MST3K Johnny At The Fair

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @Coolestmovies
    @Coolestmovies 16 лет назад +31

    Little known fact: "Johnny" is played by Charles Pachter, who grew up to be a renowned Canadian painter, sculptor, designer and historian/lecturer whose works have garnered him an order of Canada. His web site is cpachter . com . One of his most famous works is Noblesse Oblige, 1972, which depicts Queen Elizabeth riding a Canadian moose. ;) Pachter recently mentioned his role in this film during an interview on CBC radio.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 6 лет назад +6

      Fascinating tidbit there, friend.

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 Год назад +3

      Adding on to that, he's still alive today! He's 81 years old.

    • @starshipchi-rhostudio7097
      @starshipchi-rhostudio7097 11 месяцев назад +1

      I wonder what he thought of this spoof?😅

    • @jodichrisreynolds6727
      @jodichrisreynolds6727 4 дня назад

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  • @shawarmageddonit
    @shawarmageddonit 9 лет назад +64

    "For the first time in his young life, Johnny knows real fear"!
    Highest concentration of superior riffs in the history of MST3K? I'd wage so.

  • @MagusLay
    @MagusLay 8 лет назад +39

    "Alright, so we need this short to advertise our fair, how should we do it?"
    "Oh, how about we show a boy going missing and he runs through and meets everybody?"
    "I don't see a single reason this could go south."

  • @mhermit
    @mhermit 11 лет назад +79

    Love how crowded the "Lost Children" pen was.

    • @techboysf
      @techboysf 5 лет назад +5

      Truly the glory days before helicopter parenting.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 года назад +11

      @@techboysf well yeah, back then it was heelacopter parenting

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 3 года назад +4

      ​@@kenetickups6146 Heelacopter aeroplane parenting.

  • @eckesg2
    @eckesg2 7 лет назад +44

    A whiskery man hands Johnny a small packet. "The first one''s free" he says

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 14 лет назад +22

    I remember watching this as a kid. I had to sneak out of my room, turn on the TV, and set the volume as low as possible but still hear it so I didn't wake up my parents whose bedroom was right next to the TV. When Joel said, "LET ME OUTTA HERE!" I cracked up laughing, woke up my parents, got yelled at and was sent back to bed.

  • @pdshiff
    @pdshiff 8 лет назад +58

    Johnny really "Forest Gumped" that World's Fair.

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 8 лет назад +11

      pdshiff Mama always said the Canadian National Exhibition was like a box of chocolates.

  • @andrewmurrin6145
    @andrewmurrin6145 8 лет назад +54

    "Johnny think Amelia Earhart seems like a nice lady"
    "Johnny's hydroplane disintegrates on impact"
    I love how dark this one is.

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 3 года назад +2

      They went all out on this one. Easily one of the best shorts

    • @DominionStarcrye
      @DominionStarcrye 3 года назад

      "Jimminy thinks Johnny...If only Incan get a ride in one of those." 🤣

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 2 года назад +1

      Johnny sure doesn't like the look of those coconut crabs...

    • @tysontaggart7246
      @tysontaggart7246 Год назад

      ​​@@kyon813 I know it's just a joke but obligatory reminder that the Amelia Earhart coconut crab story is a myth. Just pointing it out because people love to spread that story when there is no actually basis for it and realistically it's quite absurd.

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 Год назад

      @@tysontaggart7246 Oh, I understand, but it's still darkly funny.

  • @gupdoo3
    @gupdoo3 11 лет назад +37

    "So, what do you think of Fair Trade?" "I have to go horsies."

  • @Motorheadbanger93
    @Motorheadbanger93 12 лет назад +14

    I love how shorts like this bring out the really dark humor in the guys.

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 11 лет назад +18

    "Jiminy, Johnny thinks, if only I could get a ride in one of those!"

  • @BansheexUSMC
    @BansheexUSMC 12 лет назад +15

    Jeez, I forgot how dark they went on this one.
    "A shot rings out!"

  • @angel0072856
    @angel0072856 10 лет назад +24

    "Joe hits Johnny up for fifteen cents due to tax problems." haha! =D

    • @angel0072856
      @angel0072856 10 лет назад +5

      Mommy had a little vacation.

  • @jamesoblivion
    @jamesoblivion 6 лет назад +11

    Johnny feels dark hands pressing him onward. The voices in his head get meaner....

