In terms of products/sponsors... I'm mainly gonna be an influencer for just me merch this year ay. We're producing it outta the office in Perth, Australia. Lots of fun to be had doing it in-house. Here's the link: www.ozzymanshop.com keep being a big pack of legends! xo
@@LetsPlayGamesRandom Well, obviously, but here we are using the term to mean a specific kind of influence - the only type valued by the industries who wish to leverage online influencers: market influence, aka "people who can get other people to buy shit".
"My wife is like 'you go do your shit alone...some of us have real jobs' which, yeah, its fair enough, its a good roast" - almost died choking and in tears. Good on ya mate
@@barbarosa1158 the fact that stupid people have an easy access to influence anyone doesn't take away the same ability from smart people. I follow and listen to lots of smart people, they do influence just as easy, only a different crowd. problem is that "back in the day" there was no easy access to communications and information. when you made a breach, you had to work hard on it and deserve it... for better or for worse.
What's clever about using force to knock light, frozen water off of a tree branch for effect? I see cars do it all the time and nobody calls it clever.
Me too. Fortunately I don't have any friends to confuse, but I guarantee that if I did they'd be yeah-nah-yeah-ing before they knew it, without even knowing why.
"Fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you!" I do this out loud sometimes when in a group, so thanks Ozzy Man. Maybe shouldn't of done it in my now former primary school teaching job.
Wife--- gives me the "Eye" when I do my best Ozzy Man ""Yah, Nah, Yah""..when she asked me to do something I really want to put off as long as humanly possible.
Aussie..well Canadian living in Australia all me fuckin life but yeah I grew up to talk Aussie as I'm a trade now and me family in Canada can't understand me half the time 🤣 yeah nah ima go hit the Billy and sink a cone in the bush while I watch this
@@sovietspartan0080 I mean, I don't blame you, that's what everybody does and what social media was created for, for being addictive, you're just the product, like me.
It’s fun when you’re on vacation and a group of influencers are videoing themselves on vacation everywhere you turn and then you don’t want to be on vacation any more because you hate the influencers on vacation more than your coworkers.
I was in Vietnam in 2019, enjoying this beautiful scenery, when I heard some girls with a selfie stick saying 'it's not really insta-worthy'. I hoped they would fall down into the ravine.
While I laughed and enjoyed watching this I also came to a sad conclusion that we are surrounded by an infinite amount of egoists which is quite sickening.
have you reached any other conclusion yet?.... like, these egotists only exist because of demand from an even more infinite amount of gullible people who sadly consume their dribble.... certainly is saddening
I was laughing my arse off when my kid sister explained this concept of "Influencers" like 5 years ago... All these dopamine monkeys are the result of 10 years of social network conditioning!!
I wouldn't stop wearing my shoes...they're MY shoes DAMMIT! But yeah, I'd down my beer....and cheers you in the process my man from an entire world away.
What kind of a bloke is so mean that he doesn’t show the outcome of mega yacht influencer at 1:00? Hope you’re saving it for Destination F@*#ed Vol 15!
I mean, I can't stand people who are in love with themselves like those broads are, but why should one have to add "value" to a society they had no choice over being a part of? Especially when society usually doesn't give a shit about you.
Wife: Some of us have real jobs Ozzy Man: Yeah yeah fair enough thats a good roast Man its amazing how gracefully he takes a roast from his wife hahaha
I have a 4 year old neighbor who just learned her first joke. yeah, she does have a stripper name. Riley: Guess what? Me: What? Riley: CHICKENBUTT! [ repeat infintum ]
Evolution is defined as adapting to best fit into the world around you..going by that defininition, in todays world.. these fools are actully the ones who are more evolved than us.
I love going to art galleries on free days, when influencers are most likely to appear en masse and then spend as much time as I can standing really close to the more famous works of art so they can't take their selfies without some rando blocking the Picasso.
You'd be surprised how many of the pinup-influencers that are traveling high-class prossys, with some older Arabic man paying for them to visit Dubai etc.
Like searching for a way to shoehorn in a smarty pants word like "dopamine" to sound smarty on a social platform, like U2b comments Which is, ironically, just doing the exact same thing
@@puteraamirul7936 Yes but cinema is meant to be visual storytelling and not just using any media to make money. At best these influencers are good at shot composition, props and lighting but an only fans account is hardly indie cinema.
