Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #8

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @ianthehuman
    @ianthehuman 5 лет назад +4161

    Honestly, Agnes was later caught this year using performance enhancing padded shoes. Tsk tsk. The state of balloon sports nowadays is sad.

    • @MrNissetuta
      @MrNissetuta 5 лет назад +8

      😂

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 5 лет назад +5

      🤣

    • @histy9459
      @histy9459 5 лет назад +22

      @Lynchology101 I'm sat here pissing myself 😂😂😂

    • @PlagueKing_LordFalix
      @PlagueKing_LordFalix 5 лет назад +33

      @Lynchology101 It is too bad his son, "Billy double-tap," was never able to get out of his fathers shadow. Could have been a real game changer.

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 лет назад +22

      Heard that her family also bribed the referee... Erny shouldve won

  • @megalodonmego2163
    @megalodonmego2163 5 лет назад +4504

    I'm so happy that the bear cub made it!

    • @happydeamon
      @happydeamon 5 лет назад +51

      yeah, it would be a shame if it died and nobody got to make a trophy rug.

    • @ongbonga9025
      @ongbonga9025 5 лет назад +27

      Made it up the mountain, but who knows if it made it into adulthood? Probably got eaten by a big fuck off male bear.

    • @VeganJustToAnnoyYou
      @VeganJustToAnnoyYou 5 лет назад +31

      @@happydeamon idiot

    • @happydeamon
      @happydeamon 5 лет назад +16

      @@VeganJustToAnnoyYou I'm just saying it would be a total wasted life if he dies and nobody benefits from it! Reed, you are rude!

    • @VeganJustToAnnoyYou
      @VeganJustToAnnoyYou 5 лет назад +38

      @@happydeamon and you are a fucking idiot

  • @geisha7755
    @geisha7755 5 лет назад +2702

    I was not prepared for that frickin' lizard.

    • @allmightoneforall1338
      @allmightoneforall1338 5 лет назад +250

      I was so focused on the fight that it scared the shit outta me

    • @ders972
      @ders972 5 лет назад +63

      I peed a little

    •  5 лет назад +30

      Me too ....damn😆😆😆
      I freaked out😆

    • @DucatiSydney
      @DucatiSydney 5 лет назад +46

      Damn that was scarier than insidious

    • @ricklin2804
      @ricklin2804 5 лет назад +28

      Nobody was! NOBODY!

  • @mathiaslee83
    @mathiaslee83 3 года назад +714

    I'M DYING! XD "The poor wanker is gonna drown in a fake ocean while his family watches"

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 3 года назад +31

      "Remember that time dad drowned in the wave pool"

    • @Verminimum
      @Verminimum 3 года назад +18

      Trys to pull up his pants while he drown

    • @marie080385
      @marie080385 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aprilrain9051
      @aprilrain9051 Год назад +1

      😂🤣

    • @dogofthehand
      @dogofthehand Год назад

      😂😂😂 yeah,so funny

  • @theClow9
    @theClow9 5 лет назад +634

    The battle between wasp and cockroach was a blood bath with his legs getting torn apart but the twist got better of me. Well played godzilla👏👏👏

    • @carladdington7135
      @carladdington7135 5 лет назад +13

      That point was worth mentioning in the vid. Still awesome thought.

    • @mumutheo
      @mumutheo 5 лет назад +7

      HOLY SHITBALLS

    • @honestpetvideos9307
      @honestpetvideos9307 2 года назад +4

      The king of monsters remains unchallenged

  • @erikhendrickson2871
    @erikhendrickson2871 5 лет назад +2076

    That boat was bigger than the puddle of water😂

    • @checkmate5101
      @checkmate5101 4 года назад +29

      Ben Manning that’s kind of racist.

    • @thajisid2460
      @thajisid2460 4 года назад +25

      Ben Manning Who said anything about black people 😳

    • @checkmate5101
      @checkmate5101 4 года назад +5

      deadcool 2 hmmmm..... you seem like a real stable one.

    • @mabhodlelajj1195
      @mabhodlelajj1195 4 года назад +20

      @@checkmate5101 Fuck you get a life,racist this racist that,go to africa where the ar people like you,where you belong if you don't want to live with other races without pulling race card on everything.

    • @mabhodlelajj1195
      @mabhodlelajj1195 4 года назад +7

      @@thajisid2460 why are you even bothered someone is saying something about black people?always at the edge get life pussy.

  • @mangofangoe315
    @mangofangoe315 5 лет назад +1246

    "They don't call her agile Agnes for nothing.." 😂😂😂I died

  • @notsure1277
    @notsure1277 3 года назад +641

    Bear cub was very smart. He deliberately sought his mother's tracks for an easier climb.

