MST3K - Posture Pals

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @Casey5693
    @Casey5693 9 лет назад +100

    They had a self-help video for everything in the 1950's.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 года назад +3

      Posture started in the 20's along with sleeping with the window open. This was about the 10th posture film.

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 3 месяца назад +2

      But not for minorities and spouse abuse.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 3 месяца назад

      @@jean-lucpicard5510 Or for mental health issues

    • @metaljacket8128
      @metaljacket8128 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@jean-lucpicard5510And nowadays we have all those problems and a few more on top, despite all our advancement!
      Turns out time periods all have their ups and downs, and if you only focus on the downs, everything will always look terrible.

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 Месяц назад

      @@metaljacket8128 I don't how you look to the positives when you get racially profiled for driving while being black,

  • @OddMike
    @OddMike 10 лет назад +63

    Crow's burned-up silhouette gets me every time

    • @Cheeyev
      @Cheeyev 10 лет назад +5

      He looks like Mangle when he got burnt..

  • @flapjacko
    @flapjacko 6 лет назад +80

    “out of balance, just like a house about to fall”
    “just like his dad on friday night”
    I LOVE THIS SHOW

  • @joeburinskas8672
    @joeburinskas8672 2 года назад +13

    The shorts are some of the funniest things about MST3K

  • @TPrower
    @TPrower 10 лет назад +100

    Narrator: Don't you agree that these four children deserve to win, after trying so hard to improve their postures?
    Joel, Tom, and Crow: NO.
    XD

  • @CitizenKahne1992
    @CitizenKahne1992 11 лет назад +39

    "You can see that this boy needs help."
    "He's a loser and the kids let him know it."

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 10 лет назад +26

    "It's Hitchcock!"
    "After Slimfast."
    *cue Death March of a Marionette*
    YUSS!

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 10 лет назад

      I mean Funeral March, this isn't the Philippines. :P

  • @dkt1976dt
    @dkt1976dt 9 лет назад +71

    "Now their chances of ever being cool are ruined for life" LMAO

    • @TheBelieveit1
      @TheBelieveit1 9 лет назад +5

      Donald Thompson cause they're the only kids in their class who gave a crap XD

    • @shuttittuppitt9355
      @shuttittuppitt9355 8 лет назад +2

      osture pals - GOOF
      At the end, when the 4 kids stand in front of the class, the 2 girls are wearing sweater jackets. 2 seconds later, the sweater jackets are gone.

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 8 лет назад +2

      +Shuttitt Uppitt illuminati confirmed

  • @TanzDerSchatten
    @TanzDerSchatten 9 лет назад +87

    Jimmy's father served in the Pacific during WWII, hence Jimmy's Hawaiian shirt, which Dad picked up as a souvenir during a refueling stop in Honolulu. As a Marine Corps sergeant, Dad led his squad ashore at Tarawa under the command of Col. David Shoup. He drinks in an effort to forget the days of bloody fighting, which explains his crooked posture on Friday nights.

    • @1rk3neditz
      @1rk3neditz 9 лет назад +6

      +TanzDerSchatten amazing backstory

    • @1rk3neditz
      @1rk3neditz 8 лет назад +2

      ***** Thats a great backstory too

    • @Lazyguy22
      @Lazyguy22 8 лет назад +3

      +TanzDerSchatten Jane loves trees.

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 8 лет назад +7

      Matilda Jane's parents were among the first of the hippies, chaining themselves to trees, and imbibing the sweet smoke of some unusual botanicals.

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 7 лет назад +11

      Mary wanted to be an actress.
      It didn't pan out.
      She overdosed on pills alone in a rundown motel in Tennessee at the age of 27. No one remembers her.

  • @BTLemming
    @BTLemming 14 лет назад +19

    "Miss Martin, Tommy drew a bong!" is my all-time favorite line from this show.

    • @astrocitizen
      @astrocitizen Год назад

      I was such a sheltered kid growing up. I could have sworn the line was "bomb" until my mid-thirties.

  • @jilliebean3000
    @jilliebean3000 15 лет назад +25

    I never knew of mst3k's existence until a few weeks ago, now i'm hooked. It's such a funny, friendly show and the D.I.Y low budget look of the show just adds to its warmth and charm =D

    • @RoyAnderson
      @RoyAnderson 2 года назад +2

      Welcome to the club, fellow mstie! :)
      Yeah, your comment is from 12 years ago, but it took a long time for approval for this welcome to work it’s way through the bureaucracy.

