3:20 𝓈𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 -> s̶̛̛̳͉̯̞̜̩͈̣̞͔̽͆͋͒́̉̚̚a̵͇̟̰͍̯̰̭̿t̷̨̼̟͇͉̃̀̋ͅi̸͎͍̱̟̹͖͔̜̣͌̌͗͝s̸̗͌̈́̑̇f̵̞̏̈̐͜a̵̞̅͠c̸̡̟̺̣̜̪͓̫̰̓͛̾̃̀͋t̷̛͙̅̇̓̆͐̆̉̚͝i̸͇̎͛̏͋͂͘͘o̵̗̤̿́̽̎͠n̵̛͙̘̙̊ "ARRGGHHHHH!"🤣🤣 That scream had me laughing for 5 minutes.
The guy putting the blocks in the correct order.....I was imagining the Tetris music and hoping a line of them would vanish when he put them in place! 💚🐇🐴💚
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ux
@@schaffiourketaris2691 Oh but look how quickly we tend to forget my lovely. Mention Huckleberry Finn nowadays and most wonder if it's an alcoholic fruit milkshake!
Listening to you Ozzy... are the most satisfying parts of my entire life. The words you use to explain and describe things give me GREAT satisfaction because they are words I can't make my brain put together and say... Once I hear you say it I'm like "yeah nah yeah that's EXACTLY what I would say about the exact moment if my brain functioned better"...
I relate to 2 things in the video, that messing up drawing a simple line and cutting the cheese slices. That calligraphy too if you exclude the first part of neat letters.
Imagine being that good at calligraphy, that you can use that level of skill to write all that and have no issues smudging the absolute hell out of that beautiful work of precision penmanship. ffs. What a monster.
That was a roller-coaster of emotion.
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I find that to be a common thing with Ozzy Man's videos. Lol
I need a smoko
I am deeply emotionally disturbed now. Not satisfied, yet oddly satisfied. Terrible...I think.
I'll hurt the person who smudged the last part.. I reacted to it and it was not pleasant #ocdmanindahouse 😃
That calligraphy at the end represents how we felt about game of thrones.
SO TRUE
Accurate
Obligitory: "MUH QUEEN"
BRUH
Exactly!
Never seen it.
I literally shrieked out loud when they smudged the calligraphy
It hurt, it really did.
I legitimately flinched
Same here...😱
I had to watch it again, and stop it before they did that.
Exactly my reaction
I feel like this was betrayal at the highest level.
There’s trust that’s been broken man.
ahahhah the last one had me on the floor ahha
3:20
Top 10 anime betrayals of all time
I got fucking jumpscared by that shit
That one set off my PTSD from my art college days...
More unsatisfying to me is how they didn't dot the last bloody 'i' before smudging it.
That wipe was criminal.
@@VitreousHearts That’s proof they really knew what they were doing, the wipe was not the real tilter there. 🤣
as a cheese lover, that cheese cutting hurt SO BAD i cannot describe the emotions i am experiencing right now
Grating, isn't it?
cheese is legal heroin
You could call it grating
Consider therapy..
😆
3:20 𝓈𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 -> s̶̛̛̳͉̯̞̜̩͈̣̞͔̽͆͋͒́̉̚̚a̵͇̟̰͍̯̰̭̿t̷̨̼̟͇͉̃̀̋ͅi̸͎͍̱̟̹͖͔̜̣͌̌͗͝s̸̗͌̈́̑̇f̵̞̏̈̐͜a̵̞̅͠c̸̡̟̺̣̜̪͓̫̰̓͛̾̃̀͋t̷̛͙̅̇̓̆͐̆̉̚͝i̸͇̎͛̏͋͂͘͘o̵̗̤̿́̽̎͠n̵̛͙̘̙̊ "ARRGGHHHHH!"🤣🤣 That scream had me laughing for 5 minutes.
Can't get no...satisfaction..satisfaction
@Toasty if you mean 𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘, i just googled "fancy text generator".
Your text is exactly my handwriting: expatiation vs reality :-)
"Everybody loves a WANKER with the deck of cards"
😂😂
That smudge at the end had me screaming NOOOOOOOO!!!