  • @AsYourCruiseDirector
    @AsYourCruiseDirector 7 лет назад +8

    "It will be the first of many encounters with bouncers for Johnny."

  • @2300DY
    @2300DY 13 лет назад +11

    "Let this be a warning, to you!" always gets me.

  • @jon4139
    @jon4139 9 лет назад +45

    "OOPS, sorry dad"

    • @GirlsGamesGunsGuitar
      @GirlsGamesGunsGuitar 9 лет назад +5

      One of the best gags in the entire series!

    • @adiraiju9336
      @adiraiju9336 9 лет назад +3

      +kevin butler ...Your Avatar makes that comment about ten thousand times more hilarious/disturbing...

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 7 лет назад +3

      kevin butler I cant believe they got away with that one. Just hilarious!

  • @SirIkeMedia
    @SirIkeMedia 4 года назад +11

    "oops, sorry, dad." XD

  • @OceanbornAngel
    @OceanbornAngel 7 лет назад +10

    Ah yes, the 50's when no one worried about their kids being kidnapped in public places.

  • @Axel1711-c6h
    @Axel1711-c6h 14 лет назад +5

    "Visions of the Mekong delta flash before his eyes."
    "For the first time in his life, Johnny experiences real fear."

  • @Popebug
    @Popebug 10 лет назад +42

    One of the darkest MST3k shorts, and also one of the best. There's a connection there.

    • @NameNotAlreadyTaken2
      @NameNotAlreadyTaken2 10 лет назад +5

      Nah this isn't nearly as dark as the circus short.

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 10 лет назад +4

      ***** Here Comes The Circus got dark at some parts, but then Joel stopped the bots, since he's a stick in the mud. In this short, they're allowed to go all out.

    • @uiscepreston
      @uiscepreston 8 лет назад +1

      +NameNotAlreadyTaken2 Money Talks! is so grim the line "that was my darkest vision yet" is riffed at the end. And the bots even equate the Cheating short with a bleak Bergman film.

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 8 лет назад +2

      BugPope ...but then he makes reference to _Shooting an Elephant_.

    • @TuxKamen
      @TuxKamen 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah, he does keep telling them their riffs on Here Comes the Circus were too dark... but then he gets tired of trying to stop them and joins in himself with some even darker!

  • @BleachFan9891
    @BleachFan9891 7 лет назад +12

    Johnny’s parents only looked for him to keep up appearances.

    • @bbond-i1d
      @bbond-i1d 7 дней назад

      Yeah, the whole time Mom's going "please let him be dead, I wanna go home alone. "

  • @nicktheghosthost999
    @nicktheghosthost999 14 лет назад +9

    "Simulated culture like Disney World."

  • @cecilrickets
    @cecilrickets 11 лет назад +7

    "Oh boy, a heel-a-copter airplane!"
    "What?"
    "Jiminy, thinks Johnny."

  • @gladfan1989
    @gladfan1989 14 лет назад +6

    "Besides, the Mariners were playing, so who cares?" ROFL, my all-time favorite line from this show!

  • @Galaxian7000
    @Galaxian7000 11 лет назад +10

    Then Johnny transmogrifies...he's a shape shifter!

  • @midwest9757
    @midwest9757 8 лет назад +12

    they looked everywhere, everywhere but one place..."their own hearts"

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 12 лет назад +3

    Something about fair/circus themed shorts that really brings out the dark side in the guys.
    "Look, it's the Arc de Full Retreat."
    "Joe hits Johnny up for 15 cents for tax problems."

  • @adiraiju9336
    @adiraiju9336 9 лет назад +33

    A Helio-copter? Must be solar-powered...

    • @Evertide05
      @Evertide05 8 лет назад +3

      *thought balloon with gears turning appears*
      ...I first watched this short some 15 years ago and never thought of that. IOU one high five.

    • @CaptApril123
      @CaptApril123 6 лет назад +1

      A helieo-copter airplane.... lol

  • @ThoughtTraveler
    @ThoughtTraveler 11 лет назад +13

    I never know Canadian Fairs were so fraught with dangers and pitfalls.

  • @quicksandbuddy
    @quicksandbuddy 13 лет назад +8

    I love how absurdly dark they get.