  • @alcalu
    @alcalu 5 лет назад +11

    "Here, she reenacts her first DUI." You can't eat or drink during these episodes. Man, these guys were hilarious!

  • @MutantSentry
    @MutantSentry 10 лет назад +37

    That Bombo doll is horrifying... Did I once see him creeping around in a sewer shining lights at kids and talking about floating?

    • @adiraiju9336
      @adiraiju9336 9 лет назад +9

      +MutantSentry Honestly, the idea that he HAS a spine is the most disturbing thing of all...

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 3 года назад +2

      I think it's actually a Bozo doll.

  • @ngobleus
    @ngobleus 17 лет назад +6

    Yes! He said it! "The...larch." I actually had to play back that part to make sure I wasn't imagining him say it.

  • @amberarizmendi7791
    @amberarizmendi7791 5 лет назад +5

    after the crowning, a revolution broke out in the classroom. the king queen of postures heads are mounted on pikes, and the prince and princess of posture were buried alive at sea. Mrs. Martin lived happily in a cottage in France for the rest of her days.

  • @russellcrawley2110
    @russellcrawley2110 3 года назад +8

    I'll always love MST3K. This show never failed to make me crack up.

  • @ghostofandy
    @ghostofandy 11 лет назад +39

    My dumb school only taught me about Math and History and English, never posture.

    • @MutantSentry
      @MutantSentry 10 лет назад +9

      Oh the things you could spend class time on when you weren't being held hostage to a one size fits all standardized test... Art, creative writing, posture...

    • @TanzDerSchatten
      @TanzDerSchatten 8 лет назад +6

      +ghostofandy What I'd like to know is, how can you maintain good posture while practicing "duck and cover"?

    • @MutantSentry
      @MutantSentry 8 лет назад +5

      Hold your back flat to the bottom of the desk

    • @chemdance
      @chemdance 6 лет назад +1

      I went to school in the '50s, and nobody ever mentioned posture. Mine was terrible. Fixed it with ballet in my 30's.

    • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
      @JoeKaye-hn5dt 4 года назад

      @@chemdance In the mid 50's I had a first grade teacher that pestered us about posture. And coloring stuff only within the lines.

  • @beauwalker9820
    @beauwalker9820 Год назад +3

    7:59 R.I.P. Bombo the happy, and unironic clown.

  • @menslady125eif2590
    @menslady125eif2590 3 года назад +5

    "The story you are about to see is true. No names were changed, because NO ONE was innocent!"

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 7 лет назад +11

    Thank you, I'm wearing a lovely pantsuit

  • @scientistservant
    @scientistservant 10 лет назад +3

    Fucking love the Beavis impersonation whenever Jimmy appeared on the screen.

  • @xGodofAcidx
    @xGodofAcidx 3 года назад +3

    They gave them little robes and scepters, my ribs hurt from laughing

  • @Friend2Fuzzies
    @Friend2Fuzzies 6 лет назад +9

    "an airplane shouldn't stand crooked"
    "like daddy on friday nights"

  • @jackson5056
    @jackson5056 9 лет назад +33

    7:59 I laughed so hard, I almost died.

  • @HughJassat
    @HughJassat 17 лет назад +5

    Tommy, Mary and Jane were later executed after Jimmy staged a bloody coup, declaring himself Posture Emperor for Life.
    Great short, thanks for posting.

  • @stevej71393
    @stevej71393 12 лет назад +4

    No wonder so many people dropped out of school back then and worked at factories.

  • @lharper2323
    @lharper2323 7 лет назад +12

    I can’t stop laughing at this. Everyone needs a “posture posse”. 😂

  • @ErinIsPunk
    @ErinIsPunk 14 лет назад +9

    "They're gonna take this for about a half hour before killing each other." LOL, I love Joel's dialogue

  • @wimbletonjones7541
    @wimbletonjones7541 2 года назад +4

    I love how the kids draw passive-aggressive pictures of how bad their partner's postures are

  • @frbe0101
    @frbe0101 15 лет назад +5

    I remember seeing this as a child, when watching MST3K, god brings back memories, nearly chocked to death laughing

  • @floraposteschild4184
    @floraposteschild4184 10 лет назад +21

    Miss Martin has a hell of an expensive outfit on, for her day as an elementary school teacher.

