Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #5
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- Welcome to ya Aussie mega commentary compilation (part 5)! Topics include a mantis taunting someone, a profound pole show, and a red panda stickin' it to a rock. Cheers! MERCH: ozzymanshop.com send ya videos in: ozzyman.com/su...
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“I used to be a tree I’m not scared of shit. I was part of the crew that took out Saruman” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I am dead 😂😂😂
Golden
yes... the tree got me to... to funny
dude 20 sec in and im already dying xD
😂😂😂😂😂
When the bear gets hit you can clearly see the delay between the moment of being hit in the nuts and the moment it realises its been hit in the nuts 😄
MrTakeshi763 those 3 seconds between contact and the swelling pain that never stops intensifying
😂😂
Also, 100th like! 💪😎
Always takes a second or two!
@@drkushajagadeesh6347 nobody and I mean nobody cares who liked a video first that's so fucking lame.
😂😂😂 I laughed myself out
3:05 So, no kidding, there I was, walking with a couple of buddies. A big, freakin' praying mantis hit my buddy Oliver in the chest, bounced off and landed on the sidewalk. It threw its front claws up and stood its ground. We stood there for a moment and I said, "Little fella's got guts." Oliver said, "I respect that." We stepped around the mantis. If a bug has the huevos to stand up to three humans, he can have the sidewalk.
Oliver took a chest punch from a mantis? He's lucky to be alive. Lol
Fuck yes, mate! Fuck yes!
Respect!
@TJ_ the_Insane A decent sized bird will grab a mantis right out of the air and make a 3 course meal out of it. They are spooky bugs, their little heads will track on a moving finger. Fascinating creatures.
Damn it that was funny. Here take my like. You deserve it
The Japanese Godzilla has an advantage, 62 years of back story... that killed me😂😂
@xiaomi yooo fellow sri lankan u noticed that too
😅😅Japanese american sri lankan Godzillaz 😅😅😅
I actually nearly died from laughing at that bear getting his bear nuts hurt. That leg spread had me in fits.. then he started rolling around 😭 I feel you Mr. Bear! I feel you!.
Me too it was hilarious 😅😂😂
It's good to know the post nut shot walk transcends species, we all walk the same after taking the hit
Belvie i cant even walk when i m hurt in the balls
more than once 😢
Lmao that clip and the hamster one hurt my feelings
We should bring all world leaders together and then kick'em in the balls. World peace. Except women though.
I lost my shit, Laughed out LOUD thanks again - the cure for the blues he is
one minute you're thinking about your life, the next minute your fighting for your life. Pure f'in gold. Love your stuff. Keep it going Ozzy Man!
"And of course, when you're done, give your missus a backflip and an airplane ride to go get some snacks."
I've been doing it all wrong then, haven't I?
Ok, I don't actually dislike this content but I realized after I hit the like button that I was #70 to do so, and some things are sacred. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Still 69 likes after 5 years...nice.
The only positive to coronavirus is finding this guys page. Nonstop laughs lol.
coronavuris its express way to destination fucked.
I wish he could narrate everything in my life, he;s the only person who has me laugh/cry until my ribs are hurting, lol
True, been binging hs vids for a week now :D
You missed him all this time? He's a legend! You got a lot of catching up to do.
@@k-leb4671 he has got so much to binge. Bugger me who comes to RUclips with hope of new upload.
“He’s not Bear Grilles.”😂😂😂😂
Colonel Sanders. “ He doesn’t have the skills ”
Grills*
@@yupei5778 Grylls*
@@maxellis3325 you cook on a grill tho. You can't cook on Grylls
@@yupei5778 it’s a name not a roaster
How am I supposed to get any shut-eye when I am clutching in pain from the laughter?
Rain Juice hold your breath
That last one is from the movie ‘never back down ‘
JP Alpha I swear I was like isnt that from a movie, but at the same time who would be recording? And that hit looked real lol
That movie contains one of the best training montages in movie history.
The clip always does the rounds every few months
Hell there's a "fight" just like that in a NOS energy drink commercial
Here it is: ruclips.net/video/Ek7f4IHTvI0/видео.html
Yeah. I was like, "I've seen this before ".
"I just wanna do some cardio listening to Tupak" lmao
The leopard is presenting
😂
"I used to be a tree" probably woke up some neighbors for this ffs :'D
That got me too lol
“I was part of the crew that took out Soromon!”
I know I'm late as FAAAHHHHK, but I loved that line. 😂
"62yrs of backstory" 😂😂😂😂😂I died
What does it mean please explain.
@@pinkysawant4399 Japanese Godzilla has been around for now 65 Years of Movies
I was part of the crew that took out Saruman!!!
Instant classic.
When he said “tuk-tuk” I was dead😂
Ya bro called then tuk instead of auto 🤣
When were u resurrected?
Few things are better than Tik Tok in a tuk tuk.
TOM MONK I heard that somewhere but I don't know what does it mean Tuk-Tuk???
