baked Goods he might as well dye his hair and eyebrows red because he has no soul left
That boy is going to lose his spirit and become colder
SleazyRoseWalker That kid is gonna go from Nagato to Pain when he gets older and become a savage
10:17 His hand begins shaking with rage as he contemplates mass genocide...
But thank god he snaps back into reality and begins cleaning up his mess
3:17 this dudes laugh sounds like those cashier scanners.
Erdemo Demirelo that’ll be $63.60 sir
@@andersoni.7472 *$420.69*
Unseen
Lmfao
It does!
6:18 the evil cackle almost took me tf out
6:15 That guy’s cruel laughter made this clip awesome.
😂
😂
😂
😂
😂
6:22 His laugh oh my god thats the best part
Edit: Is it me or the cake defies gravity and bends More than 90°
He's so evil ahaha
Rodrigo Leon Gonzalez I mean it is pretty funny tbh
After 10 seconds is the second best part
Whats the vid called?
I think it does bend more than 90 degrees 😂
Everyone else died inside, but bumblebee straight up just died.
Read ur comment as it happened
Yeah
the algorithm really likes this one.
despite me ignoring it for 5 years, it keeps getting recommended.
10:05 that costume was made for that reaction look at the expression
Right lol it was planned.
Savage: “You’re really not that interesting.”
Girl: “Did you hear what that old guy said?l
Me: The truth?
It wasnt savage, he was just an asshole
@@seanlanders4180 he was not an asshole hes a gamer
@@seanlanders4180 she's an asshole
How the fuck do you recover from a comment like that
@@seanlanders4180 I mean he is not wrong.
"If theres one Jedi left, it's not you."
I felt that plasma caster from here.
AFFIRMATIVE
Affirmative
Roger roger
roger roger
Roger roger
“did u hear what that old guy said?” *dies from embarrassment
"You've lived a long time." She got him good.
Old guy tryna neg a young hot girl...nothing more pathetic
polarfroge A) you don’t know the conversation she was having B) the old man needs to mind his own business l, and C) yes, she is very attractive, and D) how could you possibly know what she’s like “inside”? Y’all just wanna hate on a pretty girl who would never sleep with you
polarfroge A troll is a bitter loser with a mean streak and nothing important to say, like yourself.
@polarfroge you fucking killed the simp dude
damn and they say storm troopers never hit their shots
Nobody has ever said that.
100th like
@@iim4xii129 storm troopers never land a shot on anyone
Yeah no he still didnt hit their shot, he missed, and shot a chain that was attached to a giant metal ball and demolished the guys spirit
GamingDude2000 Have you ever heard of the tragedy of “Stormtrooper Aim”? It’s a story literally 2 minutes on the internet would tell you.
The kid who was rehearsing his bully speech and hit himself made me genuinely very sad
He learnt a lesson, tho: you're your worst enemy ;)
it was the funniest thing ive seen since spongebob theme generated by AI; nicki minaj kills it.,
So dumb he got bullied by a thing lol 🤣
He walloped that thing good. Bully would not get up after that.
I was sad for him... I still laughed though
that guy who got knocked out by a boxing ball killed me 🤣
10:05 omg these eyes are fitting so perfectly to this situation...
Lol!
Stares into the abyss...
how to shift from being cute to creepy without changing your expression!
craety donutkey HAHAHAHAHA
Beanos? Theres no fucking way its actually you
7:17 The guy technically did say thanks, he was thanking the company, his co-workers, his friends, his family, and his fans
As soon as I heard the whole thing I knew he wasnt going to remember it all
@@jamesburnett4443 In reality the translator remembered it all. What is here is a doctored version done as a joke not the real one. Here is the original: ruclips.net/video/cjnjyVY-LCI/видео.html
10:08 that mascot looks like he gave up on life
Somehow it’s expression went from happy to very depressed
this made me lose my shit
@CryBaby 222 wanna cry together?QQ
The way it looks fits the situation perfectly
Worse than that
The wholesome man who's completely unaware of how giving people whip cream on there knees from the bottle looks, is in fact, my spirit animal.
He was running for president at the time.
@@minkinomics3002 yeah, and the most baffling part was that he was completely aware.
3:37 when the guy said whats up witchu. I lost it
I like that icecream guy in the costume because like in his head he was like “I failed, the duty I swore on my to give that girl her icecream, I failed in that, god have mercy on my soul for I have failed.”
Sadly he was executed shortly after.
