3:05 So, no kidding, there I was, walking with a couple of buddies. A big, freakin' praying mantis hit my buddy Oliver in the chest, bounced off and landed on the sidewalk. It threw its front claws up and stood its ground. We stood there for a moment and I said, "Little fella's got guts." Oliver said, "I respect that." We stepped around the mantis. If a bug has the huevos to stand up to three humans, he can have the sidewalk.
@TJ_ the_Insane A decent sized bird will grab a mantis right out of the air and make a 3 course meal out of it. They are spooky bugs, their little heads will track on a moving finger. Fascinating creatures.
I actually nearly died from laughing at that bear getting his bear nuts hurt. That leg spread had me in fits.. then he started rolling around 😭 I feel you Mr. Bear! I feel you!.
"And of course, when you're done, give your missus a backflip and an airplane ride to go get some snacks." I've been doing it all wrong then, haven't I?
Ok, I don't actually dislike this content but I realized after I hit the like button that I was #70 to do so, and some things are sacred. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Uh.. thanks.. i just woke up my dogs by laughing too loud.. resulting with them engaging each other to a barking match... resulting with every single member of my family waking up to find out WTF is going on.. resulting in me getting bitched at for 20 minutes about responsibility and consideration for others... yet.. still worth it
Wait your pfp is the one polish scientist who got smeared on by Fox News (or another shitty News source) for saying that women are generally less intelligent than men. Well played.
“But he’s not Bear grills and he doesn’t have the skills” 😂 See Ozzy? This humour of yours, every humour you used is so bloody funny this is why we love ya Dude
@@chancebryant8652 I don’t give a shit. It was entertaining to watch, which is why, I’m sure, Ozzy Man included it to begin with. So, don’t be such a downer, and just have a laugh like the rest of us.
I made the mistake of watching this on the train home from work, now everyone is looking at me like I'm a nutter cos I can't stop laughing at those hamsters 😂
true fact..the reason that scene in indiana jones took place was the actor was really poorly from dysentry and decided to cut the scene short with a comic affect which was loved so much they kept it.
I want to put in my application to become Australian. Kolafications: -Already uses 'cunt' over 150 times per day to refer to people I like. -Was already in prison (your continent was originally used for that so I feel justified) - Overall scuffed - Likes Weet-Bix
I've just noticed you've got 2.3 million followers 🎉🎉 congratulations I'm really happy for you , you totally deserve it ; I remember when I first subscribed to your channel it was around 200 thousand and I just couldn't understand why aren't you the most famous guy on RUclips !!! Look at you now 😄👏
When the bear gets hit you can clearly see the delay between the moment of being hit in the nuts and the moment it realises its been hit in the nuts 😄
MrTakeshi763 those 3 seconds between contact and the swelling pain that never stops intensifying
😂😂
Also, 100th like! 💪😎
Always takes a second or two!
@@drkushajagadeesh6347 nobody and I mean nobody cares who liked a video first that's so fucking lame.
😂😂😂 I laughed myself out
The Japanese Godzilla has an advantage, 62 years of back story... that killed me😂😂
@xiaomi yooo fellow sri lankan u noticed that too
😅😅Japanese american sri lankan Godzillaz 😅😅😅
“I used to be a tree I’m not scared of shit. I was part of the crew that took out Saruman” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I am dead 😂😂😂
Golden
yes... the tree got me to... to funny
dude 20 sec in and im already dying xD
😂😂😂😂😂
3:05 So, no kidding, there I was, walking with a couple of buddies. A big, freakin' praying mantis hit my buddy Oliver in the chest, bounced off and landed on the sidewalk. It threw its front claws up and stood its ground. We stood there for a moment and I said, "Little fella's got guts." Oliver said, "I respect that." We stepped around the mantis. If a bug has the huevos to stand up to three humans, he can have the sidewalk.
Oliver took a chest punch from a mantis? He's lucky to be alive. Lol
Fuck yes, mate! Fuck yes!
Respect!
@TJ_ the_Insane A decent sized bird will grab a mantis right out of the air and make a 3 course meal out of it. They are spooky bugs, their little heads will track on a moving finger. Fascinating creatures.
Damn it that was funny. Here take my like. You deserve it
The only positive to coronavirus is finding this guys page. Nonstop laughs lol.
coronavuris its express way to destination fucked.
