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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @TheAllRounderMemes
    @TheAllRounderMemes  2 года назад +860

    Why is this video still getting so many views

  • @joseph7407
    @joseph7407 4 года назад +2687

    “I’m not lying bro”
    “You’re lying bro”
    “I’m lying”
    😂

    • @o0o_ghost
      @o0o_ghost 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂💔

    • @shockshplock3480
      @shockshplock3480 4 года назад +11

      Joseph I mean... they weren’t lying.

    • @ranah6460
      @ranah6460 4 года назад +1

      Shock Shplock woah,
      Thats deep

    • @pizzablackwell5583
      @pizzablackwell5583 4 года назад +10

      no, it’s “I’m ly-“

    • @beaner5786
      @beaner5786 4 года назад +1

      Bro this moment is such Gold! He did him so dirty

  • @MrMTRON
    @MrMTRON 4 года назад +17152

    My dude got roasted by the stormtroopers at disney world😂😂😂

    • @okaysuredude_
      @okaysuredude_ 4 года назад +201

      Yes that is what happened

    • @Komobear
      @Komobear 4 года назад +346

      I mean. They’re supposed to act scarily like the actual characters so.. makes sense coming from Kylo 😂

    • @uglyjosh3220
      @uglyjosh3220 4 года назад +3

      Mr.M TRON yup thanks for clarifying

    • @blaze0638
      @blaze0638 4 года назад +9

      Mr.M TRON lol atleast my man 100 percent got better aim

    • @deepee918
      @deepee918 4 года назад +36

      That trooper was just salty cuz he's the one who bumped his head...

  • @rahadityap2375
    @rahadityap2375 2 года назад +145

    6:55
    I love how the staff isnt angry but instead laughing for having bad days and immidiate help to put back the backpacker again

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 2 года назад +325

    The last clip is my favorite. It’s not easy to make Kumamon look like he’s dying inside since, obviously, he has only the one expression. But they nailed it. God that was funny.

    • @mbfanz
      @mbfanz 2 года назад +9

      Exactly! One second he was covering his mouth laughing, and the next he was standing in disbelief of what just happened 🤣

    • @CrazyBear65
      @CrazyBear65 Год назад

      What's a Kumamon? Is it that pedobear lookin black fuzzy thing?

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 5 месяцев назад +2

      What was that thing in his hand

    • @mordie31
      @mordie31 4 месяца назад +14

      @@dude9318 I believe what you witnessed is the elusive "ice cream" as they affectionately refer to it in the land of the rising son. It comes in waffle cones and sometimes even has toppings n shit.

    • @andysmith544
      @andysmith544 Месяц назад +6

      @@dude9318 Ignore that guy who said it was ice cream, it was bing chilling.

  • @dondon1817
    @dondon1817 4 года назад +4669

    1:12 even the imaginary bully beat him up

  • @dexzanot
    @dexzanot 4 года назад +4201

    *"I'M* *NOT* *LYING* *BRO!"*
    *"I'M* *LY-"*
    the cut is perfect

    • @James-ii2ff
      @James-ii2ff 4 года назад +61

      Guys, help me steal this man's likes. Like my comment and not his, thankyou

    • @James-ii2ff
      @James-ii2ff 4 года назад +23

      @Pvt. Ryan Louis yes. Because I'm evil and want to steal stuff

    • @dexzanot
      @dexzanot 4 года назад +54

      @@James-ii2ff deep inside you're a good man, my fellow cat pic profiler

    • @ish9506
      @ish9506 4 года назад +5

      James so therefor you’re not only a like beggar, you’re evil too? You’re like, nothing squared

    • @enbi5440
      @enbi5440 4 года назад +13

      the guy's face tho he looks so hurt lol

  • @shoodler
    @shoodler 2 месяца назад +23

    kojima's translator was golden. Translation of kojima's whole speech: "He says thanks!".

  • @mland2012
    @mland2012 2 года назад +59

    5:58 "Why I Didn't Write My Final Paper: An Exploration of Postmodern Thought" I mean, you gotta admit that's kind of clever.

    • @JenByte
      @JenByte Месяц назад +4

      ngl I would be interested to watch that presentation

  • @theprototype8375
    @theprototype8375 4 года назад +8105

    "If there's one Jedi left, it's not you"
    The only shot a Stormtrooper hit

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 4 года назад +34

      I don't understand the joke. plz help

    • @theprototype8375
      @theprototype8375 4 года назад +208

      @@deepstariaenigmatica2601 Stormtroopers usually can't hit anything with their guns
      If they have the accuracy of a normal army then characters like Luke, Leia, etc... would've been killed a long time ago

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 4 года назад +28

      @@theprototype8375 Haaaa! lol thanks

    • @elk3407
      @elk3407 4 года назад +48

      ThePrototype Actually, they were instructed to miss. They weren't trying to kill Luke and Leia. Anyone who knows anything about star wars knows this. In fact, in other scenes in the classic star wars movies they have better accuracy then the average military soldier. The joke that they always miss is not only unfunny and overused, but it's also false.

