Ozzy Man Reviews: Influencers [PART 3]
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Influence Responsibly.
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Ozzy Man
I’ll be hand packing every bloody mystery lootbox sold! Expect lots of silly influencer shit in them: ozzymanshop.com/products/mysterybox
Copped it 👍can’t wait
What is it in CND?
@@lesmawson7298whats cnd?
@lesmawson7298 you mean the crypto cnd?
Or you mean CAD?
In that case its 90CAD plus 25(regular) or 55 (express) for shipping.
Managed to grab a coveted box... Read into that what you will!
One can only imagine the pain an influencer feels when they are being a good person but find out afterwards the camera wasn't rolling for any of it
They needa start filming themselves pooping if they really wanna keep it real.
Sorry mate but pooping no no no 😂😂😂😂😂 we need them to keep filming when they get eaten its like they have never watched Nat geo
It hasn’t happened yet and their main reason why they won’t do anything till the camera is on
Some of them love “ Poverty porn” 😅
Basically Hollywood in a nutshell.
You owe us another humans being nice compilation for putting us through this display of literal human waste
I like to mix it up so ya never know what’s coming next 😂
Agreed
@@ozzymanreviews my faith in humanity needs restoration after this one 😆
being honest, yeah, this kind of human waste makes you waste a bit of faith in mankind...
You aren’t owed anything.
These people don't have enough random people shouting, "What the f**k are you doing?!?" at them. We don't publicly shame people enough these days. It's a healthy reset every now and then. 😂
Haha yes let's start talking crap! I'm game!
Well those girls at that Astros game who were annoyed that they were in the background of an influencer's video and started to photo bomb the video, got harassed and doxed by so many online. So it doesn't seem worth it.
They should have an inner voice, but that's the problem nowadays, no shame. It's encouraged, and this is the result. I know it's old head talk but it is what it is.
What does doxed mean?@@cgonz777
If we could only recruit all the Karens to shame them, that might be a start!
Back in the mid 1980's I had a mate that saw the news about the Ethiopian famine and thought (like the rest of us) 'Fuck, that's awful'... however, unlike the rest of us, he continued this train of thought and thought 'Fuck, I should do something...' and he grabbed a backpack and hitchhiked to Ethiopia from the UK to help at a refugee camp. I was mentioning this to someone I worked with recently who's a social media junkie and wannabe influencer. "Oh it sounds like he's got a problem." she chimed up. 'Yeah.' I replied 'Imagine doing something meaningful and that makes a positive difference that isn't to generate 'likes' on social media to compensate for your vacuous personality.' She still hasn't spoken to me for a few months.
And your life is all the better for it I would think.
I can’t imagine you’ve missed her much! 😂
you threw too many big words at her
You're lucky she hasn't ;-)
I love when the trash takes itself out!
People taking pictures with things that are able to kill them because they think it's cute has been on my mind as of late. The animal usually is the one that is killed for the persons stupidity. Thanks for doin this one.
So sick of how pathetic people are following any influencers and falling for their utter crap. People's personalities are being formed off them. I just...I can't.
And yet, here you are😂
I'm amazed by the number of boyfriends who are so willing to post an emphasised photo of their partners backside on the internet.
Bet a week later they're worried about that Girls Trip to Miami 😂
@@Ner-vod Yes, here he is watching someone taking the p1ss out of those influencers.
@@Ner-vod Ozzyman reflects on the influencers' behaviour. Something the influencers themselves would never do.
I hope Ozzy influences people, but that doesn't make him an influencer. If it would, I wouldn't be here.
You are not the only one. I'm not trying to paint all women with the same brush, I know it's a massive generalisation and there are still plenty of normal people out there, plus it's not only the female of the species… But I completely gave up on paying any attention to women about 4 years ago, everyone I met they seemed to be so lovely... and then the phone came out, and never seemed to leave their hand, everything was for Instagram.
