Won't people think I'm peculiar if I start speaking differently than I ever have before? "People think that already, you dope!" The uncanny timeliness of the riff with the professor wagging his finger is priceless.
"Now most people won't be able to understand what he's saying and those that do..." "WILL WISH HE WERE DEAD!" I love how excited the old ladies were to have an in-depth discussion about flowers.
"You see a funny thing happened to me at the station... I was sitting under the bleachers at the ball game and that's when the cop came up and asked me what I was doing, uh" LOLOLOLOL
[Remember Folks, Prof. Buehler says to Always:] "Use plenty of Lip & Tongue Action!" - 5:55 For more Prof. "Lip and Tongue Action" Buehler & Riffing, see "MST3K - Speech" (short).
"Well, it sounds reasonab--" "IT'S A DEAL!!!" "Yeah, that's it...it attacked us. Gadded about." "P-p-please don't hit me!" "...take pride in the way you sound...put out some chips or something! didn't your mother teach you anything?" lol!
I wish RiffTrax and CinematicTitanic would settle their differences and get back together to make NMST3K (Nouveau Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Or just 'New' if you don't want to be frou-frou ;-P)). Maybe we should start a petition for that...
3:36 Billy Bob Thorton reprises his Sling Blade character in a special cameo. This short must have been made before that film, also anyone else think the narrator looks like FDR?
LOL..."This man's wearing a push-up bra. NOW he's pleasing!" I nearly peed myself. Again! Oh, dear, I must have bladder issues...every damn time I watch MSTK3, I come very close to wetting my pants.
"look, there's a hammer and sickle in that eye!" Even though it's an early episode, Mike actually sent me here from his "Carnival of Souls" rifftrax. I came in search of the lady who owns the motel that he doesn't remember. I also wanted to see the other work of the director and his centron productions. On the left at 6:56?
This guy is one of my most favorite narrators ever. The short is so darn funny. I have a hard time deciding whether the narration in this movie or the narration in The Selling Wizard is funnier.
"It's called herbalife" That joke has aged like a fine wine
Her second mode was mournful. It's the tone I'd expect of a captain talking to his men before their last battle.
OK...😐
"This man is wearing a pushup bra - NOW he is pleasing!"
"Use plenty of lip and tongue action." that line, alone, is worth watching the whole short. XD
1:07 - The professor may know about speech, but somebody get this man a posture pal.
"Every day someone loses a sale" "Or an arm" Lol
"The three purposes of public speaking" "Lie, Lie & Lie" "Am I pleasing?"
Carlessness: The feeling of anxiety when you don't have anybody named Carl around.
Totally
"think about it, won't you? Thank you."
Is it me, or did that first guy sound like a REAL salesman? "Maybe if I talk fast enough, he'll be intimidated and just buy it so I'll go away..."
"This man's wearing a pushup bra, now he's pleasing."
LOLZ
Won't people think I'm peculiar if I start speaking differently than I ever have before?
"People think that already, you dope!"
The uncanny timeliness of the riff with the professor wagging his finger is priceless.
"Did you know?"
"I have little bunnies painted on my knees?"
I laughed so hard my mom upstairs asked what was wrong. How on earth do I EXPLAIN?
GlobalsoftPirka xD
I was gonna comment about that too. I LOL'd so loud I probably woke up my neighbors.
"Firm, yet yielding to the touch."
With good tongue and lip action.
XD
"Do I please you? Do you find me pleasing?"
When he said, "Guess I shouldn't've spit in his rug", I laughed so hard I spat on the screen
"Now most people won't be able to understand what he's saying and those that do..." "WILL WISH HE WERE DEAD!"
I love how excited the old ladies were to have an in-depth discussion about flowers.
drops his pants and robs convenient stores
+irkeninvaderaj1234 *whispers* Lip and tongue action.
"Don't worry, we've had him put down."
Centron .. ya gotta love those old names. I've dealt with stuff made by Centralab, CENCO, Systron-Donner, all kinds of "we're going to space!" names.
Buehler is actually teaching the method of line delivery for many MST3K movies of the period.
"...because they do not speak intelligently."
"Herpblahbohblahhupahupa!"
Sounds like tRump.
"You see a funny thing happened to me at the station... I was sitting under the bleachers at the ball game and that's when the cop came up and asked me what I was doing, uh"
LOLOLOLOL
I reckon...😬
Old Doofus: "Uhhh..I was under the bleachers at the ball game. And...uhhh...that's when the cop chased me out and asked what I was doing."
6:18 - "Keep it low and pleasing"
6:02 - [Crow as Prof. Buehler:] "And don't forget the wire rake!"
NARRATOR: This girl is marked by carelessness...
CROW: And the devil!
I damn near wet my pants over that one!
I've always wanted to be scolded by Dr. Strangelove for talking like a psych patient
Thats mmmgoood commentary!
2:12 LOL While looking for head hunters, they were attacked by an ostrich? LOLOL
I'm more surprised that the ostrich apparently was creeping.
Even if his manner of speech was apparently not pleasing, his story was pretty interesting.
That third example, with the guy talking with his mouth shut, made me think: "Get the oil can. Oil can!"
29 people have little bunnies painted on their knees.
My all time favorite MST3k short 👍
A riffing masterpiece
"Drops his pants, and robs convenience stores."
"My life is a hollow lie."
XD
Gotta love his cheesy, pseudo-hip (then) comeback.
6:50 I think they switched the clips. The second one seemed much more stilted and atypical than the first, where she sounded normal and enthusiastic.
At the Aunt Bea convention, I liked her first mode of speaking better. She actually catched my attention.
[Remember Folks, Prof. Buehler says to Always:]
"Use plenty of Lip & Tongue Action!" - 5:55
For more Prof. "Lip and Tongue Action" Buehler & Riffing, see "MST3K - Speech" (short).
