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Ozzy Man Reviews: Military Fails
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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2024
- Here's me commentary on a diverse range military fails. Be safe out there army people, be safe and use ya smarts I reckon. Stubby holders: www.ozzymansho...
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Mortar (Kyle @FPS Russia):
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Unknown: Pretty much most of ‘em to be honest.
Cheers!
Hell of a way to resolve a hostage situation... Just eliminate everyone in the bus...
lol
If you blew up the hostages, then there are no hostages.... Problem solved.... I guess.
Spetsnaz tactics 101, No Witness!
There can't be a hostage situation if there's no hostages.
They learned the wrong lesson from Speed "well, if shoot the hostage works, what about blowing them up?"
The army needs to make a tank made up of that Persian pottery.
Ceramic armor is a thing, used on both vehicles and personnel.
@@Timeren2010 and Nokia's.
@@doctorbohr1585 And the crew should all be camera men
That stick explosive thingy seems like a REALLY good way of rapidly making a hostage situation not a hostage situation anymore
And killing everyone including the hostages. Lol.
and your job title is "Stick Wanker" lol I'll pass
Your job son is to be the Stick Wanker
They call it the "boom stick" you can make yours right in the shopping aisles of your local Sam's club right next to the person cooking meth.
@@Lindriosthat makes it better, wym 💀
“Hardcore Persian Pottery” That’s poetry right there folks
They better use them for bulletproof armor
someone feel them up with construction foam i think!) such a joke!)
This was easily the best part of the clip. Who knew the Iranian military was full of super ninjas.
That jar is really an undercover CIA agent
That pottery right there is “Hardcore Persian Poetry” 😉
The hostage situation is definitely averted if there are no hostages
Well, luckily that's _always_ the end result, no matter how you handle the hostage situation.
This is the Russian way of negotiating with terrorists and hijackers... they just don't negotiate, too bad if some hostages get hurt (or all of them).
@@unvergebeneid ah, a "half cup full", I see 😂
@@irresponse you mean this is how the usa military operates in other countries
oh right, thats not hostage deaths, just civilians. noone would take hostage against them
@@irresponse its not Russian. Its Kazakhstan Special Force.
I like how the sergeant quickly moved to protect his privates.
Yup the seargant grabbed his own "private" I am sure also to make sure his wife had her sexual needs dealt with later I am sure also as clearly he nearly lost them. But he did protect his Military privates also.
Ozzy man needs you as his script writer. Well played, sir.
Good one 🤣
He moved like a cheetah to protect his member (of his military organization).
ruclips.net/video/F5bm3b0ID9g/видео.html
That first dude with the granade made me wonder how many people blew themselves up before they came up with those bunkers with that shape of trench. That is definitely intentional and quite clever, it allows for exactly what happened, if it goes wrong there should always be a side of the trench that you can jump into to avoid the explosion and shrapnel. Whoever thought of that saved those 2 as much as the trainer saved the other guy.
Yeah everyone can misthrow their granades all day long. But recruits hate them since they can't get medical leave for blowing their fingers off anymore.
1970 boot camp Fort Polk Louisiana. Live grenade drill. Recruit was a southpaw. Drill Sgt put live grenade in kids right hand told the kid to pull the pin and throw. The kid obeyed, pulling the pin then threw the pin. Fortunetly the recruit hadn't released the charging handle. First time I ever saw a DI damn near pass out.
Military Thinking : Plan for the worst scenario. Nothing is soldier - proof 🤣
That is a Chinese drilling footage. Since the Chinese army has a tradition of using lots of grenades in close combat, my guess is they adopted that kind of drilling trench long ago.
I reckon the trainer was just a d!ck, and said right are you left of right handed, which ever they said,,, show me your best wi you sh?t arm.. next minute , ah f@ck run.
I am Persian. Where the hell did you get that "Shaskool" from? 😂😆 That was priceless. I am in tears. Well done mate :)
What does that mean?
@@ltzmin Shaskool means dumb ass, but it is part of the vocabulary that is frequently used among that low rank military staff. I would say every Persian guy who has done the military service laughs hard with lots of flashbacks after watching this.
