Jay Larson - Gorilla in the Morning Contest - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Jay Larson does whatever it takes to win a morning radio contest on the side of the road.
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Комментарии • 374

  • @boogityhoo7452
    @boogityhoo7452 5 лет назад +275

    It's genuinely nice that lady actually gave him his half of the money. Absolutely amazing and would never happen now-a-days.

    • @TrevorPhillips2024
      @TrevorPhillips2024 4 года назад +14

      Boogity Hoo small town. Middle aged woman who only got the money because she helped him win it and he only won cause she helped him cheat. 50/50

    • @FLnative13thGen
      @FLnative13thGen Год назад

      Money? What money, is 2023.

  • @ninjabuck2576
    @ninjabuck2576 8 лет назад +271

    DAMN! I was hoping there would be an AMAZING tie back into the first story.

    • @justinaawilliams
      @justinaawilliams 8 лет назад +12

      Right!? Bummer.

    • @adamstitt2812
      @adamstitt2812 7 лет назад +3

      ya...it was lame, plus the comics know the deal...come w the epic shit right.. shows the lack of epic in the comedy world if ur a follower

    • @Potentialaj
      @Potentialaj 6 лет назад +3

      Bernard Buckholtz ikr!! Like wtf??!!! I still laughed my ass of though

  • @yourgirlkate2482
    @yourgirlkate2482 8 лет назад +118

    picturing him calling his boy up first thing, money still in hand like "be ready with the car running, we're going to Mah-shalls" just cracks me up
    i can't

    • @jamesgannon5875
      @jamesgannon5875 6 лет назад

      I need to take you on a date. plane tickets accomodations & dinner.

  • @dylanjones1990
    @dylanjones1990 9 лет назад +287

    This one was really entertaining, dude's a good story teller.

    • @Phyoomz
      @Phyoomz 9 лет назад +9

      ParicidicTV SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE!!!

    • @atownlefttrain
      @atownlefttrain 9 лет назад +6

      That really is the art of story telling, he takes you on a journey, and by the end, you feel like you've really gone back in time with him.

    • @siestaface
      @siestaface 9 лет назад +1

      Phyoomz makes sense, doesn't sound like Larry.

    • @siestaface
      @siestaface 9 лет назад +9

      Phyoomz and definitely doesn't sound like Jennifer, and we don't know who she is

    • @Phyoomz
      @Phyoomz 9 лет назад +1

      ZENPOOL lol

  • @jaadonde90
    @jaadonde90 8 лет назад +699

    Sounds like Bruce!

    • @jakezonis17
      @jakezonis17 8 лет назад +40

      so where we at with the budget?

    • @sfincione2000
      @sfincione2000 8 лет назад +15

      HAHAH! Deep reference bro! =)

    • @SlippinJimmy4Life
      @SlippinJimmy4Life 8 лет назад +33

      So where we at with the budget?

    • @hannahanthony3639
      @hannahanthony3639 8 лет назад +10

      Like I'm backing down from Janelle and Marie...Fuck the Crabfeast! 5 stars

    • @J.S.R.12
      @J.S.R.12 6 лет назад +4

      That's always the first joke I think of when I hear his name

  • @mattevanswastaken
    @mattevanswastaken 9 лет назад +92

    Great story, Jay is a incredible storyteller, he set the stage perfect. These are stories not just jokes, don't expect one big punchline at the very end of every story.

    • @melaniekaweck3433
      @melaniekaweck3433 6 лет назад

      Matt Evans fuck the crab feast best podcast ever

    • @tdhills
      @tdhills 5 лет назад +1

      The only reason why people are expecting a big punch line at the end of the story is because - as a result of his timing, pacing and voice inflections - he built it up as if there were a big punch line at the end of the story. Not to mention, the minor jokes were really not funny. I would have to rewind the entire video to pinpoint when it was that he told a joke.

  • @khaosdagger2145
    @khaosdagger2145 8 лет назад +416

    I know it's been a while, but um, where we at on that budget?

    • @LL-77
      @LL-77 6 лет назад +9

      Kenny Trabert hey look i know its been even longer, but um, where we at on that budget?

    • @silver03ga
      @silver03ga 6 лет назад +15

      That story from Jay is probably the best prank phone call I have ever heard!