@@puteraamirul7936 give the same equipments to an 11 yr old they'll make the same content if not better. Comparing indie film with influencing is an insult to spike lee.
@@erenssister.5535 I suppose I also mean in a market sense, not necessarily artistic. The only thing playing at cinemas is $100 million+ films. To fill the void of no low budget distributed visual arts anymore we have streaming - whether it be Netflix or social media. They are the only place no budget to low budget productions can find an audience.
Embrace the bigotry, when a degenerate calls you a bigot see it as a badge of honor. They have no transcendent moral grounds to stand on anyways, don’t let their relativistic incoherence get to you, they depend on institutions and media telling them what is right and wrong and think morality is subjective, so any of their insults are worthless. Being called a bigot nowadays is someone who doesn’t deny reality and knows what’s going on. The truth is bigoted.
Aristotle was against degeneracy, most of them were. Ancient Roman and Greek cultures have been so washed by modernist propagandists, when they embraced degeneracy and decadence their societies soon fell, as happens to every culture in history.
The wrong people were taken out by corona. These people are bottom feeders and embarrassing to people that actually have something creative and purposeful to share. The fact that people actually defend this garbage is worse.
Right? But... unless you were/ are one of those 'influential' people from the video... there's nothing for you to be embarrassed about. Now second hand embarrassment? For sure you should be feeling that!! 😳😳 I mean, damn... that was brutal & these guys are everywhere!! 😆😆 I can only hope that the aliens also have ass shaking, peck popping ego maniacs on their planets...& that we might be able to share in the 'universal' humiliation inflicted upon each of our species...in the event of contact. 🤦🏼♀️
You're not an influencer, Ozzy. Unlike every other "influencer" out there, I'd go for a pint with you. Wouldn't be seen in the same room as any of the shmucks seen here. Absolutely riddled, the lot of them.
*What've u got to influence me?* - "Oh, just me naked body" *What about influencing through knowledge and humour?* - "Nah , it's just SHIT up there in my mind. Just watch me naked"
I can influence people through knowledge and humor, but I am also smart enough to know that I like seeing a beautiful nude woman like any sane man does in their life.
@@gRubey Certain ones, not all of it. I now know my penpal through postcrossing, that's via a social network. But more than 2 hours (or 4 if you count the whole day) online is not right.
I literally can't think of a more disgusting "profession" that being an "influencer". Being a spoiled bum and asking for handouts is not a career and it's fucking gross that so many people try to pretend it is. You have to be absurdly shallow and narcissistic to believe that companies should give you free shit, free vacations and stuff like that in exchange for "exposure".
If memory serves me right, when the word started being used (in the social media world), said influencers weren't just body showoffs and one-trick poneys, they actually had thoughts and talked. It's not like they were necessarily experts in a subject, but it was their own, often out of the box, opinions that influenced people. Then, as time went by, these show offs started calling themselves influencers and, because there's a gazillion more of the later than the former, that's what people think of now.
@@k-leb4671 It's originally slang for spec ops soldiers but the meme definition of it is anyone who can accomplish their goals with the efficiency, determination, and effectiveness typically seen among special operations forces.
I used to be a dog but I got arrested. Turns out walking around with your front tail on show isn't well liked and will get you in hot soup with the police, a spell of probation and a mental health review. Who'd have thought!
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In terms of products/sponsors... I'm mainly gonna be an influencer for just me merch this year ay. We're producing it outta the office in Perth, Australia. Lots of fun to be had doing it in-house. Here's the link: www.ozzymanshop.com keep being a big pack of legends! xo
ozzyman, you are our favorite Bloke influencer.
Stop calling yourself an influencer.. it’s lame.
And also you used to be funnier. You’ve gone all pc and non funny
So! reading between the lines, you've got the building grants,good for you, where are you building your house?
You look like that kid from The Sixth Sense... all grown up... Haley Joel Osment.
Seems to me like your videos are getting a shit load more views recently. Nice work.
You're not an influencer.
You're a bloody fuckin' legend.
Absolute factual s*** right there
Yeahhhhhhhh,he is
Spitting facts there
Well he ain’t gone yet so a fuckin King👑👑👑
Yesss
Influencer is just the 21st Century word for "attention-seeking narcissist".
