LEON!

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2019
  • Ahem! Fuck Reddit, and fuck Redditors!
    Follow me on Twitter for more junk: / chrisvoiceman

Комментарии • 2,8 тыс.

  • @ks_ig2728
    @ks_ig2728 3 года назад +12492

    Resident Evil: *games about terrifying bioweapons, horror and ethical issues unimaginable in the real world*
    The fandom:

    • @eduardrotty8584
      @eduardrotty8584 3 года назад +703

      at least RE fanboy have a sense of humour, while the other, well.....
      i share this to most of one piece fanboy group, most of them gets pissed because the song totally changed, not only that, even if i make fun about one piece beast pirates smile user, most of them get pissed off automatically 🤣

    • @thescreamingcage5575
      @thescreamingcage5575 3 года назад +542

      Chris “Ethan gave me Rose, now I’ll make her fight more foes” Redfield

    • @lenkagamine80
      @lenkagamine80 3 года назад +146

      ​@@eduardrotty8584 don't know why they got easily triggered over this fun meme, but at least there are still be a few people in that fan group who appreciate this, all hope not lost yet. 🤣

    • @bananaboi4108
      @bananaboi4108 3 года назад +39

      @@eduardrotty8584 other fanboy huh
      Try send this to jojo fanboy to see their reaction

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/IenmwPCC6kA/видео.html

  • @501stcrusade5
    @501stcrusade5 5 лет назад +9965

    Chris "You had your chance with Wong, now let me sing you this song." Redfield.

    • @isaachinds3736
      @isaachinds3736 5 лет назад +536

      *Chris* "Pound her till she has a hangover or I'll crush you into a boulder" *Redfield*

    • @johnivantaro6684
      @johnivantaro6684 4 года назад +381

      Leon "Sorry, I must find the Asian booty" Kennedy.

    • @panzerblitz4492
      @panzerblitz4492 4 года назад +31

      Good one

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @sl1nkz818
      @sl1nkz818 3 года назад +72

      Leon: well too bad if its not wong its wrong

  • @NosrepModnarRm
    @NosrepModnarRm 3 года назад +5011

    Chris “Do Claire bare, or you’ll be in medical care” Redfield

  • @kainevittulainen
    @kainevittulainen 4 года назад +3912

    Its surreal to hear this song without having any knowledge of one peice, I genuinely had no idea this was a parody of the first OP so now every time i try to watch one peice i can only hear this in my head

    • @eliavi3251
      @eliavi3251 3 года назад +97

      Same bruh

    • @elgordobondiola
      @elgordobondiola 3 года назад +255

      Same but with the Ethan version, it's actually even worse because I tried to watch one piece but couldn't stop hearing the voices, Chrisposting has ruined my capacity to watch anime anymore

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 2 года назад +35

      As someone who's seen most one piece, this felt oddly nostalgic.

    • @Magodosverbos
      @Magodosverbos 2 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @marcoasierrabernal4893
      @marcoasierrabernal4893 2 года назад +11

      Yup One Pice is never gonna be the same

  • @Biohalomonster
    @Biohalomonster 5 лет назад +7407

    Chris 'Please turn Clair into an Eclaire' Redfield

  • @jojojo5145
    @jojojo5145 5 лет назад +6707

    Chris "You come for her, or I'll come for you" Redfield

  • @sharkzlegion913
    @sharkzlegion913 3 года назад +1778

    Virgin Miranda: Kidnap other people child
    Chad Chris: Calmly asked Leon to be his sister's groom

  • @animatedink2529
    @animatedink2529 4 года назад +5229

    This is the most personality Chris Redfield has ever had and it's not even canon.

    • @camwad1238
      @camwad1238 3 года назад +635

      who said its not cannon

    • @Insanesnwbrdr1
      @Insanesnwbrdr1 3 года назад +485

      It's very canon

    • @realQuestion
      @realQuestion 3 года назад +346

      PTSD counts as a personality! Not noticing attention from attractive female characters counts as a personality! Punching unreasonable things counts as a personality!
      [...Doesn't it?]

    • @spengler2258
      @spengler2258 3 года назад +478

      @@realQuestion If punching the shit out of a boulder doesn’t count as personality, then I don’t know what does.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 2 года назад +118

      His hateboner for Wesker was a very steroid boosted personality. Sadly it was a love never meant to last.

  • @ItsRawdraft2
    @ItsRawdraft2 5 лет назад +6618

    Chris "Punch a boulder, dislocate the shoulder" Redfield

    • @TalkernateHistory
      @TalkernateHistory 5 лет назад +215

      ♂ OH MY SHOULDER ♂

    • @tamiareyes2867
      @tamiareyes2867 3 года назад +19

      @@TalkernateHistory I'M EVAPORATING LMAOFIAGHUJDCX

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @apgreene4800
      @apgreene4800 3 года назад +1

      This man is SPITTINGGGGGG

    • @somedorkydude6483
      @somedorkydude6483 6 месяцев назад +3

      "Clair js getting older Don't give my sister the cold shoulder or I will punch a boulder" - stolen joke

  • @Plesiosauroidea
    @Plesiosauroidea 5 лет назад +14686

    "You have so many women in your life Chris, you could be a father"
    "But I don't want to be a father,I want to be an uncle"

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 5 лет назад +1336

      @FBI BRILLIANT!

