ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY (FULL SONG)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2020
  • Months ago I posted a really rough take of this on 4chan and I thought it was about time for a complete song.
    Follow me on Twitter: / chrisvoiceman
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ChrisVoiceman
    @ChrisVoiceman  3 года назад +12348

    Original song: In The End by Linkin Park
    Lyrics:
    ONE GAME
    I DON'T KNOW WHY
    I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
    KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE
    TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES
    THAT'S ALL I KNOW
    CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY
    WATCH EM FLY BY AS THEY PORT TO PC
    LOSE EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GEN
    I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY
    IT'S SO UNFAIR
    DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
    THROW MY CONSOLE RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
    TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
    I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH MOVIES
    I SPEND ALL MY TIME INSIDE
    NOW THAT LAUNCH HYPE HAS DIED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS
    JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN
    I CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCH
    BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
    BOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCH
    BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
    ONE GAME, I DON'T KNOW WHY
    THAT FEELS TO HARD TO GET, I JUST WANT TO BUY
    NEW GAMES TO TRY WHILE CONFINED INSIDE
    BUT IT SERVES TO REMIND THAT I
    BOUGHT THIS BRICK
    IN SPITE OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAD TOLD ME
    NOT TO BUY A NEW CONSOLE ON RELEASE
    REMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD TIMES WITH SONY
    I'M SURPRISED IT GOT SO BAD
    THINGS AREN'T THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE
    YOU WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE PS4
    THE BEST GAMES WENT MULTIPLATFORM
    BUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE GOD DAMN GAMES
    I SPEND ALL MY TIME INSIDE
    NOW THAT LAUNCH HYPE HAS DIED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS
    JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN
    I CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCH
    BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
    BOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCH
    BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
    I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
    PAID AS MUCH AS I COULD PAY
    FOR ALL THIS
    THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAY
    I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
    PAID AS MUCH AS I COULD PAY
    FOR ALL THIS
    THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAY
    I CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCH
    BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
    BOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCH
    BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 года назад +195

      Please allow someone to add this as caption.
      .
      Also nice to see the man himself completing the song. I remember the short version being reposted months ago and not able to know the sauce cause it was posted on a board somewhere. Glad to see that RUclips has good recommendations

    • @asju4
      @asju4 3 года назад +91

      @@WingMaster562 sadly youtube removed user submitted captions, so he would have to put them himself

    • @iamwhoyousayiam6773
      @iamwhoyousayiam6773 3 года назад +18

      Mario shouldn't be one of the gifs, it's a song about Sonyware. That said, PHENOMENAL JOB lmao!

    • @user-pq4by2rq9y
      @user-pq4by2rq9y 3 года назад +88

      @@iamwhoyousayiam6773 didn't notice master chief there too? Xbox and Nintendo poking fun at Sony m8.

    • @Anama_7
      @Anama_7 3 года назад +12

      Damn this is better than the original

  • @The_Fallen
    @The_Fallen 3 года назад +27538

    0% naked girls
    0% alcohol
    0% drugs
    0% games

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 года назад +1759

      ONE GAME

    • @Emperor_Ace
      @Emperor_Ace 3 года назад +1355

      1% game*

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 3 года назад +788

      100% scalping

    • @GeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorge
      @GeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorge 3 года назад +660

      100% Regret

    • @aerial4578
      @aerial4578 3 года назад +179

      @@danielawesome36 I DON'T KNOW WHY
      I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
      KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE
      TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES
      THAT'S ALL I KNOW
      CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY
      WATCH EM FLY BY AS THEY PORT TO PC
      LOSE EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GEN
      I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY
      IT'S SO UNFAIR
      DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
      THROW MY CONSOLE RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
      TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
      I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH MOVIES
      I SPEND ALL MY TIME INSIDE
      NOW THAT LAUNCH HYPE HAS DIED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS
      JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN
      I CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCH
      BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
      BOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCH
      BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
      ONE GAME, I DON'T KNOW WHY
      THAT FEELS TO HARD TO GET, I JUST WANT TO BUY
      NEW GAMES TO TRY WHILE CONFINED INSIDE
      BUT IT SERVES TO REMIND THAT I
      BOUGHT THIS BRICK
      IN SPITE OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAD TOLD ME
      NOT TO BUY A NEW CONSOLE ON RELEASE
      REMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD TIMES WITH SONY
      I'M SURPRISED IT GOT SO BAD
      THINGS AREN'T THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE
      YOU WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE PS4
      THE BEST GAMES WENT MULTIPLATFORM
      BUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE GOD DAMN GAMES
      I SPEND ALL MY TIME INSIDE
      NOW THAT LAUNCH HYPE HAS DIED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS
      JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN
      I CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCH
      BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
      BOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCH
      BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
      I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
      PAID AS MUCH AS I COULD PAY
      FOR ALL THIS
      THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAY
      I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
      PAID AS MUCH AS I COULD PAY
      FOR ALL THIS
      THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAY
      I CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCH
      BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
      BOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCH
      BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

  • @juesebelmont7324
    @juesebelmont7324 4 месяца назад +1929

    When Sony says they're in the latter half of the PS5 life cycle.

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 4 месяца назад +75

      To quote one PS5 thief in Thousand Oaks, "Y'all got no good games on dis b*tch".
      That was posted by the PS5 of Jared S (whom it was stolen from) to his brother.

    • @scottfromspace
      @scottfromspace 4 месяца назад +28

      We are about 3 and a half years in, and console gems last around 7 years these days
      I don’t know why that statement was controversial
      (I play pc)

    • @darthrader471
      @darthrader471 4 месяца назад +80

      ​@@scottfromspace name 5 PS5 exclusives that aren't remakes/sequels

    • @scottfromspace
      @scottfromspace 4 месяца назад +5

      @@darthrader471 Why should I? That has literally nothing to do with what I said lol
      I don't care to defend playstation

    • @darthrader471
      @darthrader471 4 месяца назад +70

      @@scottfromspace it's ridiculous of Sony to even announce that because they have no games. That's what my point is.

  • @whateverman9942
    @whateverman9942 Месяц назад +310

    THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAY

    • @desireless4092
      @desireless4092 Месяц назад +45

      More like state of decay

    • @notkimpine
      @notkimpine Месяц назад +6

      THE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE OF STATE OF DEFECATION

    • @By-s
      @By-s 17 дней назад +2

      ​@@desireless4092not even that is on the PS5, but it may change with how Microsoft is doing things.

