Ozzy Man Reviews: Unexpected Outcomes

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 3 года назад +4393

    The way the person runs away after giving the pizza to the chimp is hilarious. He knows it could have gone very badly lol

    • @aidansharples7751
      @aidansharples7751 3 года назад +183

      No one messes with Joe Rogan.

    • @patrickbarry8047
      @patrickbarry8047 3 года назад +65

      No one messes with chimp rogen

    • @kiddalingur
      @kiddalingur 3 года назад +120

      i know that no one asked but the Baby shark got away from that barracuda

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔

    • @pacjohn
      @pacjohn 3 года назад +3

      I would've asked the chump to give me knuckles

  • @Thetruecomment100
    @Thetruecomment100 3 года назад +10490

    Call me crazy, but I think that definitely wasn't her brother. What kind of a sister buys her brother a next Gen console???

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 года назад +859

      Right? I called fake from that moment on, no matter what insignificant things happened afterwards.

    • @basquat76
      @basquat76 3 года назад +1261

      The kind of sister who has an intimate relationship with her brother, that's who.

    • @MADDOXXXbr
      @MADDOXXXbr 3 года назад +80

      exactly

    • @gg.youlubeatube6249
      @gg.youlubeatube6249 3 года назад +114

      @@basquat76 lol

    • @willbee7925
      @willbee7925 3 года назад +324

      She wanted some sweet brotherly love so she spent the cash to sweeten him up?

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 3 года назад +4238

    "I got stuck under the desk trying to install your PS5, step-bro."

    • @somebodyekkee
      @somebodyekkee 3 года назад +123

      Underrated.

    • @apoorrvs
      @apoorrvs 3 года назад +217

      "okay ill just cut the cloth.. woops it just slipped in"

    • @Randomness78
      @Randomness78 3 года назад +31

      how bizarre

    • @spis_dritt
      @spis_dritt 3 года назад +96

      What is up with all the incest porn?

    • @stonksrgud7645
      @stonksrgud7645 3 года назад +116

      @@spis_dritt its not incest with a step_family thats the point

  • @magicalminty6203
    @magicalminty6203 3 года назад +539

    1:49 I love that bouquet toss. She's going to be divorced and remarried before any of her friends get married. That's priceless.

  • @devantejones1417
    @devantejones1417 3 года назад +2397

    The ostrich was genuinely offended

    • @nicocrestmere9688
      @nicocrestmere9688 3 года назад +68

      What makes it hilarious is ostriches probably don't have a word or a higher concept for "offended" . All he knew was he felt some kinda way and did not like it.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔

    • @stungun3009
      @stungun3009 3 года назад +15

      @@StupiderWithAB I dont like almost funny vidoes 😂😂😂

    • @zoeinkerman969
      @zoeinkerman969 3 года назад +18

      @@StupiderWithAB stop with the self promo dude... I've seen you reply to a bunch of comments plugging yourself ... Just stop

    • @adipradanat.r.8770
      @adipradanat.r.8770 3 года назад +16

      The ostrich mumbling in disbelief and questioning humanity

  • @dadylank1774
    @dadylank1774 3 года назад +641

    Man: give's ostrich middle finger.
    Ostrich: "and i took that personally".

    • @dametocosita4994
      @dametocosita4994 3 года назад +9

      The news is that ostrich is planning a revenge attack and training under John Wick.

    • @a.l7025
      @a.l7025 3 года назад +2

      you don't just flip the bird and get off that easy.

    • @michaelwesten1764
      @michaelwesten1764 3 года назад +1

      haha :)
      I think it was the vibe, like horses/animals can sense.
      If you're calm on a horse, project where you want to go/what you want to do with little slight reign pulls, it follows/knows.
      If you're freaking out on a horse on the inside, in constant panic/anxiety, it knows that too. :)

  • @ayanmukherjee2946
    @ayanmukherjee2946 3 года назад +3710

    The Lannisters love their consoles.

    • @orfficialsam4149
      @orfficialsam4149 3 года назад +44

      That was a good one

    • @hellofrend
      @hellofrend 3 года назад +3

      Good one 😖🤣😂

    • @xsystem1
      @xsystem1 3 года назад +9

      1 month ago? this should be a thousand likes in just days

    • @cleavonmirandasings
      @cleavonmirandasings 3 года назад +10

      yes...yes they do lol

    • @Driulinkin
      @Driulinkin 3 года назад +23

      Pornhub wants to know your location

  • @iOrdinary13
    @iOrdinary13 3 года назад +1874

    "You're the best big brother.. I could've ever asked for"

    • @jacklainton6075
      @jacklainton6075 3 года назад +172

      Heard the voice when i read this

    • @allaneagleson1881
      @allaneagleson1881 3 года назад +11

      Did you see his @? Momclapper

    • @jackd1582
      @jackd1582 3 года назад

      @@jacklainton6075 ajieo

    • @GiantBunnyUK
      @GiantBunnyUK 3 года назад +1

      Looooooooooooooool

    • @lazytymez
      @lazytymez 3 года назад

      @@allaneagleson1881 nope but I wanna watch it

  • @tyrranicalt-rad6164
    @tyrranicalt-rad6164 3 года назад +3978

    Ozzyman has a future in gymnastics commentary.