    • @prasunkumar117
      @prasunkumar117 5 лет назад +801

      @FBI no inseki, there is enough b.o.w's in their world as it is

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan 5 лет назад +446

      FBI SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @003thezg3
      @003thezg3 5 лет назад +488

      @FBI AH THAT MAKE SEN..... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

    • @reboomer8369
      @reboomer8369 5 лет назад +460

      @FBI We need to call the CIA.

  • @incognitoboi9284
    @incognitoboi9284 5 лет назад +4649

    RE8:
    Chris is so desperate that he takes samples from Leon, Claire and Jill blood, (his plan includes jill for extra aryanness)
    and starts making biological experiments to create the perfect human being, just to add the Redfield last name to it. and ends up becoming the very own thing he swore to destroy.

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 4 года назад +679

      I can hear Wesker's smug chuckling from beyond the grave.

    • @DECimotA
      @DECimotA 4 года назад +366

      _Why can I actually see this happening_

    • @nodeberiaestaraqui93
      @nodeberiaestaraqui93 4 года назад +576

      COMPLETE
      GLOBAL
      IMPREGNATION

    • @johnivantaro6684
      @johnivantaro6684 4 года назад +254

      Actually, I could see Chris Redfield going insane from PTSD and becoming a mad man performing the same cruel experiments he once opposed.

    • @FalcoMoment
      @FalcoMoment 4 года назад +101

      @@nodeberiaestaraqui93
      *Chris melting in magma*
      LEEEEOOOOOONNN!!!!
      *Haymakers boulder at helicopter*

  • @mr.mememan636
    @mr.mememan636 2 года назад +3827

    You have no idea how much self control it takes to not sing this quietly in a store or in public or at school
    Damn you for making such a catchy song that people will look at me weird for singing

    • @gama103
      @gama103 2 года назад +127

      Lucky me for not living in an English speaking country lol

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 2 года назад +201

      Everytime I listen to the One Piece We are opening I sometimes sing this instead

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 2 года назад +66

      @@gama103
      I live in an non-English speaking country and sang this on a place with lots of people, sadly some of those people understood english...

    • @gama103
      @gama103 2 года назад +14

      @@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 oh no...

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 2 года назад +26

      @@gama103
      I learned what true fear is that day.

  • @judgeanon2922
    @judgeanon2922 5 лет назад +8629

    Chris "Make sure to become my brother in law or ill just break your jaw" Redfield

  • @wakazimaru
    @wakazimaru 5 лет назад +4144

    Chris "Don't waste a drop or you'll get dropped." Redfield

    • @braziliandwight9464
      @braziliandwight9464 5 лет назад +67

      IM DYING WITH THIS COMMENT SECTION 😂

    • @zsushi3316
      @zsushi3316 5 лет назад +12

      Your 0% friendly neighbour IW fanboy P2W IW lel I feel you man 😂

    • @catsphalt
      @catsphalt 5 лет назад +15

      You just rhyme drop with drop?

    • @MakoClover
      @MakoClover 5 лет назад +33

      Chris "Don't waste a drop or you'll get popped" Redfield

    • @catsphalt
      @catsphalt 5 лет назад +6

      @@MakoClover Much better

  • @nynchliggers7160
    @nynchliggers7160 4 года назад +13119

    I'm sorry Ethan, but look into my eyes
    Mia is temporary
    But the Redfield bloodline is eternal

    • @naruinoemporium320
      @naruinoemporium320 4 года назад +410

      based name

    • @lFede64l
      @lFede64l 3 года назад +389

      "not if I can help it"
      -Leon S. Kennedy

    • @Payday5
      @Payday5 3 года назад +45

      @@naruinoemporium320Liggers i-

    • @azel1925
      @azel1925 3 года назад +29

      No thanks bro 😂

    • @alpha-1redrighthand829
      @alpha-1redrighthand829 3 года назад +28

      @@naruinoemporium320 stop saying based your making it cringe

  • @lilylolz2244
    @lilylolz2244 3 года назад +708

    Leon:"Oh fuck,oh fuck OH FUCK!"
    Chris:"Leon,listen to me! Ethan didnt make it so you gotta!"
    Leon:"CHRIS PLEASE!!"

    • @kidcircuit1955
      @kidcircuit1955 2 года назад +47

      Leon: WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT WITH JILL?

    • @MrVlad12340
      @MrVlad12340 2 года назад +90

      @@kidcircuit1955 Chris: WE JUST BEST FRIENDS WITH JILL! BUDDIES, PALS, COMPADRES!

    • @vladimirvladislavovichtira804
      @vladimirvladislavovichtira804 Год назад +61

      @@MrVlad12340 Ghost of Chad Ethan: CHRIS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE UP AND DO IT WITH JILL!

    • @Epl1leptic_Jay
      @Epl1leptic_Jay Год назад

      @@MrVlad12340 LEON: I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T F#CK YOUR SISTER, NO THANKS BRO

    • @Wonker_
      @Wonker_ Год назад +23

      @@vladimirvladislavovichtira804 Chris: ''Silly how can 2 women have a child''

  • @Plesiosauroidea
    @Plesiosauroidea 5 лет назад +12141

    Chris "If you don't fill that womb,you're going in the tomb" Redfield.

    • @Jamushu
      @Jamushu 5 лет назад +481

      Yes, YES!
      WE NEED TO BRING BACK KAZPOSTS BUT FOR CHRIS. THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING!
      Chris *"Give Her Two Kids, Or I'll Scalp Your Eyelids"* Redfield.