  • @MasterWGS
    @MasterWGS 17 лет назад +2

    I think this is the best MST3K short. And trust me, I've seen a lot of them.

  • @MrPsychic8472
    @MrPsychic8472 17 лет назад +7

    "Woah! Johnny realizes he's in way over his head!"

  • @calvinmaynardtmt
    @calvinmaynardtmt 10 лет назад +20

    When I get lost, I never get to meet one of the greatest baseball players of all time. It's not fair...

    • @LaughterMadeFat
      @LaughterMadeFat 10 лет назад +5

      Joe Louis was a boxer. Not a baseball player. It seems Johnny was deprived of your fairness criteria as well...

    • @calvinmaynardtmt
      @calvinmaynardtmt 10 лет назад +4

      Oh my gosh. I said baseball player, didn't I?! Joe Louis is up there with Sugar Ray Robinson, Jack Dempsey and Muhammad Ali!

    • @OptimusGPrime
      @OptimusGPrime 10 лет назад +14

      He was going to type boxer, but then the drugs from the Chemical Wonderland, kicked in.

    • @calvinmaynardtmt
      @calvinmaynardtmt 10 лет назад +6

      OptimusGPrime am as gjrg egjkxwe ghetgfdg

    • @OptimusGPrime
      @OptimusGPrime 10 лет назад +1

      See.

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 10 лет назад +22

    Johnnie didn't want to go to the art gallery? When I was his age I realized that the art gallery was home to a thousand years of BOOBIES!

    • @monkeymouse
      @monkeymouse 8 лет назад +2

      Maybe mine was better than the average: the Art Institute of Chicago. But yes, there was a lot of anatomy going on there!

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 8 лет назад +1

      monkeymouse Oh no, the boobs part I buy, I just don't think most five year olds understand the concept of sexuality.

  • @JordgyPordgy
    @JordgyPordgy 16 лет назад +6

    "Johnny must have everything for himself."

  • @DarkMario2
    @DarkMario2 18 лет назад +4

    "Then Johnny transmorgifies, he is a shapeshifter." "He breaks the fourth seal."
    :) I love this one.

  • @joshuahoover6841
    @joshuahoover6841 8 лет назад +8

    whoa, Johnny realizes, he's in over his head!

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 8 лет назад +5

      Joshua Hoover Johnny is irresponsibly placed into a dangerous speedboat without a lifejacket.

    • @Evertide05
      @Evertide05 8 лет назад +7

      For the first time in his young life, Johnny knows real fear.

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 8 лет назад +5

      *AAAaAaaaAAHHHhhH*
      Johnny's hydroplane disintegrates on impact.

  • @kenexile
    @kenexile 11 лет назад +4

    There's Johnny getting forced into the trunk of a carny's Trans Am.
    Just be nice to the gentelmen Fancy they'll be nice too you.

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 6 лет назад +2

    Joe Lewis hits johnny for 15 cents due to tax problems

  • @Highxore
    @Highxore 13 лет назад +2

    "wohoah, Johnny realizes he's in over his head"
    "Johnny is irresponsibly put into a speed boat without a life jacket!"
    "For the first time in his young life, Johnny knows real fear!"
    "AAAAAAAH!"
    "Johnny's hydroplane disintegrates on impact..."
    I had to pause the video, I couldn't stop laughing

  • @Tendoking
    @Tendoking 14 лет назад +1

    This short and Mr. B Natural are my favorite MST3K shorts. So many great lines from this one.

  • @verdigris1
    @verdigris1 9 лет назад +5

    R.I.P. johnny
    poor sap

  • @GoblinXXX
    @GoblinXXX 16 лет назад +4

    Joel and the bots had a lot of great riffing, but I think they really shone during the shorts. Look at this one, Mr B Natural, Body Care & Grooming, Catching Trouble and Circus on Ice to name a few, all classics with fantastic riffs.

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 8 лет назад +4

    3:23 The best line.

  • @Ihaveasongtosing
    @Ihaveasongtosing 7 лет назад +3

    In real life, Johnny became a famous Canadian artist.

  • @JohnsParadise
    @JohnsParadise 13 лет назад +3

    "Johnny feels stark hands pressing him onward. The voices in his head get meaner."

  • @dougbreese2238
    @dougbreese2238 8 лет назад +1

    5:31 - greatest call back reference of all time... this is why I love this show...

