Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #2
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Here's more of ya favourite Aussie commentary on a bunch of random things I watch. Cheers ya legends! MERCH: www.ozzymansho...
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This instalment primarily included videos from Jukin Media, Launchpad Entertainment, and ViralHog.
Cheers!
The cat even takes a moment to stop and check the kid first before continuing after the dog. What a badass. You go kitty!
Hopefully that dog got put down
Please don't ever stop reviewing things.
Go as long as you can in doing this but just don't stop anytime soon 😂
Fuck yes mate. Fuck yes!
@@Jianju69 this wanker*
"Go as long as you can doing this but just don't stop anytime soon".
Do a review when ww3 start XD
@@gtrfuyen2924 The way things are going, that could be any day now. 😕
"If you wanna play real life Tekken, you need a permit."
Hahaha.
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Oh the nostalgia of tekken
The arguing dogs (3:48) and the doggy on the slide (11:37) are the most hilariously done, in my opinion.
The Korean fight was faker than a 3 dollar bill
It was still fun to watch, I'll give them that.
lol i dont know if u copied my profile pick or i copied urs
Nah I doubt this is fake. As someone who lives in South Korea, the citizens can be quite.... violent
Like yeah who would punch back a cop and how he f did he miss him eith that chair
@@zawarudo2095 it's the way he punched the cop that got me. He was Bruce Lee with the drunk guy dodging kicks and blasting him in the stomach with snap kicks, but then when he punches the cop he throws the widest and and most exaggerated punch like he's 5 years old.
It was for a movie you idiot
The dog and gate-opening metaphor for keyboard-warriors stepping into reality, is _so_ good
tree buoy Or when there mum calls them out of the basement for snacks
hahahaha all of them disappear, notice how when it's half open he comes back and still barks inside the gate
Lol!!! 🤣😅
Arguing on the internet! 'Educate yourself. Educate yourself'
Wow😂😂😂😂
@EL CID But have you read the Quran?
@EL CID What makes you think he did?
@EL CID No
@EL CID Prove it.
@EL CID I believe in the Quran not random possibly fake statements from Ayatollah Khomeini. In the Quran anal sex is forbidden. Sex before marriage is forbidden. Abuse of children is definitely forbidden. Non consensual sex is forbidden. The punishment for these crimes under sharia law is the death penalty. The prophet has never said anything like this and you will never be able to prove these statements as you were not there at the time.
9:39 I cant believe how the seal gave them a 'Cant believe they ain't given me back my hard earned food' stare
Na that was his fish the bastards
7:20
This was my face the other day, when i walked into a local store to grab my favorite chips, but then another guy took the whole box of like 10packages out of the cupboard right in front of my face.
But then when he realized my face he was very very kind and said: you can have one if you want to.
“You ate my kids! It hurt my feelings!“
“Aw, sorry.“
“Thank you.“
This was beautiful.
Name where
Sunshi 9 11
@@tropic6159
name there
"What about the LAWS OF THE GOOSE!"
- Ozzyman, 2018
Abhishek Tarafdar 😂😃🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂That shit made you Laugh too!???? That same shit cracked me up when he said it !"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAWS OF THE GOOSE!!!!!!!!!"🤣SANAVABITCH!!!!!✌✌✌✌✌🤣
Simple Dreaming. Soñando Fácil. TTYL IKR! LOL 😂😂😂😂👌👌 THE LAWS OF THE GOOSE!
Abhishek Tarafdar 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂👍👍
LMAO!
Only repeated what the goose said
That arguing on the internet one was proper gold 😂😂
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"nah fuck you"
"Nah fuck you"
"Nah fuck you"
"Have you even read the Khurran?"
And the black dog just runs in and says “pussy”😂😂
Educate urself
I’m 52 and Ozzyman is the funniest guy I’ve heard in a long time. I could watch this all day long.....😂🇦🇺
This guy can read off his grocery list , and I'll pay to listen him .
I want him to commentate my funeral for my family/friends. Most of us share a warped sense of humor so it'd be amazing.
😆😅🤣
I would love him on my answering machine!
3:59 lmao "have you ever read the Quran"
So pay to listen to him! Join or get a Cameo!
Every time there's a fight he says "Welcome to fight day" XD
na fuck you na fuck you na fuck you
You missed deadlock😂
Some people are just naturally funny. This guy is the best 🤣🤣
Ozzy Man has an unparalleled ability to imagine what is going on inside an animal's head...priceless and hilarious 👍
Ozzy you really let me down... Why would you review fake videos you can clearly see that the goose is an professional actor.
If you don‘t believe me look him up on imdb. His name is Goosy mc Gooseface
OK, Robin can be a boy's or girl's name. Either way, I want to marry you.