As an aussie nurse working in an emergency department, I can say with confidence that the *vast* majority of animal attacks/bites/stings/kicks from specifically wild animals, we see are, probably, 96.9998% of the time against the same types of people, the "I just wanted to take a selfie with it" crowd, the "Was I fucking with it? Oh no way, all I did was salute the wild dingo from a distance and thank him for his service....that's all, and he just bit me for no reason" group, and the "What the fuck....so people were telling the truth when they told me poking a red bellied black snake might make it mad? Wow.....Mind. Blown!" crowd.
Oh, and never forget the good ol home grown aussie idiots!
It's the same thing in Florida, I'm thinking maybe my state broke off Australia back in Pangea times.
@@bluefish4999Florida is Americas Aussie lmao Florida man is crocodile Dundee remix
@@bluefish4999 i agree, ive just alikened Florida to Australia due to ecosystems, wildlife, and cultural behaviors more so than plate tectonics.
If you are able to save these stupid people from snake bites I would suggest that the famous Aussie snakes are simply not potent enough any more.
You my friend absolutely nailed it. I wish they were all taking photos with Inland Taipans and Black Mambas
The rise of "the influencer" has convinced me that the Idiocracy movie was prophetic.
It's got electrolytes
Balls!..
Frack off, I'm bait'n
I say that all the time. That was a prophecy. As was the song The Sound of Silence
Yeah, like 1984 it was meant to be a warning, not a guide book
I'd like to see more influencers pretending to be good people busted for being fake. They are my pet peeve.
Nothing makes me shake my head and mumble "I hate people" under my breath more than watching behind-the-scenes footage of influencers.
Narcissism is really this generation's pandemic. And Salt Bae's.
oh definitely... its everywhere
And the whole world wondered after the beast....frfr
you got it all wrong, mate. we need to encourage these influencers to take as many selfies with dangerous animals as possible! Darwin for the win!
Next trend will be, hopefully, jumping off cliffs with no parachute. Happy times!
@@donniecatalano tell em best selfie wins!
@@estibon3872 I surely will, gladly
Yes! How about selfies with hyenas or hippos?
The only issue is when animals kill, even doing exactly what they are well-known to do, they are often hunted down and destroyed.
"Cave paintings to tell lies about ourselves"😂 we have come a long way.
I wish essential workers and people who ACTUALLY contribute to society would get this kind of notoriety.
Unfortunately they are the ones watching the influencer shit and buying the shit that they market.
Well they should get out there and video themselves talking about their achievements while twerking or something and we'll pay attention.
couple of things:
a) that would be boring as fuck
b) notoriety has a negative meaning
We did. We were heroes during some of Covid.
That was more than enough.
We chose this line of work. Not to get notoriety, because we love to help people.
Sadly, doing normal but important work is rarely eye-catching or exciting and thus is unlikely to get recognized.
I think we should be encouraging influencers to take as many selfies with apex predators as possible. I think the benefits outweigh the risks it poses to non-influencers
Lol.
Nope. That would ultimately lead to the demise of said apex predators. And maiming a rando in swimsuit is not worth killing a great white shark.
@@mecha-sheep7674 . Valid. I forgot that the only way to deal with a shark biting someone is to go and kill a shark, which may or may not have done the biting. I withdraw my proposal.
The clip of the girl swimming with the alligator is actually an alligator trainer who’s worked with that particular alligator for many years. She’s an animal educator who happens to create content for social media too, not some random idiot thinking she can just swim with a wild alligator.
That particular clip didn’t belong in this compilation.
@@gretahunt4401 regardless...it's a murder machine that has instincts ingrained in it's dna to do just that...murder everything. contrary to bobby bouchet's mom's explanation it is not angry because it does not have a tooth brush.
You were dead serious today, yet i loved it 100%. You're the first influencer i've seen self-criticizing. This proofs to me you have more humanity in you than most other influencers 👍🏽 Now i can laugh with your videos and know there's a man with brains and feelings behind the videos
"No amount of followers is worth outright harming yourself for!"
