NINTENDO! HIRE THIS MAN!

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  • Опубликовано: 6 май 2019
  • FOLLOW THIS MAN: / chrisvoiceman

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  • @ChrisVoiceman
    @ChrisVoiceman  5 лет назад +6123

    Original Song: Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers
    Lyrics:
    There's a man who has artistic vision,
    He's showing up Nintendo with each decision,
    He makes it in a flash,
    And all the assets clash,
    Do his artistic skills know no boundaries?
    Nintendo, hire this man,
    Nintendo, hire this man,
    He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,
    Take Mario's model for the first step,
    And put him in a field filled with stock assets,
    Then adjust the lighting gain,
    And though it runs at 40 frames,
    This man's still a master of the medium,
    Nintendo, hire this man,
    Nintendo, hire this man,
    He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,
    Make a model's textures look realistic,
    With no regard for artstyle or the aesthetic,
    Oh, crank the bloom and then,
    It'll really look next gen,
    This man truly is a fucking genius,
    Nintendo, hire this man,
    Nintendo, hire this man,
    He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,

    • @limetonez
      @limetonez 5 лет назад +85

      Stop chris

    • @j.yossarian6852
      @j.yossarian6852 5 лет назад +30

      Yes!! You're still around. Can't wait to hear what you do next.

    • @Borghesi08
      @Borghesi08 5 лет назад +19

      Keep up the amazing work, loved everything you've made so far!
      and remember, never rush, as perfection takes time!

    • @boredomisinfinity5642
      @boredomisinfinity5642 5 лет назад +138

      Does anyone else hear "Autistic" instead of artistic?

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen 5 лет назад +7

      Always forget that Devo song is a cover

  • @MazNator
    @MazNator 2 года назад +3273

    IT WAS A JOKE SEGA YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY HIRE THIS MAN

    • @Saikou7896
      @Saikou7896 Год назад +32

      Lmao

    • @nevy4256
      @nevy4256 Год назад +59

      Looks pretty damn sick, at least. Story also sounds really good if leaks are to be believed

    • @davidreyes7621
      @davidreyes7621 Год назад +212

      Sega does what Nintendon't

    • @post9025
      @post9025 Год назад +15

      @@nevy4256 wrong

    • @nevy4256
      @nevy4256 Год назад +23

      @@post9025 I'unno how, all I said is the game looks pretty good and the leaks for the story, if they're true, sound really good.

  • @thisman8402
    @thisman8402 Год назад +1050

    They did it guys, they hired me to work on the Mario movie.

  • @DustyDodongo
    @DustyDodongo 4 года назад +6642

    why would you hire hundreds of artists with training and experience when you could just hire THIS ONE MAN

    • @riccard7393
      @riccard7393 4 года назад +73

      You were hired and that's why you've been gone?

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 4 года назад +269

      Artists hate him. Discover this man's secret with ONE AMAZING TRICK

    • @MiDaReProductions
      @MiDaReProductions 4 года назад +9

      Didn't expect to see you here dusty, next video when?

    • @kungburg7661
      @kungburg7661 4 года назад +3

      honey, you got a big storm comin.

    • @roypone6158
      @roypone6158 3 года назад +4

      dusty content now
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      l _ l gun

  • @Triple-Q
    @Triple-Q 4 года назад +6103

    UE5 CONFIRMED, TIME FOR NINTENDO TO HIRE THIS MAN ALL OVER AGAIN

    • @joweechao
      @joweechao 4 года назад +323

      now instead of using the model from Galaxy they'll be using the one from Odyssey

    • @sergentsasuke3788
      @sergentsasuke3788 4 года назад +85

      promote this man^

    • @That_Box_
      @That_Box_ 4 года назад +21

      Oh dang, it Triple-Q.

    • @imfaga
      @imfaga 4 года назад +16

      Fuck off Q

    • @AliC202
      @AliC202 4 года назад +5

      op

  • @zzcolby27
    @zzcolby27 5 лет назад +7015

    THIS WILL BE GRAPHICS
    IN 2013

    • @DanTheMan33088
      @DanTheMan33088 5 лет назад +59

      well they were for PS4 and Xbox One

    • @Cloakerson
      @Cloakerson 5 лет назад +141

      @@DanTheMan33088 mario xbox one

    • @Dakarus
      @Dakarus 5 лет назад +54

      @@DanTheMan33088 mario

    • @bifmun4233
      @bifmun4233 5 лет назад +14

      Nice cat

    • @ArbitraryOutcome
      @ArbitraryOutcome 4 года назад +36

      WARIO LAND ON PC
      OH MY GOD

  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees 5 лет назад +4012

    Your singing voice sounds like the only volume it has is shouting, and I love every bit of it.

