In one of the "Alice and Jerry" readers used in elementary schools in the '50s and '60s, a chapter about a spelling bee contained the advice, "Remember, there's 'a rat' in 'separate.'" That, at least, reminded you how to spell "separate" correctly. Using "a pear" as a guide would lead you to misspell "appearance" with only one "p."
"I like this one cuz it's whiter" (I laughed for like a minute after that!) "plus the polish gets you high" "make sure your part is GAUGHED into your skull!" "next we have the he-man, athletic type...Grandpa?" "You'll look poised and dignified...uh, no you wont"
Also, from (approximately) 7:05 to 8:05 just gets WEIRD! Did the makers of this PSA REALLY think that ANYBODY wanted to see THAT?! & for at least a whole minute too! It was good for one of the better jokes though. "Yeah. That's it, baby. Shake that MONEY MAKER!"
The sexual innuendo of Servo's comment at 0:25 goes along great with the "Use plenty of Lip & Tongue Action" comment from "MST3K - Using Your Voice" (short).
Love the Posture Pals reference at the beginning These guys are hilarious XD "SPEECH! SPEECH!" "Women be different than men... word." "I'm nor a FLOWER!!!" XD
"In your mind, you must convince yourself that you will think tall... talk tall... stand tall... and walk tall." Shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall.
I love the riff Servo made after the narrator's comment about the human ear at 0:21 [Narrator:] "The Ear is the human organ, the public speaker is most likely to try to impress, as he makes a speech." [Tom Servo:] "After The Human Nipple!" - 0:26 (I have to admit, I got "cracked up" a few time as I was typing this, it's the kind Riff that makes you laugh the more you think about it.)
3:45 That rather bedraggled man is the gym teacher from another MST3K'd short, "Why Study Industrial Arts". His "acting" hasn't gotten better between the two shorts either... :)
7:14 - "Knee Test?" You've got to be kidding me. (Note: the "Knee Test" is apparenty an early version of the "Macarena" that never quite caught on as a popular dance.)
"i like this one cuz it's whiter" "plus the polish gets you high!" "make sure your part is gauged into your skull" " you must appear and you must have matter"
7:30 "Sir, I'm sorry we can't allow restroom breaks during your speech. Please focus & show the audience your words & ideas. Try not 2 show them your ♫☺⌂ʇ." 2L8! "GASP!" "You know, considering that speech, I think his words & ideas came out the wrong end." (rim shot)
6:00 You know, this is the same guy from another Young America production about public speaking. ("Speech: Using Your Voice"). He convinced us the key to public speaking is to have a good "Wire Rack" (per the 'bots, anyway.)...
"The ear is the human organ a public speaker is most likely to try and impress."
"Right after the nipple."
XD
"Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone."
"Now remember that appearance is important."You must appear, and you must have matter.
The knee test got me through speech class.
PSA: "THINK TALL, TALK TALL, STAND TALL, WALK TALL" This PSA was bought to you by everyone who has never been in a wheelchair
yeah these 50s shorts are just full of ableism
"Now you're a can-opener, metal and shiny and taciturn."
xD lmaooo
"Don't do this DURING the speech."
Servo's "eagle" cries at the end kill me every single time. I can't believe I always forget this one.
we all know the most important part of a speech is to use plenty of lip and tongue action
John Heard?
SPEECH! SPEECH!
"Remember, appearance has a 'pear' in it!" Mind, blown.
In one of the "Alice and Jerry" readers used in elementary schools in the '50s and '60s, a chapter about a spelling bee contained the advice, "Remember, there's 'a rat' in 'separate.'" That, at least, reminded you how to spell "separate" correctly. Using "a pear" as a guide would lead you to misspell "appearance" with only one "p."
I was at the dentist this morning getting a cleaning and got to thinking about this short for some reason. That's a tough place to get the giggles.
Narrator: Why?
Servo: Because we like you!
"Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone."