  • @tdog652041
    @tdog652041 11 лет назад +13

    Jimny thinks Johnny , if only if I could get a ride in one of those.

  • @4everasinger286
    @4everasinger286 15 лет назад +2

    "this is a story about johnny."
    Joel: a sad story.
    "when, all of the sudden--"
    Crow: A SHOT RANG OUT! LOL

  • @blubitatub
    @blubitatub 8 лет назад +2

    Holy shit, this might be one of funniest shorts they've ever done! :)

  • @DarkMario2
    @DarkMario2 18 лет назад +2

    "The drugs from the "CHEMICAL WONDERLAND" start kicking in."
    MST FOR EVER!

  • @neilsaeroadventures1116
    @neilsaeroadventures1116 8 лет назад +7

    oops sorry dad

  • @jpmahoney56
    @jpmahoney56 3 года назад +3

    and when Johnny grew up he changed his name to Forest Gump.

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 17 лет назад +1

    There's something about circus and fair themed shorts that brings out the dark side in the guys...

  • @HGbunny
    @HGbunny 14 лет назад +4

    Holy crap, did you see how many kids there were in that "Lost Children" concentration camp looking place?!?!?!? You can't tell me some weren't dropped off on purpose!

    • @bbond-i1d
      @bbond-i1d 7 дней назад

      not all of their parents came back

  • @NarcoBlitzXtra
    @NarcoBlitzXtra 7 лет назад +2

    Mommy had a little vacation while you were away.

  • @Popebug
    @Popebug 14 лет назад +1

    My favorite short, if I had to pick just one. It's just so dark and disturbing, I love that stuff!

  • @Vinya
    @Vinya 17 лет назад +2

    visions of the Mekong Delta flash before Johnny's very eyes XD

  • @dougbreese2238
    @dougbreese2238 12 лет назад +3

    "RUN, VON RYAN!!!!"

  • @Nork490
    @Nork490 15 лет назад +2

    Johnnie feels dark hands pressing him onward, the voices in his head get meaner.

  • @JordgyPordgy
    @JordgyPordgy 16 лет назад +1

    I love Crow's "Johnny Voice"! It's just to funny!

  • @poetcomic1
    @poetcomic1 4 года назад

    Johnny is played by little Charlie Patcher. According to the actor's biograpy he was in a movie called Johnny At the Fair and played 'Johnny'.

  • @alexeidarling
    @alexeidarling 2 года назад

    I spent today at the CNE and had to come watch this again. Joel and the bots fill this short with gloriously dark humour, but it is a shame that this is how a lot of Americans know about the CNE - it really is a good time!

  • @carlos66965
    @carlos66965 7 лет назад +1

    Thanks so much for uploading this. This is awesome.

  • @vampirehunterme
    @vampirehunterme 15 лет назад +1

    "joe hits johnny up for fifteen cents due to tax problems"

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 9 лет назад +8

    Wouldn't have been funnier if that Canuck short ended right at the time Johhny is dumped in the "Lost Children" internment center?

    • @TanzDerSchatten
      @TanzDerSchatten 8 лет назад +4

      +Luis Reyes I wonder if there were a few leftover children in the Lost Children place when the fair finally ended.

  • @Capybaraism
    @Capybaraism 7 лет назад +4

    *DID I TELL YOU TO HAVE THIS BABY?!*

  • @crispycritterz
    @crispycritterz 11 лет назад +3

    "Arc de Full Retreat"..... he understands the French well.

  • @TimelordR
    @TimelordR 14 лет назад +1

    That kid's definitely scarred for life...especially after meeting Olsen & Johnson.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 6 лет назад

      Can't be less traumatizing than that run-in with the Canadian PM Mackenzie King.

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 7 лет назад +9

    Does anyone get the reference for 'I'm gonna get Joe Louis?'

  • @menslady125eif2590
    @menslady125eif2590 8 лет назад +5

    Why can't we all meet famous people if we get lost?! This is so not fair!

  • @TeatroGrotesco
    @TeatroGrotesco 3 года назад

    And Dad makes sure Johnny hasn't wandered into any of the Beer Tents.

  • @Coolestmovies
    @Coolestmovies 15 лет назад +1

    No problem! Glad someone found it useful! ;)

  • @s4ujcd
    @s4ujcd 10 лет назад +20

    We've all been to Chemical Wonderland!