    • @TanzDerSchatten
      @TanzDerSchatten 8 лет назад +14

      +Flora Posteschild She's trying to catch the gym teacher's eye.

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 6 лет назад +4

      TanzDerSchatten Well she sure ain’t gonna do it with THAT hairstyle!

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +1

      Also her posture is far from perfect..for shame!

    • @NeptuneRising70
      @NeptuneRising70 3 года назад +1

      Hey, Chris Chambers tried to tell us she stole the milk money and used it to buy a new outfit but no one believed him!

    • @451hist
      @451hist 3 года назад +1

      @@NeptuneRising70 Teddy and Vern were a couple of feebs.

  • @mizzCici14
    @mizzCici14 16 лет назад +10

    "Hollow chest and tired head."
    "She should just go home to bed.....green eggs and ham."
    lol that part made me laugh so hard

  • @knightclawer
    @knightclawer 16 лет назад +7

    "My Name's Sally and I'm a shackolic"..."Hello Sally!!"
    'Thank You..thank you very much I'm wearing a pantsuit"
    "They go away to Burger King to get crappy hats"
    "Mom's dress matches the wallpaper"
    "Sorry...mom-dad"
    "Fixed!!, Its Fixed!!"
    LOL--Funniest Quotes in this short

  • @dkt1976dt
    @dkt1976dt 9 лет назад +18

    "uh sorry Mom,Dad"

  • @Scribblerjohnny
    @Scribblerjohnny 14 лет назад +4

    This is one of my favorite shorts. I love the commentary.

  • @johnnyorland0
    @johnnyorland0 17 лет назад +3

    I came across this MST short flipping through channels around 1992 and was instantly hooked. It's great that they are doing new stuff now (RiffTrax and The Film Crew).

  • @marriedtothemusic23
    @marriedtothemusic23 12 лет назад +7

    "Their chances of being popular are ruined forever."
    Bahahaha! So true.

  • @danielbissell
    @danielbissell 7 лет назад +8

    “And you truck like the Doo-Dah Man!”

  • @PhiloB68
    @PhiloB68 16 лет назад +3

    I'm a hardcore Mystie...started recording them on VHS when they first came to Comedy Central. When Penn Gillete was the voice for Comedy Central. Now I am working on my DVD collection. The Legend of Boggey Creek: The Legend Continues is one of my all time favs. So a very big AYE to you clambo !!! A very Big AYE !!!

  • @TheOneTrueFingal
    @TheOneTrueFingal 12 лет назад +5

    In the opening host segment, the gang was staging a video for "America's Goofiest Home Videos" with Crow as a little girl atop a stack of boxes full of flammable pajamas. Servo provided the special effects...with a blow torch. Crow became extra crispy.

  • @efxman
    @efxman 11 лет назад +16

    They're disgusted and filled with self loathing.

  • @deadcrowes19
    @deadcrowes19 14 лет назад +7

    "With hollowed chest and tired head."
    "She should just go home to bed."
    I don't know why, but that line kills me every time I hear it!

  • @tipsy9947
    @tipsy9947 3 года назад +1

    The original poster of the video says Melissa Gilbert is in this, but she wasn't even born yet when this was made

  • @brendacshea
    @brendacshea 5 лет назад +4

    During the first broadcast I remember laughing really hard at "and truck like the doo dah man" but ya know, it was a giant champagne brunch. Don't hate.

  • @BrianRetro
    @BrianRetro 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Okay honey I'm going to kill this tree if you don't stand straight!"
    "A tree plant shouldn't bend like that!"
    JOEL: "Then stop doing it!"
    My favorite lines from this short.

  • @Dulcimertunes
    @Dulcimertunes 9 месяцев назад +1

    I would have LOVED to have those curls in 1960

  • @GunarmDyne
    @GunarmDyne 15 лет назад +1

    He got horribly burned prior to the start of the movie while filming a fire stunt.

  • @reddavis4808
    @reddavis4808 Год назад +1

    "Just like his dad on friday night." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JamieRobles1
    @JamieRobles1 11 лет назад +4

    During the intro of this episode, Crow was talked into doing a video for TV's Funniest Home Videos- they were going for it's funny when you get hurt route. Crow got burned playing a little girl on a stack of boxes filled with flammable pajamas- Tom played pyrotechie for this stunt. :D

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 18 лет назад +1

    That's when the kids come up with a plan to blackmail Mrs. Reedy!