    • @AstartesEz8
      @AstartesEz8 5 лет назад +586

      Chris "Give her your seed or I'll break your knees" Redfield

    • @Wuflon
      @Wuflon 5 лет назад +335

      Chris “Knock her up, or you’ll lose your cock” Redfield

    • @rustledentity5511
      @rustledentity5511 5 лет назад +297

      Chris "give my sister baby fever, not zombie fever" Redfield.

    • @AstartesEz8
      @AstartesEz8 5 лет назад +330

      Chris "Burn the rice if the kids ain't white" Redfield

  • @grungeisdead5522
    @grungeisdead5522 5 лет назад +9057

    Chris doesn’t care whether Claire is happy or not, he just wants Leon to be his brother in law

    • @JokerChany
      @JokerChany 5 лет назад +381

      It's so fucking true no one ever asked if Claire wants Leon for all we know she wanted Steve but no Chris says fucks her or die

    • @zsushi3316
      @zsushi3316 5 лет назад +948

      Chris wants that boulder punching/Housekicking hybrid

    • @JUNIN93
      @JUNIN93 5 лет назад +295

      @@JokerChany Steve is not worthy.

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 5 лет назад +337

      Actualy there is a video that shows that claire realy wants to be Leon's fleshlight
      she ever said"fuck me from behind and i shoot the zombies"

    • @umbraeclipse8552
      @umbraeclipse8552 4 года назад +30

      LV 100 Healer Proof? It’s for.... Oh, who am I kidding, I just want a good laugh-

  • @slp1857
    @slp1857 4 года назад +474

    You've gotta appreciate the RE fandom creating a whole storyline with even openings for a tale of Chris wanting Leon to impregnate Claire

    • @black-redpill3
      @black-redpill3 Год назад +30

      To be fair, the devs started this shipping meme in RE2 with the note Chris leaves before he goes off to Europe.

    • @cameronbaker97
      @cameronbaker97 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@black-redpill3 really?

    • @black-redpill3
      @black-redpill3 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@cameronbaker97
      Yes, you should look into it, given it has yet to be de-canonized.

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@black-redpill3 "I'll let you guess what we got up to under her extra-large _Umbrella"_ and "Jill? If Claire tries to contact you, please let her know I'm OK.". It was a coded message from Chris to let his fellow STARS survivors from RE1 and its remake that he's busy investigating into Umbrella and to let Claire know he's doing fine. However the womanising demeaner Chris codes it in is so unlike him that, when coupled with comments that the events of REmake2 would've made a "helluva first date" from Claire herself in the true ending, wound up resulting in the fandom creating quite possibly the finest internet meme of the series.
      NOTE: RE2 Classic has Leon/Claire discovering Chris' diary and learning he's in Europe investigating Umbrella that way. In the canon Claire A/Leon B story, Claire soon discovers a fax warning the not-present Chris about the fiendishness of Chief Irons.

  • @thestealthplatypus5861
    @thestealthplatypus5861 3 года назад +401

    I'm curious to know what the japanese Resident Evil fans think of this joke.

    • @i.heart.sid_77
      @i.heart.sid_77 3 года назад +171

      私は知らない。私は日本人ではありません

    • @whooo8580
      @whooo8580 3 года назад +137

      @@i.heart.sid_77 facts

    • @godlypotat0237
      @godlypotat0237 2 года назад +47

      Imagine if there's a Japanese dub of this song lmao

    • @CloverKyng
      @CloverKyng 2 года назад +10

      @@godlypotat0237 ha

    • @boslyporshy6553
      @boslyporshy6553 2 года назад +18

      @@i.heart.sid_77 翻訳は素晴らしい仲間です

  • @grammaticalrouge29
    @grammaticalrouge29 5 лет назад +9487

    Chris "my sister just named her fifth cat Albert Whiskers. ALBERT WHISKERS. For the love of God please save my family bloodline, Leon!" Redfield.

    • @mars-uu9ym
      @mars-uu9ym 4 года назад +390

      Steve Purrside

    • @justagundam
      @justagundam 4 года назад +797

      Steve Purrside
      Albert Whiskers
      Cherry Purrkin
      Meowra Burton
      And
      Lion S. Kennedy

    • @emmanuel5615
      @emmanuel5615 4 года назад +122

      Wouldn't it be Claire Kennedy?

    • @reapeashooter2
      @reapeashooter2 4 года назад +115

      No thanks, bro...

    • @X360M
      @X360M 4 года назад +29

      She ain't a crazy cat lady! Gawd, have this meme end in 2020.

  • @Itachi21x
    @Itachi21x 5 лет назад +1777

    REPRODUCE
    I REFUSE

  • @dunkienugg8792
    @dunkienugg8792 3 года назад +231

    Chris "Ethans gone, time to get rid of Wong" Redfield

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 3 года назад +896

    Only now have I realized "Yes. This is the fandom I am happy to be apart of." I've only been a RE fan for a few years, and I already feel it was the right choice. Thank you Chris Voiceman.

  • @jafanon6970
    @jafanon6970 5 лет назад +2539

    Chrisposting is truly God's gift to mankind.

    • @kohalurker
      @kohalurker 5 лет назад +9

      IS IT?

    • @johnivantaro6684
      @johnivantaro6684 4 года назад +39

      More like Cthulhu's gift of confusion.