  • @cybernatorg4706
    @cybernatorg4706 Месяц назад +220

    "WATCH IT FLY BY AS IT PORTS TO PC"
    God of War Ragnarok has been announced on State of Play on May 30th, 2024, that it will be on PC on September 19, 2024.
    This song constantly ages like the finest of wines.

    • @vipervolkan3042
      @vipervolkan3042 Месяц назад +16

      and Until Dawn

    • @SongOfLife_
      @SongOfLife_ 25 дней назад +10

      Spiderman 2 coming to pc as well in 2025

    • @wildmusical
      @wildmusical 21 час назад

      ​@@SongOfLife_ you can play it already.. the source code got leaked and was compiled on pc with shaders

    • @SongOfLife_
      @SongOfLife_ 19 часов назад

      @@wildmusical yessir!!

  • @pjkr123
    @pjkr123 3 года назад +2608

    Ah.....a new band named Linkin Port

    • @betaripoff
      @betaripoff Год назад +103

      Their 4th song on hybird platform: Ports of Authority (btw ps5 = still no games lmao)

    • @Plasma.Elemental
      @Plasma.Elemental Год назад +37

      @@betaripoff chester saw the ps5 coming from miles away that's why he took himself out sadly though.

    • @chillnspace777
      @chillnspace777 Год назад +8

      30fps fidelity checkerboard 4k

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Год назад +22

      @@betaripoff checks out:
      *_"Forfeit the game_*_ before somebody else takes you out of the frame / and puts your name to shame /cover up you face / you can't run away / the pace is too fast / you just won't last"_
      Don't even need to change the lyrics 😂

    • @Larsgman
      @Larsgman Год назад +2

      I fkin LOLD

  • @tophatjoe5042
    @tophatjoe5042 Месяц назад +184

    > Square Enix announces shift to multiplatform strategy as part of their new business plan

    • @oo--7714
      @oo--7714 7 дней назад +3

      Final fantasy didn't sell enough copies

    • @Lalasquad360
      @Lalasquad360 6 дней назад

      @@oo--7714Gee… I wonder why it didn't sell enough?
      Oh yeah because nobody wanted to buy the plastic movie “game” box

  • @apollojustice5338
    @apollojustice5338 4 месяца назад +1367

    This continues to age like wine.

    • @ninethetwotailedfox
      @ninethetwotailedfox 4 месяца назад +10

      yes

    • @swiftyxrd
      @swiftyxrd 4 месяца назад +4

      Demon's Souls
      Spider-Man Miles Morales
      Spider-Man Remastered
      Spider-Man 2
      Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart
      Wolverine (upcoming)
      Returnal
      Death Stranding: Director's Cut
      Death Stranding 2 (upcoming)
      Silent Hill 2 Remake
      God of War: Ragnarok
      Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut
      Ghost of Tsushima 2 (upcoming)
      Rise of Ronin (upcoming)
      Final Fantasy 7 Intergrade
      Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth
      Final Fantasy 16
      Horizon Forbidden West
      Uncharted: Legacy of Thieves Collection
      Sackboy: A Big Adventure
      Phantom Blade Zero (upcoming)
      Stellar Blade (upcoming)

    • @tifasboobs9530
      @tifasboobs9530 4 месяца назад

      They almost all port to PC@@swiftyxrd

    • @blackrose8418
      @blackrose8418 4 месяца назад +112

      ​@swiftyxrd so 22 games in 3 years since the ps5 released? In comparison ps2 had 44 games in just 2001 alone. Thats pretty sad

    • @swiftyxrd
      @swiftyxrd 4 месяца назад +2

      @@blackrose8418
      A, these are just games that are off the top of my head and there's probably even more that I haven't listed here.
      B, 6th gen games took a lot less time to make than 9th gen games do. For example, Treyarch's Spider-Man 2 took roughly 2 years to make while Insomniac's Spider-Man 2 took roughly 5 years.

  • @SirFlanKKKKKKKKKKKKK
    @SirFlanKKKKKKKKKKKKK 4 месяца назад +1364

    Sony plans to release a total of ZERO games this year...
    > ONE GAME

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 4 месяца назад +62

      Every year the bar just keeps getting lower until it's underground

    • @thewheezychieftain5488
      @thewheezychieftain5488 4 месяца назад +8

      I CRIED SO HARD FOR GAMES EVER

    • @bigby5850
      @bigby5850 4 месяца назад +15

      >I DON'T KNOW WHY

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 4 месяца назад

      But they do have games this year? FF7, Rise of Ronen and Stellar Blade. That's 3 games (ok 2 when FF7 PC ports but the other 2 will still be there)

    • @ignaciopizarro97
      @ignaciopizarro97 4 месяца назад +3

      @@draguOdoT >KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE

  • @JonnyHorseman
    @JonnyHorseman 6 месяцев назад +1358

    *ONE GAME*
    *ZERO AWARDS*

    • @Ocidad
      @Ocidad 6 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂

    • @zoboothemafoo
      @zoboothemafoo 6 месяцев назад +18

      This would hit hard if I had a PS5

    • @Nic5Cyprus
      @Nic5Cyprus 6 месяцев назад +50

      Sony had to give it one award themselves

    • @zink8504
      @zink8504 6 месяцев назад +3

      No xbox game either sooooooo

    • @Marzsala
      @Marzsala 6 месяцев назад

      @@zink8504 a vast majority of those pc games are also on xbox

  • @Durbikins
    @Durbikins 2 года назад +9911

    The absolute State of Play

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 2 года назад +106

      @Zerozerozero distilled /v/irgin post here

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 2 года назад +36

      @Zerozerozero feed

    • @jagged1725
      @jagged1725 2 года назад +56

      @Zerozerozero internet slang moment

    • @catowarmeowson9964
      @catowarmeowson9964 2 года назад +6

      Hi, this is more true then ever

    • @Durbikins
      @Durbikins 2 года назад +26

      @@catowarmeowson9964 Jokes on you. I'm playing the hell out of backpack cat game.

  • @araulius2132
    @araulius2132 Месяц назад +154

    >square enix leaving sony
    >NO GAMES

  • @Aksvam
    @Aksvam 3 года назад +1360

    Ps3: Demon Souls machine
    Ps4: Bloodborne machine
    Ps5: Demon Souls machine

    • @capncook667
      @capncook667 3 года назад +54

      Us souls boys get to suffer.

    • @ninou972
      @ninou972 3 года назад +168

      Ps6: Bloodborne machine

    • @Miquiya
      @Miquiya 3 года назад +67

      Yep, ps6 is already guaranteed bloodborne remaster machine.