  • @DavidEzell
    @DavidEzell 18 лет назад +2

    There is another episode, perhaps the next one after this, and they are still talking about this short. Either Crow or Servo says he wants to, "marry into posture."

  • @BondoFox
    @BondoFox 18 лет назад +2

    I've been huntng this MSTie short for AGES!!
    THANKS for sharing it!!

  • @frisbiegirl
    @frisbiegirl 17 лет назад +2

    Imogena Coca...female comedian of 50's

  • @bigbirdweb
    @bigbirdweb 15 лет назад +1

    Good attention to detail.

  • @alecfoster4413
    @alecfoster4413 6 лет назад +4

    Mary looks so 19th century.

  • @jamesdaniels3699
    @jamesdaniels3699 Год назад +1

    The teacher must've went Burger King and had a Whopper for she's wearing a BK crown

  • @Adamguy2003
    @Adamguy2003 16 лет назад +3

    "He's a loser, and the kids let him know it."
    "Here, she re- enacts her first DUI."

  • @adamcolbertmusic
    @adamcolbertmusic Год назад +2

    "Their chances of being cool are ruined for life" 😂

  • @GregDad100
    @GregDad100 14 лет назад +3

    "It's Ernest Borgnine!" It's hard to imagine that this film was actually shown in schools during the 1950s, but it was. Incredible.

  • @2BChaos
    @2BChaos 4 года назад +2

    Love the Monty Python reference at 2:03

  • @bojo0
    @bojo0 17 лет назад +1

    It's Joel; the cutaway scene was of the Gizmonic Institute too.

  • @yvonnerousseau2238
    @yvonnerousseau2238 10 лет назад +11

    "Jane loves trees." ............ o.O

  • @brady178
    @brady178 14 лет назад +4

    "These 4 children are especially interested in the 4 important things"
    "Cause they're on the payroll" Lol.

  • @AlicexMarilyn
    @AlicexMarilyn 13 лет назад +4

    Princess of posture? Can you put that on your resume?

  • @Raithious
    @Raithious 14 лет назад +3

    "And what gives Jane her worried frown?"
    "Valium?"

  • @TBTabby
    @TBTabby 15 лет назад +2

    The 'Bots were staging a "spontaneous" funny home video, and Crow was playing the part of a little girl on a stack of highly flammable pajamas.

  • @argosinu9004
    @argosinu9004 3 года назад +1

    "Stand up straight -- Or I'll kill this tree!!" (Not the literal quote, but that's the gist.)

  • @maxtheaxeiswax
    @maxtheaxeiswax 15 лет назад +1

    They still do this, they have a website called rifftrax. they do more resent movies now.

  • @OddMike
    @OddMike 11 лет назад +3

    "Then, Mary's head is set on fire."

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 15 лет назад +1

    he caught on fire. At the beginning, Servo says 'He's still smoldering'...

  • @sl4983
    @sl4983 3 года назад +1

    This background talk is hilarious!!!!!

  • @RockenDokkenlover91
    @RockenDokkenlover91 15 лет назад +1

    around middle school i started wearing a heavy backpack and t would make me slouch alot so as a result of that my chest started caving in a little and it looks like a little canyon and my back sticks out more than usual but now i'm trying to fix it anyone know what i can do to fix it?

  • @Adamguy2003
    @Adamguy2003 10 лет назад +21

    Mary's mother looks like John Wayne in drag.

    • @TanzDerSchatten
      @TanzDerSchatten 8 лет назад +3

      +Adamguy2003 It gives you an idea of what Mary's going to look like in her middle years, unless she takes after a distant relative somewhere.

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 7 лет назад +2

      Adamguy2003 I don't think that's Mary's biological mother. They don't look a thing alike.