    • @theprototype8375
      @theprototype8375 4 года назад +36

      @@elk3407 Well then, I stand corrected
      But I do have my own taste in comedy and you have yours

  • @ZetsubouZolo
    @ZetsubouZolo 4 года назад +22262

    "you're really not that intresting"
    A LOT of people on social media need to hear that once in a while

    • @jaypond4368
      @jaypond4368 4 года назад +1308

      She’s attractive so she will be validated the rest of her life tho

    • @fratmciruzzo1270
      @fratmciruzzo1270 4 года назад +163

      Name of the girl?

    • @lesbiansaregoodandch
      @lesbiansaregoodandch 4 года назад +465

      @@jaypond4368 she'll be validated until she's 35*

    • @arthurlandais572
      @arthurlandais572 4 года назад +149

      I think everyone is very interresting !

    • @sainvil115004
      @sainvil115004 4 года назад +10

      ZetsubouZolo so true

  • @ShiloBuff
    @ShiloBuff Месяц назад +60

    "If there's one Jedi left... It's not you. Affirmative!"
    The "Affirmative" part totally got me.

  • @RandomGamerDude399
    @RandomGamerDude399 2 года назад +100

    The face of the mascot at the end makes the reaction to dropping the ice cream even better.
    The Ice Cream: (falls)
    The Mascot: 😧

    • @LirylCrovyn
      @LirylCrovyn 2 года назад +5

      I love that the person in the mascot knew it had a built-in thousand-yard stare and WORKED IT! XD

    • @AmityvilleFan
      @AmityvilleFan 2 года назад +2

      His/her hand is visibly shaking from the stress.

    • @sweeneytodd011
      @sweeneytodd011 Месяц назад +1

      It looked like a final straw moment, mascot probably had his wife leave with the children, his home and car repossessed and declared bankrupt but he was trying to keep going, stay positive, keep fighting the good fight until......🍦the ice cream falls, the only good thing left in his life is now gone too. 😟

  • @MarwanMahdy
    @MarwanMahdy 4 года назад +2881

    "affirmative", that was the fatality right there.

    • @0ut1and3r
      @0ut1and3r 4 года назад +38

      that affirmative hurt my heart

    • @MarwanMahdy
      @MarwanMahdy 4 года назад +1

      @King K. Rool I agree lol

    • @Unknownperson-eo6mk
      @Unknownperson-eo6mk 4 года назад +17

      First time I've ever seen a Storm trooper aim with such accuracy.
      A fine addition to the Order.

  • @ray.gene.bowner
    @ray.gene.bowner 4 года назад +3810

    “Disney world is the happiest place on Earth”
    Stormtrooper: *I’M ABOUT TO DESTROY THIS MAN’S SMILE*

  • @dewaard3301
    @dewaard3301 Год назад +326

    She still wakes up every morning thinking about what "that old guy" said. She's found a way to convince the world (or so she thinks) that it's not bothering her anymore, but that one really stung.

    • @sonorousbelchpipe1021
      @sonorousbelchpipe1021 Год назад

      Well, the old guy is probably dead because he's was stupid and old. Typical lecherous curmudgeon that can't mind his own fucking business. If that's his best pickup line, no wonder he's wearing an apron and working at Beef and Barf. Betcha he "served" in Vietnam as well, working some messhall.

    • @monkeyfeed908
      @monkeyfeed908 11 месяцев назад +22

      i doubt she cares. Shes literally a multimillionaire partly bcuz of this guy being a jerk.

    • @apoorv_mc
      @apoorv_mc 10 месяцев назад +34

      @@monkeyfeed908 who she?

    • @AlisonWonderland999
      @AlisonWonderland999 9 месяцев назад +61

      @dewaard3301 But why did he say it? She was just chatting to someone and he took offence at her being pretty and wanted to put her down just for the pleasure of it, like someone kicking a puppy in the street. You also seem to delight in the idea that he might have not just upset her temporarily, but caused her permanent suffering. Errrmmmm, whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

    • @BigPapaSpeedwagon
      @BigPapaSpeedwagon 6 месяцев назад +41

      @@AlisonWonderland999i mean she really was in fact not that interesting. Being honest is a good thing.

  • @VinceMims77
    @VinceMims77 2 года назад +21

    0:09 Wow, a Stormtrooper that took a shot and actually hit his target. Fascinating.

  • @danielhissi585
    @danielhissi585 4 года назад +4548

    “If there’s one jedi left its not you”
    -Random stormtrooper
    It seems they are better at killing you with word than blaster

    • @conwaykitty_262
      @conwaykitty_262 4 года назад +36

      They’re at least precise with words

    • @satan5739
      @satan5739 4 года назад +18

      @David Ayala
      Damn they would have died due to depression

    • @davidsosa538
      @davidsosa538 4 года назад +11

      So they can´t shoot you but they can hurt you in other ways

    • @wtosten8079
      @wtosten8079 4 года назад +11

      Affirmative

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 года назад +1

      True words though

  • @STierMortal
    @STierMortal 4 года назад +1963

    "If there's one Jedi left, it's not you"
    *That roast was so powerful that it destroyed all of the Jedi*

    • @dasthewashinpowder9709
      @dasthewashinpowder9709 4 года назад +42

      No matter what galaxy you are from, that's gonna hurt.

    • @Gerzsilah
      @Gerzsilah 4 года назад +2

      @@dasthewashinpowder9709even tho you werent insulted by him

    • @chango_5435
      @chango_5435 4 года назад +7

      Mont ok karen we get it

    • @matty101yttam
      @matty101yttam 4 года назад +13

      when obi wan said he felt a disturbance in the force, it was actually this that he was talking about.