    • @dj-murlock
      @dj-murlock 2 года назад +22

      @@Miquiya And PS7 will be
      A failure.

    • @ChunkSchuldinga
      @ChunkSchuldinga 2 года назад +51

      @@dj-murlock
      King’s Field Remastered for PS7?

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 3 года назад +10739

    2009: PS3 only has Demon’s Souls.
    2021: PS5 only has Demon’s Souls.
    The more things change the more they stay the same.

    • @LucDeTruc
      @LucDeTruc 3 года назад +345

      Demon’s Souls Demake

    • @parkermartin5799
      @parkermartin5799 3 года назад +42

      Well PS also has Uncharted

    • @acedias12
      @acedias12 3 года назад +91

      @Zerozerozero Whatever you say buddy,

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 3 года назад +220

      In fairness, I forgot that PS3 at least also had Metal Gear Solid 4.

    • @Tsukiru
      @Tsukiru 3 года назад +78

      It all returns to Demon's Souls

  • @Dacstunes
    @Dacstunes 28 дней назад +69

    What kind of black magic did Gabe use to trick Sony into putting their games on steam.

    • @Daniel-kx3zz
      @Daniel-kx3zz 25 дней назад +26

      Gabe in Steam is like Luigi in Mario Party: Wins by doing absolutely nothing. He just stands there and the competition stay shooting at their feet.

    • @sensennisya557
      @sensennisya557 25 дней назад +11

      he sacrificed TF2

    • @spark9189
      @spark9189 12 дней назад +1

      steam being incredibly popular

    • @RealWaffles
      @RealWaffles 8 дней назад

      microsoft really showed off how much more money you can make by selling on 2 platforms.
      the xbox and ps5 sell out even without any exclusives, so why limit yourself to customers that own the hardware?
      i'd imagine sony shareholders were pissed that they were leaving so much money on the table.

  • @riri7316
    @riri7316 Месяц назад +84

    Blizzard: "Don't you guys have phones?"
    Sony: "Don't you guys have PSN accounts?"

  • @TheTundraTerror
    @TheTundraTerror Год назад +5497

    I love how well that "ported to PC" line has aged.

    • @superninja252
      @superninja252 Год назад +416

      the entire song aged well, it only needed a line for VR but the rest is solid great meme

    • @MarioKartSuperCircuit
      @MarioKartSuperCircuit Год назад +205

      Rocket and Clank launching on steam made this age even better lol

    • @itsmisstwister
      @itsmisstwister Год назад +133

      FFXVI PC development confirmed. before the game launches. lol

    • @BullockDS
      @BullockDS Год назад +80

      ​@@itsmisstwister to be fair FF16 being a timed exclusive has been an extremely poorly kept secret since the beginning. It's more accurate IMO to say that Yoshi-P is simply dropping any pretense of it not happening.

    • @MajorZero61
      @MajorZero61 Год назад +45

      Atlus was the last one for me. Metal Gear before that, but MGS4 still refuses to be released outside of PS3.

  • @chainmbl4257
    @chainmbl4257 3 года назад +22122

    I can't believe Linkin Park stole this song

    • @ChrisVoiceman
      @ChrisVoiceman  3 года назад +5580

      I know, but in the end it doesn't even matter.

    • @alithegreat9096
      @alithegreat9096 3 года назад +592

      You could say that the vocalist came back from the grave just to steal this song

    • @T4RHUN
      @T4RHUN 3 года назад +365

      @@ChrisVoiceman I'm gonna use this for every argument now. Thanks.

    • @execute6200
      @execute6200 3 года назад +79

      @@ChrisVoiceman fucking epic

    • @jimhalpert9803
      @jimhalpert9803 3 года назад +39

      @@ChrisVoiceman clever

  • @dosdoomguy2285
    @dosdoomguy2285 4 месяца назад +736

    Here after Soyny has announced that the PS5 has entered its latter stages. STILL NO GAMES.

    • @BossunEX
      @BossunEX 4 месяца назад +23

      for real? HAHAHA

    • @ivaerz4977
      @ivaerz4977 4 месяца назад +19

      Update I'm speaking from year 2024 and ps5 still has no decent games

    • @brah9249
      @brah9249 4 месяца назад +16

      PS6 will have -1 games

    • @sirprintalot
      @sirprintalot 2 месяца назад

      yes it has games.

    • @s3studios597
      @s3studios597 Месяц назад

      @brah9249
      And that game will be Dragon Quest 13. As prophesied by the late great Akira Toriyama.

  • @Mazelioum
    @Mazelioum Месяц назад +58

    That one game in question is Astro Bot.

  • @NyscanRohid
    @NyscanRohid 3 года назад +4700

    "PS3 Has No Games"? Man, that meme is a whole decade old.
    Wait... _PS5?_

    • @Outta-hz1ej
      @Outta-hz1ej 3 года назад +72

      I don't know what that is because I don't play vidya

    • @NyscanRohid
      @NyscanRohid 3 года назад +324

      @@Outta-hz1ej I don't know what you said because I can't read

    • @TrainerPlatinumSinnoh
      @TrainerPlatinumSinnoh 3 года назад +57

      @@NyscanRohid I don't know

    • @junkyardcrow1748
      @junkyardcrow1748 3 года назад +73

      @@TrainerPlatinumSinnoh why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try

    • @hamizannaruto
      @hamizannaruto 3 года назад +25

      @Banuner I realize this generation launch title looks pretty suck.
      What about xbox X launch game?

  • @Inari_the_Fox
    @Inari_the_Fox 3 года назад +9924

    This is unironically fun to listen to as a cover.

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 3 года назад +81

      Shut up Inari.
      (I agree though, EDIT, it's a reference)

    • @mrdabrow
      @mrdabrow 3 года назад +4

      Is that a threat?

    • @SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing
      @SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing 3 года назад +18

      yusuke my boy, good luck trying to get ann to model for ya.

    • @ricardomontoya7731
      @ricardomontoya7731 3 года назад +2

      Ofc after weve watched the original a million times...do you guys realize were killing ourselves each moment in other timelines....so fun

    • @paranoidbutnotanandroid3753
      @paranoidbutnotanandroid3753 3 года назад +3

      I'm watching daily, lol

  • @chumbojabroni5638
    @chumbojabroni5638 7 месяцев назад +477

    >one game
    >one award
    >it's an award for movies/tv shows

    • @zink8504
      @zink8504 6 месяцев назад +24

      >looks at how xbox games are doing
      >sees a dumpster fire
      >yeah it's not much better

    • @HarmonicVector
      @HarmonicVector 6 месяцев назад +15

      >AC6 wins award
      >They actually did something right this time

    • @PetitTasdeBoue
      @PetitTasdeBoue 3 месяца назад +4

      @@HarmonicVector Yeah it was on PC day one

    • @VincereAngelos
      @VincereAngelos 2 месяца назад +2

      Nintendo still managing to be at the top of the big three with the games they have this generation. Their stance on emulation is still not great, but compared to Sony and Microsoft they're doing well.

