Expensive Boat Fails Caught On Camera | FailArmy
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These gotta be the best pirates I have ever seen
So it may seem…
So it may seem...
This better get at lest 1k likes
Wow
@@sliccmang8176 oh I’m sure it’ll get more than that. You’ll see, besides it’s fail army.
the way the lady talked to the two drunk friends makes me think this isn’t their first time
Alcohol is a terrible thing it really is.
High chance it was staged, but dont care, pretty funny. Imagine the setup time to do that!
@@kylelandon5618 As long as you don't abuse it, it is great.
@@conradleffman8393 If you're not abusing it, you're missing the point and should stick to fruit juice.
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing It is easy for most people to drink in moderation, that being 14 units max on an average week. You're acting like there is a fine line between being sober and an alcoholic.
I know it's about boats but the forklift bloke not knowing which way to run was priceless. It was crying out for a Benny Hill backing track.
Yeah..dummy jumped off the forklift without applying the brakes then wonders why it rolls off downhill.
How to destroy 3 different vehicles in one move! 😆
Most forklifts have dead man's switch.
HA🤣 BENNY HILL
Poor guy having a bad day and me laughing out loud
That collision at 2 minutes is insane. 4 boats trying to squeeze through the same location at the same time. What a bunch of knuckleheads. Hope buddy was ok that got the rig on his chest. That forklift fail was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. The guy swimming after the boat was pretty epic also. The funny part about the last clip is how easy it is to back up a trailer.
To be fair, in the last clip, backing a single axle trailer can be tricky. They want to wander all over the place.
My favorite was at 8:40 "It's time to abdicate the area" ????
Abdicate: verb - fail to fulfill or undertake (a responsibility or duty).
@@mikejones8866 Abdicate means to renounce a position or title, or to give up something and leave at will. You were foolish and lazily took the first definition from the first search result, one which doesn't even accurately portray the meaning of the word when provided without any context.
Synonyms of abdicate: relinquish, give up, forgo, resign, waive, abandon,etc.
Example: We should not simply abdicate from those areas where traditionally we have had a lead.
@@mikejones8866 I agree, espechally because the car is wider than the trailer. You only see that the trailer went to a side, when it is pretty late. And when not driving with one commonly they are even harder to control. Might look easy but is not as easy as it seems.
Not for him 😜🤦🏻♂️🤪
@@yuribezmenov7838 the funny part was the grey haired lady who just say there like everything was ok too funny🙃
The man at the start has got to be the greatest mariner ever, he literally steered a boat on land,what a legend.
I do this in GTA all the time lol 😎
@@zzisavage 😂
Not to good to end up on land to begin with
Gives off F1s Sebastien Buemi trying to steer a car with no front wheels vibes
Those fish gonna live in the lap of luxury with that boat house, I mean it’s got solar power and 3 decks.
🐟🐠🐡🦈🥳
Well, it did have !
The new finding Nemo sequel
Luck for fishes! Here in Brazil the solar power is expensive and gonna expensive much more due to taxes.
@Scott Richard still fits the application and beats having to run a noisy generator.
Seeing the boat drift by with the guy swimming after it is the best one.
Dude where's my boat?!
And 2nd place goes to the guy on the forklift who loses both boat and forklift!
dude he could fuckin move, I've never seen a non-athlete swim that fast
@@SolOnSol3 Yea it's almost like he was swimming in the same direction as a fast flowing river or something....
@@dreads9536 either way it's some loony tunes shit.
The driver for the gorgeous blue yacht manage to hit the same dock, TWICE.
I'm a Land lover, and I never knew how much, dangerous it is to own a boat, much respect.
land rover
The timing on the one where an empty boat lazily drifts past and a couple of seconds pass... then we see someone frantically swimming after it... just perfect.
I was amazed how fast he was cutting through the water 😯
@@richardpichan6916 I think there's a current flowing at the same speed the boat is drifting. Funny illusion though.
Looked like he was absolutely hauling
They sped up the footage when they edited
yeah that clip was funny af.
"You oke bro?"
"Yeah bud"
most Canadian thing ever
Poor guy at the end trying to back in..that feeling of everyone watching, judging, waiting, and laughing makes it 100% more difficult! Lol
I love how the first person kept steering the boat as if they still had control of the situation.🤣
You have to appreciate the dedication of that dude who jumped on the ground to save his boat
I will go down the road with this shippppp
Which clip is that?
@@FinalFront 2:40
Yeah he saved it so its not a fail. Fails are only when the end result is tragedy.