    • @STierMortal
      @STierMortal 4 года назад +1

      @@matty101yttam 😂

  • @jason-the-great
    @jason-the-great 2 года назад +43

    6:18 the evil cackle almost took me tf out

  • @svartfrasr9755
    @svartfrasr9755 2 года назад +6

    "I'm lyin'"
    Critical damage.

  • @az4535
    @az4535 4 года назад +8213

    Guy: gives long very emotional speech
    Translator: he said thx

    • @gimmethatcheese5283
      @gimmethatcheese5283 4 года назад +98

      Stop copying other comments and think of something original

    • @madysonroberts1608
      @madysonroberts1608 4 года назад +149

      Arno Zela Himself I mean translating an entire speech like that and then having to memorize it is to much 😅😅 apparently translators can only translate for an hour at most

    • @rinemiko470
      @rinemiko470 4 года назад +107

      @@gimmethatcheese5283 it's not that serious 😬

    • @jeffbac1889
      @jeffbac1889 4 года назад +57

      He's Hideo Kojima, creator of Metal Gear Solid videogames saga. I did'nt even play his games yet.

    • @silph168
      @silph168 4 года назад +14

      Jeff BAC that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking

  • @blainepritchett9368
    @blainepritchett9368 4 года назад +1752

    3:16
    Guy: Breaks bottle of alcohol
    Guy videoing: Goes hard with a kazoo solo

    • @alwayswinning8625
      @alwayswinning8625 4 года назад +8

      ZaaZ Plays didn’t know that was a kazoo

    • @cookieloo
      @cookieloo 4 года назад +7

      @Flash rex It's a joke

    • @achrafmn6595
      @achrafmn6595 4 года назад

      i looked everywhere for that clip but didnt find it anywhere ;-;

    • @beikan4107
      @beikan4107 4 года назад

      theres goes 100€

    • @enbi5440
      @enbi5440 4 года назад

      that laugh tho 😂 I'm dead

  • @zerolovesslipknot
    @zerolovesslipknot 2 года назад +8

    "if there's one jedi left, it's not you"
    NOOOO AND THEN THE AFFIRMATIVE AFTERWARDSSSS

  • @goodvibrations6
    @goodvibrations6 2 года назад +4

    5:18 that last "im not lying bro" it took him lot not to start laughing 😂

  • @Eli-ds3wh
    @Eli-ds3wh 4 года назад +2451

    "I'm not lying bro"
    *Sees $2*
    "I'm ly-"

    • @aastors18
      @aastors18 4 года назад +74

      And that was the last we ever heard of him.

    • @ceroneroland6112
      @ceroneroland6112 4 года назад +5

      TGB 😂😂😂

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 4 года назад +4

      WHOAH, it's almost like we watched the same video! I'm so glad you wrote exactly what happened in a comment so I could be sure.

    • @HappyCappy69
      @HappyCappy69 4 года назад +1

      @Nash Lantey same i had to repeat it again to laugh even harder

    • @HappyCappy69
      @HappyCappy69 4 года назад +1

      @Nash Lantey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fried_chicken139
    @Fried_chicken139 4 года назад +9121

    RIP fake jedi

  • @FloppyDiisk
    @FloppyDiisk Месяц назад +3

    Bernie’s deadpan disapproval of the shallow vanity and unbridled stupidity of a 4.5k trashy shoe is deeply satisfying to see.

  • @USER-8Gaming
    @USER-8Gaming 3 дня назад +1

    that bumble be went like "Autobots! disarm! "💀

  • @hassanhaider2380
    @hassanhaider2380 4 года назад +6396

    Everyone's talking about the fake Jedi but not about the Ramsey roast

    • @mrx-ij8bj
      @mrx-ij8bj 4 года назад +27

      Hassan Haider Thats what I thought

    • @DarthRaider
      @DarthRaider 4 года назад +11

      👎

    • @alexnather7614
      @alexnather7614 4 года назад +41

      Hassan Haider we seen it a lot

    • @hassanhaider2380
      @hassanhaider2380 4 года назад +74

      @@alexnather7614 but some things never get old

    • @whatsgood1627
      @whatsgood1627 4 года назад +9

      Bruh I mean that was earlier seasons of hell kitchen like 2009

  • @insomniacspaghetti
    @insomniacspaghetti 4 года назад +1981

    3:20 this guy laughs like a bicycle pump.

    • @DLP-Coasters
      @DLP-Coasters 4 года назад +31

      Your comment will make it big

    • @K41tlyn4
      @K41tlyn4 4 года назад +13

      omg lol

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma 4 года назад +19

      Never heard a bicycle pump laugh...

    • @user-ue1ml5vs2u
      @user-ue1ml5vs2u 4 года назад +6

      i laughed way too hard

    • @ameliebabin3202
      @ameliebabin3202 4 года назад +5

      The guy holding the camera says "Fuck Leo, fucking shit!" in French

  • @kowshikjayaraman9267
    @kowshikjayaraman9267 2 года назад +9

    That Kojima Japanese translation was a good one 😂

  • @reluctantsocialist2670
    @reluctantsocialist2670 2 года назад +4

    Whoever is the guy in the black mascot outfit at the end is a genius, that reaction was amazingly well played

  • @thesmileshow9651
    @thesmileshow9651 3 года назад +2553

    Nobody's talking about that kid that got rejected by Jessica.