“Miss Pole Dance” 😂 I’m dyin!! That will go right up there with her “Miss Gang-Bang - 1986” trophy!😂
I haven't seen *Never back Down* in years. That's where the flipping fighting clip is from!
Uh.. thanks.. i just woke up my dogs by laughing too loud.. resulting with them engaging each other to a barking match... resulting with every single member of my family waking up to find out WTF is going on.. resulting in me getting bitched at for 20 minutes about responsibility and consideration for others... yet.. still worth it
Why is this comment so funny 😂😂😂
Worth it
LMFAO oh
Goat Army jof
Grow up and move out, already. You can skip sleep and cackle all you like by yourself on your own time.
When its 2:36 am, and you've got a test at 8 am the same day, but you see an Ozzyman video and so I guess sleep can wait
Ryan hodgson same dude
Benkovac boy Good luck man
Ryan hodgson 1:46 where I am
Yo, are you by chance german? :D
Tim Putten Naa mate, from South Africa
"Whiskey and a gobbie" Sounds like a punk band from rural Queensland.
When you're a hamster, every day is Leg Day.
😂
"she's like.. check this golden buns, my milkshake brings all the tigers to the yard, they're like, its better than yours"
0:12 _''TREE? I am no tree! I am an Ent. Treebeard some call me''_
What's his whole name... I'll wait ;oP
Aye that they do... lol
...but Ents are not trees :o)
As long as he doesn't branch off it'll not take too long.
Does my head in too, goodbye.
Tht mantis is savage .
RAZZA are you that lazy you can’t even type an extra letter?🤷🏼♀️
“But he’s not Bear grills and he doesn’t have the skills” 😂
See Ozzy? This humour of yours, every humour you used is so bloody funny this is why we love ya Dude
8:17
“Yeah that’s pretty good but what are your thoughts on thisssssss”
**taint taunt**
😂😂😂😂
One of Ozzy Man’s funniest compilations I’ve seen so far. Literally kept me in tears! My ribs hurt. 👍🏻
Destination F videos always have me in stitches! But i agree with you about this video
My milk shake brings all the tigers to the yard....dude, you make my day.
Had me going with the hamster commentary...lmao
I hated that bit bcos hamsters get cut in half with those dumb metal wheels, they should be filled in. I was O.o the whole time! Hammy got lucky.
@@angelkotilainen I use a knife to cut hamsters in half but whatever works.
“If the scent doesn’t attract a male, I don’t know what will.” Hahaha
I love the smell of "fish "😁
The hamster one was gold, had me dying
"Hes not bear grylls, he doesn't have the skills" BARS
The mantis is thinking, wait for Starship Troopers buddy, you’ll get yours.
He's not Bear Grylls, he doesn't have the skills 😂😂🤣🤣
How he rhymed this 😆😆
Jayanth Premachandran taking hits to the dill
I made the mistake of watching this on the train home from work, now everyone is looking at me like I'm a nutter cos I can't stop laughing at those hamsters 😂
"..the dickhead cart-wheeled into a knuckle sandwich!" Bravo to the light warm up guy! No sweat.
"but what are your thougths on THIS?" 8:15 LOL that killed me.
Aimée Bautista Suero hi
@@nipunarjundhruv3852 hello.
😂😂😂😂 me too!
It doesn't matter what species you are, don't touch the balls.
You can touch mine
Unless you are into it
"...and into some butt cheek powered orbiting." :D
Kudos to the guy on the icy drive - he managed to avoid sliding out into the road and even made a soft landing on the lawn!
"I was part of the crew that took out Saruman" Epic!
"I used to be a tree."
I laugh everytime. and send it to my friends everytime.
thank you, ozzy. your videos are reason for getting older.
Was gonna sleep but now my nuts hurt
Thanks dude
whamen respecter before you go to sleep don't forget to respect whamen
Bust one then
Wait your pfp is the one polish scientist who got smeared on by Fox News (or another shitty News source) for saying that women are generally less intelligent than men.
Well played.
Respect wahmen in your sleep too.
@@Hanfgurkenhasser
Beg'pardon Hanfgurkenhasser, but what's a 'pfp'....?
Thanks in advance man...
The hamster wheel killed me!
MR. KITKAT the matrix comment I was dying and had to watch that part again XD
Damn near killed the hamster, too.
Same lmao
Kanye East best part!!!
Me too😂😂😂😂
I'm not united airlines hahahaha
they will NEVER get rid of people making jokes about them! EVER! lol lol
I lost it at that comment, totally lost it
What does that even mean?
@@icantbelieveyouvedonethis3057 "i'm not united airlines *i don't wanna fight*" thats all u gotta know, because they like to fight their clients
Literally had me laughing from start to finish. I reckon you're one of the funniest bastards on the platform. Makes sense that you used to do standup.
Best tourism ad for Sydney, Australia!!
Kung fu mantis 😂😂😂😂
Fighting styles really were created by animals....🤔
Do forget the greco- Roman wrestling lizard's
Can you imagine how terrifying that mantis would be if it were human sized?