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym 2 месяца назад +1

      @@zink8504 the age of consols is coming to an end...

  • @KnightAngelGN
    @KnightAngelGN Месяц назад +127

    Astro bot is the biggest exclusive of the state of play...
    >ONE GAME

  • @mortis3725
    @mortis3725 Месяц назад +68

    Absolutely insane that we are in the second half of the ps5's lifecycle and there is not even one big 1st party title in sight

  • @ImPyroChad
    @ImPyroChad Год назад +6090

    >Playstation with no games
    >Watching Avatar the movie
    >Playing MW2
    >Global Recession
    Nothing has changed at all bruh

    • @user-dv2hc8zt3o
      @user-dv2hc8zt3o Год назад +634

      Holy shit...things are exactly the same in 2022 as they were back in 2009...

    • @toasted2807
      @toasted2807 Год назад +313

      History repeats itself

    • @chillnspace777
      @chillnspace777 Год назад +340

      It's just worse this time around

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur Год назад +279

      @@chillnspace777 because you're old enough to be affected by one of these things

    • @avelow7380
      @avelow7380 Год назад +344

      @@TupocalypseShakur yeah, having to play MW2 (2022) really sucks

  • @IshgardBlues67
    @IshgardBlues67 Год назад +1067

    >Exclusive
    >Also on PC
    The ABSOLUTE STATE of Play

    • @PapaMartyo4331
      @PapaMartyo4331 Год назад +82

      Because there’s literally no reason to own a PS5, that’s why it matters. Consoles need real reasons to exist to make them actually worth getting. People bought consoles in the first place because they were simple, decently priced and had some games that could only be played on it. Now consoles besides the Switch are basically just lamer PCs. So when you have no exclusives besides a very niche title like Demon Souls, most people would just spend a bit more and get a gaming laptop that can do more than a ps5. That’s why it matters ya fool, that’s why consoles mattered in the first dang place!!

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l Год назад +31

      @Slumbr Tracks cope lmao only thing consoles have over PC is exclusives and they don't even have that anymore.

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l Год назад +12

      @Slumbr Tracks so the console is worthless and is just inferior to PC lol. Feel free to be a fanboy/troll but you're not getting any more attention juice

    • @_Devil
      @_Devil Год назад +28

      @@user-lh7mt7zo7l The only "upside" to consoles becoming dumb downed PC's now is that the older console games are being more appreciated. I love to boot up San Andreas on my PS2 every now and then, or get on Gears of War 3 on my Xbox 360. Yes, I _technically_ could play them on PC through piracy and emulation, but to me that would ruin the experience. The 8th and 9th gen consoles just feel so soulless and corporate, like all the fun was sucked out of them at the end of 7th gen.

    • @oyveyshalom
      @oyveyshalom Год назад +7

      @@_Devil the absolute state of gaming in 2023 lol

  • @Ceeington
    @Ceeington 6 месяцев назад +518

    3 years later and this is still depressingly accurate

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 6 месяцев назад +4

      @Ceeington P3 profile picture?

    • @hernanmunoz7771
      @hernanmunoz7771 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@longiusaescius2537it seems it is!

    • @chandrachamak9748
      @chandrachamak9748 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@longiusaescius2537 Persona 3 main character

    • @JacobNintendoNerd99
      @JacobNintendoNerd99 5 месяцев назад +19

      Watch em fly by as they port to PC

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 4 месяца назад +7

      3 years later? the original pasta is for the ps3!

  • @AGuyWithoutProfilePicture
    @AGuyWithoutProfilePicture Месяц назад +43

    how the fuck this thing never gets old

  • @sharoyveduchi
    @sharoyveduchi 3 года назад +4178

    Maybe the real games were the friends we made along the way?

    • @Telados
      @Telados 3 года назад +214

      >tfw no couch co-op

    • @DianaProudmoore
      @DianaProudmoore 3 года назад +135

      >tfw no friends~

    • @sharoyveduchi
      @sharoyveduchi 3 года назад +138

      @@DianaProudmoore I hope you find some good friends one day. Pray for them and if you don't pray then at least have faith in yourself that you will find good friends. Hopeless people will always be stepped on. Those with faith however, at least will make those who step on others feel pain.

    • @duder6666
      @duder6666 3 года назад +13

      Nah they said there'd be sandwiches

    • @kazuhiramiller2121
      @kazuhiramiller2121 3 года назад +69

      @@sharoyveduchi Damn that was a real chad talk

  • @gabrielinostroza4989
    @gabrielinostroza4989 3 года назад +3563

    The best cover of the year and it isn't even in the /v/ musical

    • @Outta-hz1ej
      @Outta-hz1ej 3 года назад +78

      This year's /v/TM was great
      My favorite tune was probably "Shitpost Boards" or the one about that kid who shit his pants

    • @mrblackjacker32.03
      @mrblackjacker32.03 3 года назад +61

      The cover of Bury the Light came way too late for the /v/ musical. Hope it mades it to this year's /v/ musical

    • @Reviire
      @Reviire 2 года назад

      @@Outta-hz1ej Yeah that's great but the original is better. Love both tho.

    • @matchedpowerofthesun
      @matchedpowerofthesun 2 года назад +3

      @@mrblackjacker32.03 Bury The Light cover? Sounds cool, you got a link?
      Edit: found it nvm

    • @NintenBound
      @NintenBound 2 года назад +1

      @@Outta-hz1ej Really late but do you guys have a link to all this? I'd love to hear it

  • @eurobeataddict103
    @eurobeataddict103 8 месяцев назад +399

    NOTHING CHANGED AFTER SO MANY YEARS HOLY SHIT

    • @laechrysia
      @laechrysia 7 месяцев назад +24

      tbf that was posted first on december 2020 so it's unsurprising

    • @eurobeataddict103
      @eurobeataddict103 7 месяцев назад +2

      still the ps5 has no fucking games
      HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA@@laechrysia

    • @TheCostantinus
      @TheCostantinus 7 месяцев назад +1

      "after so many years" bro it's been almost 4 years, it's not that much time

    • @eurobeataddict103
      @eurobeataddict103 7 месяцев назад +19

      i know, still laughable @@TheCostantinus

    • @jainkoa2765
      @jainkoa2765 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@TheCostantinus december 2020 was NOT almost 4 years ago LMAO, it hasnt even been 3 years

  • @InternetPeopleAreNotReal
    @InternetPeopleAreNotReal 9 месяцев назад +814

    Once again, September 14 2023, this song still manages to be relevant.