I didn't understand that bit, but I laughed at the two military leaders saying "khastam" at the end 😂 (translates to "I'm tired" btw)
@%9F%98%82%F0%9F%98%82nel/UCPb7R-VN9Equu-FzmpNnjmw To me the funniest part was
"Remember your training! remember what you learned from your dad's illegal VHS tape of Rambo."
You have to be my age to remember those illegal VHS tapes lol. I really don't know who contributed to this script, but I give him a lot of credit.
@@ShirinRose To me the funniest part was
"Remember your training! remember what you learned from your dad's illegal VHS tape of Rambo."
You have to be my age to remember those illegal VHS tapes lol. I really don't know who contributed to this script, but I give him a lot of credit.
Lets appreciate how the first drill instructor saved the other guy pulling him.....legendary
Standard procedure
I know an old British guy who when he was in the army was instructing Gurkha recruits how to throw grenades in Malaya, way back during the Malaysian Emergency in the 1950’s. One of the recruits pulled out the pin and then froze! The instructor managed to wrestle the grenade out of the recruit’s hand and then throw it away, but the grenade exploded danger close. They both ended up in hospital full of shrapnel.
Nooo! we should appreciate the vedio narrator for that high electic commentation😁😀😀
This video shows he got lot of practice with PLA incompetancy
That wasn't a pull. That was a full tilt yoink.
Have to hand it to them. They did technically "clear" the bus.
hahahahahaha they did that
I would really love to know what the best case scenario looked like for that exercise.
I thought the tracked vehicle was just gonna run it over. Lol
This is how all hostage rescue in mother Russia occurs.
@@patrickjones8255 KILL EVERYONE. sort out the dead terrorists from the dead innocents later. HAHAHHA
When I was in Army basic training, one of my fellow recruits actually threw the pin and held the grenade. Kept the trigger arm down but it is actually easy to do.
The two Iranian commanders do look SO unimpressed, the commentary matches perfectly.
1:10 he killed all the hostages with a stick 😂
*BOOM*
I was chuckling so hard. Why on earth would you blow up the hostages with an explosive on a stick?
like when you're punching a truck in a video game and then when its health runs out it explodes.
Where can I get one of those sticks. Asking for a friend.
@@angelkotilainen I think those are called bangalores, they're used widely during ww2 to clear trenches/razor wires. I learnt about them from watching saving private ryan lol.
Not sure if it's even still in service anymore.
Pottery outlasts everything. There’s a reason why they are found in ancient civilization digs 😜.
Very astute.
@joseph ka Interesting. Thanks. I am a Traditional Catholic. But this isn't a trad video...are you following me? ;)
@joseph ka but Jesus said himself he would return during the rise of the antichrist when he condemns Israel after turning on them. So yeah, the beast will most likely be palestinian Iranian or something. But that doesn't mean Jesus isn't going to return.
@@natem1982 nah it is all man made bs. Don't waste your imagination.
Believe what you want but that's like believing all ur dreams will come true.
Thanks for that very rare footage of the only bus ever built by Yugo, recalled over 10 million times to try and figure out why it explodes when the window breaks
Your mastery of Farsi expressions is amazing! Shaskool! Aunty Fati! Khastam! 😂
This is basically a compilation of people getting into fights with inanimate objects and losing laughably.
Except for grenades which are not entirely inanimate. Not after the pin is pulled anyway😋
@@pseudonayme7717 and the two mortars where they ... forgot to clip on the propellant to keep themselves out of the blast radius?
not sure i feel safe with these guys protecting the country.
Iranian here, the way you pronounced “Khastam” was pretty good for someone from a country that doesn’t have the “kh” sound, I’m impressed
I came here to say the same thing! Haha 👏👏 very impressive
تحية من مصر لأحبائنا في إيران
@Jazz Singh no this is artesh. that general was from IRGC QF.
@Jazz Singh no its not
@Jazz Singh no
"There is no hostage situation if we blow up the hostage situation" -The dude who blew up the bus
His name is the Stickwanker.