  • @kostastamos699
    @kostastamos699 3 года назад +3004

    This anti-bully training was realistic af it totally matched how a real life situtation would end.

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos 3 года назад +26

      No he hit it pretty hard. No one could get up after a hit like that

    • @pinkorange4980
      @pinkorange4980 3 года назад +41

      @@madmanpecos lol even after he winds up the punch for hella long

    • @rainerwahnsinn9585
      @rainerwahnsinn9585 2 года назад +27

      Yes but now attacking the bully would get suspended

    • @Johnny-pm4ts
      @Johnny-pm4ts 2 года назад +4

      @@rainerwahnsinn9585 Would he tho

    • @michaelrogers4157
      @michaelrogers4157 2 года назад +35

      @@Johnny-pm4ts Depending on the school and/school system... yes he definitely could. If a school advertises having a "Zero Tolerance" policy towards fighting/bullying.
      That usually means that if you fight, whether in self defense or defense of another, you're punished exactly the same as the bully/bullies who attacked.
      My high school, Creekside High, instituted that policy way back in 2002.
      It caused me to have to withdraw myself from school 5 months before my 17th birthday to avoid having an expulsion on my record due to being suspended many times for DEFENDING myself and once for defending some small freshman.
      I just waited until i was 20 then went the GED and military route.
      The policy of Creekside High School was this, paraphrasing from memory here since it's been almost 20 years.
      "Violence is NEVER the right thing to do."
      "If you are bullied or attacked, DO NOT respond with VIOLENCE! This is UNACCEPTABLE behavior and only promotes MORE violence. Furthermore, ANY student who physically contacts another in a physical and violent manner, will be punished severely and swiftly.
      Without exception!"
      "If you are threatened or physically assaulted, first try to escape the situation by retreating to a safe area, by evading your attackers or by finding a person of authority while calling loudly for help."
      "If escape or evasion is not possible, fall to the ground and onto your side, assume a protective fetal position. Curl your body into a ball, as small as possible, by drawing your knees towards your chest and using your arms to cover your head and face, this will help protect you from serious injury."
      They actually had a little 3 or 4 part diagram here showing you how to assume this position. Highlighting the areas it protected the most.
      "Yell loudly for help, and yell at your attackers to stop, while maintaining this position until help arrives or your attackers leave."
      While I'm sure thats not 100% correct to the word, its still pretty accurate. Hell it should be, i had to read it aloud and had it quoted to me often enough during my 10th and 11th years.
      Some schools and school systems seem to have NO concept of reality.

  • @madrx2
    @madrx2 2 года назад +11

    6:21 The grown man filming a kid crying on TV had me in stitches.

    • @FoeHammerTime
      @FoeHammerTime Год назад +1

      Not gonna lie I thought that was a chick. We may never know...

    • @kedigiller111
      @kedigiller111 5 дней назад

      you got to be kidding

  • @eywaah
    @eywaah 2 года назад +1

    The cat dying inside seeing the kitty in his house is just pure lmao

  • @MattTJeremy
    @MattTJeremy 4 года назад +1707

    7:45
    Kojima: "long speech"
    Translator: *THANK YOU*
    Now that's what you call 'straight to the point'

    • @fazejon2209
      @fazejon2209 4 года назад +81

      I'd slap the translator. Kojima is a genius

    • @busrigurunyadidaofficial8693
      @busrigurunyadidaofficial8693 4 года назад +6

      Whatcha stoopeed translator

    • @HyperFoxIII
      @HyperFoxIII 4 года назад +32

      The auto-generated captions are hilarious

    • @PartyPoison37
      @PartyPoison37 4 года назад +100

      @@fazejon2209 I mean, to be fair (read pedantic idiot) Kojima-san thanked a huge amount of mostly Japanese speaking people, with deferential nuance, in extremely rapid succession. Translating all of that 100% literally would have taken up 3 times as much time on a tight awards show schedule, so Thanks works just fine for English speaking fans.

    • @fazejon2209
      @fazejon2209 4 года назад +3

      @@PartyPoison37 not for me. Kojima is my hero. Maybe one day someone will understand that. He kept my childhood lit.

  • @Nick-ko5cs
    @Nick-ko5cs 3 года назад +1437

    “YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT”
    “YOU LYIN”
    “YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT”
    “YOU LYIN YOU LYIN”
    “I WAS LYIN”

  • @Dustin.Born.
    @Dustin.Born. 21 день назад +2

    Jokes on them. I'm already dead on the inside.