    • @JohnathanN-ot5nu
      @JohnathanN-ot5nu 9 месяцев назад +59

      Yep. I kinda feel sorry for people who rushed out and brought a PS5. They should have invested in a gaming PC and Switch instead. Instead they brought a PS5 with only one exclusive and the one new exclusive later this year (Spiderman 2) will come to PC eventually like the first did lmao.

    • @jannyaaa
      @jannyaaa 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@JohnathanN-ot5nui bought my ps5 in february cuz of hogwarts legacy and having 2 other games we wanted to play. Needless to say I'm using it to watch 4K movies now.
      Fun fact! 4K movie disks don't have enough space for bonus content sometimes so you end up throwing in the blueray afterwards anyways! 😊😊😊

    • @robert779
      @robert779 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@JohnathanN-ot5nuJust get an Xbox instead of the PC, it’s way cheaper. And skip the Switch unless you’re between ages 5-12.

    • @COhlen
      @COhlen 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@robert779 people make good pcs for ~$500. also dont forget to account for the xbox live/ps plus subscriptions. a $600 pc would last you longer than a $500 xbox and a year of xbox live.

    • @sol9059
      @sol9059 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@JohnathanN-ot5nuright in everything except the switch part

  • @_LightYagami
    @_LightYagami 3 года назад +6294

    The fact that the ''PS3 has no gaems'' meme is still alive in the 2020s makes me very happy.

    • @abovethelaw4417
      @abovethelaw4417 3 года назад +131

      It’s the ps5 which has no launch exclusives not PS3

    • @MatthewCobalt
      @MatthewCobalt 3 года назад +828

      @@abovethelaw4417 You must be too young for the memories.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 3 года назад +204

      More like Sony has no ps5's we went from having no games to having no console

    • @jonathanrobles1734
      @jonathanrobles1734 3 года назад +24

      @@abovethelaw4417 Don't you know how to read?

    • @ganii1804
      @ganii1804 3 года назад +71

      console gamers most oppressed

  • @mathwhiz5563
    @mathwhiz5563 2 года назад +323

    >Spiderman now on pc

    • @goatmagnum
      @goatmagnum Год назад +22

      AND you can region toggle the flags

    • @MJesDK
      @MJesDK Год назад +7

      But you can't mod 'em!

    • @ImPyroChad
      @ImPyroChad Год назад +3

      "I'm ruined, and I have nothing left. Not even Spider-Man" - Harry Playstation Osborn

  • @thepwrtank18
    @thepwrtank18 2 месяца назад +82

    After the Helldivers 2 incident, PS5 now has negative one game. They took a game from another platform

    • @D3structor3
      @D3structor3 2 месяца назад +2

      the Master Race got hold of the only one good game PS5 had, and didn't flinch a bit

    • @notkimpine
      @notkimpine Месяц назад +1

      it's 2024 and i'm still don't know what the fuck is stellar blade's about. is this the next nier automata character?

  • @gachatookthekids
    @gachatookthekids Месяц назад +79

    "Square Enix is dropping console exclusives."
    ONE GAME

  • @3.2187_Kilometres
    @3.2187_Kilometres 3 года назад +5811

    Love how the song is about the PS5 but the characters on the side default dancing are the mascots of rival consoles.

    • @mers3331
      @mers3331 3 года назад +358

      Kinda funny tho since Xbox doesn't even have one game xd

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 3 года назад +577

      @@mers3331
      Hahahaha he's right, Infinite is on Steam. PC consumes all in the end.

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 3 года назад +367

      @@somerandomname3124 started with pc and it’ll end with pc i suppose

    • @kelnhide
      @kelnhide 3 года назад +105

      Does PS even have a mascot character?

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 3 года назад +296

      @@kelnhide Blue check marks?

  • @reebdoog1337
    @reebdoog1337 3 года назад +14028

    Sooo many people on the internet are getting a taste of just how soulful the pre-social media internet was watching gems like this

    • @timtimothy5405
      @timtimothy5405 3 года назад +58

      How so

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 3 года назад +1743

      @daenux Yup. Back then it was just anons and there was no downvote or upvote button. So people back then were just posting things to make others laugh. Now, everything is dictated by the specific algorithm of a social media website.

    • @reebdoog1337
      @reebdoog1337 3 года назад +201

      @@oompalumpus699
      Well said my man

    • @GigachadVTuberEnjoyer
      @GigachadVTuberEnjoyer 3 года назад +60

      you mean fucking zoomers?

    • @saturn6458
      @saturn6458 3 года назад +312

      @@GigachadVTuberEnjoyer zoomers had gamefaqs and that kind of had the spirit right

  • @CosmicNyan
    @CosmicNyan 4 месяца назад +196

    The virtual boy has more exclusives than the PS5. 22 vs 12.

  • @limebeersalt
    @limebeersalt Месяц назад +51

    Came here after GoW Ragnarok PC announcement

  • @LexLaboratory
    @LexLaboratory 2 года назад +977

    >Buys Bungie
    >Halo is not even there
    >Gets just Destiny instead
    >One game, if you can even call it like that

    • @doodguytheblank2403
      @doodguytheblank2403 2 года назад +97

      I would hardly call Destiny 2 a game, more so the greatest time waster in existence.

    • @VanArkride
      @VanArkride 2 года назад +55

      a third of a game that keeps getting mangled and resold as a new game

    • @BRAINFOXINFINITE
      @BRAINFOXINFINITE 2 года назад +25

      >Buys Jade's studio, which has no games out yet

    • @Crixer234
      @Crixer234 Год назад +27

      @@BRAINFOXINFINITE who?

    • @felixdaniels37
      @felixdaniels37 Год назад +47

      @@Crixer234
      Exactly.

  • @teamhero1336
    @teamhero1336 3 года назад +919

    Master Chief and Mario dancing completes this.

    • @GohanZ-jq9jy
      @GohanZ-jq9jy 3 года назад +21

      That was the best part xD

    • @vito2320
      @vito2320 2 года назад +12

      Nintendo and Xbox are very happy of PS5 failure yup.

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 3 месяца назад +1

      "But the switch is underpowered and has lots of bad ports."
      I still have exclusives and you don't.