RUclips is the perfect vehicle for you OzzyMan!! You are one of Australias national treasures!! Comedic legend!!
"Is the stick wanker okay?"
Ozzyman asking the questions that need answering
I was purposely looking for this one comment 😂😂😂
how about the bus driver
i'll ask a question too. (Bus stick wacking)
What kinda training is this? Are they trying to follow the philosophy "what doesn't kill ya, makes ya stronger?"
he had a blast
@@cryptfire3158 Going with 'if the terrorists don't kill the us hostages, we bloody will, fuck-em'
Man, as an Iranian, "Shaskool" and "khasteam" made my day. Huuuuuuge love from Iran
Omg I didn't even notice the shaskool!! 😂
Yeah that was unexpected , love from Iran
@ArmchairWarrior it's a Persian slang for idiot haha
What does those words mean ?
@@myst4117 shaskool mean idiot and khasteam means I'm tired
1:44 I remember this FPS Russia mortar fail. Not only did he fail once, he failed twice.
I've actually been there whilst the grenade thing happened to a scouse lad when we were doing second phase basic training. Exercise up Warcop.
The NCO had to grab him and run behind the wall as there was no ditch, Cpl Penney it was, gave him a cup of tea and said he'll have to have another go when he stopped shaking.
"Is the stick wanker OK?" Lol🤣🤣🤣
I'm dying man holy s
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 24y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! nice name ┌( ՞ ڡ ՞ )┐
Is his Sheela okay? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What the hell was he using?
@@pumpkinhead69 Imagine simping over a bot
"Chikar Mikoni? Shaskool."
Ozzy Man talking in Persian feels like I am being awarded for being a huge fan.
Khasteamo yadet nare XD
what does it mean :) ?
ahahaha he tried, the accent was so bad.. i barely understood it.
@@hazemobid8672 "What are you doing? Stupid"
I think you mean rewarded.
*That's a very strong vase.*
*The maker or makers of the vase would be so proud.*
Esfahani's Pottery: Takes a Kickin Without Splittin
“Shaskool”
I lost it right there 🤣🤣
Love from Iran
" war cry and now off to military court " lol
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear love
@@AxxLAfriku u okay m8?
0:20 “That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.”
“Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.”
Love Caboose. Need to finish off RvB.
Lol my man was probably sleep deprived...
That was the worst throw ever of all time
Oh man that’s how I threw my first grenade although I did clear the wall I lobbed it so high it landed right outside and next to wall 😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️
you misspelled *A I R*
"I don't know if the army is for me" 🤦♂️😂😂😂😂 bro you consistently have me cracking up. Thanks for that bud. We all need it!!!!
I'm in so much pain and grief because my mum passed away. This video really made me laugh.. Thank you so much ozzy man. Your videos helped me to over come. One's again thank you.
Sympathy to you, fella. Keep on keepin’ on😌👌🏽
All the best mate 👍
"There goes 10 million bucks in taxpayer money."
A funny 10 million bucks I'll admit.
Random Story: Arnold Schwarzenegger basically ended up getting out of mandatory military service early because he was so bad at it. Including a time he crashed a tank in to a pond 🤣
That tank was a T-72. They cost something between 0,5 to 1,2 mil, depending on the equipment. And it probably surf ved that fall just fine
@@humann5682 You get to drive a tank at part of millitary service? If it was my countries. You would basically become a civil servant doing odd job when you do mandatory service
@@dieptrieu6564 The tank used in Arnie's Will it Crush videos is the one he was assigned to during his service.
@@athlumney Did he do service in america. Because i can assure you that no military service guy in my country get to drive a tank, unless they are extremely talented and want to actually enroll to the army after service end
I’m from Iran, the commentary on Persian military failure almost killed me of laughter 😂
Hi from israel :D
@@BeEmoBro underrated
@@BeEmoBro the oh no no no ha no no meme is playing
@@BeEmoBro greets from Iran just to let you know we the people love all the people over there, don't know whats up with the countries
@@BeEmoBro hi man 😁👌🏻
I recently became a hard core fan of your channel and I must say your commentary on the Iranian army one was great, tashakore❤
“Thinks about doing a flippy move to stand, but it’s not the time” classic
As an Iranian, i was surprised you used bunch of persian words in your talk haha.