He reviews Ozzy man reviews OK think twice before ya say anything
He doesnt fucking care, its awesome. Listen to what ozzy says dumbasd
Robin Panzer lmao
"Woody and the big fack off yellow bellied snake"
That line with the terminator theme playing in the background was amazing lolol
I love how the dogs are barking through a fence when there's a big opening right next to it.
Yes, that's the joke...
Bruh i literally died laughin at that part
Fuck you!
No fuck you!
(Repeat 64x)
😂😂
That is arguing in internet.
@@kingangel3252 Lmao.
2:45 - God damn that cat is a Hero!
"when this gate opens, you're dead" though the other half of the gate is already open 😂💀
Demn dogs
Its gold because its such a human thing to do too, talk heap of smack when you can't do anything to eachother but when the opportunity presents, both sides just back the fuck down.
3:50 people arguing on the internet good one ya bloody legend
AmnotJiro w
Im choking on my food laughing so hard @ the commentary
It´g golden
*Its frigging epic*
It's a fuck you! fuck yeah! fuck off! Fuck I love it.. Fuck yes.
@furry Helmut that my friend, is because you Sir, are lacking humor. RIP
@@Rogge73 I think you're right.
“Educate yourself educate yourself!” Is so accurate lol
I never realised but the goose was protecting his ladygoose and her eggs
You mean protecting his sheilaGoose
It was a Gander then not a goose
A simp goose
How were able to write this comment if you never realized what you just said?
And also that’s why that guy was a dickhead for going after the goose and trying to intimidate it. The goose will never stop charging/dive bombing to protect its eggs until it’s dead or the threat is gone.
@@joehostile4541 because i never realised it? and he was just going to work or something he is not a dickhead for walking past a goose
This, this is why I love Aussies 😂. Much love from Florida,USA
Hell yeah my fellow Floridian...👏👏
Florida man Aussie man combo?
Florida = the northern aussie
Love from International Space Station
"educate yourself... educate yourself" lmao😂
funny dogs,,,they thought they were gutsy but then naa just kidding,,gates open.
Hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahhhahahah bro i laugh
It's the new "you're just like Hitler."
Disrespect towards the Quraan does not make it any funnier and i hope you educate yourself further
@@mjj6176 i was disappointed. I'm a fan of this channel. a fellow aussie, but that offended me. 😔
“You criminal goose” 😂😂😂 1:55
Canadian Cobra Chicken
Ozzy man dictionary:
Men=Wanker
Female=sheila 😅
No that's just bogan dictionary
It’s Australian slangs.
It mean I think is handsome guy n beautiful lady.
Gordon Ramsay slangs are better
Men = donkey
Women = cow
Giovanni = dickface
stephen lyan no, no wanker does not mean a handsome man in any aussie slang
Errr.... no. Just no. Wanker is a mildly insulting term specific to the male because of, well, equipment shall we say?. The term means one who uses that equipment to give pleasure to oneself and the spirit of the insult generally infers the necessity of the act due to an obvious inability to have someone else do what might be required to achieve roughly the same happy ending. There. All clear now?
The way the dog tries to wag its tail while it goes down the slide ^.^
Thanks Ozzy, Merry Christmas ya bloody legend!
one of my favorite ozzy man line: "educate yourself!" lol
That little dog on the slide was probably the purest most wholesome thing I've seen all year.
'The laws of the goose'
How you make an incident into an hilarious comedy. I take my hat off to you Ozzy.
7:57 i died laughing at woody's combo
There's a double peck, followed by a FUCKING WING HIT!
Same
this one killed me :D
Dark Nite lmao 😂😂 same here
Its a left hook coming from a southpaw
"Have you even read the Koran?" 😂😂😂
Quran*
Hahaha..ozzy man really great..can stop laughing heard that..mean dog is haram to touch just in islam...
@@tunberong114 not true
@@tunberong114 its not. you muppet
HE didnt mean any offense but its so true
The dogs arguing over the internet was ze best!!
I live in Canada and I have had to fight many geese, those fuckers are crazy!
They might have a nest or babies around..don't hurt them.
Australia has the Emu war and the Canadians have the Goose War
They are pretty weak compared to their bravery actually but can intimidate and scare other animals easily by spreading their wings and confronting the threat or (victims) lol . I guess their best defense is offense .
Come to Britain and have a go at one of the Swans, their like jumped up teenagers, starting shit for no reason.
The way Ozzy man commentates on the cute dogs leaves me in shambles
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You look excellent Hamish”
It’s extremely rare to see my name in a video, I know it can be quite common in Australia but I’m Scottish. Thanks mate!
I want to love life as much as that dog loves going down that slide
The educate yourself got me😂😂😂
Had me howling on the floor. Havent laughed like this in ages.
I’d just like to thank this channel for existing.