*REEeeeeeee!* (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
Yeah I nearly died after that one
I was already having a conniption when they crossed the t's WAY TOO HIGH. The smudge was warranted!
"I wanna lick it, is that weird?"
No Ozzy Man, the answer is always no.
"This is grating to watch" wins the interwebs for today.
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Shut up noob
Make Australia grate again!
Let's be honest. Ozzyman folding the t shirt at the end is the most satisfying of all these.
Yep!
He took lessons from Sheldon 😁
This is the most satisfying Ozzy Man since the millionaire boat owner gave the bikini girls concussions on GoPro
I see that clip in the outro all the time, but which video is it from?
@@Antifrost ruclips.net/video/ZvEE3_mBzi8/видео.html
@@bigraymie lol...my dudes on that shit.
@@josepasco7457 Near PISSED myself when I first saw it... lol
Correction, he gave himself a concussion
"It's like a Christmas card from Granny... a bit tricky to read." lmfao
he had us in the first half, not gonna lie
yeah nah, go on and lie, we all wanna hear what ya gonna lie about.
squadW
Yes, I want to hear this lie
I have to admit it. I watched that Moses tree fall a few times. Epic!
I'm not Australian, but "Fucking bloody-phenominal of a finish, mate!" I haven't been so messed up since the end of the movie "The Mist."
I have never seen one of those bricks tools before, but it makes so much sense, and answers a question I never new I had.
That end was killer. Blue balled by satisfaction, literally.
The guy putting the blocks in the correct order.....I was imagining the Tetris music and hoping a line of them would vanish when he put them in place!
💚🐇🐴💚
I physically flinched during the last one.
This video is just satisfying
It's almost like it's meant to be satisfying
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ux
@@AxxLAfriku dissers side
@@AxxLAfriku everyone hates on a guy with two girlfriends because,... you have two girlfriends.
Been watching your content for many years now and I still absolutely love your vocabulary, "whack the like button", "fair dinkum", all of it is gold!
1:29 She has discovered a way to make people feel badass while they are doing her job.
Shhhh, that old people trick is one of the few perks of living long but not necessarily prospering. Don't go telling all the youngsters!
@@madoldbatwoman my bad mate, hope granny is not going to find out that i snitched out her trade.
@@lefrogjunior379 Watch out for the Revenge of the Nanas!
@@madoldbatwoman Too late Tom Sawyer already let the cat our of the bag.
@@schaffiourketaris2691 Oh but look how quickly we tend to forget my lovely. Mention Huckleberry Finn nowadays and most wonder if it's an alcoholic fruit milkshake!
That calligraphy resumes perfectly how we, left handed writers, experience ink that doesn't dry quickly.
"I WOULD NEVER LICK THIS" I started my day super anxious and ozzy man screaming this, not the satisfying videos, has cured me
Lol the clapping grandma for the table washing is so much funnier than it needs to be
That card guy is a feckin wizard
I was going with warlock but most likely a wizard, a lot more realistic and logical.
Nailed it. Ozzy Man perfection is meta-satisfaction!
“Oh give this a licky lick” lmaoooo
Listening to you Ozzy... are the most satisfying parts of my entire life. The words you use to explain and describe things give me GREAT satisfaction because they are words I can't make my brain put together and say... Once I hear you say it I'm like "yeah nah yeah that's EXACTLY what I would say about the exact moment if my brain functioned better"...
At the last clip, when the calligraphy was messed up, I did react the same as you did!😄
People need to be serious about this type of shit depression is no joke
"Calligraphy, it's a nice 'note' to end on."
I see what you did there.
0:44
I need a kitchen version of this wood cutter for veggies haha
Depending on how thick you want the slices you could just use a mandolin 🤷♀️
Only Ozzy can make a relaxing video so intense
Omg that satisfaction calligraphy clip was custom made for you.
The “red sea split” by the tree was epic
my vocabulary be like right now:
Whacky whack
Splashy splash
Subby sub
Licky lick
spready spread
Today I sent a meeting invitation to a colleague with the subject "chatty chat". I mean, for real. :P
😅😅
@@coleiche 🤣
You too??!!
"Flippy flip"!
