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Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA CAT COMPILATION
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- Опубликовано: 28 окт 2018
- Here's ya aussie commentary on CATS! Cheeky language warning ay.
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Hey, whats your kingdom number?
@@robertfairman6626 its 684!
@@bonkersdan thanks bud, but now i need the castle location on the map. I cant find it anywhere.
@@robertfairman6626 hold up, I'll get it
That jenga game was stressful AF lol
I can't believe this cat managed to get 2,5 blocks out.
@@BankruptGreek I thought for SURE he'd knock it over and actually almost shouted "oh fuck" while watching this during my lunch break at work lol
@@ronemchowry180 That RISK game is going to be terrifying to watch lol
@@TheRibottoStudiosI bet that cat is an amazing risk player, I mean did you see how risky it took Jenga, just think of the risks it will take in Risk!!!!???????
@@matilija the risks he'd take would be risky AF lol
People say dogs are smarter than cats, but cats don't tell the police were you hid your drugs.
karma nyngje HILARIOUS!! Also joecugo, only dicks say that.
Lol
Exactly, cats ain't snitches.
You should realise that the police spread this rumour so that they can get your dog to reveal your stash.
🐱💖
Jenga Cat lost his shit because the human cheated and took two turns in a row
You seen it too? IKR!
Justice for Jenga Cat
That Golden Retriever is the GOAT. We all need a buddy like that.
I was waiting for "you got a friend in me" to start playing at the end...
Yes we do
@@davindamico1759 Stop
I loved that , I thought dogs were man's best friend but no . He probably raised that cat from a kitten the way he was intervening lol. The other dog was like take that kitty , nothing to see here.
im gunna get one and teach it to bring me beers ahahah
teach him to walk down the pub with a fiver and walk back with a stubby
That Jenga game was actually impressive
unlyricallyrics lol that cat is cute af
@Gilda King The human took 2 turns in a row... The cat is actually smarter than him.
Your doggo can play fetch? Well sure, my cat can play Jenga.
Ye
I was waiting on the connect four tournament footage lol 😂
Ozzyman reviewing cats is what the internet was designed for.
Agreed
A special time to be with the internet indeed
Also the turtle and penquin video's are golden.
Yes!
The perfect combination @Tad Ficus Catus
I just realized the dog and cat at 11:50 are the same ones from 0:40
Looks like the cat has some serious anger issues if the dog has learned to just casually swoop in and drag his friend away from a fight.
Like, “oh great, Mickey’s out there screaming ‘come at me bro’ again. Better intervene before someone ends up filing assault charges. Come on, Mickey, get your ass back inside the house already.”
The cat is always angry because he never gets the chance to get all the pent up stress and frustration out of his system. That bloody doggo keeps breaking up all of his fights before they begin making all the resentment build up inside catto.
@@reactions5783 Nah, I think doggo is just a good pal, keeping his hot-headed buddy out of trouble. :)
Officially pissed my wife off....it's almost midnight and I'm laughing so hard I keep waking her up....my God, where has this channel been all my life??😂😂😂
The lizard clip destroyed me lol
X Life Fitness I almost died watching that one😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I pissed myself
I felt bad for that terrified cat thinking it was gonna drown and die
Poor Beardie
Dead
“He’s making the water rise using only his mind!” 😂
My favorite line lol
that got me!
10:30
Favourite scene
My favorite is the "i think im f#cking panicking too much!!!!"
ozzy brother, I lost my mom 5 years ago to cancer. when i really get dark days missing my mom and my son misses her too. so we watch you're video's and we laugh our asses off. we feel so much better and keeps us going... oh my dad watches too heheh. we wanted to thank you keeping us sane heheh.
Very sorry for your loss, mate! Least you can have a bit of a laugh with the vids...
May she rest in peace
God bless you and your family
It’ll get better much love bro
Don't worry bro it'll get better(if I knew you I would give you a big hug rn) just keep pushing and you'll end up ok my dude.
That’s so sad! I’m sending all my love ❤️
At least you be happy while watching these videos!