    • @J.J.J.J.J.J.J
      @J.J.J.J.J.J.J 3 года назад +38

      more like a past and present

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔

    • @smith5312
      @smith5312 3 года назад +6

      I’d like him be on the Chanel 7 commentary team !

    • @alexn5743
      @alexn5743 3 года назад +24

      Can we get him to cover the Olympics for real?

    • @j.seagle6867
      @j.seagle6867 3 года назад +4

      agreed. knows how to call em so drunk people know.🤣🤣

  • @k2singh877
    @k2singh877 3 года назад +1622

    "Rolls Royce hood ornament" Ozzy Man's imagination is on next level.

    • @Thetruthiscosmic
      @Thetruthiscosmic 3 года назад +31

      "Gentle beam fondle" 😂

    • @markhudson8377
      @markhudson8377 3 года назад +2

      @@Thetruthiscosmic I thought he said Bean fondle

    • @samuraix9729
      @samuraix9729 3 года назад +6

      the spirit of ecstasy...

    • @jamifitz
      @jamifitz 3 года назад +8

      I loved his descriptions of the poses !!! We all know what he means too lol ... The ostrich getting flipped the bird was hilarious too

    • @JJ-006
      @JJ-006 3 года назад +2

      😂😂

  • @terrenceappleby9315
    @terrenceappleby9315 3 года назад +2233

    That last clip was definitely “Destination f**ked.”

  • @esinohio
    @esinohio 3 года назад +260

    In a perfect world, the Olympic committee would hire this man to do the Gymnastics commentary.

    • @markp6621
      @markp6621 3 года назад +1

      Well... In 2000 Roy and HG did gymnastics commentary at the Sydney Olympics. ruclips.net/video/6WxaTXqf85Y/видео.html

  • @mrhaz8939
    @mrhaz8939 3 года назад +712

    “Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman” killed me

    • @Thetruthiscosmic
      @Thetruthiscosmic 3 года назад +6

      I laughed so hard at that 🤣

    • @blackRXrider
      @blackRXrider 3 года назад +4

      I'm obviously a DC/WB shill, because I didn't have a problem with the movie. Avengers end game had more plot holes than Swiss cheese. But fanboys still jizzed over that movie.

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 3 года назад +5

      @@blackRXrider You don't see nothing wrong about the guy being abused by WonderWoman all along? Ok

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 3 года назад +9

      @@blackRXrider fan boys will defend the worst shit there is. Wonder woman is shit, but so was Endgame

    • @deepdive1338
      @deepdive1338 3 года назад +1

      @@lepari9986 dude it would be very hard to put any solid argument that endgame is a bad movie. Sure it might have some plot holes but it makes up for it in many other ways. Wonder woman 1984 was just dumb plot that's all there's too it. Hell I didn't even mind the cgi or anything, it just made no sense and it amazes me that someone reviewing a billion dollar franchise would let that script pass

  • @Gerry_Ouma
    @Gerry_Ouma 3 года назад +263

    0:24 "The situation has been diffused by flipping the bird." Brilliant pun.

  • @thejmelus
    @thejmelus 3 года назад +455

    "... Into a Rolls Royce hood ornament and a fancy flight attendant." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @visheshl
      @visheshl 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 3 года назад +4

      He is a lyrical genius...he should do a rap song. Ha

    • @chris4181
      @chris4181 3 года назад +1

      only us aussies could say that and get away with it

  • @giantfisher
    @giantfisher 3 года назад +70

    The commentary on the gymnast was insane! I've gotten used to "spreddy" and "spreddy to the Gods" (usually when his review is about a stripper or pole dancer) but he threw in "a Rolls Royce hood ornament" and "a fancy flight attendant"... I am dying laughing, no exaggeration. THANK YOU OZZY!!!

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 3 года назад +255

    “Into a Rolls-Royce hood ornament, and a fancy flight attendant” 😂😂😂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 года назад +4

      Well, I mean, it's Nastia "Hadouken", did we expect less? 😁

    • @titusdaniel
      @titusdaniel 3 года назад +2

      Yeah fancy flight attendant was my favorite

  • @zSamuellz
    @zSamuellz 3 года назад +808

    Ozzyman has outdone himself on this one 😂 “Hadouken does a Rolls Royce hood ornament in to a fancy flight attendant” unreal 😂👍

    • @gabriels335
      @gabriels335 3 года назад +4

      I know, it had me pausing in amazement.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 года назад +1

      I’ve never seen a flight attendant do any sort of move like that though… I guess that specific joke in over my head... : /

    • @edsonacarapi6932
      @edsonacarapi6932 3 года назад +4

      Bean fondle got me🤣🤣🤣

    • @PowerEd8
      @PowerEd8 3 года назад

      its called Spirit of Ecstasy lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Sculpture by Charles Robinson Sykes

    • @ChrisAndCats
      @ChrisAndCats 2 года назад

      I was wondering when the cougar would appear...

