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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @buckaroobanzai7063
    @buckaroobanzai7063 5 лет назад +42

    The fact someone had to make a film telling people to live this way only proves no one ever did.

  • @saedastarcaller
    @saedastarcaller 10 лет назад +110

    Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, and disowns him!

  • @janeadelaidelennox7193
    @janeadelaidelennox7193 5 лет назад +35

    “The woody Allen story”
    Lol right out of the gate 😂

  • @efxman
    @efxman 16 лет назад +82

    "A violent argument erupts over who's day was more pleasant." I love the ficticious models used for the 1950's family. Even "normal" families of that age weren't as twisted as this. MST3K understood how insipid and unrealistic all this was, and it's great comedy to boot:)

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn 10 лет назад +112

    Our History Teacher showed us this in class. We were absolutely dying with laughter.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 9 лет назад +13

      With or without the MST3K commentary?

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 9 лет назад +29

      Casey5693 With.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 9 лет назад +30

      TheChildofAuraReborn That's even better. You had the most awesome history teacher ever!

    • @wwef6lr
      @wwef6lr 8 лет назад +3

      My history teacher showed this to us too lol.

    • @SprightlyValentino
      @SprightlyValentino 5 лет назад +10

      Absolutely nobody watching this today would take it seriously (well, maybe a tiny minority would), so you might as well show it to the class with the commentary included. If anything that just accentuates how times and the overall attitude of society has changed. It's also a good way to introduce the class to the concept of satire.

  • @heyjungblood16
    @heyjungblood16 15 лет назад +18

    "I can't stress unemotional enough"
    my favorite line. it sums up the entire video perfectly.

  • @littlebearbradick9263
    @littlebearbradick9263 7 лет назад +43

    *lists numerous topics to not bring up or mannerisms not to display*
    *concludes with "but always be yourself."*
    LOL.

  • @AspieMediaBobby
    @AspieMediaBobby 7 лет назад +57

    "I had a feeling today,Daddy.""Welll,don`t,son!"The 1950`s in a nutshell.

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 4 года назад +24

    PSA: "always make sure to act and appear pleasant around your family, and make sure to be yourself"
    me: "well, which is it?"

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 11 лет назад +27

    I love how the 50's had short films explaining everything, from having diner with your family to the importance of springs in life ("A case of Spring Feaver").
    If anything existed in the 50's, someone would make a film about it.

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 года назад +1

      well... these expensive film studios cant pay for themselves... Let's shovel some mundane life PSA's to the masses!

    • @Musicandlyrics2400
      @Musicandlyrics2400 2 года назад +1

      Well they didn’t have google lol

  • @maouprier
    @maouprier 11 лет назад +58

    Any time, and every time I hear the word "pleasant" it makes me think of this short. Especially the line "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!!"
    And the line about "pleasant, unemotional conversation aids digestion."

    • @applemask
      @applemask 4 года назад +10

      WELL THIS CERTAINLY IS PLEASANT

  • @Zalis116
    @Zalis116 15 лет назад +19

    "Watch him play Butler, in Remains of the Day." I love how MST3K wasn't afraid to make jokes that not too many people would get.
    First saw this short in a college English class, where the prof put it up as an example of a modernist work with post-modernist commentary.

  • @jovanniebazil
    @jovanniebazil 5 лет назад +28

    4:53-4:55
    "Dad i'm dating a Negro."
    Best part in this entire video lol

    • @thedaylightwolfman564
      @thedaylightwolfman564 4 года назад +6

      Thank goodness someone actually said it! Haha! 😄 Only seconded by "dad I had a feeling." "well don't son." Hilarious!

    • @Nacho-Mamma
      @Nacho-Mamma 5 месяцев назад +2

      Nope! Best line:
      "Emotions are for ethnic people!"
      I choked on my water & pissed myself laughing!

  • @internziko
    @internziko 9 лет назад +30

    Brother has a tight psychological grip on jr

  • @barbllm
    @barbllm 7 лет назад +24

    "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."

  • @denisecranson831
    @denisecranson831 9 лет назад +37

    "Tell Mother how good the food is." ..."Even as you gag on it." LMAO

  • @kymmydanger
    @kymmydanger 10 лет назад +29

    "...I'm moving to Fire Island dear."