Great fan of you man, big props!
the best part is the target audience is just us Farsi speaking ones ;)
The genuine look of disappointment from those generals... I felt that
Sergeant: why is there a fucking wheel infiltrating the base.
Private: I threw a rock and a drop kick and it wasn't intimidated.
Sergeant: mother of God, run!
The 'brave idf' 😂😂😂😂😂😂🇵🇸
I was feeling like crap this morning, this video just made my day.
Thanks ozzy!
1:10 I do not think it qualifies as hostage rescue if the hostages are in pieces. I question their techniques.
That's how the Russians deal with hostage takers
Guardians of the Galaxy 1 vibes: "Give us Gamora and Quill or we blow your ship up!"
So don't become a hostage in that country lol they don't mess around LOL
So don't become a hostage in that country lol they don't mess around LOL
In mother Russia there are 10 hostages you recover 100
1980: In the Future we will have developed full geared military with high inteligence.
2020: May I present you:
The stickwanker 😁😂😂😂
The U.S. aren't even trying for friendly fire anymore...
"Here just take this stick and hit that bus"
@@insomniacbritgaming1632 yeah, cuz thats only used in the U.S right?🤦♂️
And a very strong pot
"I don't know if the Army is for me" is the best line.
Love the FPS Russia cameo, no one’s forgotten him Ozzy 😄
Perhaps the war cry should be done before attempting to kick the vase, you know for extra buffs.
30% damage boost against vases
2:31 This is not to show how good is the Iranian spinny kick but is an advertisement for Granny's Flower Pot
The "No one follows up on war crimes these days" line hits different in 2022
In order for a mortar to arm it has to spin a hell of a lot harder then that. That's why no one ran, or atleast the seasoned guys didnt.
"chikar mikoni, shaskool?", "Khastam!". Oh my god I never expected ozzy man to speak in farsi. I'm a big fan from Iran😍❤️
manam hamintor
@@deadlyrobot5179 damet garm😅
HAHA Man nafahmidam chi goft. Vali merci vase comment😂😂
Eyvol ozzyman haha
Translate pls
“ No one follows up on war crimes these day”
Today Australia announce that the Australian SAS have committed war crimes.
But from what i read it seems that people might b prosecuted... Compare that to the usa 👀
@@happyguy2k name an instance where US servicemembers committed war crimes and weren't prosecuted.
Touché...
@@arttrumbo9496 Given the innumerable rapes US army did in the middle east in Iraq and Syria..I hope all of US perishes in near future.
@@arttrumbo9496 Mai Lai, Tiger Force, Haditha, No Gun Ri - off the top of my head, but its not about point scoring, its about acknowledgement, responsibility and holding people accountable instead of sweeping it under the carpet
the first one is dummy grenade with replaceable detonator. worn out dummy flew away but the detonator dropped out of fell right there.
The reaction time of that drll seargant is legendary, even if the grenade landed at their feet he'd make it to safety
What does an Australian ambulance sound like?
Yee-Naw-Yee-Naw-Yee...
Yeah nar its abo abo abo
Which coke are you on m8
Military fails: shows FPS Russia with a mortar
Yea sad to see he didn’t know who he was
You a family member Kevin?
@@ElisPalace i think thats a pretty obvious.
I remember that mortar video from FPS first uploaded it, he mentioned several times that mortar, especially older models such as the one he had at the time very often failed to go further than 5 feet
Thank you! Was hoping to see this somewhere in the comments.
The Mighty Boomstick bit had me is stitches! It’s probably something that’s meant to go boom and distract, not KA-BOOM!!! and destroy like it did. Fn hilarious :-)
The soldiers smacking into the trees are just us marines training to fight the vietcong.
There can't be a hostage situation if there are no more hostages...
Jesus Fuze, chill out a little man
As a fuze main I resemble that remark.
But no seriously, fuze is an underrated god of hostage rescue. Have the team distract at a false breach point, swing in a window, grab the hostage, hit the cluster bomb on the way out. Half the enemy team is dead and im halfway to the extraction point before the dust settles.