Isn’t attention-seeking narcissist the 21st century word for attention-seeking narcissist?
That being said, I agree completely
💯 👏👏👏👏
The power of branding. Before we called them scum and no one cared. Now they're called influencers and suddenly they became "acceptable".
I honestly don’t understand why like 65% of the population look up to tiktok influencers who make like millions and don’t contribute shit
There's never been truer words my friend
Sheilas in bikinis are nice but Ozzyman is the only influencer for me
What about ozzyman in bikini?
@@kidnamedfinger2840 even better
@@kidnamedfinger2840 Please, nooo! 😂
True
@@kidnamedfinger2840 the man's a genius
That girl at the end kicking a tree for some snow... yep. That's a keeper.
Damn u r really though to impress
@@prodigalson2670 *tough
That was pretty cool though
@@prodigalson2670 simp.....They will marry anything. Probably why most marriage fails
Chinese
They do influence. Influencing stupidity.
Ecactly!
They lead those who are easily led. The insecure.
@@PinataOblongata so most people that actively use social media 😅
Not true, everyone is influenced by some people
@@LetsPlayGamesRandom Well, obviously, but here we are using the term to mean a specific kind of influence - the only type valued by the industries who wish to leverage online influencers: market influence, aka "people who can get other people to buy shit".
Before the internet, influencers just stood in front of the mirror for hours.
Haha lol
No, they were the village idiots lol
Hahaha
@@Maul1111 we villagers dont want those tiktokers,u can keep them in to your cities🤷♀🤷♀
Well, they still do now......?
"I feel bad for animals, always getting sucked into our bullshit!" this got me chuckled
I feel bad for humanity.
And children as well 😂😂😂😂😂
You wouldn’t be chuckling if you knew how horrifically bad it is for them and you and us all and the planet
@@bagnoleunderdog9602 I don’t, humans devoid of humanity are the ones responsible for all the bad in the world
@@frankiem4062 yes, they and the nonhuman animals (because humans are animals too, basic biology) are the innocent ones
"Being a Merman with heat stroke"
Ya that one got me lol
Me too!
Yeah, same here. He just a merman minding his own business, dying from heat stroke and doesn’t know he’s being an influencer.
"My wife is like 'you go do your shit alone...some of us have real jobs' which, yeah, its fair enough, its a good roast" - almost died choking and in tears. Good on ya mate
Only thing more pathetic than “influencers” are the people who follow them
A cultural simp is what I’d refer to them as.
Gonna be honest, I didn’t even know this was a thing😅
Afkinmen to that my g
What about watching videos about influencers...as in this video 🤷♂️
@@spudvader this is comedy, an actual career.
The whole "influencer" thing makes me cringe. The idea of these people influencing anything is disturbing.
you influenced 3 people to like your comment, you also influenced me to answer you
@@giampaolomannucci8281 I've become the thing I hate!!
Back in the day great men were influencers and now stupid kids and brainless adults.
@@barbarosa1158 the fact that stupid people have an easy access to influence anyone doesn't take away the same ability from smart people.
I follow and listen to lots of smart people, they do influence just as easy, only a different crowd.
problem is that "back in the day" there was no easy access to communications and information.
when you made a breach, you had to work hard on it and deserve it... for better or for worse.
@@giampaolomannucci8281 you are absolutely right
I must say kicking the tree for the snow fall effect is pretty clever.
Yes it is ;)
What's clever about using force to knock light, frozen water off of a tree branch for effect? I see cars do it all the time and nobody calls it clever.
snow fall naturally from up to down only, maybe just stand while snow is falling ?
or not risk of random shit fall on your head and do a photo edit?
BTS "Boyfriends with Tech Skills", it's gold.
More like boyfriends without testicles
@@lasmithasamaraweera8825 are they what we call "simps" now?
Hilarious bro
😂
Ozzy Man has influenced me to start saying “Yah, Nah, Yah” to the utter confusion of all my friends.
Me too. Fortunately I don't have any friends to confuse, but I guarantee that if I did they'd be yeah-nah-yeah-ing before they knew it, without even knowing why.
Yeah nah yeah me too
"Fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you!" I do this out loud sometimes when in a group, so thanks Ozzy Man. Maybe shouldn't of done it in my now former primary school teaching job.
