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Ozzy Man Reviews: Life Hacks
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- Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2020
- Here's me commentary on a bunch of mind blowing life hacks. Hope this is a helpful tutorial for ya. MERCH: www.ozzymansho...
Source Videos:
1. Pineapple @John Nonny: fb.watch/1XcRt...
2. Watermelon @dublaj..adam
www.tiktok.com...
3. Duct Tape @Household Hacker: • Simple Duct Tape Life ...
4. Sheila Tape @Fashion Channel: • THE BLACK TAPE PROJECT...
5. Folding (Tik Tok @Ounuo688)
6. Concrete (Tik Tok @luxzbtw)
7. Mowing @Jukin Media: • Mowing The Hedge
8. Water Run (Tik Tok @userz5q4mn76vg)
9. Peanut Butter Dog (Tik Tok @rylybell)
10. Toddler Jacket @Jukin Media: • Toddler Shows off Tric...
11. Snow Shovel @Jukin Media/Joshua Jordan: • Snow shoveling West Vi...
13. Esperance, Western Australia: • Esperance, Western Aus...
14. Aluminium Hand @Ian Davis: • Aluminum Hand Update! ...
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Thanks for the bump mate! That was awesome!
I watched one of your video......great work....best of luck....👍👍
Just subscribed
man of steel
You rock, my dude. Bringing good things into the world, and seems your having a good time doing so.
Man your thump is huuge, indication that you have worked hard, my respect
I love how all of these are precicely crafted but then one guy was like:
*lawn mower + lawn mower = hedge trimmer*
That's Frank West, the guy causing a rampage in dead rising games.
Black Friday Doesn't Matter
Like ya cut g
Literally Laughed Out Loud🌟🤣🌟
The lawnmower 3.0...
1:02 the highest rated women's armor in literally any video game
+50 armor
Description: horny devs lol
Everyone says men are naturally stronger yet woman only need a chainmail bikini while men need a full suit of armor. This is coming from a boi
@@pyropug0188 to be fair, a lot of male protagonists in those kinds of games don’t wear much armor either. They mostly stick to a shirt, a pants, maybe a tunic, boots. Maybe one piece of armor like shoulder guards, a piece of armor on the forearm/leg, etc.
Cyberpunk 2077
The Black tape project - they used pink tape.
This man’s stiffy was not activated by the baby oil woman, but instead by clothes-folding.
A man of culture.
Dude honestly that broad was fine as possible. Good god.
@MUFC me when I hear soccer I just shout in my head foot ball
@MUFC if USA wins a World Cup. Then I believe more people in USA would watch soccer.
@@mikecromaticm2896 they won't watch unless they are winning. It will destroy their whole 'USA No. 1' worldview
@@hydrolifetech7911 exactly. Usa is all about Big 3 sports. American football 🏈 basketball 🏀 and baseball ⚾️.
That toddler wearing that jacket was slick af
Illest thing I've ever seen a toddler do by far. Even his Dad's mind was thoroughly blown.
Thought that was a common way for toddlers to put on their jackets? I remember being taught this in kindergarten...
@@Grunt_007 it is. My kids have been at multiple daycares over the years and its always used and taught.
I had the same mind blown reaction the first time I saw my toddler doing this, and the staff looked at me like I was an idiot for not knowing it.
Coolest toddler ever!
Plot twist: the video was reversed.
"she looks simultaneously sticky and slippery" 🤣
That's what he said.
That's how the night should end, if you're doing it right.
and no butt shot, cut too early. Shameful I tell ya
I misread stick as thicc, I think I have a problem
Sounds like a delightful night with the Mrs
I've got a quicker way of folding clothes - i don't bother.
Are you this desperate?
Copied
Let me guess, you still live with mum and she does it for you 😂
i like that
Good tip
_"He can wash away the taste of his bawlls"_ Oh, damm, caught me in the flank so hard my sides hurt from laughing on that one.
Best snow hack : live in Australia.
or anywhere in the tropics
Australia does actually get quite a bit of snow but only in winter and only in the mountain regions (mostly Victoria, NSW) Ozzy man is from western Australia where there is fuck all snow, I think they have a mountain the gets some snow but I'm not sure if they can actually ski it.
It still snows in Australia lol
@@chilliinsanity6898 yeah there's a place called Bluff Knoll about an hour's drive north of Albany on the Southern coast... It regularly gets snow in winter on the top, not much though. Great hiking spot.
Us West Aussies only get the chance to see snow at Bluff Knoll (summit) on some winters
"Here's one to get concrete cleanly out of your sack."
That sounds like it needs a doctor more than a life hack.
Well like Ozzy said. He did perform surgery on the sack.
That's the strangest Dr. Suess quote ever 🤣
I work in a redi mix plant . . . . . I know how to get cement out of your sack. . . . fly ash too
That's where I put the cement. Clumsy me.