  • @servantofLoviatar
    @servantofLoviatar 15 лет назад +3

    "She's weird, which results in creativity." :D

  • @collegeman1988
    @collegeman1988 6 лет назад +3

    Later that night when Mary was in bed, she saw Bonbo was missing from the dresser. Terrified that Bonbo went missing, Mary looked under her bed which gave Bonbo the perfect opportunity to strangle Mary to death when she wasn’t looking. The End

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 6 лет назад

      collegeman1988 Channeling Stephen King, are we? 🦇

    • @collegeman1988
      @collegeman1988 6 лет назад +1

      Luis Reyes Uh, no. Have you seen Poltergeist? I’m not referring to the remake, but the original 1982 version. The first depiction of a scary stuffed toy clown that I remember seeing was in that movie.

  • @Grateful_Dad_54
    @Grateful_Dad_54 4 года назад +1

    "The. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Larch!" Line from Monty Python. Love it!

  • @GoldenLegionHoney
    @GoldenLegionHoney 17 лет назад +3

    6:46 "SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" one of my all time favorites

  • @Bomfunker91
    @Bomfunker91 18 лет назад +6

    "The...larch!"

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 6 лет назад +5

    Mom is Earnest Borgnine
    Thanks momdad

  • @orgixvi3
    @orgixvi3 15 лет назад +1

    Actually it IS possible to straighten your spine completely, but you'd need something on you, of coarse it doesn't take tourture devices to do that. If you walk around with a "perfect" posture and something heavy enough to knock you down hits you on your head, it could shatter your spine, even if your head doesn't fracture and you survive.

  • @Mistertbones
    @Mistertbones 16 лет назад +1

    That's when the kids came up with a plan to blackmail Ms. Martin!

  • @10KLilSebastians
    @10KLilSebastians 14 лет назад +1

    gotta love the 50's (the videos they had)

  • @snakes3425
    @snakes3425 14 лет назад +4

    Sheesh the Sixties can't get here fast enough

  • @RocMegamanX
    @RocMegamanX 16 лет назад +1

    "The voice-over guy sounds like the guy from the Empire Carpet commercials."
    He does sound like him...And I've watched the commercials plenty of times.

  • @Zhegan
    @Zhegan 15 лет назад +1

    Being the posture king has got to look good on a resume

  • @alqemizzy
    @alqemizzy 16 лет назад +3

    "Your body is like a tree."
    "With Dutch Elm Disease!"

  • @reubenthetadpole
    @reubenthetadpole 15 лет назад +1

    No way Melissa Gilbert is in this....it probably came out a good 15 years before she was born.

  • @alienisuntverus
    @alienisuntverus 14 лет назад +1

    Am I the only one who thinks that the entire rebellious hippy thing that went on in the 60s was done because of films like this?

  • @nathanlewis5682
    @nathanlewis5682 3 года назад +1

    She reenacts her first DUI

  • @Jeff98177
    @Jeff98177 6 лет назад +2

    9:00 Where'd their sweaters go?

  • @DorianCairne
    @DorianCairne 15 лет назад

    Another great piece of MST3K. Man, the way those kids smile at the beginning is friggin' malicious.

  • @agent004b
    @agent004b 16 лет назад +2

    i laughed until i cried ...i love mst3k!!!

  • @collegeman1988
    @collegeman1988 12 лет назад +2

    This film was made before they found out scoliosis was causing all the problems with posture. After this was discovered, public school students had to constantly endure scoliosis screenings at least once a day.

  • @Spike674
    @Spike674 15 лет назад +1

    Whats up with Crow?

  • @Timesmanify
    @Timesmanify 8 лет назад +13

    MY SPINE!!! AHHHHHHH!!!

  • @VMIFerrari
    @VMIFerrari 4 года назад +2

    8:27 "Who did this?!? Did _you_ do this? Who did this...WHO *_did this?!?_*
    (The entire class raises their hands) *LOL!*

  • @lolwut3k
    @lolwut3k 17 лет назад +1

    "Alright honey, I'm gonna kill this tree if you don't stand straight."

  • @Lisa-di1wi
    @Lisa-di1wi Год назад +2

    Those kids in Miss Martin's class probably graduated from high school back in 1964. Did any of the boys in her class go off to serve in Vietnam?

    • @goodcommunitylife
      @goodcommunitylife 4 месяца назад

      What does this video have to do with Vietnam?

  • @soulhunger1
    @soulhunger1 15 лет назад +1

    Oh god, this really shouldn't have been made in the first place. I'm glad it was though, since it made for some good MST3K.

  • @jakeworshamofficial
    @jakeworshamofficial 9 лет назад +9

    No, no my SPINE!