    • @DanWhe
      @DanWhe 3 года назад +24

      Smarter than most humans

    • @aron7548
      @aron7548 3 года назад +7

      We climbers do that too

    • @SatumainenOlento
      @SatumainenOlento 3 года назад +24

      @@aron7548 Because you learned it from bears 😀

    • @en6598
      @en6598 3 года назад +7

      @@SatumainenOlento one of my favorite climbers is a bear he does free soloing the other two is a lizard (free solo speed climber) and the third is Adam Ondra 😂😂😂

    • @hewhoc8664
      @hewhoc8664 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, smarter than the humans who can build drones to record the whole thing.
      Probably smarter than you for that comment though 😂

  • @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables
    @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables 5 лет назад +2416

    Nailed a job interview and got hired on the spot, followed by an Ozzy Man video notification. Today is a good day. 😂😂😂

  • @MB-bn9pl
    @MB-bn9pl 5 лет назад +1067

    Can’t believe he didn’t mention how the wasp tore off the roach’s legs... it was savage

    • @Thenotfunnyperson
      @Thenotfunnyperson 5 лет назад +49

      I saw that too. Wasp was a gangster.

    • @supernana7263
      @supernana7263 5 лет назад +37

      @Thenotfunnyperson Hang on a minute. Just because I'm a cockroach doesn't mean I'm a piece is shit. My life has meaning you know

    • @mamindhive
      @mamindhive 5 лет назад +5

      @@supernana7263 They can't comprehend that, excuse them

    • @anononomous
      @anononomous 5 лет назад +11

      Looked a bit like the cockroach ditched them. Some animals do that sorta stuff.

    • @legostarwarsbattledroid5272
      @legostarwarsbattledroid5272 5 лет назад +4

      @@anononomous yeah the worm will detach half the body to escape from a predator

  • @Cymatic7
    @Cymatic7 5 лет назад +540

    10:47
    That wasp is literally ripping his legs off one by one... wow

    • @jamshirgoorabian505
      @jamshirgoorabian505 5 лет назад +39

      The roaches deserve it!

    • @thedudeabides3294
      @thedudeabides3294 5 лет назад +12

      Meanwhile I need to motivate myself to cook instant noodles.

    • @caringheart34
      @caringheart34 5 лет назад +12

      @@jamshirgoorabian505 When a nuke happen, they are going to be the survivors only.

    • @pawaaofnegativaty9803
      @pawaaofnegativaty9803 5 лет назад +4

      Probably owed him

    • @velk2897
      @velk2897 5 лет назад +2

      I wonder is there an "Attack on titans" for the roaches

  • @KurdistanLazo
    @KurdistanLazo 3 года назад +753

    Poor mother bear, she thought his little cub was getting attacked by a eagle, hope karma gets that drone operator

    • @gaetzhammond9273
      @gaetzhammond9273 3 года назад +7

      Her**

    • @topunluky8084
      @topunluky8084 3 года назад +1

      @UCtwxBhy3rTSXAbt-2bg7euA no fuck face he is right

    • @topunluky8084
      @topunluky8084 3 года назад +6

      Her for she
      His for he

    • @hansdampf640
      @hansdampf640 3 года назад +15

      @Soper Sayen Guku there is nothing to assume,it mother bear,it´s always mother bear,that´s facts of mother nature.
      don´t fuck arround with that you dipshit..

    • @boots3372
      @boots3372 3 года назад +12

      @Soper Sayen Guku You don't need to assume its gender, it's definitely positively female.

  • @truthsmiles
    @truthsmiles 5 лет назад +723

    I'm going to do well as an old person. That pool noodle balloon gamed looked like fun.

    • @tiberiu_nicolae
      @tiberiu_nicolae 4 года назад +7

      I don't think I'll do well...

    • @K9River
      @K9River 4 года назад +32

      I would go to the balloon games only so I could try to hook up.

    • @justpassingthrough3166
      @justpassingthrough3166 4 года назад +10

      Fucking kill me before putting in a nursing home where they "encourage" (force) you to have fun. I'll take going out before it gets to this point.

    • @dallymoo7816
      @dallymoo7816 4 года назад +34

      @@justpassingthrough3166 Then we will be enjoying the game without you lmao

    • @YourSavant
      @YourSavant 4 года назад +2

      I would put a tack in one of the noodles, so I probably won't do as well.

  • @Raqdolll
    @Raqdolll 5 лет назад +1393

    Korean army: Our soilders are axe proof.
    Opponent: *Has a gun*

  • @ryankeddy7014
    @ryankeddy7014 5 лет назад +2570

    The bear cub clip gave me anxiety

    • @scottwall8419
      @scottwall8419 5 лет назад +40

      Whew, for sure, i thought the besr was gonna get the drone, that would have been horrible.

    • @MrGrateful1000
      @MrGrateful1000 5 лет назад +22

      This comment is giving me anxiety

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard 5 лет назад +119

      That has to be one tired freaking bear cub. He only climbed a net of like 30 feet, but his total climb must have been like 200 feet. I was so exhausted watching him I had to pause the video, eat some cheese puffs and take a nap. Exhausting, I say!

    • @mariebrix4776
      @mariebrix4776 5 лет назад +14

      GET UP LIL CUB

    • @appmagician3240
      @appmagician3240 5 лет назад +9

      anxiety doesn't exist it's made up by the pharma industries to have you buy their pills

  • @20FreeWill
    @20FreeWill 2 года назад +36

    That life raft rescue was truly heroic

  • @ChamberK-1
    @ChamberK-1 5 лет назад +623

    You can see how uninterested half of those old people are with that ballon game.

    • @tomsmith6344
      @tomsmith6344 5 лет назад +48

      Probably the indignity.