    • @weaponizedautism8389
      @weaponizedautism8389 4 года назад +10

      Only thing that beats it is JarJarPosting

    • @Mark3nd
      @Mark3nd Год назад +1

      It's not a gift to mankind .....
      And i dont wanna be a part of this

  • @Kazuhira2249
    @Kazuhira2249 5 лет назад +2574

    This song hit me harder than chris punching that boulder

    • @swag66_
      @swag66_ 5 лет назад +19

      Fuck giorno amirite

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u 5 лет назад +10

      MOODY BROOS

    • @saintsauce2637
      @saintsauce2637 5 лет назад +17

      Leone Abbacchio
      King crimson would like to know your location

    • @aavila1206
      @aavila1206 5 лет назад

      @@saintsauce2637 I don't get it I love KC by the way

    • @Vikrampic123
      @Vikrampic123 5 лет назад +6

      It might not have Hit you Harder King Crimson

  • @spentlizard353
    @spentlizard353 3 года назад +210

    Plot twist: the reason Ada is always running from Leon is so that he can continue the bloodline with Claire. Not only is she in on it, she convinced Chris of Leon’s viability.

  • @eddster1987
    @eddster1987 5 лет назад +3822

    Leon "Claire's Wrong, where's Ada Wong" S. Kennedy.

    • @wardengage4173
      @wardengage4173 5 лет назад +40

      Yes

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u 5 лет назад +5

      grasses

    • @michaelvillada4116
      @michaelvillada4116 5 лет назад +3

      woah

    • @Jamushu
      @Jamushu 5 лет назад +57

      Leon *"Me Love You Long Wong"* S. Kennedy

    • @torinodeguzman4243
      @torinodeguzman4243 5 лет назад +26

      @FalconGliding let's be honest ada manipulative and turn coat tendencies wouldn't make her good for relationships. At least Claire will be straight with you.

  • @avocadc
    @avocadc 5 лет назад +7149

    Chrisposting is the best thing to come out of /v/ in years

    • @evilnekowantznobs
      @evilnekowantznobs 5 лет назад +328

      More like just another part of the massive redemption arc, currently ongoing.

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 5 лет назад +326

      It took over a decade but now /v/ isn't among the worst boards

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 5 лет назад +67

      Even better than Dutchposting?

    • @FalcoMoment
      @FalcoMoment 5 лет назад +60

      @@MariktheGunslinger
      I have a plan, I just need money

    • @MrStupidarmy
      @MrStupidarmy 5 лет назад +26

      @@bobsnob3073 i thought /r9k/ was the worst board?

  • @sissorman6818
    @sissorman6818 Год назад +60

    Chris "Your Dong in Wong is Wrong" Redfield

    • @user-oh1wq1fy1e
      @user-oh1wq1fy1e Год назад +10

      Leon "Only Wong can get my Dong" S Kennedy

  • @jvmango3057
    @jvmango3057 3 года назад +72

    Chris "Make a redfield or get buried in my field" Redfield

  • @tonybamanabonitomatopowers6057
    @tonybamanabonitomatopowers6057 5 лет назад +8692

    Chris "I pounded a boulder now pound my sister" Redfield

    • @senpie9087
      @senpie9087 5 лет назад +604

      Tony Bamanaboni [TomatoPowers] Leon "My dong only wants Ada Wong" Kennedy

    • @skeletron69yearsago16
      @skeletron69yearsago16 5 лет назад +40

      @@senpie9087 no

    • @bconroy328
      @bconroy328 5 лет назад +100

      @@skeletron69yearsago16 yes

    • @Zemuzu22
      @Zemuzu22 5 лет назад +264

      Chris “Bear a child with Claire” Redfield
      Chris “If you don’t make humanoids, you’ll face my roids” Redfield
      Chris “Stop the drinks and ignore the ch*nks” Redfield
      Chris “Be Claire’s dear or tremble in fear” Redfield
      Chris “You two took care of Sherry, now you just gotta marry” Redfield

    • @grammaticalrouge29
      @grammaticalrouge29 5 лет назад +121

      Chris "know that I will be standing there beside you so I know you came inside" Redfield.

  • @LuckyHazama
    @LuckyHazama 5 лет назад +5891

    Please someone make a mod that just replaces Mr.X with RE5 Jacked Chris

    • @dexedge4645
      @dexedge4645 5 лет назад +654

      it's actually chris from RE6

    • @zoso279
      @zoso279 5 лет назад +720

      LuckyHazama Plus need a mod to replace the X theme with this song while he chases you lol.

    • @Boricua1031
      @Boricua1031 5 лет назад +500

      And you play as a boulder.

    • @MorbidMindedManiac
      @MorbidMindedManiac 5 лет назад +717

      Claire: “Jesus Christ, stay back!”
      Chris as Mr. X: “Claire I’m right here, I thought you were looking for me” *Fucking punches her in the face*

    • @mordred7120
      @mordred7120 5 лет назад +49

      @@dexedge4645 God this is genius

  • @Circurose
    @Circurose Год назад +48

    God, I can't hear the normal One Piece theme anymore. I keep thinking of this when I hear it.

    • @mcdonkey500
      @mcdonkey500 Год назад +9

      it's impossible to think of compass instead of condoms now

  • @Morec0
    @Morec0 4 года назад +192

    I don't even remember the original this is parodying anymore. This has become the one true version for me.

