"I'm gonna teach you the meaning of loss." A Cape Fear reference, and no one mentioned it?! It's great. "And the crowd goes wild!" "Yay..." The description of this short alone has me cracking up.
"Seems like most everyone in town has turned out for the day!" "All nine of them!" "And the crowd goes wild!" "Yay." "I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!" "Go ahead, strip me of my dignity at age four! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?" "Oh no, oh no this is wrong I signed up for DEBAATTTEEE...." "He sits him like he was glued to the saddle." "I AM!!!!"
"Then they started hittin' us with baseball bats." "Big, bold, and brassy!" "We'll never escape this town!" "That's a legacy of secrets and shame". "Go ahead, strip me of my dignity at age four! What are you LOOKING AAAAATTT!" "Take the rope off my grrrrrooin." "His dad will be mighty proud of him today". "If he can find him".
@ilikethecoke I think it was supposed to be a helmet. Tom was wearing it in the opening sketch where Joel had given him a kiddie car he coulkd drive. And gave Crow just a lousy pair of brown pants.
Joel: "GO AHEAD! STRIP ME OF MY DIGNITY AT AGE FOUR! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!" Crow: "Get the shoutgun. That'll learn them!" Crow:"I'm going to teach you the meaning of law!" Joel: "Come on, Quaker Oats for you. It's the right thing to do!" Tom Servo: " You know,I see something subliminal in this here poster." Crow: "ANIMALS ARE TO BE BRED AND SLAUGHTERED!"
1st Prize for the Losers: A Trip the Hospital and Old Timer Billy Slater's Prize: 10-20 in the State Prison for Child Endangerment and a heep of a lawsuits from parents who's kids either lost or ended up in traction
"It all began with a tin can...doesn't it always?" "Organize a junior rodeo...we're doomed!" "It seems like being a cowboy would kinda suck." "Yup, I'm hot. That's me, pretty much." "You stripped me of my dignity at age four! What are you LOOKING AT?!" "He sits on that horse like he was glued to the saddle...I AMMMM!"
"Billy's youngsters hit us with posters everywhere we went." "Then they stared hitting us with baseball bats!" XD Classic... Too bad ths show was canceled.........
I'm sorry, but Mary Lou has a hard face for someone who's supposed to easily win beauty contests. But then again, she appears to be one of maybe five teenaged girls in town. Competition may not be all that fierce.
@tenfed1861 I don't think anyone ever goes to a rodeo NOT hoping to see someone get their shit fucked up. Especially the clowns. God damn it I hate clowns.
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"Quaker Oats for you, it's the right thing to do!" All the Wilford Brimley jokes were enough for me, LOL.
"When you come right down to it...this rodeo is just another excuse to crawl inside a whiskey bottle..."
CROW??
"Go ahead! Strip me of my dignity at age four! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AAAAAT?!?!"
"I'm gonna teach you the meaning of loss." A Cape Fear reference, and no one mentioned it?! It's great.
"And the crowd goes wild!" "Yay..."
The description of this short alone has me cracking up.
Junior Rodeo Daredevils, "Smothered in gravy!", "Texas Style". I spit drink at the opening line.
“...maybe he’s in high school.”
“Used to be.”
kills me every time
"If I like the girl, who cares who you like!"
I can't believe they referenced New Edition!
MST3K kicks ass!
"It's the Gom Jabbar!"
Hehehe, Dune references are rare with Mike/Joel and the bots, but when they do come around they are a real hoot.
"Seems like most everyone in town has turned out for the day!"
"All nine of them!"
"And the crowd goes wild!"
"Yay."
"I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!"
"Go ahead, strip me of my dignity at age four! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?"
"Oh no, oh no this is wrong I signed up for DEBAATTTEEE...."
"He sits him like he was glued to the saddle."
"I AM!!!!"
Why can't johnny ride?
Tis tis tis
I adore MST3K! "Get the shotgun, that'll learn 'em" LMAO
"Put him down, fella!"
"You were adopted!"
"Animals are to be bread and SLAUGHTERED!"