    • @master__oogway
      @master__oogway 5 лет назад +87

      Not Agnes tho. Turning pro this Christmas.

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 5 лет назад +5

      I would be interested...if there were more baloons.

    • @ongbonga9025
      @ongbonga9025 5 лет назад +34

      If this is life in an old people's home, I can't fucking wait.

    • @gregorymerry5408
      @gregorymerry5408 5 лет назад +5

      What the fuck are you talking about? Did you see that backhand???

  • @SOAD36fanatic
    @SOAD36fanatic 4 года назад +641

    That wasp is so brutal. Just tearing the cockroaches legs off one by one.

    • @ianprendergast944
      @ianprendergast944 4 года назад +47

      Oh shit. I didn't realise his legs were getting ripped off. That's nasty

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 года назад +49

      On the one hand, wasps are monsters. On the other hand, tree roaches suck. And they can fly and will rush you. They honestly deserve each other.

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 3 года назад +9

      Wasps are demonic creatures

    • @Actkqk3
      @Actkqk3 3 года назад +2

      @@ianprendergast944 Don't use your nose to see. With the eyes you can see way better...

    • @smajla82
      @smajla82 3 года назад +2

      Thats why it was hornet not a wasp ;)

  • @TheYavy
    @TheYavy 5 лет назад +230

    Dude im dying of laughter that rescue mission was hilarious lmao

    • @freeman2399
      @freeman2399 3 года назад +1

      She should be charged for being a fuckwit.

    • @vipe650r
      @vipe650r 2 года назад +6

      I’m wondering if she was disabled somehow - as in couldn’t navigate it herself. I sure hope she wasn’t just lazy.

    • @skyhawkslcb18
      @skyhawkslcb18 2 года назад

      @@vipe650r yeah, so disabled that she was able to stand perfectly fine on the asphalt afterward

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 Год назад

      Mentally

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Год назад +1

      @@vipe650r who cares it's hilarious, the woman probably would have a good laugh

  • @emb5048
    @emb5048 2 года назад +97

    We laugh, but as a teacher, that boxing cop just gives me life. I'm willing to bet there is hella respect btw him & those kids.

    • @Chadowgon5
      @Chadowgon5 2 года назад +1

      Ok teacher

    • @emb5048
      @emb5048 Год назад +5

      @@Chadowgon5 Ok GED

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Год назад +1

      🤣

    • @footrot17
      @footrot17 Год назад +1

      Your one of those teachers

    • @donszabo7558
      @donszabo7558 Год назад

      Yeah man, he schooled that kid. He'd been in the ring before!

  • @msuarez1005
    @msuarez1005 5 лет назад +132

    OMG🤯BABY BEAR'S CARDIO WAS INCREDIBLE

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 года назад +4

      I felt bad when the mom took off running after and it had to keep up. Poor baby had to be exhausted.

  • @pa19335
    @pa19335 5 лет назад +128

    That water rescue was intense. I think I have to take a nap now.

    • @josequins9099
      @josequins9099 5 лет назад +2

      I had to take a break and have a beer half way through. It had my anxiety way up.

  • @highsenborg
    @highsenborg 4 года назад +3114

    The Drone Operator should get 'Idiot' tattooed on his Forehead.

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 4 года назад +333

      I am unspeakably pissed off by the drone operator

    • @purpleflower4752
      @purpleflower4752 4 года назад +34

      @@seanoreilly1832 I pray for your peace

    • @papapao8046
      @papapao8046 4 года назад +79

      Damn right. We should try to learn what’s his name so we can address his idiocy properly.

    • @zanderzaza4947
      @zanderzaza4947 4 года назад +26

      Right, if I was their I woulda punched him the face mate !!!

    • @papapao8046
      @papapao8046 4 года назад +14

      Zander the trigger on that video is real. Hahaha

  • @buttp0under
    @buttp0under 3 года назад +1002

    That drone operater pissed me off more than my ex

    • @TinMan445
      @TinMan445 3 года назад +51

      Fr, fuck that idiot. Almost got that cub killed

    • @tetsushatarii2108
      @tetsushatarii2108 3 года назад +11

      @@TinMan445 OK. I understand that the mom and the cub got freaked out... but how did the cub almost get killed? It slid down a snowy hill a couple of times.

    • @slayerbllade
      @slayerbllade 3 года назад +35

      @@tetsushatarii2108 well i mean, imagine if that was a cliff instead of a slope, really not a good time to zoom in with the fking drone. I wish the guy doing this shit go flak for it. What a fking loser

    • @TinMan445
      @TinMan445 3 года назад +18

      @@tetsushatarii2108 the cliff you can see on the steeper dirt part

    • @affextwiinz6633
      @affextwiinz6633 3 года назад +43

      @@tetsushatarii2108 who cares... the point is Keep your fking drones away from the wildlife

  • @philipm3173
    @philipm3173 5 лет назад +504

    Really? Not a single comment here about the street boxing cop? That was awesome and wholesome and damn he feinted like mike Tyson and hands were quick too.

