Ari Shaffir & Pete Carboni - First Mushroom Trip - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • Ari Shaffir and Pete Carboni get separated while tripping on mushrooms for the first time and have vastly different experiences.
    The Comedy Central app has full episodes of your favorite shows available now. on.cc.com/1e85GN8
  • ПриколыПриколы

Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @Popinpotions
    @Popinpotions 9 лет назад +2802

    Is anyone else upset with Pete for taking Kelly back?

    • @Madmagnus
      @Madmagnus 9 лет назад +43

      for sure lol

    • @CalebKotz11235
      @CalebKotz11235 9 лет назад +135

      ***** Same! And then when I realized that wasn't going to happen I was waiting for the end when Carboni would be like "Yeah I ended that shit three days later been great ever since" but that moment never came.

    • @BigMerkGee
      @BigMerkGee 6 лет назад +52

      Jay Dell Ari probably hit it too!

    • @renel8964
      @renel8964 6 лет назад +28

      I bet she boinked ari

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 6 лет назад +11

      Popinpotions fuck kelly

  • @christianstordahl8688
    @christianstordahl8688 5 лет назад +476

    I love how Pete has a shit show of a time and Ari just had such an innocent and delightful experience.

    • @jordanjatzek5410
      @jordanjatzek5410 3 года назад +45

      It comes from where both of their minds were when starting to trip. One was dealing with a breakup, the other reuniting with a friend. Two very different vibes. Leading to two very different trips

    • @georgeprendergast8305
      @georgeprendergast8305 2 года назад +3

      ...and that's mushrooms 🍄 for ya 😉😊

    • @Rema728
      @Rema728 2 года назад

      ☝️☝️s.e.l.l.s💊🍄🍫💯🔌 you can order from him

    • @ChrisTopher-vh8tu
      @ChrisTopher-vh8tu 2 года назад

      It’s because people that know how to trip enjoy their time, whilst people that eat mushrooms because they think it’s what cool people do end up having a panic attack and running because their non-existent parents showed up at a house that they didn’t know where it was at 3am so they both take off in a full sprint through down town mountholly NC and aren’t seen for the entirety of the trip.
      (Actual occurrence) I’m the one that grew the shroomies and knew how to handle it, along with 5 of my close friends, whilst 2 of our school friends did it to fit in after they SWORE they’ve done it before.. they hadn’t and fliiiiiipped out because they thought they heard someone knock on the door.. that someone was apparently both of their sets of parents (impossibility)
      4 people that didn’t know each other at a house that they didn’t know existed at 3am. So we kind of forgot about them 1,000 times that night.. every hour or so someone, including myself, would be like “I wonder what happened to them” and we’d make up potential situations they got themselves in and die laughing.. then back to forgetting about them 🥱🥲

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 7 лет назад +1216

    Pete has a ring on his finger, he better not be married to Kelly

    • @zevlovex6496
      @zevlovex6496 5 лет назад +51

      nah but you can tell he was def one of the "friends" that got to bang her out on occasion

    • @thelongranger55
      @thelongranger55 5 лет назад +71

      We are ALL married to kelly

    • @jamarusjackson334
      @jamarusjackson334 5 лет назад +4

      Na they talkin about like 10 years ago

    • @MDSF90
      @MDSF90 4 года назад +7

      I don’t know if he’s married to Kelly or not but I would assume he’s smart enough to have moved on with his life, considering the fact that he’s a self made multi-millionaire all off of his writing, directing and maybe some acting in/of movies, sitcoms and comedy shows/skits. A brilliant man like himself would not put himself through the agony of staying with someone that the though of makes them jealous. I’m not 100% sure but I’m going out on a limb here and assuming he is not. Lol

    • @MDSF90
      @MDSF90 4 года назад +4

      Zev Love X Pete is the one that was on and off with Kelly. Ari is the other guy that thought he peed himself. Lol.

  • @haboonaimee
    @haboonaimee 8 лет назад +1763

    even on mushrooms my Judaism does not leave me

    • @seanmichalski4690
      @seanmichalski4690 6 лет назад +48

      Try DMT, that'll probably fix ya, or am I missing a joke?

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 5 лет назад +2

      Haboobeker Naimee I scrolled past this comment, then, I heard the joke.... Lmao 😂

    • @spanqueluv9er
      @spanqueluv9er 5 лет назад +9

      If you are still clinging to your religion then you haven’t consumed enough mushroom.

    • @katrinamartinez8796
      @katrinamartinez8796 4 года назад +3

      Omg same girl where my HIGH JEWISH GIRLS AT!!!!!.

    • @kalebtrejo3388
      @kalebtrejo3388 4 года назад +1

      @@spanqueluv9er that's not how it works dumbass🤣

  • @bigjman26
    @bigjman26 5 лет назад +3694

    These Ted Talks are getting weird

  • @amansizedduck
    @amansizedduck 6 лет назад +669

    I always get that 'pissed yourself' feeling on mushrooms...

    • @vanamburgben
      @vanamburgben 6 лет назад +51

      Integral Groove weed used to do that to me but not anymore. I smoke daily

    • @RaoulDuke1776_
      @RaoulDuke1776_ 6 лет назад +16

      @@vanamburgben damn reading that reminded me of when I started smoking bud hahahahah

    • @ConLLee
      @ConLLee 5 лет назад +34

      @@vanamburgben for real. weed did that to me for a long time when i was like 16. Doesnt anymore. Ive tripped on acid once and i felt like that during it too. I think when youre just wicked high on something you start to feel like you lost control of your body, which could lead to peeing and pooping yourself

    • @TheDslide
      @TheDslide 5 лет назад +1

      @@vanamburgben same as you man haha i never understood that.