Or a girl friend.
Holy shit that hand prosthetic is amazing I haven’t been impressed like that in a while
Absolutely agree its just a awesome thing that helps someone's life
Very terminatoresque..
I forget the guys name but he has youtube channel and he has so many of these really cool looking hands that he makes
@@valchan2258 I guarantee he's an engineer and maybe lost them in the line of work.
Same as your girlfriend no doubt
I've tried the pinneaple thing, and I can say it doesn't work. Not even a bit.
Yeah they just cut them out before
@@PrinceJJGoated damn.
I did that stupid things too but nothing add up
To my understanding, there is in fact a species of pineapple that behaves like the one in the video.
Pretty sure it has to be the perfect ripeness and a particular species
If you live in Australia you dont have any snow to worry about, only venom spiders, snakes, etc, etc, etc, etc.
We have snow 😂 and lots of it.... Just not near Ozzy man in Perth
@@TheHitlister Your username is an Anagram for The Hitlerist ........ 🤣
@@raprometheus3051 😂
True. But at least we'll die warm and happy.
@@bluemm2852 we get more snow here in Straya than Switzerland 😆
"She looks simultaneously sticky and slippery" I am dead.
I actually had a good laugh after that comment!😆😆😆
01:11
I have never ever seen a jacket put on that way before. Brilliant!!
I like how he puts “human” in front of toddlers. Like I never thought of chickens as toddlers
A tautology.
That kid's excitement was SO palpable when he put on his jacket! LOVE it! Also, I'm really hesitant to believe the pineapple thing.. Definitely wanna try that one out, because that'd be amazing!
“Bloody hell, she’s looks simultaneously sticky and slippery.” 🤣
I lingered on the catwalk model for a while.
Wtf didn't
Yeah he said he got a stiffy from the clothes folding, I had one before the folding even began thanks to her
**Bonk** you go to horny jail
@@garf0001 I belong there too, just check me in.
and I'm from India.. hello. There's no competition
Probably the most honest RUclipsr ever
1:01 use this as a repeat button
😂
Thank you
The hero we needed
Actually, smash this: 1:06
Legends lol
Great video as always! However gaffer tape and duct tape are two different kinds of tape. Gaffer tape uses an adhesive designed not to leave behind (much) residue after being removed since its original intended purpose was for taping down wires on movie sets and in theatres without leaving residue on the sets or stage.
I didn't know what gaffer tape was so this taught me something new. Thanks.
@@toshamccarty5115 it seems to me that it’s just the Australian name for “painter’s” tape. Could be wrong.
@@graysonhill1366 Painter's tape is the same as masking tape and is made from paper. Gaffer/stage tape is made from fabric and doesn't tear as easily.
@@zoomosis Slightly less adhesive than regular masking tape. We used it in the last kitchen where I cooked for putting dates on containers of food (writing the date on the tape). It peeled right off after we emptied the container, much easier than regular masking tape.
Traditional duct tape or the brown one I know of doesn't leave any residue
1:02 dont mind me just making a replay button
Haven't even watched but this can only go well
Are you done yet
Once your done, sit on my face and tell me how it was.
@@chrisdelagarza8048 I needed a bit of time getting past 1:06 but now I'm done.
@@nugginusslover476 amen
Talking about the thumbnail buddy?
That weird bikini/tape thing caught my interest, but the folding style of the pants have got my attention.
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I only read playboy for the articles too XXXDDD
Imagine in the future when you can just buy a replacement bionic hand on amazon and get it delivered by drone in an hour.
Then the bastards drop it down your chimney. The one that was bricked up in 1972.
The lady with the plastic wrap and peanut butter on her head is next level.
It's a man, dude. 🤦🙄
The guy in the snow; In Michigan we call that building a snow man.
Snow has to be wet and sticky, but it can't be slushy. Perfect air temperature would be around the 0 Celsius. Perfect timing, late afternoon before the evening. Temperature will rapidly drop at early night and will freeze structure (snowman /igloo ) and make it solid.
Right i did that as a kid when i didnt know what a life hack is. Or youtube existed
When I was a kid we would build massive snowballs and snowmen at recess that way. We would practically clear the snow from the playground.
@@bubeable dude, I did that snow shit before snow was invented!
It’s snowing in Michigan right now.
I cant believe there are 305 dislikes on this or any of your videos. They are light hearted and fun. They always put a smile on my wife’s face and mine. Thank you for your hard work it is a great distraction in these crazy times.
That lawn mower hedge was amazing.
"The Black Tape Project", I know what you're coming for
We all know why you clicked, and it's not because of the hacks.
It's because of the Ozzy Man Merch
Darn right you got me Mate..
Hell yeah, but you too tho.
I sincerely wanted to learn how to make dishware out of gaffer's tape.