Wife--- gives me the "Eye" when I do my best Ozzy Man ""Yah, Nah, Yah""..when she asked me to do something I really want to put off as long as humanly possible.
Aussie..well Canadian living in Australia all me fuckin life but yeah I grew up to talk Aussie as I'm a trade now and me family in Canada can't understand me half the time 🤣 yeah nah ima go hit the Billy and sink a cone in the bush while I watch this
“Balconies are huge when it comes to being influential” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Call me old fashioned, but in my world 'helping your girlfriend flaunt her body to strange men on the internet' seems like a bit of a weird pass time
Maybe it is his sister!
@@lawndog6218 Still weird, maybe even more so since you're pimping out your sister
"Being a merman with heat stroke, whatever is unique to you"
Probably just me, but this was slightly depressing.
Why?
@@sovietspartan0080 because today's society is stupid af
@@miguelgt2002 well I like to take a long look at the people who have some of the most infectious power, influence. And laugh
@@sovietspartan0080 I mean, I don't blame you, that's what everybody does and what social media was created for, for being addictive, you're just the product, like me.
Nope..
Count me as well
Me: life is shit
Ozzy man uploads: I love my life
*I love me life
True
I don't love mine
Video ends... back to hating everything
It is shit, because you try to compare it to others people’s life. Focus 100% on yours and forget about others people’s life.
It’s fun when you’re on vacation and a group of influencers are videoing themselves on vacation everywhere you turn and then you don’t want to be on vacation any more because you hate the influencers on vacation more than your coworkers.
I was in Vietnam in 2019, enjoying this beautiful scenery, when I heard some girls with a selfie stick saying 'it's not really insta-worthy'. I hoped they would fall down into the ravine.
You see that shit everywhere here in Miami. Freaking annoying
I somehow agree with this comment
That's when you ruin their daft video shoot by being obnoxious
@@FWDSUXARSE or jump into their shot and shout you suck (insert RUclips, tiktok or Instagram here)
Ozzy man “Those shoes are shit.”
Me not wearing shoes: *chops feet off*
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear josh
@@AxxLAfriku Have a great day!
Ozzy Man: chug that beer 🍺 🍻
Me: glug glug glug ... ahhhh
Chops off feet
...well hello there stumpy
"He is summoning a kraken" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I swore it read “Karen.” Hell, I would rather take the Kraken. Haha
😂😂😂
GTS😂
That one had me tearing up!!😭😭
While I laughed and enjoyed watching this I also came to a sad conclusion that we are surrounded by an infinite amount of egoists which is quite sickening.
have you reached any other conclusion yet?.... like, these egotists only exist because of demand from an even more infinite amount of gullible people who sadly consume their dribble.... certainly is saddening
Easy money
You've only just realised? Oh dear, I hope you get through this trying time with the least amount of grief possible.
i just call em internet wankers..
I was laughing my arse off when my kid sister explained this concept of "Influencers" like 5 years ago...
All these dopamine monkeys are the result of 10 years of social network conditioning!!
Dopamine monkeys. Brilliant!
This doesn't surprise me much what surprised me the most is the people who follow them and think they're cool.
Yup
I wouldn't stop wearing my shoes...they're MY shoes DAMMIT! But yeah, I'd down my beer....and cheers you in the process my man from an entire world away.
But you'd at least look down on them...
@@A_A_J. Nice.
@@A_A_J. I see you are a man of culture as well 😌
@@A_A_J. But what if he wears shoes on his head?
"Those goddamn black shoes". Forensic files.
The girl hitting the tree actually is ingenious
What kind of a bloke is so mean that he doesn’t show the outcome of mega yacht influencer at 1:00? Hope you’re saving it for Destination F@*#ed Vol 15!
u cant touch me and never will
World chase tag
He better be
I follow both of your crazy channels,you might say i am a man of culture.
I do concur, good sir
I'm just living my life thinking everyone else is a f'in narcissist.
don't, they're an insignificantly small yet noisy part of society
You correct sir.
Basically everyone's selfish to a degree but these people are something else
They're everywhere...you aren't wrong.
not being aware of your own narcissism is a significant sign of it
"I'm an influencer"
"Don't listen to me"
Getting mixed signals here, you beautiful bastard.