  • @despairchanpu4700
    @despairchanpu4700 2 года назад +3116

    Based on what the trailer for the upcoming Sonic game looks like, it's safe to say that Sega finally hired this man.

    • @JohnsNightmares
      @JohnsNightmares 2 года назад +68

      You absolute madman! YOUR RIGHT!

    • @umbrella3235
      @umbrella3235 2 года назад +248

      I guess it's true. SEGA truly does what Nintendon't.

    • @kiricappuchin
      @kiricappuchin 2 года назад +102

      they really *are* using Unreal Engine in any way they can

    • @JoseF420
      @JoseF420 2 года назад +54

      Nintendo also hired This Man and put him in charge of Legends Arceus.

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 2 года назад +79

      It's actually genius. Because open world games like skyrim are terrible glitchy messes that fall apart in front of you, yet people praise them and buy them over and over again excusing their unforgivable technical state! So by making a sonic open world game they're automatically shielded against criticism!

  • @ethanbrown5253
    @ethanbrown5253 5 лет назад +2388

    The CG/live-action Lion King is from a timeline when Nintendo actually did hire this man

  • @chicagobigchungusbobungus8842
    @chicagobigchungusbobungus8842 3 года назад +3428

    I think it’s important to remember this song isn’t really making fun of the guy for making this simple thing in unreal, it’s making fun of the people who act like he’s a god because he knows how to use bloom.

  • @todayntsnews
    @todayntsnews 3 года назад +859

    OPEN WORLD POKEMON GAME
    NINTENDO FINALLY HIRED THIS MAN

    • @mr.mister72
      @mr.mister72 3 года назад +107

      Legends Arceus is what happens when Nintendo hires this man

    • @spiky724
      @spiky724 3 года назад +43

      Too bad it looks like poopy fard

    • @triple-d2640
      @triple-d2640 3 года назад +30

      @@spiky724 better than Sword & Shit

    • @indisciipline
      @indisciipline 3 года назад +6

      @@spiky724 you look like poopy fard

    • @Sevrgpro
      @Sevrgpro 3 года назад +6

      @@indisciipline damn didn’t know he looked like a mirror

  • @MishKoz
    @MishKoz 3 года назад +1549

    My favorite thing about this video is coming here every couple of months and seeing "THEY HIRED THIS MAN." for different Nintendo games. Truly an ultimate timeless classic.

    • @ericf.a8623
      @ericf.a8623 3 года назад +84

      Even for sega now

    • @m4ntty
      @m4ntty 3 года назад +93

      SEGA HIRED THIS MAN OMG

    • @jiggy8343
      @jiggy8343 2 года назад +28

      Rockstar hired this man

    • @osirisblade8145
      @osirisblade8145 2 года назад +52

      SEGA HIRED THIS MAN A G A I N

    • @MishKoz
      @MishKoz 2 года назад +22

      @@osirisblade8145 ok guys heres my new sonic game its basicaly sonic but open world (it has green gr ass like botw ok) and its suiper awesome pls preorder now

  • @KnownAsKenji
    @KnownAsKenji 6 месяцев назад +146

    Palworld's gonna accelerate this to 1m views in a week or two.

  • @_MMK
    @_MMK 5 лет назад +3192

    This is how Mario 65 will look. Believe me. It's coming out in 2006.

    • @surrealbrain4227
      @surrealbrain4227 5 лет назад +137

      2006 will be an awesome year!

    • @SpudChickenSaltedChips
      @SpudChickenSaltedChips 5 лет назад +225

      2006? Oh man, that's when that new Sonic game comes out! I bet it will be real good!!!

    • @alexasbagel
      @alexasbagel 4 года назад +45

      Spud Ive been play testing it for sega the last couple of months and the rumors are true. Best sonic game to date.

    • @DiagonalTanooki
      @DiagonalTanooki 4 года назад +19

      Sadly it did not come out :( but hey it's 2008 and super smash bros brawl is looking like it's gonna be a game no other can beat i bet waluigi is gonna be in

    • @ItsYee64
      @ItsYee64 4 года назад +4

      @@DiagonalTanooki He wasn't in :(

  • @Rogue0fVoid
    @Rogue0fVoid 2 года назад +952

    Nintendo may not have hired this man, but Sega sure did

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 года назад +42

      Sega does what Nintendon’t, which is hiring This Man😁!

