Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #1
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- Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2017
- Here's a mega compilation of some Ozzy Man videos for ya! I thought it would be fun to put a bunch of 'em back to back. Go check out me MERCH: www.ozzymanshop.com
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Man vs Window vs Car: • Video
Old Bloke vs Brown Snake: • Funny old man kicks a ...
Dog Retrieve Toy From Cat: www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
Cat Scared of Lizard: • Alistair the cat falls...
Magpie Hanging Upside Down: • Magpie Hangs Upside Down
Battlebots Minotaur vs Blacksmith: • Blacksmith vs. Minotau...
Marble Video (Jelle’s Marble Runs) and Dumpert.nl
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Rifle Drop: • Marines' Silent Drill ...
Cows Discover Yoga: www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
Knockerball Rodeo Soccer: • Video
Hobby Horsing (Multiple Sources)
Cheers ya legends! 
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A 14 min ozzy man video , fuck yes ozzy man fuck yes
i say Fuck Yes to your profile pic too
Ozzy Man Reviews HAHAHHA
GOOD ONYA OZZY!!!
Bloody waynka
THE ILLICIT it's fack yes mate fack yes
gonna watch this straight to destination fucked!!!!!
That old bloke is a massive legend
He definitely deserves a gobby
when he kicks the snake you can see the venom spraying out
FooBar Maximus How many dogs do you kick when you go on a walk?
Legend says the snake still has nightmares of the days event.
Massive big dick energy
I just turned 73, in the states, found your channel and COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AFTER THE FIRST 30 SECONDS! I just paused this at 7:08 to subscribe and get all notifications cause you're the funniest narrator I've heard! Keep em coming and thanks...now I'm gonna watch the rest of your amazing laugh fest!
Ozzy man is the best!!!
highly recommend ozzieman reviews brazilian tv
+++1 or more from the great fly-over state of Oregon
My Dad just discovered your videos, and he is laughing his ass off. I think you're one of his forever favorites.
Dads, like myself, love watching idiots get hurt and someone getting excited about it.... and yea the way he says destination fucked cracks me up.
😂😂 I think the birds were trying to warn the snake!
yeah, the previous week, that old dude kicked the shit outta them birds.
Hahahaha
The old men is well known in snake society
When you see Chuck Norris's dad you give him the right of way.
I broke it mate😂😂🤣🤣
"It is very rare to hit someone with your car and come on top morally"
😂🤣😂
That was "CARMA".
What a f. k punishment on that windows smashing guy adequately indeed.
This is a good one, indeed!
I like how you quoted him and yet you didnt write exactly what he said.
Thats literally how quotes work. Theyre not for paraphrasing.
@@DrummerJacob no one gives a damn Mate he missed one word calm your tits
The commentary on the marble race was exiting! My heart went out to green ball with his sad back story.
That old legend and the snake just made me rethink my whole life!
Nice
This is the RUclips channel I have been searching for all my life.
Why the F##k are you not THE commentator for all robot wars!
justin abraham why would you comment just to fucking say “ok” like the fuck and other guy why you sensed fuck
Then I think you don't have any work
@@dkunal799 Huh? not having any work would mean i have a lot of time to search for youtube channels? Is there work where you get paid for searching youtube? OHH do you call unemployment work?
I feel like I'm having seizure as I laughs at the cat in the bath tub scene.
Ozzy truly is master of voice over.
"He was in World War II, he knows when to show the enemy mercy." LOL
Nagato is better than Punk Naruto it’s because you are a virgin right mate makes sense
@Nagato is better than Punk Naruto nerrrrrddd
He Has fought the Germans There is no such thing as mercy for that sort
hey pretty how are you doing
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Hello my brothers, my friends, I am from Iraq, I hope that you will subscribe to my channel. I dream to be a permanent friend with you. We exchange videos between countries to know the civilization of each country. I am from Iraq. I swear to you in the name of Christianity. My friends from all over the world will be happy
“This is the sport where grown men are praised for smashing their remote control cars, aka, Paradise.”
The hobby horse people are 100% certified MENTAL.