Have you ever watched a praying mantis eat? [shudder]
Poor hamster just wanted to do his cardio 😂😂😂 hilarious
“My milkshake brings all the tigers to the yard” 😂🤣
You know what I like about this guy?! He never got intimidated, he *_never backed down!_*
If the scent doesn't attract a male i don't know what will
Absolute beef cake!
Welcome to seafood market 😂
@@UlfhedinnNorsk really
@@UlfhedinnNorsk lool
I love the smell of "fish "😁
I could put that last one on loop and watch it all day.
Its not real. Its from a movie called Never Back Down.
@@chancebryant8652 I don’t give a shit. It was entertaining to watch, which is why, I’m sure, Ozzy Man included it to begin with. So, don’t be such a downer, and just have a laugh like the rest of us.
Julie needs to be filled in🤣🤣
"And give your missus and aeroplane ride to go and get a snack" 🤣🤣🤣
I want to put in my application to become Australian.
Kolafications:
-Already uses 'cunt' over 150 times per day to refer to people I like.
-Was already in prison (your continent was originally used for that so I feel justified)
- Overall scuffed
- Likes Weet-Bix
You forgot the vegimite and beer
The last one reminded me of that sword vs gun scene in Indiana Jones.
Leslie J. Vasquez That's because both of those scenes are from movies...
Is that fight real?
Ritchie Rosson no
nope its from a movie never back down
true fact..the reason that scene in indiana jones took place was the actor was really poorly from dysentry and decided to cut the scene short with a comic affect which was loved so much they kept it.
That mantis is a badass
My milkshake brings all the tigers to the yard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"one minute you're thinking about your life, the next minute you're fighting for your life" 2:07
"You think I'm intimidated by a bear? I used to be a tree"hahahaha😂😂😂
“Destination Fucked! Sweet Crikey Moses!” I’m dead
I have to move to Sydney ASAP and get me some spinning spreadies for me stiffy!!!
"Check out these golden buns". Lmao made my day.
Genuinely crippled from laughing so hard at that bear 😂😂😂😂
The hamsters face on the wheel as it hung on for dear life....I wheezed...HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Omg im dying at the bear video
That bear kills me every time i see him.
It's 1:36am in West Africa 😭😭😭
Wanna sleep but Ozzy came up
Much love from Africa
"If that scent doesn't attract a male, I don't know what will." ROTFL!!
The stuck Hamster was hilarious!
Omfg the delayed way the bear started walking after copping it in the nuts had me crying 🤣
What a way to start the day....
I’m a simple man, spready cracks me up every time 😂. Keep it up u Aussie legend
I watch an Ozzy video b4 work every morning. Thinking of his lines throughout the day keeps me laughing thru work! Thank you Ozzyman!
9:17 The commentary was pure gold.
That fight at the end .. i ... I can’t stop laughing 😂
Im a Filipino and i like you so much Ozzy Buddy! 😂
I am legitimately impressed by that pole dancing.
Also aroused.
didn't take much lol
And a stiffy. 😂
@@bhardnavares5903 a wholesome stiffy though 🤗
Dude I never laughed so hard in my life until I subscribed to your channel!
Little Doug hammie gets back to level 3 after an impressive double flip. That made my day 😂
Battling visceral fat???? You're insane, I love it. Nice vocab Ozzy.
He goes full matrix!! LOL
Nicolas Cage That shit floored me!
That mantis was really skilled....colour me impressed 😯
Just in case, Ozzyman already knows the last clip is from a movie. Yeh.
*SPOILER*
Its never back down I believe
Lucky Rao I need to get a gobby from destination fucked
"One minute you're thinking about your life next minute you're fighting for your life" 😂😂😂
I relate to this so much lmao
I just found your channel this week. Laughed so hard I almost peed my pants when I started watching this video. Now I know the process! 🤣🤣🤣
"sweet crikey Mosus"
Good Lord! Do all Aussie's talk like this? I want to go down under!
@Julie Monarch
To answer your question Julie. Yes! We tend to talk like that when we are in our natural habitat.... down at the watering hole...... otherwise known as the PUB !! Lol !! 👍🇦🇺😎🍺🍻🥂🍾🍷🥃🍸🍹
Yeah pretty similar 😂
I talk alot like this.
Canada were not much different, the slang might be different but it transcends cultures, and fuck is universally known.
Yep, Ozzy man is typical of the Aussie male - we wouldn't want our blokes any other way 😁
Australia here I come, wait I'm too poor for that.
I love how Ozzy Man brings in Kid Rock with the pole dancers!
Oh FFS hahah the guy slipping had me in tears,imagine sending that video to your boss for a day off though 😅 😂 🤣
Legend say the bear still rolling on the ground
“Horny-ness is clearly seasonal”.
If only Ozzy. If only.
LOTR reference is hilarious the moment this video opens up😂😂😂
Then a little demon appears and give jane an apple, ahh its Eve im a dumb ass. That killed me.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