    • @kaidengathings3096
      @kaidengathings3096 5 лет назад +37

      Same and then your hands are all sweaty so you can't really tell, so you look but nothing's there but you swear you can feel that familiar warm wetness hahahahaha. First time I tripped on mushrooms I was in my sister's room and I thought everything was wet. Like my clothes were drenched, and her bed and everything was just wet as could be. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @nikolasmokalis3425
    @nikolasmokalis3425 5 лет назад +257

    These two stories are the exact difference between doing shrooms in a good headspace and doing them in a bad headspace. All of my experiences have been like Ari's

    • @Rema728
      @Rema728 2 года назад +1

      👆👆 there's so much you can do with the right person, visit to discover how best to trip

    • @amaanhussain3094
      @amaanhussain3094 2 месяца назад

      so true

  • @nipz4997
    @nipz4997 8 лет назад +2084

    If you've taken mushrooms you can always tell when someone is exaggerating a trip or just lying.
    This isn't one of them hahaha

    • @yukothekid3423
      @yukothekid3423 8 лет назад +56

      ya they r it's impossible to remember everything in detail while ur tripping so any good trip story is usually bs unless it's about a friend who was tripping

    • @therotaryrocket
      @therotaryrocket 8 лет назад +218

      idk man im pretty sure i remember most of my trips pretty vividly. I'd say almost or at least a memory as when sober. I wonder what the science behind how it affects the memory is because it definitely didn't seem to affect memory as much as alcohol does.

    • @OMGNinja357
      @OMGNinja357 8 лет назад +115

      therotaryrocket i mean i remember them vividly to but sometimes i feel its kinda hard to put it into words its an overwhelming expirience you cant explain it in enough detail

    • @boskocurich1331
      @boskocurich1331 6 лет назад +82

      Not so true, my first trip on 7gs, my friend and I got pulled over for smoking weed on a bridge connecting two cities in Florida and was stuck for 4 hours with the cops transitioning between what seemed mother nature calling me from the ocean, the pelicans exerting cosmic energy with each wing flap, and myself melting into the concrete wall facing the ocean that I was sitting on and talking to the cops at the same time. I Remember every single detail, from the snake faces staring at me when I closed my eyes to the cops faces stretching out, fun times lol.

    • @oqihouqiop
      @oqihouqiop 6 лет назад +5

      nipz depends on how much theyre taking in the story

  • @jimpickens4
    @jimpickens4 5 лет назад +348

    Pete Carboni looks exactly like Randall from Recess.

    • @MiketheEye
      @MiketheEye 5 лет назад +6

      Holy shit!

    • @v.epiphanes2816
      @v.epiphanes2816 5 лет назад +3

      Damnnn

    • @dianedavid3052
      @dianedavid3052 5 лет назад +2

      Yes!! Could not remember the show lol thanks 👍🏾

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN 4 года назад +2

      He gonna tell on you !!!

    • @MDSF90
      @MDSF90 4 года назад

      Except worth about 20 million bucks. Lol

  • @MonstobLee
    @MonstobLee 5 лет назад +70

    something amazing about mushrooms is i have a rare condition that causes great pain in my feet and when i take them i literally feel NO pain for about 5-6 hours and it is the most beautiful thing ever

  • @japaneseproctolgist
    @japaneseproctolgist 9 лет назад +558

    I would say a big takeaway from this story is if you're gonna do psychedelics. DO THEM WITH SOMEONE WHO IS EXPERIENCED. You're very emotionally vulnerable and it can be very overwhelming in a lot of circumstances. It's much better if you have someone who's relaxed to calm you down and give you good vibes while tripping.

    • @blairwilliams136
      @blairwilliams136 5 лет назад +17

      Psychedelic spirit guide

    • @KlarraDaniele
      @KlarraDaniele 4 года назад +7

      Those who are experienced, generally emotionally sound, and emotionally resilient. Experienced people can have bad trips too.

    • @nicoleklarecki6940
      @nicoleklarecki6940 3 года назад +3

      That didn't help me. My first trip was a nightmare

    • @ciscokicks1781
      @ciscokicks1781 3 года назад

      Faldo

    • @ciscokicks1781
      @ciscokicks1781 3 года назад

      Shakhome e just y

  • @philipfallah9969
    @philipfallah9969 9 лет назад +431

    Totally thought they were going to make out at the end..

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 9 лет назад +669

    More drug stories these are hilarious!!!!

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 6 лет назад +10

      Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Im working on it im getting high right now.

    • @XXAbbott
      @XXAbbott 5 лет назад +4

      yeah anything to do with shrooms or acid are great lmao

    • @brocowsci
      @brocowsci 5 лет назад +5

      Psychedelic stories, not drug stories in general, that's boring af

    • @RECTALBURRITO
      @RECTALBURRITO 3 года назад

      Shrooms are awesome AF too

    • @Rema728
      @Rema728 2 года назад

      Psychedelics??, 👆👆Man's the realest lately.