-I believe that line is from Dr. Strangelove
You mean "bred". 🐂
Hey! Now thats a Idea!
Not a good one, but a idea.
"That ground is awful hard."
"LIFE is awful hard."
"You're going to organize a junior rodeo."
"WE'RE DOOMED!"
"And the crowd goes wild!" "Yay." (that line is one of the most quoted MST3K riffs in my house!)
You know, it's a reference to Monty Python's Holy Grail?
@@BadKruser Yep.
Didn't know that when I made the original comment 13 years ago, but I learned along the way.
now he sells pencils and string on street corners.....
Oh so this is where all those "old timer Billy Slater" comments come from in the later seasons. :D
Participation trophies??? In my idealized 1950s??? SOMEONE KILL ME
+Geoff Wilkerson The presciption on your rose-colored glasses might need an upgrade :)
I love this short! People didn't have butts back then; they were just sittin on their pelvises (Last of the Wild Horses)!
That's true.
"Then they started hittin' us with baseball bats."
"Big, bold, and brassy!"
"We'll never escape this town!"
"That's a legacy of secrets and shame".
"Go ahead, strip me of my dignity at age four! What are you LOOKING AAAAATTT!"
"Take the rope off my grrrrrooin."
"His dad will be mighty proud of him today". "If he can find him".
this old timer's been around...but with no pension and no savings, he'll have to work on until his 'ol heart finally gives in...
"That horse's got Air Jordans on!" For some reason, this one always gets me.
Jim Henson's Misfit Babies
"You should see the boys when they go square dancing"
"Yeah they buck here off right away"
*her
"we'll never escape this town!"
Sadly, they grew up to be QAnon followers. 🤪
Really responsible, letting the dogs from the whole damn town run under the feet of the horses and cows.
Joel says something similar to "I CAN'T STOP IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS, GOODBYE FOLKS" at the end of the Mitchell episode to :O
this is a classic MST3K short.
and the crowd goes wild. yay!
"Ya kids ever read 'The Ox Bow Incident'?"
Was this an excuse to watch kids hurt themselves on calfs and horses?
8:10 In the Old West, in times of hardship, settlers plowed the land with their foreheads. Little known fact.
No wonder many of them wore 10 gallon hats. 🤠
@ilikethecoke I think it was supposed to be a helmet. Tom was wearing it in the opening sketch where Joel had given him a kiddie car he coulkd drive.
And gave Crow just a lousy pair of brown pants.
"I'am gonna bury ya up to your necks." lol
"Animals vill be bred and SLAUGHTERED!" :D I laugh every time I hear that line.. :D
Dr. Strangelove, Texas Style. 😵
I love this short! "Smothered in gravy. TEXAS STYLE!!"
Big, Bold 'n Brassy! 🐎
he's doin' a nickel up at attica
"And the crowd goes wild!"
"yaaaaaaay"
That gag got lifted from the Tom Slick cartoon.
"Apparently maybe rodeos are the opiate of the masses".
Joel: "GO AHEAD! STRIP ME OF MY DIGNITY AT AGE FOUR! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"
Crow: "Get the shoutgun. That'll learn them!"
Crow:"I'm going to teach you the meaning of law!"
Joel: "Come on, Quaker Oats for you. It's the right thing to do!"
Tom Servo: " You know,I see something subliminal in this here poster."
Crow: "ANIMALS ARE TO BE BRED AND SLAUGHTERED!"
....and the crowed goes wild
yaaaay
In "The Thing that Wouldn't Die" there's a reference to Old Timer Billy Slater doing jail time time as well.
He's doing a nickel up in Attica.
@@TheFunkywhiteboy63 It's odd, bro. I honestly think about Old Billy Slater and his run ins with the law more than I should.
"And the crowd goes wild!"
"Yaaaaay."
XD
Hey kids ya ever read the he Oxbow Incident?
Fortunately Bobby didn't need his spine.
Yeah they buck her off right away.
And the crowd goes wild!
and the crowd goes wild.
yay
It's the Goam Jabbar!
I love it when people reference Dune.
"Now he sells pencils and string on street corners."