    • @o0LoveLove0o
      @o0LoveLove0o 5 лет назад +2

      💋

    • @2toczek3
      @2toczek3 5 лет назад +3

      I know its been a while,but um, SOUNDS LIKE BURCE!

    • @raviothethief8292
      @raviothethief8292 5 лет назад +2

      FT how are we doing on that budget

  • @gnosis6203
    @gnosis6203 7 лет назад +197

    if you close your eyes, you can hear Mark Wahlberg through the entire video

  • @christina3478
    @christina3478 5 лет назад +8

    Oh wow this was good... my heart was actually racing I was getting so nervous for him hahah. At the edge of my seat even up until Marshall’s 😹

  • @Sychonut
    @Sychonut 6 лет назад +463

    Am I the only one who feels genuinely let down that the "pre-story" had absolutely nothing to do with the main story? WTH?

    • @RickPlems65
      @RickPlems65 5 лет назад +28

      Sychonut dude I literately rewound it thinking I missed that somewhere. What a let down.

    • @BeeLZBeeb
      @BeeLZBeeb 5 лет назад

      I skip the spoilers

    • @kathyvictoria6059
      @kathyvictoria6059 5 лет назад +26

      Sychonut I think he was just telling us the best high school summers he had. Bc the boy band was the summer going into grade 9 and the radio contest was the summer going into grade 10.

    • @FrancisMasaba1
      @FrancisMasaba1 5 лет назад +11

      Na I think this is a case of him just over-telling the first part of the story, maybe to fill up the time, because he knew the second one would only take up like 7 minutes or w.e. I think the first story does tie into the second story, because it gives us the context for where he was going when the gorilla in the morning van intercepts him. He was going back to Hampton Beach. Knowimsayin

    • @wrarmatei
      @wrarmatei 4 года назад +1

      Besides what Kathy points out, Story "A" establishes the setting/context because it was easy to get away with shit in the 90s...when people didn't have the internet in their pockets, plus the girl suspecting shenanigans, but not caring shows runs through story "B"...local boy blatantly colludes with passerby to win contest, blatantly lies when asked about it, admits it to everyone's irritation minutes after and is even too young for contest, so they use the passerby *that helped him cheat* put her info on the release forms instead...
      like, damn, kids...age of retard presidents for sure.

  • @camarowland4
    @camarowland4 9 лет назад +3

    Jay Lahson reminds me of my friends aunt: "We wuh smugglin Newpoats and the cherry toppahs pulled us ovah. We wuh wicked scauhd" they even kind of look the same. lol gotta love that accent.

  • @erinn2101
    @erinn2101 5 лет назад +4

    Haha nice change of pace from the stories about crazy misadventures on hard drugs or shootouts. Those stories are definitely a trip, but a "wholesome" story from time to time is nice. :)

  • @TanakaJulian
    @TanakaJulian 9 лет назад +31

    This is the only positive story I can remember from this series.

  • @justinewhitaker119
    @justinewhitaker119 5 лет назад +6

    His accent makes me feel at home 💙

  • @StillTruee
    @StillTruee 9 лет назад +191

    Idk what it is about dudes from the east coast, but they're just naturally funnier. These story's weren't amazing, but he has the attitude to make them funnier.

    • @kevinfarrell9304
      @kevinfarrell9304 8 лет назад +1

      +StillTruee 100% agree, its just something in the way they carry themselves

    • @ninfected
      @ninfected 7 лет назад +4

      Just stop taking fucking weed and mushrooms, west coast.
      Try coke instead!

    • @woundedsanity
      @woundedsanity 6 лет назад +1

      everything in its time lol

    • @MikeJones-lf4bl
      @MikeJones-lf4bl 5 лет назад

      Coming from Boston i can say its easier to be an asshole and just say whats on your mind when you have a bunch of similar people around you... I went from being kind of a nice person to not really giving a shit and just doing what i do without worrying... and its not all people but typically people with an east coast accent you can count on for good stories because those are the people they are around!

    • @michaeltorrisi7289
      @michaeltorrisi7289 4 года назад

      You know, fairly boring stories. I mean, not "watching paint dry" boring, but you've got to have some better stories than that as a comedian...