  • @bingbongproductions5569
    @bingbongproductions5569 5 лет назад +176

    You know what's a real trip, going to a funeral and being so overwhelmed with sadness that you let your degenerate cousin who spent a year in a mental asylum convince you to go for a ride and smoke two blunts and then go with him to pick up an eight ball. Everyone's back at the funeral home mourning the loss of an uncle and my cousin and I are sitting in a Chick Fil' A parking lot doing lines. When we got back to the wake 3 hours later after snorting all the blow my parents had already left and told my aunt to tell me to come home whenever, they understood that I was very close with this uncle and that I may need some extended time to mourn. In my drug induced state I took that as a sign to go back out now with three other cousins and take some acid. Beforehand I called my mom and told them some of the cousins and I were going to go out and get some food and hang out for awhile. By the time 11pm rolled around we had all forgotten that there was a funeral the next day as we were very high and driving around listening to Twisted Insane's Trigga Tonguez. When the funeral came the next day after it was allover and we headed to the mercy meal at my aunt's house the same degenerate cousin and I were smoking another blunt and we had a real moment with one another in which he told me that he needed to clean up his act and strive for a drug free life as he was heavily into coke, heroin, meth, among other things. I was also in a low moment in my life working full time and not really sure what I wanted to do In my life, as I couldn't see myself working a dead end job the rest of my life. That was 3 years ago and since then he has been sober 2 years and is working on becoming a drug counselor in addition to working as an electrician as is doing really well for himself and I have been in college pursuing a degree in criminal justice.

    • @ashutosh998
      @ashutosh998 5 лет назад +5

      Bing Bong Productions congrats dude

    • @KlarraDaniele
      @KlarraDaniele 4 года назад +9

      Great job to both of you. It can be hard, I know what it takes to change. I send you energy of resilience and continued prosperity.

    • @joedoe7138
      @joedoe7138 4 года назад +12

      i’m too high for this bruh

    • @TheWormzerjr
      @TheWormzerjr 4 года назад +2

      there is no justice, the criminals run the system. reaperishere.weebly.com

    • @TheOGClockwork
      @TheOGClockwork 4 года назад +6

      I’m on. Shrooms and don’t want to read

  • @3430BigMike
    @3430BigMike 8 лет назад +152

    Pete looks like that one kid on the show Recess who snitched all the time. Can't remember his name though lol

  • @brandonisaacs631
    @brandonisaacs631 9 лет назад +689

    Aw mushrooms...Such good..blurry..vague memories.
    Almost getting stabbed.
    Sitting on a bench for an hour asking "what time is it?" over and over again.
    Getting lost in a park I'd lived my whole life near.
    Having a tandem hallucination with my friend. Agreeing it was aliens.
    Walking several miles in the wrong direction.
    Thinking I was going to forget how to breath and freaking out over it.
    I shouldn't have taken that second handful...
    Or..should I have taken a third?

    • @clint-webb
      @clint-webb 9 лет назад +39

      Man, that's like a classic repertoire. I think that, save for the almost getting stabbed part, everyone who ever did shrooms shared your experience.

    • @brandonisaacs631
      @brandonisaacs631 9 лет назад +10

      I think you're right because that exactly what the other two guys I was with did too. We all sat on a bench in a park asking eachother what time it was for a good 90 minutes. On the other hand, me and my friend had a tandem hallucination. That or there was actually an alien in that park that night. Either way, Salvia was far more enjoyable than mushrooms.

    • @brandonisaacs631
      @brandonisaacs631 9 лет назад +4

      ***** I dunno, man. Sounds like you went a little too high on the concentration. It's been forever since I've done saliva, but I always stuck below 60x. It was always total insanity...all encompassing hallucinations, I remember one instance in which the world folded over on my like a closing book. Always intense, but never horrifying, or bad in any way really. I would just laugh hysterically every time I did it too. And it never lasted long. Aside from the intense sweating and confusion when coming out of it, salvia was always good to me. Mushrooms were fun too, but thinking you're going to forget how to breathe wasn't. Baseline is, i just don't do hallucinogens anymore, but when and if I do, the key is moderation.

    • @brandonisaacs631
      @brandonisaacs631 9 лет назад +1

      Wow, that's bad news bears. I was minimally stressed from my hallucination. I was in a world of white when the book closed. Which was terrifying, but the catch to that was there was a red house being painted white in the distance, and all I had to do what not let whomever was painting finish the job or everything would vanish forever. I don't remember much beyond that, but I have video of me doing it on several occasion where I was literally cracking up the entire time (on the outside) so all in all, the experiences I've had were great, the key is to just be careful.
      no matter the concentration, or drug, moderation should always be your main concern.

    • @brandonisaacs631
      @brandonisaacs631 9 лет назад

      Batt Fink Really? That's very interesting. I'm now really curious if that type of hallucination might be common among Salvia users for some reason. Too bad no one's really researching the stuff.

  • @greybeard6504
    @greybeard6504 5 лет назад +110

    I once tripped on acid, and for the first two hours I laughed so hard nonstop over literally nothing. I thought I was gonna die laughing, my stomach muscles were on fire and I could hardly sneak in breaths. One of the best times I’ve ever had.

    • @coyotehinderstein37
      @coyotehinderstein37 5 лет назад +1

      try taking a hit of nitros at the peak than even things that dont logicly seem hilrious totally are

    • @skitzmfff2351
      @skitzmfff2351 3 года назад +10

      One time on acid I was offered some frozen grapes, and upon tasting one it was so good I began to laugh the hardest I ever had, and continued to do so for a full hour. By the time I reached for a second grape, it had become room temperature, and I became very sad.