    • @RainbowKappa
      @RainbowKappa 2 года назад +9

      "Nintendo DMCA This Man" ;-;

    • @TarlukLegion
      @TarlukLegion 2 года назад +30

      Game Freak hired this man as the only employee in their entire studio

    • @Yoshinator
      @Yoshinator 2 года назад +4

      SEGA did it again

    • @pogars6811
      @pogars6811 2 года назад +1

      Sega does what nintendont

  • @santiagob.1071
    @santiagob.1071 4 года назад +4476

    Brawl’s 3D models is what happens when Nintendo Hires the man.

    • @Mr.Jubilation
      @Mr.Jubilation 4 года назад +95

      What's wrong with Brawl's 3D models?

    • @Johnof1000Suns
      @Johnof1000Suns 4 года назад +470

      K. Scarlett they’re have realistic designs and textures, which is the kinds of thing the man in the song does.

    • @Mr.Jubilation
      @Mr.Jubilation 4 года назад +444

      @@Johnof1000Suns Well at least in Brawl they are new models instead ones stolen off the internet.
      I kinda miss the Brawl models tho

    • @Johnof1000Suns
      @Johnof1000Suns 4 года назад +50

      K. Scarlett yeah, they could work really well Ultimate.

    • @fire-nrg7962
      @fire-nrg7962 4 года назад +310

      At they match the art style and aesthetic. Plus, they had to change the visual style to make it distinct from Melee, given how the Wii isn't a massive graphical jump from the GameCube.

  • @niceguy123ish
    @niceguy123ish 4 года назад +837

    Unreal Engine 5 is announced and yall know what that means. Nintendo going to have to open those job listings up real soon.

  • @layarteBdnAevoL
    @layarteBdnAevoL 5 лет назад +4602

    He may not have been hired by Nintendo, but he got hired by Spike Chunsoft for Jump Force

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen 5 лет назад +177

      layarteBdnAevoL come on Spikewhy the fuck not just make a Dangan fighting game already

    • @homeforgoblins
      @homeforgoblins 5 лет назад +419

      I get a more entertaining experience playing in windows slideshow than anything jumpforce can conjure up.

    • @ryans6016
      @ryans6016 4 года назад +28

      @@homeforgoblins best. comment. ever.

    • @ArmoniteQL
      @ArmoniteQL 4 года назад +1

      Who?

    • @ArbitraryOutcome
      @ArbitraryOutcome 4 года назад +18

      Jump Farce

  • @skumpo
    @skumpo 6 месяцев назад +79

    Saw Palworld gameplay and this video instantly appeared in my mind

  • @therogueshadow7516
    @therogueshadow7516 2 года назад +677

    SEGA does what Nintendon’t:
    They hired This Man

  • @glimmerkepu
    @glimmerkepu 4 года назад +294

    UE5: 16 billion triangles.
    * Nintendo fans with assets ripped from Odyssey and BotW ready to import. *

  • @Westile
    @Westile 5 лет назад +2895

    So glad to finally see others shit on these Unreal videos.

    • @Enderguy059
      @Enderguy059 5 лет назад +14

      Why?

    • @tord4336
      @tord4336 5 лет назад +176

      @@Enderguy059 Why not?

    • @super8bitable
      @super8bitable 5 лет назад +477

      @@Enderguy059 Because they're filled with a bunch of idiots who think a "developer" in their basement should be hired by a company that produces actual quality, not to mention with no stolen assets.

    • @Enderguy059
      @Enderguy059 5 лет назад +39

      @@super8bitable Then why not rile on the fans who "mindlessly" vouch for Nintendo to hire them, instead of the person making the content?
      Also, can you prove that the content they use is stolen?