God, I'm wasting my day watching these, but I can't stop.
Ozzy for next president, he is an influencer...
His got my vote🙋
Definitely!
Of which country? 😄
@@heliosdelsol Destination F
@@heliosdelsol fuckin all of them
"Here's me face" just makes my day
Bikini influencer: How to gain followers without adding any value to society.
I mean, I can't stand people who are in love with themselves like those broads are, but why should one have to add "value" to a society they had no choice over being a part of? Especially when society usually doesn't give a shit about you.
They love potty parties 😂
They do increase the number of boners though. Other that that, bloody useless
You mean models and modeling in general? You just insulted best among us
I can't stop myself from clicking on Elizabeth Hurley bikini pics.
"The bloke is like a camera man for the BBC." Truer words spoken than probably was realized.
Wife: Some of us have real jobs
Ozzy Man: Yeah yeah fair enough thats a good roast
Man its amazing how gracefully he takes a roast from his wife hahaha
"HOLY SHIT HE IS SUMMONING A KRAKEN"... I literally choked right there...
🤣🤣
😆😆
😂😂😂😂
Influencing: when you’re not brave enough to porn, and not pretty enough to glamour.
couldn't be more true...lol
but a good amount of those ends up with the related industry.
But just f ugly enough to be a beautician.
Hahahahahaha, that is so funny
Amen to that!
@David Lloyd, how is your life with Rosie Palms?
Seeing Ozzy Man's face is...surprising. he looks like an adult Chris Griffin
only handsomer
How come we never see your bottom if you're an influencer? Surely it's a given by now
You make a solid point. Bum or bust
Here’s me bum!
I have a 4 year old neighbor who just learned her first joke.
yeah, she does have a stripper name.
Riley: Guess what?
Me: What?
Riley: CHICKENBUTT!
[ repeat infintum ]
Me an intellectual : *"They are evolving, just backwards...."*
when humans take 1 step forward, "influencers" take 2 steps back
So..devolving
Evolution is defined as adapting to best fit into the world around you..going by that defininition, in todays world.. these fools are actully the ones who are more evolved than us.
This is an extraordinarily sad time when you have these useless people making millions.
I love going to art galleries on free days, when influencers are most likely to appear en masse and then spend as much time as I can standing really close to the more famous works of art so they can't take their selfies without some rando blocking the Picasso.
Not gonna lie, the girl kicking the tree had some ingenuity
Genius level.
@@Senjinone relatively
Leave it to us Asians 😂
Ozzy Man isn’t a mere influencer, he’s an influencer of influencers!
Influencerception.
He truly influences "how not to be a fkn idiot" lol
No, he's the " Influenced " by alcohol.
@@demioxdtouring huh
He's not merely influential, he's a trend setter
"being a mermaid with sunstroke..."
Lmao
That lady in the last clip is really smart compared to the average people.
Ozzyman : Behind every Sheila influencer is a boyfriend.
Me: No Ozzyman. No. They are still in the friendzone.
😂
You'd be surprised how many of the pinup-influencers that are traveling high-class prossys, with some older Arabic man paying for them to visit Dubai etc.
Not me man. Problem was my tech skills weren't up to snuff and got booted :(
this should make everyone profoundly sad about the direction of humanity lol
they don't represent humanity as a whole, just a small yet noisy part of it all
And we wonder why the aliens are only interested in probing our arseholes..
Influencers - the people that influence me to do the exact opposite.
never knew i can roll my eyes so much, damn i hate those people
What a positive and hilarious way of laughing at influencers without looking hateful at all.
don't call them influencers, call them human billboards.
Shitty human billboards
Call them softcore porn advertisers
Call them waste of space, oxygen and resources.
Plz don't learn how to dance. No one wants to see that 🤣
That’s.. precise
The side effects of social media - dopamine addiction from getting likes and upvotes, makes you do stuff like in this video. It's pathetic.
Yeah well we've all done something pathetic unfortunately
sad story of a human.
Like searching for a way to shoehorn in a smarty pants word like "dopamine" to sound smarty on a social platform, like U2b comments
Which is, ironically, just doing the exact same thing
@@ChineduOpara wow. Wasted resources I guess 😂
@@ChineduOpara cant have such a negative attitude unless you have tried
"You go do your shit alone..."