  • @TWHowl
    @TWHowl 5 лет назад +37

    I loved hearing some universal "trip things", like the wet feeling of psychedelics or that random hysterical laughter that signifies the beginning of the onset of the drugs, especially mushrooms.

    • @jerryruiz3857
      @jerryruiz3857 4 года назад +1

      For reals. But I know what that wet feeling is

  • @fairday2570
    @fairday2570 7 лет назад +45

    $5 emergency fund for mushrooms recommended in case you want juice and fruits and shit and just leave the change cuz its too much to deal with

  • @nitroexpress6294
    @nitroexpress6294 4 года назад +62

    I'll never understand how someone could feel like walking around on mushrooms. Acid you can run a marathon on. Mushrooms make you feel real lazy by comparison.

    • @nitroexpress6294
      @nitroexpress6294 3 года назад

      @@fuji2009 so have you ever tried acid?

    • @nitroexpress6294
      @nitroexpress6294 3 года назад +1

      @@fuji2009 I could see that. I'm a musician so acid helped me be able to conduct other musicians, run a mixing board and write new material at the same time. I just couldn't see pulling that off on mushrooms. Everytime I took mushrooms I just wanted to lay in the sun and have someone carry me home lol.

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM 2 года назад +1

      @@nitroexpress6294 how sad is that logic?

  • @NesconProductions
    @NesconProductions 5 лет назад +13

    One thing that truly doesn't mix with any psychedelic drugs is doing them right after breaking up with a girl/boyfriend. Brings that relationship bong water right to the surface. Also really helpful to bring along someone who's not tripping for positive redirection and grounding in reality. Watching TV/movie with good friends or listening to tunes at home with a well stocked refrigerator & snacks (that don't require cooking..) best way to go. Remember you can do some do some really stupid sh*t tripping.

  • @Rattus1
    @Rattus1 9 лет назад +193

    This was kinda sad

  • @gronkcunt1044
    @gronkcunt1044 4 года назад +33

    I’m high as tuck but I was full expecting him to go “can I ask you something? Will you marry me?” And I was thinking that was their love story on how they became gay

  • @freddonovan2978
    @freddonovan2978 2 года назад +15

    I've heard a lot of tripping stories, and they are very exciting, i would love to try magic mushrooms but I can't easily get some, Is there any realiable source I can purchase from??

    • @stephaniemorgan6284
      @stephaniemorgan6284 2 года назад

      I'm so interested in the experience but am terrified of having a bad trip

    • @evelynbecker4916
      @evelynbecker4916 2 года назад +4

      ( dream.spores) jason
      Got psych's*

    • @stephaniemorgan6284
      @stephaniemorgan6284 2 года назад

      This whole thing is pretty new to me, can I try 3grams?

    • @evelynbecker4916
      @evelynbecker4916 2 года назад

      @Angela carter Yeah, he's got magic mushrooms, LSD, dmt etc

    • @freddonovan2978
      @freddonovan2978 2 года назад +1

      @@evelynbecker4916 alright, I'll reach out to him immediately to get some

  • @Van_bya_river
    @Van_bya_river 4 года назад +58

    It is not recommended for your first time tripping to do it in public.

    • @raviolianth0ny751
      @raviolianth0ny751 4 года назад +6

      my first time tripping was a few years ago at a gay pride parade in Seattle lmao

    • @evan3272
      @evan3272 2 года назад

      I can recommend you to where I get my stuff his got Shrooms, psychedelics, Microdose, Dmt, Vape Pens, Carts, and other products well refined ships to anywhere also guide you if you're a newbie to any product

  • @armandoclayton8004
    @armandoclayton8004 9 лет назад +34

    i have one of those friends that when they get into a relationship we don't talk until they break up

  • @dems_3940
    @dems_3940 5 лет назад +136

    Mexican got on boots

  • @MoeMentos
    @MoeMentos 8 лет назад +249

    Sheesh, I expected to see comments about how unique and sweet this story was. So much negativity - who hurt you people??
    ha, but seriously, this was amazingly executed with the two narratives, and a really satisfying resolution. Well done, team.

    • @safewordiswolfy2012
      @safewordiswolfy2012 5 лет назад +4

      Who's been so good to you

    • @riffraff1880
      @riffraff1880 5 лет назад +2

      Kinda of a weak story tbh yo.. nothing all that interesting or exciting, str8 up..

    • @jessecampbell2676
      @jessecampbell2676 4 года назад +4

      It was kinda pathetic and sad the whole time ari wasn't talking.. Kept waiting for that dude to start crying

    • @palbo4
      @palbo4 4 года назад +2

      Seriously haha, I thought this ended in a very sweet way and expected a bunch of "aw" comments down here but nope

  • @discoballsac
    @discoballsac 9 лет назад +53

    Pete Carboni is a fuckin Jabroni

    • @fybdrilltime3166
      @fybdrilltime3166 4 года назад

      😂

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 3 года назад

      Pete Carboni agreed to tell this story in front of a gotdang crowd. Pete Carboni is a strong man.

  • @4Cud1Life2Is3Mine0
    @4Cud1Life2Is3Mine0 9 лет назад +226

    The pee stain parts were definitely the funniest parts.