OzzyMan's voice is the most satisfying part of this video
especially when he was freaking out
that was like music to my ears
LMAO the plot twist in the middle and end
I can listen to this man commenting on absolutely anything.
Evil man
Evil man in fact 🕊️
gotta love ozzyman.
💥💥💥👀
Ozzy Man is one of the ONLY reasons I still keep ScrewedTube on my phone. Keep up the great work!!!
This was an emotional roller coaster of a video. Well done
I relate to 2 things in the video, that messing up drawing a simple line and cutting the cheese slices. That calligraphy too if you exclude the first part of neat letters.
watching ozzy man satisfy the world
satisfies me
Holy sh*t!! Wipping the word satisfaction gave me a heart attack!!!
Pain
Title is exactly what we feel after every Ozzy Man video...
the comeback to satisfying videos was the most satisfying thing of the video
2:20 What happens every time I try to get a slice of cheese
Cheese wire is the answer. Never looked back since getting one.
Do what I do and buy grated cheese, job done.
The smudging of the calligraphy took me back to my high school days when I used to try using fountain pens as a leftie.
Ozzyman singing 'In da club' is what we all wanted everyone, hit the showers.
This was a rollercoaster of emotions.
Me : *Watches Ozzy Man review something*
Also Me : *"SATISFACTION."*
The end of the pen clip literally my my heart race
Ozzy Man is legendary 🤣
Much love from NZ mate 🤙
This channel and Chiseled Adonnis are my 2 favorite commentaries on RUclips! These guys are hilarious!
Does anyone know how much work Ozzy has to put for this outstanding commentary....kudos fella. 🤗
that „awwwwww“ at the end killed me!
The ending gave me PTSD.
More of these
Imagine being that good at calligraphy, that you can use that level of skill to write all that and have no issues smudging the absolute hell out of that beautiful work of precision penmanship. ffs. What a monster.
👏👏👏🤣
I felt that last one in my HEART!
3:03 They got us in the first half, not gonna lie
That last smudge was strangely satisfying.
1:23 Every guy knows this feeling 😂😂
Ultimate satisfaction right there, even the "disturbing" ones too.
It's fair dinkum not cool to take us so high and land us into destination F 😂
Thanos would be proud of this video. A perfect balance of serenity and chaos, as all things should be.
The OCD appreciation society meeting has come to order I see. Roll call names below in the comments. Aussie Man presiding. :)
Favorite Ozzy Man video hands down
The calligraphy was uncalled for. 😂
The last one was really satisfying
This totally made my day thanks bro
Varnish licking will end up the 2021 version of Tide Pods.
GG Ozzy Man 👍
I actually gasped at the last one! I was bamboozled!
The scream after the ink smear was my favorite part!
I actually nearly spat my coffee out at the end
Sooo love your work!!! The humo(u)r is perfectly balanced.
There's added jeopardy - will it be satisfying or unsatisfying? Genius
This represented my optimism and hopes vs the crushing weight of reality
Honestly one of the best videos I've seen in a very long time!
my heart skipped a beat when they smudged satisfaction 😭
"I wish I could groom my body as smooth as this" I can relate to that on a personal level
The last scream was so satisfying! 🤣
Absolutely fantastic video. The roller coaster. The commentary. Thank you
Only discovered u yesterday and i’m hooked 😅😂 keep em coming my guy!!
I need more reviews like this 🤣🤣🤣 made my morning better.
That tree splitting the water seemed reminiscent of Moses and the Red Sea :)
Thank you. I really really needed this.
i screamed out loud with the calligraphy got smushed!!! 😭
2:03 " The G--Damn pen is blue! (Liar Liar)
You've made the most unsatisfying yet satisfyingly awesome video! How do you do it Ozzyman?? I'm so glad this was here today!! 🙌
Like an ASMRtist who lulls you in and then SCREAMS in your ear, this one.
The varnish was glorious!!! Perfection!!!
Always love that laugh in the end after ink smudge lol
That floppy slicing cheese is really got me HAHAHA
"This is grating to watch" 2:22
You did NOT! xD
1:52 My trypophobia is acting up.... Blimey!!!
2:42 I love this! YEEAAAH! Could feel it like I was the one holding that inside. Yeah baby, yeah! HAHA
That last "OOOHHHH" ,i felt that