    • @TheMaxORyan
      @TheMaxORyan 4 года назад +14

      It's One Piece's "We Are" opening, the english Funimation version

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 4 года назад +11

      @@TheMaxORyan >The joke.
      >You.

    • @TheMaxORyan
      @TheMaxORyan 4 года назад +16

      ​@@Morec0 If it was a joke it'd be funny, what you wrote is more like flattery/a compliment to the creator of this video

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 2 года назад

      It could be both max.

    • @Moody.Smiruai
      @Moody.Smiruai Год назад +1

      @@Morec0 If it was a joke , it would be funny. It was not.

  • @TheRealMrX
    @TheRealMrX 5 лет назад +5258

    I feel very conflicted. But I enjoyed this most importantly.
    X seal of approval.

  • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
    @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 лет назад +5305

    Leon "I prefer yellow, Chris ol' fellow" Kennedy.

    • @isaachinds3736
      @isaachinds3736 5 лет назад +442

      *Chris* "Pound her till she has a hangover or I'll crush you into a boulder" *Redfield*

    • @johnivantaro6684
      @johnivantaro6684 4 года назад +319

      Leon: "Where's pretty Asian lady?" Kennedy.

    • @saudade969
      @saudade969 4 года назад +20

      Racism oof 😂🤣

    • @isaachinds3736
      @isaachinds3736 4 года назад +84

      @@saudade969 How?

    • @saudade969
      @saudade969 4 года назад +15

      @@isaachinds3736 some people say Asians are "yellow"

  • @michaelflynn9314
    @michaelflynn9314 4 года назад +468

    Chris “Don’t go for the Asian or I’ll start an invasion” Redfield

  • @543resident4
    @543resident4 5 лет назад +1235

    I say nay, Mr Gay.

  • @davide5
    @davide5 5 лет назад +940

    Chris "Take her on a honeymoon to Dubai or i'll unload on you the Samurai" Redfield

  • @anyanyanyanyanyany3551
    @anyanyanyanyanyany3551 3 года назад +3988

    _[Narrator]_
    Europe, Asia, Africa
    Chris Redfield, an agent of S.T.A.R.S.
    visited these and all other continents
    the world had to offer
    and yet he still met only one man worthy of Claire
    _[Chris]_
    You want my sister?
    You can have her!
    I left everything you need
    together at my place
    Now you just have to *@%^ her
    _[Narrator]_
    These words called this man to Chris' house
    Promising dreams greater than
    he ever dared to imagine
    This is the man known as
    *THE GREAT LEON S. KENNEDY*
    _[Chorus]_
    Come aboard and bring along
    all your Aryan sperm
    Together we will become family
    once you marry her
    *LEON!*
    _[Verse]_
    Condoms left behind
    they will only slow us down
    Your #@%$ will be your guide
    Raise the shaft and ease her down
    That legendary child
    That the end of nine months reveals
    is only legendary
    'til you too make it real
    Through it all
    through all the intercourse
    to the pleasure
    through players' lies
    Know that I will be there
    to stand by you
    just so I know you &^# inside
    _[Chorus]_
    So come aboard and bring along
    all your Aryan sperm
    Together we will become family
    once you marry her
    There's always room for more
    if you want to try for twins
    *LEON, LEON, IT'S FOR CLAIRE!!!*
    *_Leon_*

    • @OtepRalloma
      @OtepRalloma 3 года назад +75

      I wonder, is this a parody or an original song?

    • @beastythunder
      @beastythunder 3 года назад +85

      @@OtepRalloma its a parody of the 1st theme of one piece bruv lol
      ruclips.net/video/dmtK7RiIz1A/видео.html\

    • @OtepRalloma
      @OtepRalloma 3 года назад +27

      @@beastythunder I found it eventually xD but yeah thanks

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 года назад +304

      Claire’s thighs, not player’s lies

    • @L1L0
      @L1L0 3 года назад +103

      I believe in the end he says "just fuck claire"

  • @Just_normal_youtube_channel
    @Just_normal_youtube_channel Год назад +39

    The dancing Wesker is what fucking gets me.

  • @dildofaggins6961
    @dildofaggins6961 5 лет назад +410

    Complete global saturation has been unleashed

    • @theequalizer694
      @theequalizer694 5 лет назад +21

      he truly saved the human race

    • @FalcoMoment
      @FalcoMoment 4 года назад

      @Albert Wesker
      You did it Wesker, you magnificent bastard

  • @heyyou9472
    @heyyou9472 5 лет назад +343

    Chris" Pump my sis or i'll cut you with this Swiss" Redfield.

    • @ThatCrazyHorrorFan549
      @ThatCrazyHorrorFan549 5 лет назад +23

      Ok, I know you meant like a knife but now I'm picturing Chris threatening Leon with Cheese

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 5 лет назад +8

      hey.
      that's offensive to cheese.

    • @johnivantaro6684
      @johnivantaro6684 4 года назад

      Leon "Must find the Asian lady" Kennedy.

  • @Psantaful
    @Psantaful 4 года назад +260

    LOOKS LIKE CHRISPOSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

  • @popsiclejohnathan1016
    @popsiclejohnathan1016 4 года назад +102

    Chris "get between her thighs or i'll gouge out your eyes" Redfield

    • @johnivantaro6684
      @johnivantaro6684 4 года назад +6

      Leon "Sorry, my Yellow Fever is strong" Kennedy.