@@fakevirus8828it's still a fail, if he didn't make the stupid mistake of unhooking his boat at the top of a hill he wouldn't have to save it.
Dude got dragged by his boat all across the street. Good thing that curb was there or he would still be going, minus an arm. Always fun to watch. Great video
A captain always goes down with the ship!
Dude was dumb too his weight is never gonna stop the boats weight
Felt bad for him, fun day on the water turned into wrestling with your boat.
@@djimma5080 I would surely do the same as he did
I was thinking to my self “what the hell is he doing!? He’s not going to stop the boat from rolling, he could loose an arm!”
Honestly though can you imagine how hard it is to drive one of those big boats, or to try to dock one of those things would be insane
No brakes
The guy who showed me how to manage a trailer said: “the first rule is, what you see happening in your mirrors is really happening”.
And steer towards the problem!
My uncle told me not to worry about the rear mirror as that is all in the past he said to look forward not backwards
It's so true. I always tell people when I'm backing up if they're not touching in the mirrors they're not touching in real life
Driving backwards is like driving forwards, the steering wheel moves in the same direction just the back end is turning instead of the front.
@@MattJasa and he also showed me to put your hand at the 6 o’clock position on the steering wheel.
Dude lost a boat on forklift, then forklift rams truck. Not a good day for that guy. What to do, what to do. Always fun to watch. Great video
That was the best lol
The boss will be sued by two.
If I had been that guy, I would have simply walked off the job and never came back.
@@bobby1970 I was thinking the same damn thing. Go get in my car, head for the liquor store, go get a room for a few days, leave a quick message for the loved ones and shut the phone off.
All that scene needed was a drone to crash to cover most types of travel!
4:14 that's why i always tell my kayakers to reconsider deep water and stick to shorelines. a lot boat operators won't be able to see you and they often won't even be able to hear your horn until its too late. Edit: this makes me want to record boaters trying to get out of the marina on a windy day
That's all good advice. But that kayaker would have been quite visible to the pilot of that boat.
At one launch spot at a nearby lake, the distance between the ramp and the floating walkway that is opposite of the dock is a few boat lengths at best. That...is fun on a windy day...with an inboard...
always point the air horn at the incoming vessel, don't just wave it around like a moron, the way this guy did.
@@ericchin9007 was he not pointing at it???
@@ericchin9007 wtf stop talking shit,
@ 5:52 - I love how they put their hazard lights on.
"Yes, we see you Bill. You're Altima is embedded into the bow of my boat."
*casually crashes his boat into the ground* "You ok bud?" "yea" "mmkay"
Useless comment
@@user-dz5qw7em8d Fr
@@user-dz5qw7em8d comments are useless bro.
Most off those boats got a poly protector on the bottom.
They drive in shallow rivers with a lot off trees and rocks so they are protected against that.
I bet other then some scratches on the poly that the boat was oké..
Wrong. "You okay bro? yea baud". You had one job and you butchered the quote.
“I could use some water.” Hilarious!
That was truly a clever comment...
Hahaha😄
DU ÄR INTE SÅ BRA
How about a divorce, dude? You've earned it.
@@justforfun4534 Yeah, real women don't bail just because their husband is drunk and acting like he's 5. Just as a real guy doesn't bail when he has to stand there and hold his wife's hair back as she pukes her guts up.
Love how the first guy kept steering after it was out of the water sliding on the rocks. Priceless!
I feel so bad for the guy at the end. All he wanted to do was take out his jet ski, but he just ended up humiliating himself.
Legend has it, he's still trying to back that jet ski into the water.
🤣🤣🤣
Ironically the truck hit the water first...
chuckle
This is why I practiced in my driveway
I know right ! A little Pre- practice in a parking lot would have helped him a lot. 😂
That’s a lot of damage
Exactly what I was going to say
@@fordmustangfan5929 Exactly what I was going to say
@@bobby1970 Exactly what i was gonna say
i love how the people on the big boats look so confused when they hit something
Because its almost like slow-motion and there's nothing they can do but stand there and watch it all come down.. almost in chapters.
Rich people being irresponsible. The worst was when that boat flew right next to the small fishing vessel.
@@drumlessons833 That was on purpose. No way the powerboat missed visual and the horn blast.
The fact the guy in the first one kept trying to steer even though he was like 10 foot on land LMAO
"I could use some water"
"Get in the truck"
🤣
“Time to abdicate the area”- must be first class.
Hes not really using the word properly if we wanna be semantic assholes about it.
LOL!
2nd Class: I’m sorry, what is he saying?
3rd Class: We need to get the fuck out of here!