Ozzie Man , good bastard influencer and legend!
What about Jesus?
Tell that to the Jackass crew
@@scottjohnstone5551 you mean the crew that famously had members who were committed to psychiatric wards, multiple stints in rehab, were suicidal, got life changing injuries and in one case died?
@Catsandcamera that's them. The majority of them are doing well. Dun died in a car crash, which messes up Bam the rest of them are clean and healthy with millions in their bank accounts.
Don't harm yourself, harm others instead! Become Greta, a Just Stop Oil or BLM or antifa terrierist (I have to use these code-words because of this platform's censorship...): harming others certainly does pay nowadays...literally pays a lot of money, and the globalist neo-marxist overlords even keep you out of jail when you commit crimes, burn down property and destroy lives.
Welcome everyone. Lots of conversation starters in this 11 minutes. My research folder was massive. That’s not a dodgy innuendo. It’s been a long wait since Feb 2022 to make part 3 of this unacclaimed mini series.
Hey you look like the gay man in Last of Us show!
@@demon9166solid episode that one, wish I had the time to recap n review that show.
“Influencer” and “good person” is what my grade school English teacher called “a blatant fucking oxymoron”
Please do a crypto influencer part
YT warns you?? But YT is fine with lots of vids with people killing people, like "Donut Operator". Disgusting.
Man, gotta say I hate that part of our social media era... It's fake and sends the wrong message to others. Thanks for the video Ozzy Man!
10:18
He is their bts
I remember seeing that first video online and the way people flocked to defend what she was doing was ridiculous
Because Gen Z
@@gumzsterbecause it's easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they've been fooled.
@@gumzster the main argument was 'she's inspiring people to do it, who cares if she doesn't?' or whatever
@@phoenixdzk It would probably have been easier to actually pick some trash up and take pictures of it than put all that effort into pretending to do it. 😂
@@ellenkarlsson9490 Exactly! I've done a couple of beach cleanups, and I've got friends who spend their weekends doing beach cleanups, it's not exactly difficult, and the communities come together to do it! This is gonna spiral into something like that Nightcrawler movie, like influencers pretending to help homeless people or comfort victims of accidents
Many yrs ago 2 police officers cleared my way to get my 8 week old daughter to a hospital, she had a serious life threatening condition, the surgeon that also saved her life are the true heroes in this world. Yet people look up to women showing off their arse! What has happened to humanity? Ozzy keep showing the ridiculously ignorant ' influencer ' mentality of today's world. Good on ya fella.
Honestly, it's fine for influencers to get really close to dangerous wildlife. I hope they do it more often.
The most disturbing aspect of this video is imagining who these people are influencing. Seriously. What kind of person is influenced by this?
Ozzyman is one hell of a class act... He is a treasure and we need many more like him.
I'm yet to understand what so called 'influencers' are influencing because every single 'influencer' video influences me to never watch one again 😂
Impressionable minds, unfortunately
Just all the teenagers. Tale as old as time.
“We put it in a plastic bag…” that was their exact words 😂😂
Pretending to be a good person for photos only is despicable.. I'd love to know if she has seen these videos about herself? 😂
I would love to have been there the moment she saw the video for the first time
Are you talking about (highly paid) Greta, highly paid top executives of Greenpeace & other NGOs or the politicians?
@@pistonburner6448so how many years did you work for free? Nothing wrong with working and getting payed for it just like any other job.
Like almost every actor in Hollywood!
Nobody is talking about politics here. Try again.@@pistonburner6448
That Dingo gave us, non influencers, some salvation. I'm with you Dingo.
1:30 "F*** me dead" was my favorite until now, but "off you shall f***" has beaten it.