  • @frankthespank
    @frankthespank 3 года назад +1253

    The ostrich was all: “Well then. Maybe we’ll continue this conversation when you’ve matured a bit young man.”

    • @lonewretch
      @lonewretch 3 года назад +14

      I legit thought it was gonna eat that finger... but it decided "Meh, tastes like chicken..."

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 3 года назад +23

      ...
      "Nigel, can you believe this little twat?"
      "Ghastly. Inconceivable."

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 года назад +7

      @@YeeSoest "I am both shocked, and appalled"

    • @jakeabbatacola5092
      @jakeabbatacola5092 3 года назад +4

      Ozzy Man needs to edit his video and include that in there

    • @PapaMojo75
      @PapaMojo75 3 года назад

      He hurt that bird's feelings for sure

  • @gkm2928
    @gkm2928 3 года назад +62

    Turns out the last two where conceived when their mother gifted a PlayStation 1 to their uncle. Everything comes full circle

    • @diesel_dawg
      @diesel_dawg 3 года назад +8

      "Everything comes full circle" Just like their family tree!

    • @ahshitherewegoagain8695
      @ahshitherewegoagain8695 3 года назад +2

      @@diesel_dawg nah their family tree is a ladder

  • @hellzila
    @hellzila 3 года назад +866

    the situation has been diffused by "flipping the bird"
    I see what you did there ozzy

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on RUclips. I already make a lot of money on RUclips. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, svana

    • @jdwoods5790
      @jdwoods5790 3 года назад +5

      AxxL look bud, RUclips might or might not work out for you so I have to encourage you got go to school okay?

    • @ryanke1821
      @ryanke1821 3 года назад +4

      @@AxxLAfriku sure bud go for it but dont drop out of school....its not about what you learn..its about human interactions and much more trust me on this one

    • @TheMrvidfreak
      @TheMrvidfreak 3 года назад +4

      You should know Axxl spams every comment section with this and other stuff and be lucky to not have seen some of the nonsense.

    • @ryanke1821
      @ryanke1821 3 года назад +2

      @@TheMrvidfreak aight we roastin axxl for self advertising im down....dont chase ur dreams bro just brush ur teeth and go to school like a good bot

  • @Alex_Eder
    @Alex_Eder 3 года назад +844

    They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @Admm744
      @Admm744 3 года назад +18

      I need a fire truck, an ambulance and the police after watching that

    • @Karma-qt4ji
      @Karma-qt4ji 3 года назад +49

      @@Admm744 I need a sister....

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 3 года назад +6

      Pretty much proves why Clarkson said USA is a land of incest

    • @Jundas
      @Jundas 3 года назад +18

      @@Karma-qt4ji I have one, how much you offering?

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад +2

      They had me in the 2nd half lol

  • @danieldmello7294
    @danieldmello7294 3 года назад +359

    Me: Wow what a wholesome moment
    Me a few seconds later: Sweet Home Alabama 🤠

    • @cocokai9661
      @cocokai9661 3 года назад

      Wasn't Alabama.

    • @RafaelW8
      @RafaelW8 3 года назад +3

      BRO I'M COMIN HOME TO YOUUUU

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 года назад +1

      Daniel Dmello 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cocokai9661
      @cocokai9661 3 года назад

      @Tanaka Makondesa Ah, you missed the correction. Bigotry isn't funny.

    • @danieldmello7294
      @danieldmello7294 3 года назад +4

      @@cocokai9661 you must be fun at parties

  • @Antifrost
    @Antifrost 3 года назад +1344

    Given that the last clip was from TikTok, I'm pretty sure they're a regular couple who figured out that controversy sells better than their regular boring lives :v

    • @Diamondusa7
      @Diamondusa7 3 года назад +22

      Exactly.

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 года назад +50

      Its a hotel room.
      Of course they are a couple

    • @TonyHawkTuah
      @TonyHawkTuah 3 года назад +8

      Exactly what I thought

    • @user-ff6oe2uv5n
      @user-ff6oe2uv5n 3 года назад +1

      I like this comment

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад +4

      Here is the Original Semitic Text. Take One Minute and READ This
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @asherujudo7383
    @asherujudo7383 3 года назад +543

    That chick's going to get divorced and remarried. The bouquet is telling her to try again.

    • @nitehawk9270
      @nitehawk9270 3 года назад +10

      Well if the bouquet is so magic it should have helped her before spending 30,000 dollars and pretending to like in in-laws for years.

    • @MesaperProductions
      @MesaperProductions 3 года назад +2

      Kinda what I was thinking, too.

    • @YUNUS.E.G
      @YUNUS.E.G 3 года назад +1

      @@nitehawk9270 maybe she are rich and can married many times.

    • @nitehawk9270
      @nitehawk9270 3 года назад +6

      @@YUNUS.E.G Used goods are always cheaper then new.

    • @YUNUS.E.G
      @YUNUS.E.G 3 года назад

      @@nitehawk9270 i don't think rich people look after used goods.

  • @kaelthunderhoof5619
    @kaelthunderhoof5619 3 года назад +493

    The woman took "in sickness and health" too seriously.