The dog pulling the cat back from the fight is like the sober one on any night out, what a top mate
Designated doggo!!
It’s a good day when Ozzy man uploads
N8 hey you beautiful bastard
Literally
Yes It Is
True
Please make videos on Indians
That tortoise was determined to establish dominance over that ginger tabby. The cat couldn't care less. 😂
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN TO TORTOISE TOWN
Ough! Eh eh eh ... Ough!
Whatever that cat did that turtle was pissed.
ginger cat was gaslighting him so hard
"Have at you! Ugh! Ugh! That's right, run away, ya bloody coward! Ugh! Now go or I shall ram you a second time. You're back, you furry bastard! Ugh!"
The doggie pulling the cat out of the fight was just awesome. WHO'S A GOOD BOY!
0:40 and that's why we call them Golden Retrievers.
What are you talking about there’s no dog here just Pallas cat??
@@torakunoichi There's another post that links 11:50, the actual golden retriever, and 0:40, some other wild cat thing, and conflates the two. I believe the OP may not have gotten the joke, and just copied the 0:40 for his own post. Could also be a bot, maybe? The internet is weird.
"Tonight I will dance and feast".......LMFAO
That wild cat one that looked into the camera though lol XD
ruclips.net/video/BZC2nWJblhk/видео.html Pallas kitten
@@dougspidermanhappy that's the weirdest of the cats' family I've ever seen.
@@mofleh177 so it would seem.
I had a really bad ear infection recently and while I was getting better, my mom showed me your videos and it helped me get through the pain. Thank you!
FUCKED ON BY THE CAT!!! Lmao. Its 3am, I can't laugh. I'm dying.
Me at 4:27AM
Lol
Dr Fizzy Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am in heaven 😇
So funny....i have a too much cheese wheezy laugh right now.
God how many cat videos did you have to sit though to do 14 min is narration.. must have been pure bliss.
You mean purr bliss?? *ba dum tss*
Moses Emmet some of these are b-sides and rarities that I’d put out on me Facebook page over the years. Good to have em all up and available here now ay mate.
mr miyagi you mean ba dum *hiss*?? 😸
You mean hell?
@@mrmiyagi3533 I think that's exactly what he meant but couldn't figure out how to spell purr 😂😂 the English language is stupid.
Ozdf = Ozzy Man's devil fruit. The Ozzy Ozzy no mi. It gives the ability to both make anyone laugh, and/or send anyone to destination facked
Hahaha..good one..only one piece fan can relate
Didn't expect one piece stuff here but that great too
I just learned what a devil fruit was yesterday. Is there a name for this phenomenon, where you learn about something and suddenly see it everywhere? 😂
Watching a cat play jenga is actually the craziest thing I’ve ever seen, I want a jenga-playing pet
Don B : I just want one that doesn’t just eat and shit then sleep, not all in the same order.
same
Have you ever seen the dog playing jenga with its owner?? It's quite something to watch.
@@oceanview2965 nah I have a dog but if I made a jenga tower she would probably just knock it over and chew the bricks
@@donb2527 😄😄 That sounds about right.
9:46 those cats arguing over the milk passive aggressively😂
It’s a sad day when a cat is better at jenga than I am lol
SpectralShea U R a waste of carbon
Z M and U R a waste of life.
I’m the guy who just Comments on videos. And you’re a waste of a spreadie to the gods
V IE Oh great a fucking religious dickhead.
you cant be bad at jenga if you dont know what is jenga.(like me)
Only Ozzy man can make a video of a cat walking up to a camera extremely hilarious
Om Prakash My cats will do that and I laugh so hard because they think you can't see them! It's so precious
Ahh, but aren't those Manul the most magnificent of all of nature's small wild cats?
The cat in the tub was funny, but the turtle was worth the wait till the end. Lol
The panicking Black Cat in the bath had me in stitches. Your “stream of feline consciousness” commentary was hysterically good.