Man, Salt Bae went from hero to villain really quickly. And it was completely deserved
Edit: ok just to clear things up, when I say Salt Bae was a hero, I meant he was well liked. Didn't mean he did anything heroic. Sorry for the confusion
I don't even know who he is. Some greasy dude in a cheap suit tries to grab me as I'm walking by like that, I might hit him.
Became a villain way before that... Just ask anyone who has eaten at his overpriced restaurants
The guy was never a hero. He has zero heroic feats, he just sprinkled salt on meat... that's heroic to you?! lol all villainy pluc, have seen the prices in his menu? Evil, through and through,
Why salt bae was ever your hero to begin with?
Can someone explain who he is or has done please?
I hate the word "influencer" because, while true, it only highlights one's self obsessed narcissism. This is their legacy - attention, a helluva drug
It is kind of hard to be narcissistic about someone else.
The description of influencers is about the same as an addict. They lose their life, their families, their job, etc all for their social media channel. It seems no one too Zuckerberg seriously when he said they made it all to be addictive.
I haven't heard of 99. 99% of those people.
I have never wanted to break someones face more than salt baes
Nah mate, give him a Vagus Nerve Strike and when he's on the ground taking an adult nap(KO'd), do the salt sprinkle on the bastard
🤣
Understandable. That’s a healthy reaction 😂
Couldn't have put it better myself.
You'd have to throw your punch at a downward angle, dude's like 4 foot 1.
💯 true
Thank you for being real sir. These things are crazy and don't make real sense. But as a content creator making fun of stupid, often suicidal situations I REALLY appreciate you taking the time in a video to talk about how ridiculous these situations are. Keep doing you, and I will be supporting you when i have the financial options to do so sir.
“Let’s just stare at the monsters in the water.” Brilliant!
The problem for me isn't so much the influencers but the thousands followers they have. If there is anoffer for such content it is because there is a demand for that shit .
Great clip showing how brilliant Ozzy man is and how shallow and utter plonkers most influencers are.
I cant decide if im old, boring, normal or a combination of the three. Ive never even taken a selfie, let alone be so self absorbed, narcissist and attention seeking that i would get my backside out in public and take photos.
You can bet that so many of those women that are clearly sexualising themselves will moan about men being creepy or harassing them if someone so much as glances their way.
6:51 the lady behind her laughed so loud I could actually hear her....and I bet she laughed even louder when the "influencer" had to pay for the shoes because of the broken platform that is also clearly visible in her video 🤣🤣🤣
The show shop falling over episode had the best background reaction. That man laughed his ass off and she knows.
I was perfectly content NOT knowing saltbae was an actual person. Thanks for bringing that crap to my attention Ozzyman!
Me too, who the f**k is he? Now I'm gonna have to find out, and that means he's influenced me by proxy. Bum.
@@kernicterus1233 eeeerrrrrr!
@@kernicterus1233 He turned a meme into a successful career
@@piknos3381One hit wonder I guess. :P
@@kernicterus1233 he sprinkled salt down his arm onto a steak, went viral, marketed his account for more views for a while, and then opened a chain of franchised restaurants moulded by his meme and charges about $1300 for about $30 of a steak and a pinch of salt.
I got nothing against him myself, i dont have time for that useless drama. But outside of his memes ive tended to only seen him painted in a bad light so theres that.
Why are they even known as "influencers" ??? They don't influence me to do jack s***, thank christ.
The ironic thing is that my ad before this video played was one of those stupid influencer ads. The only thing I was influenced to do was hit the skip button as fast as possible.
Utterly vile people. Always a joy to watch their videos go sideways though, so long as no one is hurt too bad.
*No one else
“Bloody Dodgy Super Yacht…” 😂😂😂 Loved it!!!
9:48 The man taking a picture of a doll in front of a big pickle monument killed me 😂
Shout out to ozzy-man for bravely opening our eyes to the dark underworld of influencers .🎉
The censorship failing is making the video more hilarious than it already is. 😂😂 Great video as always!