"Make sure your part is gouged into your skull."
"I like this one cuz it's whiter" (I laughed for like a minute after that!)
"plus the polish gets you high"
"make sure your part is GAUGHED into your skull!"
"next we have the he-man, athletic type...Grandpa?"
"You'll look poised and dignified...uh, no you wont"
Also, from (approximately) 7:05 to 8:05 just gets WEIRD! Did the makers of this PSA REALLY think that ANYBODY wanted to see THAT?! & for at least a whole minute too!
It was good for one of the better jokes though. "Yeah. That's it, baby. Shake that MONEY MAKER!"
"Next, we have the he-man athletic type..." Grandpa?!
I just can't take Professor Buehler seriously without his wire rack.
"Shake that money maker!"
Servo's scream at the end! hahaha
"Yes, that's Eisenhower's America!"
Especially at 3:15 😑
"I will not make the knee test!" LOL!
"....until you're incrediblely turned on!"
Ear, eyes, a doll, a tree, a flower... were they STONED when they made this movie?
The doll, tree and flower were about how we tend to judge based on whether something is pleasant to look at.
Yes
The sexual innuendo of Servo's comment at 0:25 goes along great with the "Use plenty of Lip & Tongue Action" comment from "MST3K - Using Your Voice" (short).
I love MST3K, and this short actually helped me out in my Public Speaking class.
"She keeps her feet clamped tightly together." "Enough said."
"The lion senses weakness and close in, chewing at his hamstrings."
"My posture looks good KAAAWWWW KAWWWWW!"
"I like this one cause it's whiter" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! LOL! That was hilarious.
THAT'S what I've been doing wrong all this time! I havn't been crouching tall!
No wonder my speeches didn't go over well.
"Women be different than men!
Word."
LMAO!
Love the Posture Pals reference at the beginning
These guys are hilarious XD
"SPEECH! SPEECH!"
"Women be different than men... word."
"I'm nor a FLOWER!!!" XD
I was looking for this when you first mentioned it on lj. Thank for uploading!
Women be different than men!
Yougotsblounchsked Word!
Yougotsblounchsked 😂
"Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone" 2:40
hilarious
Leave the gun, take the cannoli!
Think tall, talk tall, stand tall and walk tall. ...shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall.
"Remember appearance has a pear in it"
"Women be different than men... word."
My postures' good! *scree* *scraw*
"I will not make the KNEE test!" XD
I really miss the SATELLITE OF LOVE and IT'S Astronauts of MS3K,
"Ever seen a one eared elephant?" LOL, I haven't heard that one in years and it somehow slipped past the censors. Good work guys.
“And maybe you should smile more.”
I like how Lindybeige has disproven everything said in this supposed informative movie just by talking.
"My posture's good! *SQWAAAK!*"
5:17
Best part.
"There, I said it and I'd say it again if I have to"
"In your mind, you must convince yourself that you will think tall... talk tall... stand tall... and walk tall."
Shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall.
Seriously though this seems like a PSA for Duloc's citizens
Me as soon as the video ended:
🎵It's time for Rifftrax
(Riff-trax)🎶
Women be different than men. Word.
Just one more thing.. When he said "Word!", I about lost it😅😂
I love the riff Servo made after the narrator's comment about the human ear at 0:21
[Narrator:]
"The Ear is the human organ, the public speaker is most likely to try to impress, as he makes a speech."
[Tom Servo:]
"After The Human Nipple!" - 0:26
(I have to admit, I got "cracked up" a few time as I was typing this, it's the kind Riff that makes you laugh the more you think about it.)
3:45 That rather bedraggled man is the gym teacher from another MST3K'd short, "Why Study Industrial Arts".
His "acting" hasn't gotten better between the two shorts either... :)
"you must appear and you must have matter"
Appearance is the basis upon which a girl chooses a new doll.
"I like this one 'cause it's whiter."
LOL!