Feckin Hilarious. Screamed with laughter at that poor little Cat panicking....& Ozzy Mans commentary.
Absolutely Hilarious.
"Here we have a kitten that probably has a couple of regrets"...I actually laughed out loud at that one
The one that broke me and got to laugh silently into my pillow was the grey cat in the rock-cave checking “the end of the driveway” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ruclips.net/video/BZC2nWJblhk/видео.html try a stare down contest with a Pallas kitten
@@dougspidermanhappy Gorgeous cats!
They are called Pallas's cats, in case u r wondering. They look sublime but unfortunately they are wild cats that won't make good pets.
That was the Cheshire Cat himself.
10:29 I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Funniest shit ever. The narration makes it that much more funny! 🤣
fucking yeah, indeed!
Takin you down to tortoise town! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The turtle fight commentary was brilliant!
The dog trying to keep his cat out of trouble was priceless!! 😀
"No, no... Terry? Terry, you're drunk. You're drunk, and I can't afford to bail your @$$ out again. Remember what your therapist said, man, about letting crap go. Now come on; we'll get some wings or something."
@@alexisgrunden1556 lmfao! Perfect.
The cat boxing the dog, boy, I almost couldn’t breathe because I laughed my ass off.
"I'm the wanker Arya stark trained with. I'm everyone and no one" 😂😂😂
That fucked on by the cat bit really caught me off guard, I was laughing for at least five minutes
I had to pause several times throughout the video because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. This is the funniest shit I've ever seen!
“I’m just licking the smell of what was once here”😂
That tortoise was tenacious but man those jabs with the sounds effects were hilarious
Ozzy Man had me at 'hyena's blood and ox heart shampoo conditioner combo!' 😂
"Oim tha wankah Arya Stark trained with!" 😂😂
I laughed so hard I started tearing with the cat and lizard in the tub!🤣🤣
That cat... wow. I'd love to see how long that panic attack lasted!
It was cruel. Cats can die of heart attacks. Instead of filming help it out of the damn tub.
Please never quit RUclips my dude watching this while stoned is a whole new way of life 😂
2:38 the cat says “fuck that get it out” killed me 😂😂
Ozzy Man doing animal voices is simply the best.
Can we just talk about how at 10:29 this cat made a whole poem
Illegal biscuit business. That's something only ozzy would say
This had me absolutely _rolling_ I mean srsly who could dislike this? This was pure *gold*
That turtle is RELENTLESS, he was definitely in beast mode! 🤣
A lot of those cat videos would've been entertaining enough to watch on their own, but those videos + Ozzy man voice over, 👌🏻 perfection. 🤣
"I'm gonna take you down to the tortoise town" Ozzy is best
Best video in my opinion
I died of laughter 😂😂 10:28
Same🤣🤣🤣
Yea .. Me too
Fucking owner should have helped. Thats a huge trauma for the cat.
Babu Frik the cat is so stressed if the owner tried to grab it he’s definitely getting attacked
*ITS MAKING THE WATER RISE*
Man this guy is a legend
Thank you for being you man, life has taken its toll over the last few years. Your videos are always great for a laugh. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time and I can't thank you enough. Peace friend.
I'm sorry things are bad for you I hope your ok now
As someone who lives with a golden retriever, this non confrontational display doesn't surprise me. Lol
The turtle/tortoise video has me dead😂
That cat is straight up gangsta, the sibling dogs are always holding him back!hahaha
Also, Risk tournament schedule for the jenga cat...my ribs!
Here we have a kitten that probably has a couple of regrets....LOL
You know when you laugh so hard the only sound you make is like a high pitched wheeze? Yeah, that was me during the "Fucked on by the cat!" bit
Pablo escabar mate😂😂
"You don't want to end up like your uncle Terry" 😭😂😂
OMG!! My funny daughter-in-law sent me your video and I laughed until I was rolling in tears!! You're brilliant!!!♡ what clever voice-overs!!!
the lizard and the bathtub part killed me omg looooool :)
Me too😂😂😂😂
The cat and tortoise commentary was brilliant
You are the absolute funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet Ive ever seen. Period. It doesn’t matter how many times Going through my Ozzie library, the hilarity is continuous. Thanks for being so damn funny!!!!