He was trying to be first class but with a 3rd class education.
@@MrLifeissomething Maybe he was King of the cabin?
Prob meant evacuate lol
The clip where the empty boat drifts past followed a few seconds later by its frantically swimming skipper is truly hilarious ...my jaw is aching 😂
Grow up!
“You ok bro? Yeuh bud” the polite Canadian aftermath of a full send
When the video begins, I like how the guy still tries to steer his boat on dry land!
😂
Fr
I say here watching that part yelling, "Ow, ow, ow," the whole time.
Think he’s just trying to hang on lol
To his credit...both them dudes walked away from that...
1:36 “grab that yeti!”
Man you’re actually worried about a $400 cooler when your houseboat is literally sinking 😂😂😂😂
....but it has the beer in it!
2:35 Top 10 people who could beat thanos without the infinity gauntlet.
The guy swimming after the boat,that was hilarious.
The boat is like: See you never.
When you’re going full speed and hit triangle in the middle of the ocean, and now you gotta swim after the boat
that guy was MOVING. he hardly needs a boat
Wait... that was a person? Thought it was a dog...
Forest Gump 😂
When you are such a bad boat owner your boat runs away from you:
I love the guy using himself as an emergency trailer brake.
Ikr 🤣
A few scrapes and bruises, but no damage. That's a win
He managed the save. Worth a road rash? maybe
Such... "Ridiculousness" !
We've seen half of these on that show.
Still worth re-watching.
"hey, you've crashed your yacht into my yacht, douchebag!" LOL
8:40 “alright time to abdicate the area” that’s the most understatement of the year.
Abdicate the area. Must have been on his word-a-day calendar. "Let's get the hell outta here is much simpler.
@@rgstewart2042 13 points in Scrabble. I'm going to have to keep that one in my back pocket for game nights with nan.
@@rgstewart2042 Just trying to joke in the face of a pretty stressful predicament.
It doesn't make sense though. It must be an Americanisation.🤪
@@MrDubs Yes, just a few more points than 'evacuate'!
I love how the first one still steering the boat when he’s on the rocks as if he’s got any power over that shiiiet
Bro you see a big ass pile of logs coming at you a Mach 2 you telling me you ain’t at least turning it in the other direction? 😂
@@unclepauly3205 could've atleast dropped the anchor🤣🤣
@@unclepauly3205 no, because it would make no difference.
@@chrisjones2788 alrighty then Chris... seems like you have a solid education on how the brain reacts... 🤡
@@unclepauly3205 I do, how did you guess?
8:40 “alright, it’s time to abdicate the area” 🤣😭 that got me
7:29 is actually terrifying, I hope whoever was in there somehow survived that.
Exactly that looked pretty violent
Respect to that guy who holds his trailer boat while being dragged
bro like there are things you won't let out of your hands going downhill like your boat you worked for
🤣😂. I'm still crying
A captain goes down (the street) with his ship.
A skiff and a guy with a scuff.
Aussie man 😜👍
"Abdicate the area" .. That's a new one for me.
Yeah. I've heard of a king "abdicating the throne". And now that makes me consider the people who were on the toilet during that, uh, disturbance.
thank you for this comment
Guy’s at 0:30 are fookin’ legends!
“I could use some water!” 🤣🤣
I bet the people laughing at the end wouldn't be able to do any better. Honestly the person struggles but doesn't fail ; at least they're being cautious.
"Okay...it's time to abdicate the area."
Everybody be like - "umm...what's abdicate?"
Hey, if you abdicate you clean it up.
He meant to say "Evacuate". Unless he has no concept of the English language.
Piss poor passenger management, Pax should never been in that area with loose equipment in high seas, Haven't you ever heard" batten down the harches"
@R Blanc He was thinking of using a big word to sound in authority - and failed by using the wrong one, lol.
@@LionsLamb79
"We already battened 'em down!"
"Well batten 'em down again, we'll teach those hatches!!!"
8:44 "It's time to abdicate the area" ...
So the room stopped being king then?
What does it, 😂😂
;ya. i was thinking the same thing. some dip with a vocabulary but doesn't know the meaning of the word.
It all started when the huge lady sat down lol...
There's many a meaning. Such as, give up, relinquish, renounce a position.
This made me so nervous! I've had some close calls in my life but never any catastrophes like these.
I like the way the first guy still tried steering the boat as it’s on land 😂💀
Is no one gonna talk about how cool the yacht is at 3:10. The color of it so dope!!!
Cool yacht, shitty crew.
Would love to know what went wrong on that one…
I agree, lovely colour. Makes a change from white!