    • @Enderguy059
      @Enderguy059 5 лет назад +10

      @@SpicySweetSauce For stolen assets, are you able to definitively prove that they were stolen? Regardless, given that Nintendo owns the rights to the franchise, characters, etc, this would mean that they can claim ownership of *all* pieces of fan content (I.e. a fan drawing violates as many rules as these "stolen" assets).
      The fact that so few assets can be used to increase a games visual fidelity should be a testament to how far video game graphics have progressed. Ntm that realism isn't necessarily a sin or perversion of the original artstyle; it's just another person's interpretation of how the game could look.
      If you're so adamant that these projects bury others with supposedly more effort put into them, why not do your part in promoting them here or everywhere else you frequent? It'd be a lot more beneficial to these other works than just bemoaning what you deem of poor quality, briefly mentioning "other projects" and failing to elaborate beyond such a comment.
      Here, I'll even get you started: ever heard of Hyrule Conquest? It's a Zelda-themed RTS game notable for the myriad of factions you can play as alongside its gripping (If somewhat edgy) canon and story. You can check it out on the 0 A.D. ModDB if you wish: www.moddb.com/mods/hyrule-conquest

  • @DioBrando-mr5xs
    @DioBrando-mr5xs 5 лет назад +2075

    It's the thing from your childhood, but now with realistic stock assets!

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger 4 года назад +2435

    >Puts Sonic in wide open hyper-realistic map with minimal geometry and bare-bones level design with assets lifted from existing Sonic games
    >SEGA HIRE THIS MAN

    • @Nic5Cyprus
      @Nic5Cyprus 4 года назад +190

      So that's how Sonic Forces came to be

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 4 года назад +89

      sonic utopia actually looks very promising

    • @Laiser
      @Laiser 4 года назад +77

      I don't know about this one, they're certainly this shit, but then stuff like Sonic Utopia and Sonic Infinity Engine are genuinely amazing

    • @kfcnyancat
      @kfcnyancat 4 года назад +57

      You can only import classic Sonic physics into 3D without regard to why it doesn't work the best and give characters bloated movelists so many times before it stops being impressive.
      SRB2 is the only 3D fangame that has legitimately impressed me.

    • @AshyMuted
      @AshyMuted 4 года назад +5

      Project Hero in a nutshell

  • @salakast
    @salakast 6 месяцев назад +39

    coming back to this masterpiece after recent events

  • @alfalldoot6715
    @alfalldoot6715 3 месяца назад +15

    "Palworld is the Pokemon slayer bro"
    Palworld:

  • @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
    @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 4 года назад +808

    *Unreal Engine: ✓*
    *Super Mario Galaxy "HD" model: ✓*
    *Generic title like "Super Mario 64 HD Unreal Engine 4": ✓*
    *Super Mario 64 controls: ✓*
    *Super Mario 64 Sound effects: ✓*
    **sips Energy Drink** *yep, it's HD Mario time baby*

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 года назад +14

      Super Mario 64 had good controls though.

    • @twinkpeaks9993
      @twinkpeaks9993 4 года назад +26

      He never implied that they are bad

    • @rickythereaper1943
      @rickythereaper1943 3 года назад +12

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine eh, debateable

    • @rickythereaper1943
      @rickythereaper1943 3 года назад +45

      and dont forget there has to me way too many unnessesary shader effects to the point where it looks like everything is made of gold

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 3 года назад +22

      Dont forget the Throwback Galaxy music from Galaxy 2 in the background.

  • @cryogenicstardust9245
    @cryogenicstardust9245 2 года назад +109

    SEGA HIRED THIS MAN

    • @lucylu3342
      @lucylu3342 2 года назад +11

      AND ALL THE ASSETS CLASH

  • @richardvlasek2445
    @richardvlasek2445 2 года назад +44

    rockstar hired this man

  • @xx123manxx
    @xx123manxx 5 лет назад +1442

    Thank you for bringing attention to one of the most egregious crimes known to man

    • @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
      @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 3 года назад +41

      This man?

    • @asilva5021
      @asilva5021 3 года назад +42

      @@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 he always get away with it

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@asilva5021SEGA just got away with it. The entirety of Sonic Team is staffed by this man.

  • @xXChaD
    @xXChaD 5 лет назад +3652

    The virgin creating your own playable game with your own assets
    The chad importing mario's model into unreal WOAH IT LOOKS SO REALISTIC OH MY GOD

    • @rain_mendoza2000
      @rain_mendoza2000 5 лет назад +29

      Their own**
      Please fix it, it really hurts to read.

    • @xXChaD
      @xXChaD 5 лет назад +383

      @@rain_mendoza2000 be quiet. You are a homosexual.