The social media world has taken a massive dip in creativity and overall good content that’s being produced. It seems more people rely on physical attributes rather than their own skills and creativity. Sad world. Thanks for not being like them Oz
It's what you've voted for.
Wtf does that even mean?@@pistonburner6448
Not sure i've ever seen anything else tbh
@@pistonburner6448 what?
who all didn’t see the alligator at all 😂
Watching Ozzy Man is like the Barbie movie, you go in thinking it's going to be stupid fun and then comes the insightful social commentary.
These Ozzyman videos are all I need to keep me updated on the influencing world going-ons. Humans have been in one years long sociological experiment with social media and the results keep coming in. Ozzyman's videos like these are great abstracts.
I could barely stomach this even with Ozzyman's classic commentary. So glad I never venture into this murky, trash-laden part of the internet otherwise.
Yeppers!
Keep it real, Ozzy: the only thing you've ever influenced me to do is laugh! And I thank you for it!
Ozzy man influenced me . After a weather report review on this channel I became lesbian!
@@tpilot_error404 now thats a lotta influence right thar.
Yesterday I was thinking… Wow Ozzy man hasn’t come up on my RUclips in a while. This morning I looked you up and so weirdly my notifications were set to personalize for some reason? anyway… My day has been absolutely made, because there are so many Ozzy man videos I get to watch and catch up on!
Speaking of influencers… You are literally the best. Wouldn’t call you an influencer. I will call you a human 😆, but you are the best! Just. Just the best. Stand up man 👏👏👏😊 thank you so much for all the smiles, and all the light you brought into my life! OK going to go binge on your videos for the next few hours ❤
"Off you shall F@ck!" is what makes Ozzy the man.
I want a t-shirt with that one..
3:26 Let’s stop staring at all the monsters in the water here yeap yeap. Rewind. Yeap yeap. Rewind. Yeap yeap. 😂
Yeah, did you see those...….teeth?
The image is more important than the substance. Thank you for saying something about it, Ozzy Man. You’re a legend mate. People are just worse and worse in reality and they really need to just leave social media. Or the internet. Fuq off. Wow. I thought I was dorky, awkward and embarrassing when I was a teenager. These are grown adults. 😐
I kinda like the idea of public shaming these people, especially the more cringy ones.
The rest of us should start carrying air horns.
Or fart guns. See an influencer, let one rip!
5:11.. thanks for that freeze lol
Very well put Ozzy , so many concerned about what other's think. It's more important to be able to look in the mirror and be ok with what you see than what you have.
Ozzy's the only influencer I'm interested in watching.. although admittedly he's been a bad influence on me.
I've always been extremely ladylike. Now I occasionally utter words that I never would've before.😊
Love him anyway.💙
Fhack
😂😂
Fair dinkum, sheila!
(We all talk like Ozzy man for a day after a binge watch)
Like posterior? You cheeky bird!
My Ozzyman vocabulary is ever expanding. Just like my midriff.
"All the monsters in the water..yup" lmao good one
Influencers. Now there is a group I never thought we would have needed. And I still don't. What are they good for again?
sensational deaths
@@emmapeel8163lol, perfect reply.
Just like war...Absolutely nothing!
Laughing at?
Influencing idiocracy apparently.
Just classic Mate. I've been a Motion Picture Grip for over 25yrs and when you said "C Stand" I fell apart😂
"Let's stop staring at all the monsters in the water" had me dying.
The word "influencers" seriously grinds my gears.
The internet made me realize….I don’t like people.
Salt Bae is the most hated "influencer" EVER
So far. ;)
The lecture at the end was super wholesome and appreciated brother
Thx for exposing this crap. Peeps are soooooo shallow and dumb it hurts.
Thanks for this, Ozzy Man. Some of these pinheads have millions of followers for showing their a$$ yet mind-blowing child prodigy musicians or people doing amazing art have a few hundred. It never ceases to amaze me.
Get your priorities straight, society.
