The voiceover was obviously for comedic reasons but its generally cool how they were exactly what horse thought as opposed to seeing everyday animals going about their evolutionary business of eat, shit, sleep.
Your videos are the absolute worst choice for the "I'll just put something on while I do some other thing" situation, because you always end up glued to the screen laughing your balls off, the video ends, and then you realize "Oh shit... I was supposed to be doing something." Worth it every time though! Thanks for the laughs :D
1:07 I yearn for this level of strength. To not only defeat my enemies with near-superhuman ease, but to then apologize after. Canada, teach me your strange and glorious ways.
I showed this to my mum who has no sense of humour but loves horses and the lord of the rings!! Two of her favourite things in the first clip! She cackled so much! Ozzyman achieved what so many have failed! One miniature horse to rule them all!!
Poor little guy. It was probably fighting it's instincts to flee from the humans but knew it was in even bigger danger with the killer whales. The guy should have moved back into the boat so the seal could have the platform to itself.
lol, it was such a small drop too, til' he highjumped like a mega boss off it, now i see why he was so afraid, scared of what he can do, doesnt know his own strength.
As a dual citizen Yank/Aussie I want to thank you for re-introducing fair dinkum, chockablock, wanker, and of course "No. yeah, nah" back into our vernacular. Best thing me mum ever did was get my sis and I hooked on vegemite, cherry-ripes and violet crumbles. No, yeah nah. not at the same time mate, that'd be shit. Now choofing off to the pub for a medium strength beer. Mum's a good Sheila now she's a blue hair and trying to get into heaven, and not at all stuck up. Keep up the good work. Cheers.
Ozzy, I think you're great, man. You're original and you're killing it. Even your dollar shave club spot had me laughing. Thanks for curing my depression 😁🖒
+P. Patrick Tukkers Exactly. As you can see the 'samurai' in the light colored robes is swinging his sword around, and his jetpack is moving around on his back, but he hovers in the same spot somehow unaffected by which way the thing that is giving him thrust, is pointed Suspended by cables from a rig suspended just out of camera view
I love Australians for one simple reason. No, it’s not the accent although that is definitely awesome. It’s the fact that no matter what is happening, whatever is being watched or talked about, it’s always a fight followed by alcohol.
"A rich investor Wanker." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST shaving commercial EVER. They need to give you WAY more money. I might click that ad JUST because YOU suggested it is such an HONEST way.
Ozzy man, I'm so happy you have a sponsor. Good for you man! I bet if they did viral marketing in the style of one of your videos, with you doing the voice work, they would sell a shit ton of dollar shave club memberships. Pitch it to them...see what happens eh?
Stephanie what if it meant that he had to shave and be clean shaven after? I guess he could just out some outrageous fake facial hair and wouldn't really be any different to his current image with the mullet n shit haha
Stephanie btw, you sound.. Sexy. Why/how? Because you have a brain and aren't afraid to give advice, keep it up, guys like that shit, especially girls who take initiative.
I feel like my friend and I could that but it would end with us flying to high, accidentally stabbing each other and then falling to our deaths. Totally worth it.
That mini horse part had me in fucking tears. I love this guy.
how do you spell pluhhhwahhhs
@@jennydiazvigneault5548 i think you spelled it just good mate. Fuck yes !
That was the best...I was laughing so hard out loud by myself....& I watched it a couple times 🤣😂🤣😂
The voiceover was obviously for comedic reasons but its generally cool how they were exactly what horse thought as opposed to seeing everyday animals going about their evolutionary business of eat, shit, sleep.
I find it funny how no one here knows what a fucking pony is
Your videos are the absolute worst choice for the "I'll just put something on while I do some other thing" situation, because you always end up glued to the screen laughing your balls off, the video ends, and then you realize "Oh shit... I was supposed to be doing something."
Worth it every time though! Thanks for the laughs :D
piss of
@@griffinjones2603 ??? I think you need to re read to understand what the person said cause they didn't critized
@@griffinjones2603 did you read the full comment?
second that
@@griffinjones2603 you just keep quiet, you didn't even understand what he said
The horse’s victory lap after his achèvement ❤😂 So proud of himself
1:07 I yearn for this level of strength. To not only defeat my enemies with near-superhuman ease, but to then apologize after. Canada, teach me your strange and glorious ways.
Start chopping down trees
beer, bacon, maple syrup, and beaver wrestling.