Last time I laughed so hard, I was alive.
Note to mortals: Never watch Ozzy man reviews while eating
„Tail awareness“ 😂🤣
"Who are you. Seriously, are you the FBI? CIA? ...Russia?" Lmfao
The turtle fighting the cat was the best thing I've seen ever 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best shit on the internet. Found your channel two days ago and being hooked since then. Doing all-nighters watching Ozzy Man Reviews.
I found it last night. Still up
noooo, the flying cat against cat gangsters is missing 😢
I don't know it. :O Care to link?
facebook.com/ozzymanreviews/videos/1854285627940629/
"Fucked on by the cat" 🤣🤣 that really got me
That Tortoise bit at the end has me literally crying 😂
"I am the Wanker Arya Stark trained with"... LOL
The cats in the fight at the end are the same cats in the first fight, it’s also the same dog that grabs it.
I think we've established that
Really? Oh my gosh!
(Sorry I kid)
Street fighter cat was the best! Thanks mr man
"I know you stole my lettuce." WAY funnier than it should be for me because my cat would literally reach into the cage, hook the lettuce leaves one by one, pull them out of the cage and then leave them out of reach and walk off.
My cat particularly likes to steal kale from the tortoise. Kale is curly and has more springiness. The cat likes to place the kale somewhere, circle around and across the room, and hunt the kale like it’s a mouse. Then, she lobs it back and forth around the room like a volleyball. And the tortoise sits in bed to watch the weird cat with her kale.
@@sarina76667 hahaha cars are too funny!
When the cat fell in with the lizard my co-workers thought I lost my mind or was having a laughing coronary. Long Live the Wizard of Ozzy!!
The turtle video was the best way to end 😂 it just never gets old!!
You gonna exploit our addiction mate XD
I've watched the black cat in the tub freak the hell out 69 thousand times now and it only gets better and better
Still one of my fave compilations - and Tortoise V Jingles is a battle for the ages. Thanks Ozzy Man.
That cat that came right up to the camera was hilarious 😂
That ninja cat dodging all 3 of those 'street toughs' from the end of that other mega comp was the epitome of cat videos, I don't think we'll ever get better than that.
2:04
That's a kill bite,
Back of the neck,
Crush the vertebrae sever the spinal cord.
It's what lions & tigers do to smaller prey animals.
Interesting
Ozzie’s have the same size vocabulary as normal people, but decorate the sentences with the same number of expletives as other words.
How have I not discovered this channel yet?!? Your my new favourite RUclipsr I can't stop pissing myself laughing!
cat videos + ozzy man = GOLD 🤣🤣🤣
You sir just made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts! And i had the biggest shitstorm of the day. Your humour is like therapy 🦄 god bless you Ozzy man!
"I repeat, it is not a toy" laughed my ass of on that one!!
Hahahahhahahahahh, typical dog being so friendly and dragging his cat buddy away >.< Onya doggo! onya!!!
Bahahah. And the "here's me face" intermission was bewdiful! Congrats on the game sponsorship!!
Justin Y. Are you girl or gay
1:16 reminds me of myself when i see a security camera somewhere fishy
@@ronemchowry180 lmao high five me brother !
lol that one where the cat was in the bath with the lizard was sooooo funny
I love the fact that he can turn any video into something interesting
3:30
*cat.exe has stopped responding*
*Do you want to close this program?*
it should be catjenga.exe stopped working. The part where the cat goes mad is when it closed the program
i still cant belive that cat played zenga and got angry after loosing
Jenga
@_____ you seem to be suffering from missing the fucking joke
5:29 everytime i see it. i laugh like hell.... your speech amazingly fits on that cat's face! Lmao!
The doggo pull back the fat twice, same cat and dog, that means the cat has been in some brawls
this has to be funniest video i have watched in years!!