    • @titanhovey
      @titanhovey 5 лет назад +19

      nah. that cockroach was fighting for life and went down with her murderer, no one gives a shit about the cop boxer

    • @quadrogong1111
      @quadrogong1111 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, everyone does that when they put on gloves, try to be Tyson, going real low like that bobbing..I noticed it..since he had gloves in his trunk, he probably got his ass handed to him by his desk sgt. The next day

    • @user-zb8tq5pr4x
      @user-zb8tq5pr4x 5 лет назад +3

      The black guys were just testing him to see if he's capable of defending himself for crime commiting purposes later.

    • @izzimichaels2892
      @izzimichaels2892 5 лет назад +1

      and he didnt even bite!

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +15

      It's hot as fuck outside and the cop is wearing a uniform while boxing.
      Respect.

  • @uncomfortablyclose8481
    @uncomfortablyclose8481 5 лет назад +820

    Couldn’t she have just walked around on the grass hill or something? I don’t get why they needed an inflatable raft for that.

    • @DesertRunner602
      @DesertRunner602 5 лет назад +157

      It was only thigh-high. That was embarrassing

    • @nickel7737
      @nickel7737 5 лет назад +67

      Better question here. Why didn’t the trainer professional just say...yep this is just a piggy back ride?

    • @feeltoofree
      @feeltoofree 4 года назад +67

      Dunno, maybe she has some phobia with unclear water

    • @Julian-xb1se
      @Julian-xb1se 4 года назад +17

      Maybe she doesn't know the depth of the water or how to swim, but she can jump on to other side

    • @muhammadshafiqal-islam1542
      @muhammadshafiqal-islam1542 4 года назад +34

      i see the car is jotnonnthe road so she might had an accident and injured herseld and because of that she could not walk/cross water (maybe)

  • @uzumakinaruto8621
    @uzumakinaruto8621 5 лет назад +381

    Think if he was a news reporter....
    I would watch news everyday 😂😂

    • @jaywalt8418
      @jaywalt8418 5 лет назад +4

      And if I couldn’t it’d be recorded🤣👌🏾✌🏾

    • @adequatekoala6743
      @adequatekoala6743 5 лет назад +3

      Uzumaki Naruto soo true

    • @ILoveFood0911
      @ILoveFood0911 4 года назад +1

      Can we make this happen? A podcast like that even? I'd donate money to get it started💀

    • @hibahprice6887
      @hibahprice6887 4 года назад

      He needs his own channel, uncensored)

    • @hibahprice6887
      @hibahprice6887 4 года назад

      Although, stop .. he already has a channel on RUclips, why does he also need a TV channel?)

  • @Queen_of_Hearts-Sharnell
    @Queen_of_Hearts-Sharnell 3 года назад +93

    This is still one of the best episodes ever. I come back and watch this often. It helps me remember to not take life so seriously.

  • @fridaytv4043
    @fridaytv4043 4 года назад +496

    The legend says that Norma is still spaced out...

  • @dvo66
    @dvo66 5 лет назад +646

    OMG, The legend Agile Agnes herself !!!

  • @georgeisaak5321
    @georgeisaak5321 4 года назад +644

    jokes apart , that cop had some serious skills going on !!!!

    • @nelseify
      @nelseify 4 года назад +19

      Kinda irresponsible though, he can't exactly protect his gun while his hands are tied into boxing gloves.

    • @kamitokazehaya5043
      @kamitokazehaya5043 4 года назад +42

      @@nelseify well at least he isn't those cops that file you a case for touching his shoe

    • @Real_Talkz
      @Real_Talkz 4 года назад +44

      @@nelseify you don't know the story behind it so being a Karen isn't going to help.

    • @havocnationriders755
      @havocnationriders755 4 года назад +10

      One of the most badass cops ive ever seen.

    • @Spills51
      @Spills51 4 года назад +41

      @@nelseify He obviously has a repoire with those guys.
      One cant just be a robot, lord knows that there is far to much separation between cops and citizens these days.
      Joining those guys for 5 minutes can make a big difference between the people and the cops.
      A few years back someone called the cops and complained cause they got out of their car and the person complained and recorded them joining a football game on the street.
      The cop was just tossing the ball and catching it with the kids....Apparently the person thought they should have better things to do...MISSING THE POINT THAT HAVING A CONNECTION WITH THE VERY PEOPLE YOU SEE EVERYDAY IS THEY SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING A COP CAN DO TO MAKE THEM A BETTER COP.
      Anyway, many came to that cops defense thankfully and basically told the complainer to piss off....NOW IM PASSING THAT ON TO YOU....

  • @kurtcoibainjr
    @kurtcoibainjr 3 года назад +68

    I absolutely love that the middle aged man was laughing the whole time. Good to have a good sense of humor

    • @pigtailsandteddybears
      @pigtailsandteddybears Год назад

      He did a pretty good job! I was quite surprised he lasted that long.

  • @lincoln5310
    @lincoln5310 4 года назад +141

    This guy makes me literally cry in laughter!😂

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 лет назад +219

    I'm not sure what was more intense the balloon game or the poor baby bear vs giant freaking mountain.

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios 5 лет назад +8

      What are you talking about? The flood was the most intense part.

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 5 лет назад +1

      @@MetaKaios oh yeah yeah yeah that's up there for sure.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 лет назад +58

    The rescue of that woman from the raging waters of that ditch in almost zero-visibility conditions was heart-stopping action. Those emergency services are unsung heroes.