Sorry, yeah, nah, it was the gaffa snatch.
Ozzy man merch... is he selling those duct tape bikinis? Ozzy-kinis?
The shit-eating grin when Ozzy folds that shirt is hilarious. 😄
I love how ozzyman apologized for his own advertisement
"Go get yourself some spare bike parts and an engineering degree"
As an engineering graduate, this is funny
Congrats
That guy has a RUclips channel he's made like 9 variations of the rest of his hand he keeps improving them lol
@@JLawL yeah, i came across it a few days back. It's very cool, though i didnt understand about half of it lol
@@JLawL what's the channel name?
@txler_vhs Clicked the link just to watch a 0:13 second shitty clip.
" my strategy in dealing with snow is just be born in Australia, checkmate "
In a lot of ways I agree with Ozzy about being lucky enough to be born and raised in Australia. Then I think about everything there that can eat you and I realize maybe winter and snow aren’t so bad.
Thats all myth. We, Aussies are all alive and kicking.
Bloody hell. She looks simultaneously sticky and slippery... I can't even😂😂😊😂😊
Honestly though, I'm really impressed with the tape fashion show. I saw the full footage and it's really creative, and some of the designs were incredibly time consuming to make
do tell
Yes, I also paid very special attention to the designs, but probably in the most polarizing way possible, compared to your viewing experience.
😉
OMFG thank you Ozzyman, you taught me a shit ton today and I appreciate it! Have a great and safe day.
My late GF was a 40% burn hero... had missing fingers.... that last hack was my vision for her since I got my degree science degree while working for the robotics professor... Well done mate... well done!!!
What is a "burn hero"?
@@Menibor1 I’d say she had suffered burns to 40% of her body which would have been excruciatingly painful not to mention exceptional amount of scarring - there’s your Hero part!
@@alexandramcleod2079 oh gotcha.... that's tough
Thank you all the way W.Va usa. Love you're channel you kick ass 😆
Keep em coming Ozzy makes me smile everytime.
The hero that’s always there to prevent sleep
Love the Channel for freaking YEARS now... at least 5 I think, probably even more.. Keep up the funny!
Gaffers tape and duct tape are two separate items.
Gaffers tape is significantly more expensive and is designed so that when it is removed, there isn't adhesive residue remaining where the tape was used.
On the other hand, duct tape is designed to be sticky as hell and fasten together anything.
I’ve already told him
Ok, earliest I've been on youtube ever. Love from Queensland!
" Bloody hell she looks simultaneously sticky and slippery "
And now I can't unsee it. It's one of 10 questions science can't answer
the hard way to get a Brazilian
Random creepy fact: blood is simultaneously sticky and slippery.
That's "slicky"...
"He has redefined the consumption of this fruit!" 😂😂😂
The edges were way too clean on those pineapple chunks.
1:46 POV: You're an eraser in a 3rd grade classroom
Here in The Netherlands most toddlers learn to put on their jackets like that. It helps the teachers to actually having the time to help the kids who need them. So not really a life-hack, just Dutch efficiency 😉. Keep it up mate, keep it up.
Same in Canada
Dad: says "Wow!"
OzzyMan: dad says "faaarrrrrcccckkkk"
You: Still using an old, lazy, tired out, meme comment from 2018 that makes you look like an idiot.
Everyone: What a loser.
Cause: Light-hearted comment highlighting a funny part of a video
Effect: Spite level 999
Well, that escalated quickly.
You're not a loser mate, I enjoyed your comment, and as a member of 'everyone' that qualifies me to negate the other guy's reply :)
Fuck I died at the "she simultaneously look sticky and slippery" lmao
Cling wrap and peanut butter around the head to clip the dogs nail is genius.
I wacked the like button so hard my screen broke. Now what Ozzy?
I need a life hack🤣
"Put that in your science pipe and smoke it" 😂😂
Give that man a gazillion dollars to make more replacement body parts!
"Hydration station for the doggo" 😂😂😂
“Sticky while simultaneously slippery”
is an intriguing combo especially with that Sheila 😲
That ad was so smoooth, Ozzy my man!
The snow hack only works when the outside temp. is near 32 F. When I was a kid, we called it "packy" snow. It was good for snowball making, fort construction, and snowmen. Colder snow is more like dry sand.
and only on first snow. Once the snow has settled it won't peel off so nicely. Anyway, rolling that heavy snow in a crouched position isn't easy.
As a Bush Kinder teacher I send most of my day helping kids in and out of jackets so I’m very very happy to see that kid achieve that!
After seeing the model dressed in duct tape: "hol' up a minute"
Go watch the whole video, it's worth it... It's basically art, isn't it? xD
Came for the thumbnail, then came to the thumbnail
I don't blame you. She is sticky and slippery after all.