    • @ilyich7567
      @ilyich7567 5 лет назад +68

      comedy lord right here

    • @MoonlitSakura13
      @MoonlitSakura13 5 лет назад +47

      @@xXChaD Great comeback lol

    • @ilyich7567
      @ilyich7567 5 лет назад +11

      @Moonman at least think up something original when you're making a comment, these are meant to be seen by everyone and seeing what is basically the same comment the millionth time is kinda sickening after a while
      also ableism

  • @deadweight4887
    @deadweight4887 2 года назад +65

    Sonic bros... when will our suffering end?

  • @mcakko3693
    @mcakko3693 3 года назад +501

    Nintendo decided to use emulation for the mediocre Super Mario 3d All-star when they could've hired this man.

  • @yeahokaylol9231
    @yeahokaylol9231 2 года назад +58

    >Sonic Frontiers
    It's over

  • @eraykaan
    @eraykaan 4 года назад +686

    they did hire this man for mewtwo strikes back: evolution

  • @diobrando9904
    @diobrando9904 5 лет назад +2315

    Based and Redfield.

  • @Drilbit
    @Drilbit 2 года назад +67

    Sega you weren't supposed to actually hire this man.

  • @TheJohnmarston72
    @TheJohnmarston72 2 года назад +40

    ROCKSTAR
    HIRE THIS MAN

  • @Tatrabbit
    @Tatrabbit 6 месяцев назад +29

    Thanks, Pocket Pair, for hiring this man.

  • @little_finger
    @little_finger Год назад +39

    this aged beautifully, nintendo literally uses unreal engine now, they probably hired this man

    • @Nami
      @Nami 4 месяца назад

      That has nothing to do with what this is about.

  • @JohnDoe-fl6ov
    @JohnDoe-fl6ov 2 года назад +67

    Dude got hired by SEGA instead.

  • @jasonhill8696
    @jasonhill8696 2 года назад +37

    Turns out rockstar hired this man

  • @ghostninja5035
    @ghostninja5035 2 года назад +77

    SEGA ACTUALLY HIRED THIS MAN

  • @autobahnexperience
    @autobahnexperience 2 года назад +29

    They hired this man

  • @faeriequeen401
    @faeriequeen401 2 года назад +36

    SEGA HIRES WHO NINTENDON'T

  • @dudecool7915
    @dudecool7915 2 года назад +55

    SEGA! HIRE THIS MAN!

  • @JayconianArts
    @JayconianArts 2 года назад +34

    Sega hired this man for Sonic Frontiers.

  • @GENIUSGT
    @GENIUSGT 2 года назад +47

    SEGA hired this man for the new Sonic game

  • @TheMrCtoer
    @TheMrCtoer 4 года назад +341

    Someone actually ported Super Mario 64 to PC, now we need someone to mod that source port to have motion blur, bloom and HD models and textures for the true Hire this man experience.

    • @hombreperro4547
      @hombreperro4547 4 года назад +44

      there already a fucking RTX mod

    • @DoomVile
      @DoomVile 4 года назад +22

      Also theres " h d m o d e l s " already

    • @theraymunator
      @theraymunator 4 года назад +33

      @@DoomVile All Mario 64 "HD" models look like shit except for the SGI ones, those actually are awesome.

    • @alicev1500
      @alicev1500 4 года назад +25

      @@theraymunator Because they have an actual style. A lot of HD models and textures for older games are inconsistent as hell. (also shoutout to Hypatia's Mario Craft 64 texture pack)

    • @ariel78_
      @ariel78_ 3 года назад +2

      @@theraymunator are you refering to render96? It stinks lol

  • @iwo7x790
    @iwo7x790 Год назад +29

    He was hired!

  • @Postwargamer53
    @Postwargamer53 2 года назад +33

    Had to comeback here just for the trailer of the remastered GTA trilogy

  • @Astro_Crunch
    @Astro_Crunch 2 года назад +669

    I think it's worth noting that this video isn't making fun of people who just want to goof around with Unreal Engine. It's making fun of the commenters who think that's all it takes to land a job at a company like Nintendo.

    • @hearther3811
      @hearther3811 2 года назад +16

      jokes apart, i wonder what exactly takes to land a job at Nintendo/Sega/Rockstar, etc.

    • @Astro_Crunch
      @Astro_Crunch 2 года назад +77

      @@hearther3811 from what I've read, Nintendo (or at least Miyamoto) tries to hire people that have interests outside of video games. The idea is that people with those other hobbies will be better able to draw outside inspiration from them and come up with fresh ideas, whereas those who mainly play video games will try to improve on things that already exist. It's a respectable approach, but I do think there's also value in having a healthy knowledge of the medium and its contemporaries.

