"A violent argument erupts over who's day was more pleasant." I love the ficticious models used for the 1950's family. Even "normal" families of that age weren't as twisted as this. MST3K understood how insipid and unrealistic all this was, and it's great comedy to boot:)
Absolutely nobody watching this today would take it seriously (well, maybe a tiny minority would), so you might as well show it to the class with the commentary included. If anything that just accentuates how times and the overall attitude of society has changed. It's also a good way to introduce the class to the concept of satire.
I love how the 50's had short films explaining everything, from having diner with your family to the importance of springs in life ("A case of Spring Feaver"). If anything existed in the 50's, someone would make a film about it.
Any time, and every time I hear the word "pleasant" it makes me think of this short. Especially the line "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!!" And the line about "pleasant, unemotional conversation aids digestion."
"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinner time." *So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.*
"Watch him play Butler, in Remains of the Day." I love how MST3K wasn't afraid to make jokes that not too many people would get. First saw this short in a college English class, where the prof put it up as an example of a modernist work with post-modernist commentary.
I don't know what I would do without you guys. Let's face it, life sucks but the chuckles I get from most and rifftrax help get through the day. My eyes are filled with tears of laughter
At 7:10- the son goes into graphic detail on what he did to the class president for not paying his weekly "protection", whilst the daughter goes into clinical detail about the pros & cons of feminine hygiene products.
That's nothing, there's one of these that tells you who you introduce to who first, then second, etc. It goes by age and gender or something like that.
"Brother seats Junior..." "Daughter obsesses with the flowers" "....then helps mother to her chair as he would his best girl." "The less said about this, the better."
I- I really can't believe this was a thing that was made unironically. My mind rebels at any attempt to accept that anyone, regardless of time or culture, could take this seriously.
This was originally shown in classrooms all over the U.S., around 1949. Of course, when you actually had the "date" with YOUR family, YOU always struck out...in more ways than one!
As I've said before...after the disruption of economic depression and world war, it was felt films like this were needed to reintroduce society to "proper" mores and behaviors
God, I love this show. I love how they do easy jokes, but then also do cultural references (like the "Tale of Two Cities" one in here) that make me feel all smart when I get them. XD Kickass show, in short.
"Treat the other members of your family with the same respect and cordiality you would show your most treasured friend outside the family circle." "So snap Dad's bra?" That's where I lost it.
Holy Cow! This 'Date" is scripted like a strict military exercise! With Dad in charge, even the smallest departure from the tightly planned meal will be met with Dad in a drill sergeants scream, drop and give me 2000 push ups!!
It's fun reading the comments from folks who mock this (which it deserves). Today's media is SO much more honest and realistic about how people live, uh huh, we're SO much more sophisticated...
@@CarlEusebius But they were not quite as obedient to the "authorities" as they are today, Masks would've never been worn if COVID broke out then. No way..
Our version of dinner - Go to kitchen, help yourself to the food, bring it back to room. The only time we ever ate at the table was for holidays with visiting family.
+Captain Obvious that's a little too much in the opposite direction IMO. i think dinner with the family is important to have a couple times a week at least...not anywhere near as obsessive compulsive as the freakshow on display here though, lol
Love the old dangerous fridge with a handle. My uncle still has one just like that, my grandparents gave it to him when he moved out in 1970 and he still has it.
@anne marie x Gotcha. The joke is from Parks and Rec. You should check it out. Just search for "The best of April Ludgate." She's the most Defiant young woman and she says that to her boss to screw with her. It was extremely funny because she's exactly the opposite person to ever say such a thing.
Could be. Hippies were predominantly from upper middle and upper class households. Those were the ones that actually acted like this (at least until ma or pa became an alcoholic).
"So then Mary Sister Patrick had him against the wall and he nailed him!!!" "More gin Pop???" "Pleasant, unemotional conversation helps digestoin...I can't stress UNEMOTIONAL enough!!"
"Where the postman eagerly awaits" (muttering) "You emasculating bint" "Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, then disowns him!" "Nothing destroys the charm of a meal more quickly--like having a personality" "And be sure no one knows the REAL you" "This makes me want to heat up a Libbyland Dinner and eat in front of the TV"
The fact someone had to make a film telling people to live this way only proves no one ever did.