  • @TheFragmuffin
    @TheFragmuffin 9 лет назад +60

    my first time I ate a half ounce... shrooms, gold caps and blue-purples pods and stems are truly wonderful. blue shag carpet became the ocean

    • @arampathkushan2861
      @arampathkushan2861 4 года назад

      @@LOLBu yes i agree. The best experiences are pretty scary. When i first tried lsd i took 3 tabs without knowing how hard it would go. Felt like dying after 3 hours. then i closed my eyes went to this place that feels like love. (its not just love its this feeling of completeness ..but not exactly its hard to explain). So that was a spiritual like experience. Then the my roommate came home while on call with someone probably because i have heard her say "oh my god" before. So i was in this beautiful and amazing place and suddenly i hear "oh my god". I look out the window everythings burning. And im in australia. fuck right? i thought shit this cant be real and took another look out the window and everything was fine. took few breathes and calmed myself. I have never felt that kind of an amazing feeling and fear
      and i dont think i ever will. And im feeling happier than i was before. (there was more to the trip i cant say all of that it would take many words)

    • @rudymelo880
      @rudymelo880 3 года назад

      @@LOLBu 7 grams is a quarter ounce

    • @evan3272
      @evan3272 2 года назад

      I can recommend you to where I get my stuff his got Shrooms, psychedelics, Microdose, Dmt, Vape Pens, Carts, and other products well refined ships to anywhere also guide you if you're a newbie

    • @evan3272
      @evan3272 2 года назад

      He's on Instagram with the below handle

    • @evan3272
      @evan3272 2 года назад

      Rollandbruce01

  • @broederdavid6285
    @broederdavid6285 5 лет назад +14

    I wonder how he called that guy, cause he left his phone in the car.

  • @themightykyuss
    @themightykyuss 6 лет назад +567

    Pete might be the worst person to trip with ever. Jesus.

    • @larryphillipsjr.1607
      @larryphillipsjr.1607 6 лет назад +5

      the.mighty.kyuss no shit.

    • @XxXspawndXxX
      @XxXspawndXxX 6 лет назад +72

      Not necessarily, you're taking one anecdotal experience and extrapolating it to say he would be like this every time he trips? That's not how it works. This was one trip that he went into in a bad state of mind because of his relationship and career, if he was in the right set and setting like you should be when tripping then he would have been fine.

    • @TheDslide
      @TheDslide 5 лет назад +16

      ​@@XxXspawndXxX Couldn't have said it better

    • @midinerd
      @midinerd 5 лет назад +28

      @TheDSlide - Mental stability is important in choosing when to trip bruh. the original claim still applies

    • @TheDslide
      @TheDslide 5 лет назад +4

      @@midinerd Never said it isn't ... Original claim was about the person not his mental stability.

  • @zarkos2313
    @zarkos2313 2 года назад +8

    I've heard a lot of tripping stories, and they are very exciting,I would love to try magic mushrooms but I can't easily get some, Is there any realiable source I can purchase from??

    • @patriaciasmith3499
      @patriaciasmith3499 2 года назад

      I have been looking for a legit seller to buy from.

    • @carsonelias4594
      @carsonelias4594 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, I got mine from bergwilly1

    • @carsonelias4594
      @carsonelias4594 2 года назад

      On Insta

    • @markaxel9799
      @markaxel9799 2 года назад

      The Trips I've been having have really helped me a lot,I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well

    • @Elizabeth-gu8hx
      @Elizabeth-gu8hx 2 года назад +1

      Does he ship to Canada?

  • @cosmic7431
    @cosmic7431 9 лет назад +45

    Ari should do more of these doubles with Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan

  • @themightykyuss
    @themightykyuss 4 года назад +49

    I feel bad for people who will live their entire life without ever having experiencing a mushroom or lsd trip. Sucks to be them.

    • @katharineforsyth1870
      @katharineforsyth1870 4 года назад +14

      Some people react really badly to psychedelics. I am one of them. I'd recommend never doing them because a bad trip is the worst. Don't guilt trip other people just because they make better decisions than you

    • @Dastardly_Duo
      @Dastardly_Duo 3 года назад +14

      @@katharineforsyth1870 "better decision" gtfo. People have bad trips sometimes. No one is guilting anyone for not trying, but you're guilting people for doing psychedelics. If you don't wanna do them, that's fine. But don't make it seem like doing it is the worst thing that'll happen to you and if you do them, you're "making shit decisions"

    • @tinasibiya5194
      @tinasibiya5194 3 года назад

      First one in 25 years right now

  • @samuraisixstring
    @samuraisixstring 9 лет назад +13

    The editing in this episode was pretty awesome! I really liked the blending of the 2 different perspectives

  • @rossmartin9054
    @rossmartin9054 9 лет назад +46

    These are great. Comedy Central needs to book another season asap.

  • @heyyblitz3089
    @heyyblitz3089 3 года назад +9

    The contrast is probably the funniest shit i’ve ever heard

  • @Scrumpilump2000
    @Scrumpilump2000 9 лет назад +48

    15+ minutes might seem like too much of a commitment. It isn't. This is a novel approach to standup comedy. It's also hilarious and heartfelt. Eminently watchable.

    • @Egoblivion
      @Egoblivion 5 лет назад +3

      Damn, are you a professional critic?

    • @sadieblue9345
      @sadieblue9345 5 лет назад

      Maybe, minus the funny part. It was a sweet story about friends but not a funny story.