    • @I2EF
      @I2EF 2 года назад +14

      @@hearther3811 An impressive portfolio, specially if you are a dev you need to have several projects under your belt.

    • @hearther3811
      @hearther3811 2 года назад +1

      i knew it wasn't a piece of cake, but i didn't expect that 'owning or being part of side projects' was so demanded
      it seems that, just like games itselves, game developing has their "side quests"😆😁

    • @orange_turtle3412
      @orange_turtle3412 Год назад +11

      @@hearther3811 Usually game dev jobs are just degrees, years of experience, a certain amount of published titles they worked on, etc.
      To work at one of these big triple A game companies like nintendo and sonic, you probably have to work for smaller indie and 3rd party studios first to get the necessary experience to work on the bigger games.

  • @xxalex423xx
    @xxalex423xx 2 года назад +18

    RockStar games hired: THAT MAN

  • @MsQuote
    @MsQuote 3 года назад +33

    HE GOT HIRED!

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 5 лет назад +539

    This man imported some lyrics into a stock song. Nintendo, hire this man for the music department!

    • @xolotal
      @xolotal 3 года назад +18

      Nice profile pic bro

    • @agitatedskeleton
      @agitatedskeleton 2 года назад +3

      Nice J bro

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +6

      ​@@agitatedskeleton You just wouldn't get it even if you knew what it was... me and xolo... we had something special.

    • @Nami
      @Nami 4 месяца назад

      My man, Johnny Rivers's Secret Agent Man is not a "stock song".

  • @Samb
    @Samb 2 года назад +60

    I'm glad, that we are all here because of Sonic Frontiers!

    • @RealNeoChan1000
      @RealNeoChan1000 2 года назад +7

      Sega does what Nintendon't

    • @zascoco6617
      @zascoco6617 2 года назад +1

      love your videos. got reminded of sonic frontiers by your video on it and i couldn't believe what i was seeing.

  • @Zejgar
    @Zejgar 2 года назад +26

    Nintendo were too slow to hire this man.

  • @PrexCannon
    @PrexCannon 5 лет назад +369

    SONY RECORDS! HIRE THIS MAN!!!

  • @potnawroble6946
    @potnawroble6946 Год назад +13

    Nintendo hired this man

  • @PKspectre
    @PKspectre 6 месяцев назад +43

    Literally Palworld

    • @hatt3rene
      @hatt3rene 3 месяца назад +4

      "Gamefreak could learn a thing or two"

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@hatt3rene*dies 1 month later*

    • @hatt3rene
      @hatt3rene 3 месяца назад +4

      @@alfalldoot6715 truly, this will destroy the evil woke modern gaming

  • @Lestat13TheVampire
    @Lestat13TheVampire 2 года назад +37

    Sega hired that man.

  • @cheetoschrist5685
    @cheetoschrist5685 5 лет назад +750

    NINTENDO HIRE THIS GUY!
    HE STOLE A MODEL AND GAVE IT SHITTY ANIMATIONS AND UNRESPONSIVE CONTROLS!! ITS A MASTERPIECE!!!

  • @Fwoup
    @Fwoup 2 года назад +64

    Shockingly, SEGA hired this man...

  • @Zero-Pass
    @Zero-Pass 2 года назад +73

    Maybe Nintendo didn't hire this man, but Rockstar did.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 2 года назад +9

      Finally, yeah, the trilogy remastered seriously look like someone just took whatever assets they had in the files without making sure they would fit the artstyle of each game. Horrible, lazy, cheap.

  • @mittyZX
    @mittyZX 2 года назад +76

    mfw Sega hired this man

  • @beanpole_brando
    @beanpole_brando 5 лет назад +586

    HRNGH, COLONEL... THE SATURATION ISN'T HIGH ENOUGH, I DON'T THINK I CAN GO ON

    • @bonjolor8298
      @bonjolor8298 4 года назад +68

      Colonel... My motion blur... It’s too much... I don’t think I’m gonna last...

    • @elladoros
      @elladoros 3 года назад +1

      that aigis profile pic is great

  • @StevenSenegalU
    @StevenSenegalU 2 года назад +51

    SEGA HIRED THIS MAN FOR SONIC FRONTIERS!!!

  • @melonsinspace3770
    @melonsinspace3770 3 года назад +23

    Game Freak hired this man.