@@tyjohnston5889 rest in peace, as he has been freed from his torment by the ice cream police
3:18 he sounds like my printer hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
I shouldnt have laughed as hard as i did at that
LAMO
This was the one video that actually got me oh my god
that bumble be went like "Autobots! disarm! "💀
7:43 the moment when you think you know Japanese just because you watched anime
_u h h he says thanks_
Well he did say thanks, technically
Jason Xfalx 🤣
Bro what the fuck kind of translator is that. I've only studied Japanese for a semester and I understood most of that
Max Schwartz Wow, that’s cool and all, but I don’t remember asking.
Guy: * gets ice cream *
Also guy: so you not gonna do the flippy floppy thingy...ok
@Skip ads in Turkey, they will use those long sticks to get ice cream, and the ice cream workers will trick you and turn the cone and stuff yk, it's like s tradition
@Skip ads I don’t wither
still dont get it
@@wentzr just type turkey ice cream and u will know it..that customer expect the seller will do the trick but he doesnt do it
@@skydragon8538 He's Yoo Byung-jae and this is probably part of SNL Korea.
3:20 did anyone else notice the guys constant "heh" went in sync to the background music
kaltiny1997 looooool
Do u even know what sync means
@@Vee3000 why would I?
@@kaltiny1997 cause you used to word, yo.
- "If there's one Jedi left, it's not you"
- the only shot a Stormtrooper hit.
lol copypasta needs salt
4:56
"You're lying to me bro." "I'm not lying bro..." looks at the screen. "I'm lying".
That face is priceless 😂
😂🤣
I'm dying.... hahahahahahahahaahaha
Why do kids always cut off videos while the person is still talking? Shouldn't you guys be like... good at using technology?
@@JD_tcb that's how long the original video is you dumbass
@@JD_tcb Called cut scream, mate
She really got roasted by an old guy in an anime shirt
Jack Densmore “y o u r r e a l l y n o t t h a t I n t r e s t i n g”
broad had it coming
He's a fuckin god
dudes a loser and she handled it like a champ
a roast is funny and witty, its like taking a negative aspect of someone and finding a way to cleverly insult them. He came so basic
“If there’s one Jedi left, it’s not you”
The sentence that destroyed the Death Star
Mob100 fun fact: that's no jedi
Zero two best waifu
*affirmative*
@@mikko5384 Affirmative
"Watch people die inside"
Sees cat dieing inside
6:15 that CRUEL cackle as the candy handle falls over 😂
She knows what's gonna happen and still watches it!
Hasancan Kirac 🤣
omg I laughed so hard
Cameron Pruitt the painful tears of children are so delicious
Where can I watch that vid? I need 10 hours of that
3:31 “wassup with you”
That’s what I call a spitroast
I aim to please
Where is that from? Lol
ADi The moment he realized this isn’t the woman he once knew 😂
my exact question
7:40 when you lie on your CV
lmao
Wtf hahqh
😂😂
Its fake
@@matkomihaljevic6396 ye it's an edit he actually did translate the whole thing😂
"you're really not that interesting" As time keeps on slippin plays XD
09:21 I was thinking about getting a cell phone. But all of my friends are dead. That's pretty sad you know.
Right, can't believe that stupid idiot started laughing.
I'll be her friend
Nice
Maybe she pushed them off the edge
Bill Nye the Russian Spy maybe they were her 12 split personalities before therapy
Let the professionals handle this
Proceeds to break the roof and blow up the house
Duh. Never heard of sarcasme?
Christian Grey r/wooosh
Japanese dude: mumbles on for an eternity Translator: “Ahh...he says thanks” 💀💀
Basically its what he said. Just he thanked many people and his family and stuff in a loooong list that translator couldnt memorize...
@@PureJoy_ Yep, he thanked pretty much the whole staff including family and friends around 50+ people so yeah the translator wasnt exactly wrong...
"Japanese Dude", probably one of the most famous japanese dude ever x) That's how you recognize people who never played any Kojima game, no offense I just find it funny !
If you watch the actual award the translator remembered pretty much everything Kojima said the “he said thanks” is a dub
@@charlie7329 ah it was a joke? Wait what? Haha
"you're really not that interesting"- Honest, 10/10 performance and delivery
7:46 "uhhh he says thanks" LMAOO 🤣🤣
If only it wasn't a skit from a youtuber (yongyea)
thats all he had to say simple lol
it was clipped
It's dubbed. He didn't really say that.