  • @TeamOneDay
    @TeamOneDay 4 месяца назад +77

    Hilarious how many people IMMEDIATELY went to this masterpiece when Ghost of Tsushima got confirmed for PC.

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment Месяц назад +42

    It just keeps happening lmao

  • @TheRealFolkBlues
    @TheRealFolkBlues 3 года назад +5319

    I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE THE GUY BEHIND THE ORIGINAL UPLOAD
    FUCKING LEGEND

  • @Blaidue
    @Blaidue 10 месяцев назад +454

    "Development of the PC version of Final Fantasy XVI is currently underway"
    - Naoki Yoshida, September 2023.

    • @STEAKMAN1
      @STEAKMAN1 9 месяцев назад +66

      GET PORTED TO PC RIGHT OUTTA WINDOW~

    • @chadhardt6136
      @chadhardt6136 9 месяцев назад +82

      And the final nail was him saying "the game doesnt release at launch in pc because we want the pc version to be the definitive version of the game"
      SE is a hit or miss with ports but that was just nasty

    • @ignaciopizarro97
      @ignaciopizarro97 8 месяцев назад +5

      ONE GAME

    • @MagitekBahamuto
      @MagitekBahamuto 8 месяцев назад +9

      Because it sold like 7 copies on PS5.

    • @is2unknown893
      @is2unknown893 8 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@MagitekBahamutostop lying, it sold 8 copies

  • @Arisu95
    @Arisu95 Месяц назад +39

    a-at least we still have Astro...

  • @simoneconti7635
    @simoneconti7635 Месяц назад +30

    They remade Horizon for a third time

    • @superninja252
      @superninja252 27 дней назад +6

      and now on Switch and (again) in PC

  • @Firejonie
    @Firejonie Год назад +844

    I come back to this every time Sony does something stupid

    • @playertoo9730
      @playertoo9730 Год назад +51

      ps5 price raises? if so, then same

    • @DeterminedTorres
      @DeterminedTorres Год назад +35

      First time listening this after remembering Sony shuttered Japan Studio and made a Gravity Rush movie. This hurts.

    • @MarioKartSuperCircuit
      @MarioKartSuperCircuit Год назад +22

      The existence of Morbius is one of those moments

    • @redstaticofficial0320
      @redstaticofficial0320 Год назад +2

      Yes!

    • @a.t410
      @a.t410 Год назад +19

      PS5 has been jailbroken and there's still no games

  • @mr.cuddlesworth3144
    @mr.cuddlesworth3144 2 года назад +364

    Crash is now an Xbox mascot

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 Год назад +17

      Phil Spencer: *I am Inevitable*

    • @mr.sentryanddispenser
      @mr.sentryanddispenser Год назад +15

      Banjo-Kazooie too...

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 Год назад +19

      @Ibrahim El-Eizim Microsoft is buying Activision.
      Activision owns Crash and Spyro

    • @zink8504
      @zink8504 6 месяцев назад

      @@metetural9140 they can keep call of duty
      It fell off after Black Ops 3
      It's also a good representation of how bad xbox games have been lately

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@zink8504 Cope

  • @Sodathief8
    @Sodathief8 Месяц назад +34

    here after that state of play

  • @beefueater4586
    @beefueater4586 2 месяца назад +193

    >One game
    >censored

    • @koichitrump4147
      @koichitrump4147 2 месяца назад +25

      You can circumvent it by buying a physical copy and playing it offline. Fuck Sony.

    • @markiv2075
      @markiv2075 2 месяца назад +33

      >Game showing more skins and rated M
      >censored
      >TLOU2 has an uncensored sex scene that nobody likes to watch
      >Get a pass
      Peak Sony hypocrisy

    • @l1ghtd3m0n3
      @l1ghtd3m0n3 2 месяца назад +14

      >two games
      >one's not exclusive but adds a PSN requirement anyway
      >the other is but its original vision gets censored for being a non-Western game with suggestive content

    • @alexmejia7012
      @alexmejia7012 2 месяца назад

      ​@@l1ghtd3m0n3at this point y'all will hate Sony more than nothing even if Xbox and Nintendo suck to now ,it's incredible no matter how many games they fund to develop they will receive the most hate

    • @l1ghtd3m0n3
      @l1ghtd3m0n3 2 месяца назад +11

      @@alexmejia7012 But it’s deserved because as much as Nintendo legal sucks they at least don’t fumble the bag this hard

  • @MrLuigi002
    @MrLuigi002 3 года назад +784

    Playing Astro's Playroom until the end of times

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 3 года назад +40

      I'M YOUR GPU, GPU~
      TELL ME WHAT TO DO, AND I'LL DO IT FOR YOU ~

    • @prot07ype87
      @prot07ype87 3 года назад +17

      I quickly glanced and misread Astro as Astolfo, lmao.

    • @Idontwantyourcookies
      @Idontwantyourcookies 3 года назад +1

      @@NIHIL_EGO where is this from?? did you come up with it

    • @abovethelaw4417
      @abovethelaw4417 3 года назад +5

      Astro is a crappy tech demo and ps5 has no launch exclusives

    • @okamiboi
      @okamiboi 3 года назад +1

      The comment is 420 likes, I'm so sorry but I'm not going to ruin that.

  • @Lexikk
    @Lexikk Год назад +815

    0% sex
    0% drugs
    0% swearing
    1 game

    • @trulymrword
      @trulymrword 10 месяцев назад +51

      100℅ PC Ports

    • @decept1onn
      @decept1onn 8 месяцев назад +12

      I DONT KNOW WHY

    • @mk-5961
      @mk-5961 8 месяцев назад +8

      I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 7 месяцев назад +5

      KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE

    • @rubytaker920
      @rubytaker920 7 месяцев назад +3

      TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES

  • @asifahmedkhan4885
    @asifahmedkhan4885 29 дней назад +33

    this is getting more and more real everyday

  • @hatman3445
    @hatman3445 22 дня назад +24

    When Bloodborne gets a PC Port
    >ZERO GAMES

    • @Messihaz
      @Messihaz 20 дней назад +4

      miyazaki hinted at pc port

    • @user-dv2hc8zt3o
      @user-dv2hc8zt3o 13 дней назад

      ​@@Messihaz he did? 👀

    • @nomoon327
      @nomoon327 2 дня назад

      @@user-dv2hc8zt3o Not really. He just said he'd be interested in it but implied it's up to Sony.