  • @Exe3D
    @Exe3D 2 года назад +76

    "You're really not that interesting" little taste of reality never hurt anybody

    • @Exe3D
      @Exe3D 2 года назад +7

      @@DirtyOldMan81 yup

    • @Clickmoi
      @Clickmoi 2 года назад

      @@DirtyOldMan81 You are not interesting

    • @cinnamorollgirl4961
      @cinnamorollgirl4961 2 года назад +7

      @@SODMGGOKU just be darn respectful. doesn’t matter what generation. makes sense? it has nothing to do with generation, but older people always like to bring that up oddly. respect and not being a jerk is timeless

    • @cinnamorollgirl4961
      @cinnamorollgirl4961 2 года назад +14

      @@SODMGGOKU the girl in the video wasn’t doing anything wrong and if you or anyone had a problem with her just being herself, then you guys are the issue. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @lj2265
      @lj2265 2 года назад +6

      She must be pretty interesting if what she was doing got his attention and elicited a reaction. If she was genuinely not interesting, like the other people in the establishment who were acting normally, it wouldn't have gotten a reaction or even been noticed at all. Uninteresting people aren't looked at, or talked to, or paid much attention. They are ignored, like I imagine your parents ignored you growing up. So... there's a taste of reality for you lol

  • @mariaayay6603
    @mariaayay6603 4 года назад +1639

    “did u hear what that old guy said?” *dies from embarrassment

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 4 года назад +38

      "You've lived a long time." She got him good.

    • @Bingbangboompowwham
      @Bingbangboompowwham 4 года назад +55

      Old guy tryna neg a young hot girl...nothing more pathetic

    • @Bingbangboompowwham
      @Bingbangboompowwham 4 года назад +89

      polarfroge A) you don’t know the conversation she was having B) the old man needs to mind his own business l, and C) yes, she is very attractive, and D) how could you possibly know what she’s like “inside”? Y’all just wanna hate on a pretty girl who would never sleep with you

    • @Bingbangboompowwham
      @Bingbangboompowwham 4 года назад +54

      polarfroge A troll is a bitter loser with a mean streak and nothing important to say, like yourself.

    • @obnoxiouslisper1548
      @obnoxiouslisper1548 4 года назад +43

      @polarfroge you fucking killed the simp dude

  • @jorjawiebe9233
    @jorjawiebe9233 4 года назад +691

    “If there’s one Jedi left, it’s not you”
    Shots fired!
    Wait....

  • @BoatyMcBoatface669
    @BoatyMcBoatface669 Год назад

    Gave this a thumbs up just for the Adam Savage clip. Been there, buddy! LOL

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 3 месяца назад +2

    that guy who got knocked out by a boxing ball killed me 🤣

  • @TheRealCaptainFreedom
    @TheRealCaptainFreedom 4 года назад +872

    6:15 That guy’s cruel laughter made this clip awesome.

  • @JarPanda
    @JarPanda 4 года назад +3580

    Damn really hit her with a "You're Really Not That Interesting. "

    • @camarongames4496
      @camarongames4496 4 года назад +49

      What' her full name

    • @alexrsps141
      @alexrsps141 4 года назад +291

      I mean he is not wrong she just has some tig ol bitties

    • @user-ky3wp6gc5z
      @user-ky3wp6gc5z 4 года назад +104

      Tbh until he said that I was convinced that it was taylor swift. Tbh she really wasnt that interesting.

    • @flirtatiousradio
      @flirtatiousradio 4 года назад +72

      I think she is some kind of cute, thats interesting.

    • @user-ky3wp6gc5z
      @user-ky3wp6gc5z 4 года назад +292

      @@flirtatiousradio ok simp

  • @nickolasdavis8373
    @nickolasdavis8373 2 года назад +3

    "If there's one jedi left, it's not you."
    Um OUCH!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +74352

    If there's one Jedi left, it's not you
    r/Murderedbywords

    • @doi5451
      @doi5451 4 года назад +1700

      r/IHaveReddit

    • @doi5451
      @doi5451 4 года назад +513

      @@harvetwound1234 he probably had 24 chromosomes ngl

    • @igitankgames4706
      @igitankgames4706 4 года назад +68

      F

    • @gammavalentin7
      @gammavalentin7 4 года назад +57

      Amana Koyum bruh u have 0 subs

    • @gammavalentin7
      @gammavalentin7 4 года назад +51

      -Leonardo- -David97- r/14characterlimit

  • @maomao6023
    @maomao6023 3 года назад +1676

    There’s two types of people in this world
    The disappointed chicken wing girl
    And the thankful avocado kid

    • @strikereureka5081
      @strikereureka5081 3 года назад +36

      I always thought that the avocade kid was faking his excitement so that his parents wouldn't take badly to his reaction.

    • @mrshitterthepencilspitter6931
      @mrshitterthepencilspitter6931 3 года назад +12

      and the overjoyed banana kid

    • @anonymous25yearsago53
      @anonymous25yearsago53 3 года назад +2

      Ninja 21 obviously

    • @strikereureka5081
      @strikereureka5081 3 года назад +7

      @@anonymous25yearsago53 ik, my point was that the kid wasn't genuinely thankful (as implied by the comment) but rather pretended to be

    • @TripleOhSeven
      @TripleOhSeven 3 года назад

      Uhh thankful banana girl?

  • @randomperson9390
    @randomperson9390 2 года назад +1

    The bully speech kid had a 100% accurate representation of what would happen.

  • @Nick-rs5if
    @Nick-rs5if 12 дней назад

    "If there's one Jedi left, it's not you."
    Bro was erased, he just ceased to be! 😂

  • @ecoo911
    @ecoo911 4 года назад +254

    6:46 I love how they just laugh it out instead. Totally beats feeling anger towards him.