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Год назад +3

      Not quite heart stopping action but ok

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens Год назад +8

      @@Jason-gg4lm r/whoosh

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Год назад +3

      @@AngryKittens hey you never know, the internet is filled with snowflakes 😅

    • @jeffadams4590
      @jeffadams4590 Год назад

      Ya waste deep high water is such a danger, I keep a life vest and 911 phone next to the bubble bath at ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!! Black people can't swim dumbass

    • @tboniusmaximus3047
      @tboniusmaximus3047 Год назад +1

      you sound vaccinated

  • @MaloneMantooth
    @MaloneMantooth 3 года назад +189

    That bear cub had more determination than most humans.

    • @skyscout3
      @skyscout3 2 года назад +4

      so if humans are in that situations they would let themselves fall, right

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Год назад

      your mom should have had more determination to swallow you

    • @MaloneMantooth
      @MaloneMantooth Год назад

      @@Jason-gg4lm: Your mom doesn't need determination as her nickname is bukake. She loves it.

    • @GaylJDodds
      @GaylJDodds 9 месяцев назад

      Definitely more than the jackass who got their car stuck in waist deep water! Lol!!

  • @waynepayne9875
    @waynepayne9875 5 лет назад +322

    That fat surfer was actually really good wtf I'd fall immediately

    • @CarolinaGirl33
      @CarolinaGirl33 4 года назад +27

      Right? Omg🤣🤣 and when he finally falls...... lmao 🤣it just goes on and on him rolling over and over and over

    • @larndelaney7848
      @larndelaney7848 4 года назад +3

      He is by no stretch of the imagination,a "surfer"

    • @michaellakins8087
      @michaellakins8087 4 года назад +10

      @@larndelaney7848 are you?

    • @larndelaney7848
      @larndelaney7848 4 года назад +5

      @@michaellakins8087 I'm not in the video

    • @michaellakins8087
      @michaellakins8087 4 года назад +19

      @@larndelaney7848 then shut the fuck up and keep your retarded comments to yourself, shitfuck.

  • @alphanojutsu5243
    @alphanojutsu5243 5 лет назад +276

    that lizard srared the shit out of me

  • @deanwinchest3906
    @deanwinchest3906 5 лет назад +1009

    *Best compilation ever!* The only thing better might be Brazilian T.V.😄😅😄

    • @deanwinchest3906
      @deanwinchest3906 5 лет назад +3

      metalbowser23 *INDEED*

    • @gustavrsh
      @gustavrsh 5 лет назад

      *PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL*

    • @imperialkain4838
      @imperialkain4838 5 лет назад +1

      Nothing beats ozzy's brazilian tv PERIOD

    • @yustinj
      @yustinj 5 лет назад

      AMBIENT MODE

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 лет назад +1

      Now it's a close Runner up don't be talking crazy now...

  • @overbanked
    @overbanked 3 года назад +55

    "The FlowRider employee is a bit of a helicopter parent" 🤣

    • @barbarat5729
      @barbarat5729 3 года назад

      Well FFS. The guy almost drowned in a manmade wave. I can't blame him.

  • @jackmitchell7113
    @jackmitchell7113 5 лет назад +700

    We just gonna ignore the bloke who is immune to an axe

    • @blaskowixx
      @blaskowixx 4 года назад +61

      Jack Mitchell umm maybe a blunt axe? Hahaha but still farking hell how did he do that

    • @ac1dra1n
      @ac1dra1n 4 года назад +25

      @@blaskowixx fake hand, blunt axe

    • @ParRagon-
      @ParRagon- 4 года назад +19

      @@ac1dra1n probably not really stones too, of super fuking soft wood sticks. ^^

    • @ceryseira
      @ceryseira 4 года назад +1

      Wooden axe.

    • @bradenselkirk4930
      @bradenselkirk4930 4 года назад +6

      I’m glad someone else noticed the fake hand

  • @Dunkoee2866
    @Dunkoee2866 5 лет назад +473

    I shat my pants Godzilla came out of nowhere!!

  • @sharky4205
    @sharky4205 5 лет назад +479

    The Korean army tho......... I have a hard time opening my pickle jar 😐

    • @elodkadar7411
      @elodkadar7411 5 лет назад +5

      Pussy

    • @ShifuCareaga
      @ShifuCareaga 5 лет назад

      you should join.

    • @wotever99ninynine
      @wotever99ninynine 5 лет назад

      @@elodkadar7411 lol

    • @vaporisedair4919
      @vaporisedair4919 5 лет назад +6

      I doubt they are even trained to open jars, more likely they would smash them open with their heads.

    • @natethepnda8528
      @natethepnda8528 5 лет назад +24

      Maybe like 20% is trained like that. They seem like special forces. Probably headbutt your helmet and bust you brains and punch through your kevlar vest and pull your heart out mortal kombat style

  • @anonymousxp9203
    @anonymousxp9203 2 года назад +52

    Big thumbs up to that baby little bear who didn't give up!

  • @senorpigeon9564
    @senorpigeon9564 5 лет назад +288

    Imagine wasting minutes of emergency services because you don’t want to get wet in the “ocean.”

