I've seen this short before and I love it. The first time I heard that...I LOST IT!! 🤭😆. It's not the funniest joke in this short but it caught me off guard😂
Sadly, many people would wonder why that was funny. "Oh, it must be because Washington and Lincoln were better!" And some of those people are in college.
"Your first step should be to save $10, then go down to your local slaver and buy some people, then get those people to earn money for you" "Wow, sounds just like my manager!"
And the Franklin verdict at that trial: GUILTY 👎🏻👎🏻 1:16 'Ah, the APPEAL of Adam Sandler!' 😁 1:56 'There's no place like a bank...' 🌪 2:22 '...Just reach for the gun...' 2:30 'Could you have your SLAVE press my suit?' Every riff, a TRUE classic 😉
No wonder I don't have a nice house, car, or even health care! I've been budgeting all wrong! I thought that you paid your bills BEFORE putting money into savings. Silly me.
The jokes aside, this is all actually really good advice that they don't teach much anymore. I started high school in 04, and this was never taught in any meaningful way.
Don't be too quick to blame the educational system. They correctly figured giving you that advice was useless, inasmuch as by 2024 your 2004 dollar would shrink to about 34 cents.
@@curiouscharacter1 I do think it should be taught, lol. Because it's about how to manage your money and savings, regardless of how much you're making.
7:40 A goal...and 2 Assists!! Now, all he needs is to punch Ben Franklin and they call that, A Gordie Howe hat trick! 1goal, 1 Assist & 1 Fight. This is all true in Hockey, although I don't think you have to Punch Ben Franklin but if he pulls that penny saved, penny earned crap. SOCK IT TO HIM!!
"Dead people have too much time on their hands." 😮😂😅
"Take that budget of yours, dad..."
"And _shove_ it."
I've seen this short before and I love it. The first time I heard that...I LOST IT!! 🤭😆. It's not the funniest joke in this short but it caught me off guard😂
"This is my weekly feigning of interest in you, son" always kills me
It's always a laugh for me to imagine Benjamin Franklin saying _"Listen you little toad"_ to a teenager that he's giving advice to.
“Well I got to go sit downstairs” now that I am middle aged, this really hits home for me
At least the actor actually looks like a teenager instead of a 25 year old in a bad costume.
You don't appreciate the elderly college roommate in "Is This Love?"
“Well. I’ve gotta go sit downstairs.” This always kills me
Too bad a ghost has to teach him budgeting instead of Dad
That half-dollar will never stop spinning, like the top in Inception, proving he’s dreaming.
"Bite me, Franklin!"
"Don't smart mouth me, boy!"
Greasy scarecrow boy not invited 😆
Hitchcock in the front, party in the back. Its a mullhouette.
Thank you for circulating the tapes!
Love the older mst3k's....great show.
Some strange old man shows up in your bedroom and says “come here”.
Word of advice … RUN! 😳
He was the best President we ever had.
Sadly, many people would wonder why that was funny. "Oh, it must be because Washington and Lincoln were better!" And some of those people are in college.
Franklin was never president…
@@SitharosYeah he was; he elected president after Alexander Hamilton in 1903
@@Sitharos And there is the joke! 🥳🥳
@@random22026 *facepalm* I’m an idiot! Lolz 😄
Wonderful to see these shorts freshly uploaded from that musty old closet on the Satellite of Love. Thank you, MST3K! Keep circulating the tapes!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
"You'd like to be an architect someday...."
"Forget it soda jerk!"
That school dance costs the equivalent amount of $24.16 in 2024 money. Jesus.
Looking up the prices of 1951 half dollars, he could sell one and afford to go to the dance.
When Mitch McConnell moves his lips, that's PAC money talking.
That was my darkest vision yet!
“….and shove it!”
I love this short so much. Every ten seconds, I'm busting a gut. Great episode.
I’m the Quaker Oats guy.
😅😅hilarious classic
The "That's right" was almost a Klingon from the original series😁
Thaaaat's riiiiiight (you p'taq!)
7:05
Remember that last item?
NO, YOU JUST GAVE ME A STROKE FATMAN!!
This is one of the funniest ones I've ever seen. Holy shit. My stomach hurts
- "Don't you recognize me? You were just looking at me on that half dollar."
- "... Liberty Bell?"
Check an inflation calculator. It would cost that kid more than $24 to go to the dance in 2024 dollars. He’s better off staying home.
Thanks Biden
High school kid is getting $80/week with zero expenses, what is he even spending it on?
Yeah, OK, Norman Bates.
You're ignoring the minimum wage pay back then
0.75 cents an hour
"Your first step should be to save $10, then go down to your local slaver and buy some people, then get those people to earn money for you"
"Wow, sounds just like my manager!"
This is where they got the idea for the movie Ghost with Patrick Swayze, shadow people 😱
"Let me teach you about money management." The Fed.
So good! Been a while since I watched one of these.
And the Franklin verdict at that trial: GUILTY 👎🏻👎🏻
1:16 'Ah, the APPEAL of Adam Sandler!' 😁
1:56 'There's no place like a bank...' 🌪
2:22 '...Just reach for the gun...'
2:30 'Could you have your SLAVE press my suit?'
Every riff, a TRUE classic 😉
No wonder I don't have a nice house, car, or even health care! I've been budgeting all wrong! I thought that you paid your bills BEFORE putting money into savings. Silly me.
Do not ever let it become too rigid. If you do, you'll become a prisoner to it.
But if you do, there’s a new item for the budget!
The jokes aside, this is all actually really good advice that they don't teach much anymore. I started high school in 04, and this was never taught in any meaningful way.
Don't be too quick to blame the educational system. They correctly figured giving you that advice was useless, inasmuch as by 2024 your 2004 dollar would shrink to about 34 cents.
@@curiouscharacter1 I do think it should be taught, lol. Because it's about how to manage your money and savings, regardless of how much you're making.
0:07 Remember who SPONSORED this short 'for High Schoolers'--those that make BANK over the rest of us. 💢
Admiral Rickover was right.
On behalf of my generation, I apologize.
Lmao @4:33
"He was the best president we ever had!"
Did the film skip around 7:11 like a record on a turntable?
No, like Daddy on Friday night!
The long-awaited remix
You've heard of a budget, right?
Isn't that another name for a parakeet?
This won’t work today. Soon as you make your money, it’s gone to pay for rent, student loans, food, etc.
7:40
A goal...and 2 Assists!!
Now, all he needs is to punch Ben Franklin and they call that,
A Gordie Howe hat trick!
1goal, 1 Assist & 1 Fight.
This is all true in Hockey, although I don't think you have to Punch Ben Franklin but if he pulls that penny saved, penny earned crap.
SOCK IT TO HIM!!
I have now twice spit out my water and I'm only 3 minutes in!
Sadly William was rolled by some 5th graders on his way to the dance.
I do love this one!
But we got rid of those dirty pennies, here in Canada. So then what do I do big guy??
Do some hoses, eh?
❤️👍
Mitb
M
First this show rocks
Second, it rolls as well.
@@Phukachu and 3rd the chezzy movies are funny
@@MairtageweaFourth where can I get writers like these for my show? Oh wait, first I need a show.
5th the intro is fun
@@BrianRetro 6th this show air in comedy central