  • @billsmith6884
    @billsmith6884 7 лет назад +21

    Daughter changes into something more comfortable; A WEREWOLF!!!!

  • @noisydope
    @noisydope 6 лет назад +37

    "emotions are for ethnic people"
    "well, there it is, spankings all around then"
    oh man im cryin over here

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +3

      Are you an ethnic person? Then stop that!

  • @aryaasha4589
    @aryaasha4589 9 лет назад +19

    lol "everyone wants to flee the seething cauldron of angst"

  • @jonathanwashington6083
    @jonathanwashington6083 6 лет назад +21

    If you guys follow Rifftrax, then you can see "Brother" taking a date (no, not "Mother", his best gal) to the prom.

  • @JHATDRUMMER1976
    @JHATDRUMMER1976 9 лет назад +22

    CROW:JR.SEATS DAD SISTER SEATS THE DOG AND THE DOG......
    by far the best line from this short

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 года назад

      That's nothing, there's one of these that tells you who you introduce to who first, then second, etc. It goes by age and gender or something like that.

  • @bubbechutzpah
    @bubbechutzpah 8 месяцев назад +1

    I don't know what I would do without you guys. Let's face it, life sucks but the chuckles I get from most and rifftrax help get through the day. My eyes are filled with tears of laughter

  • @TimelordR
    @TimelordR 13 лет назад +16

    At 7:10- the son goes into graphic detail on what he did to the class president for not paying his weekly "protection", whilst the daughter goes into clinical detail about the pros & cons of feminine hygiene products.

  • @SuperHollygrovechick
    @SuperHollygrovechick 13 лет назад +75

    "The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinner time." *So they're unsuspecting when they kill them.*

    • @jasondulin7376
      @jasondulin7376 Год назад +4

      Which is also the creepiest line in the short.... Why would the daughter owe it to the men of the family to look attractive?!

  • @AaronWood
    @AaronWood 4 года назад +4

    "This stinks." Great callback to Pod People!

  • @Xocists
    @Xocists 12 лет назад +21

    I- I really can't believe this was a thing that was made unironically. My mind rebels at any attempt to accept that anyone, regardless of time or culture, could take this seriously.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 6 лет назад +11

      ...fast forward 5 years, and we found out that not only are these people real, but they vote Republican.

    • @chrismarlow5631
      @chrismarlow5631 5 лет назад +3

      No doubt this was intended to be serious. But trust me on this it was as funny then as it is now.

    • @freebird0147
      @freebird0147 3 года назад

      Shut up loser

    • @freebird0147
      @freebird0147 3 года назад

      @@rabidrabbitshuggers reported !

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 года назад +1

      I was alive and about 8 when this film was made. There were a few people like this. Not many though. None in my neighborhood.

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Год назад +2

    “Junior seats dad, and sister seats the dog”
    Lol

  • @tb4495
    @tb4495 5 лет назад +5

    “Brother has a tight psychological grip on junior.”

  • @patriciaclark9957
    @patriciaclark9957 2 года назад +2

    Maybe I should have washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck. Lol

  • @joker927
    @joker927 17 лет назад +5

    "Father feigns eating, draws junior out, and disowns him!" hahahaha

  • @JHATDRUMMER1976
    @JHATDRUMMER1976 9 лет назад +14

    nobody starts eating until father has served himself
    THIS MEANS YOU!

  • @goosefukulardeath7300
    @goosefukulardeath7300 2 года назад +2

    They sold me on “the woody Allen story “ brutal

  • @themange59
    @themange59 17 лет назад +5

    "Father I had a feeling today"
    "well don't son."
    Lol love it!

  • @HCHaven7619
    @HCHaven7619 2 года назад +2

    "...and make sure to make a plate for the narrator."

  • @UKISOCIETY
    @UKISOCIETY 13 лет назад +8

    One of the best shorts and movie from the MST3K boys.

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Год назад +2

    “Father looks forward to spending time with those he loves”
    “But not THESE people”

  • @JohnInTheShelter
    @JohnInTheShelter 2 года назад +3

    Short about 'proper' social behavior + MST = Comedy gold!

  • @johnrie18
    @johnrie18 6 лет назад +6

    Father, I had a feeling today...
    Well don't son!

  • @Azrael666Azazel
    @Azrael666Azazel 6 лет назад +66

    Remember women: it's important to dress atractively for your father and or son.

    • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
      @JoeKaye-hn5dt 4 года назад +1

      It is notable that most guys were straight in those days. I do wonder.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +11

      The less said about this, the better.

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 4 года назад +4

      you owe it to them lol!!

    • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
      @JoeKaye-hn5dt 4 года назад +1

      @jane doe Chicks willing to act like something more than just a room mate. No wonder boys stay single these days. And so many gay-looking ones.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 4 года назад +2

      @@pittland44 Especially when the housewife was in her dominatrix gear. 😥

  • @pmalone4
    @pmalone4 Год назад +2

    0:24 Holy shit, a Sylvia Plath joke?! I was NOT expecting that! ROFL

  • @TheVintageBug
    @TheVintageBug 14 лет назад +2

    Still my FAVORITE short ^.^ Never gets old.

  • @slaptastic_7
    @slaptastic_7 Год назад +3

    “perhaps booze would alleviate this situation…” yes, please

  • @fromthesidelines
    @fromthesidelines 18 лет назад +3

    This was originally shown in classrooms all over the U.S., around 1949. Of course, when you actually had the "date" with YOUR family, YOU always struck out...in more ways than one!

    • @tomservo56954
      @tomservo56954 5 лет назад +3

      As I've said before...after the disruption of economic depression and world war, it was felt films like this were needed to reintroduce society to "proper" mores and behaviors

  • @Casey5693
    @Casey5693 9 лет назад +24

    Did the authorities of the 1950's really think that people did not know how to act around their own families?

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 9 лет назад +4

      Geez!

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 6 лет назад +15

      I’m sure they knew. And they wanted to stop it. Make people conform.

    • @CarlEusebius
      @CarlEusebius 6 лет назад +10

      People in the '50s responded better to authoritative disembodied voices.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 года назад

      @@CarlEusebius But they were not quite as obedient to the "authorities" as they are today, Masks would've never been worn if COVID broke out then. No way..

  • @xekul
    @xekul 16 лет назад +3

    "father feigns eating, draws junior out, and disowns him!"

  • @phylliselizahb1041
    @phylliselizahb1041 2 года назад +2

    "Now is the dinner of our discontent made glorious by a narrator of yore . . ."

  • @Parkwaymania
    @Parkwaymania 10 лет назад +11

    I was just watching "The Hideous Sun Demon" (1959) and I'm pretty sure "Father" from this flick was in it.

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 6 лет назад +2

      Parkwaymania Did he do his ferret impression in that one, too?

  • @copperandbrick
    @copperandbrick 14 лет назад +9

    This is one of my favorite shorts. :-)
    I love my Dad and brother, but looking attractive to my male relatives is not even on my list of priorities.

    • @jasondulin7376
      @jasondulin7376 Год назад +2

      I"ve never understood that part. I mean all of it is ridiculous but.... this one makes me feel gross.

  • @AndrewDolanABD
    @AndrewDolanABD Год назад +1

    Literally laughing out loud--great commentary!

  • @Marty43936
    @Marty43936 10 лет назад +6

    This is still hilarious!!!! But my family had TV trays. . . Seldom did we sit at the table! :-D

  • @CesMan83
    @CesMan83 13 лет назад +11

    If it weren't for the hippies, we'd all live like the Cleaver family!

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +2

      @@sGirl-ny9xj There's nothing wrong with them--except when you believe that it's how all "true Americans" should be.

    • @mikebums682
      @mikebums682 4 года назад

      True

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@KingoftheJuice18 Ever heard of a little fable called "The Stepford Wives"? 🤨

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 8 месяцев назад

      @@luisreyes1963 Sure, but June Cleaver wasn't a Stepford wife.

  • @TheClutchCanuck
    @TheClutchCanuck 6 лет назад +4

    "uh, you don't have to cut my mashed potatoes too...."

  • @tomservo1971
    @tomservo1971 5 лет назад +5

    A pretty dark Sylvia Plath reference.

  • @ebrown2112
    @ebrown2112 16 лет назад +1

    Sister obsesses with the flowers!

  • @Fictionluverkdm
    @Fictionluverkdm 17 лет назад +3

    God, I love this show. I love how they do easy jokes, but then also do cultural references (like the "Tale of Two Cities" one in here) that make me feel all smart when I get them. XD
    Kickass show, in short.