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +21

      Or, your in a state of shock after an accident, and your brain is stuck in the fight or flight response.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +14

      Touko Mizu go ask a EMT or firefighter for stories about people in shock, they will have tons of stories of the crazy things people do while in shock.
      I was with my dad as a kid, when he responded to a emergency call to the his old volunteer fire department. The tguy had spun out, off the highway into the ditch, on a rainy day. No real injuries, nothing else hit, but the ~40s guy was in serious shock. They had to cut the steering wheel to get him out of the truck to the EMTs, because he just wouldn’t/couldn’t just let go of it.

    • @godsbestdd
      @godsbestdd 4 года назад +5

      i (passenger) was caught in flood waters and someone called 911, firefighters just told me to walk out of the car when they got to me tho, i mean its pretty obvious that the water aint deep if it isnt even to your window

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 3 года назад +4

      @@cjwrench07 shock? her car is in some water. If that really is a shocking experience for you then they should just leave you there. We dont need to waste our time on 'saving' someone so useless

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 3 года назад

      @@dash4800 you'd be surprised at what simple things can totally incapacitate a person. Luckily in the US on top of it being a tax paid service, we also receive a bill for emergency services thanks to people like this using their resources for frivolous things like minor flooding in a roadside ditch.

  • @DauntLezUser
    @DauntLezUser 5 лет назад +397

    Yahhhhhhhh mega compilation after ages love your vids

    • @DauntLezUser
      @DauntLezUser 5 лет назад

      Thanks for the likes plz sub me I’ll sub back

    • @vibinjenova
      @vibinjenova 5 лет назад

      @@DauntLezUser no

  • @amrithraj3117
    @amrithraj3117 4 года назад +88

    "Excuse me MR FROG I'm sick"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kraziezombie
    @kraziezombie 2 года назад +18

    "Learn how to just get... fucken tangled up and then u have to... untangle yourself, and get out of that pickle!" I couldn't take it anymore, I died. 😆 🤣

  • @Kahoons
    @Kahoons 5 лет назад +116

    Ozzie man reviews is the best thing that has happened to RUclips ever 😂

  • @iamjustjudy
    @iamjustjudy 4 года назад +63

    9:42 "They now have to make the long trek back to dry land" LMAO!!!!! OMG so funny!! "If you're an anxious person, look away now"

  • @gts7355
    @gts7355 4 года назад +225

    I am happy that lady in car was pulled out of that ocean. Hopefully that city will pay tribute to her courage and wisdom. And I hope they had helicopter watching every moves, in case if we need back up..

    • @T-1001
      @T-1001 4 года назад +29

      Yeah that was touch and go for a while. I think next time they send in a coastguard cutter.

    • @gts7355
      @gts7355 4 года назад +2

      T1000 lol

    • @Hermit.Crabbe
      @Hermit.Crabbe 3 года назад +17

      Heard she's getting a Netflix special

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 3 года назад +2

      @Anderson Brent what are you talking about

    • @ElisaTayler
      @ElisaTayler 3 года назад +8

      I thought it was deep until one of them walks the raft over to her and it’s not even waist deep

  • @gurbakshsingh3773
    @gurbakshsingh3773 3 года назад +31

    Legends say wasp and roach are still fighting inside lizard

    • @SIXITHS
      @SIXITHS 2 года назад +1

      It wasn't much of a fight, the wasp had just torn both the roach's back legs off...

  • @ghazghkullthraka9714
    @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 года назад +113

    Everyone: batting balloons. Norma: guess I’ll die

    • @chefgiovanni
      @chefgiovanni 3 года назад

      Nice plan, will give it a watch ..... Our Chefs are cooking .....

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 3 года назад +5

      She just wanted to sit in her room and watch Matlock, damnit.

    • @LachimusPrime
      @LachimusPrime 2 года назад

      I laughed harder at this than the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iyourelder8590
    @iyourelder8590 5 лет назад +160

    8:55 I had to turn this off because it was too intense for me to watch.

  • @Richie_Nash
    @Richie_Nash 5 лет назад +38

    I got so tired after that cub made it to the top i had to get on the sofa and rest 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brandyhuff8487
      @brandyhuff8487 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣 it is freaking anxiety inducing innit

  • @Irrelevant530
    @Irrelevant530 3 года назад +20

    I wish Agnes could know we honored her athleticism here on the interwebz.

  • @tealduos1598
    @tealduos1598 5 лет назад +20

    I like your basic compassion towards animals and insects. It under lies your sarcasm. Thanks Ozzy Man. (Kindness to all animals)

  • @idaknow2313
    @idaknow2313 5 лет назад +230

    I have to say the car rescue was a bit overfunded when someone could have just told her to get out on the dry side and walk down the incline ,just sayin’

    • @mathewfullerton8577
      @mathewfullerton8577 5 лет назад +82

      Hell, just tell her to wade through the water, it wasn't deep or fast-moving. A complete waste of services.

    • @Sirkillmenot82
      @Sirkillmenot82 5 лет назад +118

      Have you seen how high that grass was?!? There might have been a tiger hiding in there! The woman could have died if she did that! Her death would be on you, you monster!

    • @Pfsif
      @Pfsif 5 лет назад +46

      She went on to sue the city for 40 million.