😂
You mean save the fuzzy for the hallways soon as the hostage is secured and juked out whilst the opposing team searches
@@Taolan8472 I just run in with a grenade in my hand and the pin pulled, and I give someone a BIIIIIIIIIIIG hug🤗
I've driven dozens of tanks onto trucks at work, it really is tricky, you lose sight of the trailer as your tanks front end rises over the ramps and when the balance point is passed and the front end drops down you're just a passenger hoping you lined the tank up with the trailer correctly.
Never rolled off the trailer though.
The grenade range incident isn't a military fail. It's a classic example of a military training success. A fail would have been two dead or injured soldiers.
The drill instructor dragging the man back into the trench is some goddamn save-private-Ryan reflexes!
dude I love how you used the farsi words absolutely perfect mate :) respect . and our army is very advanced and highly skilled , we recently hit our own ship in Maneuver warfare against imaginary enemy ! pure skill !
If a navy has not had a collision between two of their ships during maneuvers than they simply haven't been a navy long enough
@@SilverMe2004 If It was that i could have understood that same as everything you need to practice , but when it's main ship close to the dummy ship and gets hit with the land to sea missile it shows there's no discipline nor any coordination . Controlling ship are hard but missiles :) rly ! if they played call of duty even they should be able to land a missile on a correct target :D
Ozzy Man: Makes informed, intelligent jokes about Iran.
Iranians: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
And they want to fight USA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amir USA can win against Iran
@amir who told you that? Iran was crippled both by nazis and Soviet Union. Now is 21 century and only countries like USA, Russia and China are capable to fight World War 3 should it happen
@amir what Iran was doing during World War 2, won a war?😆 come on, be realistic, Iran can't win against USA, not even Russia or China
@amir USA haven't invaded Iran and never failed. They don't need to invade Iran they can sit at home and use software to win war in different way. USA is the only country in the world that can fight anyone anytime and win should they want to and yes they can fight Russia and China simultaneously and win. Unlike Iran USA has right tools to play this game for indefinite time, is all about money, technology and determination
2:51 respect to these guys. Unlike those fake martial artists who can break 10 bricks by utilizing the power of the wind
"Beware the mighty boom stick!"
Ash liked this.
"No one follows up on war crimes these days"
Such an underrated comment
I understand the joke but just wanted to mention that what that bloke did was not okay.
Even as a joke, or a 'here's a good picture for you with me shooting someone'-gesture, you can't just aim at someone.
Never point a gun or another weapon at something you do not intend to destroy.
When You Get To Know The Soldiers Are Israelis 😂😂😂😂
@@Widdekuu91 Those Are Israeli Soldiers And They Get Away With Everything 🙄🙄
When you realize Ozzy reviewed FPS Russia. And he's outta prison.
It was a witch-hunt best I can tell
Yeah governments do not like freedom. Even in America
Yeah didn’t hear FPS got sent to prison
@Langdon check the interview done by PKA podcast, he did some explanation himself
@@brantleyhester6641 Hello Brantley 👏 I hope you're having a great day?
I never expected the Shaskool and Khastam 🤣 that was brilliant
The way the instructor dragged the guy down to the hole 😂😂😂😂😂
haha and haha. Also.. haha.
Holy shit, whatever happened to fpsrussia? Haven’t thought of him in like a decade
Got arrested for having a bit of marijuana, no longer allowed to possess guns in the US
he does a podcast named pka, he explained it there. (went to prison for an once of weed)
Got sent to jail on BS weed charges and had his entire gun collection confiscated. Check out his interviews on his time in jail on PKA, absolutely fascinating.
FPS Russia > Demolition Ranch miss his channel !!
No longer can own guns through a bs charge, and a producer died mysteriously and they tried to pin it on him. He's kept a pretty low profile since, other than the podcast.
The flower vase belonged to the general's wife, he was sweating the entire time.
Persian pottery is made to last thousands of years.
ruclips.net/video/fCpcwmA0ZJI/видео.html😃😃
You're killing me!! This was excellent!