    • @meldymoonprincess7689
      @meldymoonprincess7689 4 года назад +14

      Yeees imagine knocking everything down, I would be so scared of the workers being mad

    • @mchmch6081
      @mchmch6081 4 года назад +3

      Well its not his fault

    • @edmund8954
      @edmund8954 4 года назад

      @@meldymoonprincess7689 genuinely i would be laughing too lol.

  • @infusixtv204
    @infusixtv204 4 года назад +1415

    3:18 he sounds like my printer hahaha

  • @back2u-
    @back2u- 2 года назад

    I need more of this. 😂😂😂

  • @mechadata3477
    @mechadata3477 2 года назад

    That bully rehearsal got real, real fast hahaha.

  • @williamviethoang
    @williamviethoang 4 года назад +1629

    That bear’s face was a good emotion at that very moment.
    10:06

    • @pichlyzasok1144
      @pichlyzasok1144 3 года назад +2

      ye

    • @SuV33358
      @SuV33358 3 года назад +13

      I thought that was the funniest one in the bunch

    • @wethepeople079
      @wethepeople079 3 года назад +1

      Gave me the giggles. Few things have me struggling to breathe from laughing.

    • @Eaterofeaterofpies
      @Eaterofeaterofpies 3 года назад

      ya the bear face was a good emotion for the moment

    • @l3arnf0x
      @l3arnf0x 3 года назад +1

      Perfect lol

  • @joshuadixon01
    @joshuadixon01 4 года назад +360

    9:36 Thought bumblebee was starting to transform.

  • @randomthe0ne
    @randomthe0ne 4 дня назад

    3:31 "wassup wichu?" LMAO

  • @MatthewDark015
    @MatthewDark015 2 года назад +2

    It's hilarious how the guys look like they're thinking "if we remove the chimney, maybe there won't be a hole, underneath???🤷🏻‍♂️👀" And the other guy in the back tipped toed off like "LOOK AT WHAT THESE F---ING IDIOTS JUST DID!?!🤣😂🤣💀"

  • @jackdensmore3065
    @jackdensmore3065 4 года назад +1290

    She really got roasted by an old guy in an anime shirt

    • @park1n214
      @park1n214 4 года назад +66

      Jack Densmore “y o u r r e a l l y n o t t h a t I n t r e s t i n g”

    • @lilchexofficial7859
      @lilchexofficial7859 4 года назад +21

      broad had it coming

    • @cforchicken8891
      @cforchicken8891 4 года назад +43

      He's a fuckin god

    • @kingcz-ru6ce
      @kingcz-ru6ce 4 года назад +50

      dudes a loser and she handled it like a champ

    • @kingcz-ru6ce
      @kingcz-ru6ce 4 года назад +30

      a roast is funny and witty, its like taking a negative aspect of someone and finding a way to cleverly insult them. He came so basic

  • @SleazyRoseWalker
    @SleazyRoseWalker 4 года назад +584

    "please just love me again Jessica"
    Jessica: *walks away*
    Girl's gonna be a cold one when she's grown up 😂

    • @sirburr6602
      @sirburr6602 4 года назад +26

      That boy is gonna get his soul ripped out by a girl when he's older

    • @bakedgoods7116
      @bakedgoods7116 4 года назад +26

      @@sirburr6602 He has no soul left to give lmao

    • @MediCali951
      @MediCali951 4 года назад +6

      Baked Goods he might as well dye his hair and eyebrows red because he has no soul left

    • @Leiviosuh
      @Leiviosuh 4 года назад +2

      That boy is going to lose his spirit and become colder

    • @blacklisted9355
      @blacklisted9355 4 года назад +1

      SleazyRoseWalker That kid is gonna go from Nagato to Pain when he gets older and become a savage

  • @arkbom
    @arkbom 2 года назад

    "Ah, he said thanks" hahahashahaha

  • @Kevin-ix4qz
    @Kevin-ix4qz 11 месяцев назад +1

    That guy deep throat that bud light bottle is fitting

  • @CrustyTheMoist
    @CrustyTheMoist 4 года назад +1093

    Everyone else died inside, but bumblebee straight up just died.

  • @Vinicius-Bigode
    @Vinicius-Bigode 3 года назад +3644

    Second time watching, that Gordon clip is still gold.

  • @mareenaperez5945
    @mareenaperez5945 2 года назад

    ''did you hear what that old guy said''😂

  • @HerpaDurpVg
    @HerpaDurpVg 4 дня назад

    "you look more like a dog than i do"
    Guaranteed she will NEVER live that down.

  • @mlg2766
    @mlg2766 4 года назад +329

    “If there’s one Jedi left, it’s not you”
    The sentence that destroyed the Death Star

  • @erdemodemirelo9227
    @erdemodemirelo9227 4 года назад +723

    3:17 this dudes laugh sounds like those cashier scanners.

  • @AkifBkif
    @AkifBkif 3 месяца назад

    7:51 literally me when i woke up for the school at 6am lmao

  • @tonyhewlett4527
    @tonyhewlett4527 Год назад

    The guy with the speed bag just broke his nose 😂

  • @DarkWarrior076
    @DarkWarrior076 4 года назад +3759

    Guy: *gives a touching Japanese speech*
    Translator: Uh, he says thanks.