Perfect take. She's the legend. Thank you, Mrs. Ozzy Man. We need the laughs.
His voice is like a pirate 😂..... I can hear him all day
“Influencing is like independent filmmaking.”
Excuse me, I just threw up a little.
He is right tho. This is a way to make dollar
@@puteraamirul7936 Yes but cinema is meant to be visual storytelling and not just using any media to make money. At best these influencers are good at shot composition, props and lighting but an only fans account is hardly indie cinema.
@@puteraamirul7936 give the same equipments to an 11 yr old they'll make the same content if not better. Comparing indie film with influencing is an insult to spike lee.
Batman the animated series. Nice. 👍🏽
@@erenssister.5535 I suppose I also mean in a market sense, not necessarily artistic. The only thing playing at cinemas is $100 million+ films. To fill the void of no low budget distributed visual arts anymore we have streaming - whether it be Netflix or social media. They are the only place no budget to low budget productions can find an audience.
this is a great documentary on how degenerate our society have become.
We've always been degenerate. It's just more visible now because people share it with everyone.
@@siukong nah jew.
@@demonsluger it's fittingly ironic that the person whining about degeneracy reveals themselves to be a bigot.
Embrace the bigotry, when a degenerate calls you a bigot see it as a badge of honor. They have no transcendent moral grounds to stand on anyways, don’t let their relativistic incoherence get to you, they depend on institutions and media telling them what is right and wrong and think morality is subjective, so any of their insults are worthless. Being called a bigot nowadays is someone who doesn’t deny reality and knows what’s going on. The truth is bigoted.
Aristotle was against degeneracy, most of them were. Ancient Roman and Greek cultures have been so washed by modernist propagandists, when they embraced degeneracy and decadence their societies soon fell, as happens to every culture in history.
“Camera man for BBC.” God level commentary.
"hey, im an influencer on social media"
"yeah, and i'm a knight in dark souls"
Fucking love dark souls
I'm a CEO in gta..
Filthy casuals picking the knight starting class
@@tomasdelcampo2 only real Gs choose depraved.
Yeah nah
Shows where we are as a race..this makes me feel sad and very fucking embarrassed
Yes!!👏🏻😂👏🏻😂👏🏻😂
@@frogreview8535 This is ace comment of the day !
The wrong people were taken out by corona. These people are bottom feeders and embarrassing to people that actually have something creative and purposeful to share. The fact that people actually defend this garbage is worse.
*species
Right? But... unless you were/ are one of those 'influential' people from the video... there's nothing for you to be embarrassed about. Now second hand embarrassment? For sure you should be feeling that!! 😳😳
I mean, damn... that was brutal & these guys are everywhere!! 😆😆 I can only hope that the aliens also have ass shaking, peck popping ego maniacs on their planets...& that we might be able to share in the 'universal' humiliation inflicted upon each of our species...in the event of contact. 🤦🏼♀️
Nobody, I mean nobody can pronounce the word "fucked" as good as Ozzy man. Ozzy man, I salute you.
His t-shirt should read destination facked
Have you met Samuel L. Jackson?
“Being a merman with heatstroke” 😂
Butts have gotten consistantly better over time. That's difficult to do, I applaud the accomplishments butts have continued to achieve.
This is such a great segment. Seeing them trying to get their pictures encapsulates just how douchey they are.
You're not an influencer, Ozzy.
Unlike every other "influencer" out there, I'd go for a pint with you. Wouldn't be seen in the same room as any of the shmucks seen here. Absolutely riddled, the lot of them.
You are so right about that
facts m8.
@@zorzeus If you kicked one of those girls up the arse, a bucket load of used pricks would just fall out of their fannies.
@@youngdolo8, that's so wicked!😁🤣🤣🤣
@@youngdolo8😂🤣🤣😂 real truth there
"This is me face". I always wait for that one. Excellent.
It actually says :” Behind every successful man is a surprised wife”
Heck the shock wife haha oh my goodness
Thank you for the critical analysis and raising awareness for that species of human beings, very informative. Loved it
Your channel is like a therapy dude…. Brings a sense of humor like no one else and you have an uncanny way of making fun of people..