    • @idaknow2313
      @idaknow2313 5 лет назад +4

      Just when I thought I couldn’t laugh harder at Ozzyman BAM 💥 here you are fantastic 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 5 лет назад +25

      the person in the car was paraplegic they couldn't walk, the driver of the car got out and was the person who called the rescue services and I just made this up but let's see how many people believe this

  • @souravdeti95
    @souravdeti95 5 лет назад +162

    That bear cup looked so cute from behind, happy he/she made it. Kick in the face to the drone operator.

    • @obi-wankenobi5411
      @obi-wankenobi5411 3 года назад

      It's a non-binary bear baby. Dont assume gender.

    • @bofad.snutts1570
      @bofad.snutts1570 Год назад

      @@obi-wankenobi5411 it's a fucking bear cub not a 15 year old girl with mental issues mate it's either a boy or a girl

  • @plushpossum
    @plushpossum Год назад +3

    “He’s gonna drown in the fake ocean while his family films it!”!!!😂😂😂

  • @thedudeabides3294
    @thedudeabides3294 5 лет назад +211

    "He tells everyone not to panic, noone was." Lol

  • @clairey6407
    @clairey6407 4 года назад +535

    That drone operator needs to be arrested.

    • @j43k
      @j43k 4 года назад +40

      I legit got pissed on that part.

    • @onion_____
      @onion_____ 4 года назад +3

      Why

    • @jamess7576
      @jamess7576 4 года назад +29

      @@onion_____
      It's illegal use of a drone*. Maybe not arrested but fined and any held drone licenses revoked.
      Edit, * if this had happened in the U.S. or Canada it would be illegal use of a drone. The video was filmed in Russia and I do not know the exact particulars of UAS regulations in Russia.

    • @onion_____
      @onion_____ 4 года назад +4

      @@jamess7576 really? Didn't know drones needed a license

    • @jamess7576
      @jamess7576 4 года назад +7

      @@onion_____ Drones have to be registered unless under 0.55 lbs and if you operate one for anything (including monetized RUclips) besides recreational use in the U.S. you are required by law to have a UAS FAA license or exemption of some sort, most common is a part 107 certificate.

  • @zekehooper
    @zekehooper 4 года назад +21

    the sneak attack by "Godzilla" was great.

  • @Sharkdog11b
    @Sharkdog11b Год назад +3

    Shane on you to all the people that dumped their senior parents in that dive. All that life and lessons and accomplishments just to end up hitting a balloon with a foam thing waiting to die. Damn kids these days

  • @Havanasky100
    @Havanasky100 4 года назад +39

    The lovely ladies and men with the balloon commentary is hilarious

  • @austinkier352
    @austinkier352 5 лет назад +27

    The long journey back to dry land 😂

  • @joshrohricht4948
    @joshrohricht4948 4 года назад +35

    The reason i watch ozzy man is to disturb my wife with laughter while she. Sleeps

    • @youhaveinfinitevalue5755
      @youhaveinfinitevalue5755 3 года назад

      I’m surprised no one has commented in over a year on your post. You had me rolling 😂
      Only because I have been there!!

  • @georgehenderson7783
    @georgehenderson7783 3 года назад +52

    Who else was jumping up and down cheering the baby bear at 5:54? ✌️

  • @magdalenabarylska6163
    @magdalenabarylska6163 4 года назад +34

    Korean soldiers be like: "It doesn't hurt me, but it hurts everyone watching instead."

  • @timange124
    @timange124 5 лет назад +15

    Never in my life have I laughed that hard! I was in so much pain!! Those old people with the balloons, I couldn’t take it. You’ve got a lifetime subscriber right here.. unbelievably hilarious!

    • @christinascallion6557
      @christinascallion6557 Год назад

      That will be you one day unless you figure out how to stop aging😢

  • @vedantma
    @vedantma 4 года назад +39

    "That guy yells world star as he gets the best camera angle."

  • @iCazZiStronZi
    @iCazZiStronZi 3 года назад +6

    “Remember that time dad drowned at the theme park” LOOOOOOL 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @aravindan_s
    @aravindan_s 5 лет назад +85

    The lizard 🦎 sudden intro threw me back. WTH

  • @reyvert
    @reyvert 5 лет назад +80

    the white dude filming in the cop v civilian boxing is actually recording with the front camera...I'm deaddddd

    • @Real_Iceout
      @Real_Iceout 5 лет назад +2

      Shreyas maybe his other camera is broken

    • @wotever99ninynine
      @wotever99ninynine 5 лет назад +2

      @Melani Natasha really? jeeze the state of millenials and their social media.. who the hell wants to take pictures of themselves when there is a whole world out there to photograph?!

    • @tabaksmozaiekvirus1715
      @tabaksmozaiekvirus1715 5 лет назад +1

      @@wotever99ninynine i hate taking pics of myself, it's just so stupid and makes you look like a big ego

  • @PenaceaID
    @PenaceaID 4 года назад +11

    Ozzy man the only wordsmith that could forge sarcasm into the whole different level especially on the bear cub scene.

  • @Chris-vz7en
    @Chris-vz7en 3 года назад +6

    God, please take me before I have to resort to foam stick/balloon antics for enjoyment in my remaining days.