Humm wonder what that model's name is🤔🤔🤔
@@FQP-7024 you forgot to add 'asking for a friend...'
@@topcommentor1655 who said I have a friend
I see what you did there
I do love your commentary auzzie man its always a laugh , Cheers mate
Born in Quebec, Canada here. No such luck with snow. If only it was that easy to roll all winter long. But it only works for the first few snowfals (when it's still a bit warm).
Thanks for the autographed pic with my stubbies!!! Just got them and immediately put a nice beer in to break them in! Thanks Ozzy Man.
2:14 Bae says no one home
Right on OM! You rock sir!
Now you can tell that little kid has not gone to school yet. 1] Not only can he think for himself but 2] He hasn't of yet got the confidence beat out of his soul yet to know he could pull it off before he even did it.
It's nice to see someone who understands the true purpose of school systems
Not having the best day, thanks for making it better Ozzy man.
@1:01 Anyone know the name of the model? Asking for a friend.
[Edit] - *Anne de la Fuente* 😉
Yes i have a friend that also wanted to know for science research
Wow me too. My _friend_ that asked is a woman so it's not creepy or anything.
My super hot model girlfriend is asking too. She liked the outfit. The things we do for others, huh.
I have the same friend whos asking 😂
@@Adi.Raikkonen - Anne de la Fuente ;)
🤣🤣🤣 the look of all the jealous women on the right at 1:12!!! Hahaha priceless!!
This model .... just ... OMG ... perfection.
Me to my grand children: We used to slice watermelons
That's so 2019!😏
And pineapples too!
0:00 Pineapple Life Hack
0:29 Melon Life Hack
0:39 Tape Cup & Bowl Life Hack
1:01 Tape Bikini Life Hack
1:15 Folding Jeans Life Hack
1:30 Ozzy Man T-Shirt Folding Life Hack
1:40 Cement Bag Life Hack
1:58 Hedge Trimmer Life Hack
2:11 Water Walk Life Hack
2:22 Cutting Pet Toe Nails Life Hack
2:35 Toddler Jacket Application Life Hack
2:48 Snow Path Hack
3:09 Cyborg Bike Hand Life Hack
One has too much time on one's hand.
It’s a 3 minute video. No one cares.
Uncle Bob's lawnmower trick works, but caution on loose branches up top 💪🏼
I love that Ozzy literally has an uncle named Bob.
"Naruto ispired water-walk jutsu" Games over i'm dead! Hahaha
"Check mate of life hacks born in Australia " dude we are sooo lucky 😉
Greetings from Brazil. I love your videos and your sarcastic humor
I was folding laundry while watching this and also made a WHHOOOAAAHHH and unfolded all the pants and refolded them in amazement. Thanks ozzy man
When you look up "shit-eating grin" there's that shot of Ozzy Man folding the shirt
My neighbour (surgeon) worked in Australia for a couple of years and during that he got 11 people in because they’d used their flymo to try and cut a hedge.
Yeah nah yeah wtf
They must've been holding it wrong. Works fine for me :-)
I was there last year, beautiful! But the trade off for no snow is the HUGE bat's EVERYWHERE and most places you can't get in the water (or even close to is!) for fear of croc's and deadly jellyfish!!!!
I like it when ozzy says flippy, or spready or anything with a y at the end, fukn legend, cracks me up
Hey that's funny, Bob's my uncle too!
Your accent is great. I'm in California so we rarely use your terminology.
The shirt folder part was so satisfying
The snow hack only works if it's a right kind of sticky snow. If it's powder or very dry, then it's not gonna work it won't stick together to roll.
That poor woman is going to have a bad time remove that duct tape swim suit.
I volunteer to kiss better every square inch of what hurts. And then because I'm a thorough kind of bloke, every square inch that doesn't.
I'm pretty sure the designer used sports tape, which doesn't actually pull on your skin that much.
@@AlbertaGeek What a gentleman
@@TheSoundOfTwang I am nothing if not a classy guy.
Hope she was tested for allergy to the tape adhesive prior to the event.
The kid with the jacket is gonna grow up to be one smooth ladiesman
Or a jacket salesman.
I see you did a Stewie there @ 2:33 Bloody brilliant mate! 😂😂
Thnx man, the bagged concrete hack is EXCELLENT! I will use it today!
Ozzy: "She looks sticky and slippery simultaneously",
Me: Completely normal for a girl.😏
You saucy lamb
You: Still using an old, lazy, tired out, meme comment from 2018 that makes you look like an idiot.
Everyone: What a loser.
Nobody
Ozzy Man : Woah ! Stiffy activated
The dog getting his nails trimmed was the best!
‘Ozzymanshop, visit it today. Fuck sorry about that’
😂😂😂
The thumbnail wasn't a clickbait. Respect = 100
0:34 the bloke did a wooshe finger flick from kung fu panda