  • @Jamushu
    @Jamushu 5 лет назад +166

    Chris *"Give Her 2 kids, or I'll scalp your eyelids"* Redfield.

  • @Cleverin0
    @Cleverin0 5 лет назад +303

    This is the peak and nothing will top this

  • @diligentone-six2688
    @diligentone-six2688 3 года назад +101

    Miranda: Kidnaps babies.
    Chris: Kidnaps men and forces them to marry his sister

  • @JCWeller
    @JCWeller 4 года назад +176

    So the One Piece is actually the chance to continue the Redfield lineage 🤔

    • @ChrisVoiceman
      @ChrisVoiceman  4 года назад +76

      The chance? You mean the honour and duty to continue it!

    • @blackknightjack3850
      @blackknightjack3850 4 года назад +23

      God is Luffy going to be disappointed when he finds that the claim to the title of Pirate King is just Claire. Luffy's even more dense than Leon.

    • @catsorafgc
      @catsorafgc 3 года назад +10

      @@blackknightjack3850 this implies that Ace is the son of Claire

    • @lightlng
      @lightlng 3 года назад +2

      @@blackknightjack3850 LUFFY IS GONNA CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE!?!?!?!?!??111111

    • @blackknightjack3850
      @blackknightjack3850 3 года назад +1

      @@catsorafgc No, it implies that the One Piece itself is Claire.

  • @BlastingBigLoads2
    @BlastingBigLoads2 5 лет назад +703

    SOMEONE MOD THIS IN RE2 REMAKE WHENEVER MR X SHOWS UP

    • @sdark328
      @sdark328 5 лет назад +168

      AND REPLACE HIM WITH CHRIS

    • @calliecalamari6674
      @calliecalamari6674 5 лет назад +14

      OMG PLEASE

    • @majorchaos5000
      @majorchaos5000 5 лет назад +43

      @@sdark328 resident evil 5 chris, not that lame ass re7 chris

    • @viniciusgabriel10
      @viniciusgabriel10 5 лет назад +34

      @@majorchaos5000 Yeah, Resident Evil 5 Chris is the real Chris.

    • @merritt2014
      @merritt2014 5 лет назад +30

      @@majorchaos5000 Though the RE7 Chris is a lot more accurate to the original, I'm just too used to RE5 design lol.

  • @mightyshockwave
    @mightyshockwave 5 лет назад +849

    AND THIS
    IS
    TO GO
    EVEN
    FURTHER
    BEYOND

    • @Jorge_Alvarado
      @Jorge_Alvarado 5 лет назад +16

      mightyshockwave I just stopped here to tell you that that was genius and you have my respect.

    • @GerNomico
      @GerNomico 5 лет назад +44

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @immaguy7905
      @immaguy7905 5 лет назад +24

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ChakairoKai
      @ChakairoKai 5 лет назад +3

      I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR THIS.

    • @groovysnake6664
      @groovysnake6664 5 лет назад +3

      I'm fucking dying

  • @Mordecai0799
    @Mordecai0799 4 года назад +591

    Chris went insane after Leon rejected Claire and now he's taking it out on Ethan D:

    • @marauder_gaming
      @marauder_gaming 4 года назад +126

      “I’m sorry Ethan, but since Leon won’t impregnate my sister, it looks like you’ll have to continue the Redfield Lineage”
      *drops a boulder on Mia*

    • @FookMi69
      @FookMi69 3 года назад +50

      *Dislocates Ethan’s shoulder*
      “Now pound my sister.”

    • @bobesponja3702
      @bobesponja3702 3 года назад +16

      Ethan : foket i take my chances on the village

  • @arandomt-9056
    @arandomt-9056 Год назад +28

    The new RE animated movie trailer sure looks hopeful for the Redfield Bloodline

  • @vasiliy6939
    @vasiliy6939 5 лет назад +233

    just imagine Chris' B.S.A.A. squad singing it.

    • @mrfrost6211
      @mrfrost6211 5 лет назад +36

      We needed a chorus ok

    • @iserit2500
      @iserit2500 5 лет назад +33

      They don't seem to last very long, so you gotta get your use out of them while you can

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h 2 года назад +4

      Kirk's just there broadcasting it from the helicopter

  • @DandySoleil
    @DandySoleil 5 лет назад +284

    Based and Redfielded

  • @rc59191
    @rc59191 3 года назад +312

    Chris secured the Redfield name by adopting Ethans daughter so it's a half win.

    • @FierceDeity35
      @FierceDeity35 3 года назад +47

      In the end Chris just wanted a B.O.W that could fight other B.O.Ws, Rose is exactly that.

    • @coffee-ouji
      @coffee-ouji Год назад +11

      "Gottem"
      He chuckled, thinking of a messed-up-job to get Mia to sign up. He laid the flowers on the tombstone of Ethan Winters

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 8 месяцев назад

      Well, that is at least ONE good thing to come out of Village barring the gameplay...

  • @aron1881
    @aron1881 3 года назад +174

    And now, after seeing what Netflix is about to throw out, I feel ready for another wave of chrisposting.

    • @angrycinnabon2956
      @angrycinnabon2956 3 года назад +11

      And so it begins.

    • @teckdeck6480
      @teckdeck6480 2 года назад

      You are more wrong like with Leon not simping over Ada Wong

  • @JewishMemeMan
    @JewishMemeMan 5 лет назад +243

    Chris “Knock up my sis or you’ll catch these fists” Redfield

  • @skyecrumpler2923
    @skyecrumpler2923 5 лет назад +261

    This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

  • @HaloLXVII
    @HaloLXVII 5 лет назад +72

    Chris “Worship that womb or meet your doom” Redfield.