  • @shnobi24
    @shnobi24 5 лет назад +46

    I still say the old man vs the snake was the best

    • @wotever99ninynine
      @wotever99ninynine 5 лет назад +4

      that was a good one, just booted the shit out of it

  • @theosteed6326
    @theosteed6326 4 года назад +13

    I love when aussie man starts his video with, 'yeh nah'. You know it's Australian when he says yeh nah.

  • @PyChick
    @PyChick 4 года назад +56

    "You might end up on a poster that says 'Perseverence'..." Hahahaha

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith 11 месяцев назад +1

    @ 10:59 Yeah that little lizard snatched them to up like I think I'm the winner 🏆 🤣

  • @luismartin4204
    @luismartin4204 4 года назад +5

    "Oh no, i was wrong, i was being a dodgy cynical fuck-knuckle" lmfaooo that was so funny

  • @dsysk
    @dsysk 5 лет назад +7

    Fascinating how even thou I've seen all these videos individually without noticing anything funny about them now I am literally in tears laughing when ozzy man adds commentary.. i died with the motivational poster bit lol

  • @adrian-_1748
    @adrian-_1748 5 лет назад +43

    *oh no Norma has spaced out*

  • @agasti2007
    @agasti2007 10 месяцев назад +4

    Laughed so hard after such a tough week. Thanks mate, you are saving lives with the content.

    • @mazzy1959
      @mazzy1959 8 месяцев назад

      Well said mate

  • @stephanecoffin1799
    @stephanecoffin1799 4 года назад +9

    First video makes me want to never grow old.. poor buggers looks like they having so much fun

    • @msjanegrey
      @msjanegrey 3 года назад

      They already forced stupid activities on us at kindergarden.

  • @kduncan8811
    @kduncan8811 5 лет назад +21

    I haven't laughed that hard in years!!! Holy Cow!! That was so funny!!! Thanks, I needed that

  • @dylz4ya
    @dylz4ya 5 лет назад +40

    "he's got a bigger backhand then Roger federer" 🤣💀

  • @mishan4730
    @mishan4730 4 года назад +32

    Damn That Godzilla scared me.

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 5 лет назад +13

    0:19 “Got a bigger backhand than Roger Federer!”
    Haha lol

  • @dandydan987
    @dandydan987 5 лет назад +4

    The middle aged man surfing.... had me in stitches! 😂

  • @DeanHavoc83
    @DeanHavoc83 3 года назад +2

    Mad respect for that cop boxing and probably earning respect for the neighborhood too. No violence just fun boxing.

  • @thedarkknight12341
    @thedarkknight12341 5 лет назад +22

    And commence long road to recovery....
    Epic! 😂

  • @andrewmccleary1652
    @andrewmccleary1652 5 лет назад +157

    Who else jumped at 11:01? I am not proud to admit it, but I did.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 5 лет назад +7

      Dude same, also watching the wasp rip off the cockroaches' legs was frickin' intense.

    • @illusionking7
      @illusionking7 4 года назад +1

      Same here i was here to see if anyone commented about it

    • @NOPE-pk3pb
      @NOPE-pk3pb 4 года назад

      I think it was a frog

    • @NOPE-pk3pb
      @NOPE-pk3pb 4 года назад

      Oh

  • @chrism8180
    @chrism8180 4 года назад +22

    Putting the bear on a poster that says "perseverance",
    😂 I laughed so hard because its probably true

  • @RowdyBoy82
    @RowdyBoy82 3 года назад +6

    The old folks were so wholesome!

  • @actafadul
    @actafadul 4 года назад +41

    “Norma has spaced out!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Lee-ht1st
    @Lee-ht1st 4 года назад +10

    2:57 absolutely killed me lmao

  • @thenslofficial
    @thenslofficial 5 лет назад +114

    Why does that employee look like frozone @1:50

    • @kd7087
      @kd7087 5 лет назад +12

      Honey, where is my supersuit

    • @idkshtt
      @idkshtt 5 лет назад

      If someone falls he can freeze the water easy

    • @vibinjenova
      @vibinjenova 5 лет назад +1

      Where is my super *SUCC*

    • @KBhunterx262
      @KBhunterx262 5 лет назад

      NSL Official honey, where’s my supersuit

    • @alphawolf9990
      @alphawolf9990 5 лет назад +1

      Coz he is

  • @FumbleAIBO
    @FumbleAIBO 3 года назад +19

    "She loves it, she got value for money"

  • @ishandraws8884
    @ishandraws8884 5 лет назад +208

    11:30 he pulled off two of cockroach's legs

    • @mandyrobbins1
      @mandyrobbins1 5 лет назад +35

      Hornets are mean bastards

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls 5 лет назад +16

      Yo hornet was a savage

    • @mandyrobbins1
      @mandyrobbins1 5 лет назад +11

      @@bigdikbubls I'd bet that the lizard found that out about 2 seconds after grabbing it, lol...the snack that bites back

    • @gilbertozambrano6182
      @gilbertozambrano6182 5 лет назад +25

      I'm pretty sure the wasp was laying its eggs inside the cockroach to have the little wasps eat it from the inside out

    • @KAINARTZ
      @KAINARTZ 5 лет назад +14

      @@gilbertozambrano6182 aaaannnd you just ruined it