That short is worth watching solely for the 'use plenty of lip and tongue action' line. XD
"Errr I was under the bleachers at th'ball game and uh that's when the cop chased me out an asked what I was doin' an.."
Actually, the advice in this film was pretty good! Wish more politicians would see it--maybe they could do something about the "pleasing" part....
'' do i please you? do you find me pleasing?"
"Here's young George Patton! A patriot and into high grade weed."
"Well, it sounds reasonab--"
"IT'S A DEAL!!!"
"Yeah, that's it...it attacked us. Gadded about."
"P-p-please don't hit me!"
"...take pride in the way you sound...put out some chips or something! didn't your mother teach you anything?" lol!
Dont forget the good wire rack!
"Think about it won't you. Thank you."
"Drops his pants and robs convenience stores."
He seems like a nice guy....AT FIRST...🤣
"Knucklehead Smith makes a sale!"
"Guess I shouldn't have spit on his rug..."
"HEEEEY..."
"Poor child"
"That is one hot momma!"
They will admire you...for having the courage to come out in public.
Check your zipper...😏
"Drops his pants and robs convenience stores!"
Hilarious..😅
Remember, you might be a little excited but just keep it low and pleasing.
This gave me one of those laughs that had me gasping for air...Have not had one of those in a long time :-)
I wish RiffTrax and CinematicTitanic would settle their differences and get back together to make NMST3K (Nouveau Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Or just 'New' if you don't want to be frou-frou ;-P)). Maybe we should start a petition for that...
Why my eyes will be well lubricated for a few decades. Some of these folks are NOT on speaking terms.
I loved Mystery science theater 3000!
I hated traveling insurance sales.
And you know what we had the same videos when I did that for a living.... Sad to see not much changed.
That last one may be as important (if not more so) as the first three!
Anyone else notice that the announcer wasn't a good public speaker?
Yeah.. Thats it.. it ah...attacked us..yeah
"Use more tounge and lip action" that one was a gimmie.
That guy at 2:12 sounds like every political commentator I've ever listened to. Mmm, err, ahh, harumph
carol-esness? oh, carelessness
"We can be heard, yesh...(uh, huh)...and we can be understood... (yesh?!) But we're dull and boring..." (awwww...) LOL
"He's the dummy AND the ventriloquist!" hehehe.
Emphasis on the dummy role.
Loved the Garrison Keilor crack.
"Do you find me pleasing?"
LOL
OMG LOL! This is such a great show! I LOVE MST3K
XD
It's an Aunt Bea convention!
The third guy has this "Sling Blade" voice going...I kept waiting to hear a grunted 'mmhmm'!
"Don't worry, we've had him put down." haha!
3:36 Billy Bob Thorton reprises his Sling Blade character in a special cameo. This short must have been made before that film, also anyone else think the narrator looks like FDR?
"There's a hammer and sicle in that eye, beware." Ha, that was hilarious. Not their best, but I loved that last line.
"he's the dummy and the ventriloquist" hahaha
I came here for the public speaking tips, but I stayed for the hot lip and tongue action.
Every radio personality should watch this
Jim and Sam
Be sure to use plenty of lip and tungue action!
"Ehh, I was under the bleachers at the ball game, cop chased me out, asked me what I was doing...". I. Laugh. Every. Time.
Thank you so much for posting these!
That's actually good advice.
"did you know...?
that i have little bunnys painted on my knees... i do..."
haha I love these, thanks for uploading
Wouldn't everything in life be better with plenty of lip and tongue action?
The Rogue Wolf Only on PornHub, slim. 😎
I have ten wire racks and I still can't close any sales.
daftoptimist it’s because your not wearing a push-up bra then you would be pleasing lol
LOL..."This man's wearing a push-up bra. NOW he's pleasing!" I nearly peed myself. Again! Oh, dear, I must have bladder issues...every damn time I watch MSTK3, I come very close to wetting my pants.
Did you know I have little bunnies painted on my knees?
Dr. Buehler looks like freaking Judge Doom!!
The guy talking really fast and bobbing up and down, that's exactly what my half brother does
That's because he's only a half brother. Missing 50% of brotherness...or something. I'm not making sense.
"My life is a hollow lie." I laughed out loud.
"Don't open beer bottles with your teeth!"
"Lip and tongue action"
"She is one hot mama"
"Its an Aunt Bee convention" LOL
It's like a fallout game, boost your charisma kids hahahaha
“You’ve got it all wrong; you’re the dummy & the ventriliquist!”
do you find me pleasing, do I please you
Next up: Do I amuse you?
07:34 "People think that already, ya dope!"
love it!!
01:06 "Let's do the time warp again!"
"Ehhh i was under the bleacher's at the ball game, thats when that cop chased me out, asked me what i was doin"
Thanks, ConstellationMan. God, bless.
he mumbles and drops his Gs
"drops his pants and robs convenience stores"
Did you know that I have little bunnies painted on my knees? It's true!
One the most random things they ever said.
"look, there's a hammer and sickle in that eye!"
Even though it's an early episode, Mike actually sent me here from his "Carnival of Souls" rifftrax. I came in search of the lady who owns the motel that he doesn't remember. I also wanted to see the other work of the director and his centron productions.
On the left at 6:56?
This guy is one of my most favorite narrators ever. The short is so darn funny.
I have a hard time deciding whether the narration in this movie or the narration in The Selling Wizard is funnier.
He Seems like a nice guy....
All: "At First!!!!" LOL
"She drops to the floor and rolls her eyes to the back of her head" xDD
"don't open Beer Bottles with your teeth"
Peter Drucker needed to see this short!