Never joined one of my online classes this fast
*UNDERRATED COMMENT*
That first one jumped so elegantly I didn't think she was headed for disaster
*What've u got to influence me?* - "Oh, just me naked body"
*What about influencing through knowledge and humour?* - "Nah , it's just SHIT up there in my mind. Just watch me naked"
I read this in Aussie Mans voice.
I can influence people through knowledge and humor, but I am also smart enough to know that I like seeing a beautiful nude woman like any sane man does in their life.
"The best part of being a dog is you get to walk around naked all day!" PRICELESS!
😂🐶
Am I the only one that gets second hand embarrassment from seeing these people.
Am I the only one who thinks social networks ruined real life?
@@gRubey
Certain ones, not all of it.
I now know my penpal through postcrossing, that's via a social network.
But more than 2 hours (or 4 if you count the whole day) online is not right.
No
Gotta admit kicking the tree for snow effects was genius.
When our ancestors are looking back through history to determine what caused the apocalypse this video will be evidence of the primary cause.
Our ancestors came before us, not after.
@@54356776 , 🤣😂🤣
That Sheila froze to death, doing one of those solo shoots.
how they ever got the name 'influencer' is beyond me. no one should be influenced by any of it.
Thats the influence , that you shouldn be influenced ! :P
They're influencing me to spend my vacation days on running them to ground and executing them.
I literally can't think of a more disgusting "profession" that being an "influencer". Being a spoiled bum and asking for handouts is not a career and it's fucking gross that so many people try to pretend it is. You have to be absurdly shallow and narcissistic to believe that companies should give you free shit, free vacations and stuff like that in exchange for "exposure".
If memory serves me right, when the word started being used (in the social media world), said influencers weren't just body showoffs and one-trick poneys, they actually had thoughts and talked.
It's not like they were necessarily experts in a subject, but it was their own, often out of the box, opinions that influenced people.
Then, as time went by, these show offs started calling themselves influencers and, because there's a gazillion more of the later than the former, that's what people think of now.
I mean they are influencers they are influencing but the influence is bad it's a bad influence.
Kicking the tree for snow effect is just pure Genius. The lengths girls go for a perfect photo.
Well, I'm proud to say that I have NEVER been influenced by an "influencer"! 😆
I DO love Ozzy Man though!!
Thanks for that.....you legend! 💟
4:46 "He is summoning some form of a Sea Beast......" killed me twice hahahhahaha
Woman: *kicks tree*
Me: There are professionals and then there's straight up operators....
What do you mean by operators?
@@k-leb4671 They just get out of the box stuff done as if it's always been done that way.
@@k-leb4671 It's originally slang for spec ops soldiers but the meme definition of it is anyone who can accomplish their goals with the efficiency, determination, and effectiveness typically seen among special operations forces.
"i need to learn how to dance"
yeah, and also how to sell your bathwater.
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Life Goals: Not to end up on Destination F#%Ked.
Too late for most of us. We came back though.
That's my new New year's resolution
3:20 "My wife is like "you go do your shit alone, some of us have real jobs" which is a good roast" 😂
Human society surpassed the concept of narcissism long ago.. we are now something new.. something horrible.
I agree. All for likes. Humanity now lives for likes.
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A fat brown mop with a hat 🧢
Oh man, you’re so good at what you do. Your delivery vocally and visually is outstanding.
This might already exist but I want to see Ozzy Man Reviews Ozzy Man Reviews
With Mozza!
the kicking the tree for a lil snow. fuckn legend
"The best part of being a dog is that you get to walk around naked all day"
I used to be a dog but I got arrested. Turns out walking around with your front tail on show isn't well liked and will get you in hot soup with the police, a spell of probation and a mental health review. Who'd have thought!
Every single time he says, "Here's me face," it makes me a little bit happier. I will never get tired of it.
"here comes a big connection".... incredible
“Here’s me face”
So simple, yet so elegant
🤣 I laughed at that bit! ...Good lighting or great skin? I dunno he looks great
@@TheWendable right?
"Clicks on video"
ETS
*Extreme Tech Skillz*
Ozzy man is the only influencer we need
🤣 🤣 The guy on beach doing....Zoomy Tai Chi? Dancy Kung Fu? Spastic Karate? 🤣 🤣
"merman with heatstroke" LMAO!