I needed a laugh! 😭😀
Wash: "That was the worst throw ever. Of all time."
Caboose: "Not my fault. Someone put a wall on my way."
A collection of old classics, brought new life with wise and insightful commentary. This is the sort of transformative use that I subbed for. 🇦🇺✌️
I didn't expect the Persian phrase "I'm tired" at the end. Love your content
Mad props to that instructor for yanking that kid to safety
That pot outlasted the Persian Empire!
They should make that persian pottery part of their team.
They will learn to crack it just a bit before the show.
Game:- "This mission does not require stealth"
Me:- 1:10 "duck the civilians" "kaboom"
Game: " Stealth is not required"
Me: "Remember, no Russian"
@@ggMwaniki ah, I see you're a ...
When your slipping the shell into the mortar you can't drop it you have to slam it in there or it won't hit the pin hard enough to send it.
The general probably had those people who missed the jar ,executed
"There goes 10 million bucks in tax payer money"
This could be said about so many other things haha
Oh dear
💋💋🛑
The new ones go for 50 mill, not 10!
@@DPS670950 a T72 costs $1.2 million. The K2 black by anther, which is the most expensive tank in the world, costs $8.9 million
That tank wasn’t expensive enough, the driver couldn’t see where he was going, through vodka glasses.
F.Y.I The demonstration at the end was to present the "invincible war vase" which can be used as a hand weapon or a missile, in large numbers, for bomber aircrafts.
Lunge mine: the only explosive device that definitely hurts the user when its used correctly. Poor stick dude
Ahahahaha "Khastam, shall we go for lunch" Bravo on the Iranian word Ozzy. Cracked me up
That gday really makes my day
✔️🍉
2:28 "no one follows up on war crimes these days" true story 😂🤔😔
Happens, if you put all whistleblowers in jail.
Let's see what they will do to Julien Assange now.
2:11 when he tried to stop it with his foot lmao
When I moved to australia from the US, everybody sounded like you for the first month 😂
Ozzy man, I am Iranian, your pronunciation of Persian words is bloody spot-on, awesome dude!
Haven't seen FPS Russia in years, funny seeing him here screwing up a mortar.
He didn't screw it up. It was just a dud.
Poor guy, he had to do a couple of months in jail for receiving hash oil on the mail
he's been out of prison for months actually. He got busted for having an ounce of weed on him, consequence of that was the confiscation of his whole arsenal
@@anthonycalderone88 no he wasn't. He's on some guys podcast all the time. His business partner was shot and killed and murder was never solved. FPS Russia..or Kyle is real name..is very much alive. ✌️
Who was killed? I listen to pka every week and i never catched there was a murder
2:11 this reminds me of that one Vine, where three dudes beat a trash can up. Lmao 😂😂
"Hard Core Persian Pottery" 😂🤣😂🤣😂This is the Aussie that chased a dude in his "Undie's" after running into a buddie's restaurant is it?
So glad auntie gets her vase back in one piece.
1:43 “this guy is not a soldier” lol ya but he is a FPS Russian, some say that’s even more dangerous.
is that video old or new? i miss his videos he was hilarious😂
Training mortar grenades are filled with sand or something. Though they will still kill you if you get hit in the head so I was still very anxious when training with mortars and rocket launchers with my squad of morons. >_>
@@ahmadagha2911 at least 6 years old. He's back now but just streaming gaming since everything happened.
@@dillonventola408 He’s actually a host on PKA.
First bloke somehow literally can't throw to save his life.
Got to love your prononciation of Persian 'i am tired' at 3:29
Wasnt expecting the persian sentence !
“Chikar mikoni shascool?” ( what r u doing idiot?)
“Khastam” ( im tired)
Well done mate 👏🏼👏🏼
2:45 "Remember what you learned from your dad's illegal VHS tape of Rambo" 🤣🤣🤣 damn, this brings back so many memories for me, like smuggling VHS tapes to school and exchanging to watch more free movies
3:30 Anyway “khastam” should we go to launch 😂😂
1:19 the purpose of this exercise is to take out both the kidnapper and the hostages.