  • @StevenSenegalU
    @StevenSenegalU 2 года назад +24

    This man was behind the gta remaster

  • @FinalLuigi
    @FinalLuigi 5 лет назад +1625

    1% of this video: calling out unreal engine remakes
    99% of this video: chris flexing his voice so that he can get a record deal

    • @ThreeG456
      @ThreeG456 5 лет назад +108

      Umbrella Records

    • @flamingcow5916
      @flamingcow5916 5 лет назад +131

      Hire this man

    • @mitchtherighteous
      @mitchtherighteous 5 лет назад +76

      Universal, Hire this man! He's using acapella in any way he can!

    • @MenuMinyu
      @MenuMinyu 4 года назад +7

      @@flamingcow5916 unironically

    • @QuiteDan
      @QuiteDan 4 года назад +1

      *RIAA HIRE THIS MAN*

  • @needlewind9053
    @needlewind9053 5 лет назад +1255

    Ocarina of time Kokiri Forest HD Unreal Engine #9487
    Featuring assets I didn't make

    • @abbyboob5886
      @abbyboob5886 5 лет назад +91

      I gotta have my graphics

    • @Vaniaomega
      @Vaniaomega 5 лет назад +10

      Ok but that one Oot remake is actually pretty lit

    • @MelonSpeedruns
      @MelonSpeedruns 5 лет назад +133

      @@Vaniaomega Yeah, with stolen assets he didn't make.

    • @Vaniaomega
      @Vaniaomega 5 лет назад +4

      @@MelonSpeedruns he made a lot of them. Are you game dev? If no then you have no idea how hard it is. Even if he did steal assets the rest is hard as balls

    • @entermatestar9116
      @entermatestar9116 5 лет назад +175

      @@Vaniaomega yeah he made that saria model that looks like dog shit, hire him

  • @zega155
    @zega155 2 года назад +32

    That new gameplay footage......bros, not like this....

  • @Boamere
    @Boamere 2 года назад +31

    Now it’s “ROCKSTAR hire this man!”

  • @godofsucc8449
    @godofsucc8449 5 лет назад +333

    I could stare directly at the sun in real life and burn my retinas permanently, and I'd still would want Nintendo to hire the sun.

    • @mattthedoormat
      @mattthedoormat 5 лет назад +68

      Nintendo, hire this sun,
      Nintendo, hire this sun,
      He's using the lighting in anyway he can.

    • @JoseAlberto-dh8pf
      @JoseAlberto-dh8pf 5 лет назад +1

      @@mattthedoormat Bravo

    • @SpudChickenSaltedChips
      @SpudChickenSaltedChips 5 лет назад +34

      That's not the sun, that's just the shit ton of bloom applied to Unreal Engine remakes.

    • @troll4life662
      @troll4life662 3 года назад +5

      I think they did ever heard of Super Mario Bros 3?

  • @mcdonkey500
    @mcdonkey500 2 года назад +39

    tfw sega hired this man before nintendo

  • @njsynthesis
    @njsynthesis 2 года назад +30

    figuratively sonic frontiers

  • @DiosBabilonia
    @DiosBabilonia 2 года назад +29

    Sega hired this man.

  • @2445elijah
    @2445elijah 10 месяцев назад +22

    Pikmin 4 uses Unreal Engine, Nintendo finally did it, they hired that man...

  • @caveirainvocada9438
    @caveirainvocada9438 3 года назад +24

    They
    They hired this man

  • @OrlovYan
    @OrlovYan 3 года назад +14

    Nintendo actually hired this man

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 2 года назад +25

    I love how after the Sonic Frontiers gameplay trailer everyone went back to this video LMAO

  • @gawkers12
    @gawkers12 3 года назад +24

    THEY HIRED HIM

  • @kainekhagan
    @kainekhagan 3 года назад +14

    THEY DID IT LMAOO

  • @ricedanan
    @ricedanan 2 года назад +33

    NEWS: SEGA HAS HIRED THIS MAN

  • @kekleon768
    @kekleon768 3 года назад +14

    Round 2 with Brilliant Diamond and Pearl fan trailer surfacing.

  • @jackshadowbrowse
    @jackshadowbrowse 2 года назад +40

    Sega finally did it

  • @knightshade2654
    @knightshade2654 3 года назад +21

    Game Freak hired him.