@@beararms3777 and a missing tooth
respect the losers and appreciate being the victor because of their shortcomings😘
Tim Horton’s
The two fish fighting killed me, constantly going "poo, f**k you." lol
As a fellow Canadian I know for a fact the big Canadian guy bought him a nice cold brew after the match
Duane Barrett Devon Larratt 💪💪
Duane Barrett good to see a champion guy win.he sounds like a top bloke
Poooo.... Fuck you
Rip puskar
Buying someone a Molson isnt that exciting.
I'm a Canadian and I can say that Ozzy Man, your Canadian accent was spot on
Opposite sides of the world biatch
I'm an Australian and I can say that Ozzy Man's Australian accent was spot on.
Ben .Bonsma ey im i canadian to lol
The Ozzy Man accent is so awesome, it inspires me to do spoof videos.
I'd like see him pull off a french canadian accent with a couple of Tabarnaks here and there.
That mini horse at the start was so cute he got all happy and jumped for joy at his accomplishment
How could you even possibly dislike this man he's just too damn funny.
Getting a mega compilation from Ozzy Man is like getting a Fort Knox worth amount of golden humor
Let's be Honest Official Extremely true
If there wasn't for Die Hard 3, I wouldn't know what Fort Knox is
and its 13 mins long
Ain't no damn gold there... all stolen
fort knoX monkaS (if you know what i mean LUL)
I showed this to my mum who has no sense of humour but loves horses and the lord of the rings!! Two of her favourite things in the first clip! She cackled so much! Ozzyman achieved what so many have failed! One miniature horse to rule them all!!
To say about ones own mum that she has no humour is kinda harshe
maybe they dont have modern humour 😅😂
It took me one year to find a Sheela in comment section.
@@pelpo1238 I don't even see that as a harsh phrase.
Cool story sis
Ozzy Man’s promotions are the only ones I actually enjoy and don’t skip
I just like to listen to him talk 😂
Same
Same
Fuck yes m8. Fuck yes!
Exactly
The way that seal looked up at the man like” please don’t hurt me” 🥺 lol little feller was so scared
Poor little guy. It was probably fighting it's instincts to flee from the humans but knew it was in even bigger danger with the killer whales. The guy should have moved back into the boat so the seal could have the platform to itself.
I would have petted him
lmao he knew he was fucked up anyways but took the chance of humans.
Seals are not at all scared of humans
I just love Ozzy Man's hair sticking out of his back-to-front baseball cap !!!
"Reckon he can handle my double-blink, then a single blink, then a half-double?"
i had to rewind that part lol!
I laughed so hard I had to rewind it because I didn't hear it all.
Get involved mate...
Sheldon Lamprecht
"Aww Mary, that is fucking badass"
Fuckin' awesome... The tears are streaming from my eyes right now. Guy never ceases to crack me up. 😂😂😂
"Sorry I beat you, classic Canadian."
Lol
The pony takes a victory dance😆
"Bulldozer fighting" now i've seen everything
Yeah I wonder wth that was about.
Those are not bulldozers those are front-end loaders lol
@@zJoriz Right? According to the google it was two different construction companies warring over a contract dispute.... but not much info beyond that.
was like royal rumble.... i wont be surprised if it was over 10mm wrench
You've already seen jetpack samurais??
The fish were the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Thank you for nearly killing me.
yeah I liked the one not getting involved.
I literally cried of laughter, definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂.
POUUUGH!
Americans need to understand and use the word Wanker, the king of swear words
We would butcher the word. Too much "ER" on the end....lol
tazzatamania
I thought it was the equivalent to “ jerkoff”
Bugger off!
@@boodro2122 = WANKA
@@seniorsmiles3386 exactly! 👊🏻
These Chinese fellas are like no worries challenge accepted 😂
The aloe helps with hemroids! Lol I laughed so hard
me too and I re watched it so many times
Your channel is part of the reason I've managed to get through the past four years. Bless your heart!
I have watched ALL of His videos for therapy. I moved on to watching ALL of Ryan George's pitch meetings.
Why? Y your bawls fall off?
What a gallant horse! Imagine riding that mighty steed into battle!
I'd wear roller skates because my feet would drag.
Classic Ozzy man you put a smile on my face everytime I watch a video
Joshua
That mini horse seems so terrified til he makes that extravagant jump
lol, it was such a small drop too, til' he highjumped like a mega boss off it, now i see why he was so afraid, scared of what he can do, doesnt know his own strength.
they sometimes mistake a puddle for a lake, so it might have been standing on a fucking mountain right there
haha, that makes sense, thats one brave horse then, no parachute either
Majestic as fuck
B5420 Junkie
2:16 rare footage of actual transformers going at eachother
why are they doing this in fact
Lol forreal what has to happen in order for workers to start a bulldozer Royal rumble haha
The irony with the horse is, he jumped higher than the step he was afraid to take 😂
Dylon James supertramp exactly how i solve my problems
I have vertigo and that looked really high.