"A violent argument erupts over who's day was more pleasant." I love the ficticious models used for the 1950's family. Even "normal" families of that age weren't as twisted as this. MST3K understood how insipid and unrealistic all this was, and it's great comedy to boot:)
“The woody Allen story”
Lol right out of the gate 😂
Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, and disowns him!
PSA: "always make sure to act and appear pleasant around your family, and make sure to be yourself"
me: "well, which is it?"
"I can't stress unemotional enough"
my favorite line. it sums up the entire video perfectly.
4:53-4:55
"Dad i'm dating a Negro."
Best part in this entire video lol
Thank goodness someone actually said it! Haha! 😄 Only seconded by "dad I had a feeling." "well don't son." Hilarious!
Nope! Best line:
"Emotions are for ethnic people!"
I choked on my water & pissed myself laughing!
Our History Teacher showed us this in class. We were absolutely dying with laughter.
With or without the MST3K commentary?
Casey5693 With.
TheChildofAuraReborn That's even better. You had the most awesome history teacher ever!
My history teacher showed this to us too lol.
Absolutely nobody watching this today would take it seriously (well, maybe a tiny minority would), so you might as well show it to the class with the commentary included. If anything that just accentuates how times and the overall attitude of society has changed. It's also a good way to introduce the class to the concept of satire.
I love how the 50's had short films explaining everything, from having diner with your family to the importance of springs in life ("A case of Spring Feaver").
If anything existed in the 50's, someone would make a film about it.
well... these expensive film studios cant pay for themselves... Let's shovel some mundane life PSA's to the masses!
Well they didn’t have google lol
Any time, and every time I hear the word "pleasant" it makes me think of this short. Especially the line "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!!"
And the line about "pleasant, unemotional conversation aids digestion."
WELL THIS CERTAINLY IS PLEASANT
"I had a feeling today,Daddy.""Welll,don`t,son!"The 1950`s in a nutshell.
epic.
*lists numerous topics to not bring up or mannerisms not to display*
*concludes with "but always be yourself."*
LOL.
"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinner time." *So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.*
Which is also the creepiest line in the short.... Why would the daughter owe it to the men of the family to look attractive?!
"Watch him play Butler, in Remains of the Day." I love how MST3K wasn't afraid to make jokes that not too many people would get.
First saw this short in a college English class, where the prof put it up as an example of a modernist work with post-modernist commentary.
I don't know what I would do without you guys. Let's face it, life sucks but the chuckles I get from most and rifftrax help get through the day. My eyes are filled with tears of laughter
"A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."
"emotions are for ethnic people"
"well, there it is, spankings all around then"
oh man im cryin over here
Are you an ethnic person? Then stop that!
"Tell Mother how good the food is." ..."Even as you gag on it." LMAO
“Junior seats dad, and sister seats the dog”
Lol
Brother has a tight psychological grip on jr
"...I'm moving to Fire Island dear."
Nice...🏳️🌈
At 7:10- the son goes into graphic detail on what he did to the class president for not paying his weekly "protection", whilst the daughter goes into clinical detail about the pros & cons of feminine hygiene products.
If you guys follow Rifftrax, then you can see "Brother" taking a date (no, not "Mother", his best gal) to the prom.
"This stinks." Great callback to Pod People!
"Father I had a feeling today"
"well don't son."
Lol love it!
Daughter changes into something more comfortable; A WEREWOLF!!!!
lol "everyone wants to flee the seething cauldron of angst"
They sold me on “the woody Allen story “ brutal
Maybe I should have washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck. Lol
"Now is the dinner of our discontent made glorious by a narrator of yore . . ."
CROW:JR.SEATS DAD SISTER SEATS THE DOG AND THE DOG......
by far the best line from this short
That's nothing, there's one of these that tells you who you introduce to who first, then second, etc. It goes by age and gender or something like that.
"...and make sure to make a plate for the narrator."
0:24 Holy shit, a Sylvia Plath joke?! I was NOT expecting that! ROFL
"Father feigns eating, draws junior out, and disowns him!" hahahaha
Remember women: it's important to dress atractively for your father and or son.
It is notable that most guys were straight in those days. I do wonder.
The less said about this, the better.
you owe it to them lol!!