    • @EduardoGarcia-cu9fh
      @EduardoGarcia-cu9fh 2 года назад

      Splendid

  • @jiffywaxjesus1951
    @jiffywaxjesus1951 5 лет назад +8

    Brooo that pee thing, happens to me when I get wayyy too stoned. Like hella dabs lolol

  • @jaysteelsun
    @jaysteelsun 3 года назад +1

    I love the editing on this

  • @MrAndrewthedude
    @MrAndrewthedude 9 лет назад +31

    Friends caring about friends that's a nice story.

  • @alexandm1001
    @alexandm1001 6 лет назад +3

    this dual stand up is very clever, love it!

  • @tmt1675
    @tmt1675 6 лет назад +10

    I'll never forget one time I walked in on my boy tripping on mushrooms I musta been 15 he was 17 and he was watching joe dirt crying lmao I go wtf are you doing he goes man that guy had it rough he's eating off a shit meteor

  • @petecolombo
    @petecolombo 3 года назад

    The edits towards the end of this episode are so great.

  • @donwho2882
    @donwho2882 Год назад

    When he said right fellas it hit different. Message!

  • @SahajSoldier
    @SahajSoldier 9 лет назад +46

    Set and setting folks... and for god sakes don't drive.

  • @kenjamin1439
    @kenjamin1439 4 года назад +3

    First time on shrooms I laid on the ground but thought I was standing and walking. I started looking for the door and the doorknob (in the carpet) and eventually “found” the door. My friends told me I was on the floor so immediately I started feeling like I was falling through the floor through this magically door. I ended being on the floor for a few hours flying and swimming through different dimensions and time through my carpet door lol

  • @mattwarwick8135
    @mattwarwick8135 5 лет назад +9

    Ari Shaffir has rocketed up the charts over the last few days. A brilliant comic.

  • @CullenCochran
    @CullenCochran 5 лет назад +1

    I love this story. What a compressed adventure. I feel like I get to trip with them!

  • @kallipeterson7396
    @kallipeterson7396 4 года назад +3

    This is so funny, yet so wholesome.

  • @Daniel_B79
    @Daniel_B79 2 года назад +8

    I can totally relate to Ari. I always think that I've peed myself when I'm tripping.

  • @kevman10177
    @kevman10177 5 лет назад +1

    Am i the only one that kinda enjoys these trippy/wierd intros?

  • @TroyChadwell
    @TroyChadwell 5 лет назад +13

    Lsd is wayyy better trip in my opinion. Who else feels me?

  • @busterthemutt8224
    @busterthemutt8224 4 года назад +1

    5 mins drive and the shrooms took 3 mins to kick in ? Bruh thats not how it works 💀

  • @TK-kz3gx
    @TK-kz3gx 5 лет назад +7

    thought Ari would have called to inform Pete that he slept with Kelly.

  • @CCFROMAN
    @CCFROMAN 9 лет назад +23

    He left his phone in his car...how'd he call him?

    • @Makabaril
      @Makabaril 9 лет назад +26

      drugs

    • @VisArtVisuals
      @VisArtVisuals 9 лет назад +5

      pete took a cab the car was still there

    • @CCFROMAN
      @CCFROMAN 9 лет назад +1

      Lmfao @ jake
      How often do you leave your vehicle unlocked in a free parking area travisteachme?

    • @VisArtVisuals
      @VisArtVisuals 9 лет назад +6

      I literally just did it. I'm that guy who really doesn't give a fuck

    • @CCFROMAN
      @CCFROMAN 9 лет назад +1

      Props to you sir, props to you.

  • @andyroe3460
    @andyroe3460 9 лет назад +8

    This is the best comedy series! I love how this one is edited to make it like they are both telling the story back and forth, really funny!!!

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 года назад +6

    "but..even on mushroom, my judaism does not leave me" 😂😂😂😆😆😆

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 2 года назад +3

    Two things I learned from this. There is a comedian named Pete Carboni and the most comedic thing about him is having Ari as a friend.

  • @ToxicallyMasculinelol
    @ToxicallyMasculinelol 9 лет назад +3

    duuuuude i know exactly what he's talking about, i have had the same thoughts my friends are having on shrooms so many times. like simultaneously the same thought or feeling will pop in our head and we'll react in exactly the same way. it's so weird. ESP seems totally impossible, so it must be our brains are reacting to the stimulus the same way. or when listening to music on psychedelics with a friend, and you react exactly the same way to different parts of the music and just start smiling at each other for no reason. man, so weird

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 4 года назад

      Yeah, mushrooms can produce feelings of extrasensory communication. I think it's because it enhances perception of body language. Like, when I was on shrooms once, we were in a park at night, and I saw these 2 dark figures walking toward us. I couldn't make out any details about them, but I just knew they were cops. I don't know how I knew that, but I did. When they got closer, sure enough, they were 2 cops. After they left, all my friends said the same thing, we all knew they were cops before they were close enough to see. What happens is you are picking up on tiny clues of body language, and somehow because of the state you are in you become hyper attuned to it. You kind of can read minds on mushrooms.

  • @isaacalberda250
    @isaacalberda250 4 года назад +3

    Every time I’ve done shrooms I’ve been 100% sure I peed myself

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 6 лет назад +9

    YOU JUST GAVE PEOPLE HUNDOS!??
    OY VEY!

  • @Kevin-ne5yq
    @Kevin-ne5yq 4 года назад +3

    This was edited beautifully

  • @venturehavencreations9340
    @venturehavencreations9340 5 лет назад +10

    “Yes, but even on mushrooms my Judaism does not leave me” 😂😂

  • @Quantum_GirlE
    @Quantum_GirlE 5 лет назад +8

    Pete = Steve from Blue's Clues!