😂
Surely the snow scared him could be first he had seen
As a dual citizen Yank/Aussie I want to thank you for re-introducing fair dinkum, chockablock, wanker, and of course "No. yeah, nah" back into our vernacular. Best thing me mum ever did was get my sis and I hooked on vegemite, cherry-ripes and violet crumbles. No, yeah nah. not at the same time mate, that'd be shit. Now choofing off to the pub for a medium strength beer. Mum's a good Sheila now she's a blue hair and trying to get into heaven, and not at all stuck up. Keep up the good work. Cheers.
Flying Japanese samurai?
WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS??
Think about samurai iron man suits
@Archie Bunker definitely fake, but well done.
Pearl Harbor. That’s why
Archie Bunker see it’s not fake, it’s a conceptual video. Of course we should be funding the real thing!
That miniature horse makes me miss Lil' Sebastian from Parks & Recreation 😂😂😂
don't remind me, such a sad episode ;((
Bye bye lil Sebastian
Twimbo the legend. the tribute song is surprisingly touching
Too Soon
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Flying Japanese samurai? I've seen Enough for the night
Tyler Torfs
Cables.... obviously.
@@PieterPatrick wooooshhh
"Where did that tubby wanker go, he owes us money..."
OMG the fishes fighting and the Ozzy man added to the mix was the funniest thing I have seen this week
The one with the mini horse, gets me every single time.
“The aloe Vera might even help with hemroids! (Clears Throat)” I’m dead...
I lost it at the horse sound effects
"plus a third the government doesn't know about" 😂😂😂😂
Do you ever make yourself laugh when you go back and watch one of your videos? God damn you're a legend...
The Lord of The Rings music had me dying with laughter 😂😂😂
“DONT MOVE DONT BREATH DONT FART” - Seal, 2018
The day gets a shade brighter when there's a new Ozzy Man to watch. The fish clip is a new classic...so funny. Respect to OM from across the ditch.
I’ve never laughed so hard and simultaneously be in awe to Jetpack Samurais fighting
That little horse was sooo proud of himself. Such a cutie.
"A Mecca, a melting pot of STDs."
-Ozzyman, 2018
I can't believe DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB gave you full creative control on the advert.
I wish the image quality was better on Chinese Front Loader fights
"there's some poo in the fur" omg. i bursted😂😂😂
Ozzy man's train of thought on regular substances is most definitely legendary.
To be real for a moment I must say Ozzyman got me through some pretty dark times. Ozzyman if you read this..thank you.
Yup. Same
The Flying Samurai hmmmm soon they will be able to use the Kamehameha
Better say "Galick Gun" 😂😂
boxertest fakeeeee
"IIIIII have defeated you!" 🤣
Ive been working on my Kamehameha for years. Almost have it perfected, just cant get the stains out of my shorts.
boxertest
You are the Mystery Science Theater 3000 of RUclips video compilations. Brilliant. Can never get enough.
The Fish said "bluhhh f*ck you !!!"
Hahahaha I can't stop my laugh
Ozzy man has a gift when it comes to giving voice to owls.
Or blinks
You mean all of those weekend Kung Fu movies in the 70's didn't really have flying Samurai's??
Well thank goodness we have them now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozzy, I think you're great, man. You're original and you're killing it. Even your dollar shave club spot had me laughing. Thanks for curing my depression 😁🖒
Omg the owls hahaha your the funniest guy ever
"Sorry I beat you." Classic Canadian. hahaha
4:58 "half double Blink" cracked me up
For a moment, I thought miniature horse was going to celebrate itself right back into the barn.
That fish scene 😭🤣
*PUUUGH* FUK U! The fish clip had my girl thinkin' I was having a friggin' heart attack. L-M-A-O!!!
When i introduce someone to Ozzy i use this Mega and we go from here lol
The owls killed me
I'm glad someone finally knocked out that arrogant shallon monk dude.
Watching the armwrestling left me conflicted as a Canadian Ukrainian 😂
The fish one is funny
Pueaaahh!!! Fuck youuuu
Russell Siete
The fish one was my fave
Am I the only one who can't watch arm wrestling without cringing because I think one of them is about to get their arm snapped?
Timplar no
Timplar you are not alone, ever since seeing "the fly" years ago I expect an arm or wrist to snap.
I've seen that happen. The guy just stood up congratulated the other guy for winning and calmly announced he was going to the hospital
fuck yes wendell fuck yes mate
Yeah I'm the same, ever since I've seen that video where some guy's arm gets fucked.
YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST GUY ON RUclips OZZY....YOU MAKE ME LAUGH TIL MY LUNGS ARE OUTTA AIR AND TEARS ROLL DOWN MY FACE....I NEED A HANKIE
The owls 🦉 got me 😂
I loved the “Good, the Bad and the Ugly” playing in the background. The owls had me peeing myself.
The little horse 🐴 was so sweet 💜
jetpack sword fighting Samurais!! That.is.awesome!!
higglety pigglety
Sorry but... cables offcourse.
These are no jetpacks in that scène.
+P. Patrick Tukkers Exactly. As you can see the 'samurai' in the light colored robes is swinging his sword around, and his jetpack is moving around on his back, but he hovers in the same spot somehow unaffected by which way the thing that is giving him thrust, is pointed
Suspended by cables from a rig suspended just out of camera view
One of the best Australians ever to make RUclips videos
Surely you meant THE best
ponyboyuk01 yeah lol
He is the best thing that ever happened on the internet, better than porn
ponyboyuk01 what about Pink Guy?
What about jeffabel?
Jet pack Samurai. Hell yeah.
That owl was way past blinking! Look at it, looks like a psycho! Way more intimidating!
I love Australians for one simple reason. No, it’s not the accent although that is definitely awesome. It’s the fact that no matter what is happening, whatever is being watched or talked about, it’s always a fight followed by alcohol.
Transparent Eclipse Scottish like that as well
🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂😂 yes proud to be an Aussie
Lol the uk and Australia are like cousins
We call that culcha.
“ I have 2 kids feed plus a third government (China) doesn’t know about ”
😂😂😂
Ozzy: the stairs are way more interesting to take than the elavator
Captain America: are you sure about that
"The apprentice has no choice" Lmfao XD
"A rich investor Wanker." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST shaving commercial EVER. They need to give you WAY more money. I might click that ad JUST because YOU suggested it is such an HONEST way.
This guy's brought me more joy than I could possibly describe. Well done Ozzy!
Ozzy man, I'm so happy you have a sponsor.
Good for you man!
I bet if they did viral marketing in the style of one of your videos, with you doing the voice work, they would sell a shit ton of dollar shave club memberships.
Pitch it to them...see what happens eh?
Stephanie what if it meant that he had to shave and be clean shaven after? I guess he could just out some outrageous fake facial hair and wouldn't really be any different to his current image with the mullet n shit haha
Stephanie btw, you sound.. Sexy. Why/how? Because you have a brain and aren't afraid to give advice, keep it up, guys like that shit, especially girls who take initiative.
ex0duzz fuckin' creep lol
ex0duzz your approval means everything to women.
ex0duzz what a fucking weirdo
I need more flying samurai in my life with victory poses 😂
I feel like my friend and I could that but it would end with us flying to high, accidentally stabbing each other and then falling to our deaths. Totally worth it.
Only Ozzy can make blinky owls hilarious
I love the owl bit. ❤️❤️❤️
"See you can handle my fucking double blink and a single blink and then a HOTT! Double "👌😂
"Not backing down like Tom Petty" haha. Golden
A lot of people missed that one. I'm also impressed that an Aussie knows enough about Tom Petty to make that joke.
Ozzy is such a legend. Imagine watching those owls without the commentary, I would've exited the video halfway.
I always always skip the ads but this time I couldn't hahaha well done mate well done !!!
The voicing for the fish 😂😂😂😂😂
8:07 - "Oh, it's a seal shitting it's pants!" LOL
Those goddamn jetpack samurai are the bomb
Mr Brimstone
Come on, they hang on cables.
It the oldest trick ever.....
Don't ruin the fun mate :D
*I* *HAVE* *DEFEATED* *YOU* *!* was maybe the funniest thing in the whole video xD
Joni Tarvainen
Haha :-P
Always hoping to hear: “here’s me face...”
Must be the only channel I don't skip through the "word from our sponsor."
This and Ryan George doing pitch meetings. I recommend it for you because you obviously have a good sense of humor.
That Daredevil series was incredible. And that building/stairwell scene is one of the best fight scenes in all of cinema.
The mini horse was the best one 😂😂😂 when he made the horse noises I lost it hahah
I just had the house Plumbing backed up. And my night went to shit in a hand bag. And you ozzy man put a big smile on me face. Thank you sir
Wat a way to pass an afternoon ..... enjoyed it 😂😂
You're the only RUclipsr where even the sponsor promo is funny af
“ sorry, sorry I beat you, classic Canadian”😂🤣🤣