I couldn't believe my own eyes. So stupid
If you really think about it, it’s not that much more ridiculous than a bunch of grown adults chasing a ball like it’s the most important thing in the world. 🤷🏻♀️
Hmmm.. sports hater huh ?@@Lyrictheac
How can they not be completely embarrassed? Dumbest thing I ever saw
Both mental. Running behind a Ball is same mental damage as running with a selfmade rubbish wooden Kindergarten horse.
" one of australia's most venomous "
that's pretty much everything there
DJ11 TB true mate ay Australia for life!!!
It's just like that for me in florida 😂 venomous snakes get into my shop all the time
Even the fucking grass is out to get us - bloody bindii
Old guy got so lucky, I think his timing was just pure luck.
He got it twice.
I never thought someone could make marbles rolling down a dirt hill so entertaining 😂
The actual races and announcers are awesome. Way more entertaining than it has any right to be.
ruclips.net/user/JellesMarbleRunsvideos
Im interested if there is betting lol
@@MrWhit-mp2vn that channel is insane. I have no interest in marbles but that dude's production value is through the roof
I guessed the winner correctly and I’ve never been so happy which is probably quite sad 😂
@@archiesleaven3233 I was going for, Pine Lime.😕
If Ozzy Man was the commentator for the Battlebots TV show, I would never miss an episode.
Should partner with him and just do 30 second highlights of all the fights lol
The cat and dog commentary was hilarious 😂😸🤣
Cat was just messing with his mind
Ozzy narrating robot wars is what I needed in my life
So true
we need more ozzy man reviews robot wars
basically narrating anything... he could make an accounting meeting funny
💯
I'd watch if he narrated it lol
That window smasher getting run over by the car... Such poetic justice.
It's very rare you GET to hit someone with a car and come up morally XD
i bet the redcar was playing miley cyrus i came in like a wrecking ball xD
M K Yeah, he looked real harmless when he grabbed that guy
Hah
isnt everyone harmless till they kill or hurt someone?
That narration during the gun twirling had me in stitches
It the Marine Corps silent drill team. It's pretty awesome in person.
@@sostrucking Agree! They are truly entertaining to watch, especially in person. Ive seen plenty of mess ups but that’s the first time Ive seen a broken rifle!
I'll buy you a new one
@@sostrucking I was going to say something similar. They have a history of visiting my city and having a cannon competition with our local University Fort Henry Guard team.
You are so much better at narrating Battle Bots than the actual commentators 😂😂
8:32 *"It's very rare you get to hit someone with your car and come out on top morally."* .... sooo funny and sooo true!
this is one of my favorite ozzy man lines ever, i had to look up this video to show that part to my parents when i went to oregon last year ;)
Faith in humanity restored, unintentionally.
Wtf are you talking about? He doesn't say that.
@@Weird.Dreams A segment has been edited out, I saw this when it came out and there was a part where a guy was smashing a window to rob it and he ran in to the road and got hit by a car.
@@angelkotilainenThat sucks it's gone, I would love to see that.
Absolutely lost it at the cat in the tub😂🤣
You're a funny bloke!
I lost it as well XD my stomach was hurting, holy shit...
Ozzyman definitely needs to do robot wars commentary more often. Should become the presenter
I had to pause the part of the video with the magpies twice, it had me crying with laughter so hard that my cat was seriously worried about me.
Your narration is epic.
The window abuser is laying there...
Reflecting!
*bonus points
Lying.
Reflecting on his shattered illusion. Not seen yet comments took over .horsen around still.
@@davidsmith6080 in his dreams
00:48 that old guy literally intercepted a snake like that is impressive watch the kick to the face the snake was about to strike lightning fast and that old guy intercepted it with a perfect teep
this video is 5 years old and I just found it. Ozzy, you rock!
Same with me mate, he does fuckin rock 😂👍
Better late than never! 🎉
Somebody pay this man to be an announcer for any sport or anything really.
The older gentleman kicking the snake is a right badass! Good on you, grandpa!
AsAboveItIsBelow how tf is he alive tho? Why didn't the snake bite him?
Wahid Ahmed he kicked it as it went to strike and the snake just went oh fuck this I’m out of here
The old guy would probably be dead if the kick hadn't hit the snakes head which probably dazzed it. The old guy wouldn't have even known how close he was to dying a painful death that day.
666th like
How do you like the taste of orthopedic shoe snake!?!