    • @MrTwotimess
      @MrTwotimess 3 года назад +7

      The sweet sentimental drivel must have been too much to witness.

    • @lukekellerman3830
      @lukekellerman3830 3 года назад +8

      Nah, she barfed because of the totally disgusting stuff they were saying in the wedding vows.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 3 года назад +1

      🏆

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      If you wanna se something that is almost funny maybe you should see my channel. Give it a chance. 🤔🤔🤔

  • @indianapoliswingchun
    @indianapoliswingchun 3 года назад +496

    "The second coming of Christ" was actually sprinting towards the Finnish line.

    • @MaftaYeahYeah
      @MaftaYeahYeah 3 года назад +15

      The capitalization tells me this is a world class pun, rather than your common or garden variety misspelling. Either way, have a like.

    • @baoboumusic
      @baoboumusic 3 года назад +15

      Ice sea what you did there!

    • @theotherside931
      @theotherside931 3 года назад +5

      *Great pun.*

    • @ogrehaslayers605
      @ogrehaslayers605 3 года назад +1

      Ha!

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 года назад +12

      There's Norway he finished without slipping

  • @cmeier360
    @cmeier360 3 года назад +7

    3:10 I was smiling at his excitement, I never became so emotionless so fast.

  • @kristofferfalk5339
    @kristofferfalk5339 3 года назад +463

    The last part could be the intro of a Brazzers movie....

  • @TampaTec
    @TampaTec 3 года назад +2052

    Not sure what's more shocking monkey paying for pizza 🍕 or brother sister crap, pretty sure that's not his real sister.

    • @handler8838
      @handler8838 3 года назад +131

      Did TikTok logo gave it away?

    • @stewartgach2182
      @stewartgach2182 3 года назад +117

      This new generation is fucked too much incest

    • @Rattus-Norvegicus
      @Rattus-Norvegicus 3 года назад +228

      @@stewartgach2182 Yeah because incest never happened in the past...🙄

    • @dismaldice3045
      @dismaldice3045 3 года назад +24

      @@stewartgach2182 Well some people do it more than others

    • @stewartgach2182
      @stewartgach2182 3 года назад +30

      @@dismaldice3045 🤣🤣🤣 u sound guilty!! Ite I was jus sayin

  • @shwetabhrichhariya137
    @shwetabhrichhariya137 3 года назад +153

    WhAt ArE YoU DoInG STEP BROTHER? Oh! That feels nice
    Me : Ah shit! Here we go again.

    • @danieldobos6388
      @danieldobos6388 3 года назад +7

      My maaaaan🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @StanHowse
      @StanHowse 3 года назад +2

      LOL! Diirty

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 3 года назад +4

      I had pornhubs intro tune play in my head as I read your post

    • @danieldobos6388
      @danieldobos6388 3 года назад +1

      @@AntonAdelson my man, you too😅

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 3 года назад +1

      My step brother tried that on me. I told him I'm not gay mate he said he wasn't either.
      Which confused me even more.

  • @nathannate7264
    @nathannate7264 3 года назад +26

    That lighting fixture which rejected that bouquet was looking out for all the guys in the crowd. NOT TODAY!! hahahaha

  • @epicfail3167
    @epicfail3167 3 года назад +78

    0:25 "By flipping the bird"
    That is funny on many levels

  • @roideguzman2293
    @roideguzman2293 3 года назад +155

    "into a Rolls Royce hood ornament"
    " YOU DON'T UPLOAD THIS SHIT WHAT THE HELL "
    BRO I'M TELLIN YOU, OZZY MAN IS IN ANOTHER LEVEL OF COMMENTATING

  • @stevebounds4285
    @stevebounds4285 3 года назад +206

    I give mad respect to anyone that goes from a spready to a Rolls Royce Hood Ornament...

  • @deanburrell8889
    @deanburrell8889 3 года назад +178

    I bet their sister/mum and brother/dad is really proud of the kindness she showed her brother/uncle with the ps5

    • @MrJx4000
      @MrJx4000 2 года назад +1

      Imagine what she does off camera ;-)

  • @parthip8071
    @parthip8071 3 года назад +35

    Man:-*shows middle finger*
    Ostrich:-Oi mate no need to be disrespectful.

  • @rahulbaba470
    @rahulbaba470 3 года назад +168

    *Man* - Shows ostrich Middle finger
    *Ostrich* - Too far Human, Too far

    • @lonewretch
      @lonewretch 3 года назад +4

      Who needs crocodile dundee, when you've got the bird for the bird.

    • @witchking008
      @witchking008 3 года назад +1

      I cant believe youve done this

    • @bd8026
      @bd8026 3 года назад +1

      He gave the bird, the fucking bird 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bd8026
      @bd8026 3 года назад +1

      Have you heard? Everybody’s talking about it. Well..... everybody’s heard about the bird!