  • @ItzHarley
    @ItzHarley 5 лет назад +8

    Now the cast of 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia' is singing Boys II men in my head.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 года назад

      badly ... in the back of a limo ... to girls who know they're BSing.. but are somehow still there.

  • @Kendo47Wowgeek
    @Kendo47Wowgeek 9 лет назад +82

    What was the connection between the first bit and the main story?

    • @JordanReedYT
      @JordanReedYT 9 лет назад +12

      To relay his mindset and attitude about the new school year.

    • @JosephPbuckleyNorthAmerican
      @JosephPbuckleyNorthAmerican 9 лет назад +2

      *****
      Nice u Monitor, ur stuff

    • @zEndersShadowz
      @zEndersShadowz 9 лет назад

      TheWell FedBeggar They tell multiple stories, and keep the ones they like better for the show on comedy central.

    • @StandWatie1862
      @StandWatie1862 9 лет назад +2

      Jeffrey Dahmer its you're dummy. I can deal with you eating people but a man has to draw the line somewhere.

    • @TheyForcedMyHandLE
      @TheyForcedMyHandLE 9 лет назад +4

      TheWell FedBeggar He had to explain why he just so happened to be walking through downtown in the morning...to catch a ride to where? You guessed it. Hampton Beach!

  • @jillfrazier1167
    @jillfrazier1167 5 лет назад +2

    Im from Hampton beach ♡♡♡ wicked funny. Love this story.

    • @thebaddestlarry9424
      @thebaddestlarry9424 3 года назад +1

      Lol I'm from southern NH and used to get so pumped when we would take trips to hampton when I was a kid. Later on me and my friends would just go there to party for the weekend. Last time I went I got so wasted i passed out on the beach and my friends drew penises on my stomach with sunscreen lol.

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 9 лет назад +17

    He looks so fucking different without a beard

  • @blanked_out_chin
    @blanked_out_chin 9 лет назад +103

    such build up with a little punch ending

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 3 года назад +2

    Hello from NEW HAMPSHIRE AND MAINE ....YES ..GOOD Ol' Marshalls!!!
    🌅💗😉💗😉💗😉💗😉💗😉🌄

  • @stoehr
    @stoehr 8 лет назад +18

    Amazing storyteller!!! Hilarious.

  • @superkid12345
    @superkid12345 9 лет назад +34

    This guy's hilarious

  • @MichaelLasotaMusic
    @MichaelLasotaMusic Год назад +2

    I wish they'd bring this series back.

  • @trolltocol9oseven729
    @trolltocol9oseven729 2 года назад +1

    “That’s like 42 million dollars” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 breh!

  • @hastii36
    @hastii36 3 года назад +1

    He is such an excellent comedian!!👍👍👍

  • @skyboundzoo7529
    @skyboundzoo7529 6 лет назад +1

    Mans is such a great story teller !!!!

  • @VincentDeBellis224
    @VincentDeBellis224 5 лет назад +1

    This guy was AWESOME

  • @calebbenjamin6248
    @calebbenjamin6248 6 лет назад +2

    $368 is like 17000 at Marshals 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 this is so true!

  • @keanedavis6151
    @keanedavis6151 4 года назад

    I love the east coast vibe. That was my whole childhood-high school.

  • @LOUDsigh
    @LOUDsigh 6 лет назад

    For the 1st time on TINH i was skeptical but JAY LARSON!!!!!!!! is still crushin it, yo! Def wishing he comes to fort wayne/indy/Chicago

  • @johnny7446
    @johnny7446 9 лет назад +14

    This guy is a mixture between Dane Cook and Nick Swardson lol

  • @Cmoney860
    @Cmoney860 5 лет назад

    He was on "fleek" in '88 son. And that yellow suede jacket.....mandatory!

  • @japaneseproctolgist
    @japaneseproctolgist 9 лет назад

    I loved watching that guy who totally got his Sudden Impact joke. He was fucking dying haha.

  • @darkbael
    @darkbael 9 лет назад +9

    The beginning looks like "Come to Daddy" by Aphex twins

    • @Fractured676
      @Fractured676 5 лет назад

      Exactly my thought, was wondering if anyone was going to point that out.