  • @vaprex
    @vaprex 6 лет назад

    For some reason, this is my favorite episode/story...

  • @gunnerflash3544
    @gunnerflash3544 9 лет назад +38

    Trippin is awesome only if they're good bad trips are a nightmare that you can't wake up from

    • @rossmartin9054
      @rossmartin9054 9 лет назад +38

      Bad trips can be the most beneficial because it's usually when your realizing what a bad person you've been in your life

    • @paroonjoos
      @paroonjoos 9 лет назад +12

      There is no good or bad. All things are both and neither. Trip some more and think about that.

    • @Aer0xander
      @Aer0xander 9 лет назад +9

      paroonjoos You're right, it's more that you want to hold on to your ego too tight, you have to let yourself go and you probably won't bad trip.

    • @IndicacannaJones
      @IndicacannaJones 9 лет назад +6

      paroonjoos I remember when I used to say things like that when I was tripping in my 20's. Now, it just sounds like pretentious blubber one says to sound philosophical and deep.

    • @paroonjoos
      @paroonjoos 9 лет назад +1

      IndicacannaJones "When I say something it's smart, when someone else says the same thing they are probably stupid"

  • @MysticJem2016
    @MysticJem2016 6 лет назад +1

    holy shit.... I used to get that "I pissed my pants" feeling when I first started smoking
    COMPLETELY forgot about those days

    • @grossliz1995
      @grossliz1995 5 лет назад

      Mystic Jem Gaming Lmao, same..

  • @passtime2354
    @passtime2354 5 лет назад +9

    There he is bill Cosby him self...

  • @xSOMETIMEZxUNITEDx
    @xSOMETIMEZxUNITEDx 8 лет назад +21

    kicked in in 5 minutes yeah right

    • @breakyoself83
      @breakyoself83 6 лет назад +1

      Mr. Solo Dolo
      I've actually had this happen before, they were very strong boomers. Put them into an orange julius and blended it up then proceeded to give myself a brain freeze chugging down half of the shake. 15 minutes later i was like shit, i took to much lol. The first hour or so was hell and then i puked and had a great trip!

    • @17DEAD17DEAD
      @17DEAD17DEAD 6 лет назад

      Yeah I've had them start to kick in pretty quick myself

    • @griffinkennedy1131
      @griffinkennedy1131 5 лет назад +1

      There are lots of variables

    • @lildel7698
      @lildel7698 4 года назад

      He said 15 minutes

  • @MrBobbo18
    @MrBobbo18 5 лет назад +1

    Tripping and my friend stands up and walks out the door. After thinking about it for what felt like a long time I wondered after him. I found him two blocks later and tells me thank god you found me. I was going to start a new life as Steve. His name wasn’t Steve.

  • @XXAbbott
    @XXAbbott 5 лет назад +13

    shrooms are the best drug i've ever done 100% better than acid for sure.

    • @lux3230
      @lux3230 4 года назад

      XXAbbott frrr, but acid cheap

    • @666miyuru
      @666miyuru 4 года назад

      quit trynna politicize ever thing buddy im all for toilet paper but aint gonna shit on no bidets jackass

  • @LeftDownRightUpGaming
    @LeftDownRightUpGaming 9 лет назад +4

    pete saying that he had never felt sadder during the latter half of the bruno trailer, is quite the stupendous statement.

  • @eugeniageneva
    @eugeniageneva 7 лет назад +4

    This is so much better than the time I washed the driveway off for 7 hours!

  • @mmckissack2379
    @mmckissack2379 6 лет назад +2

    shot up 5 hits of acid. my hamburger was crying and trying to talk me out of eating it...

  • @mikeoxsbigg1
    @mikeoxsbigg1 9 лет назад +151

    I did acid and mushrooms at the same time once. Not such a good idea.

    • @Kibbler69
      @Kibbler69 9 лет назад +22

      I once tried DMT, MDMA and Ketamine laced bowls of weed at the same time. My friends thought I was going to end up in a psych ward.

    • @napukapu
      @napukapu 9 лет назад +164

      Neither of your stories ever happened.

    • @mikeoxsbigg1
      @mikeoxsbigg1 9 лет назад +11

      Mine happened. I was lucky I had some good friends with me. The late 90's were a rough time for me. When you are that high all you are is Id doing random stuff. You have no recollection of it, other than some pleasant effects at the very end. People who have been there know. It's pointless if you can't remember.

    • @napukapu
      @napukapu 9 лет назад +5

      Mike Oxsbigg People like Terence Mckenna have taken incredible trips and it shows. You come across as a person who read the wikipedia descriptions and try to pawn it off as if you've done em. Take it easy.

    • @Kibbler69
      @Kibbler69 9 лет назад +51

      napukapu just because your social life revolves around online gaming doesn't mean everyone else has a shit life like you kid.

  • @santi9532
    @santi9532 3 года назад

    Dude im on shrooms watching this and i went on the trip with them separately 😂

  • @TriStar44
    @TriStar44 9 лет назад +28

    Pete Carboni seems like a truly horrible person.

  • @nesbitthumphries1691
    @nesbitthumphries1691 9 лет назад

    This is one of the greatest stories I've ever heard in my life.

  • @hunterbonilla9956
    @hunterbonilla9956 7 лет назад +209

    kool story but ari was funnier, Pete, not so much and I feel sorry for him and his cuckold relationship.