"The $90 million yacht is owned by billionaire and Capri Sun tycoon Hans Peter Wild, 79."
Those 2 guys in the pool were definitely winning!
I could use some water... XD
Lol get the boat out of the pool, ol boy like ok rrrrrpppp
The dude swimming after his boat was priceless
That last dude was REALLY giving it his best peter griffin impression..
He should have his man card revoked. Makes us ALL look bad.
"How hard can it be?"
That dude probably before he tried reversing with a trailer.
Was looking for this comment 😂
Last guy, everyone is laughing, no one is helping. That’s boating for you.
Thats why theyre trash
Boating etiquette dictates that you do not help unless asked to help, or for imminent danger.
I tried helping someone like that, and they made it clear they did not need my help... they also ran the corner of their boat into the dock on the ramp after insisting they had it handled... I now only offer help to those that indicate they would like some help...
The boat's name was cornicopia destiny. Must have named it after an ugly drag queen or a tweaking stripper.
"Time to abdicate the area" im going to use that next time i take a dump
4:03 kills me.. didnt even take the boat off the trailer, n it's still driveable on the lake lmfao
Experiencing those unbelievable moments firsthand was like being in a movie
2:36 Forgot to chock the wheels before lifting the hitch off the ball, did you? I did that myself one time with a large travel trailer - with my wife and kids still inside. Luckily, the two safety chains were still hooked on. One snapped, but the other held, keeping the trailer from sailing down a hill and into a million-dollar class A rig parked at the bottom. I take my time and do it right now.
BTW, that was a beautiful save by the guy with the boat, and probably the lowest speed road rash incident I've ever seen.
Also, it is most likely the least expensive fail of this video
It only takes one time! Good job.
Yup no doubt!!! He at least slowed it down hahaha.
I did that too with a car dolly, the kind where your front wheels are driven onto the dolly. Forgot to chock the wheels, underestimated the weight of it.
Did you tell the wife or keep that to self.. Always love the tuber fails or that raft with people. hopefully all was safe..
2:25 from the look of the sides of both of these ships, they have done this more than once!!
Dudes we're having so much fun hanging in the boat she had to ruin it 🤣
3:20 I’m getting SpongeBob “you’re good” vibes lmao😂😂
Alternate title: When Ship Hits the Fan
You made my day
Underrated comment
Ship happens
Or for the first one, when ship hits the land.
Not only are these hilarious, they make me feel so good about myself - I'm not the biggest f%#@-up on the planet after all! 🤗
But still all of us may appear in such videos...
That makes me anxious
When the boss is chewing you just remind him that someone crashed an expensive boat into another expensive boat which is way worse than any of your offenses
@@fantomSilver just don’t buy a boat and you’ll be ok
@@elosoguapo8137 nope- I've just received my license🤣
@@fantomSilver get insurance and a life jacket and for gods sake don’t drink a liter of jack Daniels before operating the boat!
The guy trying to steer the boat on land at the beginning had me rolling
Crashes: “you ok bro?”
“Hell yeah bud”
“Ok” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:42 is impressive asf 🤣 my man was holding on FOR HIS LIFE
2:04 “ hey, you alright?” Most definitely not. That dude got ROCKED with a huge pillar of steel
Surprised to see him move at all, he didn’t get up. Wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up dead.
he's definitely not okay
That's the sound of someone frantically wanting that person to be OK
The two lads in the boat in the pool you made us proud...how legends are made..lmfao
6:39 “what are you doing, step ship?”
The 2 best days in a mans boating life are when he buys it and when he sells it.
That's bullshit
That saying only applies to Rookies.
Maybe when you're a knuckledragger like the last guy. Or have no friends
Absolutely true....
Amen!
A man swimming after his boat was hilarious until that genius reverse toeing his jet ski came along.
Your spelling is also hilarious
@@peterf.229 Enlighten me Massa with your high horse intellect!
Best one at 7.42m boat quietly drifting, no drama with man swimming after it. Gold. To his credit he swims real fast!
Some people just ain't cut out for boat ramps😂
That first guy seemed to earnestly still be trying to steer the boat when it was on the ground
When u play too much gta
@@ryansoprano5858 Yeh GTA boats still kinda steer on land
It’s been years since Fail Army has had a quality video… and finally, this is it!!
Haha finally, someone with the same thought as me. Used to be a gold channel, for years now it’s been junk u til this video
This I concur! Great vid (going down under with all the cringe, crying, laughter n losses abroad) since a while! 👍👍👍
Anyone else just love watching yachts get smashed up?