  • @pruzman
    @pruzman 3 года назад +42

    "In to a Rolls Royce hood ornament" not sure why that part got me 😂

  • @crankyhead1089
    @crankyhead1089 3 года назад +48

    "What a lovely mountain, i wonder where it came from, Denmark?...." yeah we fucking wish 😆

    • @francesbadger3401
      @francesbadger3401 3 года назад +4

      Denmark would love to have a Canadian Tire 😉

    • @MikaelGuggenheim
      @MikaelGuggenheim 3 года назад +1

      Ahahah... Never even thought of that. Haaha. Yeah, you could need a mountain or two. :)

    • @nhytg376tgyuu765gjmg
      @nhytg376tgyuu765gjmg 3 года назад

      Could be Greenland.

    • @ycnexu
      @ycnexu 3 года назад +1

      Does Denmark contain no mountans?

    • @forzajuve723
      @forzajuve723 3 года назад +2

      @@ycnexu The highest point of Denmark is 170 meters upon the ocean level so it is a little bit higher than molehill

  • @flyingdutch9818
    @flyingdutch9818 3 года назад +508

    ‘Is he... looking for a coherent plot line for Wonder Woman?”
    Aren’t we all, mate...

    • @SerialChiller1000
      @SerialChiller1000 3 года назад +8

      WW84 is the biggest disappointment of the 2020 cinematic year. I really liked the first one and was looking forward to Kristen Wiig's performance as Barbara Ann Minerva. Patty Jenkins is a fine director but a right shitty screenwriter.

    • @tyronekhan848
      @tyronekhan848 3 года назад +5

      Worst movies why did they bother

    • @lifeloverNorris
      @lifeloverNorris 3 года назад +2

      Should have added 1984 at the back. The first WW movie was actually pretty good. WW 1984 however is a disaster.

    • @chukwuemekaugonabo3424
      @chukwuemekaugonabo3424 3 года назад +5

      @@SerialChiller1000, I thought we were very few who felt that way about WW84. I don't understand why they keep trying to spread some kind of belief and propaganda with movies these days, just follow the original plot.
      The movie was very anticlimactic for me. I was seriously disappointed. The first part was okay. I would never watch a DC movie in the cinemas again. I'd wait until it's very old and tired before I borrow from a friend. 🤣🤣🤣🐸

    • @gofukursef
      @gofukursef 3 года назад +3

      My suspicion is that, wonder woman sent her stunt double, wonderbro.

  • @Danielle20-s8h
    @Danielle20-s8h 3 года назад +90

    "Into a gentle beam fondle" i frickin choked on my coffee 😂

    • @johanbothma8031
      @johanbothma8031 3 года назад +4

      That's at least a bit better than what I heard, I had it as BEAN fondle...🤔😲

    • @splitpitch
      @splitpitch 3 года назад +3

      rookie mistake. never drink coffee while watching ozzy man clips.

  • @Arkeli5
    @Arkeli5 3 года назад +484

    You know the guy kissing his sister was fake because no self respecting gamer would choose to make-out with a girl over playing their new next gen console... :P

    • @kickskii
      @kickskii 3 года назад +21

      @Grim Reaper don't think a self respecting gamer would do that either over straight up going for the console

    • @biyanbayu3361
      @biyanbayu3361 3 года назад +2

      It depend on the girl, and the game

    • @theshadowsamurai07
      @theshadowsamurai07 3 года назад

      @Grim Reaper why would she say brother if she's his GF♂‍🤦🏻🤣

    • @stephanie5249
      @stephanie5249 3 года назад +3

      The Masked Gamer to make a fake video 🙄

    • @theshadowsamurai07
      @theshadowsamurai07 3 года назад +1

      @@stephanie5249 no body knows if its fake or not🤔

  • @AcoylteKraven82
    @AcoylteKraven82 7 месяцев назад +1

    2:12- This is definitely one of those “even when the person doing your wedding knows your vows are just a load of sh!t to the point it makes them sick” moments!!! Lol spot on!

  • @gatheringtub63
    @gatheringtub63 3 года назад +507

    Imagine being that pizza delivery guy and trying to tell that story back at the pizza place

    • @qubonic
      @qubonic 3 года назад +65

      They'll probably be like "Jeff lay off the coke man" lol

    • @LaughingSaint66
      @LaughingSaint66 3 года назад +14

      No one will believe him 😂

    • @spis_dritt
      @spis_dritt 3 года назад +15

      I've delivered for Papa John's and Domino's and I've seen some weird shit. But never a chimp.

    • @r0cketplumber
      @r0cketplumber 3 года назад +1

      @@spis_dritt Baboon, I think.

    • @Hamburgers4Haiti
      @Hamburgers4Haiti 3 года назад +15

      I deliver pizza and I can tell you now, everybody smokes weed. However, if I came back to the store with that story.. mandatory drug test.

  • @timbridger4681
    @timbridger4681 3 года назад +149

    « Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman » - bruh

  • @phoenixborn9489
    @phoenixborn9489 3 года назад +24

    "That was an incredible flippy, spready, recovery" that line got me😂😂

  • @ajaxjohnson7999
    @ajaxjohnson7999 3 года назад +2

    0:50 Gymnastics now! Here's Nastia Hadouken! I'm dead!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @calvin5541
    @calvin5541 3 года назад +95

    “Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman” ok that got me lol😂

  • @grimreaper1542
    @grimreaper1542 3 года назад +133

    As a Gymnast myself, "Nastia Hadouken" was fuckin hilarious xD

  • @Kilo-ct8dh
    @Kilo-ct8dh 3 года назад +40

    "There's always a bigger fish." - Quigon Jinn

  • @cookingtime2358
    @cookingtime2358 3 года назад +28

    Then the sister played with her brother's Joystick.
    Jamie & Cersei sent their regards.