  • @analien4813
    @analien4813 2 месяца назад +119

    >People finally have fun with Helldivers 2
    >PSN accounts
    >Now hundreds of countries can't play it thanks to not being able to make an account
    >ONE GAME

    • @bigboysdotcom745
      @bigboysdotcom745 Месяц назад +1

      Hundreds of countries apparently can't change their region (even though Sony told them to)
      Get a grip lmfao

    • @toiletduk
      @toiletduk Месяц назад +2

      60k players right now. I like the third world ban.

    • @senorhace4746
      @senorhace4746 Месяц назад +1

      @@bigboysdotcom745🤡🫵

  • @Ginematic
    @Ginematic 4 месяца назад +108

    Today Sony has canceled development for several unnamed games
    Nogames diet remains stronger than ever

    • @NotBiasedz
      @NotBiasedz 4 месяца назад +21

      This video ages like wine

    • @UltimateGattai
      @UltimateGattai 4 месяца назад +4

      I can't even believe we're at this point, what the hell happened Sony?

    • @mynameissongohanandamnotah17
      @mynameissongohanandamnotah17 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@UltimateGattaino games idk why

  • @Spencer_232
    @Spencer_232 4 месяца назад +46

    Snoysissies, it just keeps happening...

  • @Elric_
    @Elric_ 29 дней назад +34

    Coming back to this after the Xbox showcase and nothing has changed

  • @windows.95
    @windows.95 2 года назад +149

    >wake up
    >check vidya news
    >kek'd
    ONE GAME

  • @tacky4237
    @tacky4237 3 года назад +1210

    _Bloodborne on the shelf fades out of existence._
    OH NO NO NO

  • @katehikes1645
    @katehikes1645 4 месяца назад +109

    SNOYBROS
    GHOST OF SASHIMI...
    I- I JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

    • @RostMor
      @RostMor 4 месяца назад +6

      One game? More like no game

  • @Raf8347
    @Raf8347 3 месяца назад +54

    it's even funnier how this aged well

  • @Scruffy0105
    @Scruffy0105 2 года назад +187

    "It will never appear on XBOX or PC." -Insomniac Games

  • @wilhelmorangenbaum2
    @wilhelmorangenbaum2 Месяц назад +32

    If Sony keeps doing things like this, man, this meme will never going to get old lmao

  • @TheInnocentRabbitofCaerbannog
    @TheInnocentRabbitofCaerbannog Месяц назад +85

    Keeps aging better and better as we come back to this gem
    >Soyny censorship everywhere
    >PS5 in its end stage
    >PS5 brick aint being sold, sale expectations had to be lowered
    >Tried to patent auto play in single player games because all their games are boring movie slop
    >Latest state of play is still garbage
    >Exclusives being ported to pc
    >Making all their ports require PSN to fluff numbers
    NO GAMES

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex Год назад +513

    i quite appreciate how the singer re-did the lyrics so they flowed better.

  • @brennolima4137
    @brennolima4137 Месяц назад +41

    It happened again

  • @reyesramireziansebastian8918
    @reyesramireziansebastian8918 29 дней назад +29

    Aged like wine

  • @Reitaliation
    @Reitaliation Месяц назад +23

    May 2024, Sony fully commited to "no games" strategy

  • @Sixshotsavior
    @Sixshotsavior 3 года назад +717

    Man, these types of parody make me feel like browsing newgrounds and gametrailers.

    • @ichoffski4707
      @ichoffski4707 2 года назад +49

      Newgrounds sucks now. Another corporate shill website.

    • @chillnspace777
      @chillnspace777 Год назад +12

      Gametrailers retrospectives rule

    • @MrPatrickbuit
      @MrPatrickbuit 8 месяцев назад

      @@ichoffski4707 Newgrounds has not been the same since its integration with Geometry Dash

    • @HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva
      @HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva 7 месяцев назад

      @@ichoffski4707 Disagreed. It's much better than RUclips.

  • @Negius
    @Negius 4 месяца назад +73

    "Sony Interactive Entertainment will not release "any new major existing franchise titles" before March 31, 2025"

  • @KotaDeLaSkytoss
    @KotaDeLaSkytoss Месяц назад +33

    Ageing like wine

  • @hellbIade
    @hellbIade 4 месяца назад +54

    IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

  • @Shiny_Plume
    @Shiny_Plume 2 года назад +975

    Took me the whole song to figure out why Master Chief and Mario are dancing the whole time. It’s cause they won.

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 Год назад +143

      Master Chief really shouldn't be there (Infinite is very finite)
      It should really be Phil Spencer and Shigeru Miyamoto dancing on Sony's grave

    • @kirowaterlaw9432
      @kirowaterlaw9432 Год назад +53

      It's funny how Xbox has only like 10 games that are unportable, and no one heard anything about them.

    • @csarlopez
      @csarlopez Год назад +5

      @@kirowaterlaw9432 wtf gears of wars 2 and 3

    • @lightorchestrator
      @lightorchestrator 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@metetural9140 I think the whole video industry is getting worse or at least shifting in very new directions compared to the past.

    • @SalvoCristopher
      @SalvoCristopher 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@csarlopez crimson skies road to revenge or something like it. And 2 are the crackdown games. I believe fusion frenzy was another franchise unportable as well. Could be wrong on that

  • @jtpal12
    @jtpal12 2 месяца назад +54

    So adamant about not having games they're taking away games from people now

  • @IndoorSitup
    @IndoorSitup 2 месяца назад +37

    3 whole years later and this is still true lmao

  • @ezrimuldoon
    @ezrimuldoon 4 месяца назад +103

    "Sony confirmed they're not releasing major PS5 games for the entire next year." - Nichegamer reports 14.02.24

  • @charlexex
    @charlexex 2 года назад +107

    Literally ONE game.

    • @Satsujinki007
      @Satsujinki007 2 года назад +22

      AND IT’S FUCKING DESTINY, I WOULDN’T PLAY IT EVEN IF THEY PAYED ME

    • @ivangordienko8081
      @ivangordienko8081 Год назад +3

      It's FIVE games since launch

  • @ArpeggioPegasusMusic
    @ArpeggioPegasusMusic 4 месяца назад +49

    Ghost of Tsushima Director's Cut is now open for pre-orders on Steam.
    This video keeps being proven right, it only gets better.

  • @katehikes1645
    @katehikes1645 8 месяцев назад +184

    sony are you ok?
    sony are you ok?
    are you ok sony?

    • @Maxims1
      @Maxims1 8 месяцев назад +58

      You've been hit by a smooth acquisition

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle 4 месяца назад +9

      You've been hit by,
      You've been struck by,
      One game,
      OW!