That's why I'm here
This is definitely the best compilation I've everrrr seen
"Mommy, Daddy! How are boats made??"
"Well, sweety, when two boats like each other very much, they do 6:29 "
“Zookeeper, zookeeper! Those boats are killing each other! …Oh!”
The best part of that one is the same company owns both those boats. So they got double screwed by that crash
That's how baby boats are born
fucking priceless
I love how he was trying to steer when the boat was on the rocks in the opening sequence. Rocks don't obey rudders. Rocks don't care what direction the outboard is pointing.
😂😂😂
It didn't have an outboard engine, it was an inboard engine and jet propulsion.
The rocks didn't seem to care about that arrangement either.
I will give him credit for trying, but that’s about all
I love how the last comment is almost the same as this one.
Love the guys at beginning asking for some water, epic!
Love that first one how he was trying to steer it 😂
Love the fact he's still steering. On land.
Same
So that seems to be the stupidest thing you can do in this situation, because some of you are already writing this? It seems logical to me, isn't that what a steering wheel is for? 🤔🤷🏼♀️🧭
@@carolineschneider2403 ?
or hes being jossled around
especially with a pump boat.
“Where are the kids at?” As the house boat is on its side sinking. And then followed up by “isn’t that the most devastating thing you’ve ever seen?” In a monotone voice. People that go to the river are a special breed
And then a guy trying to keep a 80 foot boat from tipping off the trailer by hanging onto it with one arm. Are all you boat people fucking stupid?
@@mateo3388 Not even regulated to boat people, just people in general. Ever see how people drive in their fancy new cars?
@@Exotic-ps7vi I work at an exotic car dealership so yes I certainly do see how people drive them, every day. Not sure what that has to do with the negligence of these idiots though
Hands on the wheel trying to steer it AFTER hitting land. Classic! LOL
I like how the driver kept steering the boat even across the gravel in the 1st video.
Want clean family fun? we did boat ramps on a holiday weekend, chairs in a line, numbered paper plate score cards. Some of our most fun memories
Yeah not offering to help no doubt
The forklift and the boat was EPIC!
So nobodys gonna talk about the ship that was literally destroyed by the wave?
"alright it's time to abdicate the area" is my new favorite catchphrase
Lets admire the guy that was holding on to his boat for dear life as it was dragging him across his yard🤣
He is game. Lucky there wasn't a car coming...the force is strong in this one!
Being a boater for many years I can't tell you how many times I have seen people not being able to back up a trailer.
Many can't drive forward competently, let alone in reverse!
Same here, takes practice. Best advice I ever got.... never approach anything with your boat faster than you’re willing to crash into it.
Forklift into the truck was epic lol
My wife wants me to take a cruise to Europe, and I don't want to. So I showed her these videos and now we're buying a camper van and going to the Grand Canyon.
Thank you Fail Army!
You better not look at camper videos!!
@@linjicakonikon7666 oh crap! No more vacations 😜
On Memorial Day weekend, a local tow truck owner literally waits by one of the town boat launches for a tourist to sink his truck/SUV. It happens every year and is an easy way to make money.
I love that hahah
That's hilarious.
Nice, lmao. Like reverse fishing. 😂
Tell him to bring a cooler of cold drinks and chips or candy bars to sell while he waits around for the next contestant. ;) Labor Day is almost here!
Just love how he tries to steer the boat via rudder while sliding along the dry beach.
After the boat stops… “ we’re here!” 🤣
Amazing how many cruise ships are involved in collisions that seem completely avoidable if only someone was watching what they were doing .. or maybe not drinking on duty..😱😱
Cruise ships I can understand though, all that mass takes a long time to slow down or move. Smaller boats on the other hand are just idiots.
@@thethievesdomain8360 Boats can't be idiots; they're not self aware. They're also abiotic.
You need to see the internet historians take on the costa concordia.
It takes a long time for a boat like that to stop. Even going slow can take time to stop
What happened with the Epic was due to a shift of winds. You can't do much other than cross your fingers and hope the damage isn't too bad when that happens.
Felt for the guy at the end trying to reverse the jet ski. Anything short towed is a nightmare, slow and easy, especially when you can't really see it from the drivers seat.
Fuckin love having a backup camera for the small trailers
Very true. I learned to drop my tailgate to get a clear view of my small trailer. I swear that asshole trailer has a mind of its own sometimes.
Don't you just have to have the trailer straight and the wheel straight and put it in reverse?
@@bllasae You don't have a small trailer...... just a guess 😊
@@bllasaeit tends to move left and right no matter how straight you are.
The boat in the pool was legendary.