I couldn’t imagine being around such vain people .
I didn't even notice anything until Ozzyman said " let us stop staring at all the monsters in the water"😂😂😂
3:19- “Here we have one of the most dangerous and deadly creatures on the hunt…… oh….. oh no! It’s right below you Alligator! Ruuuuuuuunnnnmnnn!!!!”
3:00 - cameraman never dies.
The awkward smiles on Lisandro Martinez and Di Maria dealing with Salt Bae 🤣😂
I have been influenced to watch this video by this influencer 😂😂😂
These are the people who could unite the political divide. Liberal, Conservative, i think we can all unite in our hatred if these people.
Yes!!!
The "Marv Albert" of the dingo world @2:55 .😆
This was a perfect opportunity for ozzyman to say " Here's me ass".
We need another video on Pandas being goofballs and the "monsters" in water.
Release the crackins 😂😂
Know Lucasfilm would send a pack of sith lawyers but a shirt with Yoda saying, “Off, you shall f^ck” would be epic.
Buy it i would.
I can’t wait until AI takes influencer jobs.
Best thing here is your t-shirt. 👊🏻
Also “clicky clicks” 😂😂😂
Thank you for bringing this dangerous pandemic to light. With this knowledge, now I know who to hit with my car!
Just make sure you've got a cameraman at the ready 😉 lol
6:24 I may have cheered a little too much at this. Does that make me a bad person? 😂
Yeah...Nah.
You're just someone that likes to keep it real
I did, too! 🙂
Hahaha Putting a Vegemite sticker over her clacker had me gasping. So funny. And the old RUclips fucken “can’t play that” algorithm won’t have a clue.
Great work as always! And thank you for crediting your video/image/audio sources in the description with links! More people need to do that.
Thanks for the awesome safety message Ozz-o. I agree 100%. Especially when it comes to harming others. That's just evil. Cheers from Texas my friend. 😊
I personally am for influencers messing around with wildlife. We should encourage that a whole lot more.......... please influencers keep doing it ..... I'm sure lions and tigers on are not even that dangerous
Influencer tip: Polar Bears love Coca cola. Bring some to their cubs. They love belly rubs.
@@rodchallis8031 🤣
I wish more influencers got involved with “Shark Week”!! Great White sharks absolutely LOVE to swim with people. I heard they will guide you around and show you their favorite dive spots!!
Yellowstone bison attacks are the new ASMR
The only downside to this is the influencers usually only get maimed, and then the animal that was instigated into acting like a wild animal is the one euthanized.
I get where youre coming from, but theres unfortunately not any ways this plays out in favor for the animals in the long run.
I'd love to visit the aussies you guys are genuinely the type of energy i need to be surrounded by for once. Respect.
Please do, Mate. we would love to have ya down under cobba
Novak Djokovic and anyone else who is not a fan of totalitarian governments would disagree.
@@pistonburner6448 Blah blah blah
@@pistonburner6448 Your comment is so ambiguous. What? explain it to me......
@@kristalcornwell Dude, if you've been living under a rock then that's on you. Maybe find out about major news yourself, follow honest sources instead of ones run by the totalitarian government.
Watching this video has showed me that I am in no way, shape, or fashion *"bummed out."*
7:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Dude was looking through a wormhole.
The lady losing it in the background at 6:51 was pure gold! I’m with her when I see this crap in real life. Not gonna help the girl up. Just laugh!
The more we gain in technology the dumber we get as a species.
I've heard Salt Bae's food is mediocre and not worth the money. also people apparently love salt that was filtered through his arm hair
I've suddenly developed a keen interest in monsters in the water. I may have to take a closer look at the subject.
At 5:42, I like how Ozzy Man censors the big bum but not the small bum 😆😆
"Monsters in the water", hahah. Those are indeed humongous!
I bet there could even be a boat in that mystery box... you know how much we've always wanted one of those!
Family guy?