@Taranchula Maybe, but I think Mike made up for the music references on the end credits to "Werewolf". TUSK!
“I can’t stop him!
I don’t know how it works!
Goodbye folks!” 😂
Joel's unhinged falsetto voice for kid characters is so good 😭
Yeah, the constant musical references are one of the great things about the Joel era, that's not to say the Mike era had it's fare share too.
And the crowd goes wild.
yaaaaay
"Rodeo is wasted on the young."
"Go ahead! Shed my dignity at age 4! What are you looking at?!"
1st Prize for the Losers: A Trip the Hospital
and Old Timer Billy Slater's Prize: 10-20 in the State Prison for Child Endangerment and a heep of a lawsuits from parents who's kids either lost or ended up in traction
sssssuuuuuupppppeeeeerrrrr FUNNY! "and the crowd goes wild....yyyaaaayy"
@Razzlewolfflight
I was thinking that too. That would never happen at a rodeo today.
Quaker Oats! It's the right thing to do!!
Smothered in gravy, Texas style!
A rather lousy method of executing prisoners, I'd say. 🍵
LOL! They say that a lot, don't they?
Get the shotgun. That'll learn em!
no comment about the "hangin tree" line? Come on! that fell into their laps
cheese it! its the heat!
Get the shotgun...that'll learn 'em!
"It all began with a tin can...doesn't it always?"
"Organize a junior rodeo...we're doomed!"
"It seems like being a cowboy would kinda suck."
"Yup, I'm hot. That's me, pretty much."
"You stripped me of my dignity at age four! What are you LOOKING AT?!"
"He sits on that horse like he was glued to the saddle...I AMMMM!"
a hanging tree! thats dark
To this day, when I hear something to the effect of "And the crowd goes wild", I append a dull, unenthusiastic "yaaaay".
"Y'know, I see somethin' subliminal in this here poster."
Nothing like a good ol' rodeo to sear one's soul...
Some scars don't heal...😞
I like Joell's shrug at the end :p
8:12: Kid: Uh Mr. Olde Timer Billy Slater I think he's dead
Old Timer Billy Slater: No he's not he's just sleeping....I am so going to prison for this
get the shotgun,, that'll learn em!
He says it quite a lot: in Snow Thrills and a bunch of other movies and shorts. It's practically his catchphrase. I think it's from The Wizard of Oz?
They get punished for trying to hurt animals by getting to star in a rodeo...next they'll get punished for pushing old people over with ice cream.
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
yay
hey mustang sally!!!!RRRRR
get the shotgun.... that'll learn 'em
Annie, want to come to my pen for drinks later??
"Billy's youngsters hit us with posters everywhere we went."
"Then they stared hitting us with baseball bats!"
XD
Classic... Too bad ths show was canceled.........
I love Dune references.
"Y'all ever read The Ox-Bow Incident?" 🐎
Smothered in Gravy....TEXAS STYLE!
Bender from Futurama says it
I appreciate these MST3 vids!!! THANKS!
“No ! this is wrong!
I signed up for debate……”
He's doing a nickel up at Attica 😂
And the crowd goes wild
Yay...😑
Is it just me, or did the Days of Joel have darker jokes the Era of Mike?
Pretty much. 😅
I'm sorry, but Mary Lou has a hard face for someone who's supposed to easily win beauty contests. But then again, she appears to be one of maybe five teenaged girls in town. Competition may not be all that fierce.
Ouch.
love these
3:25 before Los Alamitos and they need Ed Burgart
3:49 ...mammy!
and the crowd goes wild....
Yay
Jim Henson's Misfit Babies!
MAMMY
Bet your bottom dollar that Mary Lou gal who rode that steer can do a real intense "reverse cowgirl" in the sack...
"... smothered in gravy ... TEXAS style!"
@tenfed1861 I don't think anyone ever goes to a rodeo NOT hoping to see someone get their shit fucked up.
Especially the clowns. God damn it I hate clowns.
@guilmon182 That's a household joke at my house. :3
Oh no! This is wrong. I signed up for debate!
It's the Gom Jabbar!