The little dog on the slide is just adorable^^
"The rat applies his medical pack" 😂
Aaaa super jump 😂
Your energy level man. Hats off.
14:15 he's gonna train 4 turtles to do his beating
"You've complited your training, now there is this shredder guy that needs some ass whopping, he got black armor, spikes on head, got wings and..."
"Master Splinter what you mean shreder?"
"He shredded my fucking tail that is what I fucking mean!!"
OMG TOO MANY GOOD CLIPS AND COMMENTARY TO MENTION!!! Those dogs arguing "over the internet" were hilarious
"you gotta feel for the goose, living HARD on the streets SINCE '99" =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) i'm dying ..
3:59 "Have you even read the Quran " hahahahahahaha
Im a muslim my self and laughed soo hard. Its cause when non-muslims on the internet says BS about us thats what we say😂😂
notanynameyet
Last time i checked it was the white superpowers dropping bonbs and blowing stuff up...
M _123 hey. don't tell the truth. it's illegal.
M _123 Bombs*
3:55 "Educate yourself"
By the way, last I checked "white superpowers" (a stereotypical statement) were mostly bombing peaceful terrorists by the permission of the government (most of the time at least)
jonathan smith which goverment?? There's a worldwide government now? Bombing Hiroshima with innocent people in it is allowed by the government? Bush invading afghanistan allowed by the goverment?Which government? Educate yourself
now i'm imagining seals dragging full grown cows to the sea
hahahahaha Looool!!
U made me imagine it too 😂🤣🤣
Shitmas is saved.. now i can endure the xmas on monday. Those goose is savage when it comes to pick a fight.
'That's not actually a shark.'
What do you want? Milk.. tittes XD
The geese are building a army.
Bella Henderson "An army"
A goose-stepping army.
They don't need armies, 2 or 3 of them can take over the world
They must be stationing here in Michigan lol
Hate them fuckers lol
That puppy was awesome... Whoooo... 🤣🤣🤣
Notice that flannel Korean guy trying to tap out at the end there
It seems that I have discovered gold 😂 😂
I just found out about ozzyman a couple months ago but yh he's fucking gold
True
This and bad lip reading. Can't stop laughing watching them.
"Have you even read the Qu'raan?" XD
Yeah lol wtf.
Please leave the quraan out of your videos ozzy....kindly asked by a muslim.
The Quran is a disgusting book. Keep it off earth to keep us safe and alive
LolGuy What terrorism? Haha.
Faazil Vally Your complete lack of self awarenes is just the tasty irony that i love to read in the comments section. 👍
“What about the LAWS OF THE GOOSE!” Lol epic quote
Bloody korean drunk fights are very different to Australian ones. In the land down under its just a bunch of stiff 0.001 mile per hour arm swings, but in Korea these fellas look like they've been scripted the fight in a jackie chan movie! (Literally just posted this comment, and realised it probably is staged... XD )
I've lived in S. Korea for four years. It looks real enough to me. I've seen plenty of fights like this comin' out of bars.
I think you have been watching the wrong Aussies fight mate come down to MT Druitt the biffs can be pretty brutal
That's cause most of the Mt Druitt cunts are on the ice too
A Fuckhead of a dog, chewing on a child, when
a cat save his leg with a perfectly legal tackle.
It brings me to tears when i see it xD
That’s from my shit ass town here in CA. Best export aside from Buck and Merle. 🤷♀️🤦♀️
That goose is going to murder that man
Peace was never an option
BTW, I have tons of experience with the Korean riot cops, they have these like 1.5m samurai sword looking beating sticks that they're not shy with if you get schwifty.
But how do you get a Tekken in real life permit lawfully under the laws of the Goose?
Isavirs why do think that a new fighter in tekken 7 is Gesse Howard
oh yeah yeah
"the air is getting absolutely pummeled."
What about the laws of the GOOSE??
Vicente Ortega Rubilar nah fuck you
Nah fuck you fuck you
Nah fuck you
Educate urself
Vicente Ortega Rubilar fuck you
“Wher Ar my f..... cocktail everyone” 😂😂😂
When he said "classic humans using violence when defied" it's not funny, it's reality. Good job bro for always making us laugh by your reviews! 😂😂 never gets old 😂
This is like The Daily Dose of Internet but on crack
New to this channel btw
Fr bro.
😂😂
COMMENT WAR and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better
@@volgax3646 🤣🤣🤣 when no one cares
dran rin I care tho
lmfao the dogs at the gate
The first video with the goose, the first time I watched it, I could not breathe. Having been attacked by one of those bastards, I can tell you, it's quite a hellish experience. However, watching from afar, there is no better comedy on Earth.
I've Never laughed so hard in my damn life! I was literally crying from laughing so damn hard! My wife thought I was crazy!!!