  • @Heroofselene
    @Heroofselene 11 месяцев назад +22

    Chris "You're a single mister so come plow my sister" Redfield.

  • @schtolteheim_reinbach_ii707
    @schtolteheim_reinbach_ii707 5 лет назад +491

    Jesus christ, i just realised that an entire channel was made for this

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 5 лет назад +242

    Top Tier, I appreciate Chris going all out for Leon's One Piece.

    • @deaglelover6942
      @deaglelover6942 4 года назад +8

      We do not need to read chriss mind for this one Rohan. And how are you still alive after bites the dust doe

    • @CORBS_04
      @CORBS_04 4 года назад +5

      @@deaglelover6942 I respect the JoJo reference

    • @bossbeartherock6034
      @bossbeartherock6034 2 года назад

      Yeah

    • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
      @BabuBabu-ip6oh Год назад

      Could he get much higher

  • @vroom7704
    @vroom7704 2 года назад +8

    fun fact: I watched this before I watched or knew anything about One Piece, and now when I hear the intro, I only hear this

  • @aurelienbenoit1645
    @aurelienbenoit1645 3 года назад +394

    Chris after re8 ending :

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 2 года назад +40

      ETHAN IS DEAD LEON
      WE NEED YOU

    • @vladimirvladislavovichtira804
      @vladimirvladislavovichtira804 Год назад

      @@yurifairy2969 Ghost of Chad Ethan: Leon can't take it anymore, Chris! Why don't you just impregnate Jill?!

    • @konradkinne4089
      @konradkinne4089 Год назад +7

      @@vladimirvladislavovichtira804 Chris "Dense as the rock he's punching" Redfield: No, we're just good friends!

    • @vladimirvladislavovichtira804
      @vladimirvladislavovichtira804 Год назад +1

      @@konradkinne4089 Ghost of Chad Ethan: Then... I'm gonna haunt you with PTSD.

  • @vinceunknown1935
    @vinceunknown1935 5 лет назад +187

    This should be the Mr.X theme if anyone swaps Mr.X with Chris

  • @Largemario
    @Largemario 5 лет назад +122

    Now THIS is Chrisposting

  • @jaggidfire
    @jaggidfire 10 месяцев назад +13

    I watched the live action One Piece and when they played "We Are" I reflexively sung along with these lyrics.

  • @jaytheartman610
    @jaytheartman610 3 года назад +303

    Chris "please leon just knock up Claire please, I'm the only stable person in my bloodline who's still alive, she posts minion memes on facebook, FUCKING MINION MEMES LEON! PLEASE SAVE MY BLOODLINE LEON!" Redfeild

    • @kidcircuit1955
      @kidcircuit1955 2 года назад +8

      Leon: Dude, just bone Jill.
      Chris: >:/

  • @KudaTheNerd
    @KudaTheNerd 5 лет назад +804

    Why is God’s good name was I recommend this?

    • @adrian2461000
      @adrian2461000 5 лет назад +175

      Because you need it.

    • @calliecalamari6674
      @calliecalamari6674 5 лет назад +124

      To give your life a meaning

    • @knightshade2654
      @knightshade2654 5 лет назад +39

      Intellectuals found it on /v/

    • @KamenKami
      @KamenKami 5 лет назад +33

      In the words of the great Monsoon, "The memes, Jack".

    • @pearljaime2
      @pearljaime2 5 лет назад +14

      Because youtube knows you've seen some shit. Just like us. Don't try to hide it.

  • @pep2i
    @pep2i 5 лет назад +171

    11/10 Chris post

  • @swippyzane6282
    @swippyzane6282 3 года назад +20

    I can't watch one piece without thinking of this.

  • @bane9951
    @bane9951 Год назад +26

    I mean, Kennedy and Redfield genes are quite legendary, so Chris is onto something

  • @captainwaffles3741
    @captainwaffles3741 5 лет назад +87

    Redfield arms and Kennedy legs? That's way too op.

  • @dramallama111
    @dramallama111 5 лет назад +136

    Leon prefers Yellow Fever Diva: Ada Wong

    • @leonardorodriguez8538
      @leonardorodriguez8538 5 лет назад +5

      But leon aint a mouth breather

    • @Robeebert
      @Robeebert 5 лет назад +8

      Ada WRONG

    • @johnivantaro6684
      @johnivantaro6684 4 года назад +2

      @Leonardo Rodriguez A man does not need to be an anime mouth breather in order to find Asian women attractive. Some men just so happen to find Asian women sexy, and for some men anime has nothing to do with that.

  • @bamboozledagain4165
    @bamboozledagain4165 4 года назад +47

    HE FINALLY SNAPPED

  • @HoloCatHead
    @HoloCatHead 3 года назад +32

    Leon in Infinite Darkness blew it again.

    • @ladboii2901
      @ladboii2901 2 года назад +2

      Chris RN: 😡😡😡😫😫😭😭😭

  • @megacraft81
    @megacraft81 4 года назад +28

    Chris “Continue my bloodline or I’ll end yours” Redfield

  • @PaulThePuppetier
    @PaulThePuppetier 4 года назад +19

    I'm rewatching One Piece currently for the nostalgia of having watched it as a teen for the first time about 10 years ago, all the purity, simplicity and adventure of it.
    Then I find this.