I wish he could narrate everything in my life, he;s the only person who has me laugh/cry until my ribs are hurting, lol
True, been binging hs vids for a week now :D
You missed him all this time? He's a legend! You got a lot of catching up to do.
@@k-leb4671 he has got so much to binge. Bugger me who comes to RUclips with hope of new upload.
How am I supposed to get any shut-eye when I am clutching in pain from the laughter?
Rain Juice hold your breath
It's good to know the post nut shot walk transcends species, we all walk the same after taking the hit
Belvie i cant even walk when i m hurt in the balls
more than once 😢
Lmao that clip and the hamster one hurt my feelings
We should bring all world leaders together and then kick'em in the balls. World peace. Except women though.
I lost my shit, Laughed out LOUD thanks again - the cure for the blues he is
one minute you're thinking about your life, the next minute your fighting for your life. Pure f'in gold. Love your stuff. Keep it going Ozzy Man!
I actually nearly died from laughing at that bear getting his bear nuts hurt. That leg spread had me in fits.. then he started rolling around 😭 I feel you Mr. Bear! I feel you!.
Me too it was hilarious 😅😂😂
"And of course, when you're done, give your missus a backflip and an airplane ride to go get some snacks."
I've been doing it all wrong then, haven't I?
Ok, I don't actually dislike this content but I realized after I hit the like button that I was #70 to do so, and some things are sacred. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Still 69 likes after 5 years...nice.
I was part of the crew that took out Saruman!!!
Instant classic.
"62yrs of backstory" 😂😂😂😂😂I died
What does it mean please explain.
@@pinkysawant4399 Japanese Godzilla has been around for now 65 Years of Movies
When its 2:36 am, and you've got a test at 8 am the same day, but you see an Ozzyman video and so I guess sleep can wait
Ryan hodgson same dude
Benkovac boy Good luck man
Ryan hodgson 1:46 where I am
Yo, are you by chance german? :D
Tim Putten Naa mate, from South Africa
One of Ozzy Man’s funniest compilations I’ve seen so far. Literally kept me in tears! My ribs hurt. 👍🏻
Destination F videos always have me in stitches! But i agree with you about this video
The leopard is presenting
😂
"I just wanna do some cardio listening to Tupak" lmao
That last one is from the movie ‘never back down ‘
JP Alpha I swear I was like isnt that from a movie, but at the same time who would be recording? And that hit looked real lol
That movie contains one of the best training montages in movie history.
The clip always does the rounds every few months
Hell there's a "fight" just like that in a NOS energy drink commercial
Here it is: ruclips.net/video/Ek7f4IHTvI0/видео.html
Yeah. I was like, "I've seen this before ".
When he said “tuk-tuk” I was dead😂
Ya bro called then tuk instead of auto 🤣
When were u resurrected?
Few things are better than Tik Tok in a tuk tuk.
TOM MONK I heard that somewhere but I don't know what does it mean Tuk-Tuk???
"I used to be a tree" probably woke up some neighbors for this ffs :'D
That got me too lol
“I was part of the crew that took out Soromon!”
I know I'm late as FAAAHHHHK, but I loved that line. 😂
“He’s not Bear Grilles.”😂😂😂😂
Colonel Sanders. “ He doesn’t have the skills ”
Grills*
@@yupei5778 Grylls*
@@maxellis3325 you cook on a grill tho. You can't cook on Grylls
@@yupei5778 it’s a name not a roaster
Tht mantis is savage .
RAZZA are you that lazy you can’t even type an extra letter?🤷🏼♀️
My milk shake brings all the tigers to the yard....dude, you make my day.
0:12 _''TREE? I am no tree! I am an Ent. Treebeard some call me''_
What's his whole name... I'll wait ;oP
Aye that they do... lol
...but Ents are not trees :o)
As long as he doesn't branch off it'll not take too long.
Does my head in too, goodbye.
“Miss Pole Dance” 😂 I’m dyin!! That will go right up there with her “Miss Gang-Bang - 1986” trophy!😂
8:17
“Yeah that’s pretty good but what are your thoughts on thisssssss”
**taint taunt**
😂😂😂😂
Uh.. thanks.. i just woke up my dogs by laughing too loud.. resulting with them engaging each other to a barking match... resulting with every single member of my family waking up to find out WTF is going on.. resulting in me getting bitched at for 20 minutes about responsibility and consideration for others... yet.. still worth it
Why is this comment so funny 😂😂😂
Worth it
LMFAO oh
Goat Army jof
Grow up and move out, already. You can skip sleep and cackle all you like by yourself on your own time.