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 2 года назад

    I love the way he says marshalls

  • @lauriejordan6530
    @lauriejordan6530 4 года назад

    I'm from NH and grew up going to Hampton Beach. My family and I still make it a point to go a few times each summer... We play arcade games and get what we call "beach pizza" from Cristy's.

  • @Aryabloodyserious
    @Aryabloodyserious 9 лет назад +35

    I feel like Ari's getting in way over his head with these intro's.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 года назад

      saw what you did there

  • @NEAR_Photo
    @NEAR_Photo 9 лет назад +4

    Best story yet! Not just because I used to live in Stoneham or anything...

  • @KaleSchlegel
    @KaleSchlegel 3 года назад

    Used to go to Hampton beach every year for like a decade.

  • @jessebrill145
    @jessebrill145 5 лет назад +5

    People disappointed that a funny story had a good ending. 😂

  • @linuxd
    @linuxd 3 года назад

    I like this guy

  • @Flixxies
    @Flixxies 9 лет назад +2

    He needs a special for sure

  • @Userbts715
    @Userbts715 4 года назад

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Too much! Hits home lol

  • @joshgachette7728
    @joshgachette7728 5 лет назад +1

    I love his accent

  • @sinenkoalexander
    @sinenkoalexander 9 лет назад +2

    He sounds exactly like Marky Mark :)

  • @gunnerflash3544
    @gunnerflash3544 9 лет назад +5

    More of a normal story this time lol those years were the best

  • @hannahgove-lewis9166
    @hannahgove-lewis9166 5 лет назад

    His description of Hampton beach is spot on😂😂😂

  • @AARONARROW97
    @AARONARROW97 9 лет назад

    That intro sequence alone warranted a like

  • @jacksonomelaniec6513
    @jacksonomelaniec6513 9 лет назад

    That guy was awesome

  • @averageconsumer6330
    @averageconsumer6330 2 года назад

    I loved you in wrong number. Keep taking those wrong numbers bro! 🤣

  • @mikeoxsbigg1
    @mikeoxsbigg1 9 лет назад +2

    Love it.

  • @thebaddestlarry9424
    @thebaddestlarry9424 3 года назад

    Wow this is crazy hearing someone talk about hampton beach and kiss 108 that's really 107.9. I grew up in New hampshire and we almost never get shout outs!

  • @ronaldgoss6855
    @ronaldgoss6855 7 месяцев назад

    A 14 year old buying school clothes was the funniest part to me.

  • @kyledickert87
    @kyledickert87 4 года назад

    These clips are way better now that they get interrupted by an ad every other minute

  • @alecnewman6052
    @alecnewman6052 5 лет назад +2

    Im so glad she actually gave you the money dude. especailly after you probably annoyed her for a good while til it came in. lol great story

  • @themarshmalloreo3929
    @themarshmalloreo3929 9 лет назад +1

    Not as funny as his other ones but this still made me smile and laugh XD

  • @DannyDemonic666
    @DannyDemonic666 7 лет назад

    It's funny I did all this stuff since I grew up north of Boston. Kiss 108. Hampton beach, etc. sounds like my teenage years. Matty in the morning is still on I believe too. Kiss is good for pop music and they put on a big kiss concert in the summer.

  • @holstorrsceadus1990
    @holstorrsceadus1990 4 года назад +2

    This is very New England.

  • @RudeDudeVooDoo
    @RudeDudeVooDoo 9 лет назад +4

    Dude in the crowd looks like Tom Hanks

  • @paulduffy6305
    @paulduffy6305 6 лет назад

    This is genus

  • @DomR1997
    @DomR1997 6 лет назад

    YES! HAMPTON BEACH! MY CHILDHOOD SUMMERS!

  • @jefersonvilaede
    @jefersonvilaede 9 лет назад

    i fucking love these intros !!!!

  • @Ingoivalde
    @Ingoivalde 8 лет назад

    Natural story teller!

  • @papanoyoha7577
    @papanoyoha7577 2 года назад

    legit on shrooms and been trying to figure whats wrong with the migets in the intros then i realiesed hahahahahah

  • @InteractiveIdea
    @InteractiveIdea 6 лет назад

    Jay is good with stories...