    • @rickblaine5429
      @rickblaine5429 3 года назад

      Haha, that joke wrote itself!

    • @laurallewien2165
      @laurallewien2165 3 года назад

      Wasn't that a Earth, Wind and Fire song?

    • @michaelgoff4504
      @michaelgoff4504 3 года назад

      "Little Johnny is no more. Because what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4."

  • @KarmikCykle
    @KarmikCykle 17 лет назад +1

    "Then Johnny transmogrifies. He's a shapeshifter, and he breaks the fourth seal."

  • @The_Bermuda_Nonagon
    @The_Bermuda_Nonagon 3 года назад

    "So long sucker. Let this be a warning to YOU."

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 4 года назад

    So remember kids: if you want to have fun, try running away from your parents!

  • @occultpyromancer
    @occultpyromancer 14 лет назад +1

    The drugs from the Chemical Wonderland start to kick in.

  • @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms
    @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms 6 лет назад +1

    "The Drugs from the Chemical Wonderland started to Kick In"

  • @Coolestmovies
    @Coolestmovies 12 лет назад

    Can't say for sure. The only info I have (previously posted) came from the CBC interview I happened to stumble across on the radio, and in that he made no mention of the MST version of the short. He basically reminisced fondly about appearing in the film. I like to think that somebody, SOMEwhere, was able to get a copy of the MST version to him, but who knows! :)

  • @Ronbo710
    @Ronbo710 13 лет назад +1

    ... the Arc de Full Retreat ... PRICELESS!

  • @yaywhewclips242
    @yaywhewclips242 Год назад

    "Johnny must have everything for himself." "The drugs from the chemical wonderland starts to kick in!" "Johnny's got taste." Hey, I live on Lake Ontario!!

  • @mouse264
    @mouse264 14 лет назад

    My favorite lines :D
    Ooops, sorry dad.
    "Jiminy!" Thinks Johnny: "If only I could get a ride in one of those."

  • @NomosCharis
    @NomosCharis 14 лет назад

    4:06, "Boy, they're sure tough on drunk drivers in Canada. *Phwew!" LOL!

  • @tomservo56954
    @tomservo56954 10 лет назад +2

    I came across the original version...narrated by Lorne Greene.

  • @Hailey2346
    @Hailey2346 15 лет назад

    "Geeze, the horse from Equus had it better than this."
    "Well yes there was a Mr. Barty here."
    "Yeah right play it up big in public."
    LOL.

  • @diannemose244
    @diannemose244 5 месяцев назад +1

    Visions of the Mi Cong dealta appear 😂

  • @undertheivy99
    @undertheivy99 18 лет назад

    Scene: Baby horse about to nurse on Mama horse.
    Line: "Whoops! Sorry, Dad!"
    Never fails to crack me up. This wonderfully twisted short is my favorite after "The Home Economics Story." Also recommend "A Date with Your Family" (aka "The Woody Allen Story!)

  • @TK42100
    @TK42100 18 лет назад

    Best. MST3K short. ever.

  • @gladfan1989
    @gladfan1989 13 лет назад +1

    @BPMontana "I gotta go horsies".

  • @DirtieLaundry
    @DirtieLaundry 13 лет назад

    Jesus, he runs into more than 10 adults and none of them think to bring him to a cop or something.

  • @alexm5488
    @alexm5488 13 лет назад +1

    "A heelo-copter airplane!" "What??"

  • @nayrphantom
    @nayrphantom 11 лет назад +1

    My favorite short ever. xD

  • @apo18llo
    @apo18llo 16 лет назад

    Visions of the Mekong Delta flash before Johnny's eyes.

  • @JordgyPordgy
    @JordgyPordgy 16 лет назад

    "Oh, boy," thinks Johnny, "if only i could get a ride in one of those!"
    lol

  • @atlasking6110
    @atlasking6110 3 года назад

    "Sorry, dad" LMFAO!

  • @RaoulDuke77
    @RaoulDuke77 15 лет назад +1

    ooh canada how exotic

  • @GetEmBanjo
    @GetEmBanjo 14 лет назад

    "Then Johnny transmogrifies. He's a shapeshifter! And he breaks the Fourth Seal."

  • @muffinland8660
    @muffinland8660 6 лет назад

    _🎵Boooy for saaale, he's going cheeeeeap...🎵_