Was gonna sleep but now my nuts hurt
Thanks dude
whamen respecter before you go to sleep don't forget to respect whamen
Bust one then
Wait your pfp is the one polish scientist who got smeared on by Fox News (or another shitty News source) for saying that women are generally less intelligent than men.
Well played.
Respect wahmen in your sleep too.
@@Hanfgurkenhasser
Beg'pardon Hanfgurkenhasser, but what's a 'pfp'....?
Thanks in advance man...
Had me going with the hamster commentary...lmao
I hated that bit bcos hamsters get cut in half with those dumb metal wheels, they should be filled in. I was O.o the whole time! Hammy got lucky.
@@angeloddrev I use a knife to cut hamsters in half but whatever works.
The hamster one was gold, had me dying
I haven't seen *Never back Down* in years. That's where the flipping fighting clip is from!
“But he’s not Bear grills and he doesn’t have the skills” 😂
See Ozzy? This humour of yours, every humour you used is so bloody funny this is why we love ya Dude
It doesn't matter what species you are, don't touch the balls.
You can touch mine
Unless you are into it
"Whiskey and a gobbie" Sounds like a punk band from rural Queensland.
When you're a hamster, every day is Leg Day.
😂
Kudos to the guy on the icy drive - he managed to avoid sliding out into the road and even made a soft landing on the lawn!
The hamster wheel killed me!
MR. KITKAT the matrix comment I was dying and had to watch that part again XD
Damn near killed the hamster, too.
Same lmao
Kanye East best part!!!
Me too😂😂😂😂
He's not Bear Grylls, he doesn't have the skills 😂😂🤣🤣
How he rhymed this 😆😆
Jayanth Premachandran taking hits to the dill
I'm not united airlines hahahaha
they will NEVER get rid of people making jokes about them! EVER! lol lol
I lost it at that comment, totally lost it
What does that even mean?
@@icantbelieveyouvedonethis3057 "i'm not united airlines *i don't wanna fight*" thats all u gotta know, because they like to fight their clients
I could put that last one on loop and watch it all day.
Its not real. Its from a movie called Never Back Down.
@@chancebryant8652 I don’t give a shit. It was entertaining to watch, which is why, I’m sure, Ozzy Man included it to begin with. So, don’t be such a downer, and just have a laugh like the rest of us.
I watch an Ozzy video b4 work every morning. Thinking of his lines throughout the day keeps me laughing thru work! Thank you Ozzyman!
The mantis is thinking, wait for Starship Troopers buddy, you’ll get yours.
“If the scent doesn’t attract a male, I don’t know what will.” Hahaha
I love the smell of "fish "😁
"but what are your thougths on THIS?" 8:15 LOL that killed me.
Aimée Bautista Suero hi
@@nipunarjundhruv3852 hello.
😂😂😂😂 me too!
"Hes not bear grylls, he doesn't have the skills" BARS
"I used to be a tree."
I laugh everytime. and send it to my friends everytime.
thank you, ozzy. your videos are reason for getting older.
I made the mistake of watching this on the train home from work, now everyone is looking at me like I'm a nutter cos I can't stop laughing at those hamsters 😂
"she's like.. check this golden buns, my milkshake brings all the tigers to the yard, they're like, its better than yours"
If the scent doesn't attract a male i don't know what will
Absolute beef cake!
Welcome to seafood market 😂
@@UlfhedinnNorsk really
@@UlfhedinnNorsk lool
I love the smell of "fish "😁
"I was part of the crew that took out Saruman" Epic!
Literally had me laughing from start to finish. I reckon you're one of the funniest bastards on the platform. Makes sense that you used to do standup.
You know what I like about this guy?! He never got intimidated, he *_never backed down!_*
“My milkshake brings all the tigers to the yard” 😂🤣
Poor hamster just wanted to do his cardio 😂😂😂 hilarious
I just found your channel this week. Laughed so hard I almost peed my pants when I started watching this video. Now I know the process! 🤣🤣🤣
"..the dickhead cart-wheeled into a knuckle sandwich!" Bravo to the light warm up guy! No sweat.
"...and into some butt cheek powered orbiting." :D
I’m a simple man, spready cracks me up every time 😂. Keep it up u Aussie legend
The last one reminded me of that sword vs gun scene in Indiana Jones.