    • @ratpiss3366
      @ratpiss3366 4 года назад +302

      "guy"
      You know, fuck you

    • @sosono5929
      @sosono5929 4 года назад +80

      would have been better if it actually was true :/
      still funny tho xD

    • @corcs2037
      @corcs2037 4 года назад +42

      Are you disrespecting our lord and saviour?

    • @brandongonzales4744
      @brandongonzales4744 4 года назад +149

      I bet he's mad because they automatically assumed he knew how to speak Japanese just because he's asian and made him translate.

    • @NiiCoMusic
      @NiiCoMusic 4 года назад +55

      That's an edit made by YongYea.

  • @iamthehighground5942
    @iamthehighground5942 4 года назад +1010

    "If theres one Jedi left, it's not you."
    I felt that plasma caster from here.

  • @chocolatepotato5469
    @chocolatepotato5469 2 месяца назад

    The wholesome man who's completely unaware of how giving people whip cream on there knees from the bottle looks, is in fact, my spirit animal.

    • @minkinomics3002
      @minkinomics3002 2 месяца назад

      He was running for president at the time.

  • @aarickDSN
    @aarickDSN 2 года назад +1

    I would’ve lost my shit if the bumblebee started doing push-ups😂

  • @cameronpruitt8339
    @cameronpruitt8339 4 года назад +526

    6:15 that CRUEL cackle as the candy handle falls over 😂

    • @hasancankirac9265
      @hasancankirac9265 4 года назад +12

      She knows what's gonna happen and still watches it!

    • @cameronpruitt8339
      @cameronpruitt8339 4 года назад +1

      Hasancan Kirac 🤣

    • @anthonyprince7989
      @anthonyprince7989 4 года назад +6

      omg I laughed so hard

    • @t.bo.e2487
      @t.bo.e2487 4 года назад +20

      Cameron Pruitt the painful tears of children are so delicious

    • @xclip1814
      @xclip1814 4 года назад +4

      Where can I watch that vid? I need 10 hours of that

  • @francisg3495
    @francisg3495 4 года назад +1272

    10:08 that mascot looks like he gave up on life

    • @slippytsg2219
      @slippytsg2219 4 года назад +43

      Somehow it’s expression went from happy to very depressed

    • @bandz4998
      @bandz4998 4 года назад +4

      this made me lose my shit

    • @francisg3495
      @francisg3495 4 года назад

      @CryBaby 222 wanna cry together?QQ

    • @supahtyp
      @supahtyp 4 года назад +4

      The way it looks fits the situation perfectly

    • @user-eo7zp2iu8m
      @user-eo7zp2iu8m 4 года назад

      Worse than that

  • @anthonyalexandrou809
    @anthonyalexandrou809 Год назад

    Good mesh up. Made me laugh,
    Subscribed

  • @Nobody-vr5nl
    @Nobody-vr5nl 8 дней назад

    1:30, "whats the problem?"
    im dead xD

  • @ADi-po6yc
    @ADi-po6yc 4 года назад +476

    3:31 “wassup with you”

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 4 года назад +7

      That’s what I call a spitroast

    • @orangejulius177
      @orangejulius177 4 года назад +13

      I aim to please

    • @Pwn3540
      @Pwn3540 4 года назад +6

      Where is that from? Lol

    • @BlackLightning325
      @BlackLightning325 4 года назад +13

      ADi The moment he realized this isn’t the woman he once knew 😂

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 4 года назад

      my exact question

  • @brute6896
    @brute6896 4 года назад +395

    I like that icecream guy in the costume because like in his head he was like “I failed, the duty I swore on my to give that girl her icecream, I failed in that, god have mercy on my soul for I have failed.”

    • @tyjohnston5889
      @tyjohnston5889 4 года назад

      Sadly he was executed shortly after.

    • @brute6896
      @brute6896 4 года назад

      @@tyjohnston5889 rest in peace, as he has been freed from his torment by the ice cream police

  • @lancehandy6648
    @lancehandy6648 Год назад +1

    “Totally flat, no flavor”
    “Ma’am it’s not a carbonated beverage”

  • @TheIllusioner
    @TheIllusioner 4 года назад +161

    7:17 The guy technically did say thanks, he was thanking the company, his co-workers, his friends, his family, and his fans

    • @jamesburnett4443
      @jamesburnett4443 4 года назад +5

      As soon as I heard the whole thing I knew he wasnt going to remember it all

    • @wojtek1582
      @wojtek1582 4 года назад +2

      @@jamesburnett4443 In reality the translator remembered it all. What is here is a doctored version done as a joke not the real one. Here is the original: ruclips.net/video/cjnjyVY-LCI/видео.html

  • @chupapimunyano5282
    @chupapimunyano5282 4 года назад +353

    3:37 when the guy said whats up witchu. I lost it

  • @wit2030
    @wit2030 2 месяца назад

    Finally, a youtuber who doesn't spend 5 minutes explaining every single clip down to the last minute detail

  • @quaqyt4173
    @quaqyt4173 3 года назад +716

    10:05 omg these eyes are fitting so perfectly to this situation...