  • @BullockDS
    @BullockDS 2 года назад +410

    >the PS5's list of exclusives on Wikipedia has SHRUNK by 33% since launch (losing Demon's Souls Remake since Wikipedia doesn't consider it distinct enough from the original, and losing Final Fantasy 16 since it was made explicit that it wouldn't stay exclusive)
    >about to lose Returnal (and Demon's Souls Remake) according to the strongly reliable Nvidia GeForce Now Leak
    >not a single fucking State of Play has announced a PS5 exclusive since the PS5's launch
    For reference, the PS3 had roughly 80 released/announced exclusives at this time in its lifespan.

    • @swagguy7515
      @swagguy7515 2 года назад +17

      is the ps5 stock available is still 3 consoles the employees called dibs on and a ps4 with white paint on it?

    • @gaiamission7200
      @gaiamission7200 Год назад +4

      still dont get the obsession with exclusives, crossplatform is just plain better

    • @JJLarge
      @JJLarge Год назад +44

      @@gaiamission7200 it means theres no reason to buy a ps5

    • @gaiamission7200
      @gaiamission7200 Год назад +1

      @@JJLarge its either cheaper or easier to set up and play as a standalone unit compared to a pc of similar performace (prebuilds being expensive and selfbuilding being daunting for average consumers) is a multimedia device and generally cheaper to maintain, plenty of reason

    • @drantosilver3531
      @drantosilver3531 Год назад +10

      @@gaiamission7200 About exclusivity tho I'll say it's quite important for console, and for PS, vital.
      Nintendo have a very unique system of games, and is pretty much don't care about the other two.
      Playing on a Xbox or playing on a PC, Microsoft still win, window and many other services is their after all.
      But Sony tho, why buy a PS if you can play the same thing on a Xbox and more? Yea you can watch movies and other form of media on a PS, but with the rise of smart TV, that's probably not a selling point anymore.
      So it boils down to gaming, the literal main function of a console. And I really don't see any reason to buy a PS over an Xbox.

  • @maesejesus
    @maesejesus 4 месяца назад +133

    I can't wait for their next album "No games at Latter Stage of its Life Cycle".
    It's going to be a banger!

    • @xavierwalko4175
      @xavierwalko4175 4 месяца назад +4

      Or "Removing the Player"
      Parody of "Breaking the Habit"

  • @SeanNH94
    @SeanNH94 11 дней назад +15

    4 years later, still no games :(

  • @jacobtasker1370
    @jacobtasker1370 Месяц назад +29

    Why is this aging so well

  • @Scruffy0105
    @Scruffy0105 2 года назад +53

    "b-b-b-but muh bloodborne"

  • @ImMrFriendly
    @ImMrFriendly 2 года назад +44

    It just keeps happening

  • @Ginematic
    @Ginematic 3 месяца назад +54

    The development of the PC version of Final Fantasy XVI (former PS5 exclusive) is officially in its final stages

    • @user-dv2hc8zt3o
      @user-dv2hc8zt3o 3 месяца назад +7

      Hopefully Rebirth won't take too long to come to PC either. The game looks awful on PS5 😣

    • @doomslayer8985
      @doomslayer8985 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@user-dv2hc8zt3oThats Unreal Engine 4 for you

  • @Starlit_Juno
    @Starlit_Juno 9 месяцев назад +98

    I love how this video gets recommended to me everytime there are playstations news

    • @ChrisVoiceman
      @ChrisVoiceman  9 месяцев назад +46

      Half the time I only ever hear Playstation news because this gets a huge influx of comments lol

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 8 месяцев назад +4

      I got recommended the jetstream sam version

    • @SyntaxError0287
      @SyntaxError0287 8 месяцев назад

      AI Mike Shinoda version when?

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 7 месяцев назад +1

      Because it still has no games

    • @zink8504
      @zink8504 6 месяцев назад

      @@My_Old_YT_Account Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.

      The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.

      The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.

      Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.

      Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).

      Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves). Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.

      Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.

  • @GentleHeretic
    @GentleHeretic 3 года назад +557

    The best thing about this meme is how it keeps returning to relevance every time Sony slaps together a new console.

    • @mparagames
      @mparagames 2 года назад +76

      @Zerozerozero funninly enough, the ps2 was one of the weakest consoles of its generation, it was even behind the gamecube in terms of processing power, yet it outselled its competition by having a good and extense library

    • @mparagames
      @mparagames 2 года назад +9

      @Zerozerozero yeah lol
      tho i made a typo and wrote "wasn't" instead of "was"

    • @avert_bs
      @avert_bs 2 года назад +3

      @@mparagames nintendo has always had a game problem since the Nintendo 64, yet they killed it with the wii

    • @mparagames
      @mparagames 2 года назад +4

      @@avert_bs they did with wii u, gamecube, etc.; but they always killed it with their portable consoles and the wii

    • @nodot17
      @nodot17 2 года назад +15

      @@mparagames being a cheap dvd player also helped it out

  • @AzumarillConGafasBv
    @AzumarillConGafasBv Месяц назад +56

    No more Square Enix games LMAO

  • @randallmakhanya
    @randallmakhanya 2 месяца назад +35

    this is even better in 2024 kek

  • @OxygenC2
    @OxygenC2 Месяц назад +29

    Lego Aloy is on Switch before the PS5, we lived long enough to see Sony go 3rd party

  • @IshgardBlues67
    @IshgardBlues67 6 месяцев назад +451

    >TLOU online canceled
    ONE GAME

    • @John-X
      @John-X 6 месяцев назад +30

      WE ALL KNOW WHY

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 6 месяцев назад +18

      When you paid 1,000 dollars to watch movies

    • @zink8504
      @zink8504 6 месяцев назад

      @@Th3Kingism Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.

      The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.

      The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.

      Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.

      Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).

      Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves). Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.

      Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle 4 месяца назад +4

      @@zink8504 Post-buyers' remorse hitting you hard I see, don't worry, maybe Sony will release their 2nd exclusive next year.

    • @HorrorTroll2611
      @HorrorTroll2611 4 месяца назад +6

      @@scrittleSony just announcement no first party major game released until March 2025.

  • @LiterallyMe1973
    @LiterallyMe1973 2 года назад +55

    Chad Warden on suicide watch

  • @analien4813
    @analien4813 18 дней назад +24

    >Playstation exclusive content is just movies and not gameplay
    >ONE GAME

  • @timetravelingoldman6839
    @timetravelingoldman6839 3 месяца назад +35

    This song has aged well. Where are the games?

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 7 месяцев назад +71

    I JUST WANT
    ONE GAME AWARD