  • @RadNat
    @RadNat 9 лет назад

    You get it, Goatee

  • @prestopasta_
    @prestopasta_ 4 года назад

    Great storyteller

  • @jeremiahmendoza387
    @jeremiahmendoza387 4 года назад

    This guy vibes🤙🤙🤙

  • @moosejuicepie2467
    @moosejuicepie2467 2 года назад

    Hampton beach is a dive for sure haha

  • @Michael-nx4qi
    @Michael-nx4qi 7 лет назад

    for some reason, that's a damn good story

  • @iceman7157
    @iceman7157 5 лет назад

    Where I live we have a radio station called HOT1079 and the channel is 107.9 they just don't say the point. On the other side we have Rock104 but it's actually 103.9.

  • @leezavazquez5771
    @leezavazquez5771 5 лет назад +1

    Hey I go to Hampton all the time!!

  • @teiganr8159
    @teiganr8159 7 лет назад

    This guy!!!!

  • @meanderingmike7640
    @meanderingmike7640 3 года назад

    Yeah im definitely gunna have nightmares of the intro scene now

  • @electrichellion5946
    @electrichellion5946 6 лет назад +1

    That’s awesome she actually kicked him down the $1100 and didn’t try to stiff him on it.

  • @brve_he4rt29
    @brve_he4rt29 3 года назад

    Omygosh I was once dead serious thinking N*SYNC was comming to perform at my birthday ....from the loft(I told my friends this lmao) lol

  • @BinaryBard64
    @BinaryBard64 5 лет назад +2

    We're goin to Marshall's XD

  • @cdiggidy90
    @cdiggidy90 3 года назад

    Need more Jay Larson

  • @SerenityReceiver
    @SerenityReceiver 9 лет назад +6

    how are the stories related...?

  • @dannygibson6123
    @dannygibson6123 4 года назад

    Good storytelling

  • @draconariusking8328
    @draconariusking8328 3 года назад

    Great story

  • @andrewwhite3346
    @andrewwhite3346 8 лет назад +4

    all of the intros are different for every episode. great CGI, wonder if he does that cuz it that shit has to be expensive

  • @codymonsoon4067
    @codymonsoon4067 8 лет назад

    That dude at 2:08 in the audience knows EXACTLY where the joke is going

  • @jonesnicholos
    @jonesnicholos 5 лет назад

    i crushed it

  • @joecole7506
    @joecole7506 4 года назад +1

    🔥🔥🔥 story

  • @ijaseflags8062
    @ijaseflags8062 5 лет назад +1

    Good stuff, amazed he didn’t need to use cuss words.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 9 лет назад

    This guy is hilarious

  • @tdhills
    @tdhills 5 лет назад +6

    NO PUNCH LINE... ENDING WAS A LETDOWN.

  • @MoonchildOfDarkness
    @MoonchildOfDarkness 7 лет назад +1

    What I love about that story is that awesome as shit lady!!!!!

  • @crlrckmn5659
    @crlrckmn5659 5 лет назад

    I can’t remember but I know it was fresh

  • @DenysLazarenko
    @DenysLazarenko 8 лет назад

    Jay Larson is great.
    Anyone, the name of this massive soundtrack? thanks

  • @sergnb0
    @sergnb0 9 лет назад

    What was that bit where his friends are doing the a capella harmony "dududu dara" song? I've heard it many times but I don't know where it came from.

  • @miguelj296
    @miguelj296 8 лет назад +2

    is that alex syntek in the back?

  • @glectarful
    @glectarful 5 лет назад

    Just had this guy at the Comedy Club i work at, he called me a wierdo

  • @DrakeDracoDragon89
    @DrakeDracoDragon89 6 лет назад

    I like how the woman and Jay worked together and she didn't screw him over in the end

  • @Iamhallucinatingnow
    @Iamhallucinatingnow 4 года назад

    Where we at with the budget??

  • @Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams
    @Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams 7 лет назад +2

    Great stories I just don't understand how they relate to each other...did I miss something?

    • @irishandirie
      @irishandirie 4 года назад

      It was just the lead up to why he was walking down that street, that early in the morning. Long winded though it may be...

  • @AnthonyBuda
    @AnthonyBuda 9 лет назад +3

    Ahh, Massachusetts

  • @gdimitra01
    @gdimitra01 4 года назад

    I was just in Stoneham! Kiss 108 sucks now lol