  • @maan1511
    @maan1511 3 года назад +986

    4:56
    "You're lying to me bro." "I'm not lying bro..." looks at the screen. "I'm lying".
    That face is priceless 😂

    • @princevinny0073
      @princevinny0073 3 года назад +4

      😂🤣

    • @DaytonaHkk
      @DaytonaHkk 3 года назад +4

      I'm dying.... hahahahahahahahaahaha

    • @Vote_By_Mail
      @Vote_By_Mail 2 года назад +2

      Why do kids always cut off videos while the person is still talking? Shouldn't you guys be like... good at using technology?

    • @eddyhoopin
      @eddyhoopin 2 года назад +10

      @@Vote_By_Mail that's how long the original video is you dumbass

    • @Johnny-pm4ts
      @Johnny-pm4ts 2 года назад +4

      @@Vote_By_Mail Called cut scream, mate

  • @Lime-up3lw
    @Lime-up3lw 2 года назад

    1:11 I was expecting that but still had a heart attacc lol

  • @ddrlear
    @ddrlear Месяц назад

    I'm not lyin bro! I'm lyin. lmao

  • @Itsyovice
    @Itsyovice 3 года назад +834

    7:46 "uhhh he says thanks" LMAOO 🤣🤣

    • @nick1615
      @nick1615 3 года назад +31

      If only it wasn't a skit from a youtuber (yongyea)

    • @19.9inety7_
      @19.9inety7_ 3 года назад +10

      thats all he had to say simple lol

    • @outlandish791
      @outlandish791 2 года назад +3

      it was clipped

    • @mozkitolife5437
      @mozkitolife5437 2 года назад +4

      It's dubbed. He didn't really say that.

    • @riden-on3082
      @riden-on3082 2 года назад

      Perfect

  • @otnielaponte9283
    @otnielaponte9283 4 года назад +229

    “Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night” lmao

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 4 года назад +5

      Best speech from a video game.

    • @basedredpilled3105
      @basedredpilled3105 4 года назад +1

      You know, I never really knew where that line was from exactly, as I haven't played and metal gear solid games until recently. So I got myself metal gear solid 5 and played through that neverending prologue which was basically a movie and then, in the chopper. He said it. And I was like; "Wait a minute..."

  • @leeuniverse
    @leeuniverse 2 года назад

    Ah man... That kids Christmas present one was EPIC. :)

  • @DotzekWork
    @DotzekWork 29 дней назад +1

    1:26 poor kid.. you know his reaction is pure innocence at this age..

  • @brad5426
    @brad5426 17 дней назад +1

    5:50 Most qualified Polish tradesman

  • @dayostical
    @dayostical 4 года назад +1815

    1:28..that boy is going to have ALOT of problems with women when he grows up.

    • @makemeajmod
      @makemeajmod 4 года назад +228

      ya poor kid. his parents are probably going through a divorce or some shit. and this kid just doesnt know how to process love correctly.

    • @ViperDivinity
      @ViperDivinity 4 года назад +21

      Hey that sounds like a curse lol

    • @penguinemcriseexistencial433
      @penguinemcriseexistencial433 4 года назад +10

      @@makemeajmod and how do u know that

    • @alzm0nd120
      @alzm0nd120 4 года назад +62

      @@penguinemcriseexistencial433 he literally said "probably", meaning he was guessing that happened.

    • @penguinemcriseexistencial433
      @penguinemcriseexistencial433 4 года назад +8

      @@alzm0nd120 it still is a hell of a guess

  • @skydragon8538
    @skydragon8538 3 года назад +1597

    Guy: * gets ice cream *
    Also guy: so you not gonna do the flippy floppy thingy...ok

    • @skydragon8538
      @skydragon8538 3 года назад +46

      @Skip ads in Turkey, they will use those long sticks to get ice cream, and the ice cream workers will trick you and turn the cone and stuff yk, it's like s tradition

    • @judethaddeus9856
      @judethaddeus9856 3 года назад +1

      @Skip ads I don’t wither

    • @wentzr
      @wentzr 3 года назад +5

      still dont get it

    • @amar43334
      @amar43334 3 года назад +16

      @@wentzr just type turkey ice cream and u will know it..that customer expect the seller will do the trick but he doesnt do it

    • @AkashRamesh8
      @AkashRamesh8 3 года назад +3

      @@skydragon8538 He's Yoo Byung-jae and this is probably part of SNL Korea.

  • @horsepower523
    @horsepower523 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Watch people die inside"
    *shows a cat*
    uh ok.....

  • @mlembrant
    @mlembrant 2 года назад

    2:16 i love how everyone left the scene only to leave the glitched cat to respawn again..

  • @seanduffy1420
    @seanduffy1420 3 года назад +2765

    The kid who was rehearsing his bully speech and hit himself made me genuinely very sad

    • @sociologiaanimal
      @sociologiaanimal 3 года назад +153

      He learnt a lesson, tho: you're your worst enemy ;)

    • @samuelmason8370
      @samuelmason8370 3 года назад +36

      it was the funniest thing ive seen since spongebob theme generated by AI; nicki minaj kills it.,

    • @saxeisrap7846
      @saxeisrap7846 3 года назад +21

      So dumb he got bullied by a thing lol 🤣

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 3 года назад +24

      He walloped that thing good. Bully would not get up after that.

    • @Timmy_The_P.O.G
      @Timmy_The_P.O.G 3 года назад +13

      I was sad for him... I still laughed though