  • @TheAnubis57
    @TheAnubis57 4 года назад +2

    I like how the sister was pissed at her brother taking that pecan off the cake at the beginning.

  • @SandraNevermind
    @SandraNevermind 8 лет назад +7

    5:45: "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +1

      My day was far more pleasant than yours!

  • @CesMan83
    @CesMan83 12 лет назад +4

    Hell yes! Thank God for the 60s, lol

  • @jayMaze5
    @jayMaze5 15 лет назад +1

    This is an excelent short. Hands down one of the all time funniest.

  • @markusvampyre
    @markusvampyre 13 лет назад +27

    "Brother seats Junior..."
    "Daughter obsesses with the flowers"
    "....then helps mother to her chair as he would his best girl."
    "The less said about this, the better."

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +6

      Hey! I like my family as a friend!

  • @5star555555555
    @5star555555555 13 лет назад +6

    A violent argument erupts over which day was more pleasant!

  • @areoborg
    @areoborg 16 лет назад +6

    "THERE'S A RABBIT IN THERE!"

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 лет назад +1

      "Where's the LAMB SAUCE!?!" 😡

  • @SprightlyValentino
    @SprightlyValentino 5 лет назад +6

    I love the earnest sincerity of things from the 1950s, like this, but I also enjoy watching them getting made fun of.

  • @flashesofblack4128
    @flashesofblack4128 4 года назад +4

    Holy Cow! This 'Date" is scripted like a strict military exercise! With Dad in charge, even the smallest departure from the tightly planned meal will be met with Dad in a drill sergeants scream, drop and give me 2000 push ups!!

  • @afmghost1759
    @afmghost1759 4 года назад +2

    "Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation."

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 Год назад +2

    Mother failed by not greeting Father with a martini!!!

  • @SixFeetUndr101
    @SixFeetUndr101 5 лет назад +20

    This must be how Mike Pence sees the world.

    • @dankauffmanmusic
      @dankauffmanmusic 4 года назад +2

      ted dymski guess you can't take jokes. You're in the wrong place, then.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 года назад +2

      @@dankauffmanmusic I think T D must've got banned. His comment is gone.

  • @AngieEnz84
    @AngieEnz84 12 лет назад +5

    The Fire Island and Negro lines...*Wipes eyes* Oh, man.
    "It's the Woody Allen story!"

  • @butterflysuki
    @butterflysuki 18 лет назад +3

    "A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!"

  • @markusvampyre
    @markusvampyre 13 лет назад +7

    "Ah, you don't have to cut my mash potatoes too."

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 8 месяцев назад +1

      "Salad needs more butter, Mom." 🥗

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 7 лет назад +2

    What a scream! My face hurts with so much laughing...

  • @pugnaciousd8339
    @pugnaciousd8339 4 года назад +2

    “What you’re watching now should’ve been edited in the final print my apologies.”

  • @captainobvious9233
    @captainobvious9233 9 лет назад +8

    Our version of dinner - Go to kitchen, help yourself to the food, bring it back to room.
    The only time we ever ate at the table was for holidays with visiting family.

    • @emmybananaart1188
      @emmybananaart1188 9 лет назад +3

      Same!!

    • @jimboa20
      @jimboa20 8 лет назад +13

      +Captain Obvious that's a little too much in the opposite direction IMO. i think dinner with the family is important to have a couple times a week at least...not anywhere near as obsessive compulsive as the freakshow on display here though, lol

    • @leecox1513
      @leecox1513 7 лет назад +1

      You mean those "fascist rules" against murder, drugs, single parenthood, grafitti, gang bangers and high taxes?

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 6 месяцев назад +1

    Father went from "at least I have two sons" to "I have no son" in less than a minute.
    Rough dinner.

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 8 лет назад +10

    What's wrong with discussing gruesome sights & unpleasant topics at the dinner table? Good for the digestion.

  • @pharmboy730
    @pharmboy730 2 года назад +2

    "How's your puberty, dear?"

  • @rmn002
    @rmn002 16 лет назад +7

    To me this is what caused the 1960's counterculture movement to happen.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 4 года назад

      Sad, but true. 😟

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 года назад +1

      Could be. Hippies were predominantly from upper middle and upper class households. Those were the ones that actually acted like this (at least until ma or pa became an alcoholic).