  • @senor6370
    @senor6370 3 года назад +37

    The ostrich had more shame than those siblings.

  • @abc3902
    @abc3902 3 года назад +65

    thte "brother and sister"joke is a classic.

    • @lonewretch
      @lonewretch 3 года назад +2

      I dont get the joke... and so I won't let my sister watch this video.

  • @paawanchhabra
    @paawanchhabra 3 года назад +56

    When he left, it was just his dorm but when he returned, it was Sweet Home Alabama.

  • @Serenade2461
    @Serenade2461 3 года назад +6

    "There shall be no brides today" had me cackling

  • @michaelhughes3302
    @michaelhughes3302 3 года назад +74

    Sister, just showing how much she appreciates that time her big brother helped her get unstuck from the dryer. Awe!

  • @Becca_2828
    @Becca_2828 3 года назад +67

    "Just coz he's small..BARRACUDAAAAA"
    You are a legend Ozzyman, you are getting me through lockdown x 3!

  • @patrickbarry8047
    @patrickbarry8047 3 года назад +290

    Them pesky ostrich’s at least it’s not an emu as the emu would be out for a fair dinkum fight

    • @butlercorp
      @butlercorp 3 года назад +25

      Don’t mess with emus. In fact, they won the great emu war of 1932

    • @patrickbarry8047
      @patrickbarry8047 3 года назад +5

      @@butlercorp true very true

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔

    • @Thetruthiscosmic
      @Thetruthiscosmic 3 года назад +3

      It's Ostriches. "Ostrich's" means something that belongs to an Ostrich.

    • @drunkcat1713
      @drunkcat1713 3 года назад +1

      @@butlercorp true

  • @vipulpaulIAmSherlocked
    @vipulpaulIAmSherlocked 2 года назад +1

    The lighting fixture rejecting your patriarchal motions 😂😂😂😂
    There shall be no brides today 🤣

  • @Alex-jw2tw
    @Alex-jw2tw 3 года назад +32

    Ozzyman:"You don't upload this shit!"
    Also Ozzyman: Keeps it on for another minute

  • @zer0sinder
    @zer0sinder 3 года назад +121

    "So that's how it is in their family..."
    --Edward Rooney

  • @tropictom5996
    @tropictom5996 3 года назад +78

    “I vow to love, honor and obey...”
    Some lies just can’t be stomached. 🤮

    • @TheMrx1507
      @TheMrx1507 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @shashishekhar013
      @shashishekhar013 3 года назад +4

      Who hurt you?

    • @tropictom5996
      @tropictom5996 3 года назад +4

      @@shashishekhar013 It’s just humor. I was imagining vomit lady having this insight based on her beliefs and experiences.

    • @TheMrx1507
      @TheMrx1507 3 года назад +2

      @@shashishekhar013 u didn’t realize it was some dark humor?

    • @felicitym4842
      @felicitym4842 3 года назад +3

      @@shashishekhar013 The bullshit patriarchal system that we live in hurt her.

  • @nzt4890
    @nzt4890 3 года назад +11

    Sh!t, let's hope those last two were step-siblings or just joking around, because that just went full blown Egyptian Royalty.

    • @anginapectoris5345
      @anginapectoris5345 3 года назад +2

      let's just call it as what it really is, a sick incest. Could careless if it's just a joke, but they're deffinitely a sicko

  • @ehamster
    @ehamster 3 года назад +188

    Wasn’t a handstand spreadie, was a spreadie to the gods.

    • @richardhenry5858
      @richardhenry5858 3 года назад +16

      That's only for strippers and pole dancing. Ozzyman kept it PG and wholesome for the young lady. That's my guess

    • @alimanski7941
      @alimanski7941 3 года назад +4

      She was 16 at the time :|

    • @richardhenry5858
      @richardhenry5858 3 года назад +2

      @@alimanski7941 my point exactly. I dont know the legal age on Australia but in USA it's 18 years old. If she was 18, spreadie to the Gods. This was a lovely handstand spreadie at the gymnastics competition by the 16 year old shiela. I feel so Australian when i typed that out!

    • @elasmoplays
      @elasmoplays 3 года назад

      @@richardhenry5858 Unfortunately, you didnt.... No australian would mis-spell Sheila like that

  • @tornado9869
    @tornado9869 3 года назад +84

    “Welcome backy back”’
    Classic ozzy man

  • @isaiahriddle5720
    @isaiahriddle5720 3 года назад +145

    A real sister would’ve put it in the washing machine, showed him, then got stuck trying to get it for him.

    • @jaydarrito4245
      @jaydarrito4245 3 года назад +1

      Underrated comment lol

    • @NylzTube
      @NylzTube 3 года назад

      Gold 😂

    • @theliar4558
      @theliar4558 3 года назад +1

      What are you doing, actually blood-related bro?