    • @azearaazymoto461
      @azearaazymoto461 6 лет назад +2

      Just go!!!!! I thought that was hilarious especially when he three 200$ at the guy. He reminded me of fry when he’s like take my money.

    • @vashimy7158
      @vashimy7158 5 лет назад +2

      Trevor Brubaker honestly

    • @denniskohnow842
      @denniskohnow842 4 года назад

      Muslim?

    • @katharineforsyth1870
      @katharineforsyth1870 4 года назад

      Ari isn't even remotely funny

    • @KlarraDaniele
      @KlarraDaniele 4 года назад

      I felt the same way until I looked at the act as a whole and found the humor in the irony: With comedians, it is their good times and their tragedies that not only create them but also their content. It pains me when someone has had such low self esteem and they go back to bad relationships but I took my judgment away and was just able to experience their stories and enjoy. I hope he was able to develop past shitty people.

  • @mollymontana509
    @mollymontana509 3 года назад

    Ari has a very warm set outfit and Pete’s is very cold, super similar to their trip vibes

  • @bodombeastmode
    @bodombeastmode 4 года назад +7

    So Ari isn't a sociopath, after all?

    • @trent1776
      @trent1776 3 года назад

      I think he made a big mistake, he didn't think it through, totally irresponsible but at least he definitely knows not to do that again. If he does then he is a sociopath

    • @evan3272
      @evan3272 2 года назад

      I tried it, you'd have to do same to understand

  • @TheTGOAC
    @TheTGOAC 7 лет назад

    the editing in this video is amazing

  • @puprilla
    @puprilla 6 лет назад +3

    Lsd makes me laugh hard at first intell i remember im tripping

  • @JohnSmith-qg4rt
    @JohnSmith-qg4rt 9 лет назад +10

    You know what I fucking hate? When I'm redirected to a different website by a link on the video. Jesus fuck CC, link to youtube not your own inferior website.

    • @Madmagnus
      @Madmagnus 9 лет назад +3

      i think the same damn thing everytime!!!

    • @CalebKotz11235
      @CalebKotz11235 9 лет назад

      The sad thing is I've done that three times and I'm still falling for thst shit

    • @JohnSmith-qg4rt
      @JohnSmith-qg4rt 9 лет назад +1

      Caleb Kotz Me too man, me too.

    • @lenguamuerto
      @lenguamuerto 9 лет назад

      I hear ya, those fckn dicks inconveniencing us all tha fckn time, ugh...I hate that shit, too!! First world problems, right?!

  • @religulous420
    @religulous420 5 лет назад +3

    I took mushrooms with 2 friends at an Air Force movie theater, (I was in tech school) my two friends freaked out and left. I sat there and enjoyed the hell out of sherlock holmes...

  • @jaisin9742
    @jaisin9742 4 года назад +1

    Watched V for Vendetta on mushrooms with my buddies. Buddy tripped out and tried to run out the house when the cops pulled up in the movie. Had to reassure him he was just trippin out.

  • @CodysFavorites
    @CodysFavorites 9 лет назад +7

    you should do your research before doing psychedelics

  • @kekno
    @kekno 9 лет назад +1

    Having that feeling you've pissed your pants while roasted on mushrooms is never fun.

  • @littlebird3167
    @littlebird3167 5 лет назад +5

    There's always a runner in every group.

  • @juju537
    @juju537 5 месяцев назад

    I miss this show

  • @lexlang7688
    @lexlang7688 9 лет назад +3

    "They have a vested interest in keeping you safe... they want you to come back!"
    I laughed for hours!

  • @FishJebus
    @FishJebus 2 года назад +1

    that thing about him thinking he peed his pants in the moveis, happens to me every single time i do shrooms

  • @water-nerd
    @water-nerd 4 года назад +4

    The second guy is dressed like the dude from blues clues

    • @ashleyloki4457
      @ashleyloki4457 4 года назад

      Haha Steve. That's what I thought too lol.

  • @ssr0821
    @ssr0821 Год назад +1

    I feel Pete tho. I had a 2.5 gram trip that sent me into a dark place and I was screaming at my friend for help as reality was slipping away... very powerful mushrooms. After a 2 hour panic attack tho, it turned into an awesome trip

  • @ParadoxdesignsOrg
    @ParadoxdesignsOrg 9 лет назад +5

    Movie theatres : The worst place ever to do mushrooms.

    • @drawingboard8102
      @drawingboard8102 9 лет назад +5

      I can think of a few worse places

    • @Mentalpatient87
      @Mentalpatient87 9 лет назад +2

      Drawing Board Yeah. Courtroom, battlefield, high school graduation, and board meeting all trump movie theater on that one. Still, I'm not sure Public Enemies would have been my choice of film.

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 5 лет назад

      Try a WW1 trench whilst being under heavy artillery fire.

  • @stonerguitarist4690
    @stonerguitarist4690 2 года назад

    My wife and I went to the comedy club I was on acid I kept staring at the wall and they were like what up never the wieser I was on some of the strongest LSD hahaha then I was code blue I almost poo my pants

  • @blarghhboy
    @blarghhboy 9 лет назад +9

    Ari. Get us Billy Red Face. We need him.

    • @anthonyboggs9375
      @anthonyboggs9375 9 лет назад +6

      yeah!! we could always use some twinkle-toes, aka Bill nye the illiterate guy, Aka BILL BURR