  • @JohnInTheShelter
    @JohnInTheShelter 2 года назад +2

    It's fun reading the comments from folks who mock this (which it deserves). Today's media is SO much more honest and realistic about how people live, uh huh, we're SO much more sophisticated...

  • @kevin2400
    @kevin2400 2 года назад +1

    If opie and Anthony did this short…. It would go horribly wrong and funny

  • @aaronkasperek526
    @aaronkasperek526 3 года назад +2

    Ok buck up here we go. Martini.

  • @twags32689
    @twags32689 16 лет назад +1

    kid opens oven,
    Mike, "sylvia?"
    hahahahahaha!!!! fantastic

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 2 года назад +1

    Brother runs a boy cleaning service on the side.
    Daughter obsesses with the flowers.

  • @noodlenate
    @noodlenate 14 лет назад +2

    There are so many things in this that are scary and should be joked about that it's incapacitating.

  • @MoultrieGeek
    @MoultrieGeek 3 года назад +2

    This is not a family, it's a serial killer factory. Why is Brother 31 years old? One of my favorite shorts!

  • @itsamebrinyoh7038
    @itsamebrinyoh7038 6 лет назад +6

    Tired voice: "Sylvia?"

  • @chieromancer
    @chieromancer 6 лет назад +7

    I'm moving to Fire Island.

  • @TheAnubis57
    @TheAnubis57 4 года назад +2

    LOL! I can't imagine calling my sister a "cruddy skank" right at diner time.
    For some reason I started to laugh uncontrollably by that riff.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 2 месяца назад

      Would "emasculating bint" be better? 😅

  • @crowtservo
    @crowtservo 11 лет назад +5

    Love the old dangerous fridge with a handle. My uncle still has one just like that, my grandparents gave it to him when he moved out in 1970 and he still has it.

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 года назад +1

      its 7 years later. Does he still have it?
      Is it running? Does it need a walker to.. run?

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo 4 года назад +1

      Gaming Chinchilla Yep, sadly my grandparents have both died since I made that comment but the fridge is still functioning.

  • @kdohertygizbur
    @kdohertygizbur 9 лет назад +4

    Daughter obsesses with the flowers

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 5 лет назад +2

      This should have been edited out my apolgies.

  • @MrHmg55
    @MrHmg55 4 года назад +2

    "She was a BIG nun, with a mustache and a big habit ..."

  • @ss_whole
    @ss_whole 7 лет назад +2

    I can't count the number of times I busted out laughing at this.

  • @theycallmetundraboy
    @theycallmetundraboy Год назад +3

    This training video on how to be a human in a family just gives itself away about how fucked up the 50's were.

  • @ninalutgen6244
    @ninalutgen6244 6 лет назад +2

    Brother has a tight phycological grip on junior haha.😂

  • @sarahcartan4194
    @sarahcartan4194 2 года назад +2

    "With your family, you can relax. Be yourself. Just be sure it's your best self."
    "And make sure no one knows the real you."

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 9 лет назад +53

    The women of the family need to look rested and attractive for the men? Class, can you say 'incest'?

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +2

      @anne marie x Anne, you're never going to attract a man with that kind of dominating tone. (5 bonus points if you can tell me where that's from)

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +2

      @anne marie x It's a joke from Parks and Rec. Congrats on being married that long though, it's not an easy thing.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +3

      @anne marie x Gotcha. The joke is from Parks and Rec. You should check it out. Just search for "The best of April Ludgate." She's the most Defiant young woman and she says that to her boss to screw with her. It was extremely funny because she's exactly the opposite person to ever say such a thing.

  • @WildWelshWitch
    @WildWelshWitch 16 лет назад +5

    got to wonder...they supposed eat dinner this way EVERY night? Fancy clothes and centerpieces and all?
    *salutes MST3K* thank you for pointing out every single flaw in this movie X3

  • @SprightlyValentino
    @SprightlyValentino 5 лет назад +2

    "Treat the other members of your family with the same respect and cordiality you would show your most treasured friend outside the family circle."
    "So snap Dad's bra?"
    That's where I lost it.

  • @Jade10923
    @Jade10923 13 лет назад +10

    mom wants a career, dads gay, brother is taking marijauna, sister is dating a black guy, and juniors a communist :D

  • @smpawloski
    @smpawloski 14 лет назад +126

    "Dad, I had a feeling today."
    "Well, don't, son."