" He can basically lick the citrus from the crack " . I laughed so hard 😂
I speak english quite fluently as second language but never heard these idioms before :D
I had the same reaction bro
I was looking for this comment. Lol.
Samee😂😂😂😂😂
Yes , yes it is
As a battlebots fan i cant tell you how much I enjoyed the narration of minotaur vs blacksmith 😂😂😂
If i could, I would literally pay for an entire series of you narrating battlebots fights
The robot fight commentary is the best thing that ever happened to me in a while
That old timer kicking that brownie, Total legend. Nothing gets between him and the RSL
i'd have difficulty walking with balls that big too
Loved this mega compilation. Definitely do more
he what a lad
m.ruclips.net/video/wj7bXzOR9is/видео.html
Please join Sergeant Chimps for battle!
These reviews single-handedly make my day.
The snake ended up dying of embarrassment. RIP 🐍
I would pay a monthly subscription to hear him be a battle bots color commentator
The Chad same
5:52
That was fuckin' pucker m8....!!
@Aqua Fyre what
UNCENSORED
"lick the citrus from the crack" I had to pause on that one and just let it settle for a few moments. Absolute gold.
Wretched Slippage lol
That snake was in chaos 😂
0:25 he isn't old he just walks this way to accommodate his huge balls
BARBARA LATER HAD HER OWN SHOWDOWN WITH A SNAKE 😵
Lmfaso
One eyed snake
Jesus
Took me a couple ofcseconds to figure out what this meant.
The old man caught the snake just as it was gonna bite him what a bloody legend
Plot twist: He’s senile and has delayed reflexes and actually meant to kick it at rest.
+David H, sad comment mate...
his skill level strong...without resorting to sock puppets
1. kicks to gauge distance
2. Provokes a forward attack, evades shifting weight/leans back
3. counter attack, heavy kick & weight transfer forward, catches snake while following thru for impact...
Craig O neill 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂jajjajajajajajaajajjajajajajajjajajjajajjajajajaja
Epic, as usual. Straight up thought l was going to have a heart attack laughing at the cat trying to get out of the bath.
Love the commentary on the cow at the end. "They don't like change." 😂😂
5:12 I almost passed out laughing
Same😂😂😂😂
Make water rise only with his mind ahahahaha
Holy shit me too that what's the hardest I'd laughed in many many years
Ozzy man you're king of commentary.
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@44444 777 exact my speech
Imagine Ozzy Man as a US President who, as a General during wartime does real time broadcast commentary on the war effort just like this. LOL
I would become a patriot if Ozzy Man was President. Lol
That first old guy: "I survived TWO fuckin wars with the Germans. You think I'm scared of a fuckin snake?"
Boss
Old guy kicking a snake in the face. NO FEAR.
"Going spastic like an undisciplined errection" 1 of the best 1 liners in history
I just had one of those strange moments when right as I started reading your comment, that clip came on at the exact second. 🤣
Its a good day when Ozzy posts
Agreed!
The way Ozzyman said 'zajebiście' when the car hit the windowsmasher. Pure perfection!
12:44 Ahhh Humans always finding clever ways of having fun...🤣🤣🤣👏👌👌
I hope Barbara saw the showdown with the snake 😅
ruclips.net/video/RaOEya2w61g/видео.html
SCG she had a showdown with his snake
SCG barbra is gonna need a Zimmer frame after that night
Any woman who saw her man do that would be crawling on his dick within an hour
She did, he got laid because of it.
"More like a cockroach than a Minotaur. Call him a cocktaur"
My stomach hurts please
Aspy I know! I’m dying 😵 I just can’t stop!
@Shaun Benny he said that around 4:22 - 4:25
😂😂😂
Im making a petition to have ozzy man review everything from now on
How am I just discovering this channel. I haven't stopped laughing all day.
"he's more like a cockroach than a minotaur - call him a cocktaur" :DD
I fricken lost it at that! 😂🤦🤣
🤣😂🤣😂
This has got to be one of the most entertaining and awesome videos I've ever seen and I'm on RUclips for hours everyday. I'm an instant fan of your channel! Well done!
That is freaking EPIC! 10/10. Stands up. Rock on, Ozzyman, rock on.
This compilation has always been my fav!!
"Dead from the neck up".
🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit. I'm in tears with that line.
the cat vs lizard got me so good
haha me tooo
So good lol almost exploded at work
That last clip brought a tear to my eye. Lovely stuff
Late at night here in the Great Northwest Washington State. Thank you Ozzy, What a way to call it a night, That race was GREAT, what a Laugh, your commentary made it so. Thanks again and Good Night.
“Holy s#*t he just blink at me that is definitely not a toy” lol 🤣
The hobby horse thing is a little concerning I mean I'm all about letting you kids have there hobbies but sometimes you just got to roll up a newspaper cracking em in the forehead say stop being weird
Music Laboratory shit mate theyre pissing themselves laughing having some fun
Music Laboratory it appears sexual in some way. I bet some pervert is behind it.
That was cringe af
That shit is just plain weird asf
What is also a little concerning is your use of there..
😂😂😂 5:28 My mind when I have to speak in-front of people. That cat narration had me in the floor
I laugh at all of your clips . Thanks for that, it’s a good chuckle that keeps me head from exploding some days.
8:25 The person in the red car is like "zajebiście" XD
Fuckin nailed it, eh!
what's it mean?
@@lyhthegreat sth like "f*ck yeah"
Zajebiscie
It's Заебись ! :)
8:15 I didn't see that coming nor did he. 😂
Tampatec karma is a bitch
zajebiście
I have see you in the comment section of one of inside editions videos
ZAJEBISTEEE
⁴
My son loved these marble races when he was small. I watched some of them with him and the narration was great!
6:00
-Get-down
-Nah
This discussion really crack me up 🤣🤣👏👏👌👌
This man could call out the grass growing on your backyard and make it sound epic.
"this fella could end up with...a back ache" 😂😂😂😂
I remember seeing that video of the old codger kicking the snake in the face when it first came out absolute bloody legend
Cocktaur 😂
Okay this is the best day of my life!!! My brother sent me two videos from this channel so far I have only watched one but fuck yeah!! I’m hooked, I can’t stop laughing 😂
"He can basically lick the citrus from that crack" lmao
“He can basically lick the citrus from the Crack”!!!
My life is complete.
seriously, funny isnt it?
Its like i learnt something from school, my brains expanded.
Lmao that toy fight tho:)
I can't watch your videos late because they make me laugh so much!
"Get down." "No!"
"Get down." "No!"
"Get down." "NO!" 😆
"A Complete 180 Spreadie to the Gods" brilliance
Man I needed this laugh I haven't laughed this hard in the longest time so thankyou so much
Old Blokes do it casual and fear nothing. All heroics. No drama. The essence of cool. 👍👏😎
5:15 Legend has it the black cat is still in that tub to this day.
OMG I near choked to that scene. LOL.
No, he died of heart attack
...and the owner is still filming.
A Obi 😭😭😭
L
“ Minotaurs driver is frothing at the mouth”
😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Every moment in life deserves a really good narration.
Ozzy is pure gold 😆
The commentary on the old man's behaviour was just hilarious. Give Ozzy a medal, he made my day 🤣😆
Honestly I’m still trying to figure out how humans have made it all the way to 2017.
😂😂😂
I love watching your reviews/videos. You should totally narrate a Battle Bots match. That would be awesome.
This is my favourite one! You're super funny man! Great job!
This Sheila does a 180 spready to the Gods. Ozzy man review u r one of a kind.
Hahaha that dog tryin to get his toy “ahh I can f*ckin smell it!”
I can never make it through a full video without checking the comments for mentions of earlier clips, and the comment section never disappoints. almost as good as the videos sometimes.
As a Pole i fucking lost it when i heard near perfect "ZAJEBIŚCIE" from Ozzy, god mofo damn, cheers mate for this wondrous start of the day.
That horse riding thing is gatta be the stupidest thing I’ve ever see.
01:52 i live near that place where those wankers are riding with their stupid horses.
It's wrong and disturbing on so many levels.
I had a hobby horse when I was like 10 years old it was cool at that age but grown adults riding them it’s just stupid 🙄🙄🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Then you definitely should check out real life quidditch.
It's like, imagine you start dating someone then you see them trying to win at the fucking hobby horse comp
"Call him a Cocktaur" lmfao
American sports needs this type of commentary, f'n brilliant!