Perfect
6:15 I know that girl she used to go to my school everyone knew she went to a cooking competetion.
I just had no idea she would become a meme lol
Hm ok. Whats her name tho? (Just for proof)
Thats the first time i saw this
@@lllz9800 honestly I can't remember I didn't really know her or talk to her, just kinda saw her in the hallway once in a while, but I think she left the district, which is why she doesn't go to the districts high school. We were all told to get on at a specific time to watch her cooking competition but I forgot lol
@@bamethyst2148 oh ok then XD
Probably the funniest clip
5 minutes of speech in japanese
Translator: "He says ok"
Crostibul sOs thanks*
Bruh that one always gets me
That guy did not give a fuck lol
This was voiced-over by the youtuber YongYea. The translator didn't actually say this at the event.
the guy did just thanked a bunch of people including his team and family. I guess it got a bit too long for the translator to remember everything the guy said
5:50 Most qualified Polish tradesman
The deathstranding 'He says thanks' is an edit. The translator was actually solid.
That makes me feel a lot better ab it then, lmao thanks
why did hideo kojima did that long sentence
The edit is from YongYea
@@Vic-Boss213 it was his TGA speech
@@analogamin1218 ok
7:00 "They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand."
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂damn
1:00 I guess the bully confrontation rehearsal was just like reality.
thats about how it was gonna go with that weak ass speech 😭😭😭
"If there's one Jedi left, it's not you."
Bro was erased, he just ceased to be! 😂
Everyone’s talking about the Jedi thing but no one recognizes it’s not a chicken wing it’s a damn drumstick
LMAOOO
Nope, it’s a chicken wing... they’re the same thing you know right?? Chicken wings aren’t made from the wings...
It’s the leg, not the wing
The 2nd Law Of Thermodynamics No it’s not. Chicken wing “drumsticks” are the upper arm
VlRGlL
No. Drumsticks are the legs. Wings are the wings.
4:23
“Mom can we see Taylor Swift?”
“We have Taylor Swift at home”
man, did you see her eyes? Her soul just died!
@CT4(9) Khan Bibi Sarah children shouldn't be on RUclips. Go play outside.
@@TaoTaming0subscribe0like Ooh burn on me, right.
😂😂
She is even between Taylor Swift and Nicole Kidman some! :D
I actually feel bad for the kid who liked Jessica.
jessica was a bitch
@Kirsty :] lmao someone's an edgy teenager thinking they are smart by protecting 5 year olds on the internet
@Kirsty :] You wanna write a book about it?
4:38 failed attempt of a comeback 😂
Who? link pls
Am not anglo, these things pass me.
“Totally flat, no flavor”
“Ma’am it’s not a carbonated beverage”
4:35 that girl had the cringiest "comeback" ever it made ME die inside a little
That's because.... She's not interesting.
I mean I feel pretty bad for her. It would kinda through me off guard of someone said that to me
@@spookiedookie4000 some people just need reality checks.
It's your standard "overly sarcastic nice response" that really only works for anyone working retail. Here it's just hilariously pathetic.
I don't think I could come up with a good comeback either. That would completely catch me off guard. Who would go out of their way to say that to someone? That guy was rude and totally out of line. What made him think that was okay?
“Uh, he says thanks”
Audience: 👏👏👏
chests_ yooo wtfff I’m fucking dead rn
I mean, is that a real thing that happened or is it a montage of two different moments ? If it's legit, how is that okay ?? x)
hideo kojima makes this guy have some issues
@@amoineau It's an edit.
@@Mr.Edgeworth okay thanks ;)
The lottery ticket one had me dying, homie was hype af then his face fell harder than the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was so fuckin happy lol I felt sorry for him
Yea that was cruel
NAWWW that little girl with the chicken wing one was wrong😭😭😭
“If there’s one jedi left, it’s not you”
That’s the first time I’ve seen a Stormtrooper didn’t messed up and actually shot someone down.
Bruh ahahahahahahah im dying 😂😂😂
F
Perfect aim.
Why do I need to watch a compilation of people dying inside when I can easily look in the mirror every day?
(Edit) 14 years on RUclips, on and off with different accounts, and THIS is my highest up voted comment ever...
gud :/
Nice this hit me
uhhh ok
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing.
Cringe lol
Cause that's just dying on the outside...
I’ve had two corgis. They are ridiculously cute, if not supremely overconfident.
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"IM NOT LYYIN BRU"
"im ly-