@jane doe Chicks willing to act like something more than just a room mate. No wonder boys stay single these days. And so many gay-looking ones.
@@pittland44 Especially when the housewife was in her dominatrix gear. 😥
nobody starts eating until father has served himself
THIS MEANS YOU!
One of the best shorts and movie from the MST3K boys.
“Father looks forward to spending time with those he loves”
“But not THESE people”
"Brother seats Junior..."
"Daughter obsesses with the flowers"
"....then helps mother to her chair as he would his best girl."
"The less said about this, the better."
Hey! I like my family as a friend!
“perhaps booze would alleviate this situation…” yes, please
“Brother has a tight psychological grip on junior.”
Still my FAVORITE short ^.^ Never gets old.
Short about 'proper' social behavior + MST = Comedy gold!
"father feigns eating, draws junior out, and disowns him!"
This is still hilarious!!!! But my family had TV trays. . . Seldom did we sit at the table! :-D
Father, I had a feeling today...
Well don't son!
I- I really can't believe this was a thing that was made unironically. My mind rebels at any attempt to accept that anyone, regardless of time or culture, could take this seriously.
...fast forward 5 years, and we found out that not only are these people real, but they vote Republican.
No doubt this was intended to be serious. But trust me on this it was as funny then as it is now.
Shut up loser
@@rabidrabbitshuggers reported !
I was alive and about 8 when this film was made. There were a few people like this. Not many though. None in my neighborhood.
This was originally shown in classrooms all over the U.S., around 1949. Of course, when you actually had the "date" with YOUR family, YOU always struck out...in more ways than one!
As I've said before...after the disruption of economic depression and world war, it was felt films like this were needed to reintroduce society to "proper" mores and behaviors
Sister obsesses with the flowers!
The Fire Island and Negro lines...*Wipes eyes* Oh, man.
"It's the Woody Allen story!"
This must be how Mike Pence sees the world.
ted dymski guess you can't take jokes. You're in the wrong place, then.
@@dankauffmanmusic I think T D must've got banned. His comment is gone.
Mother failed by not greeting Father with a martini!!!
"Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation."
This is an excelent short. Hands down one of the all time funniest.
"uh, you don't have to cut my mashed potatoes too...."
Hell yes! Thank God for the 60s, lol
5:45: "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."
My day was far more pleasant than yours!
Literally laughing out loud--great commentary!
I was just watching "The Hideous Sun Demon" (1959) and I'm pretty sure "Father" from this flick was in it.
Parkwaymania Did he do his ferret impression in that one, too?
God, I love this show. I love how they do easy jokes, but then also do cultural references (like the "Tale of Two Cities" one in here) that make me feel all smart when I get them. XD
Kickass show, in short.
"Treat the other members of your family with the same respect and cordiality you would show your most treasured friend outside the family circle."
"So snap Dad's bra?"
That's where I lost it.
"THERE'S A RABBIT IN THERE!"
"Where's the LAMB SAUCE!?!" 😡
I love the earnest sincerity of things from the 1950s, like this, but I also enjoy watching them getting made fun of.
Brother runs a boy cleaning service on the side.
Daughter obsesses with the flowers.
Ok buck up here we go. Martini.
A violent argument erupts over which day was more pleasant!
kid opens oven,
Mike, "sylvia?"
hahahahahaha!!!! fantastic
I like how the sister was pissed at her brother taking that pecan off the cake at the beginning.
"How's your puberty, dear?"
Love the la-di-da writing: "...no family so poor BUT THAT the evening meal.... no family so busy BUT THAT it can come together... "
Holy Cow! This 'Date" is scripted like a strict military exercise! With Dad in charge, even the smallest departure from the tightly planned meal will be met with Dad in a drill sergeants scream, drop and give me 2000 push ups!!
It's fun reading the comments from folks who mock this (which it deserves). Today's media is SO much more honest and realistic about how people live, uh huh, we're SO much more sophisticated...
Did the authorities of the 1950's really think that people did not know how to act around their own families?
Geez!
I’m sure they knew. And they wanted to stop it. Make people conform.
People in the '50s responded better to authoritative disembodied voices.
@@CarlEusebius But they were not quite as obedient to the "authorities" as they are today, Masks would've never been worn if COVID broke out then. No way..