"when this gate open you're dead" 😂😂😂💀
The snake & woody was hilarious
"Why isn't this Shiela moving?" HAHAHAHAHAH
2 seconds in, I'm like "What the hell do you THINK is going to happen?" (idiots)
@@libertyprime7911
Yeah mate!
I've never seen snow in my life, but ffs I knew what was gunna happen.
Dude, the dog on the slide almost made me tear up my Man Card hahaha. Dis Tew Much
Love skool funny, cutest dog ever
"he's like : mate we're not so different super jump super jump"...
LOL!!!
I always come back to this video especially for the kind cat videos, as a crazy cat bloke it warms my heart to see them protecting humans and showing affection.
simp
I'm on my third straight hour...I have never snorted while laughing before and now it won't stop...tears streaming down my face
I wish I could hear Ozzy Man commentary in my day to day stuff . My days would be so much funnier!!!!
Wtf did i just discover
Jus subbd
Welcmx
Just wait until he says "spready"
John deneau slam
@@antonioprosinecki4705 what?
haahhahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahahah
3:59 "Have you even read the Qur'an?" 😂😂😂
Jørn Jacobsen hahah i heard that one he bloody fucking funny wanker
Educate yourself.
You'll regret making fun of Qur'an. Mark my words
@@mashable8759 just stfu please stop being a butthurt, its a joke nothing more and it wasn't referring to muslims but to people on the internet who talks too much.
@@mashable8759 no one cares
Love that cat saving child from dog attack....
i love these mega compilations!
first fight video is definitely staged. Who else noticed?
No to be racist but Asia hands down has the best looking street fights. That shit looks like its choreographed. 😂🤛🏽🐉
Ziip47 because it is
Yeah but who cares.
It's not racist to point that out.
I think Taekwondo is pretty common place in south korea.. notice those kicks
Its not fake those two idiots got in jail for assaulting police.
Ozzy that "four runs straight to the boundary line" got me! More cricket references please!
I remember once , my pet pied crow used to pester the cats by grabbing their tails at the ends , and dancing around the tormented cat , until one day......
The crow was being his usual self with the cats and while I'm watching this , the crow steps back onto his tail!! Now the little beast can't move and the cat turns around with instant realization of the situation , and proceeds to give the crow a high speed punch bag pummeling
That thought still makes me chuckle some 50 years later.
I thought the dog was gonna fall through the gaps in-between steps; however this dog is a badass.
"a 3 peck combo" 😂😂
50 years i've been watching youtube and this is the first time it's recommended this shit, brilliant.
RUclips came around 2005 and we're in 2019 now so that 50yrs you talking about......
And don't you/anyone dare "wooosh" me. You've got to be told when you're wrong. I didn't miss any joke.
@@supernana7263 Sorry my mistake I meant 51 years, so pleased you picked me up on that or I might have made myself look so stupid.
@@dubsydubs5234 wait what? 51yrs? 2019 minus 2005 is equal to 14yrs (2019-2005=14).
@@supernana7263 Ok call it 52 then to save any confusion.
@@dubsydubs5234 Oh God.....you're rest determined to confuse me aren't you?
52yrs you say. What formula did you use? Calculus? Reducing factors? Quadratic equations?
"Kill off all ur characters with a train and snow" ... had me dying.
@3:58 minute "Have you even read the Quran?" hahaha you're best, dude
Maruf are you a Muslim?
@Evzal Xheladini Yes, brother, I am a Muslim.
I don't think that Quran should be mentioned in this kind of videos? All those f..k words!
Not a big issue! Ozzy Man loves Muslims
ShitGotReal I'm pretty sure he made couple of positive posts about Muslims.
Honestly that dog warmed my heart
The one with the dogs killed me: 3:57 "educate yourself! Have you read the Koran..."
You... you mean the Qur'an? 😂
@@pessimisticperfectionist2152 Yes he meant the koran, also written quran.
@@7outofthebox747 "He"? You know you're using the same account right?
And the original term is Qur'an. So really it should be "Qur'an also written as Koran by westerners for no reason"
@@pessimisticperfectionist2152 By "he" I meant the narrator!
What same account?
Don't make big deal out of a word. Having said that read the koran and see why it belongs in jokes; that should interest you more. Sorry.
@@7outofthebox747 Narrator, as in Ozzie? He didn't put "Koran" in text, he just said the word. So you can't know if he meant it spelt a certain way.
It looked like you were trying to back yourself up by pretending to be someone else, but failed to switch account.
You're one slick sob with that "Tank!" score to the GTA clips... god bless you, friend
1:49 I love the way ozzyman said "I found the bag first ya wanker" Lmfao
11 pm: I'm going to sleep
4.27 am: watching ozzy man reviews mega compilation #2
Balayat Hossain 4:47 am for me 😅
I like how the snake learned tolerance & compassion from his adventures with Woody