    • @alpheausacquaye5448
      @alpheausacquaye5448 3 года назад +1

      That's the comment I was looking for😂😂😂

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm 3 года назад +11

    “Probably the word “bless.””
    Finally, someone else gets it.

  • @rickspeed68198
    @rickspeed68198 3 года назад +449

    The brother thanking the sister is heart warming

    • @diesel_dawg
      @diesel_dawg 3 года назад +34

      So wholesome.

    • @MrOrchidion
      @MrOrchidion 3 года назад +46

      and makes one stiffen with anticipation.

    • @Hassan06675
      @Hassan06675 2 года назад +44

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @roronoazoro276
      @roronoazoro276 2 года назад +1

      @@Hassan06675
      What does that refers to????

    • @mottom2657
      @mottom2657 2 года назад +10

      @@roronoazoro276 Incest

  • @Vitro101
    @Vitro101 3 года назад +71

    2:41 me, who has been stuck in quarantine, ordering a pizza.

    • @lucubrator4283
      @lucubrator4283 3 года назад +5

      When Movember slowly turns into a year🙈

    • @Vitro101
      @Vitro101 3 года назад +2

      @@lucubrator4283 couldn’t be more accurate

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад +1

      I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔

  • @noodlechild666
    @noodlechild666 3 года назад +137

    I feel like all gymnastic moves should be renamed by Ozzy Man.

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 3 года назад

      It would become more popular than soccer, I tell you that much.

    • @DarrellLarose
      @DarrellLarose 3 года назад

      As well as all high diving moves.

    • @chasman9662
      @chasman9662 3 года назад +1

      The Olympic Committee called but he said no. I take steroids to sound like this.

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 Год назад +1

    'Dropping off some goody yum yums'...LMFAO!!

  • @DOOMSDAYtm
    @DOOMSDAYtm 3 года назад +15

    light fixture was like "yeah nah you're getting remarried"

  • @stephanie5249
    @stephanie5249 3 года назад +93

    The person who dropped from the ceiling dressed as superwoman was a drag queen named Tandi Iman Dupree. She died in 2005 but the video of that drop will live on for a long time to come. Absolutely legendary.

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 3 года назад +7

      I had no idea. That drop was fucking amazing though.

    • @robinmaibals1193
      @robinmaibals1193 3 года назад +10

      What did she die from? A shattered pelvis?

    • @stephanie5249
      @stephanie5249 3 года назад +5

      Big Gay Inc. I saw the clip when it went viral
      In 2005, but admittedly I didn’t know who she was... other than a complete legend, of course. But her drag ‘mother’ was on the newest season of Drag Race and spoke about her

    • @kellybroady6378
      @kellybroady6378 3 года назад +8

      She passed away from AIDS at 27, the video is from Miss black gay America pageant.

    • @mikshinee87
      @mikshinee87 3 года назад +2

      @@kellybroady6378 Well that sucks, to die that young. I thought that no one dies from AIDS anymore, at least in the US.

  • @kjsolomon4985
    @kjsolomon4985 3 года назад +49

    The Last part is everybody like to watch.. "Stepsister and Stepbrother"
    😂 😂 😂

    • @takumi2023
      @takumi2023 3 года назад +5

      Sweet. Home Alabama

    • @Kroitk
      @Kroitk 3 года назад +5

      Nah remove the "step" part and drop that weak ass shit. Go big or go home. If you know what's up you know 😏😏

    • @hugeshalaw
      @hugeshalaw 3 года назад

      What kind of fuck is this

  • @sophien8577
    @sophien8577 3 года назад +3

    2:05 is something I've had a lot of anxiety about. The puking in public part, not the wedding.
    I've kept my fingers crossed for 2 brides in their first trimester, just to combine things.

  • @Chrisey96.
    @Chrisey96. 3 года назад +32

    It's the first time I've ever heard genuine panic from Ozzy man

  • @mechasentai
    @mechasentai 3 года назад +18

    “A coherent plot to Wonder Woman” and “into a Roles Royce Hood Ornament.” Pure gold.

  • @mayssm
    @mayssm 3 года назад +48

    "I just got my brother the new PS5" Later: "No! nooooo! Well....maybe...."

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 3 года назад +32

      The Lannisters send their regards

    • @drunkcat1713
      @drunkcat1713 3 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 3 года назад +1

      @@SF-li9kh
      That's feckin hilarious mate! Good one.....gee I miss the Lannister's !!👍👏😂😂

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 3 года назад

      @@SF-li9kh underrated reply 😂😂

  • @Yaw6969
    @Yaw6969 3 года назад +4

    0:58 into a rolls Royce hood ornament, got me crying

  • @SpectreSoundStudios
    @SpectreSoundStudios 3 года назад +409

    Awesome as always!

    • @rakkjack
      @rakkjack 3 года назад +6

      Glenn, what you doing here?
      All the same good to see you.

    • @SpectreSoundStudios
      @SpectreSoundStudios 3 года назад +11

      @@rakkjack watching one of my favorite RUclips shows! Ozzy Man rules!