  • @willytor7899
    @willytor7899 Год назад +40

    returning to this after that awful super mario rtx video

  • @SirCaco
    @SirCaco 5 лет назад +684

    It's like those GTA San Andreas "realistic graphics" mods. 20x bloom and water on the floor everywhere, there you go! Just like real life X)

    • @thewrathofrevan5999
      @thewrathofrevan5999 4 года назад +39

      I know that with some tweaks that those can actually look pretty darn good, but most previews with the water everywhere give it a bad rap.

    • @nicholas7154
      @nicholas7154 4 года назад +4

      I swear ive seen yo ass before 🤔

    • @theraymunator
      @theraymunator 4 года назад +31

      I don't understand why putting water everywhere is considered "realistic". Sure, most animators couldn't make decent water textures/physics for a very long time, but there are channels on RUclips that are literally just recreating water in computer animation programs, so now it shouldn't be that hard. In the case of GTA SA that you mention it doesn't even make logic sense since Los Santos is supposed to be dry as heck.

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 года назад +7

      Real life realistic mod when

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 4 года назад +14

      I hate that mod, it screws up the art direction and just makes the game actually look uglier than the old ps2 graphics.

  • @Aquel_al_que_llaman_Laser
    @Aquel_al_que_llaman_Laser 5 лет назад +3337

    Someone: **puts a mario model in unreal engine**
    Everyone: NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN! you should take notes before taking this down!

    • @mutationkorno2400
      @mutationkorno2400 5 лет назад +38

      Lucas ACTUAL TRUTH OVER HERE

    • @kronillix2735
      @kronillix2735 5 лет назад +92

      Same with Sonic lmao

    • @dragonpower9353
      @dragonpower9353 5 лет назад +82

      @@kronillix2735 Sega actually supports Fan Games/Projects, Nintendo is too strict to their IP which is why most projects get taken down.

    • @mechamudskipper
      @mechamudskipper 5 лет назад +14

      @@dragonpower9353 nintendo should hire THIS man

    • @Aquel_al_que_llaman_Laser
      @Aquel_al_que_llaman_Laser 5 лет назад +126

      @@mechamudskipper i know right!? Instead of taking this down, they should just buy this project and sell it on switch!
      In fact, hire him and make him president of NOA so we can have more games like this!
      (Yes, this type of comments DO exist.)

  • @Reynsoon
    @Reynsoon 2 года назад +23

    ROCKSTAR! HIRE THIS MAN!

  • @KretKretes
    @KretKretes 2 года назад +30

    It's over Sonic bros

  • @AleK0451
    @AleK0451 2 года назад +25

    gta definitive edition be like ROCKSTAR HIRE THIS MAN

  • @DogsRNice
    @DogsRNice 3 года назад +19

    They finally hired this man for the new Mario golf

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 3 года назад

      Are you for real? How did you find this info?

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice 3 года назад +4

      @@legendarymarston9174 didnt you see the realistic terrain in that game? no one other than this man could do it

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 3 года назад

      @@DogsRNice Oooh for a moment I thought that he literally got hired X,D

    • @the1whoplayz
      @the1whoplayz 3 года назад

      @@DogsRNice bruh what? that game looks cartoony as hell lol. the new pokemon game looks more like UE than that lol

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 2 года назад +422

    You should do a version but for Sega and being that they actually hired that man

    • @Usith
      @Usith 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tHpOjm-U-s0/видео.html

    • @petergriffinsbrother2499
      @petergriffinsbrother2499 2 года назад +23

      There's a sega hired this man video

    • @compatriot852
      @compatriot852 2 года назад +9

      There's already one up. It's hilarious

    • @pats3212
      @pats3212 2 года назад +2

      Sega hire this man is actually the original, it was done in an unironic fashion as well, which makes it even funnier in restrospect

    • @DaHeis
      @DaHeis 2 года назад +3

      here ya go: ruclips.net/video/tHpOjm-U-s0/видео.html

  • @marcosalcala9423
    @marcosalcala9423 2 года назад +26

    It's happened

  • @bryangutierrez6679
    @bryangutierrez6679 3 года назад +81

    And turns out Bluepoint did actually hire this man for the Demon's Souls remake.

    • @robletch123
      @robletch123 3 года назад +10

      He probably just put in like 1 twig

  • @shia8938
    @shia8938 2 года назад +24

    Nintendo didn't but Rockstar did lol

  • @Otacanthus
    @Otacanthus 3 года назад +21

    They really hired that man

  • @Pieman-jm3rf
    @Pieman-jm3rf 2 года назад +19

    Nintendo was too slow. Sega hired this man for Sonic Frontiers.