Leslie J. Vasquez That's because both of those scenes are from movies...
Is that fight real?
Ritchie Rosson no
nope its from a movie never back down
true fact..the reason that scene in indiana jones took place was the actor was really poorly from dysentry and decided to cut the scene short with a comic affect which was loved so much they kept it.
9:17 The commentary was pure gold.
Dude I never laughed so hard in my life until I subscribed to your channel!
It's 1:36am in West Africa 😭😭😭
Wanna sleep but Ozzy came up
Much love from Africa
Julie needs to be filled in🤣🤣
I have to move to Sydney ASAP and get me some spinning spreadies for me stiffy!!!
Battling visceral fat???? You're insane, I love it. Nice vocab Ozzy.
Kung fu mantis 😂😂😂😂
Fighting styles really were created by animals....🤔
Do forget the greco- Roman wrestling lizard's
What a way to start the day....
Ozzy Man, no one makes me laugh like you do! Thanks for making me day, Mate!
Can you imagine how terrifying that mantis would be if it were human sized?
Have you ever watched a praying mantis eat? [shudder]
I love how Ozzy Man brings in Kid Rock with the pole dancers!
Genuinely crippled from laughing so hard at that bear 😂😂😂😂
Im a Filipino and i like you so much Ozzy Buddy! 😂
"You think I'm intimidated by a bear? I used to be a tree"hahahaha😂😂😂
"Check out these golden buns". Lmao made my day.
Gawd dayumn, that bear (with Ozzie's commentary, of course) is the funniest sh1t! I keep coming back to it regularly 🤣🤣
Do glad to see I’m not the only one who’s binge watching Ozzy Man, trying so hard to contain my laughter instead of originally intending on sleeping
That mantis is a badass
Omg im dying at the bear video
That bear kills me every time i see him.
"one minute you're thinking about your life, the next minute you're fighting for your life" 2:07
The stuck Hamster was hilarious!
That fight at the end .. i ... I can’t stop laughing 😂
My milkshake brings all the tigers to the yard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best tourism ad for Sydney, Australia!!
That mantis was really skilled....colour me impressed 😯
Omfg the delayed way the bear started walking after copping it in the nuts had me crying 🤣
"And give your missus and aeroplane ride to go and get a snack" 🤣🤣🤣
I want to put in my application to become Australian.
Kolafications:
-Already uses 'cunt' over 150 times per day to refer to people I like.
-Was already in prison (your continent was originally used for that so I feel justified)
- Overall scuffed
- Likes Weet-Bix
You forgot the vegimite and beer
“Destination Fucked! Sweet Crikey Moses!” I’m dead
Just in case, Ozzyman already knows the last clip is from a movie. Yeh.
*SPOILER*
Its never back down I believe
Lucky Rao I need to get a gobby from destination fucked
This has to be the best one yet, I was crying just 3 minutes into the video
Omg my jaws aching with laughing and i cant see the screen for the tears. Well done m8 for making me laugh in these troubled times.
I've just noticed you've got 2.3 million followers 🎉🎉 congratulations I'm really happy for you , you totally deserve it ; I remember when I first subscribed to your channel it was around 200 thousand and I just couldn't understand why aren't you the most famous guy on RUclips !!! Look at you now 😄👏
zainab Muhammed ugh. Get rid of that scarf, everyone has hair, it’s not evil. And get rid of the name😉
@Brett J it's her wish, if she wants to wear a scaf, she is not forced to do so, another pervert spotted
@@missyb9438 Why? So perverts like you can ogle her?
@@shozter7390 nah cos woman are aloud to have rights and show off there hair and not be controlled by some Asian prick in his smelly taxi...
@@user-vv1do1wg1j nice joke
He goes full matrix!! LOL
Nicolas Cage That shit floored me!
Ozzy man, your vids never fails to cheer me up. I hope you're having a good day too. That is all :)
Then a little demon appears and give jane an apple, ahh its Eve im a dumb ass. That killed me.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Your commentary had me in stitches Bro !!
😂🤣😂 great job !!
LOTR reference is hilarious the moment this video opens up😂😂😂
"Julie needs to be filled in.."
😂😂😂😂😂OMG
"If that scent doesn't attract a male, I don't know what will." ROTFL!!
Love every second. You are great.