    • @Averag3Jo3
      @Averag3Jo3 3 года назад +2

      Found ya Glenn! 😂🤘 Agreed!

    • @Jihadbearzwithgunz
      @Jihadbearzwithgunz 3 года назад +2

      Frick you Glen 💕

    • @zbyrd85
      @zbyrd85 3 года назад +3

      All for Oz

  • @pandareijgah3820
    @pandareijgah3820 3 года назад +30

    "Nastia hadouken"
    I'm fucking squealing 😂

    • @zehnmohammed428
      @zehnmohammed428 3 года назад +2

      Had to replay that part to make sure I heard it right 👌

    • @JustinBieber4evah
      @JustinBieber4evah 3 года назад

      Holy shit Panda, you look just like a Barbie doll

    • @pandareijgah3820
      @pandareijgah3820 3 года назад +2

      @@JustinBieber4evah no fucking way, how'd you know/figure that out?

    • @ashjain1008
      @ashjain1008 3 года назад

      Missing the reference here

  • @shishkebabs3610
    @shishkebabs3610 3 года назад +12

    “Looking for a coherent plot for wonder women” lmao I died

  • @Merloc909
    @Merloc909 3 года назад +1

    1:50 'but the lighting fixture rejects your patriarchal notions of society...there will be no brides today' 😂😂😂 priceless. Ozzy Man keeping up with the current PC culture!

  • @sparsechris135
    @sparsechris135 3 года назад +5

    The oh my god oh no when the "siblings" kissed. caught me off guard for a solid 5 minutes. I'm still laughing.

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 3 года назад +283

    feminist chandelier: “I reject your patriarchal notions of society!”

    • @palleus1
      @palleus1 3 года назад +7

      I`m pretty sure that this marriage is doomed and she is going to be the next one to get married...again

    • @storbokki371
      @storbokki371 3 года назад

      @@palleus1 That was my immediate reaction too. 🤣

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 года назад

      @@storbokki371 same

  • @Lonewolf004
    @Lonewolf004 3 года назад +6

    2:49 The way that person runs away 🤣

  • @nefelibata636
    @nefelibata636 3 года назад +1

    0:55
    "......into a gentle beam fondle...."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @timkenda8203
    @timkenda8203 3 года назад +13

    After being totally discouraged as a result of dealing with the ignorance of my fellow Americans on the internet all day, I definitely needed this. I'm not even being dramatic, thank you so much brother. Your videos are the best.

  • @clubsport9334
    @clubsport9334 3 года назад +19

    As an Aussie living in the States the pleasure Ozzie Man brings me is, shall we say. Fucking epic.

  • @bonga_artist9361
    @bonga_artist9361 3 года назад +26

    Nothing makes me smile more than clicking on an ozzy man notification on my phone the second I get it

  • @tarashmarndi3960
    @tarashmarndi3960 3 года назад +6

    First I was so confused about last clip that I rewinded and watched it again.

  • @varaszntv9157
    @varaszntv9157 3 года назад +39

    “into a Rolls Royce hood ornament” 😭

    • @briandoubleu2015
      @briandoubleu2015 3 года назад +3

      Yes that one left me short of breath hahahaha!! I think that's a new one, right? I'd love to see actual gymnast judges react to Ozzy calling these gymnastic events, just to see their faces 😂

  • @TheDepressedMemeCat
    @TheDepressedMemeCat 3 года назад +9

    I love how that guy checks the ps5 to make sure it's not two pieces of paper and a router

  • @freethought2296
    @freethought2296 3 года назад +11

    You know what they say; the family that plays stations together stays together!

  • @Zanian19
    @Zanian19 Год назад +8

    As a Dane, I'd just like to thank you for implying we have mountains.
    In truth, that little bump on the side of the road is honestly taller than anything we have here.

    • @CalamityCain
      @CalamityCain Год назад

      Even taller than the Danes? Tell me everything about your mysterious country!

    • @dmitripogosian5084
      @dmitripogosian5084 Год назад

      It is just a pile of snow after street cleaning. My Canadian Tire parking lot have those through out the winter

  • @yoki1234
    @yoki1234 3 года назад +6

    "This Ostrich would like to speak to the manager" 😂

  • @megadev9099
    @megadev9099 3 года назад +10

    In the immortal word of one Ed Rooney: "Soooo THAT's how it is in their family."

  • @captainhindsight6994
    @captainhindsight6994 3 года назад +41

    If I was that brother and she was my sister, I'd need a lot of therapy too.

    • @xali2008
      @xali2008 3 года назад +9

      I suggest FamilyTherapy.

    • @SCuttherapper
      @SCuttherapper 3 года назад +1

      @@xali2008 I red this name before...but not on RUclips!

    • @ahmadbaghereslami796
      @ahmadbaghereslami796 3 года назад +1

      @@xali2008 گل گفتی علیرضا

  • @dyslexicboogaloo
    @dyslexicboogaloo 3 года назад +8

    “Gymnastics now, here’s Nastia Hadouken starting off with a handstanding spready.”