7:14 - "Knee Test?" You've got to be kidding me. (Note: the "Knee Test" is apparenty an early version of the "Macarena" that never quite caught on as a popular dance.)
"Yet startlingly erotic! Heeh... heeeeeh."
I love this show so muchhhh.
The old man at 5:04 is E.C. Buehler, who uttered the memorable line "use plenty of lip and tongue action" in a previous speech short.
I just act like I have good appearance, when I shop at the dollar store, and people treat me like I do.
I can't believe they made that old man do that twirling his knees
"WOOORD."
"My posture's good! REEEE! REEE!"
"I like this one cuz it's whiter!" LMAO
"There were a lot of forensics going on in Kansas in the 50's." A reference to In Cold Blood, perhaps?
[Tom Servo:]
"After The Human Nipple!" - 0:24 - 0:25 (possibly best to start at 0:23)
5:57!!!! Funny as HELL!
Remember, appearance has a pear in it.
"until you're incredibly turned on" - LMFAO
7:15 Aaaay Macarena! (IIIIIGHT)
"Be sure to get a new chin" :D
"Be sure to get a new chin".
And that guys' look.. it's like a cross between "dictator" and "constipated".
"...Plus, the polish gets you high!"
look tall, act tall, think tall. pfft lol
What if you're Robert Reich?
3:38 "His speech about maintaining segregation is so powerful!"
Did ancient Toastmasters make this film? 🎥
00:46 I'd like to be a tree.
Thank you, E.C. Buehler, for two hilarious shorts.
"I will not make the knee test!"
"i like this one cuz it's whiter"
"plus the polish gets you high!"
"make sure your part is gauged into your skull"
" you must appear and you must have matter"
0:27 Ahh. The album cover of Hall & Oates' "Private Eyes." My Dad has it; true story.
Psssh..that exercise doesn't matter when you are a skier. I can keep my balance no matter how far apart my feet are.
This is basically what they teach you in tai-chi.
shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall
7:30 "Sir, I'm sorry we can't allow restroom breaks during your speech. Please focus & show the audience your words & ideas. Try not 2 show them your ♫☺⌂ʇ." 2L8! "GASP!" "You know, considering that speech, I think his words & ideas came out the wrong end." (rim shot)
Gotta love MST3K.
"Ummm..Is your speech over, Mr. Johnston ?"
The eyes of Kenneth Mars!
0:22 That ear has no canal. What the?
MST3k was awesome, thanks for posting!
the best short, in front of the best episode of MST3K.
i watched this in high school, and bleive it or not i actually use a lot of the posture advice from this whenever ive done speeches in school!!!
SPEECH! SPEECH!
i love that part too!
Haha, nice "My Three Sons" reference from Tom Servo (8:10)
lmfao!!! "you MUST appear and you must have matter!!" ROFL!!
A healthy respite for Mike and the bots before the feature ran them to hell...with nothing but a penny and a broken cigarette.
Oh, and 8:39. It speaks for itself.
Ever seen a one-eared elephant?
All hail Crowe!! I can't believe they got that one by the censors!!
I will not take the knee test!
@resonanceth He was pretending he was the eagle at the end of the film. Notice the crowing.
Keep your feet off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your.....face! Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perffeedttt placceeee!!!
5:22 The original power stance. Mark Gormley ain't got shit on this mamma-jamma.
It's Prof. "Lip and Tongue Action" Buehler himself at 5:20--showing the nation how the gangstaz say the words, yo.
6:00 You know, this is the same guy from another Young America production about public speaking. ("Speech: Using Your Voice"). He convinced us the key to public speaking is to have a good "Wire Rack" (per the 'bots, anyway.)...
3:44 1. Ironically, it was actually the man w/ good appearance who was drunk. 2. Ironically, this guy won his reelection as one of Hawaii's senators.
reminds me of the filmstrips we had to watch in school.
I am really suprised at the audio quality on this one.