This training video on how to be a human in a family just gives itself away about how fucked up the 50's were.
“What you’re watching now should’ve been edited in the final print my apologies.”
"She was a BIG nun, with a mustache and a big habit ..."
If it weren't for the hippies, we'd all live like the Cleaver family!
@@sGirl-ny9xj There's nothing wrong with them--except when you believe that it's how all "true Americans" should be.
True
@@KingoftheJuice18 Ever heard of a little fable called "The Stepford Wives"? 🤨
@@luisreyes1963 Sure, but June Cleaver wasn't a Stepford wife.
mom wants a career, dads gay, brother is taking marijauna, sister is dating a black guy, and juniors a communist :D
Jade10923 my family in a nutshell
They make the Munsters seem mundane.
You get the best comment award. LMFAO!!!!
If opie and Anthony did this short…. It would go horribly wrong and funny
What a scream! My face hurts with so much laughing...
Our version of dinner - Go to kitchen, help yourself to the food, bring it back to room.
The only time we ever ate at the table was for holidays with visiting family.
Same!!
+Captain Obvious that's a little too much in the opposite direction IMO. i think dinner with the family is important to have a couple times a week at least...not anywhere near as obsessive compulsive as the freakshow on display here though, lol
You mean those "fascist rules" against murder, drugs, single parenthood, grafitti, gang bangers and high taxes?
Love the old dangerous fridge with a handle. My uncle still has one just like that, my grandparents gave it to him when he moved out in 1970 and he still has it.
its 7 years later. Does he still have it?
Is it running? Does it need a walker to.. run?
Gaming Chinchilla Yep, sadly my grandparents have both died since I made that comment but the fridge is still functioning.
This is one of my favorite shorts. :-)
I love my Dad and brother, but looking attractive to my male relatives is not even on my list of priorities.
I"ve never understood that part. I mean all of it is ridiculous but.... this one makes me feel gross.
"Ah, you don't have to cut my mash potatoes too."
"Salad needs more butter, Mom." 🥗
The women of the family need to look rested and attractive for the men? Class, can you say 'incest'?
@anne marie x Anne, you're never going to attract a man with that kind of dominating tone. (5 bonus points if you can tell me where that's from)
@anne marie x It's a joke from Parks and Rec. Congrats on being married that long though, it's not an easy thing.
@anne marie x Gotcha. The joke is from Parks and Rec. You should check it out. Just search for "The best of April Ludgate." She's the most Defiant young woman and she says that to her boss to screw with her. It was extremely funny because she's exactly the opposite person to ever say such a thing.
"A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!"
We wish...😕
"With your family, you can relax. Be yourself. Just be sure it's your best self."
"And make sure no one knows the real you."
To me this is what caused the 1960's counterculture movement to happen.
Sad, but true. 😟
Could be. Hippies were predominantly from upper middle and upper class households. Those were the ones that actually acted like this (at least until ma or pa became an alcoholic).
I can't count the number of times I busted out laughing at this.
I'm moving to Fire Island.
A pretty dark Sylvia Plath reference.
Where? I must have missed it.
@@SprightlyValentino The very beginning when they open the oven door
"So then Mary Sister Patrick had him against the wall and he nailed him!!!"
"More gin Pop???"
"Pleasant, unemotional conversation helps digestoin...I can't stress UNEMOTIONAL enough!!"
"please god, take me now"
Mike: father, I had a feeling today
Tom: Well don't son
Then helps Mother to her chair as he would his best girl. The less said about this, the better...
"Where the postman eagerly awaits"
(muttering) "You emasculating bint"
"Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, then disowns him!"
"Nothing destroys the charm of a meal more quickly--like having a personality"
"And be sure no one knows the REAL you"
"This makes me want to heat up a Libbyland Dinner and eat in front of the TV"
Father went from "at least I have two sons" to "I have no son" in less than a minute.
Rough dinner.
"A Violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant" LOL!
Hugh Beaumont narrated this
"Dad, I had a feeling today."
"Well, don't, son."
lol
“Anyone seen our waitress?”
the 1950s summed up nicely
🤣🤣🤣
There are so many things in this that are scary and should be joked about that it's incapacitating.