  • @The_uglybastard
    @The_uglybastard 5 лет назад +79

    “LEON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DONT BETRAY OUR RACE! LEON, PLEASE! CLAIRE’S OVARIES ARE DRYING UP! CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE! PLEASE, LEON!!”

    • @vladimirvladislavovichtira804
      @vladimirvladislavovichtira804 Год назад +1

      Leon: Go impregnate Jill or else, suffer like you suffer that you can't refuse **Show the photos of Finn, Piers and Chad Ethan died**

  • @dmitrykhvostik5975
    @dmitrykhvostik5975 Год назад +31

    Remember when you played Resident Evil 4 remake and there was no "No thanks, bro" line?
    *_IT WAS ME, LEON_*
    I CHANGED THE SCRIPT WHILE NOBODY'S WATCHING SO NOBODY. *NOBODY* WOULD EVER TRY TO MAKE FUN OF ME AND MY QUEST TO CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE

  • @pkmntrainerred4247
    @pkmntrainerred4247 Год назад +25

    I keep returning to this masterpiece at least once per week I gotta say I find this part *genius* -
    "That legendary child,
    That the end of 9 months reveals,
    Is only legendary
    till you two make it real!"

  • @thelastdinosaur1977
    @thelastdinosaur1977 10 месяцев назад +22

    Leon: Chris…do you even know what sex is?
    Chris: All I know is that it’s what you gotta do to Claire to continue the Redfield bloodline!

  • @TheStalkingEmu
    @TheStalkingEmu Год назад +99

    Back here in honor of the RE4 remake

  • @arekusu.
    @arekusu. 3 года назад +38

    Chris "Put It In Her Or You're Done Like Dinner" Redfield
    Chris "Give Her Some Lovin' Or I'll Put You In An Oven" Redfield
    Chris "Make Her A Mother Or You're Gonna Get Smothered" Redfield
    Chris "Fertilize Or Get Murderized" Redfield
    Chris "You'll Have That Baby And Feed It -- Don't Make Me Repeat It" Redfield

  • @darkishzapo1155
    @darkishzapo1155 5 лет назад +235

    Chrisposting has reached critical meme levels never thought possible. We've finally created it; The Perfect Meme.

    • @pixythegunner
      @pixythegunner 5 лет назад +28

      This is.....The Meme Tyrant!

    • @soraspace05
      @soraspace05 5 лет назад +9

      It has Reach Total Global Saturation

  • @DrUSB
    @DrUSB 3 года назад +53

    New resident evil series starring Leon and Claire announced today. The redfield bloodline must carry on.

  • @nighthero7
    @nighthero7 Год назад +11

    Considering Wesker in the back: This is the timeline where Wesker convinced Chris to join him after listening to Chris talk about genetics once.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +27

    *Leon:* "Jesus Christ! Stay back!"

    • @devyn3195
      @devyn3195 4 года назад +5

      "Is This a Fucking Joke!?"

    • @devyn3195
      @devyn3195 4 года назад +1

      @bdidbw o no I thought most of them were hilarious in probably bad ways. Like when he yells holy shit when getting chased by the gator.

    • @BigBoss0331
      @BigBoss0331 3 года назад

      hasta luego

  • @mamons30
    @mamons30 5 лет назад +37

    It's like I'm back in that ol' classic youtube... At least for a while.

    • @mrfrost6211
      @mrfrost6211 5 лет назад +5

      It's.....been forever old friend, welcome home

  • @corvus4350
    @corvus4350 2 года назад +15

    Leon "Only Wong makes me long" Kennedy.

    • @chargemeupbois
      @chargemeupbois 2 года назад +5

      Leon "I won't lose my virginity to Mr X and Chris Redfield's lovechild's sister." Kennedy.

  • @IFunnyAssassinI
    @IFunnyAssassinI 4 года назад +30

    CHRIS WENT FULL POSTAL

  • @ieatmoths1003
    @ieatmoths1003 5 лет назад +33

    Chris "Inseminate my sibling, or I'll bring down this building" Redfield

  • @connordavisj
    @connordavisj 5 лет назад +108

    I can't even remember the last time I laughed this continuously. Holy shit dude.

  • @Stanpai
    @Stanpai 5 лет назад +211

    I gotta come back and listen again. This is so great.

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 5 лет назад +2

      Funny seeing you here. How ya been?

    • @Draggao
      @Draggao 3 года назад

      Just reminding you here, ignore me.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai 3 года назад

      @@Draggao thank you

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai 3 года назад

      @@articusramos808 great buddy

    • @kuranokyonshi
      @kuranokyonshi 2 года назад +1

      reminder

  • @davidmichaelescobedopachec794
    @davidmichaelescobedopachec794 2 года назад +16

    Chris D. Redfield, Captain of Redfield Pirates and the king of the Pirates.

  • @KnightofFunnyJunk
    @KnightofFunnyJunk 4 года назад +26

    Leon "Turning up the Heater for his Yellow Fever" Kennedy

  • @israkilluxd681
    @israkilluxd681 5 лет назад +50

    Chris in tyrant suit: Moves the helicopter with a hand
    Leon: Jesus Christ!!!
    Tyrant OST kick's in

  • @yukinonfan
    @yukinonfan 5 лет назад +96

